Kaori - Gloating for Fun and Profit!! Mostly Fun!!

[OrochiGeese]

8/22/05


Kaori NiGHT is seen resting in a large leather chair as the scene fades in. Legs crossed and raised up on the arm of the chair, back against the other arm, she's smiling cockily.

[Kaori:] Now, I don't wanna gloat, but seeing as though it's my favorite hobby, I'm gonna!

Kaori hops out of the chair and slowly walks toward the camera. Her face just a few inches from the camera, she leans closer and shouts "HAH!" before standing back up, a few more inches away from the camera.

[Kaori:] Now, Raenisha or whatever - I don't bother to learn the names of annoying blonde women - I think I pretty much showed up your silly little attempt to show me up! Now, I'm not sure if it was the missile kick to the outside that sealed the match in my favor, or it could've been my beautiful, flawless NiGHTsault that did what's-her-face in - or it could've just as easily been the NiGHT's Crest or my Pop Star FLASH! - but that's not important. The important thing? Well, the important thing is that I won. All is right with the world.

Kaori chuckles and smirks.

[Kaori:] Now, at the next Voltage, during that tag match, and at Venomous Ties, you'll see just why I'm the QUEEN of Professional Wrestling...

Kaori turns her back to the camera and shrugs her shoulders, speaking over her shoulder.

[Kaori:] ...and you're just a schmuck.

Kaori walks off, fade out.

[OrochiGeese]

8/29/05


*It is 2pm and Alicia Gordon is walking briskly through Central Park. She is wearing a blue tank top with a white sports bra under it along with a pair of black Adidas "pull apart" workout pants. She approaches a grassy area with a fountain and then stops to rest and catch her breath*

Alicia: "Hi OG-FPD! It's me... Alicia Gordon again! I'm getting ready for the big tag match at this Sunday's Voltage between me and Azumi Oonishi against Yoyo Banzai and Kaori NiGHT."

Alicia: "And it appears that Kaori has had some unkind words for yours truly. But that's ok Kaori...you see, I've met a LOT of girls just like you in Los Angeles."

*Alicia puts her hand on her chin and appears to be remembering something*

Alicia: "Well, they were a bit thinner and better dressed then you. But they had very similar personalities! Very rude and full of themselves. Just like you!"

Alicia: "So Kaori, you can make fun of my name, dismiss my ability, and say that you put on a better performance against Diva Dynamite then I did...and then I can get all upset and disagree and we can argue back and forth...but really...

*Alicia pauses*

Alicia; "Isn't it for the FANS to decide who was the TRUE Highlight of the last few Voltage nights?

Alicia: "So that brings me to the reason I'm here at the Park. Summer is ending and people are trying to get in their last moments of the sun. Of course, they COULD just fly to LA and be with the sun all year round, but i guess they have reasons to be here...just like I do!"

Alicia: "So I want to ask these people who they think the real highlight of OG-FPD Joshi is: me, or you, Kaori. Let's see what THEY have to say."

*Alicia walks up to an elderly woman with a shopping cart*

Alicia: "Ma'am, is it ok if I ask you a few questions?"

Lady: "Yes dearie...just one second..."

*The lady reaches into a bag in her shopping cart and pulls out a cat*

Alicia: "ummm...that's a nice kitty you have ther.."

*The lady throws the cat at Alicia, missing by a few feet, and begins screaming out loud. Then she reaches into her bag for more cats. Alicia begins running away and the lady follows while hurling multiple cats. Alicia then is able to jump onto a treebranch, and swing over it, landing behind the lady who continues running forwards as if Alicia was still in front of her*

Alicia: "Oooohkay. That was a bit weird. I guess I'll just chalk that vote up for Kaori...since she appears to be quite catty."

*Alicia smirks as if she just made the best joke in the world*

Alicia: "Let's see who else is here at the park..."

*Alicia approaches a few girls who are sunbathing in bikinis*

Alicia: "Pardon me girls, but may I ask you two a question?"

Girl 1: "Sure"

Alicia: "Are you wrestling fans, by any chance?"

Girl 2: "Oh yes!"

Girl 1: "We love the WWE!! That Randy Orto...

Alicia: "Oh sorry girls, i just remembered...I uh, have to be somewhere..uh...ah, forget it..."

*Alicia just walks away*

Girl 1: "I wonder if we'll get to be on tv!!"

Girl 2: "Was my hair ok!?"

Alicia: "Maybe this wasn't such a great idea..."

*Just then, she is approached by a policeman*

Policeman: "Ms. Gordon?"

Alicia: "Yes! You know me!?"

Policeman: "Yeah, you're Alicia Gordon, OG-FPD Joshi superstar..."

Alicia: "Yea! That's me! Can I ask you a question?"

Policeman: "Well, I kinda wanted to ask you one first..."

Alicia: "um, sure..."

Policeman: "Why is a wrestling superstar like you accosting old cat throwing ladies?"

*Alicia sighs*

Alicia: "Sorry, officer. It won't happen again."

Policeman: "And just for the record, I thought your match with Diva was the best one..." *the policeman winks and leaves*

Alicia: "Yes!! Ok, before I get into any more trouble in this odd, odd city, I'm gonna go back to my apartment. I guess the vote is tied for today. So Kaori, you and I are gonna have to settle things at our tag team match AND at our Venemous Ties match."

Alicia: "But before I leave, i just wanted to say hi to my partner Azumi Oonishi. Azumi, you seem like a really great girl and it will be fun teaming with you!!!! You and I debuted the same night and I thought your match was great too. As for Yoyo, you remind me of some girls I met back in Orange County. Rude, obnoxious, with an "in your face" attitude. Well...this Sunday, if you get into MY face...then I promise that YOUR face will be on the business end of an "Axelicious treat".

*Alicia sees the cat lady coming back*

Alicia: "See you all this Sunday!"

*Alicia briskly jogs away from the park, back to her apartment*