LAWL Press conference - 11/12/08
Nov 12, 2008 15:31:58 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Nov 12, 2008 15:31:58 GMT -5
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*It's 8pm at the LAWLitorium and a bandaged Gloria Reyes is present for a rare LAWL press conference*
[Gloria:] "I have a few announcements to make on the heels of HaLAWLoween 2008. First, I am glad to say that my sister Marie made it out of her cage match unscathed. I still do not know what possessed her to enter into that fight, but I am relieved that she was not injured and proud that she was victorious.
[Reporter #1:] "What about what happened to Cynthia? That woman hurt her pretty bad."
[Gloria:] "Cynthia San Martino suffered a broken collarbone at the hands of Iara Andrade. While Cynthia has not lobbied for a match at LAWLiday, she should be fine by that point."
[Reporter #1:] "Well, what about that woman?"
[Gloria:] "I do not know what to make of Marie's childhood friend showing up. To be quite blunt, Marie and LAWL have not benefited from this previous year of her past catching up to her. While Iara does not appear to be hostile to Marie, I do want to ascertain her full intentions in LAWL, aside from her intended vengeance on Cynthia. Perhaps it is a blessing in disguise that she is here as now Iara can occupy Cynthia so that Marie could move on and maybe resume her Title hunt. But it is still too early to say."
[Reporter #2:] "How is your health coming out of the tag match against Holly and especially Juli Krieger."
*Gloria grimaces*
[Gloria:] "Never have I faced anyone with the raw power and malicious intent as Juli Krieger. The fact I did so just two matches into my return was...perhaps not prudent of me. But we in LAWL don't take lightly to those who seek to destroy what we built. And while I have full confidence that Jenny McLanahan will defeat and drive Holly out of LAWL at LAWLiday, I wish to make my own statement as well. Juli Krieger, if you will accept my challenge to a one on one match at LAWLiday, I intend to show you what I can fully do."
[Reporter #2:] "You can't be serious? Juli Krieger is a monster!"
[Gloria:] "LAWL is full of many creatures and so I do not fear monsters. I only fear not having the guts to stand up to them. Juli, you have been very successful in your time at LAWL, but I will make sure that you leave us for good with your head held down in defeat by my hands. Krieger is not unbeatable, Alicia Gordon has proven that quite clearly over the last two years and I helped train Alicia."
[Reporter #2:] "And look what beating Juli has done to Alicia!?"
*Gloria ignores that and turns her attention to someone else*
[Reporter #3:] "What is your reaction to 1337 Champion Lucy Cutlass stealing yet another victory?"
[Gloria:] "Lucy has suddenly taken it upon herself to ensure she wins at any cost. But I do not think she will fare well against the very unpredictable FIASUKO. The reason I had that triple threat match was to prepare the winner for a multi-wrestler encounter which is apparently what 1337 matches have turned into. As for Lucy's new charge, Cabin Girl Anne O'Malley, I do not entirely know what to make of her. She did Lucy's bidding but also appeared to want to beat Patricia Jackson without any shady tactics."
[Reporter #4:] "LAWL has a lot of new recruits but the DVD's are more spaced out then ever."
[Gloria:] "Spaced out as in...time between releases..or theme?"
[Reporter #4:] "Uh...both, but I was referring especially to time."
[Gloria:] "Yes, and that brings me to my next point. Even if Orochi-O's was on the ball with producing our DVD's as quickly and as frequently as they promised, we still would be in a position of requiring more time to exposing our new wrestlers to our ever growing international audience."
[Reporter #4:] "That rabbit thing really shouldn't be exposed to anyone."
[Gloria:] "Ahem. Now, for years, LAWL has traditionally run monthly shows out of the LAWLitorium that are not recorded on DVD. As a small local promotion, we simply do not have the funds to make it on TV or produce more DVD's, and asking Orochi-O's to do that would not yield much better results then what we are seeing now. So I believe it is best to publish an official LAWL NewsLAWLetter that can go out every month. Our official reporters and even chosen fans can discuss the matches that take place in their own words, and we can also use the publication to draw attention to specific wrestlers every month."
[Reporter #4:] "That's a pretty good idea - you can even have a monthly joke column!"
[Gloria:] "Let's try to focus here. Now, since most of our monthly shows focus primarily on our new and rising talent, I believe they will benefit from this new publication. Meanwhile, our veterans and main eventers can enjoy less packed and busy DVD released shows which will allow their efforts to shine even more. I believe this plan will work for everyone, including the fans."
[Reporter #4:] "Will Orochi-O's have any role in funding or publishing the NewsLAWLetter?"
[Gloria:] "No, I would like us to have full creative control over everything, so this will be a LAWL-only venture. Now, if there are no more questions, I thank you all for attending."
*Gloria waves and walks away while Las Potatodoras enter the room to frolic with the reporters.*
*It's 8pm at the LAWLitorium and a bandaged Gloria Reyes is present for a rare LAWL press conference*
[Gloria:] "I have a few announcements to make on the heels of HaLAWLoween 2008. First, I am glad to say that my sister Marie made it out of her cage match unscathed. I still do not know what possessed her to enter into that fight, but I am relieved that she was not injured and proud that she was victorious.
[Reporter #1:] "What about what happened to Cynthia? That woman hurt her pretty bad."
[Gloria:] "Cynthia San Martino suffered a broken collarbone at the hands of Iara Andrade. While Cynthia has not lobbied for a match at LAWLiday, she should be fine by that point."
[Reporter #1:] "Well, what about that woman?"
[Gloria:] "I do not know what to make of Marie's childhood friend showing up. To be quite blunt, Marie and LAWL have not benefited from this previous year of her past catching up to her. While Iara does not appear to be hostile to Marie, I do want to ascertain her full intentions in LAWL, aside from her intended vengeance on Cynthia. Perhaps it is a blessing in disguise that she is here as now Iara can occupy Cynthia so that Marie could move on and maybe resume her Title hunt. But it is still too early to say."
[Reporter #2:] "How is your health coming out of the tag match against Holly and especially Juli Krieger."
*Gloria grimaces*
[Gloria:] "Never have I faced anyone with the raw power and malicious intent as Juli Krieger. The fact I did so just two matches into my return was...perhaps not prudent of me. But we in LAWL don't take lightly to those who seek to destroy what we built. And while I have full confidence that Jenny McLanahan will defeat and drive Holly out of LAWL at LAWLiday, I wish to make my own statement as well. Juli Krieger, if you will accept my challenge to a one on one match at LAWLiday, I intend to show you what I can fully do."
[Reporter #2:] "You can't be serious? Juli Krieger is a monster!"
[Gloria:] "LAWL is full of many creatures and so I do not fear monsters. I only fear not having the guts to stand up to them. Juli, you have been very successful in your time at LAWL, but I will make sure that you leave us for good with your head held down in defeat by my hands. Krieger is not unbeatable, Alicia Gordon has proven that quite clearly over the last two years and I helped train Alicia."
[Reporter #2:] "And look what beating Juli has done to Alicia!?"
*Gloria ignores that and turns her attention to someone else*
[Reporter #3:] "What is your reaction to 1337 Champion Lucy Cutlass stealing yet another victory?"
[Gloria:] "Lucy has suddenly taken it upon herself to ensure she wins at any cost. But I do not think she will fare well against the very unpredictable FIASUKO. The reason I had that triple threat match was to prepare the winner for a multi-wrestler encounter which is apparently what 1337 matches have turned into. As for Lucy's new charge, Cabin Girl Anne O'Malley, I do not entirely know what to make of her. She did Lucy's bidding but also appeared to want to beat Patricia Jackson without any shady tactics."
[Reporter #4:] "LAWL has a lot of new recruits but the DVD's are more spaced out then ever."
[Gloria:] "Spaced out as in...time between releases..or theme?"
[Reporter #4:] "Uh...both, but I was referring especially to time."
[Gloria:] "Yes, and that brings me to my next point. Even if Orochi-O's was on the ball with producing our DVD's as quickly and as frequently as they promised, we still would be in a position of requiring more time to exposing our new wrestlers to our ever growing international audience."
[Reporter #4:] "That rabbit thing really shouldn't be exposed to anyone."
[Gloria:] "Ahem. Now, for years, LAWL has traditionally run monthly shows out of the LAWLitorium that are not recorded on DVD. As a small local promotion, we simply do not have the funds to make it on TV or produce more DVD's, and asking Orochi-O's to do that would not yield much better results then what we are seeing now. So I believe it is best to publish an official LAWL NewsLAWLetter that can go out every month. Our official reporters and even chosen fans can discuss the matches that take place in their own words, and we can also use the publication to draw attention to specific wrestlers every month."
[Reporter #4:] "That's a pretty good idea - you can even have a monthly joke column!"
[Gloria:] "Let's try to focus here. Now, since most of our monthly shows focus primarily on our new and rising talent, I believe they will benefit from this new publication. Meanwhile, our veterans and main eventers can enjoy less packed and busy DVD released shows which will allow their efforts to shine even more. I believe this plan will work for everyone, including the fans."
[Reporter #4:] "Will Orochi-O's have any role in funding or publishing the NewsLAWLetter?"
[Gloria:] "No, I would like us to have full creative control over everything, so this will be a LAWL-only venture. Now, if there are no more questions, I thank you all for attending."
*Gloria waves and walks away while Las Potatodoras enter the room to frolic with the reporters.*