Holly's Fables
Feb 15, 2007 3:02:58 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 3:02:58 GMT -5
(RP originally done on 3/21/05)
"*Scene opens in Orochi-O's Corporate Headquarters, but in a room that looks dramatically out of place. It appears to have various toys for children scattered around as well as some old children's books.*
*OrochiGoose opens the door and leads in a group of about 10 children*
OrochiGoose: "Hi kids! It's time again for the Orochi-O's Babysitter program for kids of our employees!"
*Suddenly, the door opens again and Ms. Holly walks in*
Holly: "Hey Goose, I'm taking over today."
OrochiGoose: "But you aren't on the sched
Holly: "I am now...so sit down with the kids and I'm gonna read you ALL a story."
*OrochiGoose and the kids sit down in typical kids cross-legged positions*
Holly: "Hello children and (looks at OrochiGoose) "you", for those that do not know me, my name is Miss Holly and I am the Marketing Director and Business Advisor for Orochi-O's.Inc, the companies that your parents work for. Today, I will be reading you a story"
*Holly takes out a book from her briefcase. The book is entitled "The Ryding Witch" and has a, not so cleverly made, illustration of Jo Ryder with a witch's wardrobe on.*
Kid #2: "Hey, I know her! That's Jo Ryder! She's a championship wrestler"
Holly: "Now children, this is a fictional tale! None of the people in the book actually exist and any similarities are completely unintentional" (smirks)
OrochiGoose: "uh oh..."
Holly (smirks): "let's begin....
*Holly begins reading from the book*
There was once a witch named Jo Ryder,
And no individual man could satisfy her.
So she flew around the world,
finding both boy and girl,
And often enjoyed when they tied her.
But not all in the land was afraid of this witch,
Even though her reputation was that of a bitch"
Kid 3: "Hey, that's a potty word! We're not supposed to say that!"
Holly: "Hush, I'm reading" *Holly restarts the paragraph"
But not all in the land was afraid of this witch,
Even though her reputation was that of a bitch." (Kid 3 giggles)
A woman named Holly,
Saw Jo and said "golly",
I hope she doesnt find and throw me in a ditch"
But Jo was two steps ahead of Holly the maiden,
Kidnapped her, beat her and then chained her in.
She did unspeakable things,
Holly was subject to her flings,
and then Jo threw out Holly- a victim of sin!
*OrochiGoose begins crying*
Holly tried to recover but it took a long time,
Jo through her out without even a dime.
But she learned how to fight,
increased her money and might,
So throughout society she started to climb.
Elsewhere, Jo was hornier then ever,
Holly's effect on Jo's libido was that of a feather.
Jo found three new guys,
and took them to new highs,
And had a hold on them much like a teather.
The men's names at that time were not mystery,
they were Salmon, Jeremiah, and a man named Eddie.
But through Jo's crafty ways,
she put them in a haze,
They turned into a Swan, a Fish, and Froggy.
Then Jo's most heinous action put her in a tizzy,
when she corrupted a young innocent girl named Dizzy.
Made Dizzy her new slave,
even though Dizzy was quite brave,
But all Jo ever wanted Dizzy for was to get busy.
Holly saw this and was shocked at the events,
While Jo forced her new boys to daily pitch tents.
Holly went to her friend Geese,
A gentleman who only wanted peace,
and then she started to vent...
"Geese", Holly said, "Jo will control Dizzy in bed,"
"She's a nymphomaniac and will make them all red."
Geese took her hand,
And said we will now band,
We'll stop Jo before she screws them all dead!"
So this tale is not over, we still have much to see,
Holly and OG have to stop that skanky witchy,
Will they be able to take charge,
Before Jo's power grows too large,
It looks like this story has more chapters to be."
*Holly closes the book as the children look somewhat confused. Some of their faces have turned pale and some are giggling at the dirty words*
Holly: "Any questions?"
Kid #2: "Uhh, how did the witch turn the three men into animals? What was the power she did to them?"
Holly (grins): "Well, you see, the process is very complicated and graphic and I probably shouldn't describe it to children but, what the heck, I'll explain it to you anyway!"
*For the next 5 minutes, Holly educates them in a very bastardized and dirty version of "the birds and the bees," in which Holly is sure to use multiple, graphic hand gestures. Numerous children get scared and some feel sick. The most profound effect is felt by OrochiGoose, who curls up into fetal position and begins sucking his thumb"
*OrochiGeese then enters the room only to hear the final words of Holly's talk...*
Holly: "....and that's why you all should always use protection when dealing with a skank."
OG: "HOLLY!! What are you telling those kids!?"
*Holly holds up the book to OG and OG looks shocked*
OG: "Umm, ok kids, storytime is over today. And I'm gonna give you all a special treat. If you don't tell anyone about storytime today, then you all will get a year's supply of Orochi-O's marshmellow flavor with extra awesome prizes!"
*The kids perk up a bit and say "yea" in unison...though it appears no toy will wipe the horrors out of their memory that Holly has instilled in them*
Kid #3: "Umm, Misss Holly, are you sure ALL of that story is not real like, like...like you said?"
Holly: "Believe what you may kid. After all, no fictional story is ever 100% fake....
*Holly walks out of the room with a grave, somewhat pained, look on her face as OG watches her, concerned* "
"*Scene opens in Orochi-O's Corporate Headquarters, but in a room that looks dramatically out of place. It appears to have various toys for children scattered around as well as some old children's books.*
*OrochiGoose opens the door and leads in a group of about 10 children*
OrochiGoose: "Hi kids! It's time again for the Orochi-O's Babysitter program for kids of our employees!"
*Suddenly, the door opens again and Ms. Holly walks in*
Holly: "Hey Goose, I'm taking over today."
OrochiGoose: "But you aren't on the sched
Holly: "I am now...so sit down with the kids and I'm gonna read you ALL a story."
*OrochiGoose and the kids sit down in typical kids cross-legged positions*
Holly: "Hello children and (looks at OrochiGoose) "you", for those that do not know me, my name is Miss Holly and I am the Marketing Director and Business Advisor for Orochi-O's.Inc, the companies that your parents work for. Today, I will be reading you a story"
*Holly takes out a book from her briefcase. The book is entitled "The Ryding Witch" and has a, not so cleverly made, illustration of Jo Ryder with a witch's wardrobe on.*
Kid #2: "Hey, I know her! That's Jo Ryder! She's a championship wrestler"
Holly: "Now children, this is a fictional tale! None of the people in the book actually exist and any similarities are completely unintentional" (smirks)
OrochiGoose: "uh oh..."
Holly (smirks): "let's begin....
*Holly begins reading from the book*
There was once a witch named Jo Ryder,
And no individual man could satisfy her.
So she flew around the world,
finding both boy and girl,
And often enjoyed when they tied her.
But not all in the land was afraid of this witch,
Even though her reputation was that of a bitch"
Kid 3: "Hey, that's a potty word! We're not supposed to say that!"
Holly: "Hush, I'm reading" *Holly restarts the paragraph"
But not all in the land was afraid of this witch,
Even though her reputation was that of a bitch." (Kid 3 giggles)
A woman named Holly,
Saw Jo and said "golly",
I hope she doesnt find and throw me in a ditch"
But Jo was two steps ahead of Holly the maiden,
Kidnapped her, beat her and then chained her in.
She did unspeakable things,
Holly was subject to her flings,
and then Jo threw out Holly- a victim of sin!
*OrochiGoose begins crying*
Holly tried to recover but it took a long time,
Jo through her out without even a dime.
But she learned how to fight,
increased her money and might,
So throughout society she started to climb.
Elsewhere, Jo was hornier then ever,
Holly's effect on Jo's libido was that of a feather.
Jo found three new guys,
and took them to new highs,
And had a hold on them much like a teather.
The men's names at that time were not mystery,
they were Salmon, Jeremiah, and a man named Eddie.
But through Jo's crafty ways,
she put them in a haze,
They turned into a Swan, a Fish, and Froggy.
Then Jo's most heinous action put her in a tizzy,
when she corrupted a young innocent girl named Dizzy.
Made Dizzy her new slave,
even though Dizzy was quite brave,
But all Jo ever wanted Dizzy for was to get busy.
Holly saw this and was shocked at the events,
While Jo forced her new boys to daily pitch tents.
Holly went to her friend Geese,
A gentleman who only wanted peace,
and then she started to vent...
"Geese", Holly said, "Jo will control Dizzy in bed,"
"She's a nymphomaniac and will make them all red."
Geese took her hand,
And said we will now band,
We'll stop Jo before she screws them all dead!"
So this tale is not over, we still have much to see,
Holly and OG have to stop that skanky witchy,
Will they be able to take charge,
Before Jo's power grows too large,
It looks like this story has more chapters to be."
*Holly closes the book as the children look somewhat confused. Some of their faces have turned pale and some are giggling at the dirty words*
Holly: "Any questions?"
Kid #2: "Uhh, how did the witch turn the three men into animals? What was the power she did to them?"
Holly (grins): "Well, you see, the process is very complicated and graphic and I probably shouldn't describe it to children but, what the heck, I'll explain it to you anyway!"
*For the next 5 minutes, Holly educates them in a very bastardized and dirty version of "the birds and the bees," in which Holly is sure to use multiple, graphic hand gestures. Numerous children get scared and some feel sick. The most profound effect is felt by OrochiGoose, who curls up into fetal position and begins sucking his thumb"
*OrochiGeese then enters the room only to hear the final words of Holly's talk...*
Holly: "....and that's why you all should always use protection when dealing with a skank."
OG: "HOLLY!! What are you telling those kids!?"
*Holly holds up the book to OG and OG looks shocked*
OG: "Umm, ok kids, storytime is over today. And I'm gonna give you all a special treat. If you don't tell anyone about storytime today, then you all will get a year's supply of Orochi-O's marshmellow flavor with extra awesome prizes!"
*The kids perk up a bit and say "yea" in unison...though it appears no toy will wipe the horrors out of their memory that Holly has instilled in them*
Kid #3: "Umm, Misss Holly, are you sure ALL of that story is not real like, like...like you said?"
Holly: "Believe what you may kid. After all, no fictional story is ever 100% fake....
*Holly walks out of the room with a grave, somewhat pained, look on her face as OG watches her, concerned* "