Class Is In Session
Mar 24, 2010 11:40:07 GMT -5
Post by zealot97 on Mar 24, 2010 11:40:07 GMT -5
The scene opens up to the early morning scene at Harvard University. It is 7:55 a.m. as Professor Molly Cule, along with her assistant, Dean Annay, anxiously wait for 8:00 to hit. It's been a long couple of months for them, with all the event and frequent illnesses they incurred in their secondary occupations, particularly involving Molly getting screwed out of her title shot in SUPER NOVA. They're just hoping for another smoothly flowing lecture today. Unfortunately, it'll not be as smooth as they predicted. Some pre-class chat is had between them.
Dean: So I guess you now understand why those infected guys were such a problem then, huh?
Molly: I guess so. Your battle is now mine. That "thing" took something dear from me. An opportunity to shine.
Dean: But you are feeling better health-wise, right?
Molly: Strangely, no. I've been to the doctors a couple of times in the last few weeks and they said that my illness is not just from that thing. It's something else, but I can't remember what?
Suddenly, around 7:59 a.m., A person is pushed through the doors of the class, as if they were forced to attend against their will. They stumbles and fall on the floor, face first, with their butt in the air. It is at this revealing point that they are a little TOO clearly identified as a female. One dressed in a school uniform complete with a unusually short skirt that could perhaps be better described as a wide belt. She picks herself up, smiles and winks at the guy in back of her, and slowly pulls down her skirt with a lustful expression in her eyes. She then turns her face around to face the class to reveal her identity as Sandy Morton. Molly is stunned.
Molly: How the? Who let "her" into this institution?
Dean: You're familiar with this woman?
Molly: Yes. In quite an unfortunate matter that we shall not speak of.
Dean: Well now I'm interested, seeing as I've had an unfortunate matter before as well. Let's call it even again!
Molly: If I tell you, you will probably vomit and we will not want that. No sir.
Dean: I guess you're right. Don't want to upset breakfast.
The clock strikes 8:00.
Molly: Alright class. CHEM 1101, Introduction to Chemistry, is in session. If you're enrolled in Harvard and are taking this class, then you must be pretty dumb.
Molly looks up to Sandy, who is in the nosebleed section of the class, playing with some gum in her mouth. Molly looks back to the whole class.
Anyways, as we were discussing last class, many of the thing around us are made up of different elements. For example, water is made up of 2 hydrogen and an oxygen. It is written like this.
She points to her whiteboard writing of H2O, but something is wrong. It has been vandalized and read as WH2ORE instead, with the W, R, and E written in red marker. The class laughs.
Molly: C'mon guys! This is Harvard. No funny business. We must be mature.
Okay, so let's try carbon dioxide which is CO2, a carbon and 2 oxygen. Like this....
Molly points to the whiteboard again and see CO2CK written on the board. Again with red ink for the second C and the K. The class laughs once again.
Molly: Dammit! Again? Who is doing this?
Out of the corner of her eye, she spots Dean, who is looking at Sandy with a disturbed face. Sandy points at Dean, then points at herself, then makes a phone gesture and blows him a kiss. Molly is irritated and breaks her black dry-erase marker in half. She picks up a new one.
Molly: Well then, let's try Chloride which is...
She immediately turns around to see Sandy, who has snuck up behind her to try and write I and T after Cl. Also, Dean is holding what appears to be a Post-It note with a phone number and red lipstick kiss on it.
MOLLY SMASH
A brawl breaks out between Molly and Sandy. The students are shocked as total chaos ensues. Dean tries to be mediator, but all is lost as desks and books start to fly everywhere. Suddenly, the dean pops in for what he thinks is a routinely visit. Everything comes to a screaching halt. The dean gets hit with an arrant textbook. A wave of irritation comes across his face.
The Dean: Molly. Dean. Leave. NOW. Class is dismissed.
Molly and Dean are stunned at their immediate termination. Sandy gives them a raspberry as she leaves the classroom. Molly and Dean are left alone in their sadness as the scene fades to black.
Dean: So I guess you now understand why those infected guys were such a problem then, huh?
Molly: I guess so. Your battle is now mine. That "thing" took something dear from me. An opportunity to shine.
Dean: But you are feeling better health-wise, right?
Molly: Strangely, no. I've been to the doctors a couple of times in the last few weeks and they said that my illness is not just from that thing. It's something else, but I can't remember what?
Suddenly, around 7:59 a.m., A person is pushed through the doors of the class, as if they were forced to attend against their will. They stumbles and fall on the floor, face first, with their butt in the air. It is at this revealing point that they are a little TOO clearly identified as a female. One dressed in a school uniform complete with a unusually short skirt that could perhaps be better described as a wide belt. She picks herself up, smiles and winks at the guy in back of her, and slowly pulls down her skirt with a lustful expression in her eyes. She then turns her face around to face the class to reveal her identity as Sandy Morton. Molly is stunned.
Molly: How the? Who let "her" into this institution?
Dean: You're familiar with this woman?
Molly: Yes. In quite an unfortunate matter that we shall not speak of.
Dean: Well now I'm interested, seeing as I've had an unfortunate matter before as well. Let's call it even again!
Molly: If I tell you, you will probably vomit and we will not want that. No sir.
Dean: I guess you're right. Don't want to upset breakfast.
The clock strikes 8:00.
Molly: Alright class. CHEM 1101, Introduction to Chemistry, is in session. If you're enrolled in Harvard and are taking this class, then you must be pretty dumb.
Molly looks up to Sandy, who is in the nosebleed section of the class, playing with some gum in her mouth. Molly looks back to the whole class.
Anyways, as we were discussing last class, many of the thing around us are made up of different elements. For example, water is made up of 2 hydrogen and an oxygen. It is written like this.
She points to her whiteboard writing of H2O, but something is wrong. It has been vandalized and read as WH2ORE instead, with the W, R, and E written in red marker. The class laughs.
Molly: C'mon guys! This is Harvard. No funny business. We must be mature.
Okay, so let's try carbon dioxide which is CO2, a carbon and 2 oxygen. Like this....
Molly points to the whiteboard again and see CO2CK written on the board. Again with red ink for the second C and the K. The class laughs once again.
Molly: Dammit! Again? Who is doing this?
Out of the corner of her eye, she spots Dean, who is looking at Sandy with a disturbed face. Sandy points at Dean, then points at herself, then makes a phone gesture and blows him a kiss. Molly is irritated and breaks her black dry-erase marker in half. She picks up a new one.
Molly: Well then, let's try Chloride which is...
She immediately turns around to see Sandy, who has snuck up behind her to try and write I and T after Cl. Also, Dean is holding what appears to be a Post-It note with a phone number and red lipstick kiss on it.
MOLLY SMASH
A brawl breaks out between Molly and Sandy. The students are shocked as total chaos ensues. Dean tries to be mediator, but all is lost as desks and books start to fly everywhere. Suddenly, the dean pops in for what he thinks is a routinely visit. Everything comes to a screaching halt. The dean gets hit with an arrant textbook. A wave of irritation comes across his face.
The Dean: Molly. Dean. Leave. NOW. Class is dismissed.
Molly and Dean are stunned at their immediate termination. Sandy gives them a raspberry as she leaves the classroom. Molly and Dean are left alone in their sadness as the scene fades to black.