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Subject Title: I'm back and full of scoopz!

Rejoice, your boy's back and he knows just what happened to the ubblez.

Back in June, I went to Venkman Arena to buy tickets to a show and see if I could sniff out any hot rumors. J.U.S.T.I.C.E. security turned me away at the door and said there was some kind of big meeting with both rosters and all staff. No visitors were allowed, not even for ticket or merch buys.

I started walking back to my uber. But I'm pissed, cause I just spent $15 on it for nothing. So I turn back to give the Rent-A-Merc a piece of my mind. Big mistake. As soon as I turned, this bright, hot, white light shoots out of every window in the arena! It's followed by like a legit sonic boom with a force that blows out some of the windows to the building. That leaves your boy blasted back on his ass and knocked the F out.  

That's why I haven't been around here recently. I was laid up in the hospital for a few months.

 I finally feel well enough to leave the hospital and check the news. But here's where it gets weirder.

No one's heard anything about the explosion at the arena.  WTF?  So I figure... investigator gotta investigate, right? Your boy puts the P.I. in piece this sh*t together!

So I go back to the arena, looking to catch onto any clues. The place looks pristine, like it got a new coat of paint and fresh windows. But nothing else looks out of place. I walk to the door and again, I'm stopped. I ask if there's some kind of meeting taking place like last time.

The nameless security guard, this time not even a J.U.S.T.I.C.E goon, just shrugs and asks "last time?"

I don't wanna overplay my hand. Ya' right, I'mma play it real low key Langford. I just say, "oh nothin, bro. So, can I get up in there and purchase some tix for me and my boyz?"

The guard says they aren't selling tickets to the shows now.

A-ha, dat boy played himself.  Does that mean no shows at all or no shows with fans?

He didn't like I sniffed him out. I got a nose for that bullshit, son. You can't put one over on me. I'm like f'n Sherlock Holmes over here. Lookin at his face for any tells too. I learned all about micro-expressions in my court mandated class. But he said he couldn't tell me any more and I gotta bounce out.

I take one last look and things just don't look right in that place. The posters of wrestlers are down and things look just kind of eerie. Someone even painted the walls black with white dots.  

And that's it. I know y'all gonna say I'm lying or full of sh*t cause of my concussion. But it's all real. You make of it what you want, but it's all real. I don't know if it's Destiny, or Gauntlet, or the government this time. But something ain't right there. It's rotten in den place, marks.  

- Scoops

"Quack, quack, bitches."


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