Evil is, as evil does

[OrochiGeese]

*We open in the office of OG-Joshi General Celes. Celes is doing some paper work (those Generals and their paper work!) when for like the fifth time this month, the door busts open. Celes quietly shakes her head in disappointment but doesn't bother looking up until she hears*

"You will make eye contact with me and listen to EVERY word I say."

[Celes:] "Is that your new mantra? Hypnotist of Chaos?"

*OrochiGeese power walks over and slams his hands on the desk, causing Celes to casually look up with an upturned eyebrow? Her look of surprise fades when she sees Geese flanked by an emotionless OG-Joshi Champion, Holly...with a soft cast on her arm. Celes points to the stack of papers on her desk.*

[Celes:] "I'd rather not have to wade through any more of this so if you are firing me, make it quick. "

[Geese:] "Did you or did you not try to break Holly's arm?"

*Celes laughs*

[Celes:] "Break? I think not. It's not my fault she's such a crybaby. Anything more then a wound means she's unfit to be a fighter, but I suppose we already knew that. What really makes me curious is the fact that this happened almost a month ago. Geese, what happened to your usual promptness?"

[Geese:] "Can the attitude! She just told me about it last night."

[Celes:] "What brought that up? You try something rough with her and she squealed in an UNusual way?"

*Geese's face begins getting red. Holly, for her part, has a grin on her face.*

[Celes:] "Geese...as Holly has no doubt told you, we're not alone in this office."

*Geese looks perplexed and turns to Holly.*

[Celes:] "Not surprisingly, she didn't tell you the entire story. After his humiliation, neither did Agent 0 either. However, I keep security cameras running the entire day throughout the OG-Joshi wing, ever since "Big Sister Nicky" came around. So if you would like to see how Holly's misbehavior led to her own injury...."

[Geese:] "In time. But what do you mean by "we're not alone."

*Just then...a rather improbable event takes place. The door slams open again...but someone with very few ties to OG-Joshi walks in...no, I should really say VALKS in. As none other then vampire misfit Jakob Furis enters with a half-eaten pretzel and a look of confidence...and thirst. Celes sighs.*

[Celes:] "I can tell you that's NOT what I meant...or whom."

[Furis:] "A-ha, no one plans for the nightmare that is Furis!"

[Holly:] "You..you gotta be kidding me? What the hell are YOU doing here!? Get lost again?"

[Furis:] "I am looking for some blood to vash down this pretzel vith! A pretzel I von by scaring a villager!"

*Holly and Celes look at each other with just about equal confusion. Geese ignores him as his angry stare hasn't left Celes this entire time. Holly turns back around and walks near Furis.*

[Holly:] "Ok...first off.*

*Holly smacks the pretzel out of Furis' hand prompting a look of sorrow.*

[Furis:] "Vhat did you do THAT for?"

[Holly:] "You need to learn not to LIE. No one, anywhere...EVER could be scared of you."

[Furis:] "I am sick of you mocking me!! You do not vant me to lie anymore!? Vell then, I vill finally make good on my VOW to end you if you dared insult me once more! As you just did!"

*Geese hears this and his eyes turn red. He slowly turns his head around to face Holly and Furis with rage in his eyes. Celes' face turns uncharacteristically apprehensive*

[Celes:] "Furis, I don't like you...but NOW isn't the time for your-"

[Geese:] "What did you just say, boy?"

[Furis:] "I am no mere boy! I am the lord of evil, the king of vampires! And I said that I vill end this harlot for she has mocked me for the last time! Bear vitness to my power!"

[Celes:] "Geese...he's just a joke. No one takes him seriously. Even Holly could beat him."

[Furis:] "Another outvage! And I vill now finish her off, once and for all!"

[Geese:] "Take one more step and you're a dead man."

*Furis opens his suit like a cape and laughs uproariously*

[Furis:] "A-ha, the joke's on you. As a vampire, I am undead! And she will now know my evil-"

*Furis goes to grab Holly's arm when Geese seems to fly forwards and close the distance in an instant. His arm shoots in front of him, grabs Furis by the throat, and RAMS him against the wall, causing a giant indentation. Furis's head bounces off the wall and his eyes look glassy. Geese continues to hold him up.*

[Geese:] "I'm gonna tell you this ONCE and if I ever, EVER see you within 5 feet of her..."

*Geese moves his face closer to Furis' neck and opens his mouth.*

[Geese:] "I'll teach you the TRUE meaning of evil."

*Geese's eyes turn maniacal as he presses down with his teeth on Furis' neck, lightly puncturing Furis' skin. Furis is hysterically screaming from the pain of his head and throat, as Holly looks on with a mix of shock and spiteful pleasure. Celes gets up from her desk, and goes over to stop this but Mr. Clyde drops down from the ceiling and cautions her not to get involved. Geese releases the grip on Furis, allowing Furis to drop down to the floor, ass-first. Geese then turns his back to Furis but continues to talk.*

[Geese:] "You say you are a vampire? I have tasted your lifeblood and it is worthless. Get out of my sight."

[Celes:] "Clyde...can you escort him to a hospital?"

*Mr. Clyde goes over and helps the half-conscious Furis out of the room. His neck is bleeding and the dazed look in his eyes suggest he may have a concussion.*

[Celes:] "You disappoint me, Geese. Such unnecessary violence."

[Geese:] "Let that be a final lesson to anyone who needs it about what happens when Holly is touched."

[Celes:] "Care to demonstrate that on anyone else who may fall into that category?"

[Geese:] "You are needed til the PPV. But if you injure her in any further way, I will be back."

*Celes's face turns red and she marches up to Geese*

[Celes:] "Keep her away from my office and neither of us will have to see each other again for a long time."

*Geese gets up in her face as well. Holly steps in between them.*

[Holly:] "Too bad too, cause it's been such a pleasure!! Come on Geese...watching you do that to Furis got me hot as fucking HELL. Let's go...there's a limo waiting for us outside!"

*Holly takes Geese's arm and begins walking with him towards the hallway, practically dragging him along while pleading with him to leave. Geese and Celes don't break their stare until the door slams shut. 10 minutes pass and Mr. Clyde comes back into the room. Celes is sitting, just staring into space.*

[Celes:] "What's his status?"

[Clyde:] "Furis regained his mental faculties to a low, but functional level...for him, at least. But when I tried to get him an ambulance for a precaution, he started claiming he had to be somewhere soon and couldn't "vaste" time in the hospital. I refused to let him just leave and so I put him in the ambulance myself. However, on the highway overpass, he somehow broke loose and managed to break free from the ambulance. He escaped my sight at that point. I have no idea where he may be."

[Celes:] "He's the safest he can be if he's away from Geese at this point."

[Clyde:] "I'm sorry I had to stand in your way earlier."

[Celes:]: "No, you were right to. We got another piece of the puzzle."

[Clyde:] "And I sense he was already done with Furis anyway."

[Celes:] "Yes. Call Figaro in, we all need to talk about this."

*Clyde bows and leaves the room as Celes continues deep in thought.*

[OrochiGeese]

Minutes after the OG/Furis encounter, a we find out where Furis was headed. And if he got there

(The continuation of this will be on the UBL board but for MJC purposes, I linked to it here too.)