MemoriaLAWL MeLAWLee 2015
May 29, 2015 1:04:31 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on May 29, 2015 1:04:31 GMT -5
MemoriaLAWL MeLAWLee 2015
(Memorial Melee for those who don't speak LAWL)
*"Dies Irae" hits the speakers as Ruby Moreno comes out to ringside with a microphone. She is wearing a business suit and is sporting a sizable arm brace in place of her cast.*
[Ruby:] "In years past, the professional wrestling world has been mangled and victimized on Memorial Day by Robin Walker's Orochi-O's Land commercials. I decided this year that it was time to do something positive on this holiday. So tonight we will be featuring a number of competitive and entertaining matches to highlight the LAWL and OG-Joshi roster.
That's right, Destiny has now broadcast two international shows in the past six months while a certain British promotion circles the drain. Consider this poetic justice for Orochi-O's purposefully holding back LAWL shows when it managed distribution. But we don't do this for 'revenge' or "Jinchuu" *Ruby laughs dismissively*, we do this to revolutionize the world of competitive sports. For that matter, there will be no shenanigans involved. Tonight you will see wrestlers, matches, and the illuminating glory that only a Destiny owned company can produce. Sit back, enjoy, and take solace that you will not hear any 'creatively themed' attractions named after Kaori NiGHT or Jo Ryder.
Maturity will certainly reign tonight...now here's a match with a rabid bunny fighting a robot beatboxer."
*Ruby smirks and leaves the ring to a mixture of boos and cheers. The camera pans to long time commentator Dottie Comms who is smiling uneasily*
[Dottie:] "Ahh! What a 'treat' to see Maxine Warner again. What a pure festival for the senses that is sure to be filled with unadulterated fear and doubt upon our merciless creator for allowing such an abomination to exist. Hurrah, I say, at the nakedly terrifying dreams we'll all be having tonight that stir us out of a deep sleep and force us to look at the mirror, veiny-eyed, at our own mortality. Hurrah, I say. at the primal visions we'll all have of dessicated rabbits torturing us on each level of our personal hell. The psalms of suffering warned us of this time for the deliverance of our souls. There is little recourse but to take out the vial of the savior's bloo-"
*Dottie looks around and gulps. She blushes and then takes a deep breath.*
[Dottie:] "Um, I mean, HeLAWL to everyone and welcome to MemoriaLAWL Melee! Our first match tonight involves known lagomorphian Maxine Warner vs. a robot that fears nothing, or so it would seem now. By the end of the match, what's left of Sister C1rcuit may flee to join a convent for wayward robotic souls off into the far reaches of the universe. Or perhaps she'll win via roll-up pin and we'll all feel kind of cheated out of this potentially epic encounter. One thing is for sure: this match is about to happen now and I've been given a strict limit as to how much I can talk before and after matches! Let's get to the ring and take good notes to give to your therapist.
Match #1: Maxine Warner vs. S1st@ C1rcu1t
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Maxine Warner (X) [Golden Left - 14:22 ] (O) S1st@ C1rcu1t
[Dottie:] "Well...that happened. And...amazingly, the skies have not parted and the Horn of Gabriel was not heard!!
But then again, I suppose the night is still young."
[Dottie:] "Our next match is a challenge between the two teams with #1 contender status to the Tag Titles of LAWL and OG-Joshi. Ruby said that whichever team wins can choose their Champions to face and be in the main event of our next show. The Jacquelyn-Hyde Connection are multi-time LAWL A/S/L Champions and never actually got their rematch after losing the Titles the last time to the Jiminez Sisters. Rather, Marie and Grace Reyes managed to get a shot, win the Titles, but then lost them to Eris Byrne and Lynn "Lina" Malloy at "Date with Destiny." So you know that these two are eager to get another shot at the Title that they helped define in LAWL.
Meanwhile, the Reed Sisters are fresh off of their loss to the Hellions at "Date with Destiny." The Reeds are the longest reigning OG-Joshi Tag Champions ever but were decisively beaten by Hae-Won and Sako. The thing is, they have yet to get their rematch as well and you know they want to get those Championships back. The Reeds boast some of the most impressive win/loss records and opponents in OG-Joshi: beating teams such as J*Night and the Dod Squod. I think Archer and Hyde have really met their match here in terms of influence in the promotion and title reign. I also think the two teams square up well against each other in styles with Harmony and Angelica being the quicker technical strikers while Melody and Jacquelyn are more submission and power oriented.
I would even go as far as saying that this is a dream match! So let's not wait another five years. Go go go!
Match #2: Jacquelyn-Hyde Connection vs. The Reed Sisters
Angelica Hyde/Jacquelyn Archer vs. Harmony/Melody
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Harmony/Melody (X) [Ni Amor de Mi Novia - 23:21] (O) Hyde/Archer
[Dottie:] "What an incredible match!! Both Melody and Jacquelyn went at it, each hitting their finishers on each other around the mid match portion. Harmony was her usual electric self while Angelica continued to show why she's beloved by singles wrestlers for stating in the tag division! I was impressed by the constant trading of control in this match and the mutual respect that they showed throughout."
*The two teams shake hands in a genuine show of emotion and respect. Archer even allows Melody to use that same pinning maneuver on her and they both laugh. Hyde and Archer stay in the ring to celebrate as the Reeds wish them well and go to the back.*
[Dottie:] "The question in my mind is whether or not Hyde and Archer do indeed vie for the LAWL A/S/L Tag Titles. I mean, you gotta figure they want 'their' babies back but they have a rare opportunity to be the first team to win both the LAWL and OG-Joshi...wait-"
*The Hellions have emerged from backstage and are walking up the ramp.*
[Dottie:] "Oh, this isn't good. Hyde and Archer wrestled a long match and they are not ready for this. Hae-Won is smiling deviously and that's never good. Sako starts pushing Archer and laughing when Archer doesn't fight back. But Archer is smart and knows that cooler heads have to prevail to avoid serious in- wait, maybe she doesn't have to let cooler heads prevail when Sako starts swinging. Archer grabs onto Sako's arm and gives it a hard twist. This leads Hae-Won to kick Archer in the face, and Angelica to do the same to Hae-Won."
"Whoa whoa whoa, not in the face!"
*Kazuo "Chrome" Saji runs down to ringside and gets in between the two teams...well, not before checking on Hae-Won's face first.*
[Dottie:] "Great, this is what we needed to get cooler heads to prevail. Ugh."
*Saji appears upset that a bruise has appeared on the face of his 'boo' Hae-Won and is starting to shout at Angelica. Angelica is ignoring him, due to checking on Jacqueline. Saji isn't having it. He puts his hand on her shoulder to get her attention-*
[Dottie:] "It's Jason Hyde!! The man who made his debut as a crowd jumper has ONCE AGAIN JUMPED OUT FROM THE CROWD. I swear, this is like rain on a wedding day or something. Well, not really. It's as unironic as one can get. It's Jason Hyde! And he is now in the ring pushing Saji away from Angelica who is Jason's sister. Saji takes his glasses off and it looks like we're about to have a brawl here!"
*Ruby Moreno storms out onto the stage and has a microphone*
[Ruby:] "Oh I see, Wingate can't afford his own promotion so he sends them here to do battle in my ring?
Look, you both are promising wrestlers and you each have my card and attention. We've done drinks, we've talked business. But this night is for the women. So take your issue somewhere else: preferably the next Destiny Drive. But if you have to slum it in UBL, fine. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. This isn't the place or time to see Chrome vs. Quick Silver. And yes, I expect part of the merchandise sales for coming up with that moniker. There's a reason I'm the head of Destiny promotion, after all.
Angelica and Jacquelyn, if you two want the Hellions for the OG-Joshi World Title, we'll make it happen."
*Hyde and Archer shake their heads yes, as Archer wipes her lip and sees a little blood. Hae-Won smiles at this.*
[Ruby:] "Now, all of you get to the back. We're only halfway through tonight and the quota for shenanigans has already been met."
*Jason, Angelica, and Jacquelyn wait for the Hellions and Saji to leave first, to avoid sneak attacks. Finally they leave with a look of determination and a chorus of cheers. Jason appears happy to be back in the LAWLitorium as his fans shout "Can't hide from Hyde!"*
[Dottie:] "Wow, that was something else. In case you can still handle some more excitement, I'm told that next Cynthia San Martino will be making an open challenge. Parents, shield the ears of your young children, and possibly yourselves as well. This is gonna get P-rated real quick. And the 'P' stands for Prison language, or Potty mouth."
*Cynthia San Martino comes out to the ring to the largest negative reaction of the night. She 'wipes' the outside of her ass with her hand, then shoves her hand in the face of a fan wearing a "Tonga Joan" shirt. The crowd is disgusted at this behavior which causes her to laugh.
She grabs a microphone and rolls into the ring.*
[Cynthia:] "LAWL is my cellblock."
*The crowd boos some more but she doesn't seem to care.*
[Cynthia:] "Now, just cause Moreno sent OG-Joshi over here, that don't change shit. What I'm sick of is how they think they own the place now. So I'm declaring prison rules. That means that until you beat me, you're all my bitches. Every single one of you. Unless someone comes out here right now and shuts me up, I'm gonna teach you all how we ride in prison. I'm gonna march backstage to your dressing room and make you my property. I don't care whether you're Diva Dynamite or Visper Karr. Once I get back there, you're my bitch for life. So you'd best send someone to fight for those asses or else they all belong to me. Make it count, OG-bitchshy-"
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[Dottie:] "OMG, it's Haley Cannon!! She hasn't turned up ever since Alicia Gordon brutally injured her at OG-FPD Ragnarok in 2010. We all thought she retired! I had no idea that she signed with Ruby or if her contract held over and she just came back. But regardless of contract status, she's here. And whether she's actually on the roster or not, I don't think it matters. If she's coming out here to confront Cynthia San Martino, OG-Joshi just proverbially broke out of prison. This isn't your garden variety prison fight, Cynthia. Haley Cannon is an OG-Joshi World Champion and arguably the most dominant singles wrestler ever in that promotion's history. She's also capable of breaking just about any limb on your body. Let's hope she starts with Cynthia's mouth. Yes, I know that isn't a 'limb' Be cool."
Match #3: Cynthia San Martino vs. Haley Cannon
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Cynthia San Martino (X) [Disqualification - 17:00 ] (O) Haley Cannon
[Dottie:] "I don't...I can't even believe that. WOWZERS.
Alicia saving Haley, Alicia returning to LAWL and OG-Joshi, Haley dismantling Cynthia, Haley actually thanking Alicia! This is all too much to process. Luckily Gauntlet Security is forcing a break in the show to give everyone a palate cleanser and try to make us forget that Alicia Gordon has once again invaded a Destiny-owned show!! Ruby Moreno must be furious at this given all of the things Alicia has gotten away with over the past year: breaking Ruby's arm, almost challenging for the NEXUS Championship, and now this!"
*Commercials air for the upcoming LAWL show: Summer SpectaculLAWLer*
[Dottie:] "And we're back with the main event for the eventing! At 'Date with Destiny,' Rachel Sky won her first major Championship by defeating Lucy Cutlass for the LAWL 1337 Title!! For those who do not know, the 1337 Title is the equivalent of our TV Title: it's defended on every LAWL show and is usually the main event on shows such as this.
Rachel has now defended her Title for over 5 months which is a huge accomplishment. She's beaten the likes of Tigress Mask II, Yoyo Banzai, Orange Julia, Apple Betty, Anne O'Malley, Apple Betty again, and Megan Williams. The fans absolutely love the fighting spirit, enthusiasm, and general good-naturedness of Rachel. She's in for a difficult challenge tonight though as she faces Wongirland, a trainee of the mysterious Wonderland Dojo: or 'Nojo' for short. We all know what Wongirland can do: she steals shows. Whether she steals Rachel's Title is another question but there's no doubt that this match will be incredible given the talent and heart of both women involved."
Match #4: LAWL 1337 Championship
Wongirland vs. Rachel Sky (c)
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Wongirland (X) [ - "Skycentennial" - 17:09 ) (O) Rachel Sky
[Dottie:] "We just a true triumph of will here as Rachel Sky somehow fought through the pain and numbness of that arm to win this match. A lot of people think Rachel is still naive but she proved something out there tonight: she's smart. Despite her arm being taken away from her, she was able to switch to an offense heavy on her legs and aerial ability. It wasn't until her final move that she went back to lifting Wongy, and that was after substantial rest. Wongy came so close to victory but I think she became a bit frustrated when Rachel refused to tap out of the plethora of submissions that she showed. I can't remember the last time I saw such variety and progression in a ssubmission arsenal. Wongy really turned on the pressure and Rachel's hanging limp arm was proof of that.
But one thing that wasn't limp was Rachel's will to win, and probably a lot of fans at home watching her. She fought through the pain, devised a way to get back into the match, and looked for the perfect opportunity to surprise Wongy and put the match away. This was one of Rachel's best victories yet because she really had to earn it from a place of near-defeat. Wongirland certainly impressed as well, showing how dangerous she is when working that arm. I'm sure she will get another Title opportunity soon."
[Dottie:] "That is it for tonight. We hope you enjoyed the show and are not thinking of bringing legal action against us for Maxine Warner's presence. If you are, we'll just send her to court to testify and you really really don't want that. Do what's in your best interest folks. ChiLAWLax and come back in a few months to watch the LAWL Summer SpectacuLAWLer and OG-Joshi on Ice."
(Memorial Melee for those who don't speak LAWL)
*"Dies Irae" hits the speakers as Ruby Moreno comes out to ringside with a microphone. She is wearing a business suit and is sporting a sizable arm brace in place of her cast.*
[Ruby:] "In years past, the professional wrestling world has been mangled and victimized on Memorial Day by Robin Walker's Orochi-O's Land commercials. I decided this year that it was time to do something positive on this holiday. So tonight we will be featuring a number of competitive and entertaining matches to highlight the LAWL and OG-Joshi roster.
That's right, Destiny has now broadcast two international shows in the past six months while a certain British promotion circles the drain. Consider this poetic justice for Orochi-O's purposefully holding back LAWL shows when it managed distribution. But we don't do this for 'revenge' or "Jinchuu" *Ruby laughs dismissively*, we do this to revolutionize the world of competitive sports. For that matter, there will be no shenanigans involved. Tonight you will see wrestlers, matches, and the illuminating glory that only a Destiny owned company can produce. Sit back, enjoy, and take solace that you will not hear any 'creatively themed' attractions named after Kaori NiGHT or Jo Ryder.
Maturity will certainly reign tonight...now here's a match with a rabid bunny fighting a robot beatboxer."
*Ruby smirks and leaves the ring to a mixture of boos and cheers. The camera pans to long time commentator Dottie Comms who is smiling uneasily*
[Dottie:] "Ahh! What a 'treat' to see Maxine Warner again. What a pure festival for the senses that is sure to be filled with unadulterated fear and doubt upon our merciless creator for allowing such an abomination to exist. Hurrah, I say, at the nakedly terrifying dreams we'll all be having tonight that stir us out of a deep sleep and force us to look at the mirror, veiny-eyed, at our own mortality. Hurrah, I say. at the primal visions we'll all have of dessicated rabbits torturing us on each level of our personal hell. The psalms of suffering warned us of this time for the deliverance of our souls. There is little recourse but to take out the vial of the savior's bloo-"
*Dottie looks around and gulps. She blushes and then takes a deep breath.*
[Dottie:] "Um, I mean, HeLAWL to everyone and welcome to MemoriaLAWL Melee! Our first match tonight involves known lagomorphian Maxine Warner vs. a robot that fears nothing, or so it would seem now. By the end of the match, what's left of Sister C1rcuit may flee to join a convent for wayward robotic souls off into the far reaches of the universe. Or perhaps she'll win via roll-up pin and we'll all feel kind of cheated out of this potentially epic encounter. One thing is for sure: this match is about to happen now and I've been given a strict limit as to how much I can talk before and after matches! Let's get to the ring and take good notes to give to your therapist.
Match #1: Maxine Warner vs. S1st@ C1rcu1t
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Maxine Warner (X) [Golden Left - 14:22 ] (O) S1st@ C1rcu1t
[Dottie:] "Well...that happened. And...amazingly, the skies have not parted and the Horn of Gabriel was not heard!!
But then again, I suppose the night is still young."
[Dottie:] "Our next match is a challenge between the two teams with #1 contender status to the Tag Titles of LAWL and OG-Joshi. Ruby said that whichever team wins can choose their Champions to face and be in the main event of our next show. The Jacquelyn-Hyde Connection are multi-time LAWL A/S/L Champions and never actually got their rematch after losing the Titles the last time to the Jiminez Sisters. Rather, Marie and Grace Reyes managed to get a shot, win the Titles, but then lost them to Eris Byrne and Lynn "Lina" Malloy at "Date with Destiny." So you know that these two are eager to get another shot at the Title that they helped define in LAWL.
Meanwhile, the Reed Sisters are fresh off of their loss to the Hellions at "Date with Destiny." The Reeds are the longest reigning OG-Joshi Tag Champions ever but were decisively beaten by Hae-Won and Sako. The thing is, they have yet to get their rematch as well and you know they want to get those Championships back. The Reeds boast some of the most impressive win/loss records and opponents in OG-Joshi: beating teams such as J*Night and the Dod Squod. I think Archer and Hyde have really met their match here in terms of influence in the promotion and title reign. I also think the two teams square up well against each other in styles with Harmony and Angelica being the quicker technical strikers while Melody and Jacquelyn are more submission and power oriented.
I would even go as far as saying that this is a dream match! So let's not wait another five years. Go go go!
Match #2: Jacquelyn-Hyde Connection vs. The Reed Sisters
Angelica Hyde/Jacquelyn Archer vs. Harmony/Melody
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Harmony/Melody (X) [Ni Amor de Mi Novia - 23:21] (O) Hyde/Archer
[Dottie:] "What an incredible match!! Both Melody and Jacquelyn went at it, each hitting their finishers on each other around the mid match portion. Harmony was her usual electric self while Angelica continued to show why she's beloved by singles wrestlers for stating in the tag division! I was impressed by the constant trading of control in this match and the mutual respect that they showed throughout."
*The two teams shake hands in a genuine show of emotion and respect. Archer even allows Melody to use that same pinning maneuver on her and they both laugh. Hyde and Archer stay in the ring to celebrate as the Reeds wish them well and go to the back.*
[Dottie:] "The question in my mind is whether or not Hyde and Archer do indeed vie for the LAWL A/S/L Tag Titles. I mean, you gotta figure they want 'their' babies back but they have a rare opportunity to be the first team to win both the LAWL and OG-Joshi...wait-"
*The Hellions have emerged from backstage and are walking up the ramp.*
[Dottie:] "Oh, this isn't good. Hyde and Archer wrestled a long match and they are not ready for this. Hae-Won is smiling deviously and that's never good. Sako starts pushing Archer and laughing when Archer doesn't fight back. But Archer is smart and knows that cooler heads have to prevail to avoid serious in- wait, maybe she doesn't have to let cooler heads prevail when Sako starts swinging. Archer grabs onto Sako's arm and gives it a hard twist. This leads Hae-Won to kick Archer in the face, and Angelica to do the same to Hae-Won."
"Whoa whoa whoa, not in the face!"
*Kazuo "Chrome" Saji runs down to ringside and gets in between the two teams...well, not before checking on Hae-Won's face first.*
[Dottie:] "Great, this is what we needed to get cooler heads to prevail. Ugh."
*Saji appears upset that a bruise has appeared on the face of his 'boo' Hae-Won and is starting to shout at Angelica. Angelica is ignoring him, due to checking on Jacqueline. Saji isn't having it. He puts his hand on her shoulder to get her attention-*
[Dottie:] "It's Jason Hyde!! The man who made his debut as a crowd jumper has ONCE AGAIN JUMPED OUT FROM THE CROWD. I swear, this is like rain on a wedding day or something. Well, not really. It's as unironic as one can get. It's Jason Hyde! And he is now in the ring pushing Saji away from Angelica who is Jason's sister. Saji takes his glasses off and it looks like we're about to have a brawl here!"
*Ruby Moreno storms out onto the stage and has a microphone*
[Ruby:] "Oh I see, Wingate can't afford his own promotion so he sends them here to do battle in my ring?
Look, you both are promising wrestlers and you each have my card and attention. We've done drinks, we've talked business. But this night is for the women. So take your issue somewhere else: preferably the next Destiny Drive. But if you have to slum it in UBL, fine. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. This isn't the place or time to see Chrome vs. Quick Silver. And yes, I expect part of the merchandise sales for coming up with that moniker. There's a reason I'm the head of Destiny promotion, after all.
Angelica and Jacquelyn, if you two want the Hellions for the OG-Joshi World Title, we'll make it happen."
*Hyde and Archer shake their heads yes, as Archer wipes her lip and sees a little blood. Hae-Won smiles at this.*
[Ruby:] "Now, all of you get to the back. We're only halfway through tonight and the quota for shenanigans has already been met."
*Jason, Angelica, and Jacquelyn wait for the Hellions and Saji to leave first, to avoid sneak attacks. Finally they leave with a look of determination and a chorus of cheers. Jason appears happy to be back in the LAWLitorium as his fans shout "Can't hide from Hyde!"*
[Dottie:] "Wow, that was something else. In case you can still handle some more excitement, I'm told that next Cynthia San Martino will be making an open challenge. Parents, shield the ears of your young children, and possibly yourselves as well. This is gonna get P-rated real quick. And the 'P' stands for Prison language, or Potty mouth."
*Cynthia San Martino comes out to the ring to the largest negative reaction of the night. She 'wipes' the outside of her ass with her hand, then shoves her hand in the face of a fan wearing a "Tonga Joan" shirt. The crowd is disgusted at this behavior which causes her to laugh.
She grabs a microphone and rolls into the ring.*
[Cynthia:] "LAWL is my cellblock."
*The crowd boos some more but she doesn't seem to care.*
[Cynthia:] "Now, just cause Moreno sent OG-Joshi over here, that don't change shit. What I'm sick of is how they think they own the place now. So I'm declaring prison rules. That means that until you beat me, you're all my bitches. Every single one of you. Unless someone comes out here right now and shuts me up, I'm gonna teach you all how we ride in prison. I'm gonna march backstage to your dressing room and make you my property. I don't care whether you're Diva Dynamite or Visper Karr. Once I get back there, you're my bitch for life. So you'd best send someone to fight for those asses or else they all belong to me. Make it count, OG-bitchshy-"
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[Dottie:] "OMG, it's Haley Cannon!! She hasn't turned up ever since Alicia Gordon brutally injured her at OG-FPD Ragnarok in 2010. We all thought she retired! I had no idea that she signed with Ruby or if her contract held over and she just came back. But regardless of contract status, she's here. And whether she's actually on the roster or not, I don't think it matters. If she's coming out here to confront Cynthia San Martino, OG-Joshi just proverbially broke out of prison. This isn't your garden variety prison fight, Cynthia. Haley Cannon is an OG-Joshi World Champion and arguably the most dominant singles wrestler ever in that promotion's history. She's also capable of breaking just about any limb on your body. Let's hope she starts with Cynthia's mouth. Yes, I know that isn't a 'limb' Be cool."
Match #3: Cynthia San Martino vs. Haley Cannon
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Cynthia San Martino (X) [Disqualification - 17:00 ] (O) Haley Cannon
[Dottie:] "I don't...I can't even believe that. WOWZERS.
Alicia saving Haley, Alicia returning to LAWL and OG-Joshi, Haley dismantling Cynthia, Haley actually thanking Alicia! This is all too much to process. Luckily Gauntlet Security is forcing a break in the show to give everyone a palate cleanser and try to make us forget that Alicia Gordon has once again invaded a Destiny-owned show!! Ruby Moreno must be furious at this given all of the things Alicia has gotten away with over the past year: breaking Ruby's arm, almost challenging for the NEXUS Championship, and now this!"
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[Dottie:] "And we're back with the main event for the eventing! At 'Date with Destiny,' Rachel Sky won her first major Championship by defeating Lucy Cutlass for the LAWL 1337 Title!! For those who do not know, the 1337 Title is the equivalent of our TV Title: it's defended on every LAWL show and is usually the main event on shows such as this.
Rachel has now defended her Title for over 5 months which is a huge accomplishment. She's beaten the likes of Tigress Mask II, Yoyo Banzai, Orange Julia, Apple Betty, Anne O'Malley, Apple Betty again, and Megan Williams. The fans absolutely love the fighting spirit, enthusiasm, and general good-naturedness of Rachel. She's in for a difficult challenge tonight though as she faces Wongirland, a trainee of the mysterious Wonderland Dojo: or 'Nojo' for short. We all know what Wongirland can do: she steals shows. Whether she steals Rachel's Title is another question but there's no doubt that this match will be incredible given the talent and heart of both women involved."
Match #4: LAWL 1337 Championship
Wongirland vs. Rachel Sky (c)
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Wongirland (X) [ - "Skycentennial" - 17:09 ) (O) Rachel Sky
[Dottie:] "We just a true triumph of will here as Rachel Sky somehow fought through the pain and numbness of that arm to win this match. A lot of people think Rachel is still naive but she proved something out there tonight: she's smart. Despite her arm being taken away from her, she was able to switch to an offense heavy on her legs and aerial ability. It wasn't until her final move that she went back to lifting Wongy, and that was after substantial rest. Wongy came so close to victory but I think she became a bit frustrated when Rachel refused to tap out of the plethora of submissions that she showed. I can't remember the last time I saw such variety and progression in a ssubmission arsenal. Wongy really turned on the pressure and Rachel's hanging limp arm was proof of that.
But one thing that wasn't limp was Rachel's will to win, and probably a lot of fans at home watching her. She fought through the pain, devised a way to get back into the match, and looked for the perfect opportunity to surprise Wongy and put the match away. This was one of Rachel's best victories yet because she really had to earn it from a place of near-defeat. Wongirland certainly impressed as well, showing how dangerous she is when working that arm. I'm sure she will get another Title opportunity soon."
[Dottie:] "That is it for tonight. We hope you enjoyed the show and are not thinking of bringing legal action against us for Maxine Warner's presence. If you are, we'll just send her to court to testify and you really really don't want that. Do what's in your best interest folks. ChiLAWLax and come back in a few months to watch the LAWL Summer SpectacuLAWLer and OG-Joshi on Ice."