Holly: Obviously
Feb 15, 2007 3:16:05 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 3:16:05 GMT -5
6/30/05
(Forgot to bump this up higher on the board last week, will do now since its one of the more recent RP's)
*After leaving Orochi-O's Inc Headquarters for the night, Holly is walking back to her car in the parking lot when RIG runs up to her*
RIG: "HI Ho...
Holly: "WTF?!"
*Holly quickly kicks RIG in the nads and hits him with a "Loser's Lunch"*
Holly: "Ohh...it's...you!?"
*RIG is out cold on the ground*
*Another man gets out of a nearby car*
RIG's cameraman: "What did you do THAT for?"
Holly: "I'm not the one who started running and yelling at a girl in a dark parking lot! He's lucky I didnt break his neck!"
RIG's cameraman: "He doesn't look too good now as it is"
Holly: "As Geese always says, hopefully then he'll learn his lesson. Anyway, now that I see its him, i assume he wanted to interview me. So seeing as you still have your camera on, let's do this..."
RIG's Cameraman: "But RIG is out cold...who will ask you ques..."
Holly: "Who will ask me annoying, obvious, and uninspired questions? Well, unless you have a backup monkey in your van, i guess we're out of "luck". But instead, how about I just say what's on my mind without being sidetracked or having my or the fans' intelligence insulted?"
RIG's cameraman: "That's highly unorthodox...but it just might work!"
*Holly takes the microphone of RIG's unconscious body, then stares squarely into the camera*
Holly: "So..."Miss" Ryder...looks like I finally got to you. After all this, you have decided to step away from wrestling, right?"
Holly: "And amusingly enough, you attribute that decision to your own alleged selflessness and the benefit of Dizzy, rather then your desire to FINALLY be rid of me, your biggest threat and source of guilt. You SAY you are going to stop wrestling now so that you can get out of Dizzy's spotlight...
Holly: "Well newsflash Ms. Ryder, both you and Dizzy are in MY spotlight! I'm the newest Joshi megastar, not Dizzy. And I'm gonna prove it when i beat Dizzy at OG-FPD Darkness Falls in less then two weeks."
Holly: "But in the meantime, as I was saying, you can say all you want about doing all this for Dizzy and the rest of the Team Ryder misfits. We all know you're just using Dizzy yet AGAIN. Using her to justify your cowardice of having to deal with me."
RIG (slowly coming to): "But Miss Holly....didn't Jo say she actually wanted a match with you!?"
Holly: "Speak when spoken to!"
*Holly kicks RIG in the face, sending RIG down and out again*
RIG's cameraman: "What was THAT for!?"
Holly: (smirks) "Sorry, just a reflex based on his idiocy before"
Holly: "But as to what RIG said....yeah, its true that Jo wants to face me. But you know.. Jo is a businesswoman. And as much as I abhore her "loose" personal life, I respect her business acumen. She is making a trade-off, a result of a well made cost/benefit analysis. And that analysis said its better to just face me in the ring one on one again, rather then to continue facing my public accusations and implications of her contemptible behaviour. Also, she does not want to appear to be a coward. So she'd rather show some misplaced sense of bravery and lose to me in the ring, instead of continuing to deal with my verbal "undressing" of her true life."
Holly: "As to what Jo said about me feeling validated in my taunts if she weren't to face me, she misses the point. For nothing validates better then the truth Jo, just remember that. And whether you face me in the ring, or not, you're still the same dirty who..."
*RIG once again comes to, seemingly right in time to avoid more legal action*
RIG: "So do you accept her challenge?"
Holly: "Damn it! Do you all see what i mean!? This promo was going fine until RIG butted in with THE most single obvious question ever asked in professional wrestling!? What do YOU think RIG? Do you think I accept Jo Ryder's challenge, a challenge from a woman that I derive satisfaction and justice from maiming in and out of the ring!? Do you think I want to face her one more time before she stops wrestling for who knows how long!?"
RIG: "Uh...i'll take that as a maybe?"
*Holly stands on RIG's mouth*
Holly: "Miss Ryder, i cordially accept your invitation for an in-ring matchup. You vs. me. Be there or be a DVDA-enduring slut."
RIG's cameraman: "I believe the expression is "be there or be square"
Holly: "Not in Jo's case! Although, do you mean "square" like a "box?" Well then, in that case, more people have been "there" in Jo's "box", then you can imagine!""
*RIG's cameraman shakes his head in disgust*
Holly: "But like so many do inside Jo's box, it's now time for me to finish up. See, I talked to OrochiGeese already and he is in the process of signing our match. After Darkness Falls, he will finalize the plans based on the result of my match with Dizzy. But know that our match will take place on a grand OG-FPD stage, according to Geese."
Holly: "And know this Jo...I'm on a roll. Although you might mock me for now having the Generallisimo's gym shorts, ones that i quickly sent to be dry cleaned practically by fire, its not the material prize that matters. Its what, no, WHO, I had to go through to get there. I beat Kaori NIGHT in the finals! And of all people Jo, YOU should know and respect how big an accomplishment that is. I beat Kaori, I will beat Dizzy, and I will beat you. If you're lucky, maybe I'll even Muff Drive you like i did to Kaori. Though in your case, you might like it too much"
Holly: "But as for now, this "interview" is over. And next time, please make an appointment if you want to talk to me, otherwise I'll have the both of you thrown in jail"
*Holly kicks RIG one more time for good measure and then bumps past RIG's cameraman*
(Forgot to bump this up higher on the board last week, will do now since its one of the more recent RP's)
*After leaving Orochi-O's Inc Headquarters for the night, Holly is walking back to her car in the parking lot when RIG runs up to her*
RIG: "HI Ho...
Holly: "WTF?!"
*Holly quickly kicks RIG in the nads and hits him with a "Loser's Lunch"*
Holly: "Ohh...it's...you!?"
*RIG is out cold on the ground*
*Another man gets out of a nearby car*
RIG's cameraman: "What did you do THAT for?"
Holly: "I'm not the one who started running and yelling at a girl in a dark parking lot! He's lucky I didnt break his neck!"
RIG's cameraman: "He doesn't look too good now as it is"
Holly: "As Geese always says, hopefully then he'll learn his lesson. Anyway, now that I see its him, i assume he wanted to interview me. So seeing as you still have your camera on, let's do this..."
RIG's Cameraman: "But RIG is out cold...who will ask you ques..."
Holly: "Who will ask me annoying, obvious, and uninspired questions? Well, unless you have a backup monkey in your van, i guess we're out of "luck". But instead, how about I just say what's on my mind without being sidetracked or having my or the fans' intelligence insulted?"
RIG's cameraman: "That's highly unorthodox...but it just might work!"
*Holly takes the microphone of RIG's unconscious body, then stares squarely into the camera*
Holly: "So..."Miss" Ryder...looks like I finally got to you. After all this, you have decided to step away from wrestling, right?"
Holly: "And amusingly enough, you attribute that decision to your own alleged selflessness and the benefit of Dizzy, rather then your desire to FINALLY be rid of me, your biggest threat and source of guilt. You SAY you are going to stop wrestling now so that you can get out of Dizzy's spotlight...
Holly: "Well newsflash Ms. Ryder, both you and Dizzy are in MY spotlight! I'm the newest Joshi megastar, not Dizzy. And I'm gonna prove it when i beat Dizzy at OG-FPD Darkness Falls in less then two weeks."
Holly: "But in the meantime, as I was saying, you can say all you want about doing all this for Dizzy and the rest of the Team Ryder misfits. We all know you're just using Dizzy yet AGAIN. Using her to justify your cowardice of having to deal with me."
RIG (slowly coming to): "But Miss Holly....didn't Jo say she actually wanted a match with you!?"
Holly: "Speak when spoken to!"
*Holly kicks RIG in the face, sending RIG down and out again*
RIG's cameraman: "What was THAT for!?"
Holly: (smirks) "Sorry, just a reflex based on his idiocy before"
Holly: "But as to what RIG said....yeah, its true that Jo wants to face me. But you know.. Jo is a businesswoman. And as much as I abhore her "loose" personal life, I respect her business acumen. She is making a trade-off, a result of a well made cost/benefit analysis. And that analysis said its better to just face me in the ring one on one again, rather then to continue facing my public accusations and implications of her contemptible behaviour. Also, she does not want to appear to be a coward. So she'd rather show some misplaced sense of bravery and lose to me in the ring, instead of continuing to deal with my verbal "undressing" of her true life."
Holly: "As to what Jo said about me feeling validated in my taunts if she weren't to face me, she misses the point. For nothing validates better then the truth Jo, just remember that. And whether you face me in the ring, or not, you're still the same dirty who..."
*RIG once again comes to, seemingly right in time to avoid more legal action*
RIG: "So do you accept her challenge?"
Holly: "Damn it! Do you all see what i mean!? This promo was going fine until RIG butted in with THE most single obvious question ever asked in professional wrestling!? What do YOU think RIG? Do you think I accept Jo Ryder's challenge, a challenge from a woman that I derive satisfaction and justice from maiming in and out of the ring!? Do you think I want to face her one more time before she stops wrestling for who knows how long!?"
RIG: "Uh...i'll take that as a maybe?"
*Holly stands on RIG's mouth*
Holly: "Miss Ryder, i cordially accept your invitation for an in-ring matchup. You vs. me. Be there or be a DVDA-enduring slut."
RIG's cameraman: "I believe the expression is "be there or be square"
Holly: "Not in Jo's case! Although, do you mean "square" like a "box?" Well then, in that case, more people have been "there" in Jo's "box", then you can imagine!""
*RIG's cameraman shakes his head in disgust*
Holly: "But like so many do inside Jo's box, it's now time for me to finish up. See, I talked to OrochiGeese already and he is in the process of signing our match. After Darkness Falls, he will finalize the plans based on the result of my match with Dizzy. But know that our match will take place on a grand OG-FPD stage, according to Geese."
Holly: "And know this Jo...I'm on a roll. Although you might mock me for now having the Generallisimo's gym shorts, ones that i quickly sent to be dry cleaned practically by fire, its not the material prize that matters. Its what, no, WHO, I had to go through to get there. I beat Kaori NIGHT in the finals! And of all people Jo, YOU should know and respect how big an accomplishment that is. I beat Kaori, I will beat Dizzy, and I will beat you. If you're lucky, maybe I'll even Muff Drive you like i did to Kaori. Though in your case, you might like it too much"
Holly: "But as for now, this "interview" is over. And next time, please make an appointment if you want to talk to me, otherwise I'll have the both of you thrown in jail"
*Holly kicks RIG one more time for good measure and then bumps past RIG's cameraman*