A formula for revenge

[OrochiGeese]

*We're in a barren apartment with very little furniture and only artificial lighting. Holly is sitting on a patchwork brown couch watching a small television set and looking bored when there's a knock on the door. One of the Genji Security guards ask what the password is. It is presumably answered as the door opens and another Genji Security guard escorting a teary eyedSandy Morton walks in.*

[Holly:] "Sandy!"

*Sandy runs to Holly to hug her but Holly waves her off.*

[Holly:] "Whoa whoa remember, no touching. Touch with your uh...words. Yeah."

[Sandy:] "Please...I showered and used the stuff the doctor got me!"

*Holly sighs as she sees how upset Sandy is.*

[Holly:] "Fine, fine."

*Sandy quickly hugs Holly and continues crying.*

[Holly:] "You get 30 seconds - not just cause that's the longest I can be exposed to you before we share more then friendship. I can't have you crying over a loss when we should be preparing for your next win."

[Sandy:] "But didn't you see what Molly Cule just did to me!?"

*Holly laughs*

[Holly:] "I don't watch Amplidude."

*Sandy explains what happened in the match as Holly shakes her head sympathetically.*

[Holly:] "Ok, you've already gotten her beat, you just need to finish the job."

[Sandy:] "What do you mean? I've never been dominated more -"

*Holly raises her eyebrow*

[Sandy:] "In a match I mean, in a match by another woman. I've never been humiliated more."

[Holly:] "How were you against her in that 6 woman match?"

[Sandy:] "Well that's where it all started. See, I beat her by sitting on her face. I even queefed."

*Holly clears her throat and stifles a gag reflex.*

[Holly:] "And how aggressive was she in that match?"

[Sandy:] "I dunno, it wasn't just her. Xiang and Kellie were there too."

[Holly:] "So Molly didn't make an impression on you, certainly not as much as you made on her...face."

[Sandy:] "Haha, yeah. But she was so aggressive when she faced me alone."

[Holly:] "Hun - you totally got into her head! This is a good thing. It means we can manipulate her."

[Sandy:] "I don't get it."

[Holly:] "Listen - don't go hugging me again but when I got off the phone with Linda complaining to me after your match, I decided to do some research into Molly's background. I want to help you out here."

[Sandy:] "OMG thanks!!"

[Holly:] "I know, i know. Ok here's what I learned. Molly hasn't been a wrestler for that long. This means that she's not in total control of her emotions when she faces someone that does something she doesn't expect. I don't blame the girl - you sat on her face. If you did that to ME in a match, I'd probably lose my cool for a bit too. But I'd recover faster and not let her get into my head the way you did."

[Sandy:] "But why is that a bad thing for her if she used it against me to win?!"

[Holly:] "In one match. Her emotions provided her with a short term gain that sacrificed a long term loss. Cause she just telegraphed that she has a room available in her head that she chosen to rent to you."

[Sandy:] "Room rent analogy?"

[Holly:] "You switch safe house apartments every week and see if you don't focus on it!"

[Sandy:] "Ok, so what do we do to turn her own intensity against her?"

[Holly:] "Well it turns out Miss Cule is actually Professor Cule."

[Sandy:] "Eeww...she like teaches stuff?"

[Holly:] "Chemistry."

[Sandy:] "Double eew."

[Holly:] "At Harvard University."

*Sandy retches a bit on the floor and one of hte guards go to clean it up with a CDC kit.*

[Holly:] "Molly Cule is a high level academic and we're going to exploit this."

[Sandy:] "How are we gonna out-smart a Harvard professor?"

[Holly:] "By beating her at her own game."

[Sandy:] "What..what do you mean? I don't know chemistry other then well...sex and stuff."

[Holly:] "We are going to teach you real chemistry...and I want you to learn from the best. I've talked to Geese, he's pulled some strings to get you the 'best professor' possible. Sandy Morton is going to college."

*Sandy jumps up and is excited*

[Sandy:] "Woo!! Keg parties, sorority pledging, just like the last time i failed out of college!"

[Holly:] "No...you're just going for one class with one special professor."

[Sandy:] "Oh...so am I like going to NYU or something?"

*Holly smacks her own forehead and sighs*

[Holly:] "You really didn't catch on to any of that, did ya..."

*Sandy throws her hands up, clearly confused*

[Holly:] "Sandy - you're going to Harvard to be in Molly's class! SHE is going to be your professor!!"

[Sandy:] "But she'll like totally fail me."

*Holly shakes her head silently for a few seconds.*

[Holly:] "It looks like I'm gonna have to give you more homework then I thought."

[Sandy:] "Wait I'm gonna get homework from her AND you?"

*Holly looks at the guard that brought Sandy in and nods.*

[Holly:] "I'll call you later Sandy."

[Sandy:] "But I just got here!"

[Holly:] "You have a plane to catch."

*The guard takes Sandy's arm and walks off with her."

[Sandy:] "Bye Holly, thanks!"

[Holly:] "Good luck...you're gonna need it."

*The door closes and Holly goes back to watching TV, looking utterly exhausted from the exchange.*