6/18/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "Hello everyone and welcome to the
June 18th edition of Voltage."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm Mr. Figaro and I'm joined by
my longtime smelting plant
assistant, Mr. Clyde."

Mr. Clyde: "... smelting plant?"

Mr. Figaro: "Someone's gotta smelt!"

Mr. Clyde: "Touche."

Mr. Figaro: "Just kidding folks! I'm Mr. Figaro
and I'm joined by my co-FPN
Tag Team Champion, Mr. Clyde!"

*Mr. Figaro pats the FPN Tag Title on his waist.
Rumor has it that he hasn't taken that belt
off for the past two weeks! He even leaves it
on during...um "dates"...he thinks its kinky*


Mr. Clyde: "Never thought a narrator that
I'm not supposed to hear could
make me violently nauseaus."

*Mr. Figaro laughs heartily*


Mr. Figaro: "We have a fantabulous card for
you tonight, 4 whole matches!
One of those matches will be
for the ECW World Title!"

Mr. Clyde: "That will be our main event
tonight as Shane Douglas
challenges Samoa Joe for
Joe's newly won ECW Title."

Mr. Figaro: "Speaking of Championships,
I believe the OG-FPD World
Champion Charlie Haas is
here and will be coming
out shortly to address us!"

Mr. Clyde: "Shortly as in...right now."


(OG-FPD World Champion Charlie Haas promo followed by donnybrook)


Mr. Clyde: "Well, now it is time to shift
attention to OG-Joshi."


Mr. Figaro; "What do you mean "shift". I
was paying attention to OG-Joshi
for the entire show!"

Mr. Clyde: "I see...that's great. But now
the audience will as well since
we are now up to the first of two
exciting OG-Joshi tag matches
for the night. This one features
Visper Karr and Lana taking on
Yoyo Banzai and Kim Cross."

Mr. Figaro: "KIM CROSS!! WOO-OOO!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kim Cross and Lana have had
quite a rivalry up to this
point. They have split their
series of matches, 1 to 1.
But these were not ordinary
matches, they were grueling
20 minute wars. Each woman
won her match with submissions.
Kim with her Kim Crossface and
Lana with a triangle choke into
a jujigatame. This is the
third time they will be in
the ring with each other and
they most certainly are ready
for it. Their war of words
has been almost as intense
as their war in the ring."

Mr. Figaro: "The most intense was was the
war between Kim Cross' wardrobe
and my self control!"

Mr. Clyde: "I believe you declared total
unconditional surrender to
that and waved the white flag."

Mr. Figaro: "The white flag was my underwear."


*Mr. Clyde moves his chair a few inches away.*


Mr. Figaro: "Mmmm...Kim..."


Mr. Clyde: "We should also direct our attention
to the other two women in the bout.
Visper Karr and Yoyo Banzai have
been in OG-Joshi since Fall of 2005.
They have both steadily climbed
through the ranks since then. Both
women, especially Yoyo, were very
impressive in the KNIT. And both
women made it to the semifinals of
the OG-Joshi Emergence: Revolution
tournament. In fact, Kaori NiGHT
got arguably her toughest competition
in OG-Joshi at the hands of Yoyo
Banzai while Dizzy had to pull out
all the stops to beat Visper. Dizzy
specifically complimented Visper
after the match as well."

Mr. Figaro: "I look at both Visper and Yoyo
and I think how close each of
them are to that next level,
that level where they will be
challenging for the OG-Joshi
World Title. They are both
so close to it and have had
such momentum to this point."

Mr. Clyde: "What is amazing is just how
similar their careers have
been to each other in OG-Joshi.
They have risen at the same rate,
and had big victories at similar
times. While they have never
been in the ring together more
then a handful of times, they
each seem to be rising through
the fed at the same rate. It
seems that when one of them
gets a big victory, the other
one follows suit. It's like
their OG-Joshi careers are
mirroring one another."

Mr. Figaro: "MIRROR MATCH!! AHHH!"


Mr. Clyde: "Another example was when Yoyo
Banzai won her match at Emergence.
While Visper was in a tag match
and didn't have as much time to
personally shine, she then made
up for it by being the final
person eliminated by Holly in
the OG-Joshi Battle Royale for
#1 Contendership to the Joshi
Title. Ordinarily, lasting 35
minutes and kicking out of
Holly's H-Lock 69 would be
impressive enough, but factor
in that Visper was INJURED that
night, and we see how much
of a victory for her it was."

Mr. Figaro: "So tonight we get to see
an in ring meeting between
Visper and Yoyo, alongside
the Lana/Kim rivalry."

Mr. Clyde: "This match is a showcase
of hard work and a lot
of future potential along
with tremendous existing
achievement and skill."

Mr. Figaro: "That was beautiful, Clyde.
You should write greeting
cards. *wipes a tear*


Mr. Clyde: "I...uh, let's just watch
this great match now."






Match #1: Lana/Visper Karr vs. Kim Cross/Yoyo Banzai







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
































Mr. Clyde: "A well fought match by both sides."


Mr. Figaro: "Poor Kim!"


Mr. Clyde: "Kim Cross had Visper in a prone
position but, rather then take
advantage of it, she decided
to showboat. That ended up
costing her team the match as
Visper came to just in time
to react to Kim and get a
quick victory roll for the 3."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim just wanted to show everyone
how hot and talented she was!"

Mr. Clyde: "She would have been better off
trying to end the match."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim is dedicated to the amusement
of the crowd! And me! I applaud
her for her entertaining display!"

Mr. clyde: "I applaud all four women for
having a very competitive match."

Mr. Figaro: "I don't think they are going to
applaud each other though..."

Mr. Clyde: "It appears that the two teams
are still pushing each other.
Between the outcome of the
match and Lana's punching of
Yoyo at the end, there is still
some hostility. Especially
between Kim/Lana and Yoyo/visper.
Yoyo is shouting that Visper
got lucky and Kim is making
all kinds of odd gestures
representing her perception
that Lana is portly."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim is dancing around acting
like she's a fat version of
Lana! This is great!"

Mr. Clyde: "Needless to say, tensions
between the two teams
have not cooled down. And
while everyone had a good
in ring showing, no decisive
victory was really gained
in either of the two rivalries."

Mr. Figaro: "Lana and Kim didn't get a
victory over each other
really. So they are still
tied. And Visper and Yoyo
didn't get a chance to
prove dominance over each
other either. Stalemates!"

Mr. Clyde: "They still have a lot
to prove to each other,
in both rivalries."


Mr. Figaro: "If only there was some kind
of big show...a show that
people had to "pay" for
the privilige to "view"
big matches in a feud!"

Mr. Clyde: "Such a legendary and
fictional concept you
speak of..."


Mr. Figaro; "I invented it! I want credit!"


Mr. Clyde: "We'll have to see what General
Celes says about THIS situation
as well. Busy night for her
allready between this match
and the Regal/Angle/Haas issue."

Mr. Figaro: "General Celes can handle it all."

Mr. Clyde: "Well said."





*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*






*Commercials for Orochi-O's Land! It's open! Come
to Orochi-O's Land for funtacular fun and
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*Commercials end and the camera takes us directly
backstage to find Kat Black doing some light
calf stretches outside her lockerroom as she
gets ready to come out to the ring for her match.
A sudden shrill voice emanates from behind her*


Sandy Morton: "Well if it isn't Black Kat!"


*Kat turns her head slightly, glances at Sandy, and
goes right back to stretching*


Sandy: "I'm talking to you, little kitty."


*Kat finishes stretching, continuing to ignore
Sandy... much to Sandy's chagrin*


Sandy: "Listen Black Kat, NO ONE..


*Kat turns her head to look at Sandy,
face unreadable behind her mask*

Kat: "The name is Kat Black."


Sandy: "You know, I learned in skool (how she spells it)
that Black Kats were bad luck..."


Kat: "I'm surprised you learned anything..."


*Sandy gets an angry look on her face but
then starts to smirk*

Sandy: "Well, you sure were bad luck for Azumi Oonishi..."


*Kat turns all the way around to face Sandy,
staring at her from behind the mask*


Sandy: "Ahh, looks like THAT got your kitty
litter all up in a bundle."


*Kat glares at her, her hand flexing into a
fist for a moment, and relaxes again*

Kat: "Back off, Sandy."


Sandy: "Awwee...what you gonna do about it?"

*Sandy suddenly lightly pushes Kat, sending
Kat into "ready" position. Sandy tries to
land a second push but Kat sidesteps and
pulls her forwards, off balance. Sandy,
not deterred, spins around and tries to
slap Kat in the face, but Kat grabs her wrist,
spins her to the side and lands a quick
kick right to Sandy's midsection. Sandy
doubles over and starts hyperventilating*


*Just that second, quick footsteps are heard
rounding the hallway corner. Kat looks back
to see General Celes standing in the hallway
staring at Kat and the fallen Sandy Morton.*


Celes: "This is unacceptable behavior.
We expect you BOTH to conduct your
business INSIDE the ring at the
time we designate. Your match
is next, and I expect to see
you both there. There will be
no more fighting until then."


Sandy: "I'm...*breathes*...gonna get
you...*breathes*..for this,
*deep breath* Kat!"


*The camera turns back to Kat, who is just
turning the corner towards the stage and ring area.
Sandy motions for Celes to help her up
but Celes just walks away with a scowl.*


*We go back to the announcers*





Mr. Figaro: "Wow! Your girlfriend really
has a short temper!"

Mr. Clyde: "She ISN'T my girlfriend."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, sure, Clyde. We all
know that when you say
a wrestler has "skill" and
"is intense", what that
really means is you have the
super fly hots for them!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kat Black is an impressive
competitor..."

Mr. Figaro: "WHOA! Keep it in your pants
Clyde! When you say someone
is "impressive" that means
you are about to..."

Mr. Clyde: "Get irritated at my co-commentator?"

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah!! That too!"


Mr. Clyde: "We have seen yet another example
of Sandy Morton irritating someone
to violence. I don't think we
can hold this reaction against
Kat Black. She sure had more
patience for Sandy then I would
have had, I'll tell you that."

Mr. Figaro: "Especially after Sandy pushed
your girlfriend! You should
go back there and beat up Sandy!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kat Black will be able to do
that herself."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh, so you let her have space
to fight her battles! That's
so romantic, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Say...when you and Kat...
um...what's a good ninja
euphemism here...uhh...
"use your smoke bombs"...

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "When you two "use your smoke
bombs" or err "assassinate
the emperor"..yeah, that's
a good one! WHen you two
"assassinate the emperor",
do you two keep your ninja
garb on? Or take it off?"

Mr. Clyde: "We are just about ready
for Kat Black's match with
Sandy Morton and..."

Mr. Figaro: "Or do you take it ALL off
except for the masks! So
as to preserve your secret
identities!! WOW!"

Mr. Clyde: "And both Kat and Sandy have
come down to the ring and
we are ready to get this
started. Let's get to the match."

Mr. Figaro: "Just admit it..."

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Kat got your tongue, Clyde?"

*Mr. Clyde shakes his head in disgust at Mr. Figaro*

Mr. Figaro: "Cause...I hear THAT kinda stuff
feels good for her through a mask."

Mr. Clyde: "Match.NOW!"




Match #2: Kat Black vs. Sandy Morton






*POST MATCH SPOILERS*


































Mr. Clyde: "And Kat Black dominates this match
and ends with a devestating brain
buster. We haven't seen her use that
move to finish a match before, but
it was sure effective here. Just
goes to show how versatile she is."

Mr. Figaro: "Sandy seemed a bit more motivated
in that ring then she has before."

Mr. Clyde: "Sandy got her offence in early,
but it wasn't effective offence.
She was able to pull some moves
off, but it didn't appear to do
much actual DAMAGE to Kat. Rather,
it just served to piss Kat off
more. I think one kick from Kat
does more damage then all of
Sandy's offence in that match."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah. Sandy is getting a BIT
better at getting a quick
jump on some grapples due
to her athleticism, and make
no mistake, she is in good shape.
But she has a long way to go
before she actually hurts anyone
with them. Plus, add in Kat's
resilience which we have seen
a lot in the past, and you know
personally Clyde, and it added
up to Kat weathering Sandy's
attack until Kat got fed up
and started beating on her."

Mr. Clyde: "Sandy is not in Kat's league,
nowhere near it. And Kat showed
what happens when she gets
annoyed in a match: she ends it."


Mr. Figaro: "But if the last time we saw Kat
was any indication, this match
might be over but the action
might not be. Kat has stayed
in the ring after the victory
and seems to be...walking around."

Mr. Clyde: "Kat appears to be walking around
the ring, looking intently at
the crowd. She looks back at
Sandy who is still woozy from
the brainbuster. And then goes
back to looking in the crowd."

Mr. Figaro: "Is she waiting for someone?"

Mr. Clyde: "Or guarding Sandy after what
happened to Azumi, Kat's
previous opponent."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, it appears as if Kat
isn't the only one there
"guarding Sandy" as we
have some Voltage security
guards coming to escort
Kat out. Kat is going
willingly but seems to
be pointing at Sandy."

Mr. Clyde: "As if to say, Kat isn't
the one who needs the
security guards, Sandy does."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh no!"


Mr. Clyde: "It's that thing again!"


*The same masked person we saw attack
Azumi Oonishi has just rolled out from
under the ring and was able to drag
Sandy Morton from the mat to the floor.*


Mr. Figaro: "@#%$, we should probably
get someone down there."


*The masked person hits Sandy with
a BLAST of fire...to which Sandy
starts screaming: "MY FACE! MY
BEAUTIFUL, EXPENSIVE FACE!"*


Mr. Clyde: "Yeah, someone should
really get down there
to stop Sandy from getting
hurt. What a travesty."


*Kat Black tries to run down to ringside
but is being held back by the security
guards. We see her struggling but she
is unable to move. The guards do not see
or hear what is happening with Sandy*


Mr. Figaro: "But why does Kat Black
want to get down there?
To help Sandy or to
aid in her destruction!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I don't think we'll find
out since more security
guards have come to hold
Kat back as well as to
save Sandy. But they
aren't moving as fast
to save Sandy. They seem
more interested in Kat's
demeanor right now actually."


*The masked person leaps on Sandy
who is now rolling on the ground
trying to put the fire out.*


(Fire Marshal Goose always suggests
that you stop, drop, and roll around
with him whether you are on fire or not!)



*Now the masked person puts Sandy
in the same sickle-assisted crossface
we saw her put on Azumi. The masked
person keeps holding it until security
eventually makes it over to her.
She jumps into the crowd and runs
away as the guards attend to a completely
burnt and lacerated mess of a girl
named Sandy Morton. EMT's are coming
as Sandy is bleeding all over the
place and has passed out from
lack of blood and trauma.*


Mr. Clyde: "Make no mistake...what
that masked person did
was still horrible..."

Mr. Figaro: "It's just that...she
did it to Sandy and.."

Mr. Clyde: "We should still be upset.
Sandy IS an OG-Joshi
wrestler, no matter how
annoying she is, and she
didn't deserve what just
happened to her. This
masked person has to be
dealt with and hopefully
we can get things under
control so this doesn't
happen again. More security
is needed..."

Mr. Figaro: "And we REALLY need to find
out what's going on with Kat
Black, Clyde. This is the
SECOND time this masked
MONSTER came out after
one of Kat's matches and
decimated her opponent.
There has to be SOME
connection here, right?"

Mr. Clyde: "I don't doubt that some
connection exists. I
just wonder if Kat has
any intentions involved
in these attacks or if
they are happening just
based on the desire of
the masked person. Even
if there is a connection
between that masked wrestler
and Kat Black, we can't
assume Kat had a part in
orchestrating these attacks."

Mr. Figaro: "No we can't, but we should
investigate Kat further.
She is still new to OG-Joshi,
we don't know that much
about her...even if she
IS your girlfriend."

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, Sandy is being taken
out of the arena as Kat
Black has been escorted
backstage by security.
But Kat saw the condition
Sandy Morton was in."

Mr. Clyde: "I'm afraid that we still
are a long way in finding
out what is going on here.
I just hope it doesn't
take another brutal attack
to get to the bottom of this."










*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Figaro: "Ok, let's...try to get things back
on track. Who here wants me to
sing some ole pirate shanty songs!?"

Mr. Clyde: "No one that has ever not
wanted time and space to collapse."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh c'mon Clyde, we're Champions
here, we can sing and reality
will bend itself to us!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's...get to the next match.
As we have another exciting
tag team match. In fact, I've
been looking forward to this
one for a while. We have
Dizzy teaming with Tigress
Mask against Kaori NiGHT and
Jenny McLanahan."

Mr. Figaro: "Aye, that's gonna be a rump roaster!"

Mr. Clyde: "The history and connections here
make this match quite special.
On one side of the match we have
the first OG-Joshi Champion ever,
Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto. A woman
that many feel represents the
spirit of OG-Joshi and certainly
is one of the best wrestlers here.
She has embarked on a mission
to learn more about her rival
Haley Cannon's submission style
after Haley beat her for the Title.
In Dizzy's search, she has sought
out experts of that style
and was led to Tigress Mask.
Tigress Mask uses a lot of
submission based work in her
match in addition to a fast
paced lucha influenced style.
Tigress has had much success
in OG-Joshi as the winner of
the Kaori NiGHT Invitational in 2005."

Mr. Figaro: "Which brings us to the other side
of this match, Kaori NiGHT and
Jenny McLanahan. Kaori brought
Jenny into OG-Joshi due to their
past alliances. And while they
were victorious at Emergence when
teaming together, Kaori has recently
become disappointed in Jenny's
progress in OG-Joshi. Kaori even
gave up her spot to Jenny in the #1
Contenders Battle Royale. While
Jenny did well, she did not win,
and that upset Kaori. Kaori let
Jenny know that...in a way that
upset Jenny!! So Jenny decided
to challenge Kaori to a match,
and Kaori accepted the match!


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Mr. Clyde: "But that has not stopped them
from continuing to tag and
drink coffee together."

Mr. Figaro: "Nothing gets between friends
and coffee, Clyde! Not even
"dark energy" which is really
just like "X-zone" if you ask..."

*Mr. Clyde makes a throat cutting "stop right there" motion*

Mr. Figaro: "ok..sorry..sorry!"


Mr. Clyde: "Also of note is the rivalries
between the teams. Tigress
Mask squared off with Kaori
NiGHT at the 12/13 2 Year
Anniversary show but could
not beat her. She brought
in Visper to challenge
Kaori and Jenny at Emergence
but their team fell short.
So you know Tigress was more
then happy to get the chance
to team with Dizzy AGAINST
Kaori and Jenny again."

Mr. Figaro: "And Kaori NiGHT is looking
to get some measure of
revenge against Dizzy for
beating her at Evo.R."

Mr. Clyde: "Kaori and Dizzy both won
the Emergence: Revolution
tournament and earned the
right to represent OG-Joshi
at Evo.R a few months back.
In what was perhaps the
best OG-Joshi match ever,
Dizzy came out with a very
hard fought victory."

Mr. Figaro: "So what we have here are
interteam and intrateam
issues. We saw Tigress
and Dizzy coeexist last
show against Sandy and
Yoyo, but can they again?
We know that Dizzy is
scouting Tigress' style
and Tigress has gotta be
scouting Dizzy. Meanwhile,
we know that Kaori and Jenny
are set to face off at the
July Joshi PPV so we know
they can't exactly be on
the same wavelength now."

Mr. Clyde: "How will both teams work
with and against each other
will be quite interesting."

Mr. Figaro: "So there really is a lot
of depth to this match
besides JUST the thrill
of seeing 4 of the best
joshi wrestlers in the
WORLD compete against
each other!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's get to this match now."





Match #3: Tigress Mask/Dizzy vs. Jenny McLanahan/Kaori NiGHT







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*






































Mr. Figaro: "SPIN CYCLE! SPIN CYCLE! BAH GAWD ALLMIGHTY!"


Mr. Clyde: "What an INCREDIBLE match and ending."


Mr. Figaro: "Dizzy picks up the win against Jenny
with the Spin Cycle. The second Spin
Cycle in a row after Kaori broke up
the pin after the first time."

Mr. Clyde: "But Dizzy was very smart in using
it again when Tigress had taken
care of Kaori. Kaori saw it
but had to either to go back to her
corner or get disqualified if
she tried to break it up again
while she was still in the ring.
She had to leave and get back
in but she wasn't quick enough."

Mr. Figaro: "And I'm sure Kaori will say
that Jenny should have kicked
out! So I have a hunch that
Jenny and Kaori will look at
that ending a bit differently
from each other, eh?"

Mr. Clyde: "I think that's a pretty sound
prediction actually."

Mr. Figaro: "But what WAS clear was Dizzy's
teamwork with Tigress. They
worked very well together
again and it allowed Tigress
to finally pick up some kind
of victory over Kaori NiGHT!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure Tigress will be
happy about that, as will
Dizzy. Kaori and Dizzy
are definite rivals for
top contendership to that
OG-Joshi World Title."

Mr. Figaro: "And Dizzy has just gained
some more knowledge of
how Tigress' submission
skills work. But the
question is, just how much
can Dizzy learn when teaming
with her? Won't she need
some more direct experience?"

Mr. Clyde: "But with her and Tigress
working so well as a team,
what is Dizzy's next step?
And what will Tigress want
to do as well?"

Mr. Figaro: "Well we were treated to
an excellent match but
we still have a lot of
entertainment to look
forward to from these
four woman!"

Mr. Clyde: "Quite a match indeed
from four of OG-Joshi's
best wrestlers."







*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*









Mr. Figaro: "And if anyone knows about good
tag team wrestling, WE do!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, everyone knows we are
the proud FPN Tag Champions."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, we are bustin out all
over the place, yo! FPN Tag
Champs, OG-FPD Announcers!
You and Geese getting a Tag
Title shot in McPro in a
few weeks! And I'm like the
pimpmaster DELUXE!"

Mr. Clyde: "Ok...let's just try to relax."

Mr. Figaro: "You and I also took out that
trashbag Orton! You beat
him at Dissonance and I finished
him off last Voltage! That felt
so great! I feel invincible!"



*"Fly From The Inside," by Shinedown, hits the speakers as none
other then Jo Ryder comes down to the ring."


Mr. Clyde: "She...she isn't scheduled to be in a match
until next week. I wonder what she's doing here."

Jo Ryder: Ladies and Gentlemen, I rarely see the need to
do this, but in this case, as a Queen bringing
up a King, it must be made ... I'd like to
introduce all of you to the GREATEST WRESTLER
ON THE PLANET - yes, even better than your
beloved Charlie Haas, as Eddie is better groomed!
But, instead, I shall let him introduce himself
here, and his purpose!"

*"This is War," by Vandenberg, hits the speakers as Eddie Swan
triumphantly walks to the middle of the ring, carrying
his PW-W Grandmaster Championship Belt*


Eddie Swan: "Hello, out there OG-FPD faithful! Despite our
issues with the Orochi Army, Team Ryder and
the OG-FPD officials have worked out a deal
that will let me, PW-Wild's TWO TIME
Grandmaster Champion walk out into this very
ring, and even better, pick my opponent!"

Eddie Swan: Now, I know how important a decision this is -
but, after watching many MANY minutes of OG-FPD
programming, I've come to the conclusion that
the best way to make OG-FPD fans like you is
to beat up a retard."

Mr. Figaro: "HEHEH, he's talking about me beating up Randy Orton!"

Eddie Swan: "And with that in mind, I choose to challenge
the developmentally arrested commentary ape,
Mr. Figaro as my FIRST opponent in OG-FPD!"

Mr. Figaro: "...I feel strangely insulted."

Mr. Clyde: -sigh- "you were."

Mr. Figaro: " Hey. HEY! HE MADE FUN OF ME! AND HE USED
BIG WORDS TO DO IT!"

Eddie: S'matter Figgy? Gonna roid rage back there?
C'mon, big boy, grab your 'tard helmet and
get in the ring. We can do this now!"

Mr. Figaro: "Oh you going DOWN now bitch!"


*Mr. Figaro throws off his headset, kicks his chair aside,
and rushes the ring. Eddie Swan stands there waiting
with a confident look on his face. Figaro rolls into
the ring and the two begin a back and forth assault
of punches. Figaro, growing tired of mere fist'a'cuffs
begins peppering Eddie With big elbows. Eddie,
to his credit, bounces back and is able to THROW
down the massive Figaro with an amaresu takedown!
Figaro lands on the ground hard but still keeps hitting
Eddie with elbows! The two roll on the ground as they
each exchange strikes. Finally, the ENTIRE Voltage
security force runs down to the ring to get in between
them. The ring is FULL of security guards but Figaro and
Eddie keep getting past them! Mr. Clyde comes over
from the commentary booth to try to calm Figaro down
but Figaro keeps trying to lunge past the guards! General
Celes and OrochiGeese comes down to the ring to hold Figaro
back and get him out of the ring. They walk with
him backstage as he turns his head and shouts multiple
profanities too lude to even mention here! Finally,
Figaro is taken backstage and security escorts Eddie
Swan out of the arena. We immediately cut to commercials.*



*Commercials for McPro Navigation-2 coming in July!*

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Mr. Clyde: "Ok...I..I think we have
things calmed down here. I
apologize but my broadcast
colleague Mr. Figaro has had
to stay backstage to cool down.
Eddie Swan is a world class
wrestler and any confrontation
with him is going to take its
toll on anyone. He is the
PW-W Grandmaster Champion
for a reason. And well, it
appears that he is now in
OG-FPD. First Twinky McLanahan
comes here last week and now
Eddie Swan? OG-FPD has just
made some key talent deals
it seems...but I don't think
Mr. Figaro is too happy about
this one. I'm sure we'll
hear from him in the next
few days...as he's not
shy about his comments as
all you OG-FPD fans know."




(OG-FPD ECW MATCH)




Mr. Clyde: "And that about does it for tonight's
Voltage. Join us in two weeks on
Sunday July 2nd for the next Voltage.
We have another exciting card for
you with 3 excellent matches lined up.
Low Ki will be defending his TV Title
against a newcomer to OG-FPD. At
OG-FPD Dissonance, United Japan
Owner, Kenta Kobashi, told us that
he'd be bringing in some puro talent.
And the first person he'll be bringing
to Voltage is KENTA, one of his chosen
representatives. Low Ki will defend
his TV Title against KENTA, who I
have seen and am very impressed with.
Apparently, Mr. Figaro even found out
that some of KENTA's groupies will
be coming, and Figaro will have an
exclusive interview with KENTA's
female contingent of fans. Hopefully
that will cheer Mr. Figaro up a bit."

Mr. Clyde: "We also have learned this week that
Alicia Gordon will be facing Patty
Sirloin next Voltage. Watch as Alicia
makes her official OG-Joshi in ring
return against a very impressive
newcomer with a PPV victory under
her...um...big belt, Patty. And
a Patty appearance will also make
Mr. Figaro's day, I'm sure."

Mr. Clyde: "Our main event for next show is
a match that I am very excited
for. Holly tags with Yoyo Banzai
to take on Jo Ryder and Visper
Karr. I don't need to tell you
the emotions involved between
Holly and Jo Ryder. But seeing
these four excellent wrestlers
in the ring in this match should
lead to a lot of anticipation.
This is also Jo Ryder's return to
Voltage after she took some time
off from wrestling in October.
Holly and Jo will be preparing
for their Triple Threat match
at the July PPV for the OG-Joshi
World Title. And we will also
get to see, in this match, Yoyo
and Visper go at it again. Perhaps
their meeting will be more decisive.
At the very least, it will be tense
and exciting. As will Holly and Jo's."

Mr. Clyde: "So tune in for the next Voltage in
two weeks. See you then, folks."