Zone 5
Jul 2, 2012 2:05:06 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Jul 2, 2012 2:05:06 GMT -5
Orochi-O's Zone - Episode 5
Welcome to the fifth episode of the Orochi-O's Zone! Tonight we have an answer to the age old question: What would happen if a rapping robot from the future wrestles a rookie pirate from the present? We also have a rematch of the clock-burning encounter between newcomer JET Hamada vs. Thomas Mills. And for our main event, Jinchuu members Kyle Walker and James Ward have to answer for their crimes (or at least acknowledge them while laughing) in a tornado tag, barbed wire, landmine against Thunder Strike and the Marauder.
First we go to the ring where we see.... an obstruction. Apparently Anne tried to ride a pirate ship down to the ring on electric tracks. But S1sta C1rcuit has disabled the motion contraption and is rapping in the ring!
[S1sta:] "S0ftware pirates need to recognize, stealing my data leads to your demise.
Don't step to my bits like they're your supplies, or your neck is the thing I'm gonna paralyze."
Uh oh, apparently S1sta C1rcuit thinks Anne is a different kind of pirate and is taking this match personally. Anne, for her part, has no clue what S1sta is on about but is none too happy that she's getting blamed for her Captain Lucy Cutlass' crew stealing "data" when they really just wanted to steal gold. With this kind of molten heat between the two, you'd probablynever know this was an opening match for an alternate reality show!
Match 1: Sista C1rcuit vs. Anne O'Malley
Up next we have the rematch between a very well received Time Limit Draw between JET Hamada and Thomas "Don't call me General" Mills. Thomas is in the ring first without? a microphone.*
[Thomas:] "I keep hearing that my family's great wealth makes me a member of the "1%". But I'll have you all know that my finisher is set to 5%. Please stop re-distributing wrestler logic amongst new wrestlers like Hamada."
The crowd boos at this blatant ignorance and breaking of kayfabe (more the latter) as JET Hamada comes out. He dismisses the attempt of a ringhand to give him a microphone and is ready for action!
Match 2: JET Hamada vs. Thomas Mills
*And now we're ready for our main event! For those that remember a year ago, the Jinchuu faction of UBL made many people's lives into a nightmare. Orochi Geese was it's main target. But Thunder Strike was also severely injured by Jinchuu as was the Marauder. However, the Marauder is not here to avenge his own injuries but those suffered by his best friend, Goro Yamashita. Goro was set on fire by Jinchuu. And so Marauder suggested this match to get some payback. But trying to be more violent then Kyle Walker may not be a wise or winning choice, and James Ward proved he had more up his mental sleeve then he once let onto. This will be a war, one that should have happened in reality (well, the main e-fed world...is that reality?) but will now happen in this second reality where nothing is as it seems and I can put 2+2=4 math equations in the match build. Neither team has anything to say to each other which is fortunate as their mutual hatred blinds the production team.
Match 3: Thunder Strike/Marauder vs. Kyle Walker/James Ward
OG-FPD Proverb:
Welcome to the fifth episode of the Orochi-O's Zone! Tonight we have an answer to the age old question: What would happen if a rapping robot from the future wrestles a rookie pirate from the present? We also have a rematch of the clock-burning encounter between newcomer JET Hamada vs. Thomas Mills. And for our main event, Jinchuu members Kyle Walker and James Ward have to answer for their crimes (or at least acknowledge them while laughing) in a tornado tag, barbed wire, landmine against Thunder Strike and the Marauder.
First we go to the ring where we see.... an obstruction. Apparently Anne tried to ride a pirate ship down to the ring on electric tracks. But S1sta C1rcuit has disabled the motion contraption and is rapping in the ring!
[S1sta:] "S0ftware pirates need to recognize, stealing my data leads to your demise.
Don't step to my bits like they're your supplies, or your neck is the thing I'm gonna paralyze."
Uh oh, apparently S1sta C1rcuit thinks Anne is a different kind of pirate and is taking this match personally. Anne, for her part, has no clue what S1sta is on about but is none too happy that she's getting blamed for her Captain Lucy Cutlass' crew stealing "data" when they really just wanted to steal gold. With this kind of molten heat between the two, you'd probablynever know this was an opening match for an alternate reality show!
Match 1: Sista C1rcuit vs. Anne O'Malley
Up next we have the rematch between a very well received Time Limit Draw between JET Hamada and Thomas "Don't call me General" Mills. Thomas is in the ring first without? a microphone.*
[Thomas:] "I keep hearing that my family's great wealth makes me a member of the "1%". But I'll have you all know that my finisher is set to 5%. Please stop re-distributing wrestler logic amongst new wrestlers like Hamada."
The crowd boos at this blatant ignorance and breaking of kayfabe (more the latter) as JET Hamada comes out. He dismisses the attempt of a ringhand to give him a microphone and is ready for action!
Match 2: JET Hamada vs. Thomas Mills
*And now we're ready for our main event! For those that remember a year ago, the Jinchuu faction of UBL made many people's lives into a nightmare. Orochi Geese was it's main target. But Thunder Strike was also severely injured by Jinchuu as was the Marauder. However, the Marauder is not here to avenge his own injuries but those suffered by his best friend, Goro Yamashita. Goro was set on fire by Jinchuu. And so Marauder suggested this match to get some payback. But trying to be more violent then Kyle Walker may not be a wise or winning choice, and James Ward proved he had more up his mental sleeve then he once let onto. This will be a war, one that should have happened in reality (well, the main e-fed world...is that reality?) but will now happen in this second reality where nothing is as it seems and I can put 2+2=4 math equations in the match build. Neither team has anything to say to each other which is fortunate as their mutual hatred blinds the production team.
Match 3: Thunder Strike/Marauder vs. Kyle Walker/James Ward
OG-FPD Proverb:
John Randolph: "What do you get when you mix a frenchman, a mime, and SATAN?"
Furis: "An interesting party?"
John: *NO! The insane demonic french mime wrestler, Marquis de Douleur!!"
Furis: "An interesting party?"
John: *NO! The insane demonic french mime wrestler, Marquis de Douleur!!"