State of the Fed Address
Nov 10, 2010 20:04:42 GMT -5
Post by Indigo on Nov 10, 2010 20:04:42 GMT -5
*The scene opens to a camcorder recording in an incredibly dark area, few details can be deciphered aside from outlines of what appear to be destroyed furniture. Firefly suddenly comes into the camcorder's frame, holding one of the Azteca Dragon Twin Joshi Titles.*
Firefly: "I wanted to remain out of the spotlight and enact change subtly, but that's no longer an option. Management seems to think of me as an afterthought and they seem to book me as such, so I need to draw everyone's attention; management's, potential allies', and enemies. It doesn't take a genius to know that Holly is doing nothing but damaging the promotion, and I intend to dethrone her by any means necessary.
Now I know what you're thinking: "Awesome, yet ANOTHER hungry young rookie who wants to be the one to take out Holly." Except Holly isn't the problem. The problem goes beyond Holly, much as she'd like to think otherwise. OG Joshi itself is the problem; it's become bloated and excessive, a wasteland of merchandise and pointless pageantry and unnecessary high definition, and it's forgotten the spirit of competition. It needs to take notes from Azteca Pro and realize that pro wrestling is a form of competition, not a potential profit avenue. Granted, Azteca Pro sometimes goes overboard with the use of title belts, but OG Joshi is in desperate need of rebirth. I know whose presence is toxic to this promotion, and only with their destruction will OG Joshi thrive. Individuals such as Holly, Linda Parker, Sandy Morton, the "Deities", their materialism and their success go against everything this promotion was created for, but I know how we can save this promotion from their influence.
We end careers. Focusing on ring competition will only leave us tired when Holly's goons come down to the ring to annihilate what's left. Holly's strangehold on this promotion stems from the fact that she isn't treating her beef with Celes and Carter as a pro wrestling rivalry, but as a total war where morals are considered a fad that died out like disco or (God willing), celebrity sex tapes. Holly is ending careers not by getting clean pinfall victories, but by reducing our numbers in any way she can. Granted, our "coach" is trying to fix the problem by focusing on competition, but decisive in-ring victories won't stop Holly and her entourage of harpies from wreaking havoc in this promotion.
Hell, ask Dizzy how well that whole "leave it all in the ring" mentality worked when Celes tried it! And not only that, she's actively discouraging wrestlers from trying to stop Holly! Alicia Gordon discovered an inner rage she could channel into stopping Holly, and not only does Carter look down on her for it, she blames her for Celes', the supposed former war general's, failure to stop an overrated nympho from controlling a wrestling promotion!
Carter, you're a secretary who works for fucking Orochi Geese and you only got your position because the last GM stopped trying. You, as much as Holly or the Deities, represent everything I hate and rest assured you fucking office drone, your downfall will be the most violent.
I hope this message stirs long dormant emotions of discontent and anger within some of you, and you decide to assist me in my cause. Innocent people will be hurt, and there will not be a code of honor, only a goal: the restoration of OG Joshi's dignity and the return to focusing on what matters: in-ring competition. This will not be easy, and it may not end well for some of you, but I promise that the restoration of OG Joshi as a wrestling promotion will be well worth it. I also hope this message gets the attention of potential enemies, because you'll be much easier to find when you're trying to hunt me down.
Also, a message for Heather Heaton:
*Holds up Twin Joshi Title*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Less than 10 matches into my professional career and I'm already winning titles. You have an entire university from training but what do you have to fucking show for it!? A monument to the ways people waste hundreds of thousands of dollars!? But hey, don't let me distract you from trying to molest your tag partner."
*And on that note, Firefly shuts off the camera.*
Firefly: "I wanted to remain out of the spotlight and enact change subtly, but that's no longer an option. Management seems to think of me as an afterthought and they seem to book me as such, so I need to draw everyone's attention; management's, potential allies', and enemies. It doesn't take a genius to know that Holly is doing nothing but damaging the promotion, and I intend to dethrone her by any means necessary.
Now I know what you're thinking: "Awesome, yet ANOTHER hungry young rookie who wants to be the one to take out Holly." Except Holly isn't the problem. The problem goes beyond Holly, much as she'd like to think otherwise. OG Joshi itself is the problem; it's become bloated and excessive, a wasteland of merchandise and pointless pageantry and unnecessary high definition, and it's forgotten the spirit of competition. It needs to take notes from Azteca Pro and realize that pro wrestling is a form of competition, not a potential profit avenue. Granted, Azteca Pro sometimes goes overboard with the use of title belts, but OG Joshi is in desperate need of rebirth. I know whose presence is toxic to this promotion, and only with their destruction will OG Joshi thrive. Individuals such as Holly, Linda Parker, Sandy Morton, the "Deities", their materialism and their success go against everything this promotion was created for, but I know how we can save this promotion from their influence.
We end careers. Focusing on ring competition will only leave us tired when Holly's goons come down to the ring to annihilate what's left. Holly's strangehold on this promotion stems from the fact that she isn't treating her beef with Celes and Carter as a pro wrestling rivalry, but as a total war where morals are considered a fad that died out like disco or (God willing), celebrity sex tapes. Holly is ending careers not by getting clean pinfall victories, but by reducing our numbers in any way she can. Granted, our "coach" is trying to fix the problem by focusing on competition, but decisive in-ring victories won't stop Holly and her entourage of harpies from wreaking havoc in this promotion.
Hell, ask Dizzy how well that whole "leave it all in the ring" mentality worked when Celes tried it! And not only that, she's actively discouraging wrestlers from trying to stop Holly! Alicia Gordon discovered an inner rage she could channel into stopping Holly, and not only does Carter look down on her for it, she blames her for Celes', the supposed former war general's, failure to stop an overrated nympho from controlling a wrestling promotion!
Carter, you're a secretary who works for fucking Orochi Geese and you only got your position because the last GM stopped trying. You, as much as Holly or the Deities, represent everything I hate and rest assured you fucking office drone, your downfall will be the most violent.
I hope this message stirs long dormant emotions of discontent and anger within some of you, and you decide to assist me in my cause. Innocent people will be hurt, and there will not be a code of honor, only a goal: the restoration of OG Joshi's dignity and the return to focusing on what matters: in-ring competition. This will not be easy, and it may not end well for some of you, but I promise that the restoration of OG Joshi as a wrestling promotion will be well worth it. I also hope this message gets the attention of potential enemies, because you'll be much easier to find when you're trying to hunt me down.
Also, a message for Heather Heaton:
*Holds up Twin Joshi Title*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Less than 10 matches into my professional career and I'm already winning titles. You have an entire university from training but what do you have to fucking show for it!? A monument to the ways people waste hundreds of thousands of dollars!? But hey, don't let me distract you from trying to molest your tag partner."
*And on that note, Firefly shuts off the camera.*