Reach out and Touch Someone
Feb 15, 2007 3:09:26 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 3:09:26 GMT -5
*Holly sits in her apartment enjoying the long weekend. She is presently on the telephone*
Holly: "But Geese...I have to do SOMETHING...you heard what Dizzy said about me!?"
*OG appears to be the person on the other end of the phone call*
OG: "Holly...everytime you "do SOMETHING" in regards to a Team Ryder member, they always end up hating you more, and I always end up with some form of angry legal notice being sent to my desk the next morning."
Holly: "But this time it will be different! I'm not gonna say anything bad about Dizzy...or ...
OG: "Or?"
Holly: "TO Dizzy..."
OG: "Wait...you want to talk to Dizzy? Directly?"
Holly: "It's the only way to clear up this "misunderstanding"
OG: "Misunderstanding?" She seems pretty confident that you are, in her words, "not a good person."
Holly: "But do YOU believe that?"
OG: "I believe that's what she thinks! But i don't agree with her."
Holly: "Well there you go! And since you've always said that you want me and Dizzy to be on better terms, don't you want Dizzy to see me the way you do?"
OG: "It would benefit me if my OG-FPD Joshi Champion, Dizzy, AND you, the OG-FPD VP and Orochi-O's Marketing Director, reached some sort of positive working relationship. Notwitstanding your match coming up, there's no reason there has to be such hostility."
Holly: "So then you agree with me i should try to "patch things up" with Dizzy and show her the side of me that you see?"
OG: "Well, let's be honest, despite the fact that you and I get along, not everyone gets along with both of us. People villify us for being successful and individualistic."
Holly: "Dizzy doesn't seem to feel THAT way!"
OG: "True, Dizzy doesn't seem to dislike me at all. And the reason she dislikes you is "only" cause of what you've said about Jo and her other friends. So perhaps if you could TRY to rationally talk to Dizzy and maybe even apologize for the things you said about her...then she might give you another chance."
Holly: "Exactly!"
OG: "Holly...."
Holly: "Yeah Geese.."
OG: "Why are you doing this?"
Holly: "I've been given no reason to hate Dizzy...and I don't hate her. I simply want her to have friends outside of Team Ryder so that Jo doesn't brainwash her. I know what Jo can do to young, optimistic, naive, impressionable women like her. And I simply want to show Dizzy that I have her best interests in mind. Especially going into OG-FPD Darkness Falls. I want her and I to give the fans the best match possible, don't you!?"
OG: "Well, clearly I do! Fine...if you really promise me you'll try not to make things worse, then I will give you Dizzy's contact # that she gave to OG-FPD Joshi."
Holly: "Deal! I promise!"
*OG gives Holly the number*
(ironically the last 7 digits are 536-4293, or, in letter form, JEN-HAZE)
Holly: "Thanks Geese, I'm gonna call her now"
OG: "Ok, see you at work tomorrow Holly, have a good night:
*Call ends, click*
Holly: "Time to call Dizzy"
*Holly takes a deep breath and dials Dizzy's phone number*
*Ding a ling*
*Ding aling a ling*
*Ding aling aling aling*
Holly: "Damn! She isn't there...it looks like I'm getting her voicemail, oh well, this will have to do for now"
*Dizzy's voicemail begins*
Voicemail: ""Hiyee, this is Diane!
*longish pause*
OH, right, I can't come to the phone right now. I might be in the shower, or in a bath, yep yep!
See, I'm very busy being the OG-FPD Joshi Champion,
and as a part of Team Ryder, I have to do a lot of
interviews, so if you leave your name and number I'll
get back to you!
...so, uh. Do it.
*Long pause*
Hey, Froggy, where are you taking me to dinner
tonight? Well, I know you didn't know you were taking
me to dinner, I just decided you should! What do you
mean what is my phone doing here, I just recorded my
voice mail message, that I did. Hm? It IS hung up, I
think so anyways. I'm not so good with technology,
that I'm not, but- OH! There's the button to push no-"
*Voicemail message ends*
Holly: "uhh...
*Holly is somewhat thrown off due to Dizzy's Voicemail*
Holly: "Hi Dizzy, this is...Holly...from, OG-FPD Joshi. Yeah, i guess you kinda know who I am. I just wanted to call and well, try to expl...fine, i'm just gonna say it, i just wanted to apologize. You see...I've said things that you took offence to and i really didn't mean that to happen. I like you Dizzy, you're a good girl and a fantastic wrestler. It's just that, I don't like some of your friend*
*CLICK*
Holly: "@#%$!! The voicemail program cut off!"
*Holly dials the number again, going through the voicemail and begins to leave another message*
Holly: "Sorry Dizzy, it's me again. The message cut off. Anyway, I really don't have any problem with you. It's just that I think Jo Ryder is a bad influence on you and is a danger to you. And yeah, maybe i went out of my way to call her some bad words. But sometimes we have to go out of our way to make a point to the ones we try to protect. During the character auditions, when I implied that Jo was a sore-infested, cum-dumpster, multi-orificed...
*CLICK*
Holly: "NO!!! It did it again! Now i have to leave another one! I can't end it like that!"
*Holly once again calls...despite the feeling in the pit of her stomach saying she's making matters worse*
Holly: "Hi Dizzy, sorry about that, your voicemail ends somewhat abruptly...but, but that's not your fault. Anyway, I want you to see that I'm not a bad person. I just don't get along with your friends and I think that Jo Ryder is dangerous to you, being as close to you as she is. But as a show of civility to you, as a show i'm NOT a bad person, i will promise you that I'm going to wrestle my best, most competitive, match at Darkness Falls with no dirty tricks, no cheating, nothing dubious. Just you and me, one on one...and if you happen to cover me, I'll accept it and move on, no complaining, no bitch..
*CLICK*
*Holly throws her phone against the wall*
Holly: "I got to buy that girl a new voicemail service! Damn, oh well, one more try"
*Holly calls AGAIN, this time using her cell phone since her home phone is lying broken in pieces on the floor*
Holly: "Hi...me again, uh, Holly, but on a different number. I had some "phone issues". Um, as i was saying, I look forward to a sporting match between you and I. And by the end of this, hopefully you can see that there is more to me then the way i potrayed myself. Just remember Dizzy, my problem is with Jo, not you. I'm just trying to protect you, that's all. See you at Darkness Falls and have a nice day."
*Holly ends the phone call, on her volition this time!*
Holly: "But Geese...I have to do SOMETHING...you heard what Dizzy said about me!?"
*OG appears to be the person on the other end of the phone call*
OG: "Holly...everytime you "do SOMETHING" in regards to a Team Ryder member, they always end up hating you more, and I always end up with some form of angry legal notice being sent to my desk the next morning."
Holly: "But this time it will be different! I'm not gonna say anything bad about Dizzy...or ...
OG: "Or?"
Holly: "TO Dizzy..."
OG: "Wait...you want to talk to Dizzy? Directly?"
Holly: "It's the only way to clear up this "misunderstanding"
OG: "Misunderstanding?" She seems pretty confident that you are, in her words, "not a good person."
Holly: "But do YOU believe that?"
OG: "I believe that's what she thinks! But i don't agree with her."
Holly: "Well there you go! And since you've always said that you want me and Dizzy to be on better terms, don't you want Dizzy to see me the way you do?"
OG: "It would benefit me if my OG-FPD Joshi Champion, Dizzy, AND you, the OG-FPD VP and Orochi-O's Marketing Director, reached some sort of positive working relationship. Notwitstanding your match coming up, there's no reason there has to be such hostility."
Holly: "So then you agree with me i should try to "patch things up" with Dizzy and show her the side of me that you see?"
OG: "Well, let's be honest, despite the fact that you and I get along, not everyone gets along with both of us. People villify us for being successful and individualistic."
Holly: "Dizzy doesn't seem to feel THAT way!"
OG: "True, Dizzy doesn't seem to dislike me at all. And the reason she dislikes you is "only" cause of what you've said about Jo and her other friends. So perhaps if you could TRY to rationally talk to Dizzy and maybe even apologize for the things you said about her...then she might give you another chance."
Holly: "Exactly!"
OG: "Holly...."
Holly: "Yeah Geese.."
OG: "Why are you doing this?"
Holly: "I've been given no reason to hate Dizzy...and I don't hate her. I simply want her to have friends outside of Team Ryder so that Jo doesn't brainwash her. I know what Jo can do to young, optimistic, naive, impressionable women like her. And I simply want to show Dizzy that I have her best interests in mind. Especially going into OG-FPD Darkness Falls. I want her and I to give the fans the best match possible, don't you!?"
OG: "Well, clearly I do! Fine...if you really promise me you'll try not to make things worse, then I will give you Dizzy's contact # that she gave to OG-FPD Joshi."
Holly: "Deal! I promise!"
*OG gives Holly the number*
(ironically the last 7 digits are 536-4293, or, in letter form, JEN-HAZE)
Holly: "Thanks Geese, I'm gonna call her now"
OG: "Ok, see you at work tomorrow Holly, have a good night:
*Call ends, click*
Holly: "Time to call Dizzy"
*Holly takes a deep breath and dials Dizzy's phone number*
*Ding a ling*
*Ding aling a ling*
*Ding aling aling aling*
Holly: "Damn! She isn't there...it looks like I'm getting her voicemail, oh well, this will have to do for now"
*Dizzy's voicemail begins*
Voicemail: ""Hiyee, this is Diane!
*longish pause*
OH, right, I can't come to the phone right now. I might be in the shower, or in a bath, yep yep!
See, I'm very busy being the OG-FPD Joshi Champion,
and as a part of Team Ryder, I have to do a lot of
interviews, so if you leave your name and number I'll
get back to you!
...so, uh. Do it.
*Long pause*
Hey, Froggy, where are you taking me to dinner
tonight? Well, I know you didn't know you were taking
me to dinner, I just decided you should! What do you
mean what is my phone doing here, I just recorded my
voice mail message, that I did. Hm? It IS hung up, I
think so anyways. I'm not so good with technology,
that I'm not, but- OH! There's the button to push no-"
*Voicemail message ends*
Holly: "uhh...
*Holly is somewhat thrown off due to Dizzy's Voicemail*
Holly: "Hi Dizzy, this is...Holly...from, OG-FPD Joshi. Yeah, i guess you kinda know who I am. I just wanted to call and well, try to expl...fine, i'm just gonna say it, i just wanted to apologize. You see...I've said things that you took offence to and i really didn't mean that to happen. I like you Dizzy, you're a good girl and a fantastic wrestler. It's just that, I don't like some of your friend*
*CLICK*
Holly: "@#%$!! The voicemail program cut off!"
*Holly dials the number again, going through the voicemail and begins to leave another message*
Holly: "Sorry Dizzy, it's me again. The message cut off. Anyway, I really don't have any problem with you. It's just that I think Jo Ryder is a bad influence on you and is a danger to you. And yeah, maybe i went out of my way to call her some bad words. But sometimes we have to go out of our way to make a point to the ones we try to protect. During the character auditions, when I implied that Jo was a sore-infested, cum-dumpster, multi-orificed...
*CLICK*
Holly: "NO!!! It did it again! Now i have to leave another one! I can't end it like that!"
*Holly once again calls...despite the feeling in the pit of her stomach saying she's making matters worse*
Holly: "Hi Dizzy, sorry about that, your voicemail ends somewhat abruptly...but, but that's not your fault. Anyway, I want you to see that I'm not a bad person. I just don't get along with your friends and I think that Jo Ryder is dangerous to you, being as close to you as she is. But as a show of civility to you, as a show i'm NOT a bad person, i will promise you that I'm going to wrestle my best, most competitive, match at Darkness Falls with no dirty tricks, no cheating, nothing dubious. Just you and me, one on one...and if you happen to cover me, I'll accept it and move on, no complaining, no bitch..
*CLICK*
*Holly throws her phone against the wall*
Holly: "I got to buy that girl a new voicemail service! Damn, oh well, one more try"
*Holly calls AGAIN, this time using her cell phone since her home phone is lying broken in pieces on the floor*
Holly: "Hi...me again, uh, Holly, but on a different number. I had some "phone issues". Um, as i was saying, I look forward to a sporting match between you and I. And by the end of this, hopefully you can see that there is more to me then the way i potrayed myself. Just remember Dizzy, my problem is with Jo, not you. I'm just trying to protect you, that's all. See you at Darkness Falls and have a nice day."
*Holly ends the phone call, on her volition this time!*