Strange Barfellows

[OrochiGeese]

*It's around midnight in the fine bar establishment known as Diablo's and the party is in full swing. Everyone is having a great time when suddenly the door opens and the sudden synchronization of the stares at those walking in make it feel as if time itself stops. 4 large men in suits and earpieces walk in and look around for a few seconds. Eventually, they nod to each other and clear the path for a man dressed in a black suit with gold shirt and a woman in a low cut green blouse and tight little black mini skirt that brings new meaning to the word 'belt.' To the reaction of those staring with even more intensity and shock at these two specifically, the man grins and the woman smirks.*

[Geese:] "We have come here for entertainment, nothing more."

[Holly:] "Geese, maybe we shouldn't have-"

[Geese:] "The next round is on me."

*The crowd cheers and calms back down.*

[Holly:] "Smart move."

[Geese:] "I said we were here for entertainment, after all."

*The two sit down at a corner table accompanied by two security guards. The other two take their seats at strategic positions designed to scout out and stop anyone before they become a thread. One potential threat is allowed to pass by them and approaches Geese and Holly who appear slightly disturbed.*

"I can haz milk?"

[Holly:] "The fuck are you?"

"I can haz milk for round?"

[Geese:] "If for some reason you would prefer milk in a bar, go ahead. And tell your friends over there an extra round of drinks are on me."

"K thx bye."

*The creature goes off to a table where he happily and with much difficulty relays the story to a big red man and a zombie.*

[Holly:] "Well SOMEONE is sure in a good mood."

[Geese:] "We've had some...setbacks over the last month or so but we are lucky to have them, my dear."

[Holly:] "Que?"

[Geese:] "Every time one of us has a career setback, we get stronger because of it. I look forward to seeing you continue to elevate yourself even higher to the level of the Goddess, my Goddess, you deserve to be."

"So what would the 'goddess' like to drink?"

*Geese and Holly look up to see a beautiful red-headed waitress. Holly appears to notice her beauty even more as she smiles back.*

[Holly:] "How bout you, sugar?"

*The waitress smirks a bit.*

[Geese:] "If Genji's intel serves me, I believe you are known as Cherry Red."

[Cherry:] "Bingo."

[Geese:] "You are Chuck Madrox's girlfriend."

[Cherry:] "Among other things."

[Holly:] "She's got a nice ass too, Geese. You could light a match on that."

*Holly cranes her neck over to Cherry's backside and stares*

[Geese:] "Pardon my girlfriend-"

[Cherry:] "A compliment's a compliment. So what will you two be having?"

[Holly:] "Sex on the beach."

[Geese:] "Cliche a bit?"

[Holly:] "Fine - a "Screaming Orgasm."

[Geese:] "More like it. You can just get me anything international or microbrewed."

[Cherry:] "Sorry, just local tap."

[Geese:] "Likely swill but I'll try it."

[Holly:] "Now now, be nice to our new friend here. Say Cherry, I can call you that right, since I've already mentally undressed and dug you out. So you look like you could handle yourself in the ring. And not just the ana-"

*Geese coughs*

[Holly:] "You shouldn't drink if you have a cold, Geese. Really."

*Holly speaks softly to Cherry*

"Man takes no care of himself, I had to literally pick his face up off the floor once."

[Geese:] "Cute."

[Holly:] "Now, Cherry, sorry to have popped the question so soon but are you a wrestler?"

[Cherry:] "I've been in the ring before."

[Holly:] "Well then, you really must join OG-Joshi. In fact, I insist. Geese, give her a contract."

[Geese:] "Miss Red if you are interested-"

[Cherry:] "Am I!? For OG-Joshi!? Hell yeah! Are you guys pulling my leg?"

[Holly:] "Could that be included in the contract?"

[Cherry:] "Ahh-"

[Geese:] "Don't mind her, she's just letting off some steam."

[Holly:] "In my pants."

[Cherry:] "I can get you a new chair."

[Holly:] "Maybe just wipe this one down?"

[Geese:] "Miss Red, I will have General Celes send the paperwork to you to sign."

[Holly:] "And Cherry, if you ever want to work out with the longest reigning and soon to be TWO time OG-Joshi Champion, give me a call."

*Holly slips a business card into Cherry's tight back jean pocket and smiles.*

[Cherry:] "I'll go and get you two your drinks."

[Holly:] "Geese, can we have her?"

[Geese:] "As I said before, she's Madrox's girl."

[Holly:] "Ohhh come on-"

[Geese:] "Unless you want to get thrown out of here-"

[Holly:] "Fine, but you better f'n DRILL me tonight."

[Geese:] "I believe I can accommodate you with that request."

*Holly gets out of her chair onto Geese's lap and the two spend the evening making out and drinking while Cherry watches and smiles. They leave at 3am with surprisingly no violence in the bar as a result.*


(Credit to ChucktheRipper for his participation - Cherry Red/Inza G. is his edit)