Linda Parker
Mar 10, 2008 0:36:25 GMT -5
Post by OctoberRaven on Mar 10, 2008 0:36:25 GMT -5
Handler Name/Aliases: OctoberRaven, AKA October Raven, AKA October_Raven, AKA that guy.
Contact info: PM me.
Website URL: demolitionprowrestling.blogspot.com
Edit Name: Linda Parker
Height: 5'5''
Weight: Like, I'm not telling you sweaty nerds! Ick!
Date Of Birth: 2/14/1990
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Fight Style: "Well, like, I have this Prada bag, and people are like, mugging people and stuff, so I took a couple classes at the Y." (Serious answer: Heel)
Return Style: Heel
CRITICAL! Style: Finisher
Special Skill: "Looking Totally Fabulous" (None)
Finisher: "90210" (Boomerang Kick)
Specials: "Prada Kick" (Kenka Kick)
"Bitch Slap" (Face Slap)
Other Noteworthy Moves: "Comb Attack" (Fork Attack)
(Note: "Like, I was totally combing her hair! Seriously, look at it, it's all, like, frizzy and stuff. Ick.")
Face Sit (Barmian Stamp), Butt Drop (Face Drop), and Bronco Buster
(Note: "I like, do this because I know all those fat, sweaty nerds wants me to do this to them, but they'll like, totally never get to because I wouldn't touch them with, like, a 30 foot pole")
FPR Sequences: 90210 -> Pin
Prada Kick -> Pin
Bitch Slap -> Pin
Character Alignment: Heel
Also one half of "Lethally Blonde" with Sandy Morton
Entrance Theme: "Strutter" by Kiss
History/Personality:
"Well, I was like, stopping by NYC because I was totally going to have a party there for, like, Spring Break and stuff... because I wouldn't be caught dead with all those old people down in Florida. So I went to a Starbucks because I was totally craving a mocha when I saw San with... what was her name again? Molly? Anyways, I find out San is a wrestler, and she's getting stalked by that loser Alicia Gordon... probably jealous because our boys were, like, so totally much hotter than anything she could ever get. So San is like, 'Molly, can Linds help me out' and Molly is like, 'Totally', so now I'm a wrestler... I don't wanna get like, sweaty and stuff but San's looking great so I totally went for it.
Also, I have a chihuahua. Her name is Britney, and I just got her this totally cute outfit, it's like, a pink sweater, and I also got this little bow too, she looks so adorable!"
Titles Held/Other honors: "Well, I'm haven't, like, wrestled yet, and I haven't won any of those belts, which are by the way totally tacky looking. I mean, seriously, are we in like, Texas? Anyways, I totally won some of those... um... what do you call them? Su... you know, the 'most likely' things. Anyways, I like, totally won "Most Likely To Sleep With The Entire Baseball Team" as well as "Best Car" and "Most Likely To Get An STD". I like, totally don't know what that last one meant. Is that, like, some sort of science degree?
Quotes: "Like, that's so totally awesome!"
"Sands, whats a 'soo-plax'?"
Edit: Added picture
Contact info: PM me.
Website URL: demolitionprowrestling.blogspot.com
Edit Name: Linda Parker
Height: 5'5''
Weight: Like, I'm not telling you sweaty nerds! Ick!
Date Of Birth: 2/14/1990
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Fight Style: "Well, like, I have this Prada bag, and people are like, mugging people and stuff, so I took a couple classes at the Y." (Serious answer: Heel)
Return Style: Heel
CRITICAL! Style: Finisher
Special Skill: "Looking Totally Fabulous" (None)
Finisher: "90210" (Boomerang Kick)
Specials: "Prada Kick" (Kenka Kick)
"Bitch Slap" (Face Slap)
Other Noteworthy Moves: "Comb Attack" (Fork Attack)
(Note: "Like, I was totally combing her hair! Seriously, look at it, it's all, like, frizzy and stuff. Ick.")
Face Sit (Barmian Stamp), Butt Drop (Face Drop), and Bronco Buster
(Note: "I like, do this because I know all those fat, sweaty nerds wants me to do this to them, but they'll like, totally never get to because I wouldn't touch them with, like, a 30 foot pole")
FPR Sequences: 90210 -> Pin
Prada Kick -> Pin
Bitch Slap -> Pin
Character Alignment: Heel
Also one half of "Lethally Blonde" with Sandy Morton
Entrance Theme: "Strutter" by Kiss
History/Personality:
"Well, I was like, stopping by NYC because I was totally going to have a party there for, like, Spring Break and stuff... because I wouldn't be caught dead with all those old people down in Florida. So I went to a Starbucks because I was totally craving a mocha when I saw San with... what was her name again? Molly? Anyways, I find out San is a wrestler, and she's getting stalked by that loser Alicia Gordon... probably jealous because our boys were, like, so totally much hotter than anything she could ever get. So San is like, 'Molly, can Linds help me out' and Molly is like, 'Totally', so now I'm a wrestler... I don't wanna get like, sweaty and stuff but San's looking great so I totally went for it.
Also, I have a chihuahua. Her name is Britney, and I just got her this totally cute outfit, it's like, a pink sweater, and I also got this little bow too, she looks so adorable!"
Titles Held/Other honors: "Well, I'm haven't, like, wrestled yet, and I haven't won any of those belts, which are by the way totally tacky looking. I mean, seriously, are we in like, Texas? Anyways, I totally won some of those... um... what do you call them? Su... you know, the 'most likely' things. Anyways, I like, totally won "Most Likely To Sleep With The Entire Baseball Team" as well as "Best Car" and "Most Likely To Get An STD". I like, totally don't know what that last one meant. Is that, like, some sort of science degree?
Quotes: "Like, that's so totally awesome!"
"Sands, whats a 'soo-plax'?"
Edit: Added picture
