Kaori NiGHT - I'M ON THE F'ING PHONE HERE!!!
Feb 15, 2007 3:21:37 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 3:21:37 GMT -5
7/30/05
We now join our regularly-scheduled promo already in progress. Kaori NiGHT is standing around in her living room, on a cordless phone. You know, one of those really pretentious ones that's made to look like a cell phone. I hate those things.
[Kaori:] Yeah, see, since I happened to win that six-Joshi tag match that we had, I think I deserve a #1 Contender's match at the next pay-per-view.
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What do you mean, "Nope, sorry"?!?
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DIVA DYN-- WHAT ARE YOU THIN-- Damnit!
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Oh, no. No problem. I mean, I've only beaten her to death a half-billion times!
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Yeah, I realize that was in NDP; that doesn't matter!
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That's it. I'm not talking to you about this anymore, because you're an idiot.
Kaori hangs up her phone.
[Kaori:] Oh, @#%$ing hell. Yanno, I go out there and I carry my team - which, hilariously enough happened to be members of Team Ryder - to a huge match victory, and I can't get nothin' because of it! Oh, but everyone and their grandmother is praising Jo and Dizzy for it!
[Female voice off-screen:] I know. I saw.
[Kaori:] And as if that weren't bad enough, I've got that little... uh... what's the British word for "tramp"?
[Off-screen female:] Uh... Tramp?
[Kaori:] ... Oh, you're sooooo useful, thank you.
[Off-screen female:] I try, thanks.
[Kaori:] ANYWAY, she's going on about how she and I had such a greeeeeeaaaat match-- Do I need someone else to tell me I had a good match?
[Off-screen female:] Uh... No?
[Kaori:] Damn right, no! And now, OG-FPD has me up against that Diva Dynamite broad that I've beaten the hell out of and damn near ripped her knee to shreds only a dozen times before.
[Off-screen female:] I heard.
[Kaori:] I'm being so horribly, horribly misused.
Kaori slumps with a loud sigh. Fade out.
We now join our regularly-scheduled promo already in progress. Kaori NiGHT is standing around in her living room, on a cordless phone. You know, one of those really pretentious ones that's made to look like a cell phone. I hate those things.
[Kaori:] Yeah, see, since I happened to win that six-Joshi tag match that we had, I think I deserve a #1 Contender's match at the next pay-per-view.
...
What do you mean, "Nope, sorry"?!?
...
DIVA DYN-- WHAT ARE YOU THIN-- Damnit!
...
Oh, no. No problem. I mean, I've only beaten her to death a half-billion times!
...
Yeah, I realize that was in NDP; that doesn't matter!
...
That's it. I'm not talking to you about this anymore, because you're an idiot.
Kaori hangs up her phone.
[Kaori:] Oh, @#%$ing hell. Yanno, I go out there and I carry my team - which, hilariously enough happened to be members of Team Ryder - to a huge match victory, and I can't get nothin' because of it! Oh, but everyone and their grandmother is praising Jo and Dizzy for it!
[Female voice off-screen:] I know. I saw.
[Kaori:] And as if that weren't bad enough, I've got that little... uh... what's the British word for "tramp"?
[Off-screen female:] Uh... Tramp?
[Kaori:] ... Oh, you're sooooo useful, thank you.
[Off-screen female:] I try, thanks.
[Kaori:] ANYWAY, she's going on about how she and I had such a greeeeeeaaaat match-- Do I need someone else to tell me I had a good match?
[Off-screen female:] Uh... No?
[Kaori:] Damn right, no! And now, OG-FPD has me up against that Diva Dynamite broad that I've beaten the hell out of and damn near ripped her knee to shreds only a dozen times before.
[Off-screen female:] I heard.
[Kaori:] I'm being so horribly, horribly misused.
Kaori slumps with a loud sigh. Fade out.