Holly in da House

[OrochiGeese]

4/15/05



*It's 9pm and Holly is sitting in her rather large apartment watching tv. She is in her usual "laying around" gear, workout pants and a tanktop. She is sitting watching television when all of a sudden..

*Ding Dong*

*Holly goes to the kitchen area to get herself a pre-packaged chocolate snack....no wait...i mean, the doorbell rings*

*Ding Dong*

*There it is again! Holly goes to answer the door*

Holly: "Yessss?"

Voice (see, we dont know who it is yet, feel the suspense!): It's me, Geese.

(So much for suspense...that probably could have been drawn out a bit more)

Holly: "Oh ok Geese, come on in"

*OG enters Holly's apartment and eyes Holly somewhat mysteriously*

Holly: "What?"

OG: "Hmm?"

Holly: "You are looking at me funny..."

OG: "I was?"

Holly: "Yeah...the same way you've been looking at me for the last two weeks, actually...ever since..."

OG: "Holly's fables?"

Holly: "Yes... *Holly gets an annoyed look on her face* Geese, i TOLD you already, I'm ok.

OG: "Holly, we need to talk, just please give me a chance to say what I have to say."

Holly: "Fine...but afterwards, you have to let me talk to you about your next PW-W match....i saw something tonight that troubled me..."

OG: "ok, deal...may I begin?"

Holly: "No...first we should really sit down. We've been standing by my entryway for the last minute or so! I DO have couches after all!"

*They both sit down and make themselves comfortable*

OG: "Holly, you haven't said a THING to the public ever since "Holly's fables". And heck, other then a few jokes to me, i haven't heard you tell a public Jo Ryder joke.."

Holly: "Of all people to complain! I thought you wanted me to stop those!"

OG: "Yes...but on your own accord! You seemed to stop for other reasons...every time you made a joke to me, you quickly changed the subject. You seem so withdrawn lately..."

Holly: "Geese, before we go any further, you have to answer me a question. In which of your capacities are you here as?"

OG: "Pardon?"

Holly: "Bless you"

OG: "What?"

Holly: (shakes head in frustration) "Never mind. There are four "OrochiGeese's" that i know...four different roles with four different agendas that could be here talking to me."

OG (concerned) "Ugh.....I knew that vitamin extract Clyde was giving us for training was a little strong...maybe you better cut bac"

Holly: "No! Listen, i'm being serious. There is Geese- the CEO of Orochi-O's, Geese- the PW-W wrestler, and Geese - the OG-FPD owner. And finally, there is Geese, my friend. So tell me...WHICH Geese is here sitting with me right now wanting to talk. Which "Geese agenda" is attempting to be fulfilled now?"

OG: "Ok, i know what you are saying, and this is a situation where each "Geese" is here with you now. And since you framed my visit in the "4 Geese" perspective, each Geese will ask you a question...

Geese, the Orochi-O's CEO, is worried about your work recently. You have seemed distracted. You still try your best and still come up with great ideas, but you seem inhibited by some subconsious issue, or an issue I just don't know about.

Geese, the PW-W superstar, wants to see you be out there for my Tag Title match with Ti'en against Twinky and Eddie "the" Swan. *OG and Holly giggle* I haven't had a title shot in a while, and I would very much like YOU to be in my corner when we win that title so we can celebrate!

Geese, the OG-FPD Owner, is worried that you are focusing your mind WAY too much on Jo Ryder and not enough on Dizzy. Holly...you have a match with Dizzy at the next PPV for her OG-FPD Joshi Title...a title you were THIS close *does the "close finger thing"* to winning at Murderers Row. A title that you CAN win...but only if you concentrate fully on Dizzy and not allow any distractions.

Dizzy wants to fight you, it was her insistence that made me grant you the match in the first place. She wants to fight you because she knows you are a great competitor and she is a fighting champion. She wants to have a great match for the OG-FPD Joshi fans. And I know that you do as well, and want that title badly. I know how much the OG-FPD Joshi belt means to you...don't let Jo Ryder's involvement with Dizzy distract you from your real goals. I also know you respect what Dizzy can do in that ring...so I want to see you getting pumped up for HER, pumped up for the match...no more dwelling on Jo. Holly, all your success came from having a plan to fulfill your goals, the plan now involves preparing for Dizzy and trying to win the OG-FPD Joshi Title. I'm saying this as the owner of OG-FPD Joshi, cause i want to see a great match between you two.

Finally, Geese, the friend, wants to find out what exactly is upsetting you so much. We've been through a lot Holly...and well, I just want to know about "Holly's Fables".

Holly: "ok, ok...listen...you have made your points and I apologize to 3 of those "Geese's." If my Orochi-O's work product, "ring second," or "Joshi competitor" roles have been questionable at all, I WILL get right back on track. But as for the fourth Geese...yes, you are my friend...but all this...you just have to take my word on this now. As my friend, you have to trust me, that there isn't anything more I want to say about "Holly's Fables" then I've already said...even if you do have further questions.

OG: "You just seemed so distant afterwards"

Holly: *Cheery* "This may come as a surprise to you Geese but, I dont like Jo Ryder!" Now...if you are done, which I'm assuming you are *shoots a playful evil eye*

OG: "Ok, ok, i'm done"

Holly: "Thank you for your pep talk...I assure you I WILL be ready for Dizzy...and I will begin showing the world that I am ready, starting this week. It's not like I haven't been preparing, you know the training regimen I've been going through...but now, I'll be sure to make more of a public show if it as well. After all, I've learned from the best" *winks at Geese*

OG: "Flattery will get you everywhere Holly, everywhere. Now, what was the thing you wanted to talk to me about..."


(To be continued...)

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[OrochiGeese]

PART 2

(This part is more geared for PW-W and Geese, but since its technically 2 seconds after all the stuff above, and does have Holly in it...i figured I'd post it here as well)

Holly: "Geese...I saw something tonight...on tv...that got me concerned about your upcoming Tag Championship match against Eddie Swan and, specifically, Twinky."

OG: "Twinky, you say? What about?"

Holly: "PW-W aired Twinky's promo from FPN...the one about the M-DWF Championship...if you haven't seen it already, i think you better see it. And even if you have seen it, see it AGAIN....NOW. I taped it."

*OG and Holly watch the tape of Twinky's promo*

Twinky's promo


Holly: "Do you see what I mean?"

OG: "Yeah...he's pretty mad at Dante and Rass Rockman!"

Holly: "No...it's not just that. Did you see how intense, how almost deranged, Twinky looked and acted there? A man like that...he can't just simply focus or direct his overall anger. More importantly, he can't LIMIT it. Geese...just because Twinky is specifically mad at Dante and Rass...that doesn't mean he'll be able to "turn off" his anger when he gets in the ring with you. Geese...I think...i'm worried you might get hurt."

OG: "Holly...I understand your concern...and I'll even admit, as long as I've known Twinky, and i've been in bloody battles with him before...but as long as I've known him, i've NEVER seen him in that state before."

Holly: "See!"

OG: "But you are forgetting something...you're forgetting what I've gone through to get to this point. Holly...who were my first two opponents in GWF?"

Holly: "Shadynut...uh, Shady and EWS?"

OG: "Exactly. Two men that were BOTH more then a few jagged Orochi-O's short of a cereal box, if you know what I'm saying."

Holly: "You're saying that we're cutting back on how many metal "prize" O's to put in each box?"

OG: No...no, that's not what I'm saying...and for the purposes of liability, i never made the preceding comment. But listen... do you remember how crazed both Shady and EWS are? How it resulted in them being extremely violent individuals? How deranged, dangerous, and and deadly both of them were? But, still, I fought them both. I beat them both in matches. Most importantly...I SURVIVED them both and continued on. I know Twinky has earned hardcore icon status, but Shady and EWS weren't any slackers when it came to hardcore. And I'm no slacker when it comes to dealing with hardcore wrestlers."

Holly: "ok, well that is true, but..."

OG: "Furthermore, I'm better and more experienced now then when I fought those two. I am hungrier, and I have proven that I am also quiet dangerous. How many hospital bills got sent to us in the last year from all my victims?"

Holly: "Yes Geese, I know...but Twinky...he...He cut himself...all through his scars...his blood was gushing and dripping all over him...Geese...Twinky looked like he was CRYING HIS OWN BLOOD!"

*OG becomes silent and starts to think...then a a stoic look comes over his face*

OG: "Good...let him get even more used to that then he already is...because Ti'en and I will make sure his excessive bleeding trend will continue as we take those tag-team belts."

Holly: "What about Eddie? Who knows what Jo Ryder is doing to him to pump him up?"

OG: "Something tells me you kno....err...

*Holly gives him a pissed-off look*

OG: "What i meant to say is that Eddie has never beaten me when it counts...our next match won't be an exception to that rule."

Holly: "I know that...but..."

OG: "What are you trying to say anyway, Holly, by bringing all this up? Are you saying Ti'en and I shouldn't even fight them!?"

Holly: "Listen Geese, I'm not at all saying you shouldn't take the match...that wasn't my point."

OG: "The point being, then?"

Holly: "Don't you DARE underestimate either of them!!!!! And not just that....but you have to be better then EVER to be able to beat them! Eddie is HUNGRY to beat you in a big match situation. I can see that look in his eyes and i can only imagine the things Jo Ryder is promising him if he wins...

Holly: "And Twinky...Twinky is on the warpath right now. Did you see that look in his eyes? He has the look of a man who will do ANYTHING. And he wants gold so badly right now. Dijon narrowly beat him for the UWH title and then Rass cheated him out of fighting for the M-DWF Title. Twinky is now more dangerous and and driven then usual. To even have a hope of beating him, you HAVE to take the momentum you've had for the last year and raise it to a whole new level. You HAVE to use everything you have and then MORE against him! Don't take either of them lightly...train your hardest. Have Mr. Figaro beat the crap out of you in training and push your limits. Geese...I know how much you and Ti'en want the tag titles...but you are facing up against men that have agendas as passionate as yours."

OG: "I know...and you're right...I did see that look in Twinky's eyes...and i know the feeling that Eddie Swan has about how great it would be for him to beat me. I appreciate what you have done here Holly... I promise you, Ti'en, and myself that i won't take them lightly. Thank you,"

Holly: "Well...after all, I did promise you before that I'd have my head back in the game when it came to your PW-W career, didn't I?

*Holly winks*

OG: "Yes...yes you did, and you have more then proven that tonight."

Holly: "Thank you." *Holly smiles*

OG: "So do you have anything else on that tape to watch, or do you only tape promos of angry men cutting themselves?"

*The two share a laugh that would be have been a bit more playful if they weren't both anxiously thinking about the intensity of the promo*

Holly: "Well..I do have a tape I got from Murderers Row with me knocking out Jo Ryder with "Loser's Lunch!" I looped the footage so the whole tape is of that one glorious moment!!"

OG: "As thrilling and entertaining as that sounds, I think I better get going...and I suggest we both have early days at the gym tomorrow, we have a lot more training to do"

*OG walks to the door and begins to open it*

Holly: "One more thing Geese?"

OG: "Sure."

Holly: "Th, thanks for coming by and checking on me...not just as the other roles...but as...as a friend."

OG: "Hey, even a publicly criticized "evil" cereal executive and one of pro wrestling's most hated men can have a heart sometimes, right? The fans, critics, and RIGS of the world might not ever get to see it or understand it...but I make sure some people do..."

*They wink at each other and OG leaves*

Holly (checks her watch): "Well, it's still kinda early... might as well pop in the Jo Ryder tape!"