7/2/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

*Voltage pyrotechnics start the show as we see Mr. Figaro and
Mr. Clyde sitting at their usual announcers booth. Unlike
usual, they are wearing their full wrestling gear.*



Mr. Clyde: "Welcome everyone to the July 2nd edition
of Voltage. I am joined by my broadcast
colleague and tag team partner, Mr. Figaro."

Mr. Figaro: "And while we have lately made much of our
current FPN Tag Team Championship reign,
tonight we will do more then just TELL
you why we are the best tag team in the
world, we will SHOW you. As later tonight
we face off with that scalawag Frog Jones
and his amateur partner, Eddie Swan."

Mr. Clyde: "You mean amateur wrestling..."

Mr. Figaro: "No, I mean little amateur BITCH, Eddie
Swan. The man that came into OUR house
last show and tried to punk me out."

Mr. Clyde: "Ok...uh...calm down "Taz"..."

Mr. Figaro: "But tonight I'll get revenge as you
and I team up to form Voltron and..."

Mr. Clyde: "We'll do no such thing. And since
we do have other matches and items
to get to tonight, let's not worry
about our match for now."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh, I'm worried all right...worried
that Voltage will be banned from
TV this week after the bloody beatdown
I'm gonna deliver to Eddie Swan!"

Mr. Clyde: "We have this under control. But our
match is not going on until later
in the show. In the meantime, we
have a lot of exciting things to
get to. Later tonight Low Ki will
defend his OG-FPD TV Championship
against a man making his OG-FPD
United States debut, KENTA."

Mr. Figaro: "And General Celes has given me
a very important assignment
involving that debut! Apparently,
some of KENTA's Japanese fan club
has come to Voltage to support him
in his Title match. Tonight I'll
get the chance to interview them!"

Mr. Clyde: "Our main event for tonight is
an incredible one. Orochi Army's
own Holly will tag with Yoyo
Banzai to take on Jo Ryder and
Visper Karr. Visper and Yoyo
will be having a match at the
July OG-Joshi PPV. Holly and
Jo Ryder will be part of the
Triple Threat match for the
OG-Joshi World Title at that
PPV as well. This should be
somewhat of a preview for us."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly has been saying a lot
of things about Jo Ryder...
which should come to the
surprise of exactly NO ONE
who has followed (e)wrestling
for the last two years! But
this is the first time Holly
is facing Jo in the ring since
Jo's shocking return and victory
over Holly at Int.Des.R."

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure Haley Cannon will be
watching tonight's match closely."

Mr. Figaro: "Haley seemed a bit more angry
then usual after Holly's
"Cannonbury Tales" stunt. I'm
not sure if Holly has gotten
under her skin."

Mr. Clyde: "I think Holly HAS gotten under
her skin, but not in the way
Holly usually does. Holly has
been very successful at getting
people upset and off their game
due to her comments. But Haley
seems upset that Holly isn't
taking their match seriously
enough and is pulling what
amounts to no more then pranks.
Haley Cannon is a serious IN
RING WRESTLER. She is not
amused or concerned with playing
Holly's game of childish mental
warfare. Taking little digs and
mispronouncing names. Haley seems
to respect Holly's in ring talent,
as she does Jo's, and wants to see
Holly ready for their match."

Mr. Figaro: "And tonight will give us a chance
to see how seriously Holly is
preparing for that match. As
it will give us a chance to see
how Jo Ryder is preparing as well."

Mr. Clyde: "But they are not the only wrestlers
competing tonight that are getting
themselves ready for the July PPV."

Mr. Figaro: "Who else Clyde!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Our first match tonight features
Alicia Gordon, a woman making her
in-ring return to OG-Joshi after
being hospitalized months ago
at the hands of Juli Krieger.
A woman who has worked to get
her health and spirit back
after that grisly attack. And
a woman who has made it very
clear that she intends on
beating Juli Krieger out of
OG-Joshi. Alicia certainly
has a big task in front of her."

Mr. Figaro: "As does she tonight!"

*Mr. Figaro begins getting very excited*


Mr. Clyde: "With everything going on with
you and Eddie last show, I'm
surprised you were able to
find out Alicia's opponent."

Mr. Figaro: "PATTY!!! MY PATTY!! MY GRILLED
TO PERFECTION PATTY SIRLOIN!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, Alicia will be facing Patty..."

Mr. Figaro: "Every match of Patty's is WELL DONE!
She is just bursting with flavor.."

Mr. Clyde: "OK, thanks. Alicia went to General
Celes and requested some powerful
competition that would simulate her
match with Juli. And Patty Sirloin
is certainly big and powerful."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, she's pounds and pounds
of the finest cut of meat!"

Mr. Clyde: "Patty won her previous OG-Joshi
match, the triple threat match
at OG-Joshi: Emergence. But
Patty has not had a match for
a while. I hope she is ready
for a VERY motivated Alicia."

Mr. Figaro: "Hmmm...you bring up a good point."

Mr. Clyde: "I...do?"

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah...i don't know if Patty is
quite "ready" to be served yet.
I better stick my instrument
into her to check her temperature."

Mr. Clyde: "One more remark like THAT and I
am NOT getting in the ring later,
you got it?"

Mr. Figaro: "Yes'um."

Mr. Clyde: "Now keep your hands where I can
see them...no, not THERE! I
don't want to see them THERE! Keep
your hands AWAY from there and
on the desk. No, don't sit on
the desk now! You're pushing me..."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh I'm so happy to see Patty!"

*Mr. Figaro is fully sitting on the desk swinging
his legs back and forth like a schoolboy. Clyde
puts his head in his hands.*


Mr. Figaro: "No offence Alicia, you're a
hottie, but Patty is MY
choice of meat! Oh so tender!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's just get to the match,
I think I'm gonna be sick..."




MATCH #1: Alicia Gordon vs. Patty Sirloin





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Mr. Clyde: "After a very competitive match, Alicia
Gordon is able to make Patty Sirloin
tap out with her "California Screamin"
Crucifix Knee Hold. Alicia certainly
showed us that she could compete
successfully with a power wrestler."

*Mr. Figaro is silent and wipes a tear from his eye


Mr. Clyde: "Uh..."


*Mr. Figaro gets a puppy dog look as Mr. Clyde very
slowly taps him on the shoulder*

Mr. Clyde: "It will...uh...be ok, big fella."

*Mr. Figaro turns and buries his head on Mr. Clyde's
shoulders. Its hard to tell if he's crying, but
it's pretty certain that Clyde is upset.*


Mr. Clyde: "Patty fought a good fight. She
just wasn't as motivated as
Alicia was tonight. I'm sure
Patty will come back strong,
she's a hell of an athlete."

Mr. Figaro: "SHE's BEAUTIFUL!! TELL EVERYONE
THAT SHE's BEAUTIFUL, CLYDE!"

Mr. Clyde: "Oh look...Alicia has a microphone.
Let's all listen to what SHE has
to say, rather then what you
want me to say...uncomfortably."



*Alicia Gordon is in the middle of the ring and
has a microphone. She wipes some of the sweat
off her forehead and does some stretching to
recover from the intense match.*


Alicia: "First off, thank you Patty for
our match. It's challenging
opponents like YOU that make
me happy to be in OG-Joshi.
And its matches like the one
WE just had that make me want
to fight Juli Krieger to
preserve OUR respecful way
of competing. Neither of us
tried to put each other in
the hospital, we just wanted to
see who could win this match."

Alicia: "And as much as I'd like to have
this type of respectful contest
of pure competition with everyone
in OG-Joshi, I realize I can't
have it with Juli Krieger. We
all saw what she did to me,
what she is capable of and
still plans to do. When facing
someone like that, you can't
expect to put on a respectful
match, a WRESTLING match."

*Alicia cracks her knuckles*

Alicia: "You gotta put up a FIGHT. And
that's what I've been planning
to do since my recovery:
bring back the FIGHT to Juli
Krieger. Cause that's what she
did to me last time when I was
expecting her to wrestle me.
So I plan to confront her now as she
met me before. And now I have
the edge since I am prepared and
because she is clearly an
inferior FIGHTER to me. So I talked
this over with General Celes
and I am making this challenge
to you, Juli Krieger."

*Alicia re-tightens her headband*

Alicia: "I challenge you NOT to a wrestling
match at the PPV, but to an No Holds
Barred FIGHT. The rules are simple,
3 rounds of 5 minutes each. ANYTHING
GOES. Your translator will be able
to draw pictures to help you understand.
Because all I want to do is kick
your fat face in and elbow it
until its as ugly and discolored
as your poor excuse of a fighting
spirit. I've been training harder
then ever in Tae Kwon Do with my
sabonim in anticipation of showing
you what a REAL fighter is like.
So I say let's cut the crap and
get right into it. You and me,
No Holds Barred match to be
held in the Orochigon."

Mr. Figaro: "Did she just say the Octag..."

Mr. Clyde: "She most certainly did not."


Alicia: "So Juli, its your move. After all
you've said and done, this sure
would be a bad time for you to
puss out, don't you think? Or
maybe you want to show everyone
the REAL reason you never were
given a Title shot in Germany,
cause you are a coward. You
showed it when you tricked me
in our first match, you gonna
show it again by running away
from MY challenge? Either way,
you're pathetic and I'll see
to it that OG-Joshi will no
longer have to deal with you."


*Alicia throws the mic down and leaves the ring
with a serious look on her face*


Mr. Clyde: "Strong words from Alicia. We'll
have to see if Juli accepts
those "rules" for their match."

Mr. Figaro: "..."


Mr. Clyde: "Uh...you ok, Figaro? You've been
pretty silent. You mad at Alicia?"

Mr. Figaro: "No...she's too hot for me to
be angry at her. Plus I
like her better then Juli,
I hope Alicia wins at the PPV."

Mr. Clyde: "Okayyyy, well, then who are you
angry with regarding Patty's loss?

Mr. Figaro: "I'm gonna take out ALL my anger
on Frog and Eddie tonight! It's
THEIR fault that Patty lost!!
I'll make them pay for making
Patty sad! No one beats my
favorite meat! NO ONE!"

Mr. Clyde: "Oh we're gonna have to go on
a tape delay after that one."


*Mr. Figaro's look of sadness turns into one of
intense anger. He even smashes part of the table
off. Figaro starts cracking his knuckles*




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Mr. Figaro: "And now it's time for me to
interview KENTA's fan
contingent."

Mr. Clyde: "Try to control yourself..."


*Mr. Figaro smiles and then goes to a designated
area of the crowd and finds four Japanese girl,
women...no, girls, of about 17-18 years of age
sitting and all wearing "KENTA!" shirts.*

Mr. Figaro: "KonichiwOW!"

*Mr Figaro's mouth starts watering at the sight*

Girl #1: "Ahh, Figaroooooo!"

Girl #2: "Big-o Fig-o!"

Mr. Figaro: "You freaking KNOW it, girls!"

*Mr. Figaro continues ogling all of them, and
well, they do look straight out of a
schoolgirl anime so who can blame him!*


Mr. Figaro: "What are your names?"

Girl #1: "MY NAME IS KEINA!! I LOVE
KENTA!! WE ALL LOVE KENTA!"

*All 4 girls scream* "KENTA! KENTA! KENTA!"


*Mr. Figaro clasps his ears from the high
pitched voices. But his smile remains.*

Mr. Figaro: "Do you think KENTA will win
his match tonight and become
the new OG-FPD TV Champion!?"

Girl #2: "I'm NAOMI!! HI KENTA! I LOVE U!"

Mr. Figaro: "Ok, let's try to keep it down..."

*All 4 girls scream: "KENTA! WE LOVE YOU!! WE ALL
WANT TO GO 2 SLEEP WITH KENTA!"

Mr. Figaro: "What the hell!? Who IS this KENTA!"

Keina: "KENTA LOVES TO GO 2 SLEEP! WE
GO 2 SLEEP TOO, LET'S GO 2 SLEEP
TOGETHER WITH KENTA! WE LOVE 2!!"

Mr. Figaro: "This is getting weird..."

Naomi: "KENTA WILL WIN TITLE! THEN WE WILL
LOVE HIM EVEN MORE, OKAY!!"

Mr. Figaro: "How long have you been fans of him?"

Girl #3: "1..2..3...KENTA!"

Mr. Figaro: "Huh?" *Figaro scratches his head*

*All 4 girls join hands and start chanting LOUDLY*

"1...2...3..KENTA!! 1...2..3...KENTA!! GO 2 SLEEP
WITH KENTA! 1...2...3 KENTA! WE LOVE U KENTA!"


*Mr. Figaro hightails it out of there while holding
his head and goes back to the announce booth.*


Mr. Clyde: "So...that went well."

Mr. Figaro: "That was weird, Clyde. I've never
heard such high pitched voices
before. But KENTA has quite a
fan section...and they have
quite nice "sections" themselves."

Mr. Clyde: "Better check their ID's before
you make any further comments."

Mr. Figaro: "Still, all 4 of them together
don't add up to one delicious
filet of Patty."

Mr. Clyde: "So...let's get right into the
TV Title match. We'll see if
KENTA's cheering section can
help rally him towards a debut
Title Victory in OG-FPD."



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Mr. Clyde: "In what can only be seen as a
surprising upset, we have a new
TV Champion. KENTA just waltzed
into OG-FPD and decisively beat
Low Ki in less then 10 minutes."

Mr. Figaro: "Ahh, my head! Those KENTA fangirls
haven't stopped chanting the whole
match! Every second they were
screaming "1, 2, 3, KENTA!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well, they seemed to help bring
him to victory. I have to believe
that Low Ki underestimated KENTA
tonight. Or at least wasn't
prepared for him having never
fought him before or seen him."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm sure Low Ki will come back
from this loss and get a Title
rematch. It's in his contract
after all. Plus, no member of
Team Haas likes losing a Title.
Which will be a shame for Charlie
Haas when Steven Regal eventually
beats him...but anyway..."

Mr. Clyde: "I think we are seeing right now
that Low Ki isn't happy losing
a title. As he just grabbed a
chair from the outside and is
about to come from behind on
KENTA when...wait...are those?"


*The 4 Kenta fangirls run in from the crowd and
simultaneously JUMP On Low Ki, toppling him over.
They grab the chair and throw it out of the ring
and then they pound on Low Ki until he rolls out
of the ring in utter astonishment as to what
has happened. Low Ki goes to the back after
sending some menacing looks to the NEW TV
Champion KENTA. Meanwhile, the fangirl named
Keina retrieves the TV Title and puts it around
KENTA"s waist with much glee. The girls all
form a circle around KENTA and begin dancing
and hugging him. He looks a bit confused but
is happy to be the new TV Champion.*

Mr. Figaro: "I guess it IS possible to be
totally confused and aroused
at the same time."

Mr. Clyde: "We have to congratulate the
new TV Champion, KENTA. And
I'm shocked that these girls
just ran into the ring, but
at least they did it to
stop Low Ki from smashing
KENTA with a chair. They sure
seem "spirited."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, you heard it from
their own sweet, innocent
mouths, they "want to go
2 sleep with KENTA". I
don't see how that could
POSSIBLY be taken any other..."

Mr. Clyde: "Actually, "GO 2 SLEEP" is
the name of the move KENTA
finished the match with."

Mr. Figaro: "So wait...the girls want
to get thrown up in the
air and then bashed in
the skull with his knee?"

Mr. Clyde: "No, its likely that YOUR
interpretation of their
comments were more accurate
here, for once. But just
know it's not clearcut."

Mr. Figaro: "This is very strange, Clyde.
Screaming Japanese fangirls,
a new TV Champion, allegations
of sleep desires! July is
going to be a wacky month"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes...that it is..."




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[OrochiGeese]

*We go backstage where we find General Celes talking
with OrochiGeese in the Owners Suite. They are both
watching the live monitor of the telecast*


OrochiGeese: "What the hell happened there?"

General Celes: "With the current situation in
OG-Joshi involving Azumi, Sandy,
Kat, and that masked "poet" crowd
jumper, those KENTA fan girls are
the least of our problems. Still,
if I see them next show, I'll have
a discussion with them about proper
Voltage fan etiquette."


(*OG conversation with Celes about OG-FPD/PW-W/Twinky/UWH matters*)


*Back to Figaro and Clyde*



(Tag match with Figaro/Clyde vs. Swan/Frog)


(*Figaro and Clyde take the rest of the night off from commentating after the match. OG and Celes take over for them*)



*Commercials for Orochi-O's Land*







Celes: "We are back with your main event
for the evening. And due to some
foresight on my part about this
current commentary situation, as
well as a request, we have a
special guest commentator for
you tonight. None other then
the current OG-Joshi World Champion,
Haley Cannon will be joining us
to talk about this next match."


*Mouret's "Rondeau" hits the speakers as Haley Cannon
enters the arena to thunderous applause. She takes
a seat in between Celes and OrochiGeese and puts
on a commentary headset.*



Celes: "welcome Miss Cannon. We regret
that our usual commentary duo
are unable to be with you, but
we suspect that we are suitable
replacement company for this match."

OG: "Miss Cannon, thank you for joining us"


Haley: "My pleasure, General Celes, OG.
I thank you for the opportunity"


Celes: "As you know, we have a very important
tag main event about to occur. Yoyo
Banzai teams with Holly to take on
Visper Karr and Jo Ryder. And while
I'm sure a prepared Champion such as
you will have your eye on future
main eventers such as Visper and Yoyo,
I know your attention is foremost
on Holly and Jo Ryder."

Haley: "Indeed, General. I must say that Visper
has certainly caught my attention. She
has quite the potential for success in
OG-Joshi and I look forward to watching
her career take shape. Yoyo has also
proven herself recently. But as you
mentioned, I will certainly be scrutinizing
Holly and Jo Ryder, as I have when
watching their match videos."

Celes: "And that is why you are a great champion.
You properly prepare for your opponents,
their IN RING behavior. Such strategy
would be helpful for one of your PPV
opponents who does not seem focused
enough on the wrestling task at hand
and is more concerned with..."

OG: "Ok, we know where this is going. Now
Haley, between Jo Ryder and Holly,
who do you see as your strongest opponent
out of the two for the PPV match?"


Haley: "Truthfully, that all depends. I know for
a fact that Jo Ryder will be excellent
competition. There's no need to justify
that viewpoint. Holly, on the other hand,
I'm not certain about. She is easily one
of the most skilled competitors on our roster.
She is intense, driven and passionate.
The has the potential to be as competitive
as Jo, particularly given the fact that she
has actually defeated Jo. But she has to
remain focused and take her opponents
seriously. recent events provide evidence
to the contrary, I'm afraid. So the
strongest could be either of them."

Celes: "I see Holly's hatred of Jo working to YOUR
advantage. There is deep seated emotions
there that you can absolutely take advantage
of. A triple threat match always favors the
wrestler who can keep cool during the match
and not be overtaken by their emotions."

OG: "Furthermore, you, Haley, have so far been
immune to Holly's mind games. We know Jo
and Holly both can get under each other's
skin, but you are totally concentrated on
the match itself, rather then theatrics."


Haley: "OG, you hit the nail on the head. My goal
in this business was not only to become
World Champion, but first and foremost,
to have great competition. I take
wrestling very seriously, but at the same
time I find it exciting and a lot of fun...
unless, of course, I was matched against
SleepyGoose. What Holly doesn't realize
is that I am out to have fun, which takes
a lot of pressure off me. I can concentrate
clearly on the task at hand, use what I know
and have learned in this fast paced,
strategic dance. Celes makes a very good
point as well, going back to what I said
about Holly's focus. If she lets past
events with Jo Ryder interfere with her,
she is done for. Jo will seize that
opportuntiy as quickly as I would and
capitalize on it."

OG: "Well said, everyone in this match has to be
more focused on winning the match and the
OG-Joshi World Championship then anything
else. No matter what Holly and Jo did to
each other in the past, all that matters
is winning this match and beating YOU,
the Champ, to do it. And that will not
be easy having seen all your matches."

Celes: "Stop flirting with Miss Cannon, OG."

OG: "..."

Celes: "Now, as to the great Joshi tag match
we are about to witness, do you have
any predictions, Miss Cannon?"

Haley: "I have to say, that I like the combination
of the team of Jo and Visper. They share
somewhat similar styles, and I feel are more
likely to cooperate than Holly and Yoyo.
That's not to say Holly and Yoyo aren't just
as good as Jo and Visper individually,
but as a team...well, OG, you of all people
know how reluctant Holly can be to work as a team."

*OG hides a sly grin*

OG: "Yeah...I think that's a fair observation."

Celes: "Cooperation isn't one of Holly's strong
points...unless it involves her teaming
up with objects from the janitor's closet."

OG: "Ouch."

Celes: "That's what Holly said too."

*OG clears his throat to re-steer the conversation*

OG: "I think we should probably get to
the match now. We thank Miss Cannon
for her prematch thoughts and look
forward to discussing with her
the results of the match as well."





Match #4: Holly/Yoyo Banzai vs. Jo Ryder/Visper Karr





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Celes: "After an excellent match, by anyone's
standards, Jo Ryder is able to make
Holly tap out to her new finisher,
the "Eclipse Festival." Looks like
Holly has more to prepare for then
she originally thought. But seeing
as how Holly's preparations up to
now have involved doctoring old
books and spinning tales..."

OG: "Holly is a tough girl and a very
adaptable wrestler, she'll come
back stronger at the PPV. If there's
one thing we have seen from Holly
is that she always learns from her
opponents and has the last laugh.
Jo Ryder may have been better off
saving that move FOR the PPV rather
then revealing one of her aces now."

Celes: "Haley, what are YOUR impressions on
the match and Jo's new finisher?"


Haley: "Very good match, indeed. As usual,
an OG-Joshi tag match delivers successfully.
Jo's Eclipse Festival is very much like the
Dragon Clutch I used to finish Valeriyah
Belikov. The move itself is quite painful,
and even a bit distressing just to be in.
My trainers and students have had me in it
many times. It's quite effective, and I
imagine the slam that precedes it helps as
well. Once again, similar to how I like to
set up the Dragon Clutch with another move.
I see no problem with Jo revealing this
technique tonight. If you can perform a
particular technique effectively on a regular
basis, it's not a revealed secret. It's a
known advantage. I'm becoming increasingly
excited about the Title Match now."

OG: "You are absolutely right. If you are good
enough and the move is effective enough,
it does not matter what the opponent knows.
Everyone that has every stepped in the ring
with me KNOWS that I'm planning on spiking
their heads to the mat with the Raging Bolt.
And yet, no one has stopped me, nor will they."

Celes: "I'm guessing that was directed to Twinky."

OG: "Heh..."

Celes: "So Miss Cannon, as I do not want to take
any time away from your training, I will
ask if you have any final comments to
make. About this match, the PPV match,
your opponents, or anything in OG-Joshi."

Haley: "First, I would like to complement those
in the tag match on a job well done, and
congratulate Jo and Visper on their victory.
Keep up the good work Visper. I'm definitely
looking forward to the PPV match, Celes.
Know that I am not afraid of either of my
opponents, but I am still taking them both
very seriously. I also think they will not
find it an easy task to take this title from
me. I know what I'm capable of, and they
will both have to bring everything they have
to the table in order to stand a chance.
OG, Celes, thanks again for the privilege
of announcing with you [shakes hands with
them both], and I can promise you an
intense, competitive match at the PPV."


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Celes: "We once again thank OG-Joshi
World Champion Haley Cannon
for her participation tonight
and insightful comments."



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