MADNESS! (battle royale)
Jul 6, 2008 20:34:50 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Jul 6, 2008 20:34:50 GMT -5
*We see Gloria Reyes in the LAWL gym on Sunday afternoon. She is standing outside the ring as four wrestlers stand in it, one in each corner: Patata Dulce, Platano Cascara, Kata Mary, and Pinata Mask.*
[Gloria:] "Today we will have a group session in anticipation of the Madness Battle Royale at the LAWL/LLAMMA show next Sunday. However, I want to stress that the match ITSELF is not a group effort. It is everyone for themselves, that goes for wrestlers from both feds."
[Gloria:] "And to ensure that competitive spirit remained, I had to offer an incentive on the LAWL end of things. If one of you wins the match, then you'll get a shot at any title in LAWL you want."
*All four wrestlers make excited gestures. Pinata Mask smacks her head in excitement, Kata Mary rolls around, Platano Cascara's peel lowers and raises, and Patata Dulce oozes butter. (eeww)*
[Gloria:] "That reward is not contained to only our singles titles either. If Platano or Patata wins, you are free to take your respective tag team partners and challenge for the A/S/L Tag Titles here. Same goes for Kata Mary if she wanted to find a partner to challenge for those titles."
*Kata Mary then rolls around the ring towards Pinata Mask and "rolls" her up*
[Gloria:] "No, Pinata Mask already has a partner in LAWL - LLAMA Mask. I'm sure she appreciates the gesture though...but please put her down for now...or else she may get angry."
*Kata Mary allows a somewhat dizzy Pinata Mask to "break free" and go back to her corner.*
[Gloria:] "I wanted to bring you all here just to familiarize yourselves with a multi-person battle royale. Some of you have had tag team matches here...*points to Platano and Patata* many of them in fact. But even you two aren't used to having SO many different opponents in the ring at once. So I wanted you all to have a test match today just to get used to the different and unique situations you may face."
*Platano Cascara goes to super kick Patata Dulce*
[Gloria:] "Wait, wait!! Not yet. Now, I know some of you have...unfinished business with each other due to recent events and aeons-long hated rivalries. But you can not afford to get injured right now. If any of you injures someone else in this match now, you're out of the real match next week."
*Platano Cascara frowns (side note: Ever see a banana frown? F'n mindblowing*)
[Gloria:] "Ok, get to it."
*Gloria rings the bell and the four immediately begin wrestling. Just then, Gloria feels a tap on her shoulder. She turns around and sees her sister Marie looking a bit stressed.*
[Gloria:] "What's wrong, Marie?"
[Marie:] "When are you gonna tell Platano?"
[Gloria:] "Shhhh"
*Gloria takes Marie by the arm and walks her away from the ring."
[Gloria:] "I told you that it's best we don't tell her."
[Marie:] "Gloria!! You don't know what might happen! It's not safe for her in there!"
[Gloria:] "I doubt she's gonna be in any real danger."
*Marie looks shocked*
[Marie:] "Gloria! One of her opponents in the Battle Royale is named 'Bobo the Monkeyboy'! What do you THINK is gonna happen when A MONKEY WRESTLES A BANANA!?"
[Gloria:] "...a five star match?"
[Marie:] "No! Nothing good! One of our roster members is in serious danger of being EATEN!"
*Gloria looks frustrated*
[Gloria:] "Well, for that matter, Squinky the Alien may like potatoes! Should I just call off the match!?"'
[Marie:] "Come on, I know you want LAWL to look good and Platano Cascara is a tough fighter. But-"
[Gloria:] "She's VERY tough. Not ripe at all, there's no way she's gonna get eaten!! Plus, Patata Dulce hates Platano Cascara so she won't stand for someone eating Platano before Patata can BEAT her."
[Marie:] "I really don't think this is a good idea-"
[Gloria:] "Marie, what's REALLY bothering you here?"
*Marie looks confused*
[Marie:] "What, what do you mean? I'm just concerned that one of our roster members may get eat-."
[Gloria:] "Are you upset that I gave that match with Cutie Booties to Grace and not you?"
*Marie looks a bit taken back*
[Marie:] "Of course not. I'm actually HAPPY that Grace is getting that match as it may show her what wrestlers from other feds have to offer. Besides, I couldn't have taken the match anyway since I'm training for my scheduled cage match with Cynthia, I didn't want any matches until I drive her out."
[Gloria:] "So you're getting very stressed about Cynthia, aren't you?"
*Marie looks VERY upset now*
[Marie:] "Gee, Gloria? You THINK!? What is there about my match with Cynthia San Martino, my former bully and tormenter, that would make me so upset!? What the hell kinda question is that!? I come here to try to help someone out and you throw it all back at me like this? What's gotten into you?!"
*Marie turns and walks away, Gloria makes no effort to stop her or even register her emotional outburst but instead walks back to the ring where it has appeared Kata Mary has rolled up her three competitors into some kinda weird 4 way group pin. The ref declares that all four have been eliminated simultaneously*
*Gloria frowns and looks at the disappointed wrestlers, confused at what just took place.*
[Gloria:] "I think we may need some more work..."
[Gloria:] "Today we will have a group session in anticipation of the Madness Battle Royale at the LAWL/LLAMMA show next Sunday. However, I want to stress that the match ITSELF is not a group effort. It is everyone for themselves, that goes for wrestlers from both feds."
[Gloria:] "And to ensure that competitive spirit remained, I had to offer an incentive on the LAWL end of things. If one of you wins the match, then you'll get a shot at any title in LAWL you want."
*All four wrestlers make excited gestures. Pinata Mask smacks her head in excitement, Kata Mary rolls around, Platano Cascara's peel lowers and raises, and Patata Dulce oozes butter. (eeww)*
[Gloria:] "That reward is not contained to only our singles titles either. If Platano or Patata wins, you are free to take your respective tag team partners and challenge for the A/S/L Tag Titles here. Same goes for Kata Mary if she wanted to find a partner to challenge for those titles."
*Kata Mary then rolls around the ring towards Pinata Mask and "rolls" her up*
[Gloria:] "No, Pinata Mask already has a partner in LAWL - LLAMA Mask. I'm sure she appreciates the gesture though...but please put her down for now...or else she may get angry."
*Kata Mary allows a somewhat dizzy Pinata Mask to "break free" and go back to her corner.*
[Gloria:] "I wanted to bring you all here just to familiarize yourselves with a multi-person battle royale. Some of you have had tag team matches here...*points to Platano and Patata* many of them in fact. But even you two aren't used to having SO many different opponents in the ring at once. So I wanted you all to have a test match today just to get used to the different and unique situations you may face."
*Platano Cascara goes to super kick Patata Dulce*
[Gloria:] "Wait, wait!! Not yet. Now, I know some of you have...unfinished business with each other due to recent events and aeons-long hated rivalries. But you can not afford to get injured right now. If any of you injures someone else in this match now, you're out of the real match next week."
*Platano Cascara frowns (side note: Ever see a banana frown? F'n mindblowing*)
[Gloria:] "Ok, get to it."
*Gloria rings the bell and the four immediately begin wrestling. Just then, Gloria feels a tap on her shoulder. She turns around and sees her sister Marie looking a bit stressed.*
[Gloria:] "What's wrong, Marie?"
[Marie:] "When are you gonna tell Platano?"
[Gloria:] "Shhhh"
*Gloria takes Marie by the arm and walks her away from the ring."
[Gloria:] "I told you that it's best we don't tell her."
[Marie:] "Gloria!! You don't know what might happen! It's not safe for her in there!"
[Gloria:] "I doubt she's gonna be in any real danger."
*Marie looks shocked*
[Marie:] "Gloria! One of her opponents in the Battle Royale is named 'Bobo the Monkeyboy'! What do you THINK is gonna happen when A MONKEY WRESTLES A BANANA!?"
[Gloria:] "...a five star match?"
[Marie:] "No! Nothing good! One of our roster members is in serious danger of being EATEN!"
*Gloria looks frustrated*
[Gloria:] "Well, for that matter, Squinky the Alien may like potatoes! Should I just call off the match!?"'
[Marie:] "Come on, I know you want LAWL to look good and Platano Cascara is a tough fighter. But-"
[Gloria:] "She's VERY tough. Not ripe at all, there's no way she's gonna get eaten!! Plus, Patata Dulce hates Platano Cascara so she won't stand for someone eating Platano before Patata can BEAT her."
[Marie:] "I really don't think this is a good idea-"
[Gloria:] "Marie, what's REALLY bothering you here?"
*Marie looks confused*
[Marie:] "What, what do you mean? I'm just concerned that one of our roster members may get eat-."
[Gloria:] "Are you upset that I gave that match with Cutie Booties to Grace and not you?"
*Marie looks a bit taken back*
[Marie:] "Of course not. I'm actually HAPPY that Grace is getting that match as it may show her what wrestlers from other feds have to offer. Besides, I couldn't have taken the match anyway since I'm training for my scheduled cage match with Cynthia, I didn't want any matches until I drive her out."
[Gloria:] "So you're getting very stressed about Cynthia, aren't you?"
*Marie looks VERY upset now*
[Marie:] "Gee, Gloria? You THINK!? What is there about my match with Cynthia San Martino, my former bully and tormenter, that would make me so upset!? What the hell kinda question is that!? I come here to try to help someone out and you throw it all back at me like this? What's gotten into you?!"
*Marie turns and walks away, Gloria makes no effort to stop her or even register her emotional outburst but instead walks back to the ring where it has appeared Kata Mary has rolled up her three competitors into some kinda weird 4 way group pin. The ref declares that all four have been eliminated simultaneously*
*Gloria frowns and looks at the disappointed wrestlers, confused at what just took place.*
[Gloria:] "I think we may need some more work..."