Team Chuu Chuu: Everybody Say YATTA!

[OctoberRaven]

*This scene opens at a shopping mall, in the section where no single man would dare venture and where no taken man would go unless he thought he'd get lucky for it... the clothing section.*

Yuri: <"Yaoi-chan! That outfit is so cute!">
Yaoi: <"I got one for you too Yuri-chan!">
Yuri: <"Awesome! It's so great for DaBoe-sensei to bring us to the America to wrestle!"
Yaoi: <"I know! We get to fight people like Tigress Mask and KENTA! Army. What's the deal with KENTA! Army anyways?">
Yuri: <"They are a fan club for someone called KENTA, I think">
Yaoi: <"...Who is KENTA?">

*Both of them think, then shrug at the same time, then giggle. A very confused (and probably lost) person with a nametag that reads 'Phil' approaches them*

Phil: Excuse me, do either of you know what time it is?
Yuri: Actually I am having time on Hello Kitty Watch! *checks the watch* The time is being 4:15, Phil-kun!
Phil: Uh, it's just Phil... did you say 4:15? Crap, I need to get back to work!
Yaoi: Work? But you seem to be young, aren't you in the schools?
Phil: ...Um... Yeah, I'm in high school.

*Both girls are shocked*

Both: BAKA! Don't you know you can get the suspension for having the job! Education is important thing for success!

Phil: ...Uh, we don't have that rule here.

Both: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Yuri: <"Can you believe that Yaoi-chan! If we went to school in America we could have gotten more money for shopping!">
Yaoi: <"I know! But it's not all bad, Yuri-chan! See how bad his english is? Even we speak it better than him!">

*They giggle and walk away, leaving Phil very very confused*