Arctic Blast!
Dec 4, 2009 16:06:49 GMT -5
Post by Marsh the Great on Dec 4, 2009 16:06:49 GMT -5
Teresa Tanaka and Xouxou Chen make their way to the ring. Teresa is energetic and somewhat bouncy, pointing to the crowd and posturing; she is carrying a microphone . Xouxou is very reticent, calmly making following her partner while wearing an elaborate Chinese dress and a calmly focused facial expression. Teresa slides into the ring beneath the ropes while Xouxou uses the steps and modestly ducks into the ring beneath the middle rope. After a bit more posturing, Tanaka speaks:
Teresa: “So, we’re out here right now because we were “advised” that it would be in our best interest to “ingratiate” ourselves to you, the fans. Now, after “X” told me just what the heck that meant, I decided that it was probably a good idea and she agreed as well. So here we are. Tanaka and Chen…Chen and Tanaka…the Arctic Angels! “
Teresa postures to the crowd. Xouxou lightly bows towards the crowd. Teresa continues.
Teresa: “So, now that we’re here in OG-Joshi, I guess we should clear some things up. Firstly, in case you didn’t know, we are Canadian. “
The crowd laughs lightly
Teresa: “Yeah, I guess the name kind of gave it away. Anywho, being from the Northwest, we’ve traveled quite some way to be here. In our many travels me and Xouxou have determined a couple of things. First, people really don’t know anything about Canada outside of Toronto and Montreal. One of the things that she and I are trying to do is to inspire an interest in the Western Canadian wrestling scene. I mean, sure you have the Hart family but they’re really not into our kind of thing. Me and X, see, we’re more about kicking people in the face than putting them in a million soft little holds for 30 minutes. That is our style and that is what real Canadian wrestling is about. Kicking people in the face and making them cry for their mums!”
The crowd murmurs
Teresa: “Now that that’s been said, I guess it’s time for us to ‘talk trash’ about what’s next. Well, to put it simply, we, the Arctic Angels, resolve to beat the living crap out of any and everybody that stands in our way to the championship. One thing about me is that I like to have fun. I like to laugh and play around and have a good time both in the ring and out of it.”
A few catcalls emerge from the crowd
Teresa: “Not that kind of fun, you pigs…at least not with you!”
The crowd laughs
Teresa: “See, that’s what I’m talking about. BUT there is only one thing that I like more than having fun and that is championship gold. Me and Xouxou think that there’s really no point in trying to have fun if you’re not gonna try to win. It would be like going to curl a stone on a bare sheet! There’s just no point to it. The same holds true for our type of wrestling. We don’t give and we don’t demand! Everything she and I do in this ring happens because we made it happen! Listen to these words: The Arctic Angels will wear championship gold in this fed. You got anything to say X?”
Teresa turns to Xouxou who simultaneously shakes her head (calmly) and waves her partner off. Teresa continues.
Teresa: “Alright then. Just so you guys know, Xouxou doesn’t really talk just a whole lot but when she does, it’s always pretty cool. I guess that’s it for us today. Um..thanks…bye!”
Teresa: “So, we’re out here right now because we were “advised” that it would be in our best interest to “ingratiate” ourselves to you, the fans. Now, after “X” told me just what the heck that meant, I decided that it was probably a good idea and she agreed as well. So here we are. Tanaka and Chen…Chen and Tanaka…the Arctic Angels! “
Teresa postures to the crowd. Xouxou lightly bows towards the crowd. Teresa continues.
Teresa: “So, now that we’re here in OG-Joshi, I guess we should clear some things up. Firstly, in case you didn’t know, we are Canadian. “
The crowd laughs lightly
Teresa: “Yeah, I guess the name kind of gave it away. Anywho, being from the Northwest, we’ve traveled quite some way to be here. In our many travels me and Xouxou have determined a couple of things. First, people really don’t know anything about Canada outside of Toronto and Montreal. One of the things that she and I are trying to do is to inspire an interest in the Western Canadian wrestling scene. I mean, sure you have the Hart family but they’re really not into our kind of thing. Me and X, see, we’re more about kicking people in the face than putting them in a million soft little holds for 30 minutes. That is our style and that is what real Canadian wrestling is about. Kicking people in the face and making them cry for their mums!”
The crowd murmurs
Teresa: “Now that that’s been said, I guess it’s time for us to ‘talk trash’ about what’s next. Well, to put it simply, we, the Arctic Angels, resolve to beat the living crap out of any and everybody that stands in our way to the championship. One thing about me is that I like to have fun. I like to laugh and play around and have a good time both in the ring and out of it.”
A few catcalls emerge from the crowd
Teresa: “Not that kind of fun, you pigs…at least not with you!”
The crowd laughs
Teresa: “See, that’s what I’m talking about. BUT there is only one thing that I like more than having fun and that is championship gold. Me and Xouxou think that there’s really no point in trying to have fun if you’re not gonna try to win. It would be like going to curl a stone on a bare sheet! There’s just no point to it. The same holds true for our type of wrestling. We don’t give and we don’t demand! Everything she and I do in this ring happens because we made it happen! Listen to these words: The Arctic Angels will wear championship gold in this fed. You got anything to say X?”
Teresa turns to Xouxou who simultaneously shakes her head (calmly) and waves her partner off. Teresa continues.
Teresa: “Alright then. Just so you guys know, Xouxou doesn’t really talk just a whole lot but when she does, it’s always pretty cool. I guess that’s it for us today. Um..thanks…bye!”