Dizzy on Regis and Kelly
Feb 15, 2007 2:56:10 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 2:56:10 GMT -5
Dizzy Promo 2
-We're in a TV studio, and sitting in a pair of raised chairs are none other than Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa! The two of them talk back and forth with a wonderful banter, about subjects like... well, who knows. They're bantering, but the camera shutters to the backstage area, where we have a young brunette girl standing alongside a man with a clipboard, and a fancy headset walkie talkie set up - a PA. The girl, Dizzy, as you might've guessed - bounces from foot to foot... her jeans have suspenders connected to them, but not slung over her shoulders, and as she bounces back and forth, the suspenders flip in the air behind her, and her shirt just barely covers her flat stomach, revealing a little skin underneath.-
[PA:] "Now, Miss Cavuto... are you a little nervous?"
[Dizzy:] "Yeah, just a little... but that's okay! I need to be strong and calm and not stutter for all my Dizzaroos!"
[PA:] "...Dizzaroos?"
[Dizzy:] "Well, yeah! Hulk Hogan has Hulkamaniacs... The Rock has The People... so, why shouldn't I have a name for my fans?"
[PA:] "Because you haven't actually wrestled your first match for OG-FPD yet. You might be getting ahead of yourself there, don't you think? Just a little ahead of yourself?"
[Dizzy:] "Hm... yeah, maybe just a little. Oh, I don't wanna embarrass myself, that I don't! This is a big show, and I wanna do well on it, so that peoples will watch the OG-FPD show, and see me wrestle, 'cuz I'm wrestling Holly and Jo Ryder, and they're both REALLY NICE women, why, I was talking to Holly the other day and she said to me, you know what she said? She said, "Dizzy, you look about as threatening as a booger!" That's really nice of her to say, I know I don't look like any kind of tough girl, but I'm gonna wrestle my best and maybe then people will think I'm more threatening than boogers!"
[PA:] "I don't think she was complementing you."
[Dizzy:] "And then Jo Ryder, oh, she's so nice, she's all like, "Hey, Dizzy, do you wanna wrestle on a show I'm sponsoring later this year?" and I'm all "DO I?!" 'cuz, you know, I do wanna wrestle, I LIKE WRESTLING, 'cuz it's fun and people from home are watching me on TV and they say, "Diane, we believe in you!" and stuff, and MY OWN DADDY CALLED ME DIZZY! WOW! That was cool, 'cuz I like hearing people call me this name, 'cuz it's like being everybody's best friend! And there's this boy who works for her, OH MY GAWD! He's so cute and wonderful, even though he has a funny name and says a lot of bad words-"
[PA:] "I really need to prepare you for your interview, Miss Cavuto! Are you still nervous?"
[Dizzy:] "A little. Does it show?"
[PA:] "Well... here's a trick I use when I get a little nervous... just pretend that you're talking ONLY to Regis and Kelly, pretend that you AREN'T being watched by millions of people at home..."
[Dizzy:] "Wait, millions?"
[PA:] "And THEN, for the people in the studio audience, pretend they're all in their underwear or something."
[Dizzy:] "In their UNDERWEAR?!"
[PA:] "OKAY, it's time for your interview! Ready, cue music... and GO!"
-Camera cut to the staging area, where Dizzy is shoved through the curtains and looks at the audience... her eyes go wide, a "deer in headlights" look... she waves a little and tries to smile to the audience... Regis eventually gets fed up with waiting for her and moves out to lead her to her seat to begin the interview.-
[Regis Philbin:] "We're joined now by a young girl, Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, who'll be making QUITE an impact in her first match on Pay Per View, in OG-FPD's Murderer's Row show. Now, Diane, do you prefer being called by your nickname or your real name?"
-Dizzy looks out at the audience and into the cameras... and makes a little sqeak.-
[Kelly Ripa:] "I think she could be a little overwhelmed here."
[Dizzy:] "D-di-di-di-d-d-d-d-di-did-dizz-dizz-Dizzy'll do, thankyaver'much."
[Kelly Ripa:] "At Murderer's Row, you'll be wrestling both Holly and Jo Ryder to crown the FIRST OG-FPD Joshi Champion, now, what is a "Joshi" and why does there need to be a champion of it?"
[Dizzy:] "J-j-j-j-jo-jo-jo-josh-jo-joshi, uh, is uhm., well, er, kinda like you know uh, wo-wo-women's women's uh, women's wr-wr-wr-wrestling..."
-Dizzy spins to look over the audience and back to the cameras before shutting her eyes, and muttering to herself under her breath, before speaking up with her eyes still shut-
[Dizzy:] "Joshi is women's wrestling, but I think it's a Japanese namey thing, 'cuz I don't know what Josh or I has to do with women, but okay."
[Regis Philbin:] "Now, Dizzy... this is television. You need to open your eyes and look around at people, because these are the people who're all gonna be watching and cheering you on to becoming the OG-FPD Joshi Champion."
-Dizzy slightly opens one eye to take a peek, then gets a little more confidence... opening both and looking out over the crowd, she waves a little to the crowd... and her forced smile relaxes, becoming a bit more natural... and she turns to Regis and Kelly.-
[Dizzy:] "Okey-dokey! Ready for my next question, that I am!"
[Regis Philbin:] "You'll be facing both Holly and Jo Ryder, but what do you have to say about them?"
[Dizzy:] "Holly is kinda snarky, but kinda nice, too in her own weird way. She's all worried about me, 'cuz she said "Dizzy, I don't think THAT is what you should be wearing to the ring, you should wear something like THIS!" - it was all black and leather and tight and had lots of skin showing and I was like, "GASP!" 'cuz it didn't fit right and it showed my butt, like, all of it! I've seen her wrestle before and she's pretty good, so I'm looking forward to wrestling her!
And Jo Ryder, oh... she's been around wrestling for a long time, and she's beaten just about EVERYBODY, she's like Ric Flair or Harley Race or S. D. Jones but with Mommy Parts!"
[Kelly Ripa:] "...Mommy Parts?"
[Dizzy:] "To just be IN THE RING with Jo Ryder is an honor, and to be in the ring with her and Holly at the same time is the greatest opportunity I could ever have, like, ever! For serious, dude!"
[Regis Philbin:] "Well, this enthusiastic young gal can be seen on OG-FPD Television, the Murderer's Row Pay Per View, she'll be wrestling against Holly and Jo Ryder; thank you for being on the show, Dizzy!"
[Dizzy:] "It was fun! And thank you all for wearing all your clean underwear today, my Dizzaroos!"
-The audience murmurs in confusion, and Dizzy leaves, the suspenders bouncing against the back of her legs as she skips off the stage... and the scene fades to commercials.-
-We're in a TV studio, and sitting in a pair of raised chairs are none other than Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa! The two of them talk back and forth with a wonderful banter, about subjects like... well, who knows. They're bantering, but the camera shutters to the backstage area, where we have a young brunette girl standing alongside a man with a clipboard, and a fancy headset walkie talkie set up - a PA. The girl, Dizzy, as you might've guessed - bounces from foot to foot... her jeans have suspenders connected to them, but not slung over her shoulders, and as she bounces back and forth, the suspenders flip in the air behind her, and her shirt just barely covers her flat stomach, revealing a little skin underneath.-
[PA:] "Now, Miss Cavuto... are you a little nervous?"
[Dizzy:] "Yeah, just a little... but that's okay! I need to be strong and calm and not stutter for all my Dizzaroos!"
[PA:] "...Dizzaroos?"
[Dizzy:] "Well, yeah! Hulk Hogan has Hulkamaniacs... The Rock has The People... so, why shouldn't I have a name for my fans?"
[PA:] "Because you haven't actually wrestled your first match for OG-FPD yet. You might be getting ahead of yourself there, don't you think? Just a little ahead of yourself?"
[Dizzy:] "Hm... yeah, maybe just a little. Oh, I don't wanna embarrass myself, that I don't! This is a big show, and I wanna do well on it, so that peoples will watch the OG-FPD show, and see me wrestle, 'cuz I'm wrestling Holly and Jo Ryder, and they're both REALLY NICE women, why, I was talking to Holly the other day and she said to me, you know what she said? She said, "Dizzy, you look about as threatening as a booger!" That's really nice of her to say, I know I don't look like any kind of tough girl, but I'm gonna wrestle my best and maybe then people will think I'm more threatening than boogers!"
[PA:] "I don't think she was complementing you."
[Dizzy:] "And then Jo Ryder, oh, she's so nice, she's all like, "Hey, Dizzy, do you wanna wrestle on a show I'm sponsoring later this year?" and I'm all "DO I?!" 'cuz, you know, I do wanna wrestle, I LIKE WRESTLING, 'cuz it's fun and people from home are watching me on TV and they say, "Diane, we believe in you!" and stuff, and MY OWN DADDY CALLED ME DIZZY! WOW! That was cool, 'cuz I like hearing people call me this name, 'cuz it's like being everybody's best friend! And there's this boy who works for her, OH MY GAWD! He's so cute and wonderful, even though he has a funny name and says a lot of bad words-"
[PA:] "I really need to prepare you for your interview, Miss Cavuto! Are you still nervous?"
[Dizzy:] "A little. Does it show?"
[PA:] "Well... here's a trick I use when I get a little nervous... just pretend that you're talking ONLY to Regis and Kelly, pretend that you AREN'T being watched by millions of people at home..."
[Dizzy:] "Wait, millions?"
[PA:] "And THEN, for the people in the studio audience, pretend they're all in their underwear or something."
[Dizzy:] "In their UNDERWEAR?!"
[PA:] "OKAY, it's time for your interview! Ready, cue music... and GO!"
-Camera cut to the staging area, where Dizzy is shoved through the curtains and looks at the audience... her eyes go wide, a "deer in headlights" look... she waves a little and tries to smile to the audience... Regis eventually gets fed up with waiting for her and moves out to lead her to her seat to begin the interview.-
[Regis Philbin:] "We're joined now by a young girl, Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, who'll be making QUITE an impact in her first match on Pay Per View, in OG-FPD's Murderer's Row show. Now, Diane, do you prefer being called by your nickname or your real name?"
-Dizzy looks out at the audience and into the cameras... and makes a little sqeak.-
[Kelly Ripa:] "I think she could be a little overwhelmed here."
[Dizzy:] "D-di-di-di-d-d-d-d-di-did-dizz-dizz-Dizzy'll do, thankyaver'much."
[Kelly Ripa:] "At Murderer's Row, you'll be wrestling both Holly and Jo Ryder to crown the FIRST OG-FPD Joshi Champion, now, what is a "Joshi" and why does there need to be a champion of it?"
[Dizzy:] "J-j-j-j-jo-jo-jo-josh-jo-joshi, uh, is uhm., well, er, kinda like you know uh, wo-wo-women's women's uh, women's wr-wr-wr-wrestling..."
-Dizzy spins to look over the audience and back to the cameras before shutting her eyes, and muttering to herself under her breath, before speaking up with her eyes still shut-
[Dizzy:] "Joshi is women's wrestling, but I think it's a Japanese namey thing, 'cuz I don't know what Josh or I has to do with women, but okay."
[Regis Philbin:] "Now, Dizzy... this is television. You need to open your eyes and look around at people, because these are the people who're all gonna be watching and cheering you on to becoming the OG-FPD Joshi Champion."
-Dizzy slightly opens one eye to take a peek, then gets a little more confidence... opening both and looking out over the crowd, she waves a little to the crowd... and her forced smile relaxes, becoming a bit more natural... and she turns to Regis and Kelly.-
[Dizzy:] "Okey-dokey! Ready for my next question, that I am!"
[Regis Philbin:] "You'll be facing both Holly and Jo Ryder, but what do you have to say about them?"
[Dizzy:] "Holly is kinda snarky, but kinda nice, too in her own weird way. She's all worried about me, 'cuz she said "Dizzy, I don't think THAT is what you should be wearing to the ring, you should wear something like THIS!" - it was all black and leather and tight and had lots of skin showing and I was like, "GASP!" 'cuz it didn't fit right and it showed my butt, like, all of it! I've seen her wrestle before and she's pretty good, so I'm looking forward to wrestling her!
And Jo Ryder, oh... she's been around wrestling for a long time, and she's beaten just about EVERYBODY, she's like Ric Flair or Harley Race or S. D. Jones but with Mommy Parts!"
[Kelly Ripa:] "...Mommy Parts?"
[Dizzy:] "To just be IN THE RING with Jo Ryder is an honor, and to be in the ring with her and Holly at the same time is the greatest opportunity I could ever have, like, ever! For serious, dude!"
[Regis Philbin:] "Well, this enthusiastic young gal can be seen on OG-FPD Television, the Murderer's Row Pay Per View, she'll be wrestling against Holly and Jo Ryder; thank you for being on the show, Dizzy!"
[Dizzy:] "It was fun! And thank you all for wearing all your clean underwear today, my Dizzaroos!"
-The audience murmurs in confusion, and Dizzy leaves, the suspenders bouncing against the back of her legs as she skips off the stage... and the scene fades to commercials.-