The stick that broke the Holly's back

[OrochiGeese]

8/13/05


*It is late afternoon on Saturday and we are in the training room of Orochi-O's.Inc. A familiar locale, no doubt, especially as the OG-FPD PPV gets closer and closer. Joining us are OrochiGeese, Mr. Figaro, and Mr. Clyde. Mr. Figaro and OrochiGeese are sparring hard in anticipation for OG's eventual title shot with PW-W Champion, Dijon De Juan. Mr. Clyde has just entered the room and is taking his time sorting through a folder.*

Mr. Clyde: "Sir, if I may momentarily interrupt the bludgeoning, I have all the information in order from this week and now may be a good time to tell it to you. Holly is expected here within the next few hours and I trust you want to have some extra "ammunition" to use when training with her."

*OG looks at the wall clock, nods at Clyde, and then walks over to him.*

Mr. Clyde: "I have a lot of interesting information, some even well, disturbing. Even to me. Some of this wasn't exactly nonpublic information, but I'm not so sure you were aware of it. I did not learn of it until this research. It appears that for many years, Jo Ryder ran a "gentleman's club" named "Heaven's Night". And no, i don't believe OG-FPD Joshi Superstar Kaori NiGHT is related to this in anyway."

OG: "Heh. Interesting, Jo Ryder running a stri....gentleman's club. That is quite a piece of info there."

Mr. Clyde: "The story doesn't end there. Apparently, there were many common practices, or "special shows" that the club was known for. One of them was the "broomstick special".

OG: "Girls dressed as janitors, showing it all, while "riding" broomsticks, in a faux seductive manner?"

Mr. Clyde: "No. Rather, broomsticks being used..."with" the girls."

*OG and Mr. Figaro look at each other in amazement*

OG: "You have confirmed this as fact?"

Mr. Clyde: "I have not offered any information that I could not find overwhelming evidence of. I have my methods, and the findings are unquestionably true."

OG: "Good. This is the kind of information that would get Holly even more angry at that pervert Jo."

Mr. Clyde: "Holly seems to get mad at every piece of information relating to Jo Ryder and sexual behavior. This should help rile her up."

OG: "Let's go one more...let's provide "visual aids." Clyde, if you wouldn't mind gathering some of the broomsticks from the janitor's closets around the building. Put them in a bag and bring them down to me. Come back soon."


Mr. Figaro: "And Clyde, no need to "gather experience" *smirks*, it's a simple task, get the broomsticks!"

*Mr. Clyde leaves on his RPG-like "fetch" mission*

OG: "Let's keep training until Holly gets here..."

[OrochiGeese]

8/13/05



*An hour passes and Clyde comes back with a lot of broomsticks in a burlap sack. As Clyde walks in, he notices that Holly is already here and is warming up with the heavybag. She doesn't notice that Clyde has entered but Mr. Figaro and OG go over to talk to him*

Mr. Figaro: "Oh man...you've got QUITE an "inventory" there, now don't you."

Mr. Clyde: "Be quiet, you."

*Mr. Figaro laughs and attempts to "buy" one of Mr. Clyde's broomsticks with a shiny piece of gold.*

Mr. Clyde: "No deal"

*Holly notices Clyde and the bag and also walks over*

Holly: "Hi guys...whatcha got there?"

OG: "Ill explain it to you momentarily. Clyde, Figaro, you two should resume training. Figaro has a match in September and I want him ready for it."

*Figaro and Clyde walk to another room in the gym and begin sparring*

OG: "Now Holly...we have come to an interesting point in your training. I have decided to bring in some new training implements. You have been breaking everything you touch here, once you get enraged, and I'm getting tired of replacing them. And also, I was thinking we would train with something...that has more of a "personal touch" in regards to Jo Ryder."

Holly: "Geese, I will NOT at all, AT ALL, train with Dance Dance Revolution. I don't care if it's Jo's favorite game, I don't care if it gets her off every day...I will NOT use it."

OG: "No...no...that's not it."

Holly: "Well, i guess it probably wouldn't fit in THAT *points* bag anyway."

OG: "Very astute of you. Our training implements for the day are indeed in this bag. But as you will see...they are really just a bunch of ordinary, commonplace objects. A bunch of the SAME ordinary objects. Ones that you could find in any closet, really. So when you first see them, realize there is a greater meaning behind them. A meaning that goes deep within Jo Ryder's pysche and history."

Holly: "Come on, come on, i'm getting impatient! Show me them, Geese!"

OG: "Ok, just don't judge them until I tell you why we are using them..."

*OG turns around to opens up the bag and takes out a broomstick. OG turns back to Holly and sees a very different expression then the one he left her with*

Holly: "HOW COULD YOU!! ITS A F*CKIGN BROOMSTICK!! IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU TOO!? DID JO RYDER PUT YOU UP TO THIS!? HOW DARE YOU BRING ONE OF THOSE TO TRAIN WITH ME! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?"

*Holly begins running to a stunned OG. As Holly jumps in the air to him, he defensively brings the broomstick up to block her incoming attack. She thrusts out her kick while in the air and breaks the broomstick in half, sending OG falling backwards. Holly then grabs another broomstick and runs to where Geese is laying down, stunned. She mounts him and thrusts the broomstick against his throat. OG tries to talk and scream but is unable to*

Holly: "I'll KILL YOU JO, I'll F*CKING KILL YOU!!!!!"

*With one hand, Holly presses the broomstick even harder against Geese's throat. With her other hand, she begins punching Geese in the face and driving her forearm against his forehead, which was opened up from the initial jumping kick*

*Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro hear the commotion and run over to see what is happening. They try to pull Holly off of Geese, but she won't budge*

OG *struggling to speak*: "H...Hol..."

Holly: "I'll use YOUR very broomstick to finish you off with, Jo Ryder!"

*Mr. Figaro FINALLY is able to pry Holly off of Geese and Mr. Clyde goes over to hold her back.*

*OG is rolling on the floor holding his throat. He finally is able to regain his air and looks directly into Holly's eyes. Suddenly, she snaps out of the rage she was in. She looks at Geese, stunned at what she did. She struggles to be free of Figaro and Clyde's grip*

OG: *still trying to talk* "Le...let her...go"

*Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde relinquish their hold and Holly runs out the door and out the building.*