The Hardest Working Woman
Jan 8, 2023 18:20:50 GMT -5
Post by OctoberRaven on Jan 8, 2023 18:20:50 GMT -5
::It is 11:39 pm, 12/13/2022. Kathy Queen and William King are seated at a table with Wendy's burgers on trays between them, looking at the camera.::
King: "Two injured upstarts went forty minutes with the Walkers. And the Walkers barely survived that encounter. Of course we could have had that match at any time. Sure our schedule tends to be pretty tight, but arrangements can always be made and people know we fulfill committments even if our dates need to be rescheduled. But hey, we only work 250 nights out of the year, but you two couldn't do any other day except 12/13. After all we can't have the Walkers having more than three matches a year now can we? But we didn't care. OG-FPD didn't care that I was technically under medical suspension, but at least they were generous enough to pay for the notary for the hold harmless contract I had to sign."
Queen: "Now, that's not to say we're making excuses or anything, it's more that we're proving a point, and the point is this: Us at our worst, was equal to you two at your best. Last night you got to sleep in a warm bed, get a good eight hours, not counting a cardio session between the sheets of course, after having a light workout and watching tape."
Queen: "On the other hand, I had to head to Fort Lauderdale airport with a throbbing headache and an ice pack, the three of us making it to La Guardia at 4am, making it to our hotel and only getting four hours of sleep before we were called in for a meet and greet and photo shoot. And while you two get to snuggle up together tomorrow with some hot chocolate to comfort yourselves with knowing you narrowly avoided being upset by us... me, my King, and Bella... she's recording this by the way... we're sleeping in La Guarida tonight because our flight is being delayed. And when we get back to South Florida, I'll be going over case work with a client in between workouts and doing a radio interview, only to be wrestling again on Monday AND Tuesday, having up to four matches total in the space of a day, only to need to get on a plane *again* the day after so we can visit folks up in Boston for the holidays. All while you get to be comfy in your own home, with nothing to do but workouts on your time and thinking up the next Orochi-Os Land layout."
Queen: "See for you Holly, forty minutes of wrestling was your most grueling challenge in years. For me, it's business as usual, because I am the hardest working woman in professional wrestling. Being put in the Orochi Clutch may have put me out this time but it won't be the last time I get choked this month... not counting when my King does it of course. And by the way, Geese, I know you were thrilled to get your hands on me... but it's funny, I expected you to be bigger. And don't blame it on shrinkage."
::Queen smirks for a bit licking the ketchup off her finger then slamming her first on the table.::
Queen: "I say all this to warn you, Holly. Next year, 12/13 falls on a Wednesday. And we both know Queen vs Holly one on one will be on that show. I might get a day of rest in between doing the A-1 GP. I might not. But wether it's 24 hours of rest or 24 seconds, know this: When that bell rings... the foreplay will be over. The real hot and heavy stuff will begin. And the hot chocolate you're probably drinking now will have the taste of ash in your mouth when I have you on your knees, screaming my name, as I make the entire world my bitch."
King: "Two injured upstarts went forty minutes with the Walkers. And the Walkers barely survived that encounter. Of course we could have had that match at any time. Sure our schedule tends to be pretty tight, but arrangements can always be made and people know we fulfill committments even if our dates need to be rescheduled. But hey, we only work 250 nights out of the year, but you two couldn't do any other day except 12/13. After all we can't have the Walkers having more than three matches a year now can we? But we didn't care. OG-FPD didn't care that I was technically under medical suspension, but at least they were generous enough to pay for the notary for the hold harmless contract I had to sign."
Queen: "Now, that's not to say we're making excuses or anything, it's more that we're proving a point, and the point is this: Us at our worst, was equal to you two at your best. Last night you got to sleep in a warm bed, get a good eight hours, not counting a cardio session between the sheets of course, after having a light workout and watching tape."
Queen: "On the other hand, I had to head to Fort Lauderdale airport with a throbbing headache and an ice pack, the three of us making it to La Guardia at 4am, making it to our hotel and only getting four hours of sleep before we were called in for a meet and greet and photo shoot. And while you two get to snuggle up together tomorrow with some hot chocolate to comfort yourselves with knowing you narrowly avoided being upset by us... me, my King, and Bella... she's recording this by the way... we're sleeping in La Guarida tonight because our flight is being delayed. And when we get back to South Florida, I'll be going over case work with a client in between workouts and doing a radio interview, only to be wrestling again on Monday AND Tuesday, having up to four matches total in the space of a day, only to need to get on a plane *again* the day after so we can visit folks up in Boston for the holidays. All while you get to be comfy in your own home, with nothing to do but workouts on your time and thinking up the next Orochi-Os Land layout."
Queen: "See for you Holly, forty minutes of wrestling was your most grueling challenge in years. For me, it's business as usual, because I am the hardest working woman in professional wrestling. Being put in the Orochi Clutch may have put me out this time but it won't be the last time I get choked this month... not counting when my King does it of course. And by the way, Geese, I know you were thrilled to get your hands on me... but it's funny, I expected you to be bigger. And don't blame it on shrinkage."
::Queen smirks for a bit licking the ketchup off her finger then slamming her first on the table.::
Queen: "I say all this to warn you, Holly. Next year, 12/13 falls on a Wednesday. And we both know Queen vs Holly one on one will be on that show. I might get a day of rest in between doing the A-1 GP. I might not. But wether it's 24 hours of rest or 24 seconds, know this: When that bell rings... the foreplay will be over. The real hot and heavy stuff will begin. And the hot chocolate you're probably drinking now will have the taste of ash in your mouth when I have you on your knees, screaming my name, as I make the entire world my bitch."