"Welcome to Gutter"
Aug 28, 2008 0:17:42 GMT -5
Post by OctoberRaven on Aug 28, 2008 0:17:42 GMT -5
::Gutter was about to leave the arena after the show when Random Wannabe Announcer #47 walked up to her::
RWA: Excuse me, Gutter...
::Gutter turns around and takes a swing at the announcer, who BARELY jumps back unharmed::
RWA: Whoa! I... just wanted to talk to you....
Gutter: What, is Carter making me take some bull("spit") anger management or some crap?
RWA: Uh... no... I was sent to ask you about why you felt the need to...
Gutter: Give that ("stitch") a Jersey Piercing?
RWA: ...Uh... yes... I think.
Gutter: Well that's a simple question. I ("trucking") FELT like it, and there was nothing that weird-ass ("stitch") could have done about it. And who the ("truck") is this.... Kenny?
RWA: KENTA.
Gutter: Whatever. Besides, I needed to send a message. Just because I came here from a ("spit")hole promotion with a canvas that was patched from old bedsheets doesn't mean I don't belong here.
RWA: Aren't you worried that the rest of the KENTA! Army might try to get revenge?
Gutter: I ain't afraid of them. Hell, if anything they should be afraid of ME. And the same applies to anyone who gets in the ring with me. Tonight, it wasn't "Welcome to OG-Joshi, Gutter." It was "OG-Joshi, Welcome to Gutter."
RWA: *avoiding eye contact* Well... um... that was certainly enli...
Gutter: You checking me out or something?
RWA: Um...
Gutter: You better not. Because the last guy who did that ended up with something very sharp in a place that isn't very comfortable. Got me?
::RWA nods and slowly backs away, and Gutter heads out the door, picking her nose::
RWA: Excuse me, Gutter...
::Gutter turns around and takes a swing at the announcer, who BARELY jumps back unharmed::
RWA: Whoa! I... just wanted to talk to you....
Gutter: What, is Carter making me take some bull("spit") anger management or some crap?
RWA: Uh... no... I was sent to ask you about why you felt the need to...
Gutter: Give that ("stitch") a Jersey Piercing?
RWA: ...Uh... yes... I think.
Gutter: Well that's a simple question. I ("trucking") FELT like it, and there was nothing that weird-ass ("stitch") could have done about it. And who the ("truck") is this.... Kenny?
RWA: KENTA.
Gutter: Whatever. Besides, I needed to send a message. Just because I came here from a ("spit")hole promotion with a canvas that was patched from old bedsheets doesn't mean I don't belong here.
RWA: Aren't you worried that the rest of the KENTA! Army might try to get revenge?
Gutter: I ain't afraid of them. Hell, if anything they should be afraid of ME. And the same applies to anyone who gets in the ring with me. Tonight, it wasn't "Welcome to OG-Joshi, Gutter." It was "OG-Joshi, Welcome to Gutter."
RWA: *avoiding eye contact* Well... um... that was certainly enli...
Gutter: You checking me out or something?
RWA: Um...
Gutter: You better not. Because the last guy who did that ended up with something very sharp in a place that isn't very comfortable. Got me?
::RWA nods and slowly backs away, and Gutter heads out the door, picking her nose::