Post-Elimination match
Feb 15, 2007 3:08:18 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 3:08:18 GMT -5
5/15/05
*Scene opens at 1pm in the Press Room of the Orochi-O's Inc. Building. A bunch of reporters sit around waiting for the meeting to begin, as they are kept waiting as usual. Most unusual for these press conferences, however, is a big flatscreen television screen hung on the wall near the podium*
*The door near the podium opens and all of the members of "Team Orochi", from this past weekend's Survival Tag match, come out. OrochiGeese has a few bandages and looks to be the most healthy of the group as the other 3 look heavily bandaged up, especially Holly. Holly takes the microphone*
Holly: "Welcome members of the press. I would like to begin today's festivities by playing a piece of video...one that you should all be familiar with. Because I'm sure that, like me, you all watched these particular pieces of footage a lot in the last few days: First clip #1
*Holly takes a remote control out from the podium, presses a button and video begins playing*
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From the video: "Figaro laughs it off, pulling her up – press slam! Jo’s clutching her stomach, eyes wide as she gasps in pain, and Figaro grabs her, pulls her up – jumping pile driver! Pulls her up – like a sack of potatoes – and a spinebuster puts her back down! As if that wasn’t enough, he pulls her up for a Spiral bomb – instead of holding, he tags in Holly, as Figaro stands imposing while Holly plants one foot in Jo’s face, pressing down hard as the referee counts – One, two, three!
Jo Ryder Eliminated via one foot pinfall, time: 3:20 (total time: 39:06) "
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Holly: "Oh wasn't that just grand?! Did you all see that?! What a treat for Jo?! Not only did she get taken down hard and rough repeatedly, something she clearly has a fondness for, but she also had the privilege of being pinned by my beautiful leg! A woman like Jo Ryder surely has a foot fetish and I'm glad I could help her out by jamming my foot in her mouth for a whole 3 seconds!"
Reporter #1: "Two things. First off, that's just gross."
Holly: "I simply won't sit here and have you badmouth a business partner of Orochi-O's! Please apologize to Jo Ryder for your anti-fetish comment this instant!"
Reporter #1: "Uhhh...um, ok, sorry Ms. Ryder."
Holly: "Mr. Figaro, please escor..
Mr. Figaro: "Listen Holly, let's just let this slide, I'm a bit tired here and unless this guy's a real threat which...
*Mr. Figaro eyes the reporter up and down disdainfully and laughs him off*
Mr. Figaro: "Which he CLEARLY isnt. Well, maybe a threat to journalistic integrity...but i think thats a problem so widespread its even out of MY grasp these days
Holly: "Ok, ok. I get it. Thanks for the commentary!"
Mr. Figaro: (grumbles) "Well, someone had to say it"
Holly: "Yes, so it would seem."
Reporter #2: "Well, it looks like you certainly claimed a moral victory over Jo Ryder. Not only did you pin her, but your team won, and YOU were the sole survivor."
Holly: "Yes, but more then JUST a moral victory. For you see, that match was quite hard on her physically. So hard that we're gonna have to add an additional "orifice" route through the "Jo Ryder Tunnels of Love" after the way we all, ESPECIALLY me, tore her a new one during our match!
*OG and Mr. Figaro chuckle, Mr. Clyde kinda rolls his eyes at the usual cliche*
Reporter #3: "To what do you attribute your team and personal victory over Jo?"
Holly: "Team Ryder wasn't prepared for us, and perhaps it was because they were all having such a great time riding Jo Ryder's Tunnels of Love the night before...oh and maybe they tried out the themed Orochi-O's attraction TOO at some point. (wink) I think they were all, especially Jo, just too worn out to fight!"
*The reporters sigh*
Holly: "Hmmm...by the way Reporter #1, earlier you said you had two things to say, what ELSE were you going to ask me??"
*Reporter #1 sensing his question will just end up answered in the same fashion as the others*
Reporter #1: "Uhh, how about you just show us the second clip of footage"
Holly: "Excellent idea!! Someone give that man a Pulitzer!"
*Holly gleefully presses another button on the controller and happily turns to the video screen*
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From the video: "Holly still has that hold locked in tightly, but Dizzy is limp, the ref pulls her hand up once…It falls limply. He pulls her hand up twice…again, limp... he does it a third time, and it smacks the mat lifelessly, and the ref calls for the bell. Holly has won this match for the Orochi-O’s Team!! Dizzy eliminated via submission, time: 1:40 (Total: 53:25) - Holly is the lone survivor for Orochi-O’s Team!!!"
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*Holly turns back to the press and is literally beaming*
Holly: "If a picture tells a thousand words, surely a video tells that many more. And in this case, those words are a story, a reading of the future for my match with Dizzy for the title at OG-FPD Darkness Falls. You all saw me beat Dizzy here, she passed out from the pain I inflicted on her. How is she to deal with me when it is one on one? When there is no one to tag and no resting time? What you saw in that video is proof positive of what will happen during our match."
Reporter #2: "How can you be so sure? I mean, the teams were clearly unbalanced and Dizzy had to overcompensate and fight 3 powerful guys, including even Geese at one point!!"
Holly: "If I may step in, I don't think anyone should underestimate Dizzy, despite my prediction of victory over her. If you watched that match, you saw that Dizzy actually pinned Mr. Figaro!"
*Mr. Figaro grimaces*
Holly: "Dizzy is not some little helpless flower, she's a WRESTLER. A champion! Which means that she has to be prepared for anyone thrown at her. I took my abuse from Frog and Fishboy, and they didn't hold back. And it shows! Look at me!! I have bruises everywhere!! Black and blue marks! The works!! Yeah I won the match - but not without "getting the business" from Jo Ryder, and her teammates, something which she knows all too well about, I might add. But back to Dizzy, Dizzy knew who her opponents were so she had time to prepare. But what she didn't know is that when it came down to a one-on-one match with me, that I had learned a LOT from the end of our Murderers Row match and I wasn't going to let her beat me again. I was going to prove what I knew all along: that I can beat Dizzy. And I DID prove it...and I will prove it again at Darkness Falls. Ok, I'm going to turn this over to Geese in a second. But before I do, just one last comment to Jo Ryder."
*Holly turns to the camera, puts her index fingers on each side of her mouth and then makes a spitting noise while sticking her tongue out and mocking Jo, while slapping her own ass*
Holly: "Looks like you don't always get what you want Ms. Ryder. We got Orochi-O's Land, with your attractions in it, AND we beat you in the match. But don't worry, if you're down in the dumps, we could alway use some new vomit sweepers at Orochi-O's Land!!"
*Holly happily moves to the side, though not without some signs of external pain from her injuries, and OG takes the podium*
OG: "Thank you Holly. I believe that Holly has said everything I have wanted to in terms of our great victory over Team Ryder. So I will just turn the floor over to questions now, please be concise."
Reporter #4: "Just who do you think you are?"
*OG scratches his head for a second*
OG: "When I said concise, relevance was also clearly inferred. We all know who I am, thank you."
Reporter #4: "No, i mean...
OG: "Stop right there. You should have IMMEDIATELY said what you meant, but here's another chance."
Reporter #4: "How can you justify walking out of the match and taking the elimination voluntarily? Do you really think you are THAT great a wrestler that a 4-3 advantage with you on the leading team would somehow GUARANTEE victory? That Team Ryder had no chance and that you are some kind of unstoppable deity?"
OG: "Unstoppable...(thinks), no, not TOTALLY unstoppable, I guess. (chuckles) And although being called a deity is kinda cool, i'm really not gonna walk around calling myself a Pro Wrestling god or anything, that's kind of lame."
Reporter #5: "Well, you really do have a lot of arrogance. Virtually guaranteeing the victory for your team just by virtue of your participation"
*OG starts to become angry*
Reporter #4: "Well?! What do you have to say? Or are you just the typical arrogant CEO who doesn't feel he has to answer for his egotistical actions?"
*Mr. Figaro looks to OG, whose face is now a bright red, with his eyes even redder*
Mr. Figaro: "Um, sir, want me to handl...
OG: "NO! I will handle these hypocritical scum myself!! Now listen up you vermin! TODAY you say I'm arrogant? You say I'm the "typical arrogant businessman, right?" And yet in the past you've repeatedly called me a self-serving, leechlike, drain on society!! Someone who tries to "uneven the playing field" in pursuit of personal gains? Someone who engages in unfair tactics to get ahead!!! Do these previous comments from you all sound familiar? Well...WHICH IS IT!? WHAT AM I TO YOU!?
*The press is silent, even Holly, Figaro and Clyde are silent in awe at OG's words and fury*
OG: "You always demonize those who have the will, energy, and means to be successful. You hate us so much for it that you are complete hypocrites in your criticism of us. You become irrationally inconsistent in your comments! How can that be any more clear then in your words to me now? You say I'm arrogant and self-serving, and yet, did I not try to ensure an "even playing field" and an entertaining match whether or not I was in it? I took a loss! Do you know where that goes? On my Win/Loss record. And sure, maybe there will be an asterisk on it, but its a loss. I did it to ensure as even a match as possible!! And yet you call ME arrogant and egotistical?"
*The press begin to look down in shame. OG's anger begins to turn into a hateful smirk*
OG: "I want you all out of here. I can take criticism if its founded, but your obvious agenda has turned you all into contradictory hypocrites and I will NOT tolerate that. Jo Ryder may be many things, many more things if you believe our VP of Marketing, but at least she doesn't contradict herself every other second in a perverted attempt to bring someone down to their own level of self-hatred and mediocrity."
Holly: "Did you say perverted and Jo Ryder in the same sentence?"
OG: "You may make any joke you see fit once these vermin leave. They dont even deserve to hear it"
Reporter #4: "So does this mean we don't get to see the "8 Lil O's" again?"
Mr. Figaro: "No it does...but if you don't leave here right now, in 5 minutes you'll be running from them as they throw shuriken shaped as jagged Orochi-O's. Bon appetit losers.
*The reporters quickly shuffle out*
OG: "There will be no more press conferences until I say otherwise. They don't deserve to be in our presence, in the presence of greatness such as us...ALL of us."
Mr. Figaro: "Thank you sir"
OG: "Which reminds me, both you and Clyde had very impressive performances. True, you were both eliminated but there is no shame in that. Especially being eliminated by the tough, skilled, and seasoned opponents who did so. If you two ever become very serious in wanting to learn how to wrestle at your highest potentials, which are very high, then look no further in a trainer then me."
Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde (in unison): "Thank you, sir, it would be an honor one day."
OG: "As for you Holly...what can I say about your amazing performance...
*OG goes to hug Holly and she returns the hug*
OG: "And do you remember the deal we all made before the match?"
*Holly appears to be confused*
OG: "Whoever wins has to buy the rest of us drinks"
*Everyone grins, in a somewhat fatigued but satisfied way, and leave the press room*
(10 minutes later)
*OrochiGoose comes running into the room*
Orochigoose: "Hey everybody!"
*OrochiGoose looks around, but sees no one*
OrochiGoose: "Uhh...what did I miss? Is it over yet? Holly must have given me the wrong time by mistake"
*OrochiGoose sighs and sits down in one of the press chairs. He takes the remote control and begins watching the full Elimination match again between Team Ryder and Team Orochi*
Elimination Match!
*Scene opens at 1pm in the Press Room of the Orochi-O's Inc. Building. A bunch of reporters sit around waiting for the meeting to begin, as they are kept waiting as usual. Most unusual for these press conferences, however, is a big flatscreen television screen hung on the wall near the podium*
*The door near the podium opens and all of the members of "Team Orochi", from this past weekend's Survival Tag match, come out. OrochiGeese has a few bandages and looks to be the most healthy of the group as the other 3 look heavily bandaged up, especially Holly. Holly takes the microphone*
Holly: "Welcome members of the press. I would like to begin today's festivities by playing a piece of video...one that you should all be familiar with. Because I'm sure that, like me, you all watched these particular pieces of footage a lot in the last few days: First clip #1
*Holly takes a remote control out from the podium, presses a button and video begins playing*
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From the video: "Figaro laughs it off, pulling her up – press slam! Jo’s clutching her stomach, eyes wide as she gasps in pain, and Figaro grabs her, pulls her up – jumping pile driver! Pulls her up – like a sack of potatoes – and a spinebuster puts her back down! As if that wasn’t enough, he pulls her up for a Spiral bomb – instead of holding, he tags in Holly, as Figaro stands imposing while Holly plants one foot in Jo’s face, pressing down hard as the referee counts – One, two, three!
Jo Ryder Eliminated via one foot pinfall, time: 3:20 (total time: 39:06) "
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Holly: "Oh wasn't that just grand?! Did you all see that?! What a treat for Jo?! Not only did she get taken down hard and rough repeatedly, something she clearly has a fondness for, but she also had the privilege of being pinned by my beautiful leg! A woman like Jo Ryder surely has a foot fetish and I'm glad I could help her out by jamming my foot in her mouth for a whole 3 seconds!"
Reporter #1: "Two things. First off, that's just gross."
Holly: "I simply won't sit here and have you badmouth a business partner of Orochi-O's! Please apologize to Jo Ryder for your anti-fetish comment this instant!"
Reporter #1: "Uhhh...um, ok, sorry Ms. Ryder."
Holly: "Mr. Figaro, please escor..
Mr. Figaro: "Listen Holly, let's just let this slide, I'm a bit tired here and unless this guy's a real threat which...
*Mr. Figaro eyes the reporter up and down disdainfully and laughs him off*
Mr. Figaro: "Which he CLEARLY isnt. Well, maybe a threat to journalistic integrity...but i think thats a problem so widespread its even out of MY grasp these days
Holly: "Ok, ok. I get it. Thanks for the commentary!"
Mr. Figaro: (grumbles) "Well, someone had to say it"
Holly: "Yes, so it would seem."
Reporter #2: "Well, it looks like you certainly claimed a moral victory over Jo Ryder. Not only did you pin her, but your team won, and YOU were the sole survivor."
Holly: "Yes, but more then JUST a moral victory. For you see, that match was quite hard on her physically. So hard that we're gonna have to add an additional "orifice" route through the "Jo Ryder Tunnels of Love" after the way we all, ESPECIALLY me, tore her a new one during our match!
*OG and Mr. Figaro chuckle, Mr. Clyde kinda rolls his eyes at the usual cliche*
Reporter #3: "To what do you attribute your team and personal victory over Jo?"
Holly: "Team Ryder wasn't prepared for us, and perhaps it was because they were all having such a great time riding Jo Ryder's Tunnels of Love the night before...oh and maybe they tried out the themed Orochi-O's attraction TOO at some point. (wink) I think they were all, especially Jo, just too worn out to fight!"
*The reporters sigh*
Holly: "Hmmm...by the way Reporter #1, earlier you said you had two things to say, what ELSE were you going to ask me??"
*Reporter #1 sensing his question will just end up answered in the same fashion as the others*
Reporter #1: "Uhh, how about you just show us the second clip of footage"
Holly: "Excellent idea!! Someone give that man a Pulitzer!"
*Holly gleefully presses another button on the controller and happily turns to the video screen*
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From the video: "Holly still has that hold locked in tightly, but Dizzy is limp, the ref pulls her hand up once…It falls limply. He pulls her hand up twice…again, limp... he does it a third time, and it smacks the mat lifelessly, and the ref calls for the bell. Holly has won this match for the Orochi-O’s Team!! Dizzy eliminated via submission, time: 1:40 (Total: 53:25) - Holly is the lone survivor for Orochi-O’s Team!!!"
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*Holly turns back to the press and is literally beaming*
Holly: "If a picture tells a thousand words, surely a video tells that many more. And in this case, those words are a story, a reading of the future for my match with Dizzy for the title at OG-FPD Darkness Falls. You all saw me beat Dizzy here, she passed out from the pain I inflicted on her. How is she to deal with me when it is one on one? When there is no one to tag and no resting time? What you saw in that video is proof positive of what will happen during our match."
Reporter #2: "How can you be so sure? I mean, the teams were clearly unbalanced and Dizzy had to overcompensate and fight 3 powerful guys, including even Geese at one point!!"
Holly: "If I may step in, I don't think anyone should underestimate Dizzy, despite my prediction of victory over her. If you watched that match, you saw that Dizzy actually pinned Mr. Figaro!"
*Mr. Figaro grimaces*
Holly: "Dizzy is not some little helpless flower, she's a WRESTLER. A champion! Which means that she has to be prepared for anyone thrown at her. I took my abuse from Frog and Fishboy, and they didn't hold back. And it shows! Look at me!! I have bruises everywhere!! Black and blue marks! The works!! Yeah I won the match - but not without "getting the business" from Jo Ryder, and her teammates, something which she knows all too well about, I might add. But back to Dizzy, Dizzy knew who her opponents were so she had time to prepare. But what she didn't know is that when it came down to a one-on-one match with me, that I had learned a LOT from the end of our Murderers Row match and I wasn't going to let her beat me again. I was going to prove what I knew all along: that I can beat Dizzy. And I DID prove it...and I will prove it again at Darkness Falls. Ok, I'm going to turn this over to Geese in a second. But before I do, just one last comment to Jo Ryder."
*Holly turns to the camera, puts her index fingers on each side of her mouth and then makes a spitting noise while sticking her tongue out and mocking Jo, while slapping her own ass*
Holly: "Looks like you don't always get what you want Ms. Ryder. We got Orochi-O's Land, with your attractions in it, AND we beat you in the match. But don't worry, if you're down in the dumps, we could alway use some new vomit sweepers at Orochi-O's Land!!"
*Holly happily moves to the side, though not without some signs of external pain from her injuries, and OG takes the podium*
OG: "Thank you Holly. I believe that Holly has said everything I have wanted to in terms of our great victory over Team Ryder. So I will just turn the floor over to questions now, please be concise."
Reporter #4: "Just who do you think you are?"
*OG scratches his head for a second*
OG: "When I said concise, relevance was also clearly inferred. We all know who I am, thank you."
Reporter #4: "No, i mean...
OG: "Stop right there. You should have IMMEDIATELY said what you meant, but here's another chance."
Reporter #4: "How can you justify walking out of the match and taking the elimination voluntarily? Do you really think you are THAT great a wrestler that a 4-3 advantage with you on the leading team would somehow GUARANTEE victory? That Team Ryder had no chance and that you are some kind of unstoppable deity?"
OG: "Unstoppable...(thinks), no, not TOTALLY unstoppable, I guess. (chuckles) And although being called a deity is kinda cool, i'm really not gonna walk around calling myself a Pro Wrestling god or anything, that's kind of lame."
Reporter #5: "Well, you really do have a lot of arrogance. Virtually guaranteeing the victory for your team just by virtue of your participation"
*OG starts to become angry*
Reporter #4: "Well?! What do you have to say? Or are you just the typical arrogant CEO who doesn't feel he has to answer for his egotistical actions?"
*Mr. Figaro looks to OG, whose face is now a bright red, with his eyes even redder*
Mr. Figaro: "Um, sir, want me to handl...
OG: "NO! I will handle these hypocritical scum myself!! Now listen up you vermin! TODAY you say I'm arrogant? You say I'm the "typical arrogant businessman, right?" And yet in the past you've repeatedly called me a self-serving, leechlike, drain on society!! Someone who tries to "uneven the playing field" in pursuit of personal gains? Someone who engages in unfair tactics to get ahead!!! Do these previous comments from you all sound familiar? Well...WHICH IS IT!? WHAT AM I TO YOU!?
*The press is silent, even Holly, Figaro and Clyde are silent in awe at OG's words and fury*
OG: "You always demonize those who have the will, energy, and means to be successful. You hate us so much for it that you are complete hypocrites in your criticism of us. You become irrationally inconsistent in your comments! How can that be any more clear then in your words to me now? You say I'm arrogant and self-serving, and yet, did I not try to ensure an "even playing field" and an entertaining match whether or not I was in it? I took a loss! Do you know where that goes? On my Win/Loss record. And sure, maybe there will be an asterisk on it, but its a loss. I did it to ensure as even a match as possible!! And yet you call ME arrogant and egotistical?"
*The press begin to look down in shame. OG's anger begins to turn into a hateful smirk*
OG: "I want you all out of here. I can take criticism if its founded, but your obvious agenda has turned you all into contradictory hypocrites and I will NOT tolerate that. Jo Ryder may be many things, many more things if you believe our VP of Marketing, but at least she doesn't contradict herself every other second in a perverted attempt to bring someone down to their own level of self-hatred and mediocrity."
Holly: "Did you say perverted and Jo Ryder in the same sentence?"
OG: "You may make any joke you see fit once these vermin leave. They dont even deserve to hear it"
Reporter #4: "So does this mean we don't get to see the "8 Lil O's" again?"
Mr. Figaro: "No it does...but if you don't leave here right now, in 5 minutes you'll be running from them as they throw shuriken shaped as jagged Orochi-O's. Bon appetit losers.
*The reporters quickly shuffle out*
OG: "There will be no more press conferences until I say otherwise. They don't deserve to be in our presence, in the presence of greatness such as us...ALL of us."
Mr. Figaro: "Thank you sir"
OG: "Which reminds me, both you and Clyde had very impressive performances. True, you were both eliminated but there is no shame in that. Especially being eliminated by the tough, skilled, and seasoned opponents who did so. If you two ever become very serious in wanting to learn how to wrestle at your highest potentials, which are very high, then look no further in a trainer then me."
Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde (in unison): "Thank you, sir, it would be an honor one day."
OG: "As for you Holly...what can I say about your amazing performance...
*OG goes to hug Holly and she returns the hug*
OG: "And do you remember the deal we all made before the match?"
*Holly appears to be confused*
OG: "Whoever wins has to buy the rest of us drinks"
*Everyone grins, in a somewhat fatigued but satisfied way, and leave the press room*
(10 minutes later)
*OrochiGoose comes running into the room*
Orochigoose: "Hey everybody!"
*OrochiGoose looks around, but sees no one*
OrochiGoose: "Uhh...what did I miss? Is it over yet? Holly must have given me the wrong time by mistake"
*OrochiGoose sighs and sits down in one of the press chairs. He takes the remote control and begins watching the full Elimination match again between Team Ryder and Team Orochi*
Elimination Match!