Pea Shooter: V-H8 because we care

[Dragonkin]

We fade in backstage at LAWL, finding ourselves in the presence
of the ever serious Pea Shooter, wearing a green and gold "V-H8"
t-shirt. She seems ... agitated, perhaps, as she paces back and
forth.

Pea Shooter: "Bananas, apples, oranges... and potatoes. I’m
disappointed in you all. After so long in the sun, you are soft to the
core, devoid of the fiber that could make each and every one of you
great."

Pea Shooter pauses for a moment, tensing, and slams a gloved
fist against the wall behind her.

"And worse than that, Patatadoras! Purple? Green? You reduce
yourselves to become mere novelty food. You bring shame to your
heritage, and for that you paid the price."

She looks down and nods slightly to herself, seemingly
composing herself a little once more before looking up, facing
straight into the camera and speaking with a new calm in her
voice.

"V-H8 have a simple philosophy. You were given the first lesson on
your road back towards redemption, but our patience is not
without limits. If anyone gets in our way, we give them a clear
message of warning. If that is ignored, they suffer. And in the end,
the leek shall inherit the earth..."

Fade out.