Lina: Hell F*ckin' Yeah!
Mar 22, 2023 5:26:52 GMT -5
Post by unimportantguy on Mar 22, 2023 5:26:52 GMT -5
Flashing lights and a pounding beat. As our camera adjusts to the gloom, we see the gyrations of many moving bodies and a bartender pouring out shots. The focus adjusts, and we see Lina wearing a pair of glow bracelets over one of her own branded hoodies. Gotta get that merch plug in. We hear her BHB stablemate, Matt De Leon, say "Okay, Li. Go."
Lina: Did Christmas come early? Is the jet-lag madness in my head? Am I dreamin' right now? Or have my dreams come true? The year is twenty-twenty-goddamn-three, OG-Joshi's risen from the dead, and I'm bein' called out by Eris Byrne. Hell. Fuckin'. Yeah. I've been waitin' a long time to throw hands with you again, Eris. By my count it's been...
Lina counts on her fingers.
Lina: Thirteen years since the last time we squared up. We were supposed to have a match back in 2012 in SWA, but James Fushichou fucked that one up. Love ya, Jamie, but ya know it's true. Anyway. Ever since 2010, we've both been waitin' for that chance to throw down again. Even when we were A/S/L Champions together, well, we didn't talk all that much, but I knew from the vibe that while fightin' together was fun, all we really wanted to do was kick each other's asses. Because the truth is, I love fightin' you, Eris, and I'm pretty damn confident the feelin' is mutual.
Lina clenches her fists in excitement.
Lina: Shit, I haven't been this excited for a match in ages! You bet your ass I'm comin' to Spring Fling. I aim to even up the record between us, and I ain't about to be satisfied with a count-out this time. So don't your worry about being disappointed. Let's go fuckin' crazy and rock OGJ all over again!
Lina: Did Christmas come early? Is the jet-lag madness in my head? Am I dreamin' right now? Or have my dreams come true? The year is twenty-twenty-goddamn-three, OG-Joshi's risen from the dead, and I'm bein' called out by Eris Byrne. Hell. Fuckin'. Yeah. I've been waitin' a long time to throw hands with you again, Eris. By my count it's been...
Lina counts on her fingers.
Lina: Thirteen years since the last time we squared up. We were supposed to have a match back in 2012 in SWA, but James Fushichou fucked that one up. Love ya, Jamie, but ya know it's true. Anyway. Ever since 2010, we've both been waitin' for that chance to throw down again. Even when we were A/S/L Champions together, well, we didn't talk all that much, but I knew from the vibe that while fightin' together was fun, all we really wanted to do was kick each other's asses. Because the truth is, I love fightin' you, Eris, and I'm pretty damn confident the feelin' is mutual.
Lina clenches her fists in excitement.
Lina: Shit, I haven't been this excited for a match in ages! You bet your ass I'm comin' to Spring Fling. I aim to even up the record between us, and I ain't about to be satisfied with a count-out this time. So don't your worry about being disappointed. Let's go fuckin' crazy and rock OGJ all over again!