Jo Ryder's OG-Joshi debut
Feb 15, 2007 2:55:41 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 2:55:41 GMT -5
Jo Ryder Addresses OG-FPD
Jo Ryder - special for OG-FPD
-As the scene opens, we are treated to the words "Team Ryder" - and the big announcer voice..-
"And now, a few words from Jo Ryder - special to OG-FPD."
-The scene transitions, and we see a red-haired woman in a business suit behind a desk, her arms crossed at the wrist as she smiles lightly towards the camera. Her hair is pulled back into a bun, and her black suit pressed and kept neat - the dark green tie resting in between the swell of her chest; and at her fingers are a number of papers, with a laptop computer within reaching distance.-
[Jo Ryder:] "Hello, OG-FPD faithful! My name is Joann L. Ryder; preferably called "Jo." You see, ladies and gentlemen, I am the matriarch of a wrestling stable known as Team Ryder; and we put on a series of events referred to as the Team Ryder Expo.
After a special show featuring the Orochi-O's company, and a match between myself and Holly - a match which I won - I returned to my day to day activities of keeping a stable of young men in shape - physically as well as mentally. The days were balanced out with my series of business transactions - I am an avid stocks trader, as well as an owner of my own Ryder Management Group, LLC., dedicated in representing the finest athletes in the world - such as my Team Ryder group. As you can tell, I like to say my own name, so let me remind you that you're listening to one Jo Ryder speak to YOU, OG-FPD fans, about what will be coming up soon...
As you all know by now, the OG-FPD Joshi Championship match is coming up soon - a match that I was invited to personally by Holly. Holly is a fine young woman who just simply lacks the wrestling experience to consistently compete with me, but I do enjoy a good and thorough humiliation of proud young women, which made my presence in this match up a NECESSITY. How could I resist the invitation?
My other opponent is a woman, Diane Cavuto, better known as Dizzy - and in the interest of full disclosure, I have been pursuing her as a potential member of Team Ryder. I know enough about her to know that she cannot be taken lightly, but as I am Jo Ryder - and thus, as the Goddess of Professional Wrestling - am better than her and will be surely able to defeat her soundly, whether it be with my varied german suplex offense, or perhaps through a forced submission with my Ryder Crossface, or Queen's Clutch.
Why, I could go on and on about why I'm better than both these women, but I can purposefully lay it out simply: I am better than both of these women because neither of them are fortunate to have been touched by the greatness that permeates the very fiber of my being.
Thank you for your time, and God bless."
-She waves a hand and the scene fades to black.-
Jo Ryder - special for OG-FPD
-As the scene opens, we are treated to the words "Team Ryder" - and the big announcer voice..-
"And now, a few words from Jo Ryder - special to OG-FPD."
-The scene transitions, and we see a red-haired woman in a business suit behind a desk, her arms crossed at the wrist as she smiles lightly towards the camera. Her hair is pulled back into a bun, and her black suit pressed and kept neat - the dark green tie resting in between the swell of her chest; and at her fingers are a number of papers, with a laptop computer within reaching distance.-
[Jo Ryder:] "Hello, OG-FPD faithful! My name is Joann L. Ryder; preferably called "Jo." You see, ladies and gentlemen, I am the matriarch of a wrestling stable known as Team Ryder; and we put on a series of events referred to as the Team Ryder Expo.
After a special show featuring the Orochi-O's company, and a match between myself and Holly - a match which I won - I returned to my day to day activities of keeping a stable of young men in shape - physically as well as mentally. The days were balanced out with my series of business transactions - I am an avid stocks trader, as well as an owner of my own Ryder Management Group, LLC., dedicated in representing the finest athletes in the world - such as my Team Ryder group. As you can tell, I like to say my own name, so let me remind you that you're listening to one Jo Ryder speak to YOU, OG-FPD fans, about what will be coming up soon...
As you all know by now, the OG-FPD Joshi Championship match is coming up soon - a match that I was invited to personally by Holly. Holly is a fine young woman who just simply lacks the wrestling experience to consistently compete with me, but I do enjoy a good and thorough humiliation of proud young women, which made my presence in this match up a NECESSITY. How could I resist the invitation?
My other opponent is a woman, Diane Cavuto, better known as Dizzy - and in the interest of full disclosure, I have been pursuing her as a potential member of Team Ryder. I know enough about her to know that she cannot be taken lightly, but as I am Jo Ryder - and thus, as the Goddess of Professional Wrestling - am better than her and will be surely able to defeat her soundly, whether it be with my varied german suplex offense, or perhaps through a forced submission with my Ryder Crossface, or Queen's Clutch.
Why, I could go on and on about why I'm better than both these women, but I can purposefully lay it out simply: I am better than both of these women because neither of them are fortunate to have been touched by the greatness that permeates the very fiber of my being.
Thank you for your time, and God bless."
-She waves a hand and the scene fades to black.-