Summer SpectacuLAWLer 2011
Jul 21, 2011 23:25:58 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Jul 21, 2011 23:25:58 GMT -5
*Gloria Reyes is standing in front of a LAWL banner which has a little sun superimposed on the top left.*
[Gloria:] "LAWLiday 2011 was a show that won't be forgotten any time soon. And while I'd like to think that was primarily due to the positives on the show like the excellent wrestling, I'm not naive. We all agree Miss Alicia Gordon treated the OMG Title, the OMG Champion, and our promotion with disrespect. And so it was not unexpected when we...*Gloria flinches a bit* came to terms with her on her departure.
As an indirect result, we need a new top contender for the OMG Title. Luckily we have the #1 Contender Title tournament of 2010 to closely study in order to figure out who would be best to challenge our Champion, Jenny McLanahan, next.
On the next show, Summer SpectacuLAWLer, former 1337 Champion Grace Reyes will wrestle Iara Andrade. Both women were defeated by Alicia in the tournament but had very strong showings. Grace even made it to the finals. And given the words exchanged between Grace and Iara at LAWLiday, I felt this would be a good opportunity for them to wrestle each other.
Next up is a grudge match between my other sister, Marie, and Catalina Maggia. We were all shocked to see Catalina "participate" in LAWLiday but given Catalina's history with Marie, perhaps it was just a matter of time before that happened. Due to Marie's request to not delay the inevitable any further, since it's clear Catalina has come here to target her, we will allow them to wrestle. If Catalina is under the false belief that she can get away with ultra violence here, I only need point her to the recent personnel exit I touched on earlier."
*Gloria frowns, clears her throat and then gets a smile back on her face.*
[Gloria:] "The next match will feature an exciting team debuting in LAWL. The LAWL "Rangers". yellow and pink, will face our famous Las Platanos Microondas in a match sure to entertain everyone. Hopefully the fans have no problems differentiating between the appearances of Ranger Yellow and the bananas. But my guess is their behavior will be quite different.
Our semi-main event of the night is one of bittersweet implications. Lucky Lupe has asked me for one final chance at the 1337 Title. As a former 1337 Champion, she loves that Title so much that she's willing to stake her career on it. If she does not defeat Lucy Cutlass, Lupe will retire from in ring competition. I am sure this match will be very hotly contested and will tug on everyone's heart strings.
In fact, that could have been the main event on any show given all that is at stake. But we have a big surprise. The A/S/L Titles will be defended two shows in a row, this time earning the main event slot. The current Champions, the Jiminez Sisters, have somehow misunderstood the influence of their newly earned Titles. Right after winning them from the long time Champions, the Jacquelyn-Hyde Connection, the Jiminez Sisters declared that they will 'take the next show off and decide on who they will beat next.'
*Gloria smiles.*
[Gloria:] "Perhaps I missed something in the contract for the LAWLiday Title match but I am not quite sure winning those Titles gave you my job. Last I checked, I made the matches, including the Title Shots and vacation day assignments. But don't take this as a power play, I'm doing this for the fans. Given the excellent display we saw from both teams at LAWLiday, the match that the fans loved the most, we're gonna do it again. Jacquelyn Archer and Angelica Hyde will get a Title rematch on the main event of Summer SpectacuLAWLer. We will see you all there!"
*Gloria puts up a poster behind her next to the LAWL banner that has the card.*
1) OMG Title #1 Contendership: Iara Andrade vs. Grace Reyes
2) Marie Reyes vs. Catalina Maggia
3) LAWL Rangers vs. Las Platanos Microondas
4) 1337 Title: Lucky Lupe vs. Lucy Cutlass (c)
5) A/S/L Titles: Hyde/Archer vs. Jiminez Sisters (c)
[Gloria:] "LAWLiday 2011 was a show that won't be forgotten any time soon. And while I'd like to think that was primarily due to the positives on the show like the excellent wrestling, I'm not naive. We all agree Miss Alicia Gordon treated the OMG Title, the OMG Champion, and our promotion with disrespect. And so it was not unexpected when we...*Gloria flinches a bit* came to terms with her on her departure.
As an indirect result, we need a new top contender for the OMG Title. Luckily we have the #1 Contender Title tournament of 2010 to closely study in order to figure out who would be best to challenge our Champion, Jenny McLanahan, next.
On the next show, Summer SpectacuLAWLer, former 1337 Champion Grace Reyes will wrestle Iara Andrade. Both women were defeated by Alicia in the tournament but had very strong showings. Grace even made it to the finals. And given the words exchanged between Grace and Iara at LAWLiday, I felt this would be a good opportunity for them to wrestle each other.
Next up is a grudge match between my other sister, Marie, and Catalina Maggia. We were all shocked to see Catalina "participate" in LAWLiday but given Catalina's history with Marie, perhaps it was just a matter of time before that happened. Due to Marie's request to not delay the inevitable any further, since it's clear Catalina has come here to target her, we will allow them to wrestle. If Catalina is under the false belief that she can get away with ultra violence here, I only need point her to the recent personnel exit I touched on earlier."
*Gloria frowns, clears her throat and then gets a smile back on her face.*
[Gloria:] "The next match will feature an exciting team debuting in LAWL. The LAWL "Rangers". yellow and pink, will face our famous Las Platanos Microondas in a match sure to entertain everyone. Hopefully the fans have no problems differentiating between the appearances of Ranger Yellow and the bananas. But my guess is their behavior will be quite different.
Our semi-main event of the night is one of bittersweet implications. Lucky Lupe has asked me for one final chance at the 1337 Title. As a former 1337 Champion, she loves that Title so much that she's willing to stake her career on it. If she does not defeat Lucy Cutlass, Lupe will retire from in ring competition. I am sure this match will be very hotly contested and will tug on everyone's heart strings.
In fact, that could have been the main event on any show given all that is at stake. But we have a big surprise. The A/S/L Titles will be defended two shows in a row, this time earning the main event slot. The current Champions, the Jiminez Sisters, have somehow misunderstood the influence of their newly earned Titles. Right after winning them from the long time Champions, the Jacquelyn-Hyde Connection, the Jiminez Sisters declared that they will 'take the next show off and decide on who they will beat next.'
*Gloria smiles.*
[Gloria:] "Perhaps I missed something in the contract for the LAWLiday Title match but I am not quite sure winning those Titles gave you my job. Last I checked, I made the matches, including the Title Shots and vacation day assignments. But don't take this as a power play, I'm doing this for the fans. Given the excellent display we saw from both teams at LAWLiday, the match that the fans loved the most, we're gonna do it again. Jacquelyn Archer and Angelica Hyde will get a Title rematch on the main event of Summer SpectacuLAWLer. We will see you all there!"
*Gloria puts up a poster behind her next to the LAWL banner that has the card.*
1) OMG Title #1 Contendership: Iara Andrade vs. Grace Reyes
2) Marie Reyes vs. Catalina Maggia
3) LAWL Rangers vs. Las Platanos Microondas
4) 1337 Title: Lucky Lupe vs. Lucy Cutlass (c)
5) A/S/L Titles: Hyde/Archer vs. Jiminez Sisters (c)