Chicks with cliques
Dec 11, 2011 3:07:57 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Dec 11, 2011 3:07:57 GMT -5
(Geese's note: Immortal isn't until late Monday night/early Tuesday morning. I'm just posting this promo now to keep the OG-Joshi -> UBL -> OG-Joshi -> UBL "RP rhythm" going since there's just one UBL RP left before the show. )
*We're in Holly's old locker room on the afternoon of OG-FPD Immortal. Unlike she was at Ragnarok, she is now accompanied by sufficient security in the gregarious form of Mr. Figaro.*
[Holly:] "So, have you met up with Kim since you got back?"
[Figaro:] "She was home in England the last few months and had no reason to come back here once the sale was announced."
[Holly:] "No reason!? What about you!?"
*Figaro blushes and laughs*
[Holly:] "Well, what about Patty Sirloin?"
[Figaro:] "Narai actually knocked her out in a match and she still has a concussion."
[Holly:] "Oh please. I thought you knew that when girls complain about 'having a headache' they don't actually mean it."
[Figaro:] "Glad to hear Celes didn't reform your sense of humor."
*There is a knock on the door and Figaro goes over to investigate.*
[Figaro:] "Olly olly oxen free?"
[Holly:] "Careful, it could be a vampire again. You may have just offered him free oxen to feed on."
[Figaro:] "I'll take my chances."
*A female voice is heard on the other side of the door.*
"I'll drain your oxen!"
*Figaro turns pale and Holly sighs before quietly laughing a little bit.*
[Holly:] "Sandy? Fine, let her in."
[Sandy:] "No, don't! It's a trap!"
*As Figaro slowly opens the door, it suddenly gets pushed wide open, knocking him back a few paces. Sandy starts screaming as an enraged Juli Krieger makes a mad rush to attack a shocked Holly! But Juli doesn't get more then two steps before she's FLATTENED by a Figaro elbow. Figaro rolls his eyes and shakes his head in disgust, picks Juli up by her mullet, and heaves her outside the locker room by her pants. Juli lands face first and slides on the hard floor before getting up in a rage. She tries to run back into the room only for Figaro to meet her outside and easily hoist her up in a press slam. He slams her against the ceiling and throw her back onto the floor, kicking her in the stomach after she lands. She slowly gets up, curses at Figaro, and attempts another running attack but is knocked unconscious by a spinning Final Figaro Elbow. A few medics come by and place Juli on a stretcher. Holly looks at Figaro, who has come back inside, and is stretching his arm out while swinging it in a circle.*
[Holly:] "You all right?"
[Figaro:] "Juli's got a hard head but I'm fine. She was foolish in pushing me backward. All she did was give me room to strike with more momentum. She should have stayed back and run at me with a lariat rather then blocking her self up against the door."
[Holly:] "I certainly didn't choose her due to any intelligence."
[Figaro:] "Same goes for this lost sheep."
*He points to a shaking Sandy who peeked her head into the room. Holly motions her in and Figaro shuts the door after her.*
[Sandy:] "I...tried to warn you. I didn't know what to do!"
[Holly:] "They threatened you?"
[Sandy:] "Linda said that unless I get you to open the door, she'd have Juli hurt me. Holly...they did the same thing last year with the letter! I never wanted to 'kick you out' of our group. You were the group. Without you, we were nothing but misfits."
*Sandy starts crying and Holly softens her expression.*
[Sandy:] "I...never wanted to stop being your friend. You were the only one who ever believed in me! No one else helped me like you did. When I found out what happened with that tacky vampire, I felt terrible! But I couldn't go visit you or else Linda said Juli would beat me up. And I even had to wrestle Inza. They wanted me to hurt her after the match and I didn't know what to do. I tried my best to mess up the attack to make sure she was safe. But this whole year for me has been awful."
[Figaro:] "More like whore-ible."
[Sandy:] "Yeah! That too!"
*Figaro laughs as Holly rolls her eyes.*
[Holly:] "Listen, it's not your fault that I was attacked by Furis last year. I don't even think Krieger could have stopped him if she wanted to so it's a moot point that I wasn't allowed in your locker room. And if you were threatened by Sandy and Juli and couldn't talk to me ever since, I understand that. That letter you sent though, it hurt me pretty bad. It came right as I opened up emotionally and it was one of the first things back on my mind when I woke up from the coma."
*Sandy continues crying and it takes a few seconds for her to regain her composure.*
[Sandy:] "But I didn't write it! Since when do I write letters!? Or write anything other then signing credit card bills with hearts and junk!? Heck, Linda didn't write it either. And Juli can't write in English. They got some random fan to write it after Linda 'did things'...for him. 'Mouth things'...like scream at him until he finished writing it! I would never ever say anything bad about you, Holly. You protected me and actually helped me gain some self esteem. I'm not a great wrestler, or even a good one, but by improving at something, I actually started caring about my life. Really caring. I can never thank you enough for that."
[Figaro:] "If you try, can I get it on video?"
*Holly laughs and hits Figaro in the shoulder.*
[Sandy:] "Anyway, I'm probably done with wrestling."
[Holly:] "Why? You actually were getting to be a half decent wrestler."
[Sandy:] "Cause you're done with it. And now that you broke me away from Juli and Linda, I really don't have anything left to wrestle for. They were just keeping me on by threatening me. Even though they said I sucked, they liked having strength in numbers. But I doubt they will come back and harass me after what Figaro just did, and how easily he did it."
[Figaro:] "I am pretty incredible."
[Holly:] "Sandy, I know how you feel. I also used pro wrestling as a way to feel better about myself. It took me a while to truly appreciate the sport but I always enjoyed winning. Even though I did a lot of 'whore-ible' things over the last ten years, I don't count regaining my self esteem through competition as one of them. If you like that part too, you should continue. The lessons you learned about improving when you actually put the effort in had to have helped and put you on the right track.
But Sandy, there are other things you are good at. Besides...well, 'that'. You just need to find them. I don't think I'm gonna keep in touch with too many people from my days here but, Sandy, you can call me anytime."
*Sandy rushes over and tries to hug Holly but Holly holds her arms out stopping her.*
[Holly:] "But no hugs until you go for that visit at the CDC like I suggested, ok?"
*Sandy laughs and nods. Holly wraps her hand in a towel and pats Sandy on the back.*
[Sandy:] "So...can I watch the show with you? That's all I wanted to do last year."
[Holly:] "Of course. I'm gonna need someone to talk to when I have to watch Moreno show her ugly mug wearing my old belt."
*Figaro clears his throat.*
[Holly:] "I meant girl talk."
[Figaro:] "I can gossip with the best of them! Did you know Clyde has a picture of Kat Black in his ninja wallet!? And that I gave him that wallet!! With the picture! Or that Celes actually wears combat boots sometimes!?"
*The three laugh as the scene fades.*
*We're in Holly's old locker room on the afternoon of OG-FPD Immortal. Unlike she was at Ragnarok, she is now accompanied by sufficient security in the gregarious form of Mr. Figaro.*
[Holly:] "So, have you met up with Kim since you got back?"
[Figaro:] "She was home in England the last few months and had no reason to come back here once the sale was announced."
[Holly:] "No reason!? What about you!?"
*Figaro blushes and laughs*
[Holly:] "Well, what about Patty Sirloin?"
[Figaro:] "Narai actually knocked her out in a match and she still has a concussion."
[Holly:] "Oh please. I thought you knew that when girls complain about 'having a headache' they don't actually mean it."
[Figaro:] "Glad to hear Celes didn't reform your sense of humor."
*There is a knock on the door and Figaro goes over to investigate.*
[Figaro:] "Olly olly oxen free?"
[Holly:] "Careful, it could be a vampire again. You may have just offered him free oxen to feed on."
[Figaro:] "I'll take my chances."
*A female voice is heard on the other side of the door.*
"I'll drain your oxen!"
*Figaro turns pale and Holly sighs before quietly laughing a little bit.*
[Holly:] "Sandy? Fine, let her in."
[Sandy:] "No, don't! It's a trap!"
*As Figaro slowly opens the door, it suddenly gets pushed wide open, knocking him back a few paces. Sandy starts screaming as an enraged Juli Krieger makes a mad rush to attack a shocked Holly! But Juli doesn't get more then two steps before she's FLATTENED by a Figaro elbow. Figaro rolls his eyes and shakes his head in disgust, picks Juli up by her mullet, and heaves her outside the locker room by her pants. Juli lands face first and slides on the hard floor before getting up in a rage. She tries to run back into the room only for Figaro to meet her outside and easily hoist her up in a press slam. He slams her against the ceiling and throw her back onto the floor, kicking her in the stomach after she lands. She slowly gets up, curses at Figaro, and attempts another running attack but is knocked unconscious by a spinning Final Figaro Elbow. A few medics come by and place Juli on a stretcher. Holly looks at Figaro, who has come back inside, and is stretching his arm out while swinging it in a circle.*
[Holly:] "You all right?"
[Figaro:] "Juli's got a hard head but I'm fine. She was foolish in pushing me backward. All she did was give me room to strike with more momentum. She should have stayed back and run at me with a lariat rather then blocking her self up against the door."
[Holly:] "I certainly didn't choose her due to any intelligence."
[Figaro:] "Same goes for this lost sheep."
*He points to a shaking Sandy who peeked her head into the room. Holly motions her in and Figaro shuts the door after her.*
[Sandy:] "I...tried to warn you. I didn't know what to do!"
[Holly:] "They threatened you?"
[Sandy:] "Linda said that unless I get you to open the door, she'd have Juli hurt me. Holly...they did the same thing last year with the letter! I never wanted to 'kick you out' of our group. You were the group. Without you, we were nothing but misfits."
*Sandy starts crying and Holly softens her expression.*
[Sandy:] "I...never wanted to stop being your friend. You were the only one who ever believed in me! No one else helped me like you did. When I found out what happened with that tacky vampire, I felt terrible! But I couldn't go visit you or else Linda said Juli would beat me up. And I even had to wrestle Inza. They wanted me to hurt her after the match and I didn't know what to do. I tried my best to mess up the attack to make sure she was safe. But this whole year for me has been awful."
[Figaro:] "More like whore-ible."
[Sandy:] "Yeah! That too!"
*Figaro laughs as Holly rolls her eyes.*
[Holly:] "Listen, it's not your fault that I was attacked by Furis last year. I don't even think Krieger could have stopped him if she wanted to so it's a moot point that I wasn't allowed in your locker room. And if you were threatened by Sandy and Juli and couldn't talk to me ever since, I understand that. That letter you sent though, it hurt me pretty bad. It came right as I opened up emotionally and it was one of the first things back on my mind when I woke up from the coma."
*Sandy continues crying and it takes a few seconds for her to regain her composure.*
[Sandy:] "But I didn't write it! Since when do I write letters!? Or write anything other then signing credit card bills with hearts and junk!? Heck, Linda didn't write it either. And Juli can't write in English. They got some random fan to write it after Linda 'did things'...for him. 'Mouth things'...like scream at him until he finished writing it! I would never ever say anything bad about you, Holly. You protected me and actually helped me gain some self esteem. I'm not a great wrestler, or even a good one, but by improving at something, I actually started caring about my life. Really caring. I can never thank you enough for that."
[Figaro:] "If you try, can I get it on video?"
*Holly laughs and hits Figaro in the shoulder.*
[Sandy:] "Anyway, I'm probably done with wrestling."
[Holly:] "Why? You actually were getting to be a half decent wrestler."
[Sandy:] "Cause you're done with it. And now that you broke me away from Juli and Linda, I really don't have anything left to wrestle for. They were just keeping me on by threatening me. Even though they said I sucked, they liked having strength in numbers. But I doubt they will come back and harass me after what Figaro just did, and how easily he did it."
[Figaro:] "I am pretty incredible."
[Holly:] "Sandy, I know how you feel. I also used pro wrestling as a way to feel better about myself. It took me a while to truly appreciate the sport but I always enjoyed winning. Even though I did a lot of 'whore-ible' things over the last ten years, I don't count regaining my self esteem through competition as one of them. If you like that part too, you should continue. The lessons you learned about improving when you actually put the effort in had to have helped and put you on the right track.
But Sandy, there are other things you are good at. Besides...well, 'that'. You just need to find them. I don't think I'm gonna keep in touch with too many people from my days here but, Sandy, you can call me anytime."
*Sandy rushes over and tries to hug Holly but Holly holds her arms out stopping her.*
[Holly:] "But no hugs until you go for that visit at the CDC like I suggested, ok?"
*Sandy laughs and nods. Holly wraps her hand in a towel and pats Sandy on the back.*
[Sandy:] "So...can I watch the show with you? That's all I wanted to do last year."
[Holly:] "Of course. I'm gonna need someone to talk to when I have to watch Moreno show her ugly mug wearing my old belt."
*Figaro clears his throat.*
[Holly:] "I meant girl talk."
[Figaro:] "I can gossip with the best of them! Did you know Clyde has a picture of Kat Black in his ninja wallet!? And that I gave him that wallet!! With the picture! Or that Celes actually wears combat boots sometimes!?"
*The three laugh as the scene fades.*