New threads, new threat level

[OrochiGeese]

*We open up to the apartment of Sandy Morton.*

(Whoa whoa WHOA. Hold on. A Sandy Morton related promo? I couldn't pay you guys to READ this why the heck am I wasting my time- Fine, fine. I guess it's going somewhere...someday)

We don't actually see Sandy though as the bathroom door is closed (oh no) but we do hear her speaking loudly from inside. Not in "that way" though but rather just in her usual annoying cadence. She appears to be on speaker phone with Holly and we listen in.*

[Holly:] "So I hear you have another match coming up soon."

[Sandy:] "Ya, so true. Can you like believe it?"

[Holly:] "Well actually, I kinda can. Wrestlers tend to get booked in more then one match in their career."

[Sandy:] "Haha, cut it out!"

[Holly:] "Really hun. Maybe it was just being on a LAWL show so my standards for good wrestling have dropped but you looked pretty good out there in that recent O's tag match with Linda."

[Sandy:] "Pretty good? I was smoking f'n hot!"

[Holly:] "I don't mean your appearance. I mean your actual abilities. You seem to have learned after all."

[Sandy:] "Well I did have you, like THE best teacher in the world, to teach me. Well, I guess "best" next to the one in high school who let me pass by taking my exam orally -"

[Holly:] "Ok, ok, I get it, cute. You and Linda both have a long way to go but you're definitely getting better. And you know what, honestly, just getting in the ring again after what Alicia and especially Nicole did to you, I have to say that just about everyone who doubted you was dead wrong."

[Sandy:] "Awwe, that's so sweet to say."

[Holly:] "Well, you earned it. And speaking as someone who was once doubted just as much, I'm proud of what you've done, Sands. And I've always pulled for you."

[Sandy:] "Like every guy who sees my pictures."

[Holly:] "Not in that way, but thanks for the visual. But listen up, you can't stop here, you gotta keep getting better. This match against Cathy or Kelsea or whatever-"

[Sandy:] "Kellie, I think. That's a cute name, but she's like a gymnast or something? Ewww. She must get so freaking sweaty and dirty on the floor. Then again - so do I."

[Holly:] "Again - you are a master of painting a picture I don't want to see. Whoever she is, she's pretty green. Greener then you are, actually. But watch out for her speed and flex-"

[Sandy:] "Flexibility? Ah, NOT a problem. *Laughs loudly*

[Holly:] "Yeah, good point. Eerie but good point."

[Sandy:] "But listen, like, I gotta get ready soon. Linds, Jill, and I are going out tonight."

[Holly:] "Jill?"

[Sandy:] "Yah, Jill Chambers. Friend of Linds."

[Holly:] "Yeah I know who Jill is, she used to wrestle for McPro, then LAWL. She's in OG-Joshi now too."

[Sandy:] "She's like a pretty good wrestler but she can't hold her alcy too well. Real wild girl though."

[Holly:] "Well, uh, you three have fun."

[Sandy:] "Awwe, I wish you could come out with us-"

[Holly:] "Yeah more nights out would be good but I got myself into this situation. I just have to wait til Geese finds the solution to our Dramesi problem."

[Sandy:] "Drama drama indeed. But wait, I want you to check this out. I'm gonna wear it tonight and I was thinking of wearing it in my match. Just to throw Kells off. I'm texting it to you."

*A few seconds pass by then we hear Holly gagging a bit. Then we hear Geese's voice saying: "Don't show that filth to me!" Holly laughs and gets back on the phone*

[Holly:] "Oh my goose, it's perfectly disgusting. I mean you look great in it-"

[Sandy:] "Nah it's ok, I ate one cookie and gained too much weight."

[Holly:] "No, I mean its so totally inappropriate. Even worse then before. You gotta run with it. Celes is gonna be pissed off and make that mean face of hers where she tries to suppress her boner but can't."

*The two of them laugh*

[Holly:] "Best of all, with your moves, you'll totally throw any opponent off guard. Go for it and if anyone gives you shit, I'll have Geese clear you. Don't worry. WE run this promotion. Renaissance didn't mean a damn thing for what we can still get away with, Sands. I'll get my title back and we'll be better then ever. Oh and hey - you gonna be able to make it to Geese's Holiday Gala?"

[Sandy:] "Oh defs. Wouldn't miss it for the world - I haven't seen you in like months!"

[Holly:] "Ok good, just don't wear THAT, ok? Geese won't be too happy then. Plus my brother's gonna be there and I'd rather not subject him to such...uh...that."

[Sandy:] "Holls, Your bro's really cute-"

[Holly:] "Cut that out, that's not gonna be happening with you two."

[Sandy:] "Fine, fine. Had to try again. Ok gotta go, love ya Holls, bye!"

[Holly:] "Bye Sands - bring protection tonight-"

*The call is cut off as Sandy laughs.*

[Sandy:] "Of course I will, I totally have my stilettos."