Lina: What the Crap?
May 18, 2010 6:41:00 GMT -5
Post by unimportantguy on May 18, 2010 6:41:00 GMT -5
The motel room is one of those sorts that you can't quite decide if you like the look of or not. All the stark cleanliness seems to stand in contrast to a general decrepit air that it just can't shake, no matter how many little "Sanitized for Your Convenience" stickers they put on everything. In the foreground, Lina's good friend, Syndey Riott, sits in an uncomfortable-looking little chair at a desk barely larger than a postage stamp, her eyes fixed on her laptop, her forehead resting on her hand. In the background, Lina lies on one of the two beds, her hands crossed underneath her head and staring at the ceiling.
Lina: Holy crap, I can't believe this.
Sydney rolls her eyes, and mouths "Here we go again."
Lina: I mean, shit. I had her.
Sydney: Li.
Lina: But I blew it. I blew my shot at the Title, I blew my shot at the Pay Per View-
Sydney: Lina.
Lina: I mean, come on, I gave Eris everything I had. I just can't-
Sydney: LYNN.
Lina: WHAT.
Sydney: Number 1: We have a tag match tomorrow and I can't take all this bloody fucking negativity from you.
Lina opens her mouth to protest, but Sydney just keeps talking.
Sydney: Number 2: Come look at this.
Sydney points at the screen of her laptop. Lina saunters over and squints at the screen.
Lina: What the crap?
OG-JoshiFan.Net Discussion Forums (Newer! Buggier!)
Subject: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
Poster: Furis4Champ
www.viddler.com/explore/orochigeese/videos/533/
SUCK IT LINA FANS
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
Yeah thats real mature
Edit: *spelling
OMG I LURNT TO EDIT U CAN TOO
Poster: kenta_army_rulez
That's not very nice
Poster: lawlimaretard
SEE IT OLD U ITS ALL A CONSPRCY AGAINS LINA
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
o god not this shit agan
Poster: xxj0sh1t1tzxx
wtf
Poster: WiTTy_Namez
Lina sucks.
Poster: suckit187
i fel u witty nobody shuts up about that ho now
Poster: arseface
FUCK YOU SUCKIT!*& YOUR A LITTLE BITCH I BET LINA WOULD KICK UR @$$
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
Why the hell would you censor ass and not fuck
Poster: xxj0sh1t1tzxx
dirtydirtydirtsheet sez lina's on a losin streek all over in other promo too
Poster: WiTTy_Namez
WTF people still go to dirtydirtydirtsheet?
Poster: Furis4Champ
Go cry to your mommies lina fans
go like a wrestler who isnt an ugly tranny
Poster: BettaThanEva
I'm 12 and what is this?
Poster: chaos_goddess_x
Lina will never beat ERIS
Poster: xxj0sh1t1tzxx
she already did
Poster: chaos_goddess_x
U know what what I mean, asshole
Poster: dat_ass
Guys, guys guys. Let's focus on the real ish here. Furis4Champ thinks Lina isn't hot.
I'll let that sink in.
Im afraid I have to ask for your man card sir.
Poster: arseface
LOL
Poster: TNATNATNA
lol
Poster: xxj0sh1t1tzxx
I no what yu mean dat_ass. I got a hueg folder full of hot Lina pix and vids I love her
Poster: dat_ass
Oshit son you got *that video*? You know the one I mean. I can't find it anywhere.
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
lol virgins
Poster: L1naNo1
IM BACK BITCHES
evrbody in OG-Joshi haets Lina. y she's great
there all trying to KEEP HER DOWN
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
okay wtf seriously. She lost clean in the middle of the ring.
Poster: arseface
HOLOCAUST DENIER
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
That doesnt even make since.
Edit: *spelling again
A sudden momentary flicker in the motel room lights snaps Lina back to reality. She stares slack-jawed at the laptop screen for a moment, apparently unable to come up with any adequate response for what she has just read.
Lina: Okay. Seriously. What the crap.
Sydney: I thought it was funny.
Lina: Syd, these people are my fans.
Sydney: Or at least, fans of the twins.
Lina stares at Sydney in disbelief.
Lina: You just called my boobs "the twins."
Sydney: Yes.
Lina: That was beyond creepy. Never do that again.
Sydney laughs.
Sydney: I'm going to bed. Shut down the laptop when you're done with your adoring public.
Still snickering, Sydney flops down on the opposite bed from Lina, and is soon fast asleep. Lina scrolls through the thread a bit more, down through the increasingly bizarre conspiracy theories, the troll arguments, and a seemingly endless swarm of comments about her breasts. Finally, she centers the laptop in front of her, and begins typing.
OG-JoshiFan.Net Discussion Forums (Newer! Buggier!)
Subject: Re: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
Poster: SpitFire_313
Hey guys. Lina here.
*eyes dat_ass suspiciously*
It's great to see all ur enthusiasm, but man. Some of this stuff is out there. Lemme set the record strait-up. There is no anti-Lina conspiracy. Ya, I got beat by Eris. Ya, I'm pretty pissed about it. I'm gonna change that though. I just gotta do it ninja style. I gotta be craftier, tougher, more awesomer (is that a word?) than ever. And I'm gonna do it.
Lina hits "Send" at the end of her post, and then sits up for a while, occasionally reloading to see any responses. Finally, the "New Post" icon lights up, and Lina enthusiastically clicks it, only to see a post reading "tits or gtfo." With an exasperated sigh, Lina turns off the laptop and goes to bed.
Lina: Holy crap, I can't believe this.
Sydney rolls her eyes, and mouths "Here we go again."
Lina: I mean, shit. I had her.
Sydney: Li.
Lina: But I blew it. I blew my shot at the Title, I blew my shot at the Pay Per View-
Sydney: Lina.
Lina: I mean, come on, I gave Eris everything I had. I just can't-
Sydney: LYNN.
Lina: WHAT.
Sydney: Number 1: We have a tag match tomorrow and I can't take all this bloody fucking negativity from you.
Lina opens her mouth to protest, but Sydney just keeps talking.
Sydney: Number 2: Come look at this.
Sydney points at the screen of her laptop. Lina saunters over and squints at the screen.
Lina: What the crap?
OG-JoshiFan.Net Discussion Forums (Newer! Buggier!)
Subject: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
Poster: Furis4Champ
www.viddler.com/explore/orochigeese/videos/533/
SUCK IT LINA FANS
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
Yeah thats real mature
Edit: *spelling
OMG I LURNT TO EDIT U CAN TOO
Poster: kenta_army_rulez
That's not very nice
Poster: lawlimaretard
SEE IT OLD U ITS ALL A CONSPRCY AGAINS LINA
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
o god not this shit agan
Poster: xxj0sh1t1tzxx
wtf
Poster: WiTTy_Namez
Lina sucks.
Poster: suckit187
i fel u witty nobody shuts up about that ho now
Poster: arseface
FUCK YOU SUCKIT!*& YOUR A LITTLE BITCH I BET LINA WOULD KICK UR @$$
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
Why the hell would you censor ass and not fuck
Poster: xxj0sh1t1tzxx
dirtydirtydirtsheet sez lina's on a losin streek all over in other promo too
Poster: WiTTy_Namez
WTF people still go to dirtydirtydirtsheet?
Poster: Furis4Champ
Go cry to your mommies lina fans
go like a wrestler who isnt an ugly tranny
Poster: BettaThanEva
I'm 12 and what is this?
Poster: chaos_goddess_x
Lina will never beat ERIS
Poster: xxj0sh1t1tzxx
she already did
Poster: chaos_goddess_x
U know what what I mean, asshole
Poster: dat_ass
Guys, guys guys. Let's focus on the real ish here. Furis4Champ thinks Lina isn't hot.
I'll let that sink in.
Im afraid I have to ask for your man card sir.
Poster: arseface
LOL
Poster: TNATNATNA
lol
Poster: xxj0sh1t1tzxx
I no what yu mean dat_ass. I got a hueg folder full of hot Lina pix and vids I love her
Poster: dat_ass
Oshit son you got *that video*? You know the one I mean. I can't find it anywhere.
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
lol virgins
Poster: L1naNo1
IM BACK BITCHES
evrbody in OG-Joshi haets Lina. y she's great
there all trying to KEEP HER DOWN
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
okay wtf seriously. She lost clean in the middle of the ring.
Poster: arseface
HOLOCAUST DENIER
Poster: HaleySQUEEE
That doesnt even make since.
Edit: *spelling again
A sudden momentary flicker in the motel room lights snaps Lina back to reality. She stares slack-jawed at the laptop screen for a moment, apparently unable to come up with any adequate response for what she has just read.
Lina: Okay. Seriously. What the crap.
Sydney: I thought it was funny.
Lina: Syd, these people are my fans.
Sydney: Or at least, fans of the twins.
Lina stares at Sydney in disbelief.
Lina: You just called my boobs "the twins."
Sydney: Yes.
Lina: That was beyond creepy. Never do that again.
Sydney laughs.
Sydney: I'm going to bed. Shut down the laptop when you're done with your adoring public.
Still snickering, Sydney flops down on the opposite bed from Lina, and is soon fast asleep. Lina scrolls through the thread a bit more, down through the increasingly bizarre conspiracy theories, the troll arguments, and a seemingly endless swarm of comments about her breasts. Finally, she centers the laptop in front of her, and begins typing.
OG-JoshiFan.Net Discussion Forums (Newer! Buggier!)
Subject: Re: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
Poster: SpitFire_313
Hey guys. Lina here.
*eyes dat_ass suspiciously*
It's great to see all ur enthusiasm, but man. Some of this stuff is out there. Lemme set the record strait-up. There is no anti-Lina conspiracy. Ya, I got beat by Eris. Ya, I'm pretty pissed about it. I'm gonna change that though. I just gotta do it ninja style. I gotta be craftier, tougher, more awesomer (is that a word?) than ever. And I'm gonna do it.
Lina hits "Send" at the end of her post, and then sits up for a while, occasionally reloading to see any responses. Finally, the "New Post" icon lights up, and Lina enthusiastically clicks it, only to see a post reading "tits or gtfo." With an exasperated sigh, Lina turns off the laptop and goes to bed.