February 2010 Voltage
Feb 2, 2010 4:54:35 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 2, 2010 4:54:35 GMT -5
January 2010 Voltage
*The Voltage auditorium in the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena is buzzing with activity here as dedicated (and disgruntled) OG-Joshi fans are in disbelief that the show is actually back. Go ahead - rub your eyes in surprise! Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro come to the broadcast tables wearing suits and looking serious.
[Mr. Clyde:] "Welcome OG-Joshi fans to the year 2010."
[Mr. Figaro:] "A year where we are ready to get back to the basics about what we do here. No more messing around, just straight wrestling."
[Mr. Clyde:] "...really?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "I've set a bad example the last few years with my tomfoolery on commentary and that may have partially led to people thinking they can do whatever they want, that we don't have strict standards of behavior. A difference between right and wrong. I promised Geese that I'm gonna be serious again so that everyone knows this is a place of honor and order."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Geese is really into that whole "order" thing, after all..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Unfortunately it's hard to have order when we aren't sure what is going to happen tonight."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Due to Holly stirring the pot backstage and privately lobbying Geese for a Title rematch."
[Mr. Figaro:] "She's a friend, Clyde. She had some concerns and it's right to address them."
[Mr. Clyde:] "As a result, besides a few stipulated matches that Celes had made which don't affect Holly, we do not have a full card planned for you tonight. We do know that Lana is set to face newcomer Narai Kaeo in what will be a serious test for Narai. And we know that the #1 Contenders to the OG-Joshi Tag Titles, the Reed Sisters will be in action against Lori Cuozzo and Crimson Mask."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That is correct."
*Mr. Clyde pauses.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "No "COOZE" remark?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "None would be appropriate at this time."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I see. Well then since we're taking things seriously, I want to draw everyone's attention to the most seriously moving speech anyone has made around here in a long time. Perhaps ever. Earlier this week we heard from our new World Champion Visper Karr, for the first time in a while actually. But if there was ever an example of quality over quantity, this was it.
*OG-Joshi World Champion Visper Karr's words air on the Orochi-Tron*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Visper had been quiet during the entire time leading up to her Championship match and even for a few months after it. The reason was so that she could have a clear head to win the title."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I think she owes Holly an apology for some of the things she said."
[Mr. Clyde:] "What about all the horrific things Holly said to Visper leading up to the match?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "A lot of people were saying stuff...I don't think I heard it from Holly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You may want to get your hearing...or memory checked. But for now, it's finally time to get down to the ring for our first match. A few weeks ago, Alicia Gordon issued an open challenge to the locker room in addition to baring her soul to OG-Joshi."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Speaking of getting things 'checked', I think Alicia should have her head checked."
[Mr. Clyde:] "That speech took a LOT of courage. Figaro. Not only to admit that to herself but to say it in front of our entire audience like that. We all knew how brave Alicia is, but she took a substantial step forward in that trait in my estimation."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And a substantial step backwards in intelligence. Clyde, she announced her vulnerability and instability to everyone. Do you know how many wrestlers backstage have wanted to eliminate her and now sense that the timing is finally ripe?!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "If anyone attempts to attack her, it would be like poking a tiger trying to go back to sleep."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Tigers don't sleep, Clyde. They lure enemies into a false sense of security and pounce. And that begs the question - if Alicia was even honest in her speech. With all the vicious things we've seen from her, what if this was just another of her games. Cause the thing is Clyde, you may be right - Alicia isn't dumb. So that leaves the obvious conclusion - she's planning something, something violent. And I gotta say that I'm worried for her opponent."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Well, we'll see very shortly who answers Alicia's challenge. As she has come out to the ring and her fans are really showing their appreciation for her inner struggle. She seems to be living up to her words too as she was recently victorious on LAWLive TV against Lucy Cutlass."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Cutlass isn't exactly top competition. She thinks she's a pirate!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "She is the 1337 Champion, having defeated some top opponents. And the victory I alluded to wasn't just a pinfall: it was choosing not to take revenge on Lucy that was such a breath of fresh air from her. And you don't like violence, right?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "As a friend of Holly's, it's hard to really compliment Alicia Gordon on anything."
[Mr. Clyde:] "We'll take that difficulty as a compliment. Now, we don't know who is going to challenge Alicia - be it a rival or an enemy but-
*Mouret's "Rondeau" plays on the speakers as the fans rise to their feet and start cheering. Haley Cannon walks through the curtains and Alicia's eyes go wide.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Wow Clyde...wow."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Former OG-Joshi World Champion Haley Cannon has answered the call. These two aren't exactly strangers to each other either. When Alicia was having anger issues against Lana, Haley came to try to break things up, only to raise the ire of Alicia herself. They also squared off in a tag match with Azumi and Lana on their respective sides. Haley won that match but not after Alicia showed her resiliency and abilities, pushing Haley further then it was clear she expected to be Alicia even fought out of the Lancashire Death Trap. The two also interacted a few times in the #1 Contenders Battle Royale."
[Mr. Figaro:] "'Interacted?' They fought, Clyde! These are two violent women! Alicia and Haley have both broken body parts of their opponents, including Holly!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Who did nothing to push them to it, I'm sure."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That doesn't seem true...or make it right!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm not exactly sure what Haley's motivation is tonight but I do know that if it's pure and in line with Alicia's request, we're gonna get a hell of a match to start off 2010 for the Voltage roster."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Alert the medics, one of these two are gonna end up broken after this. Alicia doesn't know how to turn her rage off and Haley may be even worse, not even requiring anger to hurt her opponents nonchalantly. If these two don't hurt each other and you buy me a hat, I'll eat it."
[Mr. Clyde:] "A welcome change from the rack of ribs you usually eat each show."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That was disrespectful to my vegetarian friends, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Wow...let's...just get to the match."
Match #1: Alicia Gordon vs. Haley Cannon
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[Mr. Clyde:] "And wow again, but for different reasons."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That kick."
[Mr. Clyde:] "That MATCH.
[Mr. Figaro:] "I was right though. Even if I had a hat, i wouldn't have to eat it."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Neither of them appear injured, Figaro."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Did you see, did you HEAR that kick? She calls it the AG-47 cause it has the force of a gun, Clyde. Haley's jaw may have landed in the upper deck!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "It appears her jaw is still on her chin. I do agree that move is extremely strong, as it would have to be to defeat Haley Cannon. Only a strike at the level of Visper's Running Face kick could temporarily knock out and defeat Haley like the AG-47 just did."
Alicia Gordon (O) [AG-47 - 18:09] (X) Haley Cannon
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm gonna have to talk with Celes about having that move banned."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You...you do that. In the meantime, Alicia is actually showing a bit of concern for Haley, helping her up after that kick. The old Alicia would have just walked away, citing collateral damage."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Thanks to the bad influence of Thunder Strike."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But luckily Haley does appear ok, if a bit out of sorts from the kick and the match. But as Alicia extends her hand, Haley takes it. And while there are some serious words exchanged between the two, there don't appear to be any hard feelings."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Not that I want more violence but Haley shouldn't take such abuse so good-naturedly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She doesn't seem to be, as indicated by the serious words. Now, let me just say that regardless of any controversy surrounding the AG-47..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "A move Alicia devised solely to end Holly's career and injure her..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Regardless of that, this was still an excellent match. One of the best I've seen from either woman which is really saying a lot due to their stellar careers. A match like that starts 2010 off the right way for OG-Joshi, in my opinion."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Eh, give me a Kim Cross match, Clyde. That's what I enjoy."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I think we're all VERY happy to hear you say that."
[Mr. Figaro:] "The lady knows how to defeat people without hurting them."
[Mr. Clyde:] "And..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Any personal feelings I have towards her are best left between her and I rather then turned into a metaphoric immature pun and broadcast to the world."
[Mr. Clyde:] "We're gonna have to talk about this after this show, you know."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I welcome a thoughtful discussion."
[Mr. Clyde:] "...good."
[Mr. Figaro:] "THEN WE'RE BOTH HAPPY."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Helpful transition to our next match. Two people who haven't ever been happy are about to wrestle right now as this match features two of the most dangerous wrestlers in OG-Joshi, Lori Cuozzo and Crimson Mask. Even though they appeared to put aside violence for the sake of violence at the #1 Contender Battle Royale during Renaissance, I don't think these two can be reformed so quickly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Or ever."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But their opponents certainly have something more to show from Renaissance then just a slight improvement in attitudes, the Reed Sisters are the new #1 Contenders to the OG-Joshi Tag Championships. They will get their TItle shot at the next PPV but until then, Celes wants them to have some more experience facing tag teams on Voltage before they challenge J*NiGHT for the titles."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I have nothing but respect for the Reed Sisters. They come in to wrestle and be the best. Their abilities are top notch and they work great as we tag team."
[Mr. Clyde:] "No disagreement there. We've had so many great Tag Championship matches in OG-Joshi but up until now, they have all been with teams of established singles wrestlers. The Reeds are the first team to come in as rookies and earn their way together up the ladder to get a shot. While J*NiGHT is certainly a very strong partnership, they aren't as well synchronized as the sisterly bond of the Reeds."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I just hope the Reeds can leave this match unscathed. It's as rare an accomplishment to be a #1 contender here as it is to get out of a match with Crimson Mask uninjured. Though if I see any threat of unnecessary violence-"
*Clyde puts his hand on Figaro's shoulder.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "We know. I think Crimson and Lori know too.
[Mr. Figaro:] "I want all of OG-Joshi...and UBL to know. Enough is more then enough."
[Mr. Clyde:] "The Reeds are coming to the ring now, first time on Voltage for a while, and they are definitely getting a heavy share of applause. As we said, they are seen by many OG-Joshi wrestlers as "homegrown" talent and so a lot of the fans, especially the younger ones really support them. It's good to see a team that has been so diligent and respectful achieve this level of success."
[Mr. Figaro:] "On the other hand, Crimson and Lori are not getting too much love from the crowd despite their incremental improvement in attitude. But I'll tell you this, Clyde. If they are serious about competing in the ring and not outside of it, they could be a real threat in this division. Lori is extremely powerful and deceivingly fast while Crimson is so unorthodox that I don't even think she knows what she's going to do half the time. As refined and solid as the Reeds are, they are facing a team with such an opposite vibe in the ring. Will it be enough to throw them offf?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "We're about to find out."
Match #2: Reed Sisters vs. Lori Cuozzo/Crimson Mask
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[Mr. Clyde:] "A very hard fought match by both teams."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Harmony was relentless at the end - she refused to allow Crimson to get out of trouble and escape the bad situation she was in."
[Mr. Clyde:] "It was classic tag experience that had Harmony keeping Crimson in the Reed's corner. And even though Crimson showed a lot of resilience, the fact that the ring was cut off stopped Lori from helping her out against the onslaught of Harmony.
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[Mr. Figaro:] "The Reeds really showed me something there. This may have been their toughest match on a lot of levels but they rose to the occasion and brought even more intensity then their opponents did at the end. I think anyone who discounts this team and questions their potential is going to be in for a surprise."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Unfortunately, so are the Reeds."
*Jane Dod and Polly Dod have just jumped the railing, grabbed two chairs, and slid into the ring behind the Reeds. Jane knocks out Harmony while Polly knocks out Melody. Figaro jumps up from the announcer chair but the Dods leave before security and Figaro can do anything.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "DODS! AGAIN! THOSE F"N DODS, CLYDE!"
[Mr. Clyde:] " Believe me, I know what a Dod chairshot feels like."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde, this can't...I'm gonna have to go backstage to talk to Celes about this."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Go ahead. Medics are helping the Reeds out now and we're gonna take a short break."
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[Mr. Clyde:] "We're back with an update on the Reeds."
[Mr. Figaro:] "They are both going to the hospital but are conscious. Harmony might have a concussion but Melody is in better shape. Clearly, they are not happy."
[Mr. Clyde:] "As for the difference in conditions, Polly hits a bit harder then Jane."
[Mr. Figaro:] "ANY chairshot is too hard."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Especially from a Dod."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Celes said that before she punishes them, she wants to find out their motive. And I told her, they're DODS. That's their motive. They're f'n Dods."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let the Reeds respond. In the case of an attack, especially where the victims aren't totally taken out, you let them weigh in on the potential punishment."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I think it's foolish - it's very clear the Dods did this cause they are DODS. Violence and disorder is in their DOD-N-A."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But so is scheming. The fact is - they lost at Renaissance to J*NiGHT and they weren't given an automatic rematch. Instead, the Reeds earned the #1 Contendership. The attack on the Reeds was clearly to send a message and con the Reeds into facing them."
[Mr. Figaro:] "The Dods HAD been acting pretty calmly in OG-Joshi up to this point."
[Mr. Clyde:] "The Dods are pragmatists. If they can get their way without excessive violence, they'll do it so as not to risk getting punished. But as soon as there is an obstacle or delay to their plan, they bring out the big guns and do whatever it takes to get their way. And it looks like the Reeds and their title shots are now squarely in the Dods sights."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I hope Celes suspends or fires them. There's no room for that behavior here."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'n sure we'll get word from Celes after the show as well as an update on the Reed's condition. Hopefully both are not injured or taken out of contention."
[Mr. Figaro:] "In order for Renaissance to truly take form, these events have to stop."
[Mr. Clyde:] "That is probably the most accurate thing you said all night."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And to make them stop - we need to stop hiring wrestlers that will cause this - "
[Mr. Clyde:] "Chaos? Is that the word you wanted to use?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Violence. And that's what makes me uneasy about our next match."
[Mr. Clyde:] "We are about to see Narai Kaeo face Lana."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Narai Kaeo is a VERY dangerous Muay Thai fighter managed by Sergeant Yoshida's old business associate, Miss Asako Matsuki."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Miss Matsuki also manages Yoshi Hattori, who has been very impressive on Orochi-O's TV. Yoshi, however, is a far cry from Narai Kaeo in both ring work and personality."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Yoshi is a good, positive influence. Narai is the sort that causes trouble and violence."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But if it's violence she wants, she's up against someone who can bring it in spades. Lana doesn't back down from anyone and has her own arsenal of strikes that can send even an experienced Muay Thai fighter reeling. That said, I think it's to Lana's advantage to press her wrestling ability against Narai's significant lack thereof."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Standing with Narai is a mistake for anyone here: Lana, Alicia Gordon, even our new Champion, Visper Karr. But Narai is inexperienced in a wrestling ring and if Lana uses her ground grappling and suplexes, she has a good chance of walking out victorious...or just on her own power."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's get to the ring."
Match #3: Lana vs. Narai Kaeo
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[Mr. Clyde:] "You weren't kidding when you said Narai is inexperienced in a wrestling ring. She's also inexperienced outside of one. No one told her the 20 count rule."
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[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm not kidding around anymore, Clyde. But I'm not surprised she didn't know. In true Muay Thai, there are no rules or counts. People compete til they have to get carried away on a stretcher and dumped in a back alley. And Narai must have figured that carried over to OG-Joshi. But rules help ward against excessive violence, so this is a good thing."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Not so good for Narai or Matsuki..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Miss Matsuki, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Do I make you call me Mr. Clyde?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "That would be silly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Narai is enraged on the outside right now while Miss Matsuki appears to be embarrassed. She knows this is evidence that Celes was correct when she said it was a bad choice to have Narai wrestle on Voltage before she gained some points of wisdom...or experience on Amplitude."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Not funny, Clyde. Not funny."
[Mr. Clyde:] "And a win for Lana who did taste some of Narai's potential but outsmarted her in the end. However, my guess is that this is not over."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Nor is tonight's show."
*At that VERY moment, impossibly timed, "Kick 'em when he's Down" hits the speakers as Holly Walker comes to the ring with a scowl and a microphone.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "And cause you just know we couldn't have a show without her presence, here is the former OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Three year long Champion, Clyde. She redefined what it meant to wear that title."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Agreed, but in her case that wasn't necessarily a good thing."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Shhh, let's hear what she has to say, I'm sure it's important."
[Holly:] "OG-Joshi...ahh, how does it feel to be in the new, pure, Age of Enlightenment? I wanted to ask some of my fellow wrestlers but they couldn't be found. Azumi Oonishi? She doesn't seem to have taken to this new era so well. Tigress Mask? Had her face ripped off...or something. What about newcomer Kellie Spoon? Hell, I don't even really know who she is but Sandy got real acquainted with her recently. If you're watching Kellie, Sandy would like those 6 hairs returned."
*Holly laughs while the audience makes disgusted noises*
[Holly:] "The point is that Celes can dress 2010 up however she wants...likely like a man if her own wardrobe is an indication...but what it comes down to is that wrestling is still a war of all against all. It is still full of violence. It is still a place where good girls could get hurt. And setting me up to lose the title didn't change any of that. It only exascerbated the situation. Fun fact for the audience: That word doesn't mean what you'll do tonight thinking of me."
*Holly smirks and slaps her butt.*
[Holly:] "Now if OG-Joshi wanted to ensure everyone's safety - only proper leadership and the right decisions by each wrestler will do so. Which is why Celes really needs to give up her position as General. She's been ineffectual and, by her own admission, has made mistakes that led to luminaries like Dizzy getting hurt. I, of course, am completely blameless."
*A thrashing of boos and a few soda cups are thrown into the ring.*
[Holly:] "Had Alicia and Dizzy just stayed out of my way, neither of them would have gotten hurt. Good decision-making keeps the level of violence down. And some bad choices have been made by everyone else. Like Celes not guaranteeing me a rematch for my OG-Joshi World Title...and a certain wrestler not stepping aside when they were improperly rewarded my spot to get a rematch."
*More boos which Holly rolls her eyes at*
[Holly:] "Come on now, it's just a matter of time til I get my title back. I've never claimed to be invincible but I've proven I'm the best wrestler in the world. Sorry Geese. *Holly winks* And I've also proven that when it comes to a Karr and her title, they are parted like a fool and their money. She got an fluke win over me once in McPro for a new pair of pants. But they looked better on me so I won them back easily. Does anyone really think the same won't happen when Vissy and I get in the ring again? I am the Ace, the Goddess of Joshi Wrestling. She's some bottom feeder who's greatest claim to fame before Renaissance was dragging Jean Carter into our business. At the very least you'd think Visper would have the decency to clean Jean's litter box every now and then! You should see the trash Jean's keeping around for fun!"
*Holly holds her nose and waves the air as if experiencing a stench*
[Holly:] "That brings me to our 'new' #1 Contender, Miss Black. What IS it with all these felines in OG-Joshi!? Kat, I tried to play nice and give you a scratching post when you first came here. I tried to help your career out by making people think you were behind the attack on Azumi so that people would FEAR you and give you respect. But no, you had to be the good girl and fight for justice or "Masked Rights" or whatever. And then you hooked up with Mr. Clyde, making it more irritating then fun for me to mock you. So I tolerated you. But now, now you're directly in my way. And if you don't move, you're gonna PAY."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That rhymed."
[Holly:] "But tonight I'm giving you the chance to move. I don't know how you want to do this. Maybe just come to the ring and lie down...act like I'm Clyde. You don't have to arch your back for me though to compensate for lack of size. Just guessing Clyde, no offense, but you're kinda short."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ouch. That...sorry Clyde, that was pretty mean of her."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah like Holly has felt anything down there since Jo's excursion."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holy SH*T Clyde, where did THAT come from!? That was the most offensive thing I ever heard from you...EVER EVER EVER!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I don't like her talking that way about my friends."
[Holly:] "Oh look - frick and frack are talking to each other on commentary. My ears are burning, guys! Oh Figaro, if you want to protect Geese's vision of SAFETY, stand up and applaud!"
*Mr. Figaro does just that.*
[Holly:] "Ahh, that's a good soldier. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, being ogled by some mouth-breathing, under-sexed fans. Look at that guy in the front row with a "LOLCat" shirt...are you f'n kidding me? Only chance you have of getting screwed is in a hardware store in Montreal."
*The fans boo her as she shakes her head and checks her watch.*
[Holly:] "If you couldn't tell, I'm just killing time til Kat comes out. Come on, let's make it easy. You surrender your #1 Contendership and no one, besides Visper, gets hurt. I mean, let's be honest...even if you don't come out here, Geese is gonna strip you of your status anyway. So come on let's have it."
*Fields of Fantasy" plays on the speakers as General Celes comes out.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "I think Holly was asking for Kat..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm sure Celes noted that."
*Celes walks to the ring and picks up a microphone, then confronts Holly.*
[Celes:] "Your confidence is gone. Your spirit defeated. It is a pleasant sight."
[Holly:] "Yea! Let's play "Pretend Holly is upset and weak now cause she lost one match!' Cute."
[Celes:] "Two matches. At DeLAWLiday, one half of the OG-Joshi Tag Champions, Jenny McLanahan defeated you to retain her LAWL OMG--"
[Holly:] "Her 'LAWL OMG Holly was already hurt so let's force her to wrestle' Title. Yeah, real credible. I don't think you GET it, Celes. My spirit is stronger then ever. Just like Geese, after I taste defeat and injustice, my hunger and drive for victory is increased, not decreased."
[Celes:] "For victory, perhaps. But if you still had your confidence and any sense of credibility, you wouldn't be resorting to having Geese pull strings for you backstage. You'd achieve your goals through your own in-ring actions. That's why Geese gave me the position of General and not you, all those years ago. So that you could try to prove on your own, without his or your manipulation, that you could be Champion. So tell me...what's changed since then? Why did you accept that challenge then but not now? Why do you no longer think you can defeat your rivals on your own? You say Kat and Visper are no real threat to you -
*Holly is scowling throughout this.*
[Celes:] "Prove it."
[Holly:] "I don't want to waste my time with them."
[Celes:] "I forgot - what else is it that you do? Fashion consulting? Is that your new calling?"
[Holly:] "If there's anyone who shouldn't be dismissing a sense of taste in clothing and femininity..."
[Celes:] "Still dodging the issue at hand. Have you fallen so far in your own estimation that not only can't you beat Visper, but you also can't beat Kat? Was her accomplishment of defeating 7 other wrestlers too intimidating to you? Or the fact that her only loss in LAWL was through interference whereas you ended your short, inauspicious career there in a crumbled, broken, heap on the ground?"
[Holly:] "You shut the F*CK up! You don't know SH*T about what went on there. You think I can't beat some chick who couldn't even beat a Reyes-tard to win their minor title? Do you know who the F*CK I am?"
[Celes:] "I wish I didn't. But prove it. You face Kat 1 on 1 for the #1 Contender position. You PROVE you can beat Kat by doing so, and I'll give you a rematch with Visper for her OG-Joshi World Title. You lose to Kat, and you'll have to work your way up the ladder again."
[Holly:] "Fine but...I'm not ready tonight."
*The crowd boos*
[Holly:] "Oh shut it you losers. You have no idea how successful people actually strive. We plan, we THINK. Preparation matters. And not just the H kind from sitting on a toilet reading the paper for hours cause you have no motivation to improve your lives."
[Celes:] "Vivid. But it is only fair to both you AND Kat that I give you til the next Voltage to prepare for a match with each other."
*Holly nods*
[Celes:] "In the meantime...it may help you both to have some ring time against each other. As we have a little under a half hour before the show is set to end, why not put your money where your mouth is. If you can beat Kat in a 20 minute match, you get to choose the stipulation for your match with her at the next show. If she beats you, she chooses it."
[Holly:] "Sounds good to me!! You must really hate Kat!!"
[Celes:] "You confuse "hate" and "confidence" very easily. Miss Black, would you please join us?"
*After a few seconds, Kat Black confidently walks out with a microphone to a huge showing of cheers from the fans. But as she walks down the ramp, she is attacked from behind by Juli Krieger!*
[Celes:] "Make her stop right now!"
*Holly smiles faux-innocently*
[Holly:] "I forgot all my German."
[Celes:] "Then maybe some English will do."
*Kim Cross then comes out from the curtains and helps Kat against Juli. Holly scowls while Kat and Kim fight Juli off and send her into the ring.*
[Celes:] "The stipulations still stand. You and Juli win the match, you pick the type of singles match against Kat. Kat and Kim win, Kat chooses. But due to Juli's attack, if Kat and Kim win, Juli is suspended for a month."
[Holly:] "Yeah, not gonna happen. Cute though. Anyway, let's get this over with. 20 minutes with these two are already boring me. Luckily Kat isn't used to going 20 minutes with anyone. Ninja endurance is shockingly low from what I've heard."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ouch."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Folks, this match is just starting, let's get to the ring!"
Match #4: Kat Black/Kim Cross vs. Holly/Juli Krieger
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[Mr. Clyde:] "Now THAT was close."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly did it!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "No, she emphatically did not. Kat did not tap before the 20 minute mark and i don't think she tapped after either. She was waving her hand to indicate that the time limit was over and Holly had to break the hold."
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[Mr. Figaro:] "But the ref...he clearly made the signal-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "He indicated that the time was over. This was a clear draw. We have a few referees who can be...confused at times, but Ken-san is one of our best."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Yeah but..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Neither team achieved victory in the 20 minutes alotted so we will have a standard 1 on 1 match for the #1 Contendership at the next Voltage."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Kat is pretty lucky she gets to face someone at the level of Holly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kat is lucky that Celes is extremely intelligent. She knows Geese can and will override her match making and give Holly an underserved Title shot whenever she wants it. And she knew she could appeal to Holly's vanity. By meeting Holly halfway and giving Kat a chance to walk away as #1 Contender if she wins next show, she did the best she could to preserve Kat's accomplishment AND the credibility of the World Title."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Wait hold on, the title's credibility isn't in question here-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Not yet. But it will be if Holly keeps getting undeserved title matches, preventing anyone else from challenging for it. Especially if she fails to defeat her rival contenders."
[Mr. Figaro:] "She beat like EVERYONE here for 3 years, Clyde! She IS credibility."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Til Visper beat her. And while it's unfair to Kat that she has to jump through this extra hurdle, it's still better then losing her #1 contender status outright."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde - you heard what Holly said about how great she is!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I heard her threaten people with VIOLENCE. I thought you were against that."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I am."
[Mr. Clyde:] "So we should just give into her demands."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Who's 'we'? I'm her friend, Clyde. We're all friends. Why are you taking other people's sides in this? You heard what Geese said - we're the Orochi Family."
[Mr. Clyde:] "This isn't like you. Let's just end the show. We need to talk with Celes."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Anything you say to me, you can say it here. No secrets, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Thank you all for joining us, we'll see you at the next Voltage where we have a blockbuster match for the #1 Contendership between Holly and the rightful holder, Kat Black."
[Mr. Figaro:] "'Rightful' is in the eyes of the beholder."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I think we're all done beholding things for now. Goodnight, folks."
*Mr. Figaro stands up and walks away as Mr. Clyde just sits there to end the show.*
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*The Voltage auditorium in the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena is buzzing with activity here as dedicated (and disgruntled) OG-Joshi fans are in disbelief that the show is actually back. Go ahead - rub your eyes in surprise! Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro come to the broadcast tables wearing suits and looking serious.
[Mr. Clyde:] "Welcome OG-Joshi fans to the year 2010."
[Mr. Figaro:] "A year where we are ready to get back to the basics about what we do here. No more messing around, just straight wrestling."
[Mr. Clyde:] "...really?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "I've set a bad example the last few years with my tomfoolery on commentary and that may have partially led to people thinking they can do whatever they want, that we don't have strict standards of behavior. A difference between right and wrong. I promised Geese that I'm gonna be serious again so that everyone knows this is a place of honor and order."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Geese is really into that whole "order" thing, after all..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Unfortunately it's hard to have order when we aren't sure what is going to happen tonight."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Due to Holly stirring the pot backstage and privately lobbying Geese for a Title rematch."
[Mr. Figaro:] "She's a friend, Clyde. She had some concerns and it's right to address them."
[Mr. Clyde:] "As a result, besides a few stipulated matches that Celes had made which don't affect Holly, we do not have a full card planned for you tonight. We do know that Lana is set to face newcomer Narai Kaeo in what will be a serious test for Narai. And we know that the #1 Contenders to the OG-Joshi Tag Titles, the Reed Sisters will be in action against Lori Cuozzo and Crimson Mask."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That is correct."
*Mr. Clyde pauses.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "No "COOZE" remark?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "None would be appropriate at this time."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I see. Well then since we're taking things seriously, I want to draw everyone's attention to the most seriously moving speech anyone has made around here in a long time. Perhaps ever. Earlier this week we heard from our new World Champion Visper Karr, for the first time in a while actually. But if there was ever an example of quality over quantity, this was it.
*OG-Joshi World Champion Visper Karr's words air on the Orochi-Tron*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Visper had been quiet during the entire time leading up to her Championship match and even for a few months after it. The reason was so that she could have a clear head to win the title."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I think she owes Holly an apology for some of the things she said."
[Mr. Clyde:] "What about all the horrific things Holly said to Visper leading up to the match?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "A lot of people were saying stuff...I don't think I heard it from Holly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You may want to get your hearing...or memory checked. But for now, it's finally time to get down to the ring for our first match. A few weeks ago, Alicia Gordon issued an open challenge to the locker room in addition to baring her soul to OG-Joshi."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Speaking of getting things 'checked', I think Alicia should have her head checked."
[Mr. Clyde:] "That speech took a LOT of courage. Figaro. Not only to admit that to herself but to say it in front of our entire audience like that. We all knew how brave Alicia is, but she took a substantial step forward in that trait in my estimation."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And a substantial step backwards in intelligence. Clyde, she announced her vulnerability and instability to everyone. Do you know how many wrestlers backstage have wanted to eliminate her and now sense that the timing is finally ripe?!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "If anyone attempts to attack her, it would be like poking a tiger trying to go back to sleep."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Tigers don't sleep, Clyde. They lure enemies into a false sense of security and pounce. And that begs the question - if Alicia was even honest in her speech. With all the vicious things we've seen from her, what if this was just another of her games. Cause the thing is Clyde, you may be right - Alicia isn't dumb. So that leaves the obvious conclusion - she's planning something, something violent. And I gotta say that I'm worried for her opponent."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Well, we'll see very shortly who answers Alicia's challenge. As she has come out to the ring and her fans are really showing their appreciation for her inner struggle. She seems to be living up to her words too as she was recently victorious on LAWLive TV against Lucy Cutlass."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Cutlass isn't exactly top competition. She thinks she's a pirate!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "She is the 1337 Champion, having defeated some top opponents. And the victory I alluded to wasn't just a pinfall: it was choosing not to take revenge on Lucy that was such a breath of fresh air from her. And you don't like violence, right?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "As a friend of Holly's, it's hard to really compliment Alicia Gordon on anything."
[Mr. Clyde:] "We'll take that difficulty as a compliment. Now, we don't know who is going to challenge Alicia - be it a rival or an enemy but-
*Mouret's "Rondeau" plays on the speakers as the fans rise to their feet and start cheering. Haley Cannon walks through the curtains and Alicia's eyes go wide.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Wow Clyde...wow."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Former OG-Joshi World Champion Haley Cannon has answered the call. These two aren't exactly strangers to each other either. When Alicia was having anger issues against Lana, Haley came to try to break things up, only to raise the ire of Alicia herself. They also squared off in a tag match with Azumi and Lana on their respective sides. Haley won that match but not after Alicia showed her resiliency and abilities, pushing Haley further then it was clear she expected to be Alicia even fought out of the Lancashire Death Trap. The two also interacted a few times in the #1 Contenders Battle Royale."
[Mr. Figaro:] "'Interacted?' They fought, Clyde! These are two violent women! Alicia and Haley have both broken body parts of their opponents, including Holly!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Who did nothing to push them to it, I'm sure."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That doesn't seem true...or make it right!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm not exactly sure what Haley's motivation is tonight but I do know that if it's pure and in line with Alicia's request, we're gonna get a hell of a match to start off 2010 for the Voltage roster."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Alert the medics, one of these two are gonna end up broken after this. Alicia doesn't know how to turn her rage off and Haley may be even worse, not even requiring anger to hurt her opponents nonchalantly. If these two don't hurt each other and you buy me a hat, I'll eat it."
[Mr. Clyde:] "A welcome change from the rack of ribs you usually eat each show."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That was disrespectful to my vegetarian friends, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Wow...let's...just get to the match."
Match #1: Alicia Gordon vs. Haley Cannon
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[Mr. Clyde:] "And wow again, but for different reasons."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That kick."
[Mr. Clyde:] "That MATCH.
[Mr. Figaro:] "I was right though. Even if I had a hat, i wouldn't have to eat it."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Neither of them appear injured, Figaro."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Did you see, did you HEAR that kick? She calls it the AG-47 cause it has the force of a gun, Clyde. Haley's jaw may have landed in the upper deck!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "It appears her jaw is still on her chin. I do agree that move is extremely strong, as it would have to be to defeat Haley Cannon. Only a strike at the level of Visper's Running Face kick could temporarily knock out and defeat Haley like the AG-47 just did."
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[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm gonna have to talk with Celes about having that move banned."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You...you do that. In the meantime, Alicia is actually showing a bit of concern for Haley, helping her up after that kick. The old Alicia would have just walked away, citing collateral damage."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Thanks to the bad influence of Thunder Strike."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But luckily Haley does appear ok, if a bit out of sorts from the kick and the match. But as Alicia extends her hand, Haley takes it. And while there are some serious words exchanged between the two, there don't appear to be any hard feelings."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Not that I want more violence but Haley shouldn't take such abuse so good-naturedly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "She doesn't seem to be, as indicated by the serious words. Now, let me just say that regardless of any controversy surrounding the AG-47..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "A move Alicia devised solely to end Holly's career and injure her..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Regardless of that, this was still an excellent match. One of the best I've seen from either woman which is really saying a lot due to their stellar careers. A match like that starts 2010 off the right way for OG-Joshi, in my opinion."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Eh, give me a Kim Cross match, Clyde. That's what I enjoy."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I think we're all VERY happy to hear you say that."
[Mr. Figaro:] "The lady knows how to defeat people without hurting them."
[Mr. Clyde:] "And..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Any personal feelings I have towards her are best left between her and I rather then turned into a metaphoric immature pun and broadcast to the world."
[Mr. Clyde:] "We're gonna have to talk about this after this show, you know."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I welcome a thoughtful discussion."
[Mr. Clyde:] "...good."
[Mr. Figaro:] "THEN WE'RE BOTH HAPPY."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Helpful transition to our next match. Two people who haven't ever been happy are about to wrestle right now as this match features two of the most dangerous wrestlers in OG-Joshi, Lori Cuozzo and Crimson Mask. Even though they appeared to put aside violence for the sake of violence at the #1 Contender Battle Royale during Renaissance, I don't think these two can be reformed so quickly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Or ever."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But their opponents certainly have something more to show from Renaissance then just a slight improvement in attitudes, the Reed Sisters are the new #1 Contenders to the OG-Joshi Tag Championships. They will get their TItle shot at the next PPV but until then, Celes wants them to have some more experience facing tag teams on Voltage before they challenge J*NiGHT for the titles."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I have nothing but respect for the Reed Sisters. They come in to wrestle and be the best. Their abilities are top notch and they work great as we tag team."
[Mr. Clyde:] "No disagreement there. We've had so many great Tag Championship matches in OG-Joshi but up until now, they have all been with teams of established singles wrestlers. The Reeds are the first team to come in as rookies and earn their way together up the ladder to get a shot. While J*NiGHT is certainly a very strong partnership, they aren't as well synchronized as the sisterly bond of the Reeds."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I just hope the Reeds can leave this match unscathed. It's as rare an accomplishment to be a #1 contender here as it is to get out of a match with Crimson Mask uninjured. Though if I see any threat of unnecessary violence-"
*Clyde puts his hand on Figaro's shoulder.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "We know. I think Crimson and Lori know too.
[Mr. Figaro:] "I want all of OG-Joshi...and UBL to know. Enough is more then enough."
[Mr. Clyde:] "The Reeds are coming to the ring now, first time on Voltage for a while, and they are definitely getting a heavy share of applause. As we said, they are seen by many OG-Joshi wrestlers as "homegrown" talent and so a lot of the fans, especially the younger ones really support them. It's good to see a team that has been so diligent and respectful achieve this level of success."
[Mr. Figaro:] "On the other hand, Crimson and Lori are not getting too much love from the crowd despite their incremental improvement in attitude. But I'll tell you this, Clyde. If they are serious about competing in the ring and not outside of it, they could be a real threat in this division. Lori is extremely powerful and deceivingly fast while Crimson is so unorthodox that I don't even think she knows what she's going to do half the time. As refined and solid as the Reeds are, they are facing a team with such an opposite vibe in the ring. Will it be enough to throw them offf?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "We're about to find out."
Match #2: Reed Sisters vs. Lori Cuozzo/Crimson Mask
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[Mr. Clyde:] "A very hard fought match by both teams."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Harmony was relentless at the end - she refused to allow Crimson to get out of trouble and escape the bad situation she was in."
[Mr. Clyde:] "It was classic tag experience that had Harmony keeping Crimson in the Reed's corner. And even though Crimson showed a lot of resilience, the fact that the ring was cut off stopped Lori from helping her out against the onslaught of Harmony.
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[Mr. Figaro:] "The Reeds really showed me something there. This may have been their toughest match on a lot of levels but they rose to the occasion and brought even more intensity then their opponents did at the end. I think anyone who discounts this team and questions their potential is going to be in for a surprise."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Unfortunately, so are the Reeds."
*Jane Dod and Polly Dod have just jumped the railing, grabbed two chairs, and slid into the ring behind the Reeds. Jane knocks out Harmony while Polly knocks out Melody. Figaro jumps up from the announcer chair but the Dods leave before security and Figaro can do anything.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "DODS! AGAIN! THOSE F"N DODS, CLYDE!"
[Mr. Clyde:] " Believe me, I know what a Dod chairshot feels like."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde, this can't...I'm gonna have to go backstage to talk to Celes about this."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Go ahead. Medics are helping the Reeds out now and we're gonna take a short break."
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[Mr. Clyde:] "We're back with an update on the Reeds."
[Mr. Figaro:] "They are both going to the hospital but are conscious. Harmony might have a concussion but Melody is in better shape. Clearly, they are not happy."
[Mr. Clyde:] "As for the difference in conditions, Polly hits a bit harder then Jane."
[Mr. Figaro:] "ANY chairshot is too hard."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Especially from a Dod."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Celes said that before she punishes them, she wants to find out their motive. And I told her, they're DODS. That's their motive. They're f'n Dods."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let the Reeds respond. In the case of an attack, especially where the victims aren't totally taken out, you let them weigh in on the potential punishment."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I think it's foolish - it's very clear the Dods did this cause they are DODS. Violence and disorder is in their DOD-N-A."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But so is scheming. The fact is - they lost at Renaissance to J*NiGHT and they weren't given an automatic rematch. Instead, the Reeds earned the #1 Contendership. The attack on the Reeds was clearly to send a message and con the Reeds into facing them."
[Mr. Figaro:] "The Dods HAD been acting pretty calmly in OG-Joshi up to this point."
[Mr. Clyde:] "The Dods are pragmatists. If they can get their way without excessive violence, they'll do it so as not to risk getting punished. But as soon as there is an obstacle or delay to their plan, they bring out the big guns and do whatever it takes to get their way. And it looks like the Reeds and their title shots are now squarely in the Dods sights."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I hope Celes suspends or fires them. There's no room for that behavior here."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'n sure we'll get word from Celes after the show as well as an update on the Reed's condition. Hopefully both are not injured or taken out of contention."
[Mr. Figaro:] "In order for Renaissance to truly take form, these events have to stop."
[Mr. Clyde:] "That is probably the most accurate thing you said all night."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And to make them stop - we need to stop hiring wrestlers that will cause this - "
[Mr. Clyde:] "Chaos? Is that the word you wanted to use?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Violence. And that's what makes me uneasy about our next match."
[Mr. Clyde:] "We are about to see Narai Kaeo face Lana."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Narai Kaeo is a VERY dangerous Muay Thai fighter managed by Sergeant Yoshida's old business associate, Miss Asako Matsuki."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Miss Matsuki also manages Yoshi Hattori, who has been very impressive on Orochi-O's TV. Yoshi, however, is a far cry from Narai Kaeo in both ring work and personality."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Yoshi is a good, positive influence. Narai is the sort that causes trouble and violence."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But if it's violence she wants, she's up against someone who can bring it in spades. Lana doesn't back down from anyone and has her own arsenal of strikes that can send even an experienced Muay Thai fighter reeling. That said, I think it's to Lana's advantage to press her wrestling ability against Narai's significant lack thereof."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Standing with Narai is a mistake for anyone here: Lana, Alicia Gordon, even our new Champion, Visper Karr. But Narai is inexperienced in a wrestling ring and if Lana uses her ground grappling and suplexes, she has a good chance of walking out victorious...or just on her own power."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's get to the ring."
Match #3: Lana vs. Narai Kaeo
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[Mr. Clyde:] "You weren't kidding when you said Narai is inexperienced in a wrestling ring. She's also inexperienced outside of one. No one told her the 20 count rule."
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[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm not kidding around anymore, Clyde. But I'm not surprised she didn't know. In true Muay Thai, there are no rules or counts. People compete til they have to get carried away on a stretcher and dumped in a back alley. And Narai must have figured that carried over to OG-Joshi. But rules help ward against excessive violence, so this is a good thing."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Not so good for Narai or Matsuki..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Miss Matsuki, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Do I make you call me Mr. Clyde?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "That would be silly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Narai is enraged on the outside right now while Miss Matsuki appears to be embarrassed. She knows this is evidence that Celes was correct when she said it was a bad choice to have Narai wrestle on Voltage before she gained some points of wisdom...or experience on Amplitude."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Not funny, Clyde. Not funny."
[Mr. Clyde:] "And a win for Lana who did taste some of Narai's potential but outsmarted her in the end. However, my guess is that this is not over."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Nor is tonight's show."
*At that VERY moment, impossibly timed, "Kick 'em when he's Down" hits the speakers as Holly Walker comes to the ring with a scowl and a microphone.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "And cause you just know we couldn't have a show without her presence, here is the former OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Three year long Champion, Clyde. She redefined what it meant to wear that title."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Agreed, but in her case that wasn't necessarily a good thing."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Shhh, let's hear what she has to say, I'm sure it's important."
[Holly:] "OG-Joshi...ahh, how does it feel to be in the new, pure, Age of Enlightenment? I wanted to ask some of my fellow wrestlers but they couldn't be found. Azumi Oonishi? She doesn't seem to have taken to this new era so well. Tigress Mask? Had her face ripped off...or something. What about newcomer Kellie Spoon? Hell, I don't even really know who she is but Sandy got real acquainted with her recently. If you're watching Kellie, Sandy would like those 6 hairs returned."
*Holly laughs while the audience makes disgusted noises*
[Holly:] "The point is that Celes can dress 2010 up however she wants...likely like a man if her own wardrobe is an indication...but what it comes down to is that wrestling is still a war of all against all. It is still full of violence. It is still a place where good girls could get hurt. And setting me up to lose the title didn't change any of that. It only exascerbated the situation. Fun fact for the audience: That word doesn't mean what you'll do tonight thinking of me."
*Holly smirks and slaps her butt.*
[Holly:] "Now if OG-Joshi wanted to ensure everyone's safety - only proper leadership and the right decisions by each wrestler will do so. Which is why Celes really needs to give up her position as General. She's been ineffectual and, by her own admission, has made mistakes that led to luminaries like Dizzy getting hurt. I, of course, am completely blameless."
*A thrashing of boos and a few soda cups are thrown into the ring.*
[Holly:] "Had Alicia and Dizzy just stayed out of my way, neither of them would have gotten hurt. Good decision-making keeps the level of violence down. And some bad choices have been made by everyone else. Like Celes not guaranteeing me a rematch for my OG-Joshi World Title...and a certain wrestler not stepping aside when they were improperly rewarded my spot to get a rematch."
*More boos which Holly rolls her eyes at*
[Holly:] "Come on now, it's just a matter of time til I get my title back. I've never claimed to be invincible but I've proven I'm the best wrestler in the world. Sorry Geese. *Holly winks* And I've also proven that when it comes to a Karr and her title, they are parted like a fool and their money. She got an fluke win over me once in McPro for a new pair of pants. But they looked better on me so I won them back easily. Does anyone really think the same won't happen when Vissy and I get in the ring again? I am the Ace, the Goddess of Joshi Wrestling. She's some bottom feeder who's greatest claim to fame before Renaissance was dragging Jean Carter into our business. At the very least you'd think Visper would have the decency to clean Jean's litter box every now and then! You should see the trash Jean's keeping around for fun!"
*Holly holds her nose and waves the air as if experiencing a stench*
[Holly:] "That brings me to our 'new' #1 Contender, Miss Black. What IS it with all these felines in OG-Joshi!? Kat, I tried to play nice and give you a scratching post when you first came here. I tried to help your career out by making people think you were behind the attack on Azumi so that people would FEAR you and give you respect. But no, you had to be the good girl and fight for justice or "Masked Rights" or whatever. And then you hooked up with Mr. Clyde, making it more irritating then fun for me to mock you. So I tolerated you. But now, now you're directly in my way. And if you don't move, you're gonna PAY."
[Mr. Figaro:] "That rhymed."
[Holly:] "But tonight I'm giving you the chance to move. I don't know how you want to do this. Maybe just come to the ring and lie down...act like I'm Clyde. You don't have to arch your back for me though to compensate for lack of size. Just guessing Clyde, no offense, but you're kinda short."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ouch. That...sorry Clyde, that was pretty mean of her."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah like Holly has felt anything down there since Jo's excursion."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holy SH*T Clyde, where did THAT come from!? That was the most offensive thing I ever heard from you...EVER EVER EVER!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I don't like her talking that way about my friends."
[Holly:] "Oh look - frick and frack are talking to each other on commentary. My ears are burning, guys! Oh Figaro, if you want to protect Geese's vision of SAFETY, stand up and applaud!"
*Mr. Figaro does just that.*
[Holly:] "Ahh, that's a good soldier. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, being ogled by some mouth-breathing, under-sexed fans. Look at that guy in the front row with a "LOLCat" shirt...are you f'n kidding me? Only chance you have of getting screwed is in a hardware store in Montreal."
*The fans boo her as she shakes her head and checks her watch.*
[Holly:] "If you couldn't tell, I'm just killing time til Kat comes out. Come on, let's make it easy. You surrender your #1 Contendership and no one, besides Visper, gets hurt. I mean, let's be honest...even if you don't come out here, Geese is gonna strip you of your status anyway. So come on let's have it."
*Fields of Fantasy" plays on the speakers as General Celes comes out.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "I think Holly was asking for Kat..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm sure Celes noted that."
*Celes walks to the ring and picks up a microphone, then confronts Holly.*
[Celes:] "Your confidence is gone. Your spirit defeated. It is a pleasant sight."
[Holly:] "Yea! Let's play "Pretend Holly is upset and weak now cause she lost one match!' Cute."
[Celes:] "Two matches. At DeLAWLiday, one half of the OG-Joshi Tag Champions, Jenny McLanahan defeated you to retain her LAWL OMG--"
[Holly:] "Her 'LAWL OMG Holly was already hurt so let's force her to wrestle' Title. Yeah, real credible. I don't think you GET it, Celes. My spirit is stronger then ever. Just like Geese, after I taste defeat and injustice, my hunger and drive for victory is increased, not decreased."
[Celes:] "For victory, perhaps. But if you still had your confidence and any sense of credibility, you wouldn't be resorting to having Geese pull strings for you backstage. You'd achieve your goals through your own in-ring actions. That's why Geese gave me the position of General and not you, all those years ago. So that you could try to prove on your own, without his or your manipulation, that you could be Champion. So tell me...what's changed since then? Why did you accept that challenge then but not now? Why do you no longer think you can defeat your rivals on your own? You say Kat and Visper are no real threat to you -
*Holly is scowling throughout this.*
[Celes:] "Prove it."
[Holly:] "I don't want to waste my time with them."
[Celes:] "I forgot - what else is it that you do? Fashion consulting? Is that your new calling?"
[Holly:] "If there's anyone who shouldn't be dismissing a sense of taste in clothing and femininity..."
[Celes:] "Still dodging the issue at hand. Have you fallen so far in your own estimation that not only can't you beat Visper, but you also can't beat Kat? Was her accomplishment of defeating 7 other wrestlers too intimidating to you? Or the fact that her only loss in LAWL was through interference whereas you ended your short, inauspicious career there in a crumbled, broken, heap on the ground?"
[Holly:] "You shut the F*CK up! You don't know SH*T about what went on there. You think I can't beat some chick who couldn't even beat a Reyes-tard to win their minor title? Do you know who the F*CK I am?"
[Celes:] "I wish I didn't. But prove it. You face Kat 1 on 1 for the #1 Contender position. You PROVE you can beat Kat by doing so, and I'll give you a rematch with Visper for her OG-Joshi World Title. You lose to Kat, and you'll have to work your way up the ladder again."
[Holly:] "Fine but...I'm not ready tonight."
*The crowd boos*
[Holly:] "Oh shut it you losers. You have no idea how successful people actually strive. We plan, we THINK. Preparation matters. And not just the H kind from sitting on a toilet reading the paper for hours cause you have no motivation to improve your lives."
[Celes:] "Vivid. But it is only fair to both you AND Kat that I give you til the next Voltage to prepare for a match with each other."
*Holly nods*
[Celes:] "In the meantime...it may help you both to have some ring time against each other. As we have a little under a half hour before the show is set to end, why not put your money where your mouth is. If you can beat Kat in a 20 minute match, you get to choose the stipulation for your match with her at the next show. If she beats you, she chooses it."
[Holly:] "Sounds good to me!! You must really hate Kat!!"
[Celes:] "You confuse "hate" and "confidence" very easily. Miss Black, would you please join us?"
*After a few seconds, Kat Black confidently walks out with a microphone to a huge showing of cheers from the fans. But as she walks down the ramp, she is attacked from behind by Juli Krieger!*
[Celes:] "Make her stop right now!"
*Holly smiles faux-innocently*
[Holly:] "I forgot all my German."
[Celes:] "Then maybe some English will do."
*Kim Cross then comes out from the curtains and helps Kat against Juli. Holly scowls while Kat and Kim fight Juli off and send her into the ring.*
[Celes:] "The stipulations still stand. You and Juli win the match, you pick the type of singles match against Kat. Kat and Kim win, Kat chooses. But due to Juli's attack, if Kat and Kim win, Juli is suspended for a month."
[Holly:] "Yeah, not gonna happen. Cute though. Anyway, let's get this over with. 20 minutes with these two are already boring me. Luckily Kat isn't used to going 20 minutes with anyone. Ninja endurance is shockingly low from what I've heard."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ouch."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Folks, this match is just starting, let's get to the ring!"
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[Mr. Clyde:] "Now THAT was close."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly did it!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "No, she emphatically did not. Kat did not tap before the 20 minute mark and i don't think she tapped after either. She was waving her hand to indicate that the time limit was over and Holly had to break the hold."
Kim Cross/Kat Black (-) [Time Limit DRAW - 20:00] (O) Holly/Juli Krieger
[Mr. Figaro:] "But the ref...he clearly made the signal-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "He indicated that the time was over. This was a clear draw. We have a few referees who can be...confused at times, but Ken-san is one of our best."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Yeah but..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Neither team achieved victory in the 20 minutes alotted so we will have a standard 1 on 1 match for the #1 Contendership at the next Voltage."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Kat is pretty lucky she gets to face someone at the level of Holly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kat is lucky that Celes is extremely intelligent. She knows Geese can and will override her match making and give Holly an underserved Title shot whenever she wants it. And she knew she could appeal to Holly's vanity. By meeting Holly halfway and giving Kat a chance to walk away as #1 Contender if she wins next show, she did the best she could to preserve Kat's accomplishment AND the credibility of the World Title."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Wait hold on, the title's credibility isn't in question here-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Not yet. But it will be if Holly keeps getting undeserved title matches, preventing anyone else from challenging for it. Especially if she fails to defeat her rival contenders."
[Mr. Figaro:] "She beat like EVERYONE here for 3 years, Clyde! She IS credibility."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Til Visper beat her. And while it's unfair to Kat that she has to jump through this extra hurdle, it's still better then losing her #1 contender status outright."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde - you heard what Holly said about how great she is!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I heard her threaten people with VIOLENCE. I thought you were against that."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I am."
[Mr. Clyde:] "So we should just give into her demands."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Who's 'we'? I'm her friend, Clyde. We're all friends. Why are you taking other people's sides in this? You heard what Geese said - we're the Orochi Family."
[Mr. Clyde:] "This isn't like you. Let's just end the show. We need to talk with Celes."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Anything you say to me, you can say it here. No secrets, Clyde."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Thank you all for joining us, we'll see you at the next Voltage where we have a blockbuster match for the #1 Contendership between Holly and the rightful holder, Kat Black."
[Mr. Figaro:] "'Rightful' is in the eyes of the beholder."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I think we're all done beholding things for now. Goodnight, folks."
*Mr. Figaro stands up and walks away as Mr. Clyde just sits there to end the show.*
*Fin*