Holly: World's Collide
Feb 15, 2007 3:00:59 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 3:00:59 GMT -5
2/20/05
(Scene opens in one of the hallways of Orochi-O's Inc.)
*Informecial-like music plays as Holly is seen helping one of her underlings with a question. Holly is wearing an expensive looking wardrobe consisting of a white blouse with a black short skirt that is arguably just bordering on being indecent in an office setting*
*After Holly is through instructing her underling, Holly turns towards the camera with a big smile. The infomercially music continues but softens a bit in volume*
Holly: "Hi! As you all know, my name is Holly and I am one of the three competitors in the first ever OG-FPD Joshi Championship Title match, a match that I actually put together for OG-FPD. But what some of you may NOT know is that I lead another life outside the ring. THIS is my other world ...
*Holly makes an open armed expansive gesture pointing throughout the office*
Holly: "This is Orochi-O's Inc., the most popular and successful cereal business in the world! And I happen to be the head marketing and business advisor to the CEO of Orochi-O's, and OG-FPD, Orochigeese himself!"
Holly: "I've invited you all here so that I can make something perfectly clear. I am a women who is used to a certain aspect of life: success. I am successful in everything I do. From pro wrestling to being integral to a business. And though they may seem like different things, really, my "two worlds" have a lot in common..."
*Holly begins walking throughout the office and fake waving to the employees. The employees are as surprised that Holly is making rare eye contact with them as they are surprised that they are on camera*
Holly: "In business, one has to stick strongly to their goals and never waiver. They must have integrity and be ready to fight for what they believe in. They can not back down in the face of a challenge and they must rise above in every occasion."
*Holly pauses and puts her finger to her lip, tapping it gently as a show of deep thought*
Holly: "In fact, THAT all sounds a bit similar to what one of my opponents has recently defined as what it takes to "be a hero". That opponent, Dizzy, has recently discovered the conceptual meaning of success. But what seperates us from each other in this regard is that while Dizzy is still learning to remember what success is, I have been living it all my life. Dizzy has had to tirelessly search for it and now constantly remind herself the definition of it....but I just simply need to look in the mirror if i ever need a reminder.
Holly: "Don't get me wrong though, Dizzy has a lot of talent, is quite perky, and she's a wonderful addition to the OG-FPD Joshi division! But while Dizzy may have finally grasped the meaning of success, she still has a long way to go until she actually attains it as a lifestyle. And, unfortunately for her, Murderers Row will NOT be the day she attains it. Rather, it will be just another day for her to get an education of the meaning of success and what being a hero is. For she will further learn those concepts by watching me win the title."
Holly: "That brings me now to my other opponent: Joann Ryder, a woman who HAS earned a large degree of success. No one can argue with her status in professional wrestling or the business world. But the difference between her and I is in HOW we have attained such success."
*A slightly audible groan is heard from the cameraman...who happens to be the same cameraman who often videotapes Holly's diatribes*
*Holly continues walking, leading the cameraman to a door. She then opens that door which leads to an executive board room with an expensive big black marble table in the middle. Holly takes us inside*
Holly: "What you see here is one of the places in which I have become so successful in business. This room is what we call an "idea room". Great innovative deas are essential to business. Not just coming up with them, but also finding the best ways to implement them. And, as importantly, having the determination to stick with them and get them implemented past any objections."
*Holly rubs her hand on the smooth surface of the table*
Holly: "A table such as this one can serve many purposes, but in Orochi-O's Inc., as in all good businesses, it is simply where all the executives place their paperwork, writing utensils, and for the more wealthy of us, laptop computers. In Orochi-O's Inc, the table is simply here to physically support the materials that hold our ideas."
*Holly frowns*
Holly: "Unfortunately in the businesses that Jo Ryder is part of, the table is used for other, "less business-like" practices. Since I am a lady and do not want to delve into such unprofessional language, I will not illustrate the exact "colorful" behavior that Jo and her business "partners" use their table for. But so as not to be rude and leave you all in the dark, let's just say that while some "ideas" may be "tabled" in Orochi-O's Inc, some "people" are tabled in Jo Ryder's businesses....most often Jo Ryder.
*Holly winks furtively as the background music suddenly changes from infomercial to that of the "adult film" variety and then quickly back to the original music*
Holly: "So let's just say that one of the differences between Jo Ryder and I is one of angles. My success is largely due to being vertical while running around getting my ideas implemented, while Jo Ryder has been equally energetic and influential while in a horizontal position."
Holly: "Unfortunately, Jo Ryder's business practices will not translate well to the wrestling ring since neither Dizzy nor I will indulge her in such behavior. Nor is OG-FPD a place for such perverted, twisted visions of "sports entertainment". We will be holding a WRESTLING match, and it will take strategy, aka ideas, and perserverence to win the match. The same qualities that have made me successful in business, and the same two qualities that my two opponents simply do not have."
Holly: "Come Friday March 18th, 2005, at Murderers Row, I WILL win the title, leaving one of my opponents to continue her education, and leaving the other opponent in a position she is quite familiar with...on her back."
*Holly continues walking, but without the camera. She then turns the corner and is gone*
(Scene opens in one of the hallways of Orochi-O's Inc.)
*Informecial-like music plays as Holly is seen helping one of her underlings with a question. Holly is wearing an expensive looking wardrobe consisting of a white blouse with a black short skirt that is arguably just bordering on being indecent in an office setting*
*After Holly is through instructing her underling, Holly turns towards the camera with a big smile. The infomercially music continues but softens a bit in volume*
Holly: "Hi! As you all know, my name is Holly and I am one of the three competitors in the first ever OG-FPD Joshi Championship Title match, a match that I actually put together for OG-FPD. But what some of you may NOT know is that I lead another life outside the ring. THIS is my other world ...
*Holly makes an open armed expansive gesture pointing throughout the office*
Holly: "This is Orochi-O's Inc., the most popular and successful cereal business in the world! And I happen to be the head marketing and business advisor to the CEO of Orochi-O's, and OG-FPD, Orochigeese himself!"
Holly: "I've invited you all here so that I can make something perfectly clear. I am a women who is used to a certain aspect of life: success. I am successful in everything I do. From pro wrestling to being integral to a business. And though they may seem like different things, really, my "two worlds" have a lot in common..."
*Holly begins walking throughout the office and fake waving to the employees. The employees are as surprised that Holly is making rare eye contact with them as they are surprised that they are on camera*
Holly: "In business, one has to stick strongly to their goals and never waiver. They must have integrity and be ready to fight for what they believe in. They can not back down in the face of a challenge and they must rise above in every occasion."
*Holly pauses and puts her finger to her lip, tapping it gently as a show of deep thought*
Holly: "In fact, THAT all sounds a bit similar to what one of my opponents has recently defined as what it takes to "be a hero". That opponent, Dizzy, has recently discovered the conceptual meaning of success. But what seperates us from each other in this regard is that while Dizzy is still learning to remember what success is, I have been living it all my life. Dizzy has had to tirelessly search for it and now constantly remind herself the definition of it....but I just simply need to look in the mirror if i ever need a reminder.
Holly: "Don't get me wrong though, Dizzy has a lot of talent, is quite perky, and she's a wonderful addition to the OG-FPD Joshi division! But while Dizzy may have finally grasped the meaning of success, she still has a long way to go until she actually attains it as a lifestyle. And, unfortunately for her, Murderers Row will NOT be the day she attains it. Rather, it will be just another day for her to get an education of the meaning of success and what being a hero is. For she will further learn those concepts by watching me win the title."
Holly: "That brings me now to my other opponent: Joann Ryder, a woman who HAS earned a large degree of success. No one can argue with her status in professional wrestling or the business world. But the difference between her and I is in HOW we have attained such success."
*A slightly audible groan is heard from the cameraman...who happens to be the same cameraman who often videotapes Holly's diatribes*
*Holly continues walking, leading the cameraman to a door. She then opens that door which leads to an executive board room with an expensive big black marble table in the middle. Holly takes us inside*
Holly: "What you see here is one of the places in which I have become so successful in business. This room is what we call an "idea room". Great innovative deas are essential to business. Not just coming up with them, but also finding the best ways to implement them. And, as importantly, having the determination to stick with them and get them implemented past any objections."
*Holly rubs her hand on the smooth surface of the table*
Holly: "A table such as this one can serve many purposes, but in Orochi-O's Inc., as in all good businesses, it is simply where all the executives place their paperwork, writing utensils, and for the more wealthy of us, laptop computers. In Orochi-O's Inc, the table is simply here to physically support the materials that hold our ideas."
*Holly frowns*
Holly: "Unfortunately in the businesses that Jo Ryder is part of, the table is used for other, "less business-like" practices. Since I am a lady and do not want to delve into such unprofessional language, I will not illustrate the exact "colorful" behavior that Jo and her business "partners" use their table for. But so as not to be rude and leave you all in the dark, let's just say that while some "ideas" may be "tabled" in Orochi-O's Inc, some "people" are tabled in Jo Ryder's businesses....most often Jo Ryder.
*Holly winks furtively as the background music suddenly changes from infomercial to that of the "adult film" variety and then quickly back to the original music*
Holly: "So let's just say that one of the differences between Jo Ryder and I is one of angles. My success is largely due to being vertical while running around getting my ideas implemented, while Jo Ryder has been equally energetic and influential while in a horizontal position."
Holly: "Unfortunately, Jo Ryder's business practices will not translate well to the wrestling ring since neither Dizzy nor I will indulge her in such behavior. Nor is OG-FPD a place for such perverted, twisted visions of "sports entertainment". We will be holding a WRESTLING match, and it will take strategy, aka ideas, and perserverence to win the match. The same qualities that have made me successful in business, and the same two qualities that my two opponents simply do not have."
Holly: "Come Friday March 18th, 2005, at Murderers Row, I WILL win the title, leaving one of my opponents to continue her education, and leaving the other opponent in a position she is quite familiar with...on her back."
*Holly continues walking, but without the camera. She then turns the corner and is gone*