Jenny McLanahan
Feb 16, 2007 11:40:04 GMT -5
Post by Joe Snack Road on Feb 16, 2007 11:40:04 GMT -5
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Nicknames: The Natural Excite Star, Ace Lucha Girly
Name: Jennifer Trace McLanahan (Jenny, for short)
Height: 168 cm
Weight: 52 kg
Hometown: Box Elder, South Dakota
Date of Birth: February 14th, 1981
Offensive Style: Luchadore
Return Style: Luchadore
Point Total: 110/380 (...I think...)
Affiliation: Freelance
Entrance Music: "Battle Hymn of the Soul (Reincarnation Ver.)," Shoji Meguro
Quotes: "Face it, girly - I roll twenties."
Finishing Move
- Disc Three Spoiler (PRIORITY CHAIN - Head Scissors Arm Breaker -> Wrist Lock/Head Scissors Hold)
Specialty Moves
- Moonsault Press
- Banana Split
- Triangle Lancer
- Cattle Mutilation
Priority Chains
- Head Scissors Arm Breaker -> Disc Three Spoiler
- Back Counter Flying Mare -> Cattle Mutilation
- Back Counter Leg Spin -> KojiMAX Hold
Tournaments Won
-None
Championships Won
- OG-Joshi Tag Championship (w/Kaori NiGHT)
- L.A.W.L. OMG (Opulent Mejor Golden) Championship
Honors and Awards
-None
Biography
From a problem child serving prison time for Vehicular Theft and Destruction of Property to the woman who revolutionized the way wrestling promotions looked at how to market joshi wrestlers in less than ten years; Jenny McLanahan has seen the very bottom, and rose to the top before, like Icarus, she flew too close to the sun...
After a stint in the South Dakota State Women's Correctional Facility as a member of the "Nation of Incarceration" Jenny McLanahan was listless. During her time in, her only visitor was her older "brother" - wrestler Twinky McLanahan. ...Her father was embarrassed to visit his daughter, her mother abandoning the family and quote, "Leaving them to remove themselves from the gene pool." Released upon her 18th birthday, Jenny returned to Box Elder, attending local Douglas High School, where not much else is known about this young girl, who kept to herself and seemed to have only a minor interest in things such as speaking with other people.
What IS known is that Jenny fell in with a group of boys with demonic interests - okay, "Dungeons and Dragons" and "Magic: The Gathering" fanboys. Accepted in the group - one outcast to a group of many - Jenny found herself social. Slightly, anyways. Not seeing a traditional college in her future, Jenny joined the workforce - as a McDonald's employee.
After high school, Jenny's days were a mire of McDonald's shifts in the morning, lazing about her room in her underwear while watching TV, or meeting up with her group (the three boys and Jenny referring to themselves as the "Council of Nerdcoria") on the weekend...
While this might've been fine for people who weren't aspiring to a whole lot, fate - in the form of a fed up, slightly intimidating older brother - intervened, demanding that Jenny do SOMETHING with herself... Jenny chose to follow in the family's chosen field, professional wrestling. Jenny began training with her older brother, but never felt any sort of SPARK to it until late 2002... in 2003, Jenny improved by leaps and bounds, making herself known as a technical starlet. Signed to the C-CWA late that year, Jenny worked hard to improve, winning the C-CWA Women's Championship... after a lengthy battle with Akira Blaze, it was agreed Jenny would visit the championship to NDP - controversy abounds as Jenny lost the C-CWA Women's Championship to Kaori Night, prompting her resignation from the C-CWA soon after.
After the C-CWA, Jenny set about on a tour of various west coast independant promotions, which for the most part mired in the obscurity that a majority of indy promotions are stuck in. After her time throughout the independant scene - frustrated and embarrassed at the lack of direction and things they asked her to do "for the sake of the company" that announced their closing a scant two weeks later - she returned home to South Dakota, and quote, "Just took time off to relax, to recharge my batteries, y'know?"
Lately she's been seen in her older brother's "McLanahan Pro" wrestling promotion, working on a handshake agreement between siblings - that as long as Jenny wants to wrestle in McLanahan Pro, there will be spots on the roster and money to pay her with... and interests in some of the number of indy promotions on the east coast seem to be pulling her back towards being a prominent women's wrestler - optimistic about her opportunities, Jenny remains realistic: "I don't have any guarantees, I'm just being given a chance - from here, it's pass/fail, and it's all on me, kiddo."
Summary of Wrestling Style
McPro's self-proclaimed lucha submission princess, Jenny McLanahan specializes in fancy holds that feature half a dozen body parts being bent, tweaked, turned, tossed, strained, pulled, and the like. A highly developed submission offense mixes with a lucha libre inspired tendency for absurd flippy moves, mark a typical Jenny McLanahan match - and for the discerning eye (read: someone who pays attention to this stuff), there's even a few tricks in ring she's borrowed from her (infinitely more famous) older brother...
Tomboyish, A.D.D.-addled and carrying a short attention span normally prescient in teenage boys, she's a show stealer if she cares, but her fickle attentions are her own worst enemy... The match at hand is constantly vying for attention with the newest video games. Or car she's rebuilding. Or guitar chord that's struck her. Or anime porn. Or anything shiny, really.
EXTRANEOUS BULLSHIT
I made Jenny in Rock Band. That's right.
I am playing real music on a pretend guitar as a pretend person. Alternate joke, just another weekend of playing with myself.
