Get your @ss in gear!

[OrochiGeese]

(Posted by Chuck on FPC and I ported it over here)


::The screen shows a changing room door, we hear Inza G.'s voice from inside::

Inza: "So, now that I'm being booked, I'm really glad you agreed to help train me. I want my debut to be special, you know? And, Chuck would train me, but I don't want anything distracting him while he's so amped about defending the tag belts with Remmy... And, believe me... I appreciate it. But, don't you think that we could be spending time in the ring instead of trying on different gear... really skimpy gear. REALLY skimpy gear."

? ? ? : "It's all about the clothes, hun."

::The camera pans away from the dressing room door, to Holly, holding what could barely be considered lingerie, much less wrestling gear. She stands on tip-toes to sneak a look over the door of the dressing room.::

[OrochiGeese]

*Scene starts in the Orochi-O's Inc. training facility. Inza G., Holly Walker, and Sandy Morton are standing in the ring*

[Holly:] "You've come a long way, Red. It's like you've just done TWO training movie montages...

*Holly looks Red up and down*

[Holly:] "And, your ass looks really good in spandex."

[Inza:] *awkwardly* "Thanks, Holly. I think I'll be able to win that Battle Royal."

[Holly:] "Well, don't think you're done YET! There's actually some competition in that match, and after that, a tournament... and then a sponge bath rub down from me."

[Inza:] *again, akwardly* "Uh..."

[Holly:] "Plus you still want to try to get booked in OG-Joshi. Not that we can't get THAT done with one "talk" between Geese and I. But Mean Celes Carter may cause some issues so I want to make sure you can get it done in the ring as well as you have in my dreams. Now, back to FPCPP, the odds on favorite in that Battle Royal is Tigerfly Sword. .... I want to help you out, so I've set up a sparring match between you and her."

[Sandy:] "You invited Tigerfly here?!"

[Holly:] "Yup." *yells* "Come on out, Tigerfly."

*Out to the ring walks Tigerfly Sword... Of course, that's bullshit. Out walks LOL Cat, dressed up like Tigerfly Sword. He jumps in to the ring, and waves to Inza G.*

[LOL:] "Hai Red."



[Inza:] *laughing* "How did you talk him into this, Holly?"

[LOL:] "I getz a shot at teh Ubble Worlt title!"

[Holly:] *whispers* "when hell freezes over..."

[LOL:] "wat?"

[Holly:] "Ok no more chit-CAT. It's match time. I'm ref. I'm gonan call it right down...the.."

*She begins tracing her index finger down her chest and past her stomach down to her groin*

[Holly:] "Right down the middle.Now, remember what I taught you, Red: Bitch-Jitsu. Sandy, ring the damn bell."

*Ding*

[Holly:] "$150 if you rip off her shirt, "Tigerfly.""

[LOL:] *confused look at Holly* "Really?"

*Just then, Inza G. swings a roundhouse kick at LOL Cat, knocking him down, and she gets a quick roll up pin in as Holly counts the 3. LOL Cat sits up rubbing his head looking more confused.*

[Holly:] "DAMN! Money shot, girl!"

[Inza:] "Sorry, Kitty. First rule of Bitch-Jitsu, kick `em in the head when they don't see it coming. ...free milk next time you come by the bar?"

[LOL:] *looks sad for a second, then smiles at Inza* "Ohkies, Red. U kikz hard. Ur gonna win teh match! U haz mah sel of apruval."

[Holly:] "Outstanding. Approval from Joshi megastar, Tigerfly Sword herself. Now, lets all go get drunk and have a pillow fight?

[Sandy:] "I brought my pillows from home - so I kinda don't want that weird cat touching it."

[Inza:] "That weird cat is my frie-"

[Holly:] "Ok! Everyone are friends here, less talking, more removing of tops! Hit the showers, girls!"

[LOL:] "I can licks myselfs."

[Holly:] "And that is why Sandy is jealous of you..."

*Promo ends as the three girls go into the shower room and LOL Cat shrugs his shoulders.*

[OrochiGeese]

(I'm sticking this here, despite it being FPCPP-centric, since it's a promo by Holly and Inza G/Cherry Red is gonna be debuting here soon. Plus Tigerfly, Jeska, and H are OG-Joshi wrestlers. Plus I really like ice cream)


*It's around 7am and we are in an empty ice cream parlour. The sign on the wall has been changed to "Goosin Robbins" betraying it's former state. In back of the counter, wearing ONLY a white apron, white hat, and a smile, is Holly Walker. She curtsies to the camera*

[Holly:] "Well hello there, FPCPP. You're in the presence of the first ever Orochi-O's Owned Ice Cream Parlour! In fact, Geese bought this for me JUST for this promo. Afterwards, we'll probably get a team of Gooses to run it. But for now, we have...an agenda."

*Holly picks up an ice cream scoop and dunks it into water, cleaning it.*

[Holly:] "As you all know, there are some matches of importance coming up at "NO CANNOT BATHE". The obvious - Geese beating some sense and pants back onto Wonderland. But I'm not here to talk to you about that. We all know what's gonna happen there...chaos, violence, yadda yadda, Ecuador, shiny nickels, and the boys learn a valuable lesson about self-experimentation."

*Holly rolls her eyes and takes the ice cream scoop out of the water.*

[Holly:] "What I do want to talk to you about is the Joshi Battle Royale. 7 of the finest up and coming women of the pro wrestling world and 1 winner. Maybe we could use a visual aid for what exactly is going to happen. Camera lackey?"

*The camera pans down again and we see 7 buckets of ice cream under the glass cabinet. But rather then having flavors written on the front of each, there are names. "Taylor, Makar's Wife, Tigerfly Sword, Jeska Rose, Htiwoman, H-Chan, and Marja Marz!"*

[Holly:] "Cone or cup? Waffle or sugar? Ok, good."

*Holly takes out a big waffle cone, which she then reinforces with another one under it. She takes a scoop from the container marked Marja Marz.*

[Holly:] "Now here we have a BIG scoop of ice cream. I'm not quite sure this is really..."low fat" ice cream if you get my drift, ladies. Marja looks like the type who'd have a double brownie sundae and then maybe a playboy to read during it. But hey, I don't judge. I just know she's dead weight."

*Holly takes another scoop*

[Holly:] "H-Chan...oh please. *Holly laughs*. Is she even old enough to have ice cream on her own? Her parents will probably yell at her for ruining her dinner. She's getting squashed."

*Holly molds the ice cream into a thin layer on top of Marja's, then takes another scoop.*

[Holly:] "HTIWoman...uh? Unlike Marz, at least she's clear about being a woman. But that whole "HTI" thing? I think FPCPP should double check the spelling on that. I hear she's a super hero or something. Don't quit your day job, hun. Your power is about to be revealed as MELTING."

*Holly blows warm air on the scoop, causing it to melt a bit. Then she takes another scoop.*

[Holly:] "Jeska Rose - I think you're on Amplidude or something. I guess if Celes signed you, that must mean you've got a great tongue. But sadly, your flavor is MINT GREEN. I HATE mint ice cream. Who the hell wants to eat tooth paste for dessert? Sorry hun, you're not cutting it."

*Holly takes some ice cream, mixes it with water, gargles and spits. Then takes another scoop.*

[Holly:] "Taylor...*Holly shrugs* I got nothing. I have no earthly idea who you are. You've got one name and it bores me. That's why you're the vanilla flavor here. BORING."

*Holly takes another scoop. "

[Holly:] "Makar's Wife? What happened to Makar, am I rite?"

*Murmurs are heard off screen: "no shooting!"

[Holly:] "Yeah, yeah, Listen, Makar's Wife - I heard you were actually passed around as a championship. And I can respect a woman who gets around. But you don't get around MY way, and for that, it doesn't matter how many pass you around to take a lick, you're already spoiled."

*Holly holds her nose and then takes another scoop, she smiles during this.*

[Holly:] "And now we come to Tigerfly Sword. Oh Tigerfly...you're really on the rise, aren't ya? FPCPP, OG-Joshi, many are saying you're the fastest rising Joshi in the world right now. You know what I say? You may be riding high on ice cream mountain...but this dessert isn't complete."

*Holly then takes out a whipped cream canister and starts spraying it on the sundae, and herself, all over herself...shockingly all over herself. After a small hill of whipped cream is on the ice cream and the whole thing looks like it's about to wobble over due to the multiple scoops...*

[Holly:] "The world of joshi wrestling is more then just a bunch of hot, athletic chicks. It's a recognition of HIERARCHY and balance. It's a realization that the BEST wrestlers are often not just one "scoop" greater then the rest, but high above them. And I have just the thing needed to bring that balance, that crowning achievement, to the FPCPP Joshi Division AND to this sundae."

*Holly opens up another cabinet where there is just one bucket. But it isn't for ice cream, it's for cherries. And it says "Inza G - Cherry Red" at the front. She takes the cherry and puts it on top of the whipped cream, mashing it on top so that the entire cone regains balance."

[Holly:] "Like the best ice cream dessert, the Joshi Battle Royale will end with a Cherry on top."

*Holly then takes another cherry and begins sucking on it, prompting a familiar voice to yell out "Cut". Holly throws the ice cream cone aside and continues covering her self with whipped cream. Geese comes out from the side and ushers the camera man out. Scene fade to chocolate.*