HaLAWLoween 2015
Oct 30, 2015 2:55:38 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Oct 30, 2015 2:55:38 GMT -5
HaLAWLoween 2015
*The LAWLitorium is full of enthusiasm and orange themed paraphenaLAWLia as HaLAWLoween 2015 is once again upon us!!!!
A brief camera pan of the crowd reveals some very interesting costumes: a costume of someone aging gracefully, a costume of how to cook pasta. A costume representing an interpretive dance of wearing a costume? Whoo boy. Getting a little avante garde there, fans.
Well, let's get down to ringside where Dottie Comms is sitting in the broadcast position with a microphone. She is wearing a rather large headset since her costume appears to be that of a telephone switchboard operator from early 20th Century America.*
[Dottie:] "WeLAWLcome to HaLAWLoween 2015! We've got quite the show for you tonight as one Title is on the line and a #1 Contenders position for another Title is up for grabs. We also have a rare appearance of HomeLAWL Security due to some 'problems' we've been experiencing recently. But before we dive fully into the strangeness, let's see if we can't first tease out some of that great wrestling that originally put LAWL on the map.
Our first match tonight features a 1337 Championship defense by Rachel Sky. Ever since she won that title at December's "Date with Destiny", she has become the fightingest champion that Title has ever had! Rachel has successfully defended her title at least once a month since that show. She is really turning heads as a result of her enthusiasm, success, and desire to take on all challengers. Tonight she is pitted against someone she has faced a few times, Megan Williams. These two have established quite a rivalry as Megan tries to wrest that 1337 Title from Rachel and bring it to Destiny.
Megan Williams comes to ringside first, dressed as Meg Griffin. Rachel comes out next, absolutely popping the sh*t out of this crowd with a Luke Skywalker costume! While that is always a great idea, that's especially topical now! I wonder if Heather Heaton is backstage in an Obi-Won Kenobi costume, or wearing any clothes at all for that matter. "Meg" and her 'padawan' opponent look ready to lock up so let's get to the ring!
Match #1: "MEG" Williams vs. Rachel Skywalker (c)
LAWL 1337 Championship
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[Dottie:] "This match is yet another example of why fans and fellow wrestlers respect Rachel Sky so much. Megan was controlling this match early and was barely allowing Rachel to get any offense in but that didn't deter Rachel at all. She kept her calm, she trusted her instincts, and she slowly but surely made a comeback as her force awakened. I thought Meg's assault on Rachel's' legs, especially via Meg's submission finisher, was a smart choice but Rachel's spirit willed her to victory and even allowed her to win with her top rope finisher. It's going to take more than just a physical assault on Rachel Sky to unbalance the force of her spirit. Rachel Sky is victorious in yet another spectacular defense of her 1337 Championship.
MEG (X) ["Sky Scraper" - 17:10] (O) Rachel
Meanwhile, much as her Halloween namesake, Megan Williams utterly failed to succeed.
If Ruby Moreno is dressed as Lois Griffin backstage, I'm sure she'll give Meg a stern talking to.
[Dottie:] "And now we turn to LAWL-brand shenanigans. As many fans know, this is not the first LAWL show since Memorial MeLAWLee back in May, this is just the first show on PPV. We run weekly shows in the LAWLitorium and so a lot has happened in recent months.
A gargoyle appeared in the upper seating section of our building in August. At first we all thought it was just a creepy decoration, but then it showed movement and a ton of people switched to adult diapers the next day. Fortunately, LAWL has a promotional deal with a prominent adult diaper company. Unfortunately, the gargoyle was not content to just walk around the rafters. It started to distract wrestlers and then interfere in matches. There was no rhyme or reason in whose matches it would interfere in and it would often attack everyone that it could get its stone hands on.
Gauntlet Security actually intervened at one point but the gargoyle absorbed a few shots from a taser and a beanbag gun before escaping. Ruby Moreno and Gloria Reyes have discussed this over the past months and have actually agreed on something for a change. They decided to bring in the even bigger guns: HomeLAWL Security. That's right, we have summoned our protective duo team of LLAMA Mask and the Spirit of Winter, our AbominabLAWL Snowwoman. This team has kept order during the LMAO years and fended off multiple hordes of Goose invaders. If anyone can protect us from this stone menace, HomeLAWL can. They have challenged Goyle to find a tag partner or come on it's own to face them both tonight.
And, in the true spirit of HaLAWLoween, both members HomeLAWL Security are actually wearing costumes! LLAMA Mask is here tonight as Llamanade Mask: one giant glass of lemonade with a straw. I gotta say, the constrasting yellow looks good on our fashionable brown llama. LAWL's spirit of winter is apparently borrowing from her autumnal ally and is going as AbominabLAWL Pumpkin woman. Just one big ole mess of pumpkin. Fitting.
*After HomeLAWL Security arrive in the ring, the lights turn off entirely. The fans are screaming.*
[Dottie:] "Oh no!! I swear we paid our bills!! This is not a good time at all, electric company!"
*When the lights come back on, HomeLAWL Security is standing in the ring across from two menacing figures. One of them is a large and creepy stone gargoyle and the other is a massive woman wearing all black and an iron mask.*
[Dottie:] "Not only have these two appeared in the ring to answer the challenge of HomeLAWL Security, but someone slipped a note on my desk when the lights were out. Someone else slipped a menu for Chinese takeout. But the note here is more important, I can go out for noodles later. The note says that the gargoyle's name is, fittingly, Goyle. And it's ally is named CHASM. Together, they are called "Of Stone and Iron" which is as disturbing as it is unwieldy. I gotta say, as disturbing as it is to see Goyle again, it's friend wearing that iron mask is really giving me the wiLAWLies.
What is further disturbing me is that we don't know why these two figures have come here. The note. which was ornately written, was very brief. There was no mention of why "Of Stone and Iron" are here and what they plan on doing tonight or in the future. I guess we'll have to watch and see!"
Match #2: Llamanade Mask/AbominabLAWL Pumpkin Woman vs. Goyle/CHASM
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[Dottie:] "Well, not to victim-blame or anything, but LLAMA Mask did come out wearing a lemonade outfit so it's understandable that it got squeezed. CHASM just wanted to drink the lemonade! No, no, that's wrong, Dottie. That's not right to say at all.
Snow Woman/Llamanade Mask (X) [IRON CLAW - 16:54] (O) CHASM/Goyle
I really didn't like the vibe of this match. The entire arena was silent watching it, even when HomeLAWL was doing well. Everyone sensed that there's something gravely wrong with 'Of Stone and Iron' and we couldn't put our fingers on it. I'm not sure if this is the right word but they feel 'ancient.' Also, we know that Ruby Moreno is opposed to Goyle and if Destiny has an issue with these two, then we have a real problem on our hands.
The only silver lining here is that CHASM and Goyle left after the match and didn't attempt to injure HomeLAWL after the match. I am concerned that they may have already broken their spirit though. The only real attempt at a finish for HomeLAWL was LLAMA's flying spinning kick and that had no effect as Goyle got right up. Worse yet, this is the first time that HomeLAWL Security has ever lost a match while teamed together. Not good. Dare I say, bring out Maxine Warner to try to scare them off? I know, I'm shocked that I've suggested it as well but I have a terrible feeling about this."
*Commercials air for the upcoming LAWL show: LAWLiday 2015*
*The show resumes and "Dies Irae" plays on the speakers.*
[Dottie:] "And it looks like we're being joined by Ruby Moreno, the head of public relations for Destiny and a former LAWL OMG Champion. She's holding a cat for some reason. And there's someone following her down the ramp in a big cat suit. It on the arena floor as Ruby gets into the ring."
[Ruby:] "I'll get to the aesthetic and feline focus of my presentation in a few minutes. But first, I sincerely hope that you are all enjoying HaLAWLoween. I'd like to reassure everyone in the crowd and backstage that Gauntlet Security is looking very deeply into the matter of Stone and Iron. While they were no doubt impressive against HomeLAWL Security, I think they may require a higher degree of oversight and competition in the future. So if they are under the illusion that they are the most dominant force here, I challenge them to face a Destiny team on our next show.
Meanwhile, I have some very good news for professional wrestling. I'm back."
[Dottie:] "Well, that explains her wardrobe. She is dressed more casually than usual, wearing a warm-up track suit. It doesn't appear that she's wearing a cast on her arm anymore. She had suffered a debilitating arm injury at the hands of Alicia Gordon last year. Whether or not Ruby is fully healed though is certainly the question on everyone's mind, perhaps even her own.*
*Ruby takes off the outer jacket of her track suit to reveal a short purple T-shirt with no bandages or casts.*
[Ruby:] "To answer your likely questions, I have fully healed from the illegal assault that Alicia Gordon perpetrated on me. My arm and body is healthy and my spirit is both serene and hungry. And tonight I'm out to send a message. I will take on and dominate everyone in the world. Don't believe me? Watch me take on the biggest and most dangerous woman on our roster right now, mere months after the completion of my recovery.
I speak of Juli Krieger - former friend of Holly Walker, near crippler of Alicia Gordon, decisive crippler of Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, breaker of so many spirits and bodies. Come out and do your worst to me. I dare you, I defy you, I shine my guiding light above and beyond you.
Do your worst to me..."Coach" Ruby Moreno. Yes, tonight I come accompanied by cats, wearing a whistle around my neck, and biting off more than most people think I can chew. Coach Carter, eat your heart out. Juli Krieger, bring your ass out, cause I'm about to put it down for the three count."
[Dottie:] "Wow, a huge challenge to Juli Krieger and an even bigger slap to the face of the former OG-Joshi Coach, Jean Carter, who is a friend and admirer of Diane Cavuto. Diane was once known affectionately by her fans and friends as 'Dizzy' before she was paralyzed by Juli Krieger under the direction of Holly Walker. Tonight Ruby is aiming to hit the nerves of just about everyone she has hostility with. But she's taking an awful risk in doing so. Juli Krieger is a mountain to climb for those at their healthiest and most motivated. Ruby, despite her claims of recovery, is still not far removed from that injury. She said it herself. This is either a highly reckless move or borne out of extreme confidence. It's hard to see the difference."
*Juli Krieger comes to ringside and gets immediately booed."
[Dottie:] "Juli isn't the first wrestler on a HaLAWLoween show to flaunt the convention of wearing costumes but she is the first in a while. And the fans do not like that. It's seen as a show of disrespect to come to the Arena on this night without a costume, not to mention come out to ringside. Yes, Ruby just challenged her now but Juli should have been in costume backstage. She could have been a monster truck or Godzilla or something."
*Juli Krieger looks at Ruby's costume and looks irritated.*
[Dottie:] "You gotta figure that Juli is insulted, knowing that Ruby is trying to taunt just about everyone by challenging her which is, itself, an insult to Juli. In a way, this is Ruby waving a red cape in front of a bull just to entertain fans and royally piss off those animal rights activists. The bull can't be happy being used like this. The bull is going to try to make Ruby pay. Let's see if she's up to the task. Ruby has only lost one singles match in the past 5 years. Fresh off an injury or not, Ruby is not someone to take lightly or to let one's emotions get in the way of defeating. Juli Krieger is a monster of a woman, but Ruby Moreno is the smartest wrestler we have ever seen in LAWL. This is going to be one hell of a confrontation."
Match #3: "Coach" Ruby Moreno vs. Juli Krieger
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[Dottie:] "We've seen Ruby kick out of a number of finishers before but I am actually shocked that she survived Juli's nightmarish 'Todestrephen' finisher and the powerbomb that followed. Juli hit Ruby with everything that she had but Ruby managed to stay in the match and actually win with a backdrop hold. It's not easy picking up Juli Krieger at any point, especially after taking as much damage as Ruby did. But somehow Ruby got the win with a traditional suplex hold. I think one reason for that is the absolute assault Ruby targeted Juli's legs with. That visibly slowed down Juli during the match and maybe even took a little of the edge off of Juli's offense. That Ruby Cutter to the floor also had to take a few springs from Juli's step. In the end, Ruby Moreno showed a superior game plan, superior resilience, and superior killer instinct. While Juli certainly had her chances and did her damage, this may have been one of the most one-sided matches against Juli Krieger that anyone has ever had. Ruby Moreno just slayed the giant."
Ruby Moreno (O) [Backdrop Hold - 19:49 ] (X) Juli Krieger
[Dottie:] "Juli Krieger appears to be considering some extracurricular activities here but Ruby starts laughing and snaps her fingers. About 10 Gauntlet Security members emerge from the back with riot gear and causes Juli to think better of any further violent engagement. Ruby shakes her head dismissively, poses for the fans, and then grabs a microphone."
[Ruby:] "Yes, you have the rest of the night off, Juli. Now, here's a special live Coach's Corner for those watching at home."
*Ruby tassles her hair and adopts an overly cartoon-like innocent expression and voice.*
[Ruby:] "Oh me, oh my, I sure have the 'Heart of a Hero' to be able to beat that big bad Juli Krieger. It's a good thing I believed in myself and surrounded myself with cats for moral support! I just want to be the best of friends with everyone here, even if it means not doing my job right by playing favorites! But that's okay, I'll just get bailed out at the last second by my rich and powerful friends anyway! Toodles!"
*Ruby smirks and then walks backstage as the fans boo her louder than they did Juli. Some fans chant "We miss Car-ter" *clap clap clapclapclap*
[Dottie:] "And now we're ready for the main event for the evening! This match will determine who is the number 1 contender to the LAWL OMG Championship. That title has been successfully defended by Kat Black since she won it at OG-FPD Immortal as far back as December of 2011!!
We are going to see Marie Reyes face off against Lucy Cutlass in this match. Marie is a former 1337, A/S/L, and OMG Champion here in LAWL. She's one of LAWL's foundations. Marie's OMG reign was ended by Ruby Moreno who was defeated by Jenny McLanahan who was defeated by Kat. Lucy Cutlass is a former 1337 Champion. She beat Grace Reyes and was defeated by Rachel Sky for that Title. Lucy has had a lot of success in the OMG Title division since losing the Title to Rachel. I think that loss really motivated Lucy to "sail for the high seas" in the parlance of our resident pirate. She has rededicated herself to training harder and I think she has a real shot here against Marie. After losing the A/S/L Titles with Grace to Lina and Eris Byrne, Marie has resumed her hunt for another OMG Title reign. Although she has been distracted by her mentor, Jang Bae, becoming a destructive force for Destiny, she has remained focused on winning her matches to climb the ladder. In the past few months, she has even defeated Iara Andrade and Cynthia San Martino in decisive fashion, showing that she's no longer hurt by the issues of her past which had haunted her a few years back.
Speaking of haunting, Marie Reyes is coming out in a very scary costume and make-up job! She is calling herself 'Bloody Marie' for tonight's event which has just about everyone freaked out in tandem with her look. Given how kid-friendly and fun her costumes usually are, this is definitely a surprise and change for her. I don't think I like it. A lot of children seem disturbed by this and she doesn't seem to be making efforts to calm them, though that could be cause going near them may make things worse. Marie looks very focused on the upcoming match.
Lucy Cutlass is coming out as...wait, nothing. But the fans don't seem to be booing her. Oh, I see. I'm being told that Lucy Cutlass is going as a 'wrestler' for HaLAWLoween. That..actually makes sense given that she's a pirate in real life. So going as a wrestler is a remarkable change for her!! She's almost unrecognizable! I got to give the audience credit for catching onto her practical 'costume.' Let's see if she plays the part in the ring too.
Match #4: "Bloody" Marie Reyes vs. "Wrestler" Lucy Cutlass
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[Dottie:] "A huge win for Marie who dominated the final portion of this match. Lucy got her shots in, scoring a near fall off her Cutlass Cutter. But Marie showed that aerial expertise that has won her so many matches and captured her so many fans. I really can't wait to see Marie take on the equally agile Kat Black for the OMG Championship!! As for Lucy, she should continue to take on top competition like Marie to grow as a wrestler-"
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[Dottie:] "What the hell? Marie has just tossed kicked Lucy in the back of the head and then tossed her out of the ring!! Why is she doing this? Marie then jumps onto the top turnbuckle and dives onto Lucy with a flying kick right to the face, sending Lucy careening backwards over the guard rail! The fans are too shocked to boo. Did Lucy do something during the match to anger Marie?"
*The Pirate crew of Lucy Cutlass - Henry Bailey, Jack Flint, and Anne O'Malley - run out to ringside. Anne immediately goes to check on Lucy who is completely knocked out while Henry and Jack get into the ring to confront Marie.*
[Dottie:] "I can't blame Lucy's crew for being livid but I'm surprised that Marie is not backing down. Wait a second, Alicia Gordon and Thunder Strike have just jumped out from the crowd...for what has to be the billionth time of their careers! Maybe that is why Marie is so confident but, she doesn't seem to see them. And now, we're joined by someone else coming out from the stage area, it's Jang Bae!! Oh lord, this is going to get messy!!"
*Jang doesn't have the same stoic look that we've recently seen on him. Instead, he looks concerned toward Marie's actions and expression. Thunder and Alicia slide into the ring. Lucy's crew bail out, choosing to attend to Lucy and protect her while the medics come. Alicia is walking up to Marie, while Thunder stares down Jang. Jang is looking only at Marie. Alicia is trying to talk to Marie, to find out what is going on. Marie is completely unresponsive to her as well as to Thunder. She leaves the ring and walks to Jang Bae. Alicia is in near hysterics as it appears that Marie has either joined Destiny or is siding with Jang over Thunder and her. Thunder has largely ignored all of this and is scanning the area, looking for Gauntlet Security which should be converging on him by now but isn't. He appears nervous which is uncharacteristic.
Marie walks down the ramp towards Jang but just when it looks like she's going to stop and face him, she continues walking past him. Jang looks as confused as Alicia and Thunder Strike do as Marie walks backstage in a stupor. Alicia and Thunder cautiously walk towards Jang with body language assuring him they mea no harm. They get close to him and all there exchange confused glances as to what has happened. Just then, Ruby Moreno and Matthias come out and walk Jang backstage before he can speak to Thunder Strike. The presence of Ruby immediately angers Alicia which causes Matthias to step up and Jang to back up to where Ruby is. Ruby holds her fingers up and counts down from 10. Thunder gets the message and 8 and drags Alicia into the audience. At the count of 1, Gauntlet Security swarm the arena but Alicia and Thunder expertly blend into the crowd and escape."
[Dottie:] "Yikes, that was all kind of hard to understand but I don't think anyone thinks it's good. Okay well, it wouldn't be a LAWL show past Immortal if we didn't have Gauntlet grunts all over the place looking for J.U.S.T.I.C.E. members! I just wish we knew what happened with Marie. Did Lucy somehow, intentionally or accidentally, injure Marie during the match or do something untoward? I've never seen Marie act like this before. The last thing LAWL needs right now is to lose another hero to Destiny or to any negative emotions. I hope we get a better idea of what's going on by LAWLiday. Until then, folks, have a safe and happy HaLAWLoween and don't accept candy from gargoyles! Bye from Willa, LAWL, and myself!"
*The LAWLitorium is full of enthusiasm and orange themed paraphenaLAWLia as HaLAWLoween 2015 is once again upon us!!!!
A brief camera pan of the crowd reveals some very interesting costumes: a costume of someone aging gracefully, a costume of how to cook pasta. A costume representing an interpretive dance of wearing a costume? Whoo boy. Getting a little avante garde there, fans.
Well, let's get down to ringside where Dottie Comms is sitting in the broadcast position with a microphone. She is wearing a rather large headset since her costume appears to be that of a telephone switchboard operator from early 20th Century America.*
[Dottie:] "WeLAWLcome to HaLAWLoween 2015! We've got quite the show for you tonight as one Title is on the line and a #1 Contenders position for another Title is up for grabs. We also have a rare appearance of HomeLAWL Security due to some 'problems' we've been experiencing recently. But before we dive fully into the strangeness, let's see if we can't first tease out some of that great wrestling that originally put LAWL on the map.
Our first match tonight features a 1337 Championship defense by Rachel Sky. Ever since she won that title at December's "Date with Destiny", she has become the fightingest champion that Title has ever had! Rachel has successfully defended her title at least once a month since that show. She is really turning heads as a result of her enthusiasm, success, and desire to take on all challengers. Tonight she is pitted against someone she has faced a few times, Megan Williams. These two have established quite a rivalry as Megan tries to wrest that 1337 Title from Rachel and bring it to Destiny.
Megan Williams comes to ringside first, dressed as Meg Griffin. Rachel comes out next, absolutely popping the sh*t out of this crowd with a Luke Skywalker costume! While that is always a great idea, that's especially topical now! I wonder if Heather Heaton is backstage in an Obi-Won Kenobi costume, or wearing any clothes at all for that matter. "Meg" and her 'padawan' opponent look ready to lock up so let's get to the ring!
Match #1: "MEG" Williams vs. Rachel Skywalker (c)
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[Dottie:] "This match is yet another example of why fans and fellow wrestlers respect Rachel Sky so much. Megan was controlling this match early and was barely allowing Rachel to get any offense in but that didn't deter Rachel at all. She kept her calm, she trusted her instincts, and she slowly but surely made a comeback as her force awakened. I thought Meg's assault on Rachel's' legs, especially via Meg's submission finisher, was a smart choice but Rachel's spirit willed her to victory and even allowed her to win with her top rope finisher. It's going to take more than just a physical assault on Rachel Sky to unbalance the force of her spirit. Rachel Sky is victorious in yet another spectacular defense of her 1337 Championship.
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Meanwhile, much as her Halloween namesake, Megan Williams utterly failed to succeed.
If Ruby Moreno is dressed as Lois Griffin backstage, I'm sure she'll give Meg a stern talking to.
[Dottie:] "And now we turn to LAWL-brand shenanigans. As many fans know, this is not the first LAWL show since Memorial MeLAWLee back in May, this is just the first show on PPV. We run weekly shows in the LAWLitorium and so a lot has happened in recent months.
A gargoyle appeared in the upper seating section of our building in August. At first we all thought it was just a creepy decoration, but then it showed movement and a ton of people switched to adult diapers the next day. Fortunately, LAWL has a promotional deal with a prominent adult diaper company. Unfortunately, the gargoyle was not content to just walk around the rafters. It started to distract wrestlers and then interfere in matches. There was no rhyme or reason in whose matches it would interfere in and it would often attack everyone that it could get its stone hands on.
Gauntlet Security actually intervened at one point but the gargoyle absorbed a few shots from a taser and a beanbag gun before escaping. Ruby Moreno and Gloria Reyes have discussed this over the past months and have actually agreed on something for a change. They decided to bring in the even bigger guns: HomeLAWL Security. That's right, we have summoned our protective duo team of LLAMA Mask and the Spirit of Winter, our AbominabLAWL Snowwoman. This team has kept order during the LMAO years and fended off multiple hordes of Goose invaders. If anyone can protect us from this stone menace, HomeLAWL can. They have challenged Goyle to find a tag partner or come on it's own to face them both tonight.
And, in the true spirit of HaLAWLoween, both members HomeLAWL Security are actually wearing costumes! LLAMA Mask is here tonight as Llamanade Mask: one giant glass of lemonade with a straw. I gotta say, the constrasting yellow looks good on our fashionable brown llama. LAWL's spirit of winter is apparently borrowing from her autumnal ally and is going as AbominabLAWL Pumpkin woman. Just one big ole mess of pumpkin. Fitting.
*After HomeLAWL Security arrive in the ring, the lights turn off entirely. The fans are screaming.*
[Dottie:] "Oh no!! I swear we paid our bills!! This is not a good time at all, electric company!"
*When the lights come back on, HomeLAWL Security is standing in the ring across from two menacing figures. One of them is a large and creepy stone gargoyle and the other is a massive woman wearing all black and an iron mask.*
[Dottie:] "Not only have these two appeared in the ring to answer the challenge of HomeLAWL Security, but someone slipped a note on my desk when the lights were out. Someone else slipped a menu for Chinese takeout. But the note here is more important, I can go out for noodles later. The note says that the gargoyle's name is, fittingly, Goyle. And it's ally is named CHASM. Together, they are called "Of Stone and Iron" which is as disturbing as it is unwieldy. I gotta say, as disturbing as it is to see Goyle again, it's friend wearing that iron mask is really giving me the wiLAWLies.
What is further disturbing me is that we don't know why these two figures have come here. The note. which was ornately written, was very brief. There was no mention of why "Of Stone and Iron" are here and what they plan on doing tonight or in the future. I guess we'll have to watch and see!"
Match #2: Llamanade Mask/AbominabLAWL Pumpkin Woman vs. Goyle/CHASM
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[Dottie:] "Well, not to victim-blame or anything, but LLAMA Mask did come out wearing a lemonade outfit so it's understandable that it got squeezed. CHASM just wanted to drink the lemonade! No, no, that's wrong, Dottie. That's not right to say at all.
Snow Woman/Llamanade Mask (X) [IRON CLAW - 16:54] (O) CHASM/Goyle
I really didn't like the vibe of this match. The entire arena was silent watching it, even when HomeLAWL was doing well. Everyone sensed that there's something gravely wrong with 'Of Stone and Iron' and we couldn't put our fingers on it. I'm not sure if this is the right word but they feel 'ancient.' Also, we know that Ruby Moreno is opposed to Goyle and if Destiny has an issue with these two, then we have a real problem on our hands.
The only silver lining here is that CHASM and Goyle left after the match and didn't attempt to injure HomeLAWL after the match. I am concerned that they may have already broken their spirit though. The only real attempt at a finish for HomeLAWL was LLAMA's flying spinning kick and that had no effect as Goyle got right up. Worse yet, this is the first time that HomeLAWL Security has ever lost a match while teamed together. Not good. Dare I say, bring out Maxine Warner to try to scare them off? I know, I'm shocked that I've suggested it as well but I have a terrible feeling about this."
*Commercials air for the upcoming LAWL show: LAWLiday 2015*
*The show resumes and "Dies Irae" plays on the speakers.*
[Dottie:] "And it looks like we're being joined by Ruby Moreno, the head of public relations for Destiny and a former LAWL OMG Champion. She's holding a cat for some reason. And there's someone following her down the ramp in a big cat suit. It on the arena floor as Ruby gets into the ring."
[Ruby:] "I'll get to the aesthetic and feline focus of my presentation in a few minutes. But first, I sincerely hope that you are all enjoying HaLAWLoween. I'd like to reassure everyone in the crowd and backstage that Gauntlet Security is looking very deeply into the matter of Stone and Iron. While they were no doubt impressive against HomeLAWL Security, I think they may require a higher degree of oversight and competition in the future. So if they are under the illusion that they are the most dominant force here, I challenge them to face a Destiny team on our next show.
Meanwhile, I have some very good news for professional wrestling. I'm back."
[Dottie:] "Well, that explains her wardrobe. She is dressed more casually than usual, wearing a warm-up track suit. It doesn't appear that she's wearing a cast on her arm anymore. She had suffered a debilitating arm injury at the hands of Alicia Gordon last year. Whether or not Ruby is fully healed though is certainly the question on everyone's mind, perhaps even her own.*
*Ruby takes off the outer jacket of her track suit to reveal a short purple T-shirt with no bandages or casts.*
[Ruby:] "To answer your likely questions, I have fully healed from the illegal assault that Alicia Gordon perpetrated on me. My arm and body is healthy and my spirit is both serene and hungry. And tonight I'm out to send a message. I will take on and dominate everyone in the world. Don't believe me? Watch me take on the biggest and most dangerous woman on our roster right now, mere months after the completion of my recovery.
I speak of Juli Krieger - former friend of Holly Walker, near crippler of Alicia Gordon, decisive crippler of Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, breaker of so many spirits and bodies. Come out and do your worst to me. I dare you, I defy you, I shine my guiding light above and beyond you.
Do your worst to me..."Coach" Ruby Moreno. Yes, tonight I come accompanied by cats, wearing a whistle around my neck, and biting off more than most people think I can chew. Coach Carter, eat your heart out. Juli Krieger, bring your ass out, cause I'm about to put it down for the three count."
[Dottie:] "Wow, a huge challenge to Juli Krieger and an even bigger slap to the face of the former OG-Joshi Coach, Jean Carter, who is a friend and admirer of Diane Cavuto. Diane was once known affectionately by her fans and friends as 'Dizzy' before she was paralyzed by Juli Krieger under the direction of Holly Walker. Tonight Ruby is aiming to hit the nerves of just about everyone she has hostility with. But she's taking an awful risk in doing so. Juli Krieger is a mountain to climb for those at their healthiest and most motivated. Ruby, despite her claims of recovery, is still not far removed from that injury. She said it herself. This is either a highly reckless move or borne out of extreme confidence. It's hard to see the difference."
*Juli Krieger comes to ringside and gets immediately booed."
[Dottie:] "Juli isn't the first wrestler on a HaLAWLoween show to flaunt the convention of wearing costumes but she is the first in a while. And the fans do not like that. It's seen as a show of disrespect to come to the Arena on this night without a costume, not to mention come out to ringside. Yes, Ruby just challenged her now but Juli should have been in costume backstage. She could have been a monster truck or Godzilla or something."
*Juli Krieger looks at Ruby's costume and looks irritated.*
[Dottie:] "You gotta figure that Juli is insulted, knowing that Ruby is trying to taunt just about everyone by challenging her which is, itself, an insult to Juli. In a way, this is Ruby waving a red cape in front of a bull just to entertain fans and royally piss off those animal rights activists. The bull can't be happy being used like this. The bull is going to try to make Ruby pay. Let's see if she's up to the task. Ruby has only lost one singles match in the past 5 years. Fresh off an injury or not, Ruby is not someone to take lightly or to let one's emotions get in the way of defeating. Juli Krieger is a monster of a woman, but Ruby Moreno is the smartest wrestler we have ever seen in LAWL. This is going to be one hell of a confrontation."
Match #3: "Coach" Ruby Moreno vs. Juli Krieger
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[Dottie:] "We've seen Ruby kick out of a number of finishers before but I am actually shocked that she survived Juli's nightmarish 'Todestrephen' finisher and the powerbomb that followed. Juli hit Ruby with everything that she had but Ruby managed to stay in the match and actually win with a backdrop hold. It's not easy picking up Juli Krieger at any point, especially after taking as much damage as Ruby did. But somehow Ruby got the win with a traditional suplex hold. I think one reason for that is the absolute assault Ruby targeted Juli's legs with. That visibly slowed down Juli during the match and maybe even took a little of the edge off of Juli's offense. That Ruby Cutter to the floor also had to take a few springs from Juli's step. In the end, Ruby Moreno showed a superior game plan, superior resilience, and superior killer instinct. While Juli certainly had her chances and did her damage, this may have been one of the most one-sided matches against Juli Krieger that anyone has ever had. Ruby Moreno just slayed the giant."
Ruby Moreno (O) [Backdrop Hold - 19:49 ] (X) Juli Krieger
[Dottie:] "Juli Krieger appears to be considering some extracurricular activities here but Ruby starts laughing and snaps her fingers. About 10 Gauntlet Security members emerge from the back with riot gear and causes Juli to think better of any further violent engagement. Ruby shakes her head dismissively, poses for the fans, and then grabs a microphone."
[Ruby:] "Yes, you have the rest of the night off, Juli. Now, here's a special live Coach's Corner for those watching at home."
*Ruby tassles her hair and adopts an overly cartoon-like innocent expression and voice.*
[Ruby:] "Oh me, oh my, I sure have the 'Heart of a Hero' to be able to beat that big bad Juli Krieger. It's a good thing I believed in myself and surrounded myself with cats for moral support! I just want to be the best of friends with everyone here, even if it means not doing my job right by playing favorites! But that's okay, I'll just get bailed out at the last second by my rich and powerful friends anyway! Toodles!"
*Ruby smirks and then walks backstage as the fans boo her louder than they did Juli. Some fans chant "We miss Car-ter" *clap clap clapclapclap*
[Dottie:] "And now we're ready for the main event for the evening! This match will determine who is the number 1 contender to the LAWL OMG Championship. That title has been successfully defended by Kat Black since she won it at OG-FPD Immortal as far back as December of 2011!!
We are going to see Marie Reyes face off against Lucy Cutlass in this match. Marie is a former 1337, A/S/L, and OMG Champion here in LAWL. She's one of LAWL's foundations. Marie's OMG reign was ended by Ruby Moreno who was defeated by Jenny McLanahan who was defeated by Kat. Lucy Cutlass is a former 1337 Champion. She beat Grace Reyes and was defeated by Rachel Sky for that Title. Lucy has had a lot of success in the OMG Title division since losing the Title to Rachel. I think that loss really motivated Lucy to "sail for the high seas" in the parlance of our resident pirate. She has rededicated herself to training harder and I think she has a real shot here against Marie. After losing the A/S/L Titles with Grace to Lina and Eris Byrne, Marie has resumed her hunt for another OMG Title reign. Although she has been distracted by her mentor, Jang Bae, becoming a destructive force for Destiny, she has remained focused on winning her matches to climb the ladder. In the past few months, she has even defeated Iara Andrade and Cynthia San Martino in decisive fashion, showing that she's no longer hurt by the issues of her past which had haunted her a few years back.
Speaking of haunting, Marie Reyes is coming out in a very scary costume and make-up job! She is calling herself 'Bloody Marie' for tonight's event which has just about everyone freaked out in tandem with her look. Given how kid-friendly and fun her costumes usually are, this is definitely a surprise and change for her. I don't think I like it. A lot of children seem disturbed by this and she doesn't seem to be making efforts to calm them, though that could be cause going near them may make things worse. Marie looks very focused on the upcoming match.
Lucy Cutlass is coming out as...wait, nothing. But the fans don't seem to be booing her. Oh, I see. I'm being told that Lucy Cutlass is going as a 'wrestler' for HaLAWLoween. That..actually makes sense given that she's a pirate in real life. So going as a wrestler is a remarkable change for her!! She's almost unrecognizable! I got to give the audience credit for catching onto her practical 'costume.' Let's see if she plays the part in the ring too.
Match #4: "Bloody" Marie Reyes vs. "Wrestler" Lucy Cutlass
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[Dottie:] "A huge win for Marie who dominated the final portion of this match. Lucy got her shots in, scoring a near fall off her Cutlass Cutter. But Marie showed that aerial expertise that has won her so many matches and captured her so many fans. I really can't wait to see Marie take on the equally agile Kat Black for the OMG Championship!! As for Lucy, she should continue to take on top competition like Marie to grow as a wrestler-"
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[Dottie:] "What the hell? Marie has just tossed kicked Lucy in the back of the head and then tossed her out of the ring!! Why is she doing this? Marie then jumps onto the top turnbuckle and dives onto Lucy with a flying kick right to the face, sending Lucy careening backwards over the guard rail! The fans are too shocked to boo. Did Lucy do something during the match to anger Marie?"
*The Pirate crew of Lucy Cutlass - Henry Bailey, Jack Flint, and Anne O'Malley - run out to ringside. Anne immediately goes to check on Lucy who is completely knocked out while Henry and Jack get into the ring to confront Marie.*
[Dottie:] "I can't blame Lucy's crew for being livid but I'm surprised that Marie is not backing down. Wait a second, Alicia Gordon and Thunder Strike have just jumped out from the crowd...for what has to be the billionth time of their careers! Maybe that is why Marie is so confident but, she doesn't seem to see them. And now, we're joined by someone else coming out from the stage area, it's Jang Bae!! Oh lord, this is going to get messy!!"
*Jang doesn't have the same stoic look that we've recently seen on him. Instead, he looks concerned toward Marie's actions and expression. Thunder and Alicia slide into the ring. Lucy's crew bail out, choosing to attend to Lucy and protect her while the medics come. Alicia is walking up to Marie, while Thunder stares down Jang. Jang is looking only at Marie. Alicia is trying to talk to Marie, to find out what is going on. Marie is completely unresponsive to her as well as to Thunder. She leaves the ring and walks to Jang Bae. Alicia is in near hysterics as it appears that Marie has either joined Destiny or is siding with Jang over Thunder and her. Thunder has largely ignored all of this and is scanning the area, looking for Gauntlet Security which should be converging on him by now but isn't. He appears nervous which is uncharacteristic.
Marie walks down the ramp towards Jang but just when it looks like she's going to stop and face him, she continues walking past him. Jang looks as confused as Alicia and Thunder Strike do as Marie walks backstage in a stupor. Alicia and Thunder cautiously walk towards Jang with body language assuring him they mea no harm. They get close to him and all there exchange confused glances as to what has happened. Just then, Ruby Moreno and Matthias come out and walk Jang backstage before he can speak to Thunder Strike. The presence of Ruby immediately angers Alicia which causes Matthias to step up and Jang to back up to where Ruby is. Ruby holds her fingers up and counts down from 10. Thunder gets the message and 8 and drags Alicia into the audience. At the count of 1, Gauntlet Security swarm the arena but Alicia and Thunder expertly blend into the crowd and escape."
[Dottie:] "Yikes, that was all kind of hard to understand but I don't think anyone thinks it's good. Okay well, it wouldn't be a LAWL show past Immortal if we didn't have Gauntlet grunts all over the place looking for J.U.S.T.I.C.E. members! I just wish we knew what happened with Marie. Did Lucy somehow, intentionally or accidentally, injure Marie during the match or do something untoward? I've never seen Marie act like this before. The last thing LAWL needs right now is to lose another hero to Destiny or to any negative emotions. I hope we get a better idea of what's going on by LAWLiday. Until then, folks, have a safe and happy HaLAWLoween and don't accept candy from gargoyles! Bye from Willa, LAWL, and myself!"