Jo Ryder and Dizzy: "Fun and games"
Feb 15, 2007 3:45:20 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 3:45:20 GMT -5
8/13/05
Scene opens in a gym... Jo Ryder is seen in work out clothing - cut off sweats reading SDS going down the leg, and a basketball jersey with the number 1 on the back... we have Team Ryder's answer to Silent Bob - Phil Buster - holding a giant pad, as Jo kicks at it repeatedly - kicking high near the top of the pad. She kicks - and kicks - and kicks, before stopping... and collapsing against the pad - and Phil...
[Phil Buster:] Enlighten me - why are you practicing kicking so high again? Trying to impress a new boyfriend?
Jo uses one hand to wipe the sweat from her forehead, which she flicks away before motioning to somebody outside the picture, who tosses her a towel...
[Jo Ryder:] -breathing heavy- Has to... be a boy?
She pats the towel against her face and neck, the glistening skin being pat dry...
[Phil Buster:] You're going to disappoint some of your fans if you keep talking like that, you know.
[Jo Ryder:] Holly. I'm talking about Holly.
[Phil Buster:] You're trying to impress HOLLY? ...kinky.
[Jo Ryder:] Shut up. Ass.
Jo pushes the pad back and kicks high on the pad again.
[Phil Buster:] So, you want her to see your flexibility?
[Jo Ryder:] That's about head level I'm kicking at. Right now, NOTHING is going to make me feel better than to do that to her - Venomous Ties can't come soon enough... I FINISH -kick- HOLLY -kick- AND THEN -kick- - AND THEN -kicku!- ...and then.
[Phil Buster:] That thing you've been putting off?
[Jo Ryder:] Yeah.
From Off Screen comes a new voice - a happy voice. A female voice. A new happy female voice.
[New Happy Female Voice:] What thing you've been putting off?
Entres vous - Dizzy! She's not dressed for the gym, what with her boots running up the legs to the knee, or her denim skirt, and orange sleeveless t-shirt. Thrown over one shoulder is a sleeveless denim jacket, and in her other hand is a worn and weathered book with the cover torn in places and broke.
[Phil Buster:] ...
[Jo Ryder:] It's well, it's minor really, just a little something that-
[Dizzy:] Oh! Your lungs! Yeah, your breathing has been really erratic lately, that is has!
[Phil Buster:] She's good.
[Jo Ryder:] Y-eah, okay, it's my lungs, yes. How did you tell? You've listened to my breathing?
[Dizzy:] Oh me, oh my! That sounds so STALKERISH if you put it like that, that it does! I'm kinda sorta a doctor. Sure, it's physics, but the lungs operate on the same principle! It's an expansion and contraction, squeezing - squeezing out the air after it's used all the okygen from it and expelling the gases that the body can't use, like carbon dioxide, or helium!
[Jo Ryder:] Fascinating!
[Dizzy:] REALLY? Oh, gosh, I told that to Froggy and he said I shouldn't say things like that because it makes me look weird, but he said it in a really nice way so that it was more of a compliment, I think he said, "You're too cute to say things that smart, Dizzy!" which is nice because he said I'm CUTECANYOUBELIEVEIT?!?! Froggy said I am CUTE and it's those kinds of touching moments that really make me feel good about myself, and you said that I was FASCINATING?! Oh, my day has been MADE!!!
[Jo Ryder:] No, I was lying about it being fascinating. But the way your face lighted up makes me feel bad about it now.
[Dizzy:] Oh. Well. Uh. That's just as good, I guess! YEAHYEAH!
[Phil Buster:] Please, Diane, hurry to your point, huh? We have things to do today.
[Dizzy:] Like find out how Geese keeps getting all that information?
[Jo Ryder:] Uh. Yes. How did you know-
[Dizzy:] Well, DUH. If somebody kept saying private stuff about ME on TV, I'd wanna know how they were finding things out. WAIT! What if YOU told him?! And then he gave you some sort of drug to make you forget that you told him! AND THEN YOU'RE MAD ABOUT HIM TELLING PRIVATE SECRET THINGS ABOUT YOU BUT YOU'RE MAD AT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM! EEP!
[Jo Ryder:] ...Uh.
[Dizzy:] Well, I KNOW!
Dizzy looks about, trying to see something that is - or isn't - there...
[Jo Ryder:] Well?
[Dizzy:] It was a NINJA!
[Phil Buster:] Yanno, Jo, I read this article once about REALLY SMART people... and how their brains weren't quite... RIGHT. They would concoct this rich fantasy life for themselves, and...
[Jo Ryder:] Phil, please... Miss Cavuto-
[Dizzy:] Nononono, Dizzy!
[Jo Ryder:] Dizzy... er, I'm glad you think you have evidence of this, but I believe it could just be in your mind, dear.
[Dizzy:] Nuh-uh! It wasn't! He was in your apartment and he was digging through your files and stuff, and taking pictures and in your underwear drawer sniffing your panties and EVERYTHING!
[Jo Ryder:] ...and what were YOU doing in my apartment?
[Dizzy:] Looking for your Dance Dance Revolution game and floorpads! Oh, Froggy and I LOVE that game, that we do... but, when I opened up the floorboard to find it, I saw that NINJA sneaking around! And I followed him! But then I tripped, and I fell on him and he was like "WHOA!" and I was like "EEP!" and then he was like "YOU NEVER SAW ME HERE!" and then there was a puff of smoke.
[Phil Buster:] ...and?
[Dizzy:] Well, he was gone.
[Jo Ryder:] ...wait a second. He was sniffing my underwear?
[Phil Buster:] Wait, you're buying into this?
[Jo Ryder:] I thought the laundry service stole those...
[Phil Buster:] They probably did.
[Jo Ryder:] Hush! Dizzy... I have an important task for you, okay? If you see that ninja-
[Dizzy:] NINJA!
[Jo Ryder:] Right, if you ever see that... well, you know, again - I want you to find somebody. Don't try to fight the ninja-
[Dizzy:] NINJA!
[Jo Ryder:] Uh, yeah. Don't fight him - find somebody else and take pictures or something.
[Dizzy:] Oh, gosh... you think I'm making this up? But I saw the NINJA, I really did!
[Jo Ryder:] I'm not going to debate what you did or didn't see - but ninj- I mean, NINJAS... are serious business. And I don't want you getting hurt.Okay?
[Dizzy:] Okay...
[Jo Ryder:] So, is that it?
[Dizzy:] Nope, nope! Ooh! I got you a book, that I did! As a gift!
[Jo Ryder:] Why?
[Dizzy:] Oh me, oh my, Miss Ryder... you've been REAL nice to me - NOT jsut me, everybody in Team Ryder! And, well, you're always so stressed and harried and everybody wants to talk to you and then you get stressed and harried and you start coming back to the apartments and you're all "GRR!" Mostly after Holly promos, but that's not the point. I GOT YOU THIS BOOK! Well, I didn't get it for you, my Daddy bought it for me before I went into High School... it's the "Seven Habits of Highly Effective People!"
[Phil Buster:] Ex-citing.
[Jo Ryder:] Do you have another copy for Mr. Personality over here?
[Dizzy:] Mister Personal- PHIL? Uh. Sure! Lemme run to the bookstore later, sure!
[Jo Ryder:] Well, Dizzy, uhm. I can't guarantee I'll get to it right away, I'm brokering a pretty big deal, but, yeah! I'll read your book!
[Dizzy:] EEP! Thank you, Miss Ryder!
Dizzy lunges forward, hugging Jo - Jo staggers backwards, but smiles a bit, and (cautiously) pats Dizzy on the back, before she pulls away, smiling widely as the scene fades out.
Scene opens in a gym... Jo Ryder is seen in work out clothing - cut off sweats reading SDS going down the leg, and a basketball jersey with the number 1 on the back... we have Team Ryder's answer to Silent Bob - Phil Buster - holding a giant pad, as Jo kicks at it repeatedly - kicking high near the top of the pad. She kicks - and kicks - and kicks, before stopping... and collapsing against the pad - and Phil...
[Phil Buster:] Enlighten me - why are you practicing kicking so high again? Trying to impress a new boyfriend?
Jo uses one hand to wipe the sweat from her forehead, which she flicks away before motioning to somebody outside the picture, who tosses her a towel...
[Jo Ryder:] -breathing heavy- Has to... be a boy?
She pats the towel against her face and neck, the glistening skin being pat dry...
[Phil Buster:] You're going to disappoint some of your fans if you keep talking like that, you know.
[Jo Ryder:] Holly. I'm talking about Holly.
[Phil Buster:] You're trying to impress HOLLY? ...kinky.
[Jo Ryder:] Shut up. Ass.
Jo pushes the pad back and kicks high on the pad again.
[Phil Buster:] So, you want her to see your flexibility?
[Jo Ryder:] That's about head level I'm kicking at. Right now, NOTHING is going to make me feel better than to do that to her - Venomous Ties can't come soon enough... I FINISH -kick- HOLLY -kick- AND THEN -kick- - AND THEN -kicku!- ...and then.
[Phil Buster:] That thing you've been putting off?
[Jo Ryder:] Yeah.
From Off Screen comes a new voice - a happy voice. A female voice. A new happy female voice.
[New Happy Female Voice:] What thing you've been putting off?
Entres vous - Dizzy! She's not dressed for the gym, what with her boots running up the legs to the knee, or her denim skirt, and orange sleeveless t-shirt. Thrown over one shoulder is a sleeveless denim jacket, and in her other hand is a worn and weathered book with the cover torn in places and broke.
[Phil Buster:] ...
[Jo Ryder:] It's well, it's minor really, just a little something that-
[Dizzy:] Oh! Your lungs! Yeah, your breathing has been really erratic lately, that is has!
[Phil Buster:] She's good.
[Jo Ryder:] Y-eah, okay, it's my lungs, yes. How did you tell? You've listened to my breathing?
[Dizzy:] Oh me, oh my! That sounds so STALKERISH if you put it like that, that it does! I'm kinda sorta a doctor. Sure, it's physics, but the lungs operate on the same principle! It's an expansion and contraction, squeezing - squeezing out the air after it's used all the okygen from it and expelling the gases that the body can't use, like carbon dioxide, or helium!
[Jo Ryder:] Fascinating!
[Dizzy:] REALLY? Oh, gosh, I told that to Froggy and he said I shouldn't say things like that because it makes me look weird, but he said it in a really nice way so that it was more of a compliment, I think he said, "You're too cute to say things that smart, Dizzy!" which is nice because he said I'm CUTECANYOUBELIEVEIT?!?! Froggy said I am CUTE and it's those kinds of touching moments that really make me feel good about myself, and you said that I was FASCINATING?! Oh, my day has been MADE!!!
[Jo Ryder:] No, I was lying about it being fascinating. But the way your face lighted up makes me feel bad about it now.
[Dizzy:] Oh. Well. Uh. That's just as good, I guess! YEAHYEAH!
[Phil Buster:] Please, Diane, hurry to your point, huh? We have things to do today.
[Dizzy:] Like find out how Geese keeps getting all that information?
[Jo Ryder:] Uh. Yes. How did you know-
[Dizzy:] Well, DUH. If somebody kept saying private stuff about ME on TV, I'd wanna know how they were finding things out. WAIT! What if YOU told him?! And then he gave you some sort of drug to make you forget that you told him! AND THEN YOU'RE MAD ABOUT HIM TELLING PRIVATE SECRET THINGS ABOUT YOU BUT YOU'RE MAD AT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM! EEP!
[Jo Ryder:] ...Uh.
[Dizzy:] Well, I KNOW!
Dizzy looks about, trying to see something that is - or isn't - there...
[Jo Ryder:] Well?
[Dizzy:] It was a NINJA!
[Phil Buster:] Yanno, Jo, I read this article once about REALLY SMART people... and how their brains weren't quite... RIGHT. They would concoct this rich fantasy life for themselves, and...
[Jo Ryder:] Phil, please... Miss Cavuto-
[Dizzy:] Nononono, Dizzy!
[Jo Ryder:] Dizzy... er, I'm glad you think you have evidence of this, but I believe it could just be in your mind, dear.
[Dizzy:] Nuh-uh! It wasn't! He was in your apartment and he was digging through your files and stuff, and taking pictures and in your underwear drawer sniffing your panties and EVERYTHING!
[Jo Ryder:] ...and what were YOU doing in my apartment?
[Dizzy:] Looking for your Dance Dance Revolution game and floorpads! Oh, Froggy and I LOVE that game, that we do... but, when I opened up the floorboard to find it, I saw that NINJA sneaking around! And I followed him! But then I tripped, and I fell on him and he was like "WHOA!" and I was like "EEP!" and then he was like "YOU NEVER SAW ME HERE!" and then there was a puff of smoke.
[Phil Buster:] ...and?
[Dizzy:] Well, he was gone.
[Jo Ryder:] ...wait a second. He was sniffing my underwear?
[Phil Buster:] Wait, you're buying into this?
[Jo Ryder:] I thought the laundry service stole those...
[Phil Buster:] They probably did.
[Jo Ryder:] Hush! Dizzy... I have an important task for you, okay? If you see that ninja-
[Dizzy:] NINJA!
[Jo Ryder:] Right, if you ever see that... well, you know, again - I want you to find somebody. Don't try to fight the ninja-
[Dizzy:] NINJA!
[Jo Ryder:] Uh, yeah. Don't fight him - find somebody else and take pictures or something.
[Dizzy:] Oh, gosh... you think I'm making this up? But I saw the NINJA, I really did!
[Jo Ryder:] I'm not going to debate what you did or didn't see - but ninj- I mean, NINJAS... are serious business. And I don't want you getting hurt.Okay?
[Dizzy:] Okay...
[Jo Ryder:] So, is that it?
[Dizzy:] Nope, nope! Ooh! I got you a book, that I did! As a gift!
[Jo Ryder:] Why?
[Dizzy:] Oh me, oh my, Miss Ryder... you've been REAL nice to me - NOT jsut me, everybody in Team Ryder! And, well, you're always so stressed and harried and everybody wants to talk to you and then you get stressed and harried and you start coming back to the apartments and you're all "GRR!" Mostly after Holly promos, but that's not the point. I GOT YOU THIS BOOK! Well, I didn't get it for you, my Daddy bought it for me before I went into High School... it's the "Seven Habits of Highly Effective People!"
[Phil Buster:] Ex-citing.
[Jo Ryder:] Do you have another copy for Mr. Personality over here?
[Dizzy:] Mister Personal- PHIL? Uh. Sure! Lemme run to the bookstore later, sure!
[Jo Ryder:] Well, Dizzy, uhm. I can't guarantee I'll get to it right away, I'm brokering a pretty big deal, but, yeah! I'll read your book!
[Dizzy:] EEP! Thank you, Miss Ryder!
Dizzy lunges forward, hugging Jo - Jo staggers backwards, but smiles a bit, and (cautiously) pats Dizzy on the back, before she pulls away, smiling widely as the scene fades out.