September 2008 Voltage
Sept 5, 2008 1:39:30 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Sept 5, 2008 1:39:30 GMT -5
June 2008 Voltage
*Peter Venkman Memorial Arena comes to life as pyro and assorted confetti (in red, gold, and black) are unleashed!! We go right to the commentary booth where Mr. Clyde joins a frenzied Mr. Figaro*
[Mr. Figaro:] "And mah goodness, we are BACK!! The second Voltage of the year has made it to your television and/or webtervision screens and you are FOAMING at the mouth..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Stop projecting your unfortunate conditions onto our audience....and clean that up."
*Mr. Figaro grabs a napkin.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Tonight has the potential to be one of the most important Voltages of recent memory."
A small graphic appears on the Orochi-Tron with the card for tonight*
1) Lana vs. Haley Cannon
2) NO DQ: Alicia Gordon vs. Lori Cuozzo
3) J*NiGHT vs. the Dods
4) Azumi Oonishi vs. Juli Krieger
[Mr. Clyde:] "Lana faces the biggest challenge of her OG-Joshi career against former OG-Joshi World Champion, Haley Cannon. Alicia Gordon will be making her first in-ring appearance since the OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV and is slated to face Lori Cuozzo in a no disqualifiaction match. We then have a match that has very important implications for the Tag team division as the up and coming Dod team faces Juli Tanaka and Kaori NiGHT, two members of the OG-Joshi Tag Team Champion faction, J*NiGHT."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Finally, our main event is one of pure VENGEANCE."
[Mr. Clyde:] "And great risk, as well."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Azumi Oonishi, perhaps the only remaining member of HAWT*Wing, is going to face Juli Krieger to get revenge for what Juli did to Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto at the PPV. Ordinarily, anyone going up against Juli needs a lifetime of courage just to enter the arena! But tonight I have heard that Azumi is ready to fight in the name of her fallen friend, and no courage is needed for this valiant woman to do so."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But with HAWT*Wing disbanded, will Azumi have to go it alone against Juli Krieger, when it is very likely that OG-Joshi World Champion Holly will be waiting-"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Waiting in the wings? Get it...like HAWT*Wing...but with their ENEMIES!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Very clever."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Totally had that line saved for MONTHS!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I hope you have more prepared cause we've got a long night."
*Mr. Figaro puts on his reading glasses and begins to peruse what looks to be a cocktail napkin*
[Mr. Figaro:] "I also made some notes to myself about how much I enjoy watching attractive females and how I am to make more specific remarks about them... interacting with pudding."
*Clyde tears up the napkin Figaro has, causing him to sigh.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Great, now I'll have to ad-lib the WHOLE THING!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Well, let's get right to it, then. As our first match is coming up."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I WANT THE COOZE TO LOOZE!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "You really got right back on that horse..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm an expert in mount-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Unfortunately you 'mounted' the WRONG horse...as the Alicia vs. Lori match is not FIRST tonight. Instead, we will be opening with a match between Lana and Haley Cannon."
*Mr. Figaro looks embarrassed*
[Mr. Clyde:] "I know how that must have come as a shock to you given the fact that the order for tonight was already placed up on the Orochi-Tron moments ago."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Not to mention, told to me months ago."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Truly an unavoidable gaffe from you."
[Mr. Figaro:] "See! Its like I was set up to make a mistake!!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Our first match was actually requested by Haley Cannon. After being defeated in the final match of the "Best of 7" series by Visper Karr at the PPV, Haley took some time off to reflect on her strategy for the future here. Realizing that Visper Karr is set to face Holly at the next OG-Joshi PPV for the World Championship, Haley has wanted to find a new challenge to face before she can get back in the title hunt. As she combed through the roster, Lana stood out to her as a strong opponent."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And she is!! Lana is the one of the only women here, well besides your ninja love kitten Kat Black, to hold a victory over the impeccable and lovely Kim Cross!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Ninja...love...kitten?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ahh it sounds so romantic when YOU say it!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes, I'm definitely the romantic sort..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Recently, Lana had some great matches with Jane Dod and I bet those caught Haley's eye."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Haley was indeed impressed by those, but also frustrated that Lana kept getting disrespected in those encounters by the post-match actions of the Dods. So Haley has wanted to really see what Lana can do in a situation where Lana does not have to worry about any illegal tactics or post-match attacks. For her part, Lana is very excited to face someone of Haley Cannon's skills and stature here in OG-Joshi."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Haley was the first WORLD Champion here, and had an incredible reign. Whenever Haley is in a match, against any opponent, she is a favorite to win. Visper had to dig down very deep to turn the tide of their series and come out victorious. But that doesn't make Haley any less of a threat."
[Mr. Clyde:] "From a styles standpoint, this should be a very interesting encounter. Haley is the top submissions expert here with a total comfort level in general grappling. She is adept at suplexes and, while not known as a striker, has proven she can unleash some very powerful kicks."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Lana is known as being a dangerous striker with knock-out ability. The girl broke Kim's nose for pete's sake! And I don't even know why Pete wanted her to do it!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "However, Lana is not a one-threat wonder. She is one of the more skilled wrestlers here on the ground and utilizes a very effective hybrid of street fighting and grappling. Add in her very devestating array of exploder suplexes and you've got a woman who had a lot in common with Haley in terms of the type of threat she provides, while still being distinctive in her own right."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Also, while Lana may be newer to OG-Joshi then Haley is, she has actually been around pro wrestling even longer. At least in the United States. Lana has a lot of experience to meet Haley's comfort level in this ring. I think we're really in for an incredible match here, Clyde!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I know so, as you have not made on inappropriate comments about either of them."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Respect, Clyde. Respect and knowing that Haley Cannon would find a way to twist my body in an UNpleasurable way while Lana kicks me full force in the Figgies...."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes...I see. All the motivation necessary. Now, let's get to the match."
Match #1: Lana vs. Haley Cannon
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[Mr. Clyde:] "That was one of the greatest matches we've ever seen on Voltage."
[Mr. Figaro:] "You gotta give Lana HUGE PROPS there!! She withstood some of Haley's absolute best! Plus she took the fight right to Haley as well!! Haley was totally right in sensing Lana's potential!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "In the end, it was Haley who reached deep down to execute her finisher, a move that has won her Championships and led to Lana finally tapping out."
Lana (X) [Lancashire Death Trap - 16:15] (O) Haley Cannon
*Lana slowly gets to her feet as Haley gives her room to recover. After a few seconds, Haley goes over and extends her hand. Lana takes it with pride. Haley has a few words for her and Lana nods as Haley holds Lana's arm up in a show of respect. The fans are on their feet clapping and cheering for both women as the two head back to the locker room together discussing the match.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "That's what OG-Joshi is about, despite what some others may lead you to believe."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Boobies?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Not specifically that, but the violence and... ok, I'll just go right out and say it, the chaos that has come close to taking over in the last year or two. But what we just saw now were two women who respected each other in that ring yet, nonetheless, did not hold back. There is no doubt both women will be in some pain after that match but their warrior spirits and pride have risen as a result of their efforts. It's good to start Voltage off with such a match that defines our entire promotion."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm totally voting for you as President."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm not really runn-"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Best part is that no one can find any scandals since you're a NINJA!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Right. Anyway..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "See, you're totally covering up your secret campaign!!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's break for commercials as I 'handle the press' over here."
*Commercials for the August edition of OG-Joshi Amplitude*
[Mr. Clyde:] "And we're back and ready for the next match...one that came to us in an unusual way. After months of not hearing anything public from Alicia Gordon, she suddenly sent a tape to OG-Joshi challenging "The Cooze" Lori Cuozzo to a match with no disqualifications as the stipulation. Of course, Alicia's REAL desire is to get revenge on Holly after YEARS of their hatred-filled feud. But resolution to that situation has been delayed until the "Cease Fire" is over between Orochi Army and J.U.S.T.I.C.E.. Until that time, Alicia wants to take out the trash in OG-Joshi and plans to start with Lori Cuozzo."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't always see eye to boob with Alicia Gordon but I have to applaud her here! Lori has been nothing but a disrespectful mound of stinky PROBLEM for OG-Joshi. And I'd like to believe Alicia is getting rid of her JUST to win my affection. It doesn't come cheap, yanno!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "MY take on this is that Alicia plans to punish Lori for attacking her friend Kat Black. Lori and Crimson Mask attacked Kat and Kim after the latter's match..."
*Mr. Figaro laughs*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh Clyde, I know it's been a while since the PPV, but no one had a LADDER match!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "...my apologies."
[Mr. Figaro:] "It's ok, I wish there was cause I wanted to look up Kim Cross' skirt!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's get back on track. After the excellent and noble match Kim and Kat had at the PPV, they were attacked by Lori and Crimson. Alicia took exception to that, due to the dishonorable nature of the attack itself and the fact that Alicia and Kat are close friends."
[Mr. Figaro:] "What about Kim!? Isn't Alicia friends with Kim too!?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Sure...sure."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Woo! Kim is popular! Woo-oooo!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "However, Alicia has lost interest in having 'standard' matches in OG-Joshi and wants to begin 'cleaning things up' around here. As such, she asked for a no-disqualification match. We have not heard a public response from Lori Cuozzo but General Celes has informed me that Lori has indeed accepted the challenge. So we are about to witness a situation that we really have little precedent or preparation for. All we know is that this match won't end until a wrestler is pinned, submits, or is KO'd. Any means of ensuring those outcomes are legal. And frankly, with the mindset that Alicia has been in recently and the constant chip on Cuozzo's shoulder, this situation can get out of hand very fast and very badly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I agree but the thing is, they're both adults, Clyde...despite how much Cooze acts as a CHILD. So we'll just have to allow them to compete the way they want and -
*At that moment, we see Alicia flung through the curtain! Lori follows up and is laughing*
[Mr. Clyde:] "It looks like this has already started."
Match #2: NO DQ - Alicia Gordon vs. Lori Cuozzo
*Alicia rolls safely and gets to her feet while Lori chases her.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde, I don't know what's going on here or if Lori already injured Alicia...but Alicia doesn't seem to be...doing much of anything to defend herself! What gives?!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah she just appears to be staring and, this is very odd....SMILING at Lori."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Even Lori, who rarely hesitates, appears to be a bit confused here."
*Lori finally shakes it off and continues punching Alicia, who doesn't even fight back but just gets knocked backwards on the ramp, finally entering the ring.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "The bell hasn't official rung yet either, not that such a formality really matters in this kind of match since any pre-match attack wouldn't really be illegal anyway."
*Alicia is in the ring, a bit disheveled but up on her feet, just smirking at Lori.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'll use this break in the action to point out that Alicia is wearing new clothing."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah, some kind of variation of her "No Holds Barred" attire from her match with Juli Krieger."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Well I feel bad for Alicia, cause her new nice new clothing is gonna get stained really fast with her own blood if she doesn't fight back!! Lori just grabbed a chair!!"
*Lori is snarling and brings a chair into the ring...Alicia still is staring at her and Lori shakes her head in confusion and frustration. Lori has the chair over her head ready to swing...and does just so...but misses!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Alicia just took a quick hop back!"
[Mr. Figaro:] "And kicked the chair right into Lori's face!!!"
*The crowd pops as Alicia suddenly "comes to life" here with that huge kick, sending the chair careening right into Lori's face as she was swinging it! Lori falls over.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "I don't know if that was desperation...or planned all along."
[Mr. Figaro:] "If it was planned, she suckered Lori right in!! And now Lori's fat ass is sitting on the mat and has no idea what just happened. Well, Lori might, her ass sure doesn't..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Lori may not know how she got to that point, but judging by the look on Alicia's face, I think both of them have full knowledge of what's coming next."
*The timekeeper finally rings the bell as both women are in the ring. Alicia grabs the chair from the ground (already covered in Lori's blood) and winds up to hit Lori as she begins slowly standing up*
Let's follow them into the ring!!
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[Mr. Clyde:] "Folks, I have to apologize for what we all just saw there. Alicia was..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I can't believe she just did that, Clyde. Alicia Gordon...ALICIA GORDON just absolutely BRUTALIZED Cuozzo in there. There are enough violent people around here, not Alicia TOO!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I know, I feel the same way. But right now I think the focus has to be on the battered Lori Cuozzo who is knocked out and is very likely injured from that assault."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I've never seen Alicia do that...I mean, not just the attack in general but that KICK before. And honestly, I don't think she should EVER be allowed to do it AGAIN."
[Mr. Clyde:] "It's hard to argue on that front."
Alicia Gordon (O) [Ref Stoppage KO - 20:00] (X) Lori Cuozzo
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'll tell you the most screwed up part of this. It's that for the first time in the history of OG-Joshi, Crimson Mask actually PREVENTED someone from getting further injured!! Yes, somehow Crimson Mask actually prevented further violence! That's how f'n upside down things have gotten around here!!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Hold on, I'm getting word there is about to be a volatile meeting backstage."
[Mr. Figaro:] "No more violence plz!!!"
*Cameras are rolling backstage as we see an expression-less Alicia Gordon walk down the hallway with the bloody chair. But as she turns the corner, none other then OG-Joshi World Champion Holly is casually leaning against the wall right near the door to Alicia's dressing room. Holly has just finished loudly popping a bubble gum bubble and points to Alicia's bloody chair with a smile*
[Holly:] "Nice work, kiddo."
*Alicia comes to a sudden stop and begins staring at Holly with incredulity as if she's seeing an oasis in a desert but can't quite decide it's a mirage.*
[Holly:] "Oh shit, not THIS again!"
*Holly waves her arms frantically in front of Alicia*
[Holly:] "'Earth to Alicia Gordon.' What the fuck is up with you getting a stroke everytime you see me? It's like high school when some geek is starstruck from being talked to by the most popular girl-"
*Alicia realizes there is one way she can test if it's a mirage or not. And she slowly begins to raise her chair with a possessed look on her face*
[Holly:] "Now? Really!? Are you TRULY out of your mind!? You're gonna break the Cease Fire NOW?? You don't think Juli Krieger is around the corner salivating over the chance to back me up?"
*Suddenly a calculated smile comes across Holly's face*
[Holly:] You know what, hun? FINE. Go right ahead, hit me with everything you got - you'll get one, maybe two shots on me before Juli disposes of you. I can take your best shot twice, I took a whole MATCH of your best shots at the Anniversary PPV and still decisively beat you. So to get rid of you now...for GOOD, it would TOTALLY be worth a few marks on my head. Hell, they could match Geese's new scars!"
[Alicia:] "You aren't worth the effort. Not now, at least. When I'm ready, you'll never walk again."
*Holly smiles widely and begins clapping in hysterics*
[Holly:] "I really got to you GOOD, didn't I? Wow! Look at those dead eyes, are you sure I didn't accidentally run over a puppy of yours too? Oh wait, I guess I kinda DID if you buy into those pornographic "Doggy Dizzy" videos. I don't...that's just disgusting. That girl has the sex appeal of like well, obviously a bit better then you but what does THAT say, after all. Wait, where was I going with all this again?"
[Alicia:] "I'm going into my locker room now."
[Holly:] "YES! Have a good cry. Wonderful idea. If it doesn't violate the Cease Fire, want me to hold your hair back as you vomit into the sink once you realize what you just did tonight? How you just caused every single Alicia Gordon fan in the audience to lose their faith in you? Granted, that's like four whole fans, but they are people too! STUPID people, but people just the same!"
[Alicia:] "My fans know what I have to do. And right now I have to leave."
*Alicia opens the door and steps into her lockerroom. She's about to slam the door when -*
[Holly:] "I wonder if your fans know WHY you didn't attack Crimson Mask after you finished with Cuozzo."
*Alicia stands in place*
[Holly:] "I know, 'Leesh." Cause I know what I did to you when I made you watch Dizzy's destruction. Or should I say, when I had YOU make the choice to watch her get destroyed! I paved the way to your personal hell and you've walked down EVERY step of that path. I corrupted you, Alicia Gordon. I rotted you to the CORE. And now your intentions are far more disturbing then the crowd knows. You COULD have attacked Crimson if you wanted to, I don't doubt it. But you wanted to leave her in FEAR. You wanted to get even with her for all the fear she put in others over the last few years. You wanted her to know that she was living on borrowed time and you could stop the clock from ticking whenever you wanted."
*Alicia turns to face Holly with the faintest hint of a smile*
[Holly:] "There we go, THAT's what I'm talking about! And damn it if that isn't just an inspiring motive. But you're still a newbie when it comes to dishing out fear, kid. People like Crimson Mask, they don't HAVE fear. Do you think she even gave a damn that her 'ally' Lori got fucked up? Of course not!! Do you think she's scared that you'll do the same to her? Not in the slightest!! Your new attitude doesn't mean a thing. It's just new clothing, like THOSE tacky threads *Points at Alicia's outfit*, to cover up the scared little girl inside of you. I can smell your fear, and so will Crimson Mask."
[Alicia:] "Just like I did with Lori and just like I WILL with you, I shall end her for good."
*Holly rolls her eyes and shakes her head dismissively*
[Holly:] "Please! You had so many chances with me and what happened?! You failed - over and over and over again. Your "revenge"? It's not gonna happen with me, and prob not with ole Crimson Mask either. When someone eliminates their own fear, they're unstoppable. Crimson doesn't fear you and neither do I. In fact, there's not a damn thing or person I fear in this world. Not you, not Visper Karr, not ANYONE."
*Alicia stares straight into the eyes of Holly*
[Alicia:] "The one thing I've learned over this whole ordeal is that people change. You WILL grow to know fear, Walker. Just keep your eyes open. Cause that show I put on out there and every violent thing I do until I can lay my hands on you, it's not just for Crimson Mask. It's for you too."
*Alicia slams the door shut prompting Holly to smile and lean up against the wall in a euphoric state.*
[Holly:] "Ahhh, I know, and I loved every delicious second of it."
*We go back to the commentators who both look unsettled*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's just go to commercials, I don't even want to comment on what we just saw."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ok but..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "No, I think we just go to commercials now."
*Mr. Figaro's eyebrows raise at the tone of Clyde*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ok, Clyde...that's fine, man."
*Commercials for the upcoming Universal Battalion League show on THE MOON. Yes folks, the Battalion is going to the moon (and you with it) this month for its fourth show!*
[Mr. Figaro:] "We're back and...things are definitely a little tense here. The crowd has completely quieted down after everything we just saw. This sounds almost crazy but I think I'm glad that the Dods are coming next. At least Polly will get some of the audience back into things...."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kaori and Juli will too. After months of victories, the Dods were in a match with Juli Tanaka as one of the opponents. After the match was over and the Dods won, they took "liberties" with Juli and Kaori wasn't too happy about that. So Kaori has teamed up with her J*NiGHT teammate to face the Dods."
[Mr. Figaro:] "If the Dods win here, you gotta figure they are serious contenders to the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championships held by Kaori and her teammate Jenny McLanahan."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I bet the Dods were aware of that when they roughed up Juli during the previous match. Jane Dod is a master strategist and she figured out that beating up Juli is the way to get to J*NiGHT."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm sure Jenny McLanahan is in the J*NiGHT locker room now watching this match."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Of note is that this is the first time Kaori NiGHT has ever been in the ring with Polly Dod. These are two of the absolute top ranked women's wrestlers in the world for the previous 5 years and so this is going to be quite an encounter based on that history alone."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Well you know, Clyde...everyone has been Polly this and Polly that but in MY opinion. I think JANE Dod has been the lead member of this female Dod team. She came in here first to scout out the opponents and, just like you said, she's a master strategist. No one can take anything away from the skills, dominance, and championship history of Polly Dod, but I think Jane is the one stirring the Dod drink here."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You have a valid argument, Figaro."
[Mr. Figaro:] "You must be hella freaked out from before if you're giving me credit for REASONING!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's just get to the tag match now. The Dods vs. J*NiGHT."
Match #3: J*NiGHT (Juli/Kaori) vs. the Dods (Jane/Polly)
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[Mr. Figaro:] "Polly Dod just won the THIRD tag match in a row for the Dods with the Polly Whirl~2!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I think you used the exact same phrasing last time..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "YES! I did!! Cause its THAT shocking that no one has stopped her from winning with it yet!!!"
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[Mr. Clyde:] "Well Polly IS a former multi-time PW-W Women's Champion and appears unstoppable here, especially with Jane as the team mastermind."
[Mr. Figaro:] "There ya go!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kaori and Juli put up a good fight, but Juli isn't in Polly or Jane's league. Kaori tested Jane and Polly more then they have been here in OG-Joshi, but she needed stronger backup to win."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Back-up like...ME!?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I was thinking more along the lines of Jenny McLanahan. Someone that I would imagine will want to face Jane and Polly in some way in the not so distant future. Also, just a tip, don't steal Jason Blackhart's dream of wanting a piece of Polly..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Good thinking, I don't want to cross that guy, very strong cola breath."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Switching gears a bit. We've seen Jane and Polly have quite an effect in OG-Joshi as well as many other relatively new wrestlers. So we never turn a blind eye to outside talent, especially now with the roster divided. Recently, General Celes received this tape from the manager of a new wrestler and she is currently in the midst of signing a contract with OG-Joshi. Let's go to the tape."
VIDEO - Let's meet a new OG-Joshi Wrestler!
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[Mr. Figaro:] "WOW!! That women is DANGEROUS!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Narai Kaeo is the practicioner and champion of Muay Thai style kickboxing. How much pro wrestling knowledge she has, however, is a real question to us. That is why there is a bit of a hold-up in negotiations as we are trying to gleam her level of experience. But Celes is confident that this new warrior will make it onto one of our rosters this Fall."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde...seriously, that woman is DANGEROUS. Did you see that look in her eyes? I don't think she KNOWS pain. She was fighting two women at once!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Muay Thai warriors have training that is the harshest in nature, second only to ninja.."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Of course!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Speaking of harsh, we are now ready for our main event."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Yes, the words 'harsh' and 'Juli Krieger' go together disturbingly well."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Folks, if you're a fan of OG-Joshi you know exactly why this match is taking place. And you know exactly why we wish it didn't have to. As I noted at the top of the program, this is Azumi Oonishi's chance at avenging the fallen Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, her friend and fellow HAWT*Wing stable mate. Dizzy was brutally attacked by Juli Krieger and Sandy Morton under the directions of our Champion, Holly. Holly had ordered this attack to rid herself of Dizzy, who had been a top rival of hers, as well as to get into the head of Alicia Gordon, as was stated by Holly herself earlier tonight."
[Mr. Figaro:] "We know little about Dizzy's current health other then that she's been hospitalized for months. The question is whether she can ever walk again, rather then will she ever step back into the ring."
[Mr. Clyde:] "The fans have been great in sending Dizzy their positive thoughts and friendship bracelets provided by Jean Carter. But the truth is fans, what Juli Krieger did to Dizzy was the single most violent thing we have ever seen in OG-Joshi or professional wrestling as a whole. I do not know what Azumi Oonishi has in her mind as a strategy, but it's gonna take more then vengeance to right the wrong that happened."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm worried about Azumi. She's a top wrestler, very quick and skilled, a LOT of heart. But I've never seen her be able to take on someone like Juli Krieger when Juli has been so effective and dangerous. She was the reason that Holly's team beat HomeLAWL security at LAWLiday. She is the reason so many wrestlers in OG-Joshi cower in their locker rooms when Holly walks by. Juli Krieger is the biggest physical threat in OG-Joshi right now and she is wielded by the biggest strategic threat, our champion, Holly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "It's been a year and a half since Holly won her Title and no one has made a dent in her ability to do exactly what she wants to do around here. Thanks to the backing of Juli Krieger, Holly has gotten off virtually scot-free from every violent act she has done. And she has walked around here like a Queen with no accountability for her whims. Alicia Gordon is neutralized and the spirited Visper Karr has been rather quiet recently despite being next in line for a title shot. Can Azumi rock Holly's boat of control tonight?"
Match #4: Azumi Oonishi vs. Juli Krieger
*Juli Krieger comes down the ramp and gets into the ring. The crowd isn't even outright booing her, some just refuse to even look at her direction. Juli relishes at their disgusted reaction and roars something in german. Azumi is out next and...wait...wait no she isn't. She isn't out next.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Azumi appears to be a bit late here..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm hoping this is part of HER plan and not part of...
*Just then, OG-Joshi World Champion Holly comes out with a smirk*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Shit...I think it's already too late."
*Holly gets a mic and gets into the ring to a chorus of boos from the fans*
[Holly:] "Ok, just shut it. I know what you're all thinking but NO, I did NOT attack Azumi on her way to the ring. Frankly, I haven't seen that mousey girl all day long and neither has Juli. The reason Azumi isn't out here ISN'T cause we took her out. Why would we do that and miss the chance to do it PUBLICLY?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "As sick as that is, she has a point."
[Holly:] "So Azumi is missing either cause she's scared as SHIT or cause she's DUMB as shit. Which is fitting cause her chances of beating Juli were pretty much SHIT."
*Suddenly the backstage curtain parts and Azumi Oonishi comes out...dressed in street clothes.*
[Holly:] "Oh lemme guess, you misplace your little pink attire? Or you gonna go all "Leesh" on us and change your clothing and attitude cause its a new school year? What's your locker number, Zooms? Want to go to the soda shop after school and watch me get hit on by guys why you cower in the corner?"
*The crowd boos Holly and Azumi just rolls her eyes and shakes her head as if she's had enough. She opens the backstage curtain again. This time a man steps through.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holy shit! It's Frog!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Folks, incredibly we are being joined by Jeremiah "Frog" Jones...who if you didn't know, is the former Team Ryder teammate and long time boyfriend of Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto."
*Holly gets a confused look on her face*
[Holly:] "Uh.. ok, cute move, there Zooms. Germans eat frog legs, right Juli? Send the kid down!"
*Jones doesn't even flinch but instead reaches backstage and slowly begins pulling a wheelchair onto the Voltage ramp...a wheelchair occupied by Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto. Holly looks at Dizzy, absolutely stunned. Juli is standing stoically, waiting for Holly's directions. The crowd quiets down completely, with the exception of a few kids shouting support for Dizzy...Dizzy doesn't respond.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde...this is kinda freaking me out here."
*While months ago, the kinetic energy of Dizzy
would've drawn the crowd into a frenzy, what has been
wheeled out to the ramp is only a broken husk of that
starlet - wheelchair-bound, this is the same woman in
name only, her face crunched in pain, as she looks
over the women in the ring. She lifts the microphone,
and her speech is labored, but full of vitriol and hatred.*
[Dizzy:] "Look at you, you snivelling pigs. You
congratulate yourself on how all your cheating and all
your backstabbing has won you - and devalued - the
greatest prize OG-Joshi had to offer; made all of my hard
efforts to validate honor and sportswomanship for nothing. NOTHING.
To prove a point to Alicia Gordon, you crippled me.
You broke me, you snivelling bitch. You cheat, and you
scheme because you know NOBODY can touch you, NOBODY
will stand up to you, and anybody who could or WOULD
is distracted by their own responsibilities - so, you
get to sit atop the fancy hill with the OG-Joshi World
Championship and when anybody decides to take notice
of you, you just have your trained monkey crush them -
"GRR!!" she says, "I AM FOLLOWING IN MY GERMAN
PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF GENOCIDE!"
THAT SAID, HOLLY, JULI, OTHER GIRL! I do not blame any
of you for what you did. For what you are doing. For
what you will do. In fact, I forgive and UNDERSTAND
why you did these things - this shouldn't have
surprised ANYBODY that you'd do these things,
because... really, its in your nature.
...
I'm never going to wrestle again, Holly. And... and I
can't hate you, because I know this is what I expected
of you. Maybe one day I could've shown you what I
believed - that fairplay, honor... that all of it had
its place and purpose in pro wrestling. You've had a
hard life, you've kicked and scraped to get to where
you are, but nobody else in pro wrestling will look at
you and see what I saw: a woman who, instead of being
the best, stole and cheated... but with a chance to improve."
[Holly:] "You must be on some NICE drugs; I think I'll
have Sandy roll you and take them because this is
quite the drug trip you have going fo-"
[Dizzy:] "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPOHGOD YOU
FUCKING WHORE, SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH FOR FIVE
FUCKING MINUTES! I don't blame you, but I will not
listen to you! If Alicia Gordon believed HALF of the
bullshit she tried to feed me, you'd be crippled! IF
YOU DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH OF WILL TO BELIEVE ANY
THING YOU SAY... then you don't deserve to have ANYTHING."
*Dizzy pauses, the emotional drop taking a physical
toll... and she continues, slowly, quietly.*
[Dizzy:] "I give up, Holly. You win.
OG-Joshi must die. And I've found the woman to do it.
The woman who never flinched from any challenge - the
woman who I looked up to, proudly called her my "big
sister," and maybe you'll say I ran away crying to get
my "big sister" to beat you all up, but I submit you
are a goddamn fool; I was wheeled away crying.
I called her "big sister," but you'll know her as all
four horsemen of the apocalypse. You will know your
pain and punishment, you will know the destruction of
OG-Joshi, and you will know it at the hands of big
sister, Nicole Dramesi.
Fuck you, OG-Joshi. Fuck you all."
Entrance of Nicole Dramesi
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[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh shit Clyde...I told you...I told you I didn't like this!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Nicole Dramesi is simply one of the most destructive forces in pro wrestling...not just Joshi wrestling. All of pro wrestling. She's knocked out and beaten Twinky McLanahan, folks. Nicole Dramesi is a LEVIATHAN and everyone that gets in her way is...."
*Nicole slowly marches down the ramp and Holly appears as a deer stuck in the headlights of a hummer. The fans are in shock at this whole situation. Some of the kids are still crying having seen Dizzy's condition and hearing her words. The only one not moved by all this is Juli Krieger who stands in front of Holly: who is shaking but unsure of what to do and so just waits there. Nicole gets into the ring and Juli charges at her with a shoulder block. Doesn't even budge Nicole. The crowd "ooohs" in reaction as Nicole just smiles...and then absolutely LEVELS Juli with a roundhouse punch, knocking her on her ass.
And then...a shriek...a single, ear-piercing, frantic shriek consisting of pure, raw TERROR comes from Holly after seeing Juli taken down so easily. And that shriek doesn't even convey the sheer look of helplessness and fear on her face. She then begins crying and RUNS faster then we've ever seen her run out of the ring. Sobbing, she manages to drag Juli's body out of the ring onto the aerna floor but then runs away as Nicole approaches them both. Juli gets up on her own but is being screamed at by Holly to retreat. Juli doesn't run but by this point, Holly has JUMPED into the crowd and is absolutely hysterically crying as she runs to the exit doors. Juli looks up at Nicole, standing in the ring with her arms crossed, and shouts a threat in German...but does not dare get back into the ring after the shot she just took, as she's still feeling the effects. Meanwhile, on the ramp, Dizzy looks on with dead eyes and signals Frog to bring her backstage.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "This isn't right, this isn't Dizzy! Holly caused this! But, who can stop what Dizzy's started?!
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'll tell you one thing, I don't think it's going to be Holly. She told Alicia tonight that nothing scared her....I think Nicole Dramesi, and everyone watching right now, would disagree."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde... tonight...."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Tonight everything has changed."
*The two commentators look at each other seriously. Voltage then ends with Nicole Dramesi standing in the ring with her arms crossed and the crowd in a state of silent awe of what just went down.*
*Fin*
*Peter Venkman Memorial Arena comes to life as pyro and assorted confetti (in red, gold, and black) are unleashed!! We go right to the commentary booth where Mr. Clyde joins a frenzied Mr. Figaro*
[Mr. Figaro:] "And mah goodness, we are BACK!! The second Voltage of the year has made it to your television and/or webtervision screens and you are FOAMING at the mouth..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Stop projecting your unfortunate conditions onto our audience....and clean that up."
*Mr. Figaro grabs a napkin.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Tonight has the potential to be one of the most important Voltages of recent memory."
A small graphic appears on the Orochi-Tron with the card for tonight*
1) Lana vs. Haley Cannon
2) NO DQ: Alicia Gordon vs. Lori Cuozzo
3) J*NiGHT vs. the Dods
4) Azumi Oonishi vs. Juli Krieger
[Mr. Clyde:] "Lana faces the biggest challenge of her OG-Joshi career against former OG-Joshi World Champion, Haley Cannon. Alicia Gordon will be making her first in-ring appearance since the OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV and is slated to face Lori Cuozzo in a no disqualifiaction match. We then have a match that has very important implications for the Tag team division as the up and coming Dod team faces Juli Tanaka and Kaori NiGHT, two members of the OG-Joshi Tag Team Champion faction, J*NiGHT."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Finally, our main event is one of pure VENGEANCE."
[Mr. Clyde:] "And great risk, as well."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Azumi Oonishi, perhaps the only remaining member of HAWT*Wing, is going to face Juli Krieger to get revenge for what Juli did to Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto at the PPV. Ordinarily, anyone going up against Juli needs a lifetime of courage just to enter the arena! But tonight I have heard that Azumi is ready to fight in the name of her fallen friend, and no courage is needed for this valiant woman to do so."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But with HAWT*Wing disbanded, will Azumi have to go it alone against Juli Krieger, when it is very likely that OG-Joshi World Champion Holly will be waiting-"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Waiting in the wings? Get it...like HAWT*Wing...but with their ENEMIES!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Very clever."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Totally had that line saved for MONTHS!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I hope you have more prepared cause we've got a long night."
*Mr. Figaro puts on his reading glasses and begins to peruse what looks to be a cocktail napkin*
[Mr. Figaro:] "I also made some notes to myself about how much I enjoy watching attractive females and how I am to make more specific remarks about them... interacting with pudding."
*Clyde tears up the napkin Figaro has, causing him to sigh.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Great, now I'll have to ad-lib the WHOLE THING!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Well, let's get right to it, then. As our first match is coming up."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I WANT THE COOZE TO LOOZE!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "You really got right back on that horse..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm an expert in mount-"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Unfortunately you 'mounted' the WRONG horse...as the Alicia vs. Lori match is not FIRST tonight. Instead, we will be opening with a match between Lana and Haley Cannon."
*Mr. Figaro looks embarrassed*
[Mr. Clyde:] "I know how that must have come as a shock to you given the fact that the order for tonight was already placed up on the Orochi-Tron moments ago."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Not to mention, told to me months ago."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Truly an unavoidable gaffe from you."
[Mr. Figaro:] "See! Its like I was set up to make a mistake!!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Our first match was actually requested by Haley Cannon. After being defeated in the final match of the "Best of 7" series by Visper Karr at the PPV, Haley took some time off to reflect on her strategy for the future here. Realizing that Visper Karr is set to face Holly at the next OG-Joshi PPV for the World Championship, Haley has wanted to find a new challenge to face before she can get back in the title hunt. As she combed through the roster, Lana stood out to her as a strong opponent."
[Mr. Figaro:] "And she is!! Lana is the one of the only women here, well besides your ninja love kitten Kat Black, to hold a victory over the impeccable and lovely Kim Cross!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Ninja...love...kitten?"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ahh it sounds so romantic when YOU say it!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes, I'm definitely the romantic sort..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Recently, Lana had some great matches with Jane Dod and I bet those caught Haley's eye."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Haley was indeed impressed by those, but also frustrated that Lana kept getting disrespected in those encounters by the post-match actions of the Dods. So Haley has wanted to really see what Lana can do in a situation where Lana does not have to worry about any illegal tactics or post-match attacks. For her part, Lana is very excited to face someone of Haley Cannon's skills and stature here in OG-Joshi."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Haley was the first WORLD Champion here, and had an incredible reign. Whenever Haley is in a match, against any opponent, she is a favorite to win. Visper had to dig down very deep to turn the tide of their series and come out victorious. But that doesn't make Haley any less of a threat."
[Mr. Clyde:] "From a styles standpoint, this should be a very interesting encounter. Haley is the top submissions expert here with a total comfort level in general grappling. She is adept at suplexes and, while not known as a striker, has proven she can unleash some very powerful kicks."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Lana is known as being a dangerous striker with knock-out ability. The girl broke Kim's nose for pete's sake! And I don't even know why Pete wanted her to do it!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "However, Lana is not a one-threat wonder. She is one of the more skilled wrestlers here on the ground and utilizes a very effective hybrid of street fighting and grappling. Add in her very devestating array of exploder suplexes and you've got a woman who had a lot in common with Haley in terms of the type of threat she provides, while still being distinctive in her own right."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Also, while Lana may be newer to OG-Joshi then Haley is, she has actually been around pro wrestling even longer. At least in the United States. Lana has a lot of experience to meet Haley's comfort level in this ring. I think we're really in for an incredible match here, Clyde!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I know so, as you have not made on inappropriate comments about either of them."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Respect, Clyde. Respect and knowing that Haley Cannon would find a way to twist my body in an UNpleasurable way while Lana kicks me full force in the Figgies...."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes...I see. All the motivation necessary. Now, let's get to the match."
Match #1: Lana vs. Haley Cannon
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[Mr. Clyde:] "That was one of the greatest matches we've ever seen on Voltage."
[Mr. Figaro:] "You gotta give Lana HUGE PROPS there!! She withstood some of Haley's absolute best! Plus she took the fight right to Haley as well!! Haley was totally right in sensing Lana's potential!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "In the end, it was Haley who reached deep down to execute her finisher, a move that has won her Championships and led to Lana finally tapping out."
Lana (X) [Lancashire Death Trap - 16:15] (O) Haley Cannon
*Lana slowly gets to her feet as Haley gives her room to recover. After a few seconds, Haley goes over and extends her hand. Lana takes it with pride. Haley has a few words for her and Lana nods as Haley holds Lana's arm up in a show of respect. The fans are on their feet clapping and cheering for both women as the two head back to the locker room together discussing the match.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "That's what OG-Joshi is about, despite what some others may lead you to believe."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Boobies?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Not specifically that, but the violence and... ok, I'll just go right out and say it, the chaos that has come close to taking over in the last year or two. But what we just saw now were two women who respected each other in that ring yet, nonetheless, did not hold back. There is no doubt both women will be in some pain after that match but their warrior spirits and pride have risen as a result of their efforts. It's good to start Voltage off with such a match that defines our entire promotion."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm totally voting for you as President."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm not really runn-"
[Mr. Figaro:] "Best part is that no one can find any scandals since you're a NINJA!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Right. Anyway..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "See, you're totally covering up your secret campaign!!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's break for commercials as I 'handle the press' over here."
*Commercials for the August edition of OG-Joshi Amplitude*
[Mr. Clyde:] "And we're back and ready for the next match...one that came to us in an unusual way. After months of not hearing anything public from Alicia Gordon, she suddenly sent a tape to OG-Joshi challenging "The Cooze" Lori Cuozzo to a match with no disqualifications as the stipulation. Of course, Alicia's REAL desire is to get revenge on Holly after YEARS of their hatred-filled feud. But resolution to that situation has been delayed until the "Cease Fire" is over between Orochi Army and J.U.S.T.I.C.E.. Until that time, Alicia wants to take out the trash in OG-Joshi and plans to start with Lori Cuozzo."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't always see eye to boob with Alicia Gordon but I have to applaud her here! Lori has been nothing but a disrespectful mound of stinky PROBLEM for OG-Joshi. And I'd like to believe Alicia is getting rid of her JUST to win my affection. It doesn't come cheap, yanno!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "MY take on this is that Alicia plans to punish Lori for attacking her friend Kat Black. Lori and Crimson Mask attacked Kat and Kim after the latter's match..."
*Mr. Figaro laughs*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh Clyde, I know it's been a while since the PPV, but no one had a LADDER match!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "...my apologies."
[Mr. Figaro:] "It's ok, I wish there was cause I wanted to look up Kim Cross' skirt!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's get back on track. After the excellent and noble match Kim and Kat had at the PPV, they were attacked by Lori and Crimson. Alicia took exception to that, due to the dishonorable nature of the attack itself and the fact that Alicia and Kat are close friends."
[Mr. Figaro:] "What about Kim!? Isn't Alicia friends with Kim too!?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Sure...sure."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Woo! Kim is popular! Woo-oooo!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "However, Alicia has lost interest in having 'standard' matches in OG-Joshi and wants to begin 'cleaning things up' around here. As such, she asked for a no-disqualification match. We have not heard a public response from Lori Cuozzo but General Celes has informed me that Lori has indeed accepted the challenge. So we are about to witness a situation that we really have little precedent or preparation for. All we know is that this match won't end until a wrestler is pinned, submits, or is KO'd. Any means of ensuring those outcomes are legal. And frankly, with the mindset that Alicia has been in recently and the constant chip on Cuozzo's shoulder, this situation can get out of hand very fast and very badly."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I agree but the thing is, they're both adults, Clyde...despite how much Cooze acts as a CHILD. So we'll just have to allow them to compete the way they want and -
*At that moment, we see Alicia flung through the curtain! Lori follows up and is laughing*
[Mr. Clyde:] "It looks like this has already started."
Match #2: NO DQ - Alicia Gordon vs. Lori Cuozzo
*Alicia rolls safely and gets to her feet while Lori chases her.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde, I don't know what's going on here or if Lori already injured Alicia...but Alicia doesn't seem to be...doing much of anything to defend herself! What gives?!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah she just appears to be staring and, this is very odd....SMILING at Lori."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Even Lori, who rarely hesitates, appears to be a bit confused here."
*Lori finally shakes it off and continues punching Alicia, who doesn't even fight back but just gets knocked backwards on the ramp, finally entering the ring.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "The bell hasn't official rung yet either, not that such a formality really matters in this kind of match since any pre-match attack wouldn't really be illegal anyway."
*Alicia is in the ring, a bit disheveled but up on her feet, just smirking at Lori.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'll use this break in the action to point out that Alicia is wearing new clothing."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah, some kind of variation of her "No Holds Barred" attire from her match with Juli Krieger."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Well I feel bad for Alicia, cause her new nice new clothing is gonna get stained really fast with her own blood if she doesn't fight back!! Lori just grabbed a chair!!"
*Lori is snarling and brings a chair into the ring...Alicia still is staring at her and Lori shakes her head in confusion and frustration. Lori has the chair over her head ready to swing...and does just so...but misses!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Alicia just took a quick hop back!"
[Mr. Figaro:] "And kicked the chair right into Lori's face!!!"
*The crowd pops as Alicia suddenly "comes to life" here with that huge kick, sending the chair careening right into Lori's face as she was swinging it! Lori falls over.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "I don't know if that was desperation...or planned all along."
[Mr. Figaro:] "If it was planned, she suckered Lori right in!! And now Lori's fat ass is sitting on the mat and has no idea what just happened. Well, Lori might, her ass sure doesn't..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Lori may not know how she got to that point, but judging by the look on Alicia's face, I think both of them have full knowledge of what's coming next."
*The timekeeper finally rings the bell as both women are in the ring. Alicia grabs the chair from the ground (already covered in Lori's blood) and winds up to hit Lori as she begins slowly standing up*
Let's follow them into the ring!!
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[Mr. Clyde:] "Folks, I have to apologize for what we all just saw there. Alicia was..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I can't believe she just did that, Clyde. Alicia Gordon...ALICIA GORDON just absolutely BRUTALIZED Cuozzo in there. There are enough violent people around here, not Alicia TOO!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I know, I feel the same way. But right now I think the focus has to be on the battered Lori Cuozzo who is knocked out and is very likely injured from that assault."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I've never seen Alicia do that...I mean, not just the attack in general but that KICK before. And honestly, I don't think she should EVER be allowed to do it AGAIN."
[Mr. Clyde:] "It's hard to argue on that front."
Alicia Gordon (O) [Ref Stoppage KO - 20:00] (X) Lori Cuozzo
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'll tell you the most screwed up part of this. It's that for the first time in the history of OG-Joshi, Crimson Mask actually PREVENTED someone from getting further injured!! Yes, somehow Crimson Mask actually prevented further violence! That's how f'n upside down things have gotten around here!!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Hold on, I'm getting word there is about to be a volatile meeting backstage."
[Mr. Figaro:] "No more violence plz!!!"
*Cameras are rolling backstage as we see an expression-less Alicia Gordon walk down the hallway with the bloody chair. But as she turns the corner, none other then OG-Joshi World Champion Holly is casually leaning against the wall right near the door to Alicia's dressing room. Holly has just finished loudly popping a bubble gum bubble and points to Alicia's bloody chair with a smile*
[Holly:] "Nice work, kiddo."
*Alicia comes to a sudden stop and begins staring at Holly with incredulity as if she's seeing an oasis in a desert but can't quite decide it's a mirage.*
[Holly:] "Oh shit, not THIS again!"
*Holly waves her arms frantically in front of Alicia*
[Holly:] "'Earth to Alicia Gordon.' What the fuck is up with you getting a stroke everytime you see me? It's like high school when some geek is starstruck from being talked to by the most popular girl-"
*Alicia realizes there is one way she can test if it's a mirage or not. And she slowly begins to raise her chair with a possessed look on her face*
[Holly:] "Now? Really!? Are you TRULY out of your mind!? You're gonna break the Cease Fire NOW?? You don't think Juli Krieger is around the corner salivating over the chance to back me up?"
*Suddenly a calculated smile comes across Holly's face*
[Holly:] You know what, hun? FINE. Go right ahead, hit me with everything you got - you'll get one, maybe two shots on me before Juli disposes of you. I can take your best shot twice, I took a whole MATCH of your best shots at the Anniversary PPV and still decisively beat you. So to get rid of you now...for GOOD, it would TOTALLY be worth a few marks on my head. Hell, they could match Geese's new scars!"
[Alicia:] "You aren't worth the effort. Not now, at least. When I'm ready, you'll never walk again."
*Holly smiles widely and begins clapping in hysterics*
[Holly:] "I really got to you GOOD, didn't I? Wow! Look at those dead eyes, are you sure I didn't accidentally run over a puppy of yours too? Oh wait, I guess I kinda DID if you buy into those pornographic "Doggy Dizzy" videos. I don't...that's just disgusting. That girl has the sex appeal of like well, obviously a bit better then you but what does THAT say, after all. Wait, where was I going with all this again?"
[Alicia:] "I'm going into my locker room now."
[Holly:] "YES! Have a good cry. Wonderful idea. If it doesn't violate the Cease Fire, want me to hold your hair back as you vomit into the sink once you realize what you just did tonight? How you just caused every single Alicia Gordon fan in the audience to lose their faith in you? Granted, that's like four whole fans, but they are people too! STUPID people, but people just the same!"
[Alicia:] "My fans know what I have to do. And right now I have to leave."
*Alicia opens the door and steps into her lockerroom. She's about to slam the door when -*
[Holly:] "I wonder if your fans know WHY you didn't attack Crimson Mask after you finished with Cuozzo."
*Alicia stands in place*
[Holly:] "I know, 'Leesh." Cause I know what I did to you when I made you watch Dizzy's destruction. Or should I say, when I had YOU make the choice to watch her get destroyed! I paved the way to your personal hell and you've walked down EVERY step of that path. I corrupted you, Alicia Gordon. I rotted you to the CORE. And now your intentions are far more disturbing then the crowd knows. You COULD have attacked Crimson if you wanted to, I don't doubt it. But you wanted to leave her in FEAR. You wanted to get even with her for all the fear she put in others over the last few years. You wanted her to know that she was living on borrowed time and you could stop the clock from ticking whenever you wanted."
*Alicia turns to face Holly with the faintest hint of a smile*
[Holly:] "There we go, THAT's what I'm talking about! And damn it if that isn't just an inspiring motive. But you're still a newbie when it comes to dishing out fear, kid. People like Crimson Mask, they don't HAVE fear. Do you think she even gave a damn that her 'ally' Lori got fucked up? Of course not!! Do you think she's scared that you'll do the same to her? Not in the slightest!! Your new attitude doesn't mean a thing. It's just new clothing, like THOSE tacky threads *Points at Alicia's outfit*, to cover up the scared little girl inside of you. I can smell your fear, and so will Crimson Mask."
[Alicia:] "Just like I did with Lori and just like I WILL with you, I shall end her for good."
*Holly rolls her eyes and shakes her head dismissively*
[Holly:] "Please! You had so many chances with me and what happened?! You failed - over and over and over again. Your "revenge"? It's not gonna happen with me, and prob not with ole Crimson Mask either. When someone eliminates their own fear, they're unstoppable. Crimson doesn't fear you and neither do I. In fact, there's not a damn thing or person I fear in this world. Not you, not Visper Karr, not ANYONE."
*Alicia stares straight into the eyes of Holly*
[Alicia:] "The one thing I've learned over this whole ordeal is that people change. You WILL grow to know fear, Walker. Just keep your eyes open. Cause that show I put on out there and every violent thing I do until I can lay my hands on you, it's not just for Crimson Mask. It's for you too."
*Alicia slams the door shut prompting Holly to smile and lean up against the wall in a euphoric state.*
[Holly:] "Ahhh, I know, and I loved every delicious second of it."
*We go back to the commentators who both look unsettled*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's just go to commercials, I don't even want to comment on what we just saw."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ok but..."
[Mr. Clyde:] "No, I think we just go to commercials now."
*Mr. Figaro's eyebrows raise at the tone of Clyde*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Ok, Clyde...that's fine, man."
*Commercials for the upcoming Universal Battalion League show on THE MOON. Yes folks, the Battalion is going to the moon (and you with it) this month for its fourth show!*
[Mr. Figaro:] "We're back and...things are definitely a little tense here. The crowd has completely quieted down after everything we just saw. This sounds almost crazy but I think I'm glad that the Dods are coming next. At least Polly will get some of the audience back into things...."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kaori and Juli will too. After months of victories, the Dods were in a match with Juli Tanaka as one of the opponents. After the match was over and the Dods won, they took "liberties" with Juli and Kaori wasn't too happy about that. So Kaori has teamed up with her J*NiGHT teammate to face the Dods."
[Mr. Figaro:] "If the Dods win here, you gotta figure they are serious contenders to the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championships held by Kaori and her teammate Jenny McLanahan."
[Mr. Clyde:] "I bet the Dods were aware of that when they roughed up Juli during the previous match. Jane Dod is a master strategist and she figured out that beating up Juli is the way to get to J*NiGHT."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm sure Jenny McLanahan is in the J*NiGHT locker room now watching this match."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Of note is that this is the first time Kaori NiGHT has ever been in the ring with Polly Dod. These are two of the absolute top ranked women's wrestlers in the world for the previous 5 years and so this is going to be quite an encounter based on that history alone."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Well you know, Clyde...everyone has been Polly this and Polly that but in MY opinion. I think JANE Dod has been the lead member of this female Dod team. She came in here first to scout out the opponents and, just like you said, she's a master strategist. No one can take anything away from the skills, dominance, and championship history of Polly Dod, but I think Jane is the one stirring the Dod drink here."
[Mr. Clyde:] "You have a valid argument, Figaro."
[Mr. Figaro:] "You must be hella freaked out from before if you're giving me credit for REASONING!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's just get to the tag match now. The Dods vs. J*NiGHT."
Match #3: J*NiGHT (Juli/Kaori) vs. the Dods (Jane/Polly)
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[Mr. Figaro:] "Polly Dod just won the THIRD tag match in a row for the Dods with the Polly Whirl~2!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I think you used the exact same phrasing last time..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "YES! I did!! Cause its THAT shocking that no one has stopped her from winning with it yet!!!"
Kaori/Juli (X) [Polly Whirl~2 - 26:39] (O) Polly/Jane
[Mr. Clyde:] "Well Polly IS a former multi-time PW-W Women's Champion and appears unstoppable here, especially with Jane as the team mastermind."
[Mr. Figaro:] "There ya go!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Kaori and Juli put up a good fight, but Juli isn't in Polly or Jane's league. Kaori tested Jane and Polly more then they have been here in OG-Joshi, but she needed stronger backup to win."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Back-up like...ME!?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "I was thinking more along the lines of Jenny McLanahan. Someone that I would imagine will want to face Jane and Polly in some way in the not so distant future. Also, just a tip, don't steal Jason Blackhart's dream of wanting a piece of Polly..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Good thinking, I don't want to cross that guy, very strong cola breath."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Switching gears a bit. We've seen Jane and Polly have quite an effect in OG-Joshi as well as many other relatively new wrestlers. So we never turn a blind eye to outside talent, especially now with the roster divided. Recently, General Celes received this tape from the manager of a new wrestler and she is currently in the midst of signing a contract with OG-Joshi. Let's go to the tape."
VIDEO - Let's meet a new OG-Joshi Wrestler!
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[Mr. Figaro:] "WOW!! That women is DANGEROUS!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Narai Kaeo is the practicioner and champion of Muay Thai style kickboxing. How much pro wrestling knowledge she has, however, is a real question to us. That is why there is a bit of a hold-up in negotiations as we are trying to gleam her level of experience. But Celes is confident that this new warrior will make it onto one of our rosters this Fall."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde...seriously, that woman is DANGEROUS. Did you see that look in her eyes? I don't think she KNOWS pain. She was fighting two women at once!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Muay Thai warriors have training that is the harshest in nature, second only to ninja.."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Of course!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Speaking of harsh, we are now ready for our main event."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Yes, the words 'harsh' and 'Juli Krieger' go together disturbingly well."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Folks, if you're a fan of OG-Joshi you know exactly why this match is taking place. And you know exactly why we wish it didn't have to. As I noted at the top of the program, this is Azumi Oonishi's chance at avenging the fallen Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, her friend and fellow HAWT*Wing stable mate. Dizzy was brutally attacked by Juli Krieger and Sandy Morton under the directions of our Champion, Holly. Holly had ordered this attack to rid herself of Dizzy, who had been a top rival of hers, as well as to get into the head of Alicia Gordon, as was stated by Holly herself earlier tonight."
[Mr. Figaro:] "We know little about Dizzy's current health other then that she's been hospitalized for months. The question is whether she can ever walk again, rather then will she ever step back into the ring."
[Mr. Clyde:] "The fans have been great in sending Dizzy their positive thoughts and friendship bracelets provided by Jean Carter. But the truth is fans, what Juli Krieger did to Dizzy was the single most violent thing we have ever seen in OG-Joshi or professional wrestling as a whole. I do not know what Azumi Oonishi has in her mind as a strategy, but it's gonna take more then vengeance to right the wrong that happened."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm worried about Azumi. She's a top wrestler, very quick and skilled, a LOT of heart. But I've never seen her be able to take on someone like Juli Krieger when Juli has been so effective and dangerous. She was the reason that Holly's team beat HomeLAWL security at LAWLiday. She is the reason so many wrestlers in OG-Joshi cower in their locker rooms when Holly walks by. Juli Krieger is the biggest physical threat in OG-Joshi right now and she is wielded by the biggest strategic threat, our champion, Holly."
[Mr. Clyde:] "It's been a year and a half since Holly won her Title and no one has made a dent in her ability to do exactly what she wants to do around here. Thanks to the backing of Juli Krieger, Holly has gotten off virtually scot-free from every violent act she has done. And she has walked around here like a Queen with no accountability for her whims. Alicia Gordon is neutralized and the spirited Visper Karr has been rather quiet recently despite being next in line for a title shot. Can Azumi rock Holly's boat of control tonight?"
Match #4: Azumi Oonishi vs. Juli Krieger
*Juli Krieger comes down the ramp and gets into the ring. The crowd isn't even outright booing her, some just refuse to even look at her direction. Juli relishes at their disgusted reaction and roars something in german. Azumi is out next and...wait...wait no she isn't. She isn't out next.*
[Mr. Clyde:] "Azumi appears to be a bit late here..."
[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm hoping this is part of HER plan and not part of...
*Just then, OG-Joshi World Champion Holly comes out with a smirk*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Shit...I think it's already too late."
*Holly gets a mic and gets into the ring to a chorus of boos from the fans*
[Holly:] "Ok, just shut it. I know what you're all thinking but NO, I did NOT attack Azumi on her way to the ring. Frankly, I haven't seen that mousey girl all day long and neither has Juli. The reason Azumi isn't out here ISN'T cause we took her out. Why would we do that and miss the chance to do it PUBLICLY?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "As sick as that is, she has a point."
[Holly:] "So Azumi is missing either cause she's scared as SHIT or cause she's DUMB as shit. Which is fitting cause her chances of beating Juli were pretty much SHIT."
*Suddenly the backstage curtain parts and Azumi Oonishi comes out...dressed in street clothes.*
[Holly:] "Oh lemme guess, you misplace your little pink attire? Or you gonna go all "Leesh" on us and change your clothing and attitude cause its a new school year? What's your locker number, Zooms? Want to go to the soda shop after school and watch me get hit on by guys why you cower in the corner?"
*The crowd boos Holly and Azumi just rolls her eyes and shakes her head as if she's had enough. She opens the backstage curtain again. This time a man steps through.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Holy shit! It's Frog!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Folks, incredibly we are being joined by Jeremiah "Frog" Jones...who if you didn't know, is the former Team Ryder teammate and long time boyfriend of Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto."
*Holly gets a confused look on her face*
[Holly:] "Uh.. ok, cute move, there Zooms. Germans eat frog legs, right Juli? Send the kid down!"
*Jones doesn't even flinch but instead reaches backstage and slowly begins pulling a wheelchair onto the Voltage ramp...a wheelchair occupied by Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto. Holly looks at Dizzy, absolutely stunned. Juli is standing stoically, waiting for Holly's directions. The crowd quiets down completely, with the exception of a few kids shouting support for Dizzy...Dizzy doesn't respond.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde...this is kinda freaking me out here."
*While months ago, the kinetic energy of Dizzy
would've drawn the crowd into a frenzy, what has been
wheeled out to the ramp is only a broken husk of that
starlet - wheelchair-bound, this is the same woman in
name only, her face crunched in pain, as she looks
over the women in the ring. She lifts the microphone,
and her speech is labored, but full of vitriol and hatred.*
[Dizzy:] "Look at you, you snivelling pigs. You
congratulate yourself on how all your cheating and all
your backstabbing has won you - and devalued - the
greatest prize OG-Joshi had to offer; made all of my hard
efforts to validate honor and sportswomanship for nothing. NOTHING.
To prove a point to Alicia Gordon, you crippled me.
You broke me, you snivelling bitch. You cheat, and you
scheme because you know NOBODY can touch you, NOBODY
will stand up to you, and anybody who could or WOULD
is distracted by their own responsibilities - so, you
get to sit atop the fancy hill with the OG-Joshi World
Championship and when anybody decides to take notice
of you, you just have your trained monkey crush them -
"GRR!!" she says, "I AM FOLLOWING IN MY GERMAN
PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF GENOCIDE!"
THAT SAID, HOLLY, JULI, OTHER GIRL! I do not blame any
of you for what you did. For what you are doing. For
what you will do. In fact, I forgive and UNDERSTAND
why you did these things - this shouldn't have
surprised ANYBODY that you'd do these things,
because... really, its in your nature.
...
I'm never going to wrestle again, Holly. And... and I
can't hate you, because I know this is what I expected
of you. Maybe one day I could've shown you what I
believed - that fairplay, honor... that all of it had
its place and purpose in pro wrestling. You've had a
hard life, you've kicked and scraped to get to where
you are, but nobody else in pro wrestling will look at
you and see what I saw: a woman who, instead of being
the best, stole and cheated... but with a chance to improve."
[Holly:] "You must be on some NICE drugs; I think I'll
have Sandy roll you and take them because this is
quite the drug trip you have going fo-"
[Dizzy:] "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPOHGOD YOU
FUCKING WHORE, SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH FOR FIVE
FUCKING MINUTES! I don't blame you, but I will not
listen to you! If Alicia Gordon believed HALF of the
bullshit she tried to feed me, you'd be crippled! IF
YOU DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH OF WILL TO BELIEVE ANY
THING YOU SAY... then you don't deserve to have ANYTHING."
*Dizzy pauses, the emotional drop taking a physical
toll... and she continues, slowly, quietly.*
[Dizzy:] "I give up, Holly. You win.
OG-Joshi must die. And I've found the woman to do it.
The woman who never flinched from any challenge - the
woman who I looked up to, proudly called her my "big
sister," and maybe you'll say I ran away crying to get
my "big sister" to beat you all up, but I submit you
are a goddamn fool; I was wheeled away crying.
I called her "big sister," but you'll know her as all
four horsemen of the apocalypse. You will know your
pain and punishment, you will know the destruction of
OG-Joshi, and you will know it at the hands of big
sister, Nicole Dramesi.
Fuck you, OG-Joshi. Fuck you all."
Entrance of Nicole Dramesi
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[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh shit Clyde...I told you...I told you I didn't like this!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Nicole Dramesi is simply one of the most destructive forces in pro wrestling...not just Joshi wrestling. All of pro wrestling. She's knocked out and beaten Twinky McLanahan, folks. Nicole Dramesi is a LEVIATHAN and everyone that gets in her way is...."
*Nicole slowly marches down the ramp and Holly appears as a deer stuck in the headlights of a hummer. The fans are in shock at this whole situation. Some of the kids are still crying having seen Dizzy's condition and hearing her words. The only one not moved by all this is Juli Krieger who stands in front of Holly: who is shaking but unsure of what to do and so just waits there. Nicole gets into the ring and Juli charges at her with a shoulder block. Doesn't even budge Nicole. The crowd "ooohs" in reaction as Nicole just smiles...and then absolutely LEVELS Juli with a roundhouse punch, knocking her on her ass.
And then...a shriek...a single, ear-piercing, frantic shriek consisting of pure, raw TERROR comes from Holly after seeing Juli taken down so easily. And that shriek doesn't even convey the sheer look of helplessness and fear on her face. She then begins crying and RUNS faster then we've ever seen her run out of the ring. Sobbing, she manages to drag Juli's body out of the ring onto the aerna floor but then runs away as Nicole approaches them both. Juli gets up on her own but is being screamed at by Holly to retreat. Juli doesn't run but by this point, Holly has JUMPED into the crowd and is absolutely hysterically crying as she runs to the exit doors. Juli looks up at Nicole, standing in the ring with her arms crossed, and shouts a threat in German...but does not dare get back into the ring after the shot she just took, as she's still feeling the effects. Meanwhile, on the ramp, Dizzy looks on with dead eyes and signals Frog to bring her backstage.*
[Mr. Figaro:] "This isn't right, this isn't Dizzy! Holly caused this! But, who can stop what Dizzy's started?!
[Mr. Clyde:] "I'll tell you one thing, I don't think it's going to be Holly. She told Alicia tonight that nothing scared her....I think Nicole Dramesi, and everyone watching right now, would disagree."
[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde... tonight...."
[Mr. Clyde:] "Tonight everything has changed."
*The two commentators look at each other seriously. Voltage then ends with Nicole Dramesi standing in the ring with her arms crossed and the crowd in a state of silent awe of what just went down.*
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