2/5/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Figaro: "Welcome back OG-FPD and OG-Joshi fans for
the first Voltage of February!"

Mr. Clyde: "We have 4 very important matches for you
tonight. Including our main event of Alicia
Gordon taking on the possibly debuting Juli
Krieger. It should be quite a sho..."

Mr. Figaro: "It's February Clyde!"


Mr. Clyde: "Since you seem a bit more excitable then
I would like at the beginning of the show,
I'm gonna just go ahead and get us to
our first match of the night. Diva Dynamite
faces off against..."


*Tigress Masks theme song "KILL!" hits the speakers as she
comes down to ringside with a microphone in her hand*


Mr. Clyde: "Hmm...I didn't think she was scheduled
to have a match tonight."


Mr. Figaro: "Well, let the girl talk, I'm sure she
has a good explanation for this
BLATANT interruption of your commentary."

Mr. Clyde: "I don't think that sh..."

Mr. Figaro: "On second thought, no one should EVER
interrupt you, what was she thinking!!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'll let the irony slide for now..."



Tigress Mask makes her way out to the ring,
and takes a microphone

"Well, tonight, even though I said I was going to keep it a
secret, I will reveal my mystery partner for the PPV.
Some friends said this could put us at a disadvantage,
since our opponents would be able to scout the both of us,
I don't really feel that to be the case. I'm also out here
to congradulate Visper Karr on her Globally Honored Pants
victory...she's gonna make an excellent partner."




Watch Visper Karr beat Holly for the GHP!



Mr. Clyde: "Here comes Visper Karr, who was the
one originally scheduled to face
Diva Dynamite as I was alluding to
before. And Visper is soaking in
the INCREDIBLE cheers of the fans
for being the new GHP Holder and
beating Holly. The fans are really
giving her a huge ovation and
Visper appears to be loving
every second of it. Visper is
someone who has worked so hard to
get to where she is at now, that
you gotta feel proud for her."


Mr. Figaro: "I'd feel a lot of things for her..."


Mr. Clyde: "And before Mr. Figaro can get us
kicked off the air...let's get
to our first match. Diva Dynamite
takes on the new McPro GHP Holder
and Tigress Mask's Tag Team partner
at the EMERGENCE PPV, Visper Karr."




Visper Karr vs. Diva Dynamite






*POST MATCH SPOILERS*

























Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr showing her incredible
technical skills as well as her
resiliency. She is really turning
heads in the wrestling world with
her wrestling prowess."


Mr. Figaro: "Diva Dynamite's efforts should not
be overlooked though. She really
brought it to Visper and showed
no signs of letting up. Though
a kick to the face like the one
Visper gave her, that usually
puts a damper on things."

Mr. Clyde: "Visper waited for her opportunity
to strike and finish the match
and did it with her finisher. She
also showed her skills throughout
the match. Really, both girls put
on a wrestling clinic."


Mr. Figaro: "Visper is certainly ready for the
EMERGENCE Tag match with Tigress
against Kaori and mystery partner."









*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*














Mr. Clyde: "What a match and pair of announcements."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, I am also impressed with
the "pairs" of things we are
witnessing now. That Visper
has some nice freaking attire. And
I dig girls that like the freaky stuff."

Mr. Clyde: "Freaky stuff?"

Mr. Figaro: "Masks...like Tigress Mask. Prrrr."

Mr. Clyde: "OK...its my fault for asking..."

Mr. Figaro: "Back on track with the announcements!"

Mr. Clyde: "First we find out that Visper Karr
has beaten Holly for the coveted
McPro Globally Honored Pants Title."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, we already knew that...judging
by the cursing fit Holly has been in
for the last week or so."

Mr. Clyde: "I couldn't tell it apart from her
usual ones actually."

Mr. Figaro: "You mean the: "how dare that girl
yank those pants off of me" didn't
arise some suspicion from you
that Holly was upset..."

Mr. Clyde: "That line sounds like par for
the Holly course actually.
Considering she spent the
ENTIRE last year talking about
a certain woman getting her pants
off her...i just figured..."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah...Touche."


Mr. Clyde: "And the other announcement that
Visper is Tigress PPV partner..."

Mr. Figaro: "Business is about to pick up!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well yeah, i suppose. Visper's
stock has just risen in the
wrestling world with her GHP
win and she is now lending her
considerable in-ring skills and
credibility to Tigress' side at
the PPV. Kaori better have her
own ace up her sleeve or else
she'll really have a problem
with both Tigress and Visper."


Mr. Figaro: "If you want, I can actually try
to check inside Kaori's shirt
to see if there is indeed an
ace. Or maybe a PAIR of aces!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think that will result in
a swift kick to your "Jacks".

Mr. Figaro: "Oh, aren't you the "Joker!"


Mr. Clyde: "Our next match..."




(A few OG-FPD matches/happenings and then)




Mr. Figaro: "When OG-FPD celebrates its 10 year
anniversary in 2013, Kurt will still
be whining about getting title shots."

Mr. Clyde: *gulps* "Are...are we under contract
that long to be announcers?"

Mr. Figaro: "Oh shi...



*Commercials for the DVD of the 2 year Anniversary OG-FPD show*



Mr. Clyde: "And we are now up to the main event."

Mr. Figaro: "I told you we should have read the fine print..."

Mr. Clyde: "Enough...enough, let's just get to our match."

Mr. Figaro: "I wanted to branch out on my own and do
side projects Clyde, i can't be an announcer
my whole career!! I want to cut an album!"

Mr. Clyde: "Dare I ask..."

Mr. Figaro: "Mr. Figaro's Phat Beatz"

Mr. Clyde: "You... *gasps* you rap?"

*Mr. Figaro starts beatboxing*


Mr. Clyde: "No...i'm not going to allow this. And it
appears General Celes anticipated this
as she's sending our the referee
for the next match, in a hurry."

*Mr. Figaro begins beatboxing again*

Mr. Figaro: "I like Joshi that are really furry!"


*"California Love" plays as Alicia Gordon comes to the ring*


Mr. Clyde: "First, coming to the ring is Alicia Gordon.
She was the one who challenged Juli
to this match."

Mr. Figaro: "Guys who date Jo Ryder have no IDEA
what they can catch!"

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia Gordon looks very focused. She
certainly has a lot on her agenda tonight:
Including wanting to continue making a
good name for herself here."

Mr. Figaro: "It looks like Juli Krieger instills
her with no fear!"

Mr. Clyde: "Perhaps Alicia should go and eat
an orange..."

Mr. Figaro: "Um...uh..Alicia is gonna twist
Juli like a doorhinge...uh..crap."

Mr. Clyde: "Thanks for rejoining us Mr. Figaro."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah...yeah...i'll have to work on this."


*"Tier" by Rammstein plays as Juli comes down to the ring*


Mr. Clyde: "And it looks like we are ready for Juli..
and...oh...it looks like this is her
entrance music...it's...

Mr. Figaro: "It's a bit different then I would have expected
for her. After seeing her last week all bubbly
and all...this is...a bit more...serious?

Mr. Clyde: "As is the look on her face. But she has every
reason to be serious. If she does well in this
match and impresses OG-Joshi management,
then she can get a spot on the OG-Joshi roster.
This is the biggest match of her career."

Mr. Figaro: "And I think she knows that...you can see
intense concentration on her face."

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia even tried to shake her hand but
Juli is just staring at her. I think
it's time for the match now."




Alicia Gordon vs. (Debuting) Juli Krieger







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*















Mr. Clyde: "Paramedics! Get the paramedics!"


Mr. Figaro: "And security!! Juli might attack again!'

Mr. Clyde: "Ok...phew...here comes some help."

Mr. Figaro: "I hope it's enough...Alicia looks to
be in a dangerous condition now."


Mr. Clyde: "Folks, we apologize for what we just saw...
we...we can't even believe it. Juli..."

Mr. Figaro: "This newcomer Juli Krieger...she just..,
she just destroyed Alicia Gordon during..
and...after the match. I can't believe..."

Mr. Clyde: "We've never seen anything like this here.
Juli just planted Alicia on her head
TWICE with that move, after Juli had
already dominated Alicia during the
match and got the win with that very
painful looking submission. But the
post match attack... it was uncalled
for and Alicia looks HURT. Juli did
it twice...she just ran with Alicia
and planted her square on her neck."


Mr. Figaro: "Alicia Gordon is in very bad shape now
as the staff paramedics are attending
to her. Juli Krieger is staying in the
ring just STARING at Alicia and has
a sick, twisted grin on her face."

Mr. Clyde: "I hate to say it but I think this
was premeditated. Juli looks like
she is satisfied with what she
has done. I...i don't know but
Alicia might have a broken neck."

Mr. Figaro: "Juli seems to not be "all hugs"
like she was last week."

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia is being taken away and...


Mr. Figaro: "Folks...if you want to understand
the severity of what just happened...
realize that Mr. Clyde has never
screamed at all or really shown
and emotion during a Voltage until now."

Mr. Clyde: "I apologize for my outburst but..."

Mr. Figaro: "No..it's ok. This...these actions
I can't believe someone would be
invited to OG-Joshi and do something
like this to one of our wrestlers."

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia might not be the best here but
she has one of the best attitudes and
was really improving. Most of all,
she is a really good person and did
NOTHING to deserve this, folks."

Mr. Figaro: "General Celes has come out and is
checking on Alicia as they wheel
her to the entrance ramp. Celes is
also glaring at Juli."

Mr. Clyde: "I...I just can't believe what
is going on, what we just saw."

Mr. Figaro: "OrochiGeese is going to have
to do something here."

Mr. Clyde: "I have confidence that Celes
can handle this but..."

Mr. Figaro: "Juli is leaving the ring now
and is going back up the ramp
to the back area. She is
about to approach Alicia
who is still being attended to."

Mr. Clyde: "Celes is motioning us to come over."


*Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde leave their commentary booths
and run over to Celes and Alicia. Figaro and Clyde, along
with other random arena security guards, stand right
in between Juli and the paramedics with Alicia. Juli
smirks at Celes, Figaro, and Clyde and then continues
to the back. Clyde runs back to the commentary booth*



*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*



Mr. Clyde: "Folks...we're gonna have to end the show
now after what has just happened. We
will be here next week with an update
on her condition and everything at
issue here. We'll see you then."