March 2010 Voltage
Mar 20, 2010 5:28:34 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Mar 20, 2010 5:28:34 GMT -5
March 2010 Voltage
*Voltage pyro commences as the fans jump around and hold their ears in pain. The camera fades in to Mr. Clyde in his usual ninja garb and Mr. Figaro looking especially "business casual.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Hello fans and welcome back to Voltage where we have a show of great importance."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clothes make the occasion, Clyde. Why don't you dress more professionally?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Why the downgrade from tuxedo to that?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Unfortunately it's hard to get the flexibility needed in a tux."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Unless your tie was cutting off your voice, I'm not sure I follow you."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Every new show there appears to be a need for me to stop a violent act. I want to make sure I'm able to get down to that ring when possible and do what I may need to do."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Ok then, I guess you're as cynical about Genji Security as I am."
*Mr. Figaro's expression contorts*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Not at all, Clyde. I have every confidence that Genji Security is here to protect the peace, just as Geese said. But I have also been appointed by him to make sure that things run smoothly. People need to help each other, Clyde. We can't all be in our "ivory ninja towers" hidden from the world."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Right...everyone can actually see me right here."
[Mr. Figaro:] "BAH! So our main event tonight features former and rightful OG-Joshi World Champion Holly taking on Kat Black. She won some random contendership battle royale or something."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kat Black defeated 7 other very worthy challengers, including former Champion Haley Cannon, to legitimately gain the #1 contendership to the World Title. Holly then used her backstage influence with Geese as leverage to force Celes to make this match."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Kat should just be glad she has this unearned opportunity."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm sure she's grateful to her incredible luck."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Sarcasm is a sign of insecurity, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You can tell that to Holly later."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't think she'll want her victory party interrupted by serious talk."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's get to our first match tonight as Narai Kaeo has challenged Lana to a rematch after what occurred at our previous show."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And Celes gave it to her! Why does she always have to give in to violence!?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Narai didn't threaten anyone, in fact she didn't even make the challenge. Miss Matsuki requested the match and there were no threats insinuated. And Lana was happy to give Narai the rematch, wanting to prove that the previous win wasn't due to a technicality."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Violence, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Lana's victory in the first match was due to Narai's unfamiliarity with the rules of pro wrestling. She was not aware that count-outs existed as a limitation and did not get back into the ring on time before the 20 count. However, she looked impressive enough in the match before that point so that I am sure Lana wishes to compete again to prove her superiority."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That kind of selfishness doesn't help OG-Joshi stay safer."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You don't even know what you're saying anymore cause Geese has-"
*At that moment, Narai Kaeo comes down to ringside and sneers at the commentators.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "See Clyde, this woman is violent and shouldn't be allowed on the roster."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I don't like her attitude but so far she hasn't hurt anyone."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And you wish Lana to be the first?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "If you have so much confidence in Genji Security..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Genji Security isn't the problem, your attitude is!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Lana has come down to the ring and we're gonna get to the match. I strongly suggest that you try to settle yourself down as we have a show to get through and to be brutally honest, your recent bullshit attitude isn't going to fly with me for much longer tonight."
*Mr. Figaro looks shocked.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "We at Orochi-O's Inc. apologize for that graphic and horrific outburst. Mr. Clyde will be fined at the usual rate for such elicit language."
[Mr. Clyde:] "The usual rate as set by your standard."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Let's get to the match and allow Clyde a chance to atone for his behavior."
Match #1: Lana vs. Narai Kaeo
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[Mr. Figaro:] "What violence!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Narai showed that she may have gained some wrestling knowledge, actually making Lana tap out with a very forceful looking backbreaker."
Lana (X) [Giant Backbreaker - 15:51] (O) Narai Kaeo
[Mr. Figaro:] "And up to that point, illegal kicks!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "The only illegal kick OG-Joshi has is to the groin. And none occurred here."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Well-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "What puzzles me is the problem you are having with Narai. Seeing as Miss Matsuki is friends with Drake Yoshida, you should be singing her praises...at least in your current state of mind. So my only guess is that Holly is scared to death about the possibility of having to fight Narai and you're starting a campaign of misinformation to get Narai kicked off the roster."
[Mr. Figaro:] "... Let's go to commercial while Clyde atones for his behavior."
[Mr. Clyde:] "No commercial break necessary, the show has only been going for a bit."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Our advertising partners-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "We don't have an advertising partner. And we're not scheduled for-"
*A commercial break airs for OG-Joshi Amplitude*
[Mr. Figaro:] "There, I hope you have had a chance to calm down. I'll need you to be at your most observant and honest for the next match."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Oh you don't want me observant and honest and neither does Geese."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Your bitterness is because you don't understand him. If you did, like I have recently started, then you would be in the right state of mind."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Someone who HAS started back on the path to the right state of mind is Alicia Gordon. After defeating Haley Cannon at our previous show, Celes told her that Haley wanted to help mentor her to get her back to her competitive but non-violent mindset."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Yeah let's learn nonviolence from a woman who snaps limbs. Ghandi would be proud."
[Mr. Clyde:] "As proud as he is of Geese, I'm sure."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Mr. Geese has great respect for nonviolent resistance!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Right...I bet even Geese is laughing at that comment right now."
[Mr. Figaro:] "The fact is that learning non violence from Haley Cannon is like learning sobriety from Jill Chambers or abstinence from Linda Parker."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Haley Cannon is dangerous to face from the perspective of competition but not health."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh yeah cause after snapping Holly's leg, Haley mystically healed it!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "What did you want her to do, magic?"
*Mr. Figaro gulps.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Haley once broke Holly's leg but that was an accident and Haley even apologized. The reality is that Haley has caused less unintentional injuries then Holly has caused intentionally."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Where are you getting your facts from?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "The world of reality."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't remember that being a world."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Now, we are about to have a match between Alicia Gordon and Haley Cannon against Jill Chambers and Linda Parker. All four woman have come down to the ring, one of them notably stumbling and one of them in high heels. High heels are not allowed in a match, I will add. Haley and Alicia are talking to each other and now Haley has come down from the ring and is walking over here to the commentary table."
[Mr. Figaro:] "SHE'S GONNA TRY TO BREAK OUR LEGS, CLYDE!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "With conversation apparently..."
*Haley whispers to Mr. Clyde who nods, then she goes back to ringside but stands on the floor rather then getting back into the ring.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Apparently Alicia's next test is to face both Linda and Jill by herself. Haley's reason is that Alicia should be put in a tough situation and use wrestling to get out of it rather then violence. Haley waited to tell her about this, making Alicia think it was a tag match, so that Alicia would be surprised and have to fight that much harder to stay under control."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh let's just put a wild shark into a classroom and see if it can stay under control!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "A 'wild' shark? In a waterless classroom? Right. While you try to work your frustration out through irrational analogies, I'll mention that Alicia actually has defeated two women in a handicap match before. She once absolutely obliterated Sandy Morton and Linda Parker, sending Sandy to the hospital with a badly broken nose. Alicia did that by axe kicking a chair onto Sandy's face."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And I'm the lunatic for calling her a 'wild shark'. Let's just put Alicia back in the ring with someone she hates, heck, someone associated with someone she hates even MORE. Alicia can't touch Holly cause of the Cease Fire but she CAN get to Linda and Jill. Nice job on that Cease Fire drafting, Celes."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Both sides agreed to the terms as is. Blame Holly for not including her friends."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly is very misunderstood."
[Mr. Clyde:] "So is Alicia Gordon. Hopefully the next match will help that."
Match #2: Alicia Gordon vs. Jill Chambers/Linda Parker
Linda and Jill do a "rock, paper, scissors" to see who has to start off. Jill wins as she chose "bottle" and that doesn't really work. She still takes a sip from an imaginary bottle though, showing that she came to the match inebriated. She gets in the ring and Alicia shrugs her shoulders.
[Mr. Clyde:] "Even though Jill is friends with Linda and Sandy, she joined their little posse recently so Alicia has no ill will towards her."
[Mr. Figaro:] "So I guess Alicia will only break a FEW of her bones, then. How charitable."
Alicia takes Jill down with a drop toe hold and transitions into a single leg crab. Linda immediately interferes with a slap to Alicia's face but Alicia grabs her hand and then hits her with an elbow."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Celes said that either Alicia or Haley could win this match singlehandedly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Anyone could if they had a gun."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Are you referring to the AG-47?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't want to help her sell t-shirts...even if I'd get a commission."
Linda crawls back to her corner and Alicia picks Jill up. She runs the ropes and hits a hurracarana sending Jill to where Linda is. Alicia is gesturing for Jill to tag Linda in.
[Mr. Figaro:] "And the other shoe didn't take long to drop, Clyde. Alicia got angry that Linda slapped her and now Alicia wants VENGEANCE. Typical Alicia."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's not count chickens before they are hatched."
[Mr. Figaro:] "You calling me a chicken, now!?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Watch the match."
Linda comes in and looks scared at the serious look on Alicia's face. Alicia feigns a high kick but uses her own momentum to then sweep Linda's leg out from under her. Haley applauds Alicia, telling her to keep her cool. Alicia continues sweeping Linda, who has no answer to this assault."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Now she's just humiliating her!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I think Linda's lack of preparation is doing that for herself. Learn to block sweeps."
Alicia grows bored goes for the pin, getting a 2 count. Linda finally gets a poke to the eyes but no, Alicia blocked it with the tried and true "ridge hand" and then follows up with a back chop with that same hand. Linda is knocked down and Alicia ascends the ropes...moonsault footstomp!! Alicia covers for the pin...
[Mr. Clyde:] "Is that Krieger?"
Juli Krieger jumps from the crowd and gets into the ring. She throws Alicia off of Linda and hurls her to the mat. Alicia is totally off balance and Juli begins running the ropes, setting up for the Blitzkrieger when...
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Juli falls on her face as we see Haley Cannon behind her, still on the floor, holding one of Juli's legs.
[Mr. Clyde:] "She's applying the LDT from the outside!! Juli has no way to escape!"
Alicia is recovering from the distraction but has the wherewithal to cover Linda again and gets the 3 count.
Alicia (O) ["Sunset Eclipse" - 8:30] (X) Linda Parker/Jill Chambers
[Mr. Figaro:] "That whole thing was illegal, Haley should be punished!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "She prevented a violent attack by someone who isn't part of the match! How is that illegal!?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Cause Geese wouldn't want this to happen!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Thank you for your honesty but Geese's word isn't the law."
[Mr. Figaro:] "He owns OG-Joshi so yes, Clyde, it is the law. It's time you learned that."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Celes still has a say in that. But what matters now is that Juli is still in that LDT and is absolutely enraged cause of her inability to escape. It's hard enough to escape the LDT but with Haley outside the ring, she is unable to be attacked. Finally, she gives it up on her own accord."
[Mr. Figaro:] "But this isn't good either! Now a prone Juli Krieger is laying in the ring across from her worst enemy, Alicia Gordon! And Linda and Jill are useless here. Juli may be in serious trouble."
*Alicia goes over to Juli, while looking back at Haley. She pushes Juli down and gets into AG-47 position. Haley brings a chair into the ring and holds it in front of Juli's face.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I thought Haley was teaching her to not be violent!"
*Mr. Figaro goes to get up but Clyde holds him back.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Wait - you're about to learn something."
*Alicia kicks the chair AWAY from Juli's face. Then she bends down, shaking her own head and saying:
[Alicia:] "Your power over me is finished. I could have taken your career, but I just want mine back."
*Alicia exits the ring with Haley following proudly in tow while Juli looks absolutely enraged.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "See, Figaro. THIS was the lesson. Haley put her confidence in Alicia by giving her the ultimate temptation but knew she could withstand it and progress on her path. Alicia just took a huge step forward in getting her career back and putting aside her lust for revenge."
[Mr. Figaro:] "...She still could have hurt Juli by kicking that chair away."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Keep looking for excuses."
[Mr. Figaro:] "We better take a commercial break while the medics tend to Juli's HURT leg, HURT by Haley."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Your screaming is hurting my ears."
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[Mr. Clyde:] "And next we have a very important match to determine who gets a shot at the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championships at the next PPV. It will be a one fall triple threat match between Harmony Reed, Jane Dod, and one half of the Tag Champions, Kaori NiGHT."
[Mr. Figaro:] "The Reed Sisters have legitimately earned their #1 contendership, Clyde. I don't know why Celes is even letting the Dods have another chance after they lost at the PPV and attacked the Reeds."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She's doing it to help the Reeds make the same choice as Alicia just did. The Reeds could try to get revenge against the Dods for the attack at the last Voltage, or they could aim to win the Tag Championships. Secondly, by giving the Dods this chance to get into the Tag Title match, they are forbidden from interfering any further if they lose, at risk of termination."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Cause the Dods are known for their strict adherence to rules. Good read by Celes there."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Jane Dod knows that her participation in this match is subject to her agreeing to behave even if she loses tonight. If she or Polly still misbehave and affect the Reeds or J*NiGHT in any way up until the end of the tag title match is complete at the PPV, then the Dods will be fired. Conversely, if Jane wins here tonight, she and Polly get the Tag Title shot for themselves against J*NiGHT."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't like how close the Dods are getting to holding OG-Joshi gold."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I do like that Harmony Reed will have the chance to avoid temptation of revenge and strive for gold as I believe she will make the right choice. If she wins tonight, the Reeds face J*NiGHT at the PPV."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And if Kaori wins, then she and Jenny choose who they will face. Did Celes say that J*NiGHT had to pick either of these two teams though?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Not officially, but I think we can agree that they'll choose the Reeds. Now, with the stakes as they are, tonight's match should be very hard fought. We saw Harmony Reed have the match of her career at last Voltage, rallying to beat Crimson Mask. Many of our fans took a liking to Harmony based on her efforts. We will see if she can reignite that fire tonight to beat one of her two opponents."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Kaori NiGHT is a decorated former champion and self-proclaimed Queen of Professional Wrestling. Even though Holly is the Ace of Professional Wrestling and clearly prettier and more talented."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm sure Holly will pay you well for that."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I get my own enjoyment from complimenting my friends, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Right. Now as for Jane Dod, she is one of the most crafty and dangerous woman on the roster. She has also won multiple singles titles. If she wasn't dedicating her time to her team with Polly, Jane could have a real chance at winning the World Title here. Same goes for Kaori, for that matter."
[Mr. Figaro:] "... But Kaori isn't in a team with Polly."
*Mr. Clyde sighs*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's get to the match and see who will be going to the PPV for a Title shot."
Match #3: Harmony Reed vs. Jane Dod vs. Kaori NiGHT
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[Mr. Figaro:] "Wow, I have to admit - that was a great match."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She did it! For the second show in a row, Harmony Reed has captured lightning in a bottle and pulled off a huge victory. This is definitely the biggest win of her career and with the highest stakes as well. Defeating Kaori NiGHT and earning the Reeds a definite Tag Title shot."
[Mr. Figaro:] "What was amazing to me was how she came back after getting hurt early. She rallied and stayed in the match, picking her spots and getting very close. And finally, she took the win."
[Mr. Clyde:] "This is really what Renaissance was about. And the crowd is really loving what they are seeing here. It's a new year and new stars are rising right in front of their eyes."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I can't argue with that. I have no problem with either of the Reeds and am glad to see that the Dods are taken out of the Title match contention for now."
*Melody runs down to ringside and hugs Harmony. Jane slinks away angry but Kaori stays in the ring and shakes the hands of both Reed Sisters to further applause.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "That's the spirit of OG-Joshi, right there."
Harmony Reed (O) [Standing Moonsault - 28:21] (X) Kaori NiGHT (-) Jane Dod
[Mr. Figaro:] "Well, that's a spirit of OG-Joshi. THE spirit of OG-Joshi is coming up. Her name is Holly. She was the longest reigning OG-Joshi World Champion and has beaten every one who had a claim to being the best. Her minor setback against Visper will be rectified once she beats Kat Black tonight."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She'll certainly have a chance to defeat Kat Black, but it won't be so easy."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Kat has never gotten a win over someone like Holly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Someone who cheats and uses backstage influence?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Someone who has beaten everyone, ever...for ever."
[Mr. Clyde:] "...right, I guess Kat can't beat an opponent who doesn't exist."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Maybe YOU don't exist, Clyde?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Maybe you shouldn't exist around here anymore."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah, looks like it helped to kill my emotions cause that comment, coming from you, could have stung a bit. But let's move on. Holly is coming out to ringside now."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Look at that smile - I've never seen someone more confident!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "She seemed rather angry last time we saw her but-"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly embraces inner joy, she's a positive thinking person. There's no 'can't do' to her."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Jo Ryder found that out, first hand."
[Mr. Figaro:] "HORRIBLE, CLYDE! HORRIBLE THING TO SAY! APOLOGIZE!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Nope, deal with it."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't think I like what you've become."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kat is coming to the ring next."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Answer me."
[Mr. Clyde:] "What you said wasn't a question. Let's move on."
[Mr. Figaro:] "All I hear from you is hatred for Geese and Holly, you forgot the reason we all came here."
[Mr. Clyde:] "History lesson - the reason we came here was to help Geese after Holly dumped him and humiliated him. Looks like my memory is a bit better, but then again my mind is my own."
[Mr. Figaro:] "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Ask Geese. Meanwhile, we have a match to get to and Kat is still walking to the ring."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That's cause she's nervous."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She's walking to the ring slowly but with purpose."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Scared to death, Clyde. She can barely move one foot in front of another."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kat Black isn't scared, and she isn't scared of Holly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Im just calling it as I see it. The girl is fear-stricken. She even trips on the bottom rope!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Hmmm..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Crap...um, I mean, well that can happen to anyone, really."
[Mr. Clyde:] "No, it can't."
*Mr. Clyde goes to get up but Figaro suddenly pushes him back into his seat and places a pair of handcuffs (hammerspace strikes again!) around him which he attaches to the table. Clyde looks at him with an expression that could send a lesser man running but Figaro just shakes his head.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "You're gonna watch Kat's hopes and dreams die."
[Mr. Clyde:] "This is how you all make your move? Short-sighted."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Sorry old friend, but you failed to evolve."
*Mr. Figaro placed a piece of duct tape over Clyde's mouth.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Now that we can go back to purely objective, fair commentary, let's get to this match."
Match #4: Kat Black vs. Holly
Kat Black tentatively goes to attack Holly with a kick to the stomach but Holly laughs it off. She motions for Kat to kick her again but Holly just reacts like she's been tickled. Holly then points to her chin.
[Mr. Figaro:] "What sportsmanship! Holly is giving Kat a free shot!"
Kat winds up for a kick but barely clear's Holly's waist, again only delivering a light shot to her stomach.
[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh this is great! Clyde what do you think!?"
*Figaro turns to Clyde...but he's gone, vanished.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "SHIT! Emergency!! Code 140002 Beta 293939! I repeat niner, niner the pigeon has roost!"
Meanwhile in the ring, the ref (McGuirk) has gotten Holly to finally break her single leg crab against Kat when she grabs the ropes. Holly wipes her forehead as if she needs a breather. Kat then attempts a running cross body but Holly catches her and slams her down. Kat screams in a more feminine way then usual."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly is really dominating Kat here, I can't believe Kat was allowed in the same ring!"
Kat grabs a rear waistlock and Holly does her best to keep her face away from Kat's mask. The crowd starts buzzing in reaction. Kat goes for the Blackout but Holly hits a rather weak low blow, sending Kat down. Then Holly puts the H-Lock 69 on and Kat immediately taps out.
[Mr. Figaro:] "And your winner and new #1 Contender-
"Not on your life."
*General Celes has come out to ringside with a microphone, glaring at Figaro. Figaro goes to stand up but Celes beats him to it, kicking the chair leg out from under him, causing him to tumble forward hitting his head against the desk. He appears temporarily knocked out.*
[Celes:] "I am disappointed in you. But unfortunately, I don't have the luxury of time to deal with you now."
*Celes runs down to ringside. As she does so, Kat Black miraculously springs up from the mat (after she was writhing in pain) and tries to escape but Celes grabs her. She takes the mask off to reveal...
Sandy Morton!!
[Sandy:] "And i would have like totally gotten away with it if it wasn't for the ninja and junk!"
*Celes pushes Sandy away from her and gets into the ring to face Holly.*
[Celes:] "Next time you try to fool us, do it with someone that has actual balance and acting talent."
*Holly is enraged that her ruse has been shown for what it is*
[Celes:] "Clyde alerted me that something was wrong and so I sent some friends backstage."
*The Orochi-Tron turns on and we see Clyde, Kim Cross, Alicia Gordon, and Haley Cannon marching to Juli Krieger's locker room. Alicia kicks the door down to find Kat tied up and guarded by Juli, Linda, and Jill. Kim, Alicia, and Haley fight the three off while Clyde unties Kat and helps her escape. The two run to ringside and Kat emerges to huge audience applause. Clyde pats her on the back and she walks to the ring.*
[Celes:] "Now it is time for the real #1 Contendership Match. Kat Black vs. Holly."
[Holly:] "Like hell-"
[Celes:] "You either wrestle her or you fight me. You got that?"
*Holly looks shocked but she doesn't get a chance to answer as Kat Black immediately starts the match.*
Real Match #4: Kat Black vs. Holly
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*After the match is over, we see Mr. Figaro hand-cuffed to the desk and Clyde standing over him. Figaro is regaining consciousness but can't do escape. Meanwhile, Holly gets up and is in Celes' face.*
Kat Black (O) [Small Package - 24:57] (X) Holly
[Holly:] "YOU SCREWED ME!!"
[Celes:] "Had you not used an illegal move like a choke, I wouldn't have had to break the hold."
[Holly:] "You distracted me! You're the reason I lost! Geese won't let this stand!"
[Celes:] "And I will not let you kill the credibility of this promotion."
*Holly storms out of the ring as Celes goes to raise the hand of an exhausted and victorious Kat Black. As she is doing so, Holly gets back into the ring with a chair!
She goes to swing it at Kat but Celes beats her to it with a kneeling punch to Holly's stomach.
(Someone from the crowd yells out "FALCON PAAAUNCH!")
Holly crumbles to her hands and knees while her eyes suddenly go wide...she then vomits all over the ring.
Celes sneers down at her as Holly is in agony at the punch. Figaro sees this, roars, and breaks the handcuffs off the desk to run down to her aid. Geese also storms down the ramp from backstage. Kat and Celes leave the ring as Figaro, Geese, the medics, and Genji Security rush to it. Geese points a few of the security guards to Kat and Celes but Clyde easily fights them all off. Geese gets ready to leave the ring to pursue them himself but Holly is screaming for him. He glances at her and then at Clyde and Celes, and finally goes to Holly's side. After a few minutes, he grabs a microphone and looks at Celes and Clyde.*
[Geese:] "You both are fired. And if I ever see the two of you again, I will kill you on the spot."
*Clyde and Celes look up at Figaro who is enraged and screaming at them. But they ignore him and leave with Kat who is no longer celebrating but just seems shocked.
The medics are still attending to Holly who looks like she got shot in the stomach. Geese is on his knees holding her hand and Figaro is apologizing for his inability to help more. The medics finally begin wheeling Holly out on a stretcher as her face is pale and she continues to dry heave.
They pass a woman who is standing on the entrance ramp, having watched this whole ordeal, frozen from fear and confusion. Geese looks at her and his final words of the show are:
[Geese:] "Monday morning...my office, General Carter."
*They continue backstage as she remains wide eyed and in utter shock. Fade to black.*
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*Voltage pyro commences as the fans jump around and hold their ears in pain. The camera fades in to Mr. Clyde in his usual ninja garb and Mr. Figaro looking especially "business casual.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Hello fans and welcome back to Voltage where we have a show of great importance."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clothes make the occasion, Clyde. Why don't you dress more professionally?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Why the downgrade from tuxedo to that?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Unfortunately it's hard to get the flexibility needed in a tux."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Unless your tie was cutting off your voice, I'm not sure I follow you."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Every new show there appears to be a need for me to stop a violent act. I want to make sure I'm able to get down to that ring when possible and do what I may need to do."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Ok then, I guess you're as cynical about Genji Security as I am."
*Mr. Figaro's expression contorts*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Not at all, Clyde. I have every confidence that Genji Security is here to protect the peace, just as Geese said. But I have also been appointed by him to make sure that things run smoothly. People need to help each other, Clyde. We can't all be in our "ivory ninja towers" hidden from the world."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Right...everyone can actually see me right here."
[Mr. Figaro:] "BAH! So our main event tonight features former and rightful OG-Joshi World Champion Holly taking on Kat Black. She won some random contendership battle royale or something."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kat Black defeated 7 other very worthy challengers, including former Champion Haley Cannon, to legitimately gain the #1 contendership to the World Title. Holly then used her backstage influence with Geese as leverage to force Celes to make this match."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Kat should just be glad she has this unearned opportunity."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm sure she's grateful to her incredible luck."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Sarcasm is a sign of insecurity, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You can tell that to Holly later."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't think she'll want her victory party interrupted by serious talk."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's get to our first match tonight as Narai Kaeo has challenged Lana to a rematch after what occurred at our previous show."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And Celes gave it to her! Why does she always have to give in to violence!?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Narai didn't threaten anyone, in fact she didn't even make the challenge. Miss Matsuki requested the match and there were no threats insinuated. And Lana was happy to give Narai the rematch, wanting to prove that the previous win wasn't due to a technicality."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Violence, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Lana's victory in the first match was due to Narai's unfamiliarity with the rules of pro wrestling. She was not aware that count-outs existed as a limitation and did not get back into the ring on time before the 20 count. However, she looked impressive enough in the match before that point so that I am sure Lana wishes to compete again to prove her superiority."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That kind of selfishness doesn't help OG-Joshi stay safer."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You don't even know what you're saying anymore cause Geese has-"
*At that moment, Narai Kaeo comes down to ringside and sneers at the commentators.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "See Clyde, this woman is violent and shouldn't be allowed on the roster."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I don't like her attitude but so far she hasn't hurt anyone."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And you wish Lana to be the first?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "If you have so much confidence in Genji Security..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Genji Security isn't the problem, your attitude is!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Lana has come down to the ring and we're gonna get to the match. I strongly suggest that you try to settle yourself down as we have a show to get through and to be brutally honest, your recent bullshit attitude isn't going to fly with me for much longer tonight."
*Mr. Figaro looks shocked.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "We at Orochi-O's Inc. apologize for that graphic and horrific outburst. Mr. Clyde will be fined at the usual rate for such elicit language."
[Mr. Clyde:] "The usual rate as set by your standard."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Let's get to the match and allow Clyde a chance to atone for his behavior."
Match #1: Lana vs. Narai Kaeo
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[Mr. Figaro:] "What violence!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Narai showed that she may have gained some wrestling knowledge, actually making Lana tap out with a very forceful looking backbreaker."
Lana (X) [Giant Backbreaker - 15:51] (O) Narai Kaeo
[Mr. Figaro:] "And up to that point, illegal kicks!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "The only illegal kick OG-Joshi has is to the groin. And none occurred here."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Well-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "What puzzles me is the problem you are having with Narai. Seeing as Miss Matsuki is friends with Drake Yoshida, you should be singing her praises...at least in your current state of mind. So my only guess is that Holly is scared to death about the possibility of having to fight Narai and you're starting a campaign of misinformation to get Narai kicked off the roster."
[Mr. Figaro:] "... Let's go to commercial while Clyde atones for his behavior."
[Mr. Clyde:] "No commercial break necessary, the show has only been going for a bit."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Our advertising partners-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "We don't have an advertising partner. And we're not scheduled for-"
*A commercial break airs for OG-Joshi Amplitude*
[Mr. Figaro:] "There, I hope you have had a chance to calm down. I'll need you to be at your most observant and honest for the next match."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Oh you don't want me observant and honest and neither does Geese."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Your bitterness is because you don't understand him. If you did, like I have recently started, then you would be in the right state of mind."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Someone who HAS started back on the path to the right state of mind is Alicia Gordon. After defeating Haley Cannon at our previous show, Celes told her that Haley wanted to help mentor her to get her back to her competitive but non-violent mindset."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Yeah let's learn nonviolence from a woman who snaps limbs. Ghandi would be proud."
[Mr. Clyde:] "As proud as he is of Geese, I'm sure."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Mr. Geese has great respect for nonviolent resistance!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Right...I bet even Geese is laughing at that comment right now."
[Mr. Figaro:] "The fact is that learning non violence from Haley Cannon is like learning sobriety from Jill Chambers or abstinence from Linda Parker."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Haley Cannon is dangerous to face from the perspective of competition but not health."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh yeah cause after snapping Holly's leg, Haley mystically healed it!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "What did you want her to do, magic?"
*Mr. Figaro gulps.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Haley once broke Holly's leg but that was an accident and Haley even apologized. The reality is that Haley has caused less unintentional injuries then Holly has caused intentionally."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Where are you getting your facts from?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "The world of reality."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't remember that being a world."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Now, we are about to have a match between Alicia Gordon and Haley Cannon against Jill Chambers and Linda Parker. All four woman have come down to the ring, one of them notably stumbling and one of them in high heels. High heels are not allowed in a match, I will add. Haley and Alicia are talking to each other and now Haley has come down from the ring and is walking over here to the commentary table."
[Mr. Figaro:] "SHE'S GONNA TRY TO BREAK OUR LEGS, CLYDE!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "With conversation apparently..."
*Haley whispers to Mr. Clyde who nods, then she goes back to ringside but stands on the floor rather then getting back into the ring.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Apparently Alicia's next test is to face both Linda and Jill by herself. Haley's reason is that Alicia should be put in a tough situation and use wrestling to get out of it rather then violence. Haley waited to tell her about this, making Alicia think it was a tag match, so that Alicia would be surprised and have to fight that much harder to stay under control."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh let's just put a wild shark into a classroom and see if it can stay under control!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "A 'wild' shark? In a waterless classroom? Right. While you try to work your frustration out through irrational analogies, I'll mention that Alicia actually has defeated two women in a handicap match before. She once absolutely obliterated Sandy Morton and Linda Parker, sending Sandy to the hospital with a badly broken nose. Alicia did that by axe kicking a chair onto Sandy's face."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And I'm the lunatic for calling her a 'wild shark'. Let's just put Alicia back in the ring with someone she hates, heck, someone associated with someone she hates even MORE. Alicia can't touch Holly cause of the Cease Fire but she CAN get to Linda and Jill. Nice job on that Cease Fire drafting, Celes."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Both sides agreed to the terms as is. Blame Holly for not including her friends."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly is very misunderstood."
[Mr. Clyde:] "So is Alicia Gordon. Hopefully the next match will help that."
Match #2: Alicia Gordon vs. Jill Chambers/Linda Parker
Linda and Jill do a "rock, paper, scissors" to see who has to start off. Jill wins as she chose "bottle" and that doesn't really work. She still takes a sip from an imaginary bottle though, showing that she came to the match inebriated. She gets in the ring and Alicia shrugs her shoulders.
[Mr. Clyde:] "Even though Jill is friends with Linda and Sandy, she joined their little posse recently so Alicia has no ill will towards her."
[Mr. Figaro:] "So I guess Alicia will only break a FEW of her bones, then. How charitable."
Alicia takes Jill down with a drop toe hold and transitions into a single leg crab. Linda immediately interferes with a slap to Alicia's face but Alicia grabs her hand and then hits her with an elbow."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Celes said that either Alicia or Haley could win this match singlehandedly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Anyone could if they had a gun."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Are you referring to the AG-47?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't want to help her sell t-shirts...even if I'd get a commission."
Linda crawls back to her corner and Alicia picks Jill up. She runs the ropes and hits a hurracarana sending Jill to where Linda is. Alicia is gesturing for Jill to tag Linda in.
[Mr. Figaro:] "And the other shoe didn't take long to drop, Clyde. Alicia got angry that Linda slapped her and now Alicia wants VENGEANCE. Typical Alicia."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's not count chickens before they are hatched."
[Mr. Figaro:] "You calling me a chicken, now!?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Watch the match."
Linda comes in and looks scared at the serious look on Alicia's face. Alicia feigns a high kick but uses her own momentum to then sweep Linda's leg out from under her. Haley applauds Alicia, telling her to keep her cool. Alicia continues sweeping Linda, who has no answer to this assault."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Now she's just humiliating her!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I think Linda's lack of preparation is doing that for herself. Learn to block sweeps."
Alicia grows bored goes for the pin, getting a 2 count. Linda finally gets a poke to the eyes but no, Alicia blocked it with the tried and true "ridge hand" and then follows up with a back chop with that same hand. Linda is knocked down and Alicia ascends the ropes...moonsault footstomp!! Alicia covers for the pin...
[Mr. Clyde:] "Is that Krieger?"
Juli Krieger jumps from the crowd and gets into the ring. She throws Alicia off of Linda and hurls her to the mat. Alicia is totally off balance and Juli begins running the ropes, setting up for the Blitzkrieger when...
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Juli falls on her face as we see Haley Cannon behind her, still on the floor, holding one of Juli's legs.
[Mr. Clyde:] "She's applying the LDT from the outside!! Juli has no way to escape!"
Alicia is recovering from the distraction but has the wherewithal to cover Linda again and gets the 3 count.
Alicia (O) ["Sunset Eclipse" - 8:30] (X) Linda Parker/Jill Chambers
[Mr. Figaro:] "That whole thing was illegal, Haley should be punished!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "She prevented a violent attack by someone who isn't part of the match! How is that illegal!?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Cause Geese wouldn't want this to happen!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Thank you for your honesty but Geese's word isn't the law."
[Mr. Figaro:] "He owns OG-Joshi so yes, Clyde, it is the law. It's time you learned that."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Celes still has a say in that. But what matters now is that Juli is still in that LDT and is absolutely enraged cause of her inability to escape. It's hard enough to escape the LDT but with Haley outside the ring, she is unable to be attacked. Finally, she gives it up on her own accord."
[Mr. Figaro:] "But this isn't good either! Now a prone Juli Krieger is laying in the ring across from her worst enemy, Alicia Gordon! And Linda and Jill are useless here. Juli may be in serious trouble."
*Alicia goes over to Juli, while looking back at Haley. She pushes Juli down and gets into AG-47 position. Haley brings a chair into the ring and holds it in front of Juli's face.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I thought Haley was teaching her to not be violent!"
*Mr. Figaro goes to get up but Clyde holds him back.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Wait - you're about to learn something."
*Alicia kicks the chair AWAY from Juli's face. Then she bends down, shaking her own head and saying:
[Alicia:] "Your power over me is finished. I could have taken your career, but I just want mine back."
*Alicia exits the ring with Haley following proudly in tow while Juli looks absolutely enraged.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "See, Figaro. THIS was the lesson. Haley put her confidence in Alicia by giving her the ultimate temptation but knew she could withstand it and progress on her path. Alicia just took a huge step forward in getting her career back and putting aside her lust for revenge."
[Mr. Figaro:] "...She still could have hurt Juli by kicking that chair away."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Keep looking for excuses."
[Mr. Figaro:] "We better take a commercial break while the medics tend to Juli's HURT leg, HURT by Haley."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Your screaming is hurting my ears."
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[Mr. Clyde:] "And next we have a very important match to determine who gets a shot at the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championships at the next PPV. It will be a one fall triple threat match between Harmony Reed, Jane Dod, and one half of the Tag Champions, Kaori NiGHT."
[Mr. Figaro:] "The Reed Sisters have legitimately earned their #1 contendership, Clyde. I don't know why Celes is even letting the Dods have another chance after they lost at the PPV and attacked the Reeds."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She's doing it to help the Reeds make the same choice as Alicia just did. The Reeds could try to get revenge against the Dods for the attack at the last Voltage, or they could aim to win the Tag Championships. Secondly, by giving the Dods this chance to get into the Tag Title match, they are forbidden from interfering any further if they lose, at risk of termination."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Cause the Dods are known for their strict adherence to rules. Good read by Celes there."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Jane Dod knows that her participation in this match is subject to her agreeing to behave even if she loses tonight. If she or Polly still misbehave and affect the Reeds or J*NiGHT in any way up until the end of the tag title match is complete at the PPV, then the Dods will be fired. Conversely, if Jane wins here tonight, she and Polly get the Tag Title shot for themselves against J*NiGHT."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't like how close the Dods are getting to holding OG-Joshi gold."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I do like that Harmony Reed will have the chance to avoid temptation of revenge and strive for gold as I believe she will make the right choice. If she wins tonight, the Reeds face J*NiGHT at the PPV."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And if Kaori wins, then she and Jenny choose who they will face. Did Celes say that J*NiGHT had to pick either of these two teams though?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Not officially, but I think we can agree that they'll choose the Reeds. Now, with the stakes as they are, tonight's match should be very hard fought. We saw Harmony Reed have the match of her career at last Voltage, rallying to beat Crimson Mask. Many of our fans took a liking to Harmony based on her efforts. We will see if she can reignite that fire tonight to beat one of her two opponents."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Kaori NiGHT is a decorated former champion and self-proclaimed Queen of Professional Wrestling. Even though Holly is the Ace of Professional Wrestling and clearly prettier and more talented."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm sure Holly will pay you well for that."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I get my own enjoyment from complimenting my friends, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Right. Now as for Jane Dod, she is one of the most crafty and dangerous woman on the roster. She has also won multiple singles titles. If she wasn't dedicating her time to her team with Polly, Jane could have a real chance at winning the World Title here. Same goes for Kaori, for that matter."
[Mr. Figaro:] "... But Kaori isn't in a team with Polly."
*Mr. Clyde sighs*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's get to the match and see who will be going to the PPV for a Title shot."
Match #3: Harmony Reed vs. Jane Dod vs. Kaori NiGHT
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[Mr. Figaro:] "Wow, I have to admit - that was a great match."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She did it! For the second show in a row, Harmony Reed has captured lightning in a bottle and pulled off a huge victory. This is definitely the biggest win of her career and with the highest stakes as well. Defeating Kaori NiGHT and earning the Reeds a definite Tag Title shot."
[Mr. Figaro:] "What was amazing to me was how she came back after getting hurt early. She rallied and stayed in the match, picking her spots and getting very close. And finally, she took the win."
[Mr. Clyde:] "This is really what Renaissance was about. And the crowd is really loving what they are seeing here. It's a new year and new stars are rising right in front of their eyes."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I can't argue with that. I have no problem with either of the Reeds and am glad to see that the Dods are taken out of the Title match contention for now."
*Melody runs down to ringside and hugs Harmony. Jane slinks away angry but Kaori stays in the ring and shakes the hands of both Reed Sisters to further applause.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "That's the spirit of OG-Joshi, right there."
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[Mr. Figaro:] "Well, that's a spirit of OG-Joshi. THE spirit of OG-Joshi is coming up. Her name is Holly. She was the longest reigning OG-Joshi World Champion and has beaten every one who had a claim to being the best. Her minor setback against Visper will be rectified once she beats Kat Black tonight."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She'll certainly have a chance to defeat Kat Black, but it won't be so easy."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Kat has never gotten a win over someone like Holly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Someone who cheats and uses backstage influence?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Someone who has beaten everyone, ever...for ever."
[Mr. Clyde:] "...right, I guess Kat can't beat an opponent who doesn't exist."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Maybe YOU don't exist, Clyde?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Maybe you shouldn't exist around here anymore."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah, looks like it helped to kill my emotions cause that comment, coming from you, could have stung a bit. But let's move on. Holly is coming out to ringside now."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Look at that smile - I've never seen someone more confident!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "She seemed rather angry last time we saw her but-"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly embraces inner joy, she's a positive thinking person. There's no 'can't do' to her."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Jo Ryder found that out, first hand."
[Mr. Figaro:] "HORRIBLE, CLYDE! HORRIBLE THING TO SAY! APOLOGIZE!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Nope, deal with it."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't think I like what you've become."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kat is coming to the ring next."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Answer me."
[Mr. Clyde:] "What you said wasn't a question. Let's move on."
[Mr. Figaro:] "All I hear from you is hatred for Geese and Holly, you forgot the reason we all came here."
[Mr. Clyde:] "History lesson - the reason we came here was to help Geese after Holly dumped him and humiliated him. Looks like my memory is a bit better, but then again my mind is my own."
[Mr. Figaro:] "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Ask Geese. Meanwhile, we have a match to get to and Kat is still walking to the ring."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That's cause she's nervous."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She's walking to the ring slowly but with purpose."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Scared to death, Clyde. She can barely move one foot in front of another."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kat Black isn't scared, and she isn't scared of Holly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Im just calling it as I see it. The girl is fear-stricken. She even trips on the bottom rope!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Hmmm..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Crap...um, I mean, well that can happen to anyone, really."
[Mr. Clyde:] "No, it can't."
*Mr. Clyde goes to get up but Figaro suddenly pushes him back into his seat and places a pair of handcuffs (hammerspace strikes again!) around him which he attaches to the table. Clyde looks at him with an expression that could send a lesser man running but Figaro just shakes his head.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "You're gonna watch Kat's hopes and dreams die."
[Mr. Clyde:] "This is how you all make your move? Short-sighted."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Sorry old friend, but you failed to evolve."
*Mr. Figaro placed a piece of duct tape over Clyde's mouth.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Now that we can go back to purely objective, fair commentary, let's get to this match."
Match #4: Kat Black vs. Holly
Kat Black tentatively goes to attack Holly with a kick to the stomach but Holly laughs it off. She motions for Kat to kick her again but Holly just reacts like she's been tickled. Holly then points to her chin.
[Mr. Figaro:] "What sportsmanship! Holly is giving Kat a free shot!"
Kat winds up for a kick but barely clear's Holly's waist, again only delivering a light shot to her stomach.
[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh this is great! Clyde what do you think!?"
*Figaro turns to Clyde...but he's gone, vanished.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "SHIT! Emergency!! Code 140002 Beta 293939! I repeat niner, niner the pigeon has roost!"
Meanwhile in the ring, the ref (McGuirk) has gotten Holly to finally break her single leg crab against Kat when she grabs the ropes. Holly wipes her forehead as if she needs a breather. Kat then attempts a running cross body but Holly catches her and slams her down. Kat screams in a more feminine way then usual."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly is really dominating Kat here, I can't believe Kat was allowed in the same ring!"
Kat grabs a rear waistlock and Holly does her best to keep her face away from Kat's mask. The crowd starts buzzing in reaction. Kat goes for the Blackout but Holly hits a rather weak low blow, sending Kat down. Then Holly puts the H-Lock 69 on and Kat immediately taps out.
[Mr. Figaro:] "And your winner and new #1 Contender-
"Not on your life."
*General Celes has come out to ringside with a microphone, glaring at Figaro. Figaro goes to stand up but Celes beats him to it, kicking the chair leg out from under him, causing him to tumble forward hitting his head against the desk. He appears temporarily knocked out.*
[Celes:] "I am disappointed in you. But unfortunately, I don't have the luxury of time to deal with you now."
*Celes runs down to ringside. As she does so, Kat Black miraculously springs up from the mat (after she was writhing in pain) and tries to escape but Celes grabs her. She takes the mask off to reveal...
Sandy Morton!!
[Sandy:] "And i would have like totally gotten away with it if it wasn't for the ninja and junk!"
*Celes pushes Sandy away from her and gets into the ring to face Holly.*
[Celes:] "Next time you try to fool us, do it with someone that has actual balance and acting talent."
*Holly is enraged that her ruse has been shown for what it is*
[Celes:] "Clyde alerted me that something was wrong and so I sent some friends backstage."
*The Orochi-Tron turns on and we see Clyde, Kim Cross, Alicia Gordon, and Haley Cannon marching to Juli Krieger's locker room. Alicia kicks the door down to find Kat tied up and guarded by Juli, Linda, and Jill. Kim, Alicia, and Haley fight the three off while Clyde unties Kat and helps her escape. The two run to ringside and Kat emerges to huge audience applause. Clyde pats her on the back and she walks to the ring.*
[Celes:] "Now it is time for the real #1 Contendership Match. Kat Black vs. Holly."
[Holly:] "Like hell-"
[Celes:] "You either wrestle her or you fight me. You got that?"
*Holly looks shocked but she doesn't get a chance to answer as Kat Black immediately starts the match.*
Real Match #4: Kat Black vs. Holly
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*After the match is over, we see Mr. Figaro hand-cuffed to the desk and Clyde standing over him. Figaro is regaining consciousness but can't do escape. Meanwhile, Holly gets up and is in Celes' face.*
Kat Black (O) [Small Package - 24:57] (X) Holly
[Holly:] "YOU SCREWED ME!!"
[Celes:] "Had you not used an illegal move like a choke, I wouldn't have had to break the hold."
[Holly:] "You distracted me! You're the reason I lost! Geese won't let this stand!"
[Celes:] "And I will not let you kill the credibility of this promotion."
*Holly storms out of the ring as Celes goes to raise the hand of an exhausted and victorious Kat Black. As she is doing so, Holly gets back into the ring with a chair!
She goes to swing it at Kat but Celes beats her to it with a kneeling punch to Holly's stomach.
(Someone from the crowd yells out "FALCON PAAAUNCH!")
Holly crumbles to her hands and knees while her eyes suddenly go wide...she then vomits all over the ring.
Celes sneers down at her as Holly is in agony at the punch. Figaro sees this, roars, and breaks the handcuffs off the desk to run down to her aid. Geese also storms down the ramp from backstage. Kat and Celes leave the ring as Figaro, Geese, the medics, and Genji Security rush to it. Geese points a few of the security guards to Kat and Celes but Clyde easily fights them all off. Geese gets ready to leave the ring to pursue them himself but Holly is screaming for him. He glances at her and then at Clyde and Celes, and finally goes to Holly's side. After a few minutes, he grabs a microphone and looks at Celes and Clyde.*
[Geese:] "You both are fired. And if I ever see the two of you again, I will kill you on the spot."
*Clyde and Celes look up at Figaro who is enraged and screaming at them. But they ignore him and leave with Kat who is no longer celebrating but just seems shocked.
The medics are still attending to Holly who looks like she got shot in the stomach. Geese is on his knees holding her hand and Figaro is apologizing for his inability to help more. The medics finally begin wheeling Holly out on a stretcher as her face is pale and she continues to dry heave.
They pass a woman who is standing on the entrance ramp, having watched this whole ordeal, frozen from fear and confusion. Geese looks at her and his final words of the show are:
[Geese:] "Monday morning...my office, General Carter."
*They continue backstage as she remains wide eyed and in utter shock. Fade to black.*
*Fin*