Indecent ProposaLAWL

[OrochiGeese]

*The UBL Open show ended an hour ago and the fans have emptied out as well as the wrestlers. Orochi Geese and Holly are walking through the hallways of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena while talking.*

[Holly:] "I know, it was kinda funny to watch. The whole show was actually, especially with Furis. You really fucked him up Geese. I mean, I think you answered the age old question of just what does it take for a total joke to turn into a threat - and the answer is getting hurled into the wall head-first by Geese! You re-scrambled his brain and now he actually won a match! Violence truly does beget violence!"

*At that point, we hear a voice shout out from behind.*

"And you're PROUD of that?"

*Geese and Holly turn around to see Thunder Strike and Alicia Gordon staring them down. A jubilant look appears on Holly's face as a curious one finds its way onto Geese's.*

[Geese:] "And just what do we owe the sincere pleasure of this meeting to?"

[Thunder:] "The pleasure is yours."

[Geese:] "Yes, I just said that."

[Holly:] "With that level of his observation skills, it's almost shocking you keep tricking him, Geese"

*Holly laughs while Alicia scowls*

[Geese:] "Well I must admit that I am actually confused here as to why these two are gracing our presence. I know the card tonight had some changes, were you perhaps hoping to get booked, Thunder Strike? I heard what you did at the last Battalion and, I think you're over extending yourself."

[Holly:] "And not in the fun way that Miss Gordon over here looks like she needs."

[Alicia:] "Sex and violence is the answer to everything to you, isn't it?"

[Holly:] "Only to the FUN questions you don't know how to ask."

[Alicia:] "I'm so si-"

[Thunder:] "She's just trying to rile you up."

[Geese:] "Just exactly why are you here?"

[Thunder:] "We have a message for you two and I wanted to deliver it personally. Alicia wanted to keep this a secret but I said we'd derive more satisfaction letting you know this up front so when it happens, you'll have no one to blame but yourselves."

[Holly:] "You two are getting married and didn't want to miss out on a wedding gift from us?"

[Thunder:] "The Cease Fire will not last much longer."

*Geese's eyes light up*

[Geese:] "Is that so? Have you chosen a date for it to be broken?"

[Holly:] "Or a date for you two to get married?"

[Thunder:] "We will not jump you but it will be clear when we are done with it. I give you credit, Geese, you successfully restrained us from attacking you two with that Cease Fire in conjunction with delaying the Battalion. And once I realized just what you had done, I lost my patience for it. You either make it a priority to finish the league and face us or else I will be coming for you, in or out of the ring."

[Holly:] "Oh you two disgust me, you really do. Words, words, words. If you had any intention of doing what you said you would, it would have already happened minutes ago."

[Alicia:] "You saying he's a liar?"

*Holly's expression turns impatient*

[Holly:] "You know what, kid!? You're BOTH frauds. You stand right in front of the two people who have ruined your lives and tell us you PLAN to hurt us? Well you know what, I'm sick of you wasting our time. So I'm going to do you one better and offer you a way out. Offer us all a way to move past this."

[Geese:] "Um...perhaps you should run that by me, first."

[Holly:] "Geese, walk with me for a second. You two stay right there. Think about 'competition' or something or whatever turns you on, you're gonna need it."

*Holly rolls her eyes at them and walk with Geese out of whispering range. When they are a few feet away, with Holly's back to them, she cracks a smile which is returned by Geese.*

[Holly:] "Ready for 'Plan FC?'"

[Geese:] "Yes, even with our preparation, you did an excellent job improvising from their approach."

[Holly:] "Thanks, now look surprised at what I'm saying....good, take it home. You gotta act a little disgusted though too, ok?"

*Geese makes his face turn pale while Holly's expression is determined.*

[Holly:] "Nice work...how'd you do that so fast?"

[Geese:] "I thought about the very thing you were about to offer them."

[Holly:] "Ha. You're still ready to take the risk if they accept it though, right?"

[Geese:] "They won't."

[Holly:] "That's not what I asked, hun."

[Geese:] "Yes, I am. I will bathe thoroughly."

*Holly stifles a laugh and kisses Geese*

[Holly:] "That's not what I meant."

[Geese:] "He's no threat to me."

[Holly:] "Ok, let's roll with it. Remember, you gotta act as if you just NOW heard about this idea from me."

[Geese:] "Understood."

*Holly kisses Geese again, who still looks pale, and walks back to Thunder and Alicia.*

[Holly:] "So...we have a bit of a proposal for you guys. A little 'put your mouth where your money is."

[Alicia:] "You got that mixed-up."

[Holly:] "Or do I?"

*Holly furtively smiles*

[Thunder:] "Spill it."

[Holly:] "What a fitting choice of words. You guys want out of the Cease Fire? It's gonna cost you."

[Thunder:] "I know you two are money-hungry-"

[Geese:] "Hungry? No. Appreciative? Always. "

[Holly:] "And that's the incorrect payment for this. I want dignity."

[Alicia:] "That's an understatement."

[Holly:] "Cute. YOUR dignity. What's left of it, at least."

[Thunder:] "Watch your tongue."

*Holly turns to Geese and laughs*

[Holly:] "You sure he didn't hear all that from before?"

[Thunder:] "Damn it, get to it already!"

[Holly:] "Celes has been going around saying how I 'corrupt' people and while she was wrong about Geese, she was right about Alicia. But I won't rest until the corruption is complete."

[Alicia:] "You said you corrupted me through violence. You want me to attack someone in exchange for us getting immunity from the Cease Fire?"

[Holly:] "No on both accounts. First of all, only ONE of you will be granted immunity - Thunder Strike. If you agree to this deal, he will be allowed to attack Geese at any time and not be subject to the rules of the Cease Fire. Geese will not fight back but will be allowed to merely escape the attack."

[Thunder:] "That is fine, he will not be able to run away for long from the inevitable."

*Geese smirks*

[Holly:] "Secondly, Alicia is already on the path to complete corruption through violence thanks to me. And so I want something else entirely, something that is still pure. I want her virginity."

*Thunder Strike and Alicia's mouths drop open in shock as Holly smirks.*



*CONTINUED IN PART 2! HOW WILL THIS SHOCKINGLY INAPPROPRIATE SITUATION BE RESOLVED!?*

[OrochiGeese]

(*Continued immediately from Part 1*)


[Thunder:] "NO!"

[Holly:] "Guess that confirms she's already frigid. Geese you owe me a dollar."

[Thunder:] "Under no circumstances is this going to happen."

[Holly:] "Hey relax, I can afford the dollar!"

*Holly laughs while Alicia tries to get Thunder's attention*

[Alicia:] "Thunder...you can finally take out Geese..."

[Holly:] "Hear me out, you two. Geese wasn't so happy about it either but he wants what's best for me."

[Thunder:] "How in the HELL is this best for you? Or him?"

[Holly:] "Taking Alicia's virginity...in front of your eyes, I may add, will corrupt your budding relationship with her. In fact, to be more specific, it won't be me taking it, it will be Geese. I'll just be having her 'service' me on the other side with that rude tongue of hers."

*Alicia looks pale and Thunder is about to put his elbow through a wall*

[Thunder:] "You two are the most vile creatures I have ever seen-"

[Geese:] "Save it. Your opinions and morality mean nothing to us."

[Holly:] "I want you, Thunder, to watch your secret love getting plowed by your greatest enemy. So that you won't EVER be able to be with Alicia without knowing Geese was 'there' first and as her first. Just knowing you two can't get beyond that and have a normal relationship will put a smile on my face."

[Alicia:] "What about knowing I 'slept' with your boyfriend?!"

*Holly laughs*

[Holly:] "You know nothing of love. Geese using his body to screw you for MY purposes, values, and desires is a demonstration of the love between us. He knows that and will enjoy my pleasure."

[Geese:] "I'd do anything for Holly. Her body is mine and mine is hers."

[Holly:] "That's TRUE love, you two. Sacrificing for each other. If you truly loved Thunder, Alicia...you'd do this for him. Allow him to take out Geese once and for all."

[Thunder:] "I will not sacrifice her for my goals."

[Alicia:] "But I will."

*Thunder looks at her in shock as Holly jumps in the air in glee*

[Holly:] "You'll do it? Really!? You'll become a Holly and Geese 'finger-cuff?'"

[Alicia:] "If it allows Thunder immunity to take out Geese, I'll do it. And once he takes him out, you'll be completely unprotected in OG-Joshi."

[Geese:] "Speaking of unprotected, I don't have to um..."

*Holly quickly pulls a condom out of her purse. Geese looks relieved.*

[Thunder:] "Under no circumstances will you do this, Alicia."

[Alicia:] "Only under these very circumstances - cause I have to do this for you. You're mission...and happiness is worth it to me. They're right about sacrificing for those you love."

*Alicia suddenly kisses Thunder Strike. Holly and Geese's eyes go wide as they watch their two enemies two kiss passionately for a few minutes. Holly starts looking at her watch and taps her foot. Geese excuses himself to make a call on his cell phone. After Holly starts humming the Jeopardy tune, they stop kissing.*

[Alicia:] "Thunder...let me do this. We can finally get what WE wanted. It's the only surefire way. Even if we waited for the Battalion to end, there's no guarantee we'd get a chance so advantageous like this and you know that. But if Geese can't fight back now, he's finished. We win."

[Thunder:] "I...can't accept this but..."

[Alicia:] "But it's my choice if I want to."

[Holly:] "That a girl! Besides, you just gave Thunder a small taste of that innocence now. He doesn't need any more. He can just watch Geese do to you what he's wanted to do from the second he saw you."

*Geese steps back into the conversation.*

[Geese:] "I have just had the perimeter secured by Genji Security. No one will interfere with our plans if you choose to go through with this, Miss Gordon. But I would rather my time not be wasted further."

[Holly:] "Come on, Leesh...you gotta...you know what? Do it for Dizzy! Wasn't she called Doggy Dizzy or something? Well, if you let Geese go doggy-style on ya, then you'll make her real proud!"

[Alicia:] "Don't you DARE talk about her!"

[Holly:] "Aww, angry? I'll give you one free shot at me in addition to Thunder's immunity if you do this."

*Alicia's eyes widen and she smiles*

[Alicia:] "Fine, let's go, right now."

[Holly:] "The free shot is AFTER we're done though, don't get greedy."

*Thunder looks on pale...along with Geese. Alicia begins taking her pants off.*

[Holly:] "Ugh, granny panties? Figures. Are those little cartoon potatoes?"

[Alicia:] "Get your last laughs in at them, it will be one of the last things you ever see. Cause I'm taking out your sight and smell with an axe kick after we're done with this."

*Suddenly a male voice comes from around the corner.*

"Done with WHAT?"

[Alicia:] "oh no, it's Jang!"

*Alicia quickly pulls her pants up but a running Jang Bae catches her doing it. He sees the four of them and looks enraged at the positioning of Geese right behind Alicia with her pants still being hiked up.*

[Jang:] "What the HELL is going on here!?"

[Holly:] "Geese!! What happened to 'securing the perimeter?'

*A female voice comes from the other side of the hallway*

"He shouldn't have used his cell phone. THAT is what happened.*

"*Celes, Mr. Clyde, and Mr. Figaro come around the corner and look disdainfully at the scene.*

[Mr. Clyde:] "And Genji Army could not stop our approach."

[Celes:] "As soon as Clyde intercepted that call, we knew something was going on."

[Jang:] "But WHAT is going on!?"

[Holly:] "I'll field that one. Alicia agreed to have hot, steamy canine sex with Geese and I in exchange for Thunder Strike getting immunity from the Cease Fire. Alicia was gonna let Geese take her innocence just so that Thunder could ATTEMPT to hurt Geese. Sorry, should we have invited you to watch too?"

[Jang:] "Is this a fucking joke!?"

[Holly:] "Look at their faces, they can't even answer back."

*Jang goes up to Thunder and grabs him by the shirt*

[Jang:] "IS this true!?"

*Alicia looks down in shame*

[Alicia:] "...don't hurt him. It is but it's not his fault."

[Celes:] "This is disgusting. Even worse then I thought it would be."

[Clyde:] "We thought you four were going to fight and violate the Ceese Fire so we came to stop it."

[Figaro:] "Glad we did cause this is FAR worse."

[Celes:] "I know Geese and Holly have no shame...but Alicia, this is...very unbecoming."

[Jang:] "That's it!! Thunder, if you authorized this..."

[Thunder:] "I neither requested it nor stopped it. It was Alicia's choice."

[Jang:] "It's your attitude that got her in this mindset to begin with. What the hell were you thinking? Didn't you promise me that if there were any developments with Geese, you'd inform me!? Does this not count as one!? And to even allow Alicia to be in this position...I've never been more disgusted in my LIFE. Alicia, you come with me, we're getting out of here.. "

[Alicia:] "No, I want to finish the job."

*Holly laughs*

[Holly:] "What a go-getter! But you gotta start it before you finish it, hun! But, hey. The more the merrier, right? If you guys wanna watch Alicia lose what's left of her innocence-"

[Celes:] "Miss Gordon, you will be terminated from OG-Joshi if you go through with this."

[Geese:] "Miss Gordon, you will be reinstated immediately. I run OG-Joshi, not Celes."

[Holly:] "I may even give her a title match!"

[Celes:] "Cameras in the hallway. I'll release the footage of this publicly if you go through with it."

[Geese:] "You will not. We are in UBL territory and I own this building."

[Clyde:] "We don't care. We have control over all the cameras."

[Holly:] "Whatever. You guys forget GWF - Geese and I used to roll around naked all the time in public. Celes said we have no shame and it's true. It's THEIR reputation that will suffer, not ours. The more people who see this will know that Alicia is just a whore and Thunder Strike is her pimp."

[Figaro:] "We will leave Orochi Army if you even touch Alicia, Geese."

[Holly:] "No matter. It's worth it, Geese. They already left in spirit, anyway. A year ago Figaro would have been the first to hoot and holler about a hot threesome and now he's turned into librarian Celes."

*Geese looks at Figaro's steely expression and smiles at him.*

[Geese:] "I suspect it was not a turn as much as an act being exposed."

[Holly:] "Speaking of exposure... Alicia!! Get those pants down again! Show everyone those patata panties! Let's demonstrate the proper way to butter some mashed taters!"

[Alicia:] "I'm not the one stalling, I'm ready when you are."

[Jang:] "Alicia, if you do this, you will be thrown out of my Tae Kwon Do Dojang for good. And I will tell Marie and the LAWL wrestlers about this shameful act as well."

[Alicia:] "I no longer deserve to be a part of your Dojang...or LAWL...anyway."

*Jang sighs*

[Jang:] "Then it is clear what I have to do. Up to now, you have been my best student. And so if I could not teach you enough to vehemently deny Holly's offer, I will close down the Dojang. I am clearly not the teacher I thought I was if you turned out this way. I have been shamed."

*Alicia pauses and sees Jang is dead serious. Geese steps in.*

[Geese:] "You'll give up the chance to eliminate me for a piss-poor Dojang? I'll build a new one and make you the prize student, Alicia. Bae is a loser and has only taught you to fail. Winners are opportunistic and do what they need to succeed. Holly and I are champions, Jang and Strike are losers. Although at least Thunder is TRYING to be a winner for once, tonight, by not standing in your way."

*Jang begins walking away slowly. Alicia looks at everyone, including a stone-faced Thunder Strike who whispers: "Go. We've already sacrificed too much." She runs over to Jang, buries her head in his chest, and starts crying. Jang takes her hand and begins walking with her, but then turns around.*

[Jang:] "We're getting away from here for now. This is too much for you. It's too much for me as well. Thunder, as much as I want to leave J.U.S.T.I.C.E and the Battalion right now, I'm not turning my back on Jason, he's in this league and promotion, as twisted as it is, for the right reasons. But after the Battalion, I'm out of UBL. Hear that, Geese? And until then, I don't want anything to do with any other matches here besides my tag ones. I'm spending the rest of my time in Kirin Dojo where they hold competition as the top goal, not prostitution. And Celes, if Alicia does not return to OG-Joshi, do not be surprised."

[Holly:] "We won't be heartbroken, that's for sure."

*Jang leaves with a sobbing Alicia on his shoulder. Holly turns to Thunder Strike and then smirks.*

[Holly:] "So...all ready to watch your girlfriend fuck and nowhere to go, huh, Thunder? Poor guy, that's an epic case of blue balls. I'll tell you what, I'll let you plow me in exchange for your immunity if you allow us to take pictures of it to send to Alicia. How bout it? Don't worry, I won't expect you to make me 'tap out'"

*Holly laughs as Thunder storms away.*

[Celes:] "You two...unbelievable."

[Holly:] "Yeah, I know. You really are in the presence of Gods. I'd offer you some sweet candy too, but we have nothing we need from you...and you're grotesque. See ya!"

*Holly puts her arm around Geese and walks away as Celes, Clyde, and Figaro stare on in disbelief.*

[Celes:] "Even Palazzo had his limits."

[Figaro:] "Before he went insane."

[Clyde:] "Even then, I think 'they' might be worse in some ways."

[Celes:] "And so I don't think we can leave now. Not until they're neutralized. We'll give them one more chance to allow us to save them and then we do it forcefully. What happened today must never be allowed to happen again. We can't 'return' without making things right here."

*Celes begins walking away as Clyde and Figaro nod and follow.*