Come fly the friendLAWLy skies
Jun 12, 2011 1:03:21 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Jun 12, 2011 1:03:21 GMT -5
*It's past midnight in New York's LaGuardia Airport on this (mercifully) cool summer weekend. As one of the gate doors open, a slew of tired passengers walk into the terminal and head towards baggage. One such passenger is Alicia Gordon. She is wearing workout clothing and has earbuds on with a stoic expression. They all make their way towards the baggage pickup and are granted access to their possessions in (surprising) timely fashion. As they head out into the main terminal to exit the airport, a throng of reporters gather around Alicia.*
[Reporter 1:] "Miss Gordon, Miss Gordon-"
*Alicia appears disgusted and does a roundhouse kick just to clear herself some breathing room.*
[Alicia:] "Don't you vultures ever sleep? How the hell did you all even know that I'd be here!"
*Less of a question and more of a command: the reporters quickly answer.*
[R1:] "One of our colleagues saw you in LAX getting aboard a flight scheduled to fly here."
[R2:] "Word travels fast."
[Alicia:] "I leave faster."
*Alicia tries to exit but the reporters don't move, blocking her exit.*
[Alicia:] "What exactly is it about the last few months of my career that makes you think your behavior won't be rewarded with violence?"
[R1:] "We just want to know what you're doing in New York. Aren't you suspended from OG-Joshi?"
[Alicia:] "Did Geese buy New York City and have Jean Carter close off its borders? I can go wherever the hell I please, it's a free country."
[R3:] "Hi, I'm covering the LAWL beat. Any comments on your recent OMG match with Jenny McLanahan?"
[Alicia:] "Refs should learn to count better but I guess LAWL employees don't earn their pay based on intelligence."
[R3:] "Ouch, Tilda Uno's gonna be crying tonight!"
[Alicia:] "Just get out of my face or you will be too."
[R1:] "Just two more questions and we'll all leave you be."
*Alicia looks at her watch and sighs.*
[Alicia:] "Make it quick since my patience is about to tap out."
[R2:] "Will you be showing up at Voltage or Amplitude?"
[Alicia:] "Not as a wrestler, and certainly not as a fan."
[R3:] "What do you think of Ruby Moreno becoming the new OG-Joshi World Champion and the manner in which she's acted? Especially since she stole the opportunity from your long time friend and past "VigiLAWLante" team mate, Kat Black?"
[Alicia:] "That's two questions. Pick one."
[R3:] "They're both relevant-"
[Alicia:] "Pick. One."
[R3:] "Uh...the second?"
[Alicia:] "Kat's a big girl and can handle her own business. But this isn't the first time someone in a mask has taken advantage of her. I hope she eventually stops being a victim and finally does something meaningful as a deterrent. As for Ruby, no comment."
*Alicia starts to leave but one reporter in back manuevers his way to the front.*
[R5:]: "Speaking of being a victim. Did you have anything to do with the life threatening injuries to Robin Walker? What about finally explaining why you felt the urge to put Haley Cannon out of action at Ragnarok?"
*Alicia sneers and pushes past the reporters. They give chase but even though she isn't running, they can't match her speed. Eventually she gains enough distance to calmly walk to a beat up car that has pulled up for her. She gets in and and the car drives off.*
[Reporter 1:] "Miss Gordon, Miss Gordon-"
*Alicia appears disgusted and does a roundhouse kick just to clear herself some breathing room.*
[Alicia:] "Don't you vultures ever sleep? How the hell did you all even know that I'd be here!"
*Less of a question and more of a command: the reporters quickly answer.*
[R1:] "One of our colleagues saw you in LAX getting aboard a flight scheduled to fly here."
[R2:] "Word travels fast."
[Alicia:] "I leave faster."
*Alicia tries to exit but the reporters don't move, blocking her exit.*
[Alicia:] "What exactly is it about the last few months of my career that makes you think your behavior won't be rewarded with violence?"
[R1:] "We just want to know what you're doing in New York. Aren't you suspended from OG-Joshi?"
[Alicia:] "Did Geese buy New York City and have Jean Carter close off its borders? I can go wherever the hell I please, it's a free country."
[R3:] "Hi, I'm covering the LAWL beat. Any comments on your recent OMG match with Jenny McLanahan?"
[Alicia:] "Refs should learn to count better but I guess LAWL employees don't earn their pay based on intelligence."
[R3:] "Ouch, Tilda Uno's gonna be crying tonight!"
[Alicia:] "Just get out of my face or you will be too."
[R1:] "Just two more questions and we'll all leave you be."
*Alicia looks at her watch and sighs.*
[Alicia:] "Make it quick since my patience is about to tap out."
[R2:] "Will you be showing up at Voltage or Amplitude?"
[Alicia:] "Not as a wrestler, and certainly not as a fan."
[R3:] "What do you think of Ruby Moreno becoming the new OG-Joshi World Champion and the manner in which she's acted? Especially since she stole the opportunity from your long time friend and past "VigiLAWLante" team mate, Kat Black?"
[Alicia:] "That's two questions. Pick one."
[R3:] "They're both relevant-"
[Alicia:] "Pick. One."
[R3:] "Uh...the second?"
[Alicia:] "Kat's a big girl and can handle her own business. But this isn't the first time someone in a mask has taken advantage of her. I hope she eventually stops being a victim and finally does something meaningful as a deterrent. As for Ruby, no comment."
*Alicia starts to leave but one reporter in back manuevers his way to the front.*
[R5:]: "Speaking of being a victim. Did you have anything to do with the life threatening injuries to Robin Walker? What about finally explaining why you felt the urge to put Haley Cannon out of action at Ragnarok?"
*Alicia sneers and pushes past the reporters. They give chase but even though she isn't running, they can't match her speed. Eventually she gains enough distance to calmly walk to a beat up car that has pulled up for her. She gets in and and the car drives off.*