Firefly's Corner - June 2011
Jun 14, 2011 12:14:06 GMT -5
Post by Indigo on Jun 14, 2011 12:14:06 GMT -5
*We see a camcorder pointed at Firefly in an office, sitting behind a desk with her legs crossed and resting on the desk. She seems strangely non-chalant*
Firefly: "Like the office? Neither do I, it's a dingy shithole. Sadly, I used to work here after I left high school. Really put that fucking education to use, eh? Fun fact, they use the same 5 codes for the alarm even after all these years. Tonight it was 168873. I figured I'd drop by to see if anything changed, and aside from thin black computers instead of blocky white ones, nothing's changed. Oh and we have am HDTV in the conference room for some fucking reason. This "place," with its soul crushing mundanity and fluorescent, white-collar madness is ALMOST worse than OG-Joshi."
*Firefly shifts her legs off the desk.*
Firefly: "In fact, I may address a few things, specifically the Amplitude Title tournament and the opportunities I've so 'generously' received."
*Firefly leans forward.*
Firefly: "Carter, you probably expect me to thank you for giving me the opportunity to participate in this tournament, but I won't. Despite what you'd like to think, I didn't receive this spot because you decided to pity me or you were "the only one to see my potential and believe in me." I got to this level because I've already held titles, I hold victories over Juli Tanaka and Kaori NiGHT, and I bring a passion to the ring that's becoming the exception rather than the rule. You HAD to put me in that fucking tournament because I've made myself invaluable as a competitor, not because you liked me enough to decide that I'd be successful. I got here purely because of my own volition, and it will by my own volition that I save OG-Joshi from your 'efforts'! By the way, BRILLIANT fucking job mistaking Ruby Moreno for Kat Black. Not like you could've, I don't know, TALKED to Black before the match, realized it was Ruby and you could've avoided the massive shitstorm we now find ourselves in thanks to your 'leadership'. And you wonder why I say you're a problem in this fed!? Fuck you and the retarded stalker that you settled for as a boyfriend!"
*Firefly settles back into the office chair*
Firefly: *exhales* "I guess I should comment on this tournament and its participants.
Sandy Morton, chances are you can understand exactly how I feel about you, but I doubt you're smart enough to understand just how driven I am in my goals. I dedicated myself to exterminating who are a threat or corrosive to the survival of OG-Joshi. I want to cause irreparable damage to their careers, to their bodies, to their mental well-being, to their friends, to their families and to their very lives in general, and nothing is considered too violent or too inhuman so long as it contributes to or causes their downfall. And sandy, what I do to them is nothing compared to what I will do to you and Linda. You're a special breed of soulless bottom-feeder and I CAN'T WAIT to be drafted to the same show as you.
Inza...I'm not sure how I feel about you. I know it'd be easier for you, for Carter, and for the fans to label me as a mindlessly violent rogue for the sake of convenience, but I'm a human being with ambitions, a sense of justice and the knowledge that what's right is never easy to do. But I digress.
On one hand, you're clearly a talented wrestler and a driven person. You're one of the FEW people in this promotion who I genuinely respect as competitor. On the other hand, you consider Carter a close friend. I'm not sure whether I should go in, wrestle the best possible match, and let you leave remembering the night as a defining moment in both our careers, or let you leave on a stretcher and have the 'tragic' end to your career be your legacy. It all comes down to what I've ultimately decided when or if we meet in OG-Joshi.
H, you should have known going into this match exactly how driven I was and the lengths I would go to ensure victory. I knew that you wanted nothing to do with my cause but I still tried to wrestle a decent match with you. Why you were so lethargic is unknown to me but I don't regret every cut or dent left in your head. I wish I knew that you would've been so underwhelming ahead of time, I could've done something constructive such as putting you in a wheelchair.
Yoyo Banzai, what you have in tenacity you more than lack in precision. Mindless anger can only get you so far but it can set you back so far. If you want to succeed in OG-Joshi, you need more than a hammer in your toolbox. If you want to succeed in professional wrestling, you need tenacity, passion, finesse and a survival instinct.
Lori Cuozzo vs. Tigress. Holy fuck, THIS was a match! THIS is exactly what OG-Joshi should be, and it really did embody what professional wrestling and all professional wrestlers should aspire to! I'm looking forward to wrestling Tigress Mask and I really hope I get to wrestle Cuozzo in the future!
Heather, I've said all that needs to be said about you, which is surprisingly little. If you want to continue the charade that you and your entourage of failures matter go right ahead. We have no further business until I decide that you've become too much of a problem.
As for Minerva, people peg you as an excessively violent, completely psychotic threat that's unfit for society, but they're wrong. You're not a threat. You're just a fucking a child that only knows how to get attention by throwing things and showing petulance that people mistake for intensity. For someone as supposedly violent and unstoppable as you are, you lost to fucking Heather Heaton! You can't wrestle, you can't fight, you can only act like a spoiled whore and start killing bunnies or whatever the fuck it is you do to get attention. I now know for sure that everything, how you wrestle, how you act, how you live, is all a charade. If you ever want to face someone who doesn't give a fuck, wait until I'm champion and you can become #1 contender. Knowing you though, that's not happening anytime soon.
What else? Oh, apparently some in the office were kind enough to post my OG-Joshi bio for me. I guess this is a vain attempt at trying to track my identity or look busy for the sake of job security.
*Scans computer screen next to her*
Apparently you guys think I'm homeless? If this is the best sleuthing OG-Joshi has to offer then you're supposed 'security branch' is not only going to fail to deter me, it's going to accelerate the rate at which I complete my goals. By the way Carter, nice fucking job posting this on a public website WHERE I CAN FUCKING TRACK IT TOO. If this is the way you want to do things, I may start invading your personal life when I get some free time."
*With that, Firefly shuts off her camcorder.*
Firefly: "Like the office? Neither do I, it's a dingy shithole. Sadly, I used to work here after I left high school. Really put that fucking education to use, eh? Fun fact, they use the same 5 codes for the alarm even after all these years. Tonight it was 168873. I figured I'd drop by to see if anything changed, and aside from thin black computers instead of blocky white ones, nothing's changed. Oh and we have am HDTV in the conference room for some fucking reason. This "place," with its soul crushing mundanity and fluorescent, white-collar madness is ALMOST worse than OG-Joshi."
*Firefly shifts her legs off the desk.*
Firefly: "In fact, I may address a few things, specifically the Amplitude Title tournament and the opportunities I've so 'generously' received."
*Firefly leans forward.*
Firefly: "Carter, you probably expect me to thank you for giving me the opportunity to participate in this tournament, but I won't. Despite what you'd like to think, I didn't receive this spot because you decided to pity me or you were "the only one to see my potential and believe in me." I got to this level because I've already held titles, I hold victories over Juli Tanaka and Kaori NiGHT, and I bring a passion to the ring that's becoming the exception rather than the rule. You HAD to put me in that fucking tournament because I've made myself invaluable as a competitor, not because you liked me enough to decide that I'd be successful. I got here purely because of my own volition, and it will by my own volition that I save OG-Joshi from your 'efforts'! By the way, BRILLIANT fucking job mistaking Ruby Moreno for Kat Black. Not like you could've, I don't know, TALKED to Black before the match, realized it was Ruby and you could've avoided the massive shitstorm we now find ourselves in thanks to your 'leadership'. And you wonder why I say you're a problem in this fed!? Fuck you and the retarded stalker that you settled for as a boyfriend!"
*Firefly settles back into the office chair*
Firefly: *exhales* "I guess I should comment on this tournament and its participants.
Sandy Morton, chances are you can understand exactly how I feel about you, but I doubt you're smart enough to understand just how driven I am in my goals. I dedicated myself to exterminating who are a threat or corrosive to the survival of OG-Joshi. I want to cause irreparable damage to their careers, to their bodies, to their mental well-being, to their friends, to their families and to their very lives in general, and nothing is considered too violent or too inhuman so long as it contributes to or causes their downfall. And sandy, what I do to them is nothing compared to what I will do to you and Linda. You're a special breed of soulless bottom-feeder and I CAN'T WAIT to be drafted to the same show as you.
Inza...I'm not sure how I feel about you. I know it'd be easier for you, for Carter, and for the fans to label me as a mindlessly violent rogue for the sake of convenience, but I'm a human being with ambitions, a sense of justice and the knowledge that what's right is never easy to do. But I digress.
On one hand, you're clearly a talented wrestler and a driven person. You're one of the FEW people in this promotion who I genuinely respect as competitor. On the other hand, you consider Carter a close friend. I'm not sure whether I should go in, wrestle the best possible match, and let you leave remembering the night as a defining moment in both our careers, or let you leave on a stretcher and have the 'tragic' end to your career be your legacy. It all comes down to what I've ultimately decided when or if we meet in OG-Joshi.
H, you should have known going into this match exactly how driven I was and the lengths I would go to ensure victory. I knew that you wanted nothing to do with my cause but I still tried to wrestle a decent match with you. Why you were so lethargic is unknown to me but I don't regret every cut or dent left in your head. I wish I knew that you would've been so underwhelming ahead of time, I could've done something constructive such as putting you in a wheelchair.
Yoyo Banzai, what you have in tenacity you more than lack in precision. Mindless anger can only get you so far but it can set you back so far. If you want to succeed in OG-Joshi, you need more than a hammer in your toolbox. If you want to succeed in professional wrestling, you need tenacity, passion, finesse and a survival instinct.
Lori Cuozzo vs. Tigress. Holy fuck, THIS was a match! THIS is exactly what OG-Joshi should be, and it really did embody what professional wrestling and all professional wrestlers should aspire to! I'm looking forward to wrestling Tigress Mask and I really hope I get to wrestle Cuozzo in the future!
Heather, I've said all that needs to be said about you, which is surprisingly little. If you want to continue the charade that you and your entourage of failures matter go right ahead. We have no further business until I decide that you've become too much of a problem.
As for Minerva, people peg you as an excessively violent, completely psychotic threat that's unfit for society, but they're wrong. You're not a threat. You're just a fucking a child that only knows how to get attention by throwing things and showing petulance that people mistake for intensity. For someone as supposedly violent and unstoppable as you are, you lost to fucking Heather Heaton! You can't wrestle, you can't fight, you can only act like a spoiled whore and start killing bunnies or whatever the fuck it is you do to get attention. I now know for sure that everything, how you wrestle, how you act, how you live, is all a charade. If you ever want to face someone who doesn't give a fuck, wait until I'm champion and you can become #1 contender. Knowing you though, that's not happening anytime soon.
What else? Oh, apparently some in the office were kind enough to post my OG-Joshi bio for me. I guess this is a vain attempt at trying to track my identity or look busy for the sake of job security.
*Scans computer screen next to her*
Apparently you guys think I'm homeless? If this is the best sleuthing OG-Joshi has to offer then you're supposed 'security branch' is not only going to fail to deter me, it's going to accelerate the rate at which I complete my goals. By the way Carter, nice fucking job posting this on a public website WHERE I CAN FUCKING TRACK IT TOO. If this is the way you want to do things, I may start invading your personal life when I get some free time."
*With that, Firefly shuts off her camcorder.*