Amplitude - July 31st, 2007

[OrochiGeese]

- Tuesday, July 31st, 2007



*Amplitude starts with an enthusiastic "Mean"
Jean Carter looking raring to go!.


[MJC:] "Hi!! Welcome back to Amplitude and OG-Joshi
after a rather...slow summer! But we're back and
ready to bring you OG-Joshi action for tonight
and this weekend as Voltage returns!!"

[MJC:] "In the meantime, I hope you have been enjoying
our brother promotion, the Univeral Battle
League. But tonight isn't about sweaty men
trying to "Open" each other up to find gold,
it's about the best women wrestlers in the
world getting themselves pumped up in total
anticipation of the HUGE PPV on December 13th!"

[MJC:] "We already know the main event of that PPV
as OG-Joshi World Champion Holly defends
her title against Alicia Gordon. But what
is not yet totally known is the status of
the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championship contenders.
General Celes mentioned that J*NiGHT may get
one more chance to vy for those titles if
Jenny and Kaori impress her enough. So far
this summer, those two have given Celes a
lot of reason to be impressed! As Jenny
won her June Amplitude match against one
of the co-holders of the Tag Championships,
Azumi Oonishi. Also, Jenny and Kaori were
both victorious in their matches at the
LAWL JuLAWLy 4th special. And while LAWL
records aren't officially tallied here,
it's naive to think Celes doesn't watch
how OG-Joshi wrestlers perform in other
feds! Are YOU naive enough to think that!?"

*Jean gives a shocked expression and then laughs it
off as she smiles and waves to the camera*


[MJC:] "I didn't think so! But we have a lot to
get to tonight with four big matches!"


*The camera pans to the AmpliTV as we see 4 matches listed*


-- Natalia Nogaard vs. DARKNESS! Diva
-- Jenna Stone/Lana/Lisa Robinson vs. Patty Sirloin/Jane Dod/Eris Byrne
-- Kat Black vs. Kim Cross
-- Juli Tanaka/Jenny McLanahan vs. Azumi Oonishi/Alicia Gordon--



[MJC:] "We start off tonight's lineup with
a woman making her debut in OG-Joshi,
a woman known only by her name...wait
what ELSE would she be known as?"

*Jean looks around*

[MJC:] "Who writes this stuff!?"

*Jean gets no answer and then looks embarrassed*

[MJC:] "Anyway, a woman known by the name
Natalia Nogaard. She is set to go
up against a woman of ill refute,
and even more ill luck, DARKNESS
Diva. Can Natalia be triumphant
in her first OG-Joshi match!?


(VERY special thanks and appreciation to DragonKin for writing out this first match!)


Match #1: Natalia Nogaard vs. DARKNESS Diva


*We are transported to the arena where we see DARKNESS Diva already
in the ring, getting ready. "Molotov Cocktail Party" by Candysuck hits
the speakers, and Natalia Nogaard makes her way down the ramp and to the
ring. She wipes her feet on the apron and leaps over the top rope,
shaking the hand of referee Fry and takes her position.*

*DING DING DING*

Diva starts out offering a handshake. Natalia looks at her
for a moment, and falls for it accepts the offer only
for Diva to launch a huge slap to the face. Natalia ducks
and hooks her arm... backslide! Two count! Diva's plan very
nearly backfired before the match even got started.

Natalia steps back and grins before launching herself at Diva,
and the two lock up to immediately start trading blows - Diva
with right hands, Natalia with knife-edge chops, until Diva
catching her opponent off guard with a big headbutt, sending her down.

Diva goes on the offensive, taking it to Natalia with headbutts,
punches, a few suplexes and even a backdrop or two until Natalia
reverses an Irish whip attempt, sending Diva into the corner. She
follows up with a running kenka kick, sending Diva staggering out
of the corner, and takes her down with a stepping shotei to the
back of the head.

Natalia goes on the attack, ending up sending Diva's face to meet
the turnbuckle before lifting her onto the top rope, her back to
the ring. Is she going for her Firebomb Drop already? She is!
Maybe Diva anticipated it, but end result is that Diva shifts
halfway through the backdrop, crashing down on top of Natalia
who takes by far the worst part of the fall.

Diva gets to her feet, shaking the cobwebs from her head,
and Natalia seems to be clutching her neck on the mat! Bad landing?
She slowly gets up on one knee, but Diva is already moving...
Dynamite Knee! Diva scrambles for the cover! One! Two! Th-kickout
at the last moment!

Diva brings Natalia to her feet and sends her to the ropes, following...
another Dynamite Knee? Natalia catches the ropes and stops herself
at the last moment, sending Diva crashing to the mat. She gets up...
Jumping neckbreaker by Natalia! She starts running, hitting the far
ropes as Diva sits up, and comes back to deliver a running kick straight
across Diva's face! Switchblade Flash! She gets the cover... One! Two!
Th-no! Referee Fry spots Diva's foot under the bottom rope and stops
the count. Natalia looks at him, holding up three fingers in question,
but Fry responds with two and points to Diva's foot under the rope.

Natalia back to her feet, dragging a dazed-looking Diva with her.
She goes behind, is she looking for her Firebomb Driver? She gets
the waistlock, but Diva stomps down hard on her foot - Dynamite
Crusher! Diva hits the Dynamite Crusher! She scrambles to her feet,
and gets the leg roll clutch... One! Two! Thr-kickout? Three! Talia
had kicked out, but just a moment too late to escape the count!

Diva, almost oblivious to the ring bell, holds up two fingers in
question to Fry, but he holds up three and raises her hand!
DARKNESS Diva gets the pinfall victory against newcomer Natalia Nogaard!



DARKNESS! Diva (O) ["Dynamite Crusher" - 12:35] (X) Natalia Nogaard


*We go back to the studio to see Jean
Carter munching on what looks to be Orochi-O's
trail mix. Time for a tie-in product placement!*

[MJC:] "Know what I simply ADORE about these
new Orochi-O's Trail mix?"

*Silence in the studio and tumbleweed passes by*

[MJC:] "Ahem! It's the VARIETY in each box!
You can pick from so many different
flavors and shapes! That's one of
the best things about OG-Joshi too!
SO many styles of wrestling, so many
shapes of wrestlers, so many different
personalities! If you doubt me, just
check out this next match as we bring
you a big six women tag! So many
different flavors of wrestlers in
one big cherry-lemon looking ring!"

[MJC:] "Also of note is the different stories
that are involved in this match. We
have yet another chapter in the long
running Patty Sirloin/Jenna Stone feud.
During the last Amplitude, we saw Patty
Sirloin work with Yoyo Banzai to hand
Jenna her very first OG-Joshi loss. But
it was a suspect one as it literally took
both Yoyo Banzai and Patty Sirloin at the
same bloody time to hold down Jenna!!"

[MJC:] "In addition to that story, we also have
some hints of a new evil, chaotic alliance
between Eris Byrne and Jane Dod as they
seem poised to meet the long time team
of Lana and Lisa Robinson in future
Voltages! Speaking of future Voltages
and things I already said already...
that's right, I said already TWICE
in one sentence? Got a problem buster?"

*Jean puts up 'her dukes' and begins 'sparring'
like a 1920's boxer, albeit missing a handlebar
mustache and long sideburns...they'd look bad on her*

[MJC:] "As I said! Speaking of future Voltages,
Jenna Stone is set to face Patty Sirloin
at this weekend's Voltage in a "Last Woman
Standing" match! That means that tonight
could be a way for one of these two women
to get an 'unsporting' advantage over the
other in that match by injuring the other
in this one! Or it might mean absolutely
nothing if neither is tagged in! Either
way, we're ready for a ton of different
flavored stories as this match starts now!"


*As the camera is fading to switch to the match,
we see Jean drop the bag of Orochi-O's trail mix
and make a nauseated face as she grabs a bottle
of water and chugs it down, gasping for air*



Match #2: Jenna Stone/Lana/Lisa Robinson vs. Patty Sirloin/Jane Dod/Eris Byrne


(The teams are already in the ring as we start
this cause we really don't need six seperate
entrances when this is write-up ANYWAY, right?

RIGHT? Come on! Be a team player!)


Jenna insists to start out for her team and
demands Patty come out to confront her. But
Patty tells Jenna she's in no position to make
demands and Eris Byrne is chosen to start the
match, to Jenna's dismay. She shows that dismay
by over-powering Eris during a collar and elbow
tie-up and HEAVING her halfway across the ring.
Shit, any higher up and Eris would have gotten
a nosebleed! But Eris, not deterred, decides
to engage Jenna in another tieup, this time
she wisely doesn't try to match power and
maneuvers to a back grapple. But Jenna
throws her over with a judo throw and the
fans are loving this display of power hoss
wrestling by Jenna, who is absolutely pumped
up and pointing her finger at Patty!

Eris confers with her corner but Jenna will
have none of this stalling! She goes over
to Eris and drags her away but doesn't
see the BLIND tag made by Jane Dod!!
Just as Jenna has Eris up in the air for
a press slam, Jane Dod CLIPS her leg out
from under her! Jenna is down, clutching
her leg and Jane and Eris have big smiles
on their faces, though not as big as the
one Patty has on her face, almost one of
RELIEF! Jane and Eris then do a "Double
wishbone" pull to Jenna's legs. Lana
yells for the ref to step in there and
he finally gets Eris to leave, but Jane
has Jenna in a half crab and is really
cinching it in! But, amazingly, Jenna
is now up on her arms (as if doing
push-ups) and is PULLING Jane with her
in the halfcrab over to Jenna's corner!
Jenna tags to Lisa. But Lana doesn't even
WAIT for Lisa to get into the ring and DECKS
Jane from the apron! Jane is knocked off
Jenna and Lisa gets into the ring to start
trading blows! But Jane begs off, and
then THUMBS Lisa in the eye! Jane immediately
tags to Eris who begins peppering Lisa
with various kicks and elbows. which only
serve to wake Lisa up and respond in kind
with punches! We've got a full out stand-up
assault but Patty Sirloin is not happy
with the odds being so even and runs into
the ring to lariat Lisa!! This enrages
Jenna who runs into the ring herself but
Patty has already gone back into her
corner and is taunting her as the ref
sends Jenna out of the ring.

The match settles down a bit now as Jane
and Eris take turns working on Lisa's
leg while the other members of each team
rest. Patty decides to tag in to try to
put away Lisa with power and hits an
impressive array of throws and slams.
After one particularly brutal powerslam,
Lisa can barely get to her feet. Reacting
with a big smile, Patty then begins counting
slowly to 10 while looking at Jenna, no doubt
making it seem as if this is what will happen
during their upcoming "Last Woman standing"
match. But while Patty is distracted, Lisa
NAILS her from behind with a low blow!!
Lisa crawls over to her corner and tags Jenna!
Jenna is in the ring with a downed Patty and
its time for some revenge!! Jenna with a lariat!
Patty goes down! Jenna with a flying shoulder
block! Patty down again! Jenna begins jumping
up and down with excitement as the crowd roars
its approval! Jenna hits a hanging vertical suplex
leaving Patty shocked she was just lifted so
easily! Then Jenna decides to further show off
her power display and goes for a PRESS SLAM
on the MASSIVE Patty Sirloin! And she gets her up!

But wait, here's Jane Dod again...going for
that leg clip just as she did when Eris was
in the press slam! But Jenna sees it coming!

HOLY F'N CRACKERS!! Jenna, while pressing
Patty in the air, JUMPED over Jane Dod's
clip attempt WHILE HOLDING PATTY!! The
fans are chanting "HOLY SHIT" after seeing
a spot so seemingly impossible that if you
hadn't read it here in text form, you'd
ALMOST believe it wasn't possible! ALMOST!

And after Jane looks backwards to see how
she missed, she is greeted by a sight NO
one (besides Mr. Figaro) wants to see! As
Jenna has press slammed Patty right onto
the prone Jane Dod!! The fans are going
crazy at this display of power and athleticism
from Jenna Stone!! Eris jumps onto the floor
and walks around the ring to drag Patty and
Jane outside just to give them a breather...

PLANCHA!!! Plancha by Jenna Stone on all
three!! The crowd can not believe what they
are seeing!! Jenna is the total package here!
And now Jenna is brawling with Patty on the
outside! The two are just going at it with
monstrous punches and even some headbutts!
The two brawl back...towards the ramp to
the dressing room area? What? They actually
disappear through the curtain, but they are
the two legal women in the match!! And the
referee is about to count to 20 when...

The curtain opens and they're ba-? No wait,
it's General Celes! She has come out with
a microphone and a slightly annoyed look:

[Celes:] "Despite the fact that the
two legal women are now counted
out, this match will continue with
the two teams left over! We can hardly
penalize all of you just cause of the
intensity between Jenna and Patty. This
match will continue right now!"


*The four remaining wrestlers get right back into
it, with Lisa as the legal woman again, despite
protests from Lana due to the damage Lisa's leg
had taken. But they fall on the deaf ears, or
likely apathetic ears of the ref, Coach McGuirk,
as he shrugs his shoulders as Lana's complaints
while Eris works on Lisa's leg further. Lana has
not even seen ACTION in this match and you can
tell she's going rabid with anticipation of
getting in the ring!! Eris and Jane are working
on Lisa's leg with surgical precision and it's
unlikely Lisa will be able to hold up for much
longer. Eris has Lisa in the "Touch of Strife"
Cross STF (no relation to Nick Strife...I guess)
and Lisa is looking like she's about to tap. But
Lisa tries muscling her way over to her corner as
Jenna did before. She's not having nearly as much
success but she is getting somewhat across the ring,
until Jane Dod RUNS into the ring to distract the
ref RIGHT BEFORE Lisa is about to tag Lana! The
ref runs to push Jane back onto the apron but totally
misses the tag, and Jane is even saavy enough to
SHOUT to drown out the sound of the tag!! However,
that doesn't stop Lana from going into the ring as
she thinks she is now the legal woman after tagging
Lisa!! She then goes on a RAMPAGE of punches against
Eris and is able to knock Eris off of Lisa to break
up the Cross STF. But Jane points Coach McGuirk over
to the action in the ring, causing him to scold Lana
and send her back to her corner! This distaction is
all Jane needs. She drags both Eris and Lisa towards
her own corner, then gets back to her apron. She then
tags Eris in plain sight of McGuirk and slaps on her
own version of the STF on the badly wounded, immobile
Lisa Robinson! This is too much for Lisa and after
a nominal effort, she finally taps out to Jane.


Patty Sirloin/Jane Dod (O)/Eris Byrne [STF - 22:15] Jenna Stone/Lana/(X) Lisa Robinson


*After the match, Eris and Jane get the hell out
of there to avoid the wrath of the angry Lana. Or
so it would seem...as right after Lana lets her
guard down to check on Lisa, Eris and Jane emerge
out from under the ring and attack her, beating her
down mercilessly until both her and Lisa are unconscious!
Then Eris and Jane raise each other's hand in victory
and exchange comments of mutual admiration! *


*We go back to the studio with Jean Carter.*


[MJC:] "What a match! I can't believe how
well Eris and Jane worked together! But
given both these woman's histories of
shenanigans in a group setting, it isn't
really all THAT shocking. Eris Byrne is
a member of the DI-J faction HAVOC while
Jane Dod is a freaking DOD. Which basically
means she likely pickpocketed her doctor
and nurses right after she was BORN!"

[MJC:] "In any case, I think those cameramen
deserve extra pay for capturing all
that great action!! But I'm being told
now that I am supposed to say that is
not the official opinion of OG-Joshi
and that I am liable for even bringing
it up!! Gotta love our team atmosphere!"

[MJC:] "All kidding aside, I'm in big trouble now."

*Jean frowns and then quickly perks up*

[MJC:] "But one thing that should make me feel
better while I'm answering intrusive
questions from Orochi-O's legal counsel
is that I will have just seen the first
of what will likely be a legendary series
of matches!! That's right, cause our next
match will feature two of the absolute
hottest up and coming wrestlers in
OG-Joshi: Kat Black and Kim Cross.
Both of these women have had huge
victories as of late, especially at
our previous two PPV's. Kat Black has
defeated Crimson Mask twice, including
holding a victory over her in a landmine
death match! Kim Cross has faced another
type of death as she's stared into the
old, weathered Grim Reaper face of Jo Ryder!"

*Jean gets close to the camera*

[MJC:] "Sorry Jo, Kim paid me in sundaes to say that!"

[MJC:] "Kim Cross now holds two victories over the
Pro wrestling LEGEND, Jo Ryder, and those
victories have seemed to make Kim even more
confident. She's directly said that she is
now going straight to the top, but what will
happen when her path crosses with another
star on the meteoric rise, Kat Black!? The
answer to THAT question is coming up NOW!"

[MJC:] "Though I suppose the answer is that they'll
wrestle and one of them will win. But I
assure you that it will be a lot more
exciting watching it then hearing me say it!"

[OrochiGeese]

Match #3: Kat Black vs. Kim Cross


*We get full introductions here, starting
with that of OG-Joshi General Celes, who has
come down to personally watch the action. Next
we see Kat Black walking down the aisle to huge
applause. A couple of fans are wearing shirts
saying: (on the front) "Kat Black IS hardcore"
(on the back) "And so is Mr. Clyde" No doubt
those shirts were sold out of Mr. Figaro's VAN.

Next, "Fuel" hits the speakers as Kim Cross
comes down to ringside with a very proud and
celebratory look. She's still obviously
soaking in all the effects of her victory over
Jo Ryder as she stops to pose with a fan who
has a shirt on that says (front) "Why did Jo
Ryder CROSS the road?" (Back) "Cause Kim threw
her there!" LESS clever then the Kat shirt
but not without an element of truth...and
not without the trademark glossy coating that
Figaro puts on all his shirts to make them "Purty"

The two stand in the middle of the ring as the
referee reads them the rules. They don't break
eye contact but Kim has a smirk in contrast to
Kat's usual stoic glance. The referee tells them
to touch gloves, which they do and this match is...*


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

What the hell?"

*Mr. Figaro comes rushing down to ringside with
a microphone! Both women, including Celes, eye him
with confusion as he then rolls into the ring and
THROWS himself in between Kat and Kim as to stop
any wrestling! The dive was a bit premature as they
were simply in their own corners but if Figaro's
aim was to get attention, he did it in spades.*

[Figaro:] "I can't let you two do this!
It would break up a FAMILY!"


*The bell had already rung before Figaro's
odd intervention and both women are just standing
there confused as to what to do. They finally decide
to just fight AROUND him but Figaro quickly breaks
that up and manages to push Kim against one of the
corners to a) stop her and b) brush his body against
hers. Kat goes to break THAT up, feeling some mercy
for Kim, but Figaro just runs around the ring making
sure they don't lay a hand on each other (despite
the fact he's laid multiple hands on Kim). Finally,
Celes has seen all she can handle and enters the ring.*


[Celes:] "What in the world of ruin are you
doing!? These women are TRYING to
have a wrestling match, Figaro!"

[Figaro:] "Celes, they can't!!

*Figaro has tears in his eyes at this point*

[Figaro:] "If they fight, then we'll split!"

[Celes:] "WHO will split?"

[Figaro:] "The Orochi Army!! Celes, don't
you understand! Kat Black is
Mr. Clyde's LOVE NINJA!! And
Kim is MY sweetheart!"


*Both Kim and Kat look utterly embarrassed at
this point and Kim is considering walloping Figaro
but Celes motions her off for the time being*

[Celes:] "I think there's some evidence
to the contrary here. I am aware
of your um, friendship with Kim
but I think the rumors of Mr.
Clyde and Kat Black being at all
romantically involved are unfounded.

[Figaro:] "You know how shy Clyde is!! Would
he ever admit to being in love!"

[Celes:] "Well...well, no, I suppo-"

[Figaro:] "SEE! Ninja love is FORBIDDEN!!
And we can't put Clyde in this position
of watching his sweet ninja girl fight
MY eternal love muffin! It would tear
us apart! All of us!! Even Geese
would weep chaotic tears!"

[Celes:] "I doubt Geese is all that concerned
with our personal affairs, really..."

[Figaro:] "Then we have to look after ourselves!
Celes, you can't let this match happen!
Clyde and I can't watch our lovers fight
each other to the death! TO THE DEATH!"

[Celes:] "I really don't recall this match
having those express conditions-"

*Figaro grabs her in fear*

[Figaro:] "WE CAN'T CHANCE IT!!"

[Celes:] "Ok, you are likely out of your mind
but I'd rather not do anything to
negatively affect the close ties
of Orochi Army. So I am willing to
put off this match for NOW..."

*Figaro breathes a sigh of relief*

[Celes:] "I said for NOW. Because I want
PROOF that there is something going
on between Mr. Clyde and Kat Black.
If you can't supply me with proof,
then I will simply reschedule this
match. I will NOT pass up on the
huge opportunity this matchup holds
due to the rising status of each
of these women UNLESS I know for
sure that Clyde and Kat are 'involved.'
However, given the secretive nature
of Clyde, I realize it may be hard to
prove such involvement. So you have
until the end of this year. If you
fail to prove that connection to
a degree acceptable to me, then I
will reschedule Kat Black and Kim
Cross for a match at the 12/13 PPV."

*Kim and Kat both shrug and then leave the ring.
Despite almost having a match with each other, they
seem somewhat cordial due to shared frustration*


[Figaro:] "That won't be a problem!! I'll have
them making out in public by next
month, and just to show how much
I'll be devoting to this project,
I'm gonna have KIM help me on this!"

*Kim turns around with a surprised reaction*

[Figaro:] "Yep! Kim and I are gonna show Clyde
that it's OK to be public about love!!
If they follow our example, then..."

[Celes:] "Then Kim will storm out of the arena, angry?"

[Figaro:] "Exactly!! No, I mean, huh!?"

*Figaro turns around and sees Kim storming out
of the arena angry and runs after her shouting
"Kim! Wait! We have to discuss strategy!" Meanwhile,
Celes walks back with a frustrated Kat, who is
protesting the situation to an understanding Celes,
but one who has made up her mind to find the truth,
or at least...to stop Figaro from throwing a tantrum
everytime this match is booked in the future*

*Back to the studio as a shocked Jean is glaring
at the AmpliTron with her mouth agape*


[MJC:] "Uh...not quite the epic match we
expected, eh? But hey, it's not
false advertising if its a free
show, right? RIGHT!? Shit are we
ever in trouble with the FCC. SHIT,
I just said shit!! Oh my!"

*Jean composes herself and continues*

[MJC:] "Well it looks like we better get to
the main event before you guys all
change the channel to "When Barnyard
animals attack felons"...as I hear
they are having their "Moo-cow mauls
Murderers" week which is HOT with the
18-25 demographic. But no, don't
change that channel!!"

[MJC:] "We have a huge main event for you
as two members of HAWT*Wing take
on two members of J*NiGHT! These
four women are no strangers to each
other but they've never faced off
in quite these pairs. However, given
what we saw at the end of the Limit
Break PPV, will Azumi Oonishi be able
to count on her somewhat estranged
stable mate, Alicia Gordon? And how
much emnity is felt between Alicia
and Jenny after the last few months
of competing for the right to wrestle
Holly for the OG-Joshi World Title!?
We're about to find out...noW!"



Match #4: Juli Tanaka/Jenny McLanahan vs. Azumi Oonishi/Alicia Gordon


Juli and Azumi start out for their respective sides
and engage in a quick display of lucha skills, which
Azumi eventually gets the better of. Juli then tags
in Jenny who immediately begins going to work on
Azumi's arm, as she did the previous show. But Azumi
tries to keep the fight on their feet and manages
to do so until Jenny once again is able to keep her
down with various lucha holds that target the arm
and control the body. Alicia gets into the ring to
break the hold up, somewhat uncharacteristically
early for her as it didn't seem Azumi was in any
danger of tapping out since the match is still
young, but I suppose there's something to be said
for being careful!! Jenny, has her OWN things to
say about Alicia's carefulness, but its a much
less friendly term. She then instructs Azumi to
go to her corner and tag in Alicia. Azumi, needing
a bit of a rest after the past few minutes, complies.

Alicia and Jenny have a standoff and are just
raining blows on each other...blows of CRITICISM!
That's right, they're just standing in the ring
having an ole fashioned VERBAL DISAGREEMENT! And
that easily brings the match up like two stars!
(provided the star rating is out of 100)

Finally, Alicia grows tired of the debate and
pushes Jenny back. The crowd "oohs" as Alicia
looks at them patronizingly as if they just
did something more ridiculous then what they
actually did. The crowd is none too pleased
with her reaction...but what we're forgetting
here is Jenny McLanahan's reaction to the push!
As that's a lot more pressing and physical then
the crowd's reaction! Jenny has responded with
chops a blazing and Alicia gets right into it
trading low kics with Jenny's chops! This...
almost looks familiar to any fan who happened
to witness the beginning of a certain Thunder
Strike/Twinky McLanahan match last month, but
I'm sure any similarity is PURE coincidence...

The two finally back off after a second of
intense strikes and then end up showing a bit
more common ground then we thought of these
two warring women! AS BOTH immediately look
to take the other off their feet!! Looks like
they each want to start establishing their
ground game, but they ended up bumping heads
due to the simultaneous thought! However,
whereas Jenny looks a bit stunned by the
accidental, simulatenous headbutt, Alicia
appears energized by it! And she still
has the wherewithall to immediately hit
the rebounded and dazed Jenny with a mid
kick and then an upper roundhouse kick
which sends Jenny hurtling back to her
corner, where Juli decides she better
step back into the match due to the
somewhat glassy look in Jenny's eyes
cause of the head butt and kicks.

Juli comes in but Alicia's will seems
to have been ignited due to that prior
headbutt! As Juli is trying to approach
Alicia but is just getting WHIPPED with
hard roundhouse kicks to the stomach!
Even Azumi is cringing on the outside
due to the audible SLAPPING sounds of
those kicks. Juli is finally able to
block one kick and then jumps in to try
to surprise Alicia with a frankensteiner
but Alicia catches Juli on her shoulders,
then propels her upward in the air! Alicia
immediately steps forward so that she's in
back of a landing Juli and then
BLASTS Juli in the back of the head
with a reverse crescent kick!

Uh oh...Juli looks a bit woozy and pale
from that devestating kick. The ref is
checking with her to see if she's ok and
telling Alicia to back off a bit. Finally,
the ref sends Alicia to her corner where
Azumi is trying to take it down a shade.
Juli says she wants to continue but the ref
isn't too sure...but this is all it takes
for Alicia to try to break away from Azumi
and get back to the match! Azumi tries to
hold her back, pleading with her that Juli
is clearly not ok, but Alicia will hear
nothing of it and then gets right back in
Juli's face! Though to Alicia's credit,
she does wait for Juli to throw the first
punch, which is as weak and slow as it
is telegraphed. Alicia catches it, spins
Juli around and then begins connecting
with her finisher, the Axilicious combo
as both Azumi and Jenny cry out for her
to stop! But before anyone can do anything,
the final axe kick has rained down and
Juli is out cold. The ref stops Alicia
from doing anything futher and immediately
ends the match due to the knocked out Juli.


Alicia Gordon (O)/Azumi Oonishi ["Axelicious" KO - 11:45] (X) Juli Tanaka/Jenny McLanahan


*Jenny and Azumi run into the ring to check
on Juli but Alicia just leaves the ring after
looking on with some degree of scorn at Jenny
and Azumi's shocked and concerned reactions.
Jenny is alternating between attending to Juli
and yelling at Alicia and Azumi because of Alicia.
Finally, Alicia gets a microphone from the arena
floor and addresses those in the ring*


[Alicia:] "People like Holly and Juli Krieger have
preyed on the wrestlers in OG-Joshi for
years now. They did so because they
thought we were weak, and they are RIGHT.
Up til this year, I was weak too. But no longer."

[Alicia] "But I can't say the same about you two,
who are busy criticising me about what
I just did. Newsflash, Juli Tanaka is
an ADULT. That means that if she told
the referee that she was able to continue
the match after that crescent kick, Who
are YOU to question her decision? Huh?
I had enough respect for her fighting
spirit and abilities to continue. But no,
you two expected me to baby her. How
the hell do you expect her or any of
us to be strong enough to take on
someone as ruthless as Holly if we
aren't able to continue a match after
one freaking hard kick!?"


*Alicia rolls her eyes and then points at Jenny*


[Alicia:] "And you know what? It's THAT kind of
attitude that caused you, Jenny, to
lose to Holly at Limit Break. You
had Holly on her last ounce of strength
but you didn't push hard enough!! Every
one was shocked that you got so close to
winning and yet couldn't finish her! I
wasn't shocked. I knew what you had to
do to finish off Holly, and I knew you
didn't have it in you. Why is that? Cause
you were too afraid of her getting HURT
if you pushed her any futher. But you
didn't realize that if Holly gets hurt,
then no one ELSE ever has to. Well, I
know what I have to do against Holly.
And if it means taking her out permanently,
in order to ensure that no one else does,
then I'm prepared to do it. I DESIRE to
do it. But the only way I'm gonna be
physically ready to do that is to give it
my all in every match until then. You
can tell that to Juli when she wakes up.
This wasn't personal, really, this was
for HER eventual protection against Holly."

*Alicia drops the mic and walks out as the
crowd is silent and Jenny is totally shocked,
along with Azumi. The medics have finally
succeeded in helping Juli regain consciousness
though and it looks like she's going to be ok,
if not a bit nauseas and woozy and SORE for
a few days. Jenny, Azumi, and the medics help
Juli Tanaka backstage to a showing of support
by the fans, but Jenny and Azumi look perturbed*

*We go back to the studio*



[MJC:] "Wow, what a match and what intensity
by Alicia Gordon!! I can't believe she
just knocked out yet another wrestler!
And I don't know if I can believe her
justification either! Though it appears
that SHE believed it and that's what
is quite scary! Along with the state
of consciousness she had in the match!"

[MJC:] "Those that would remember the past few
months in regards to Alicia's short and
violent feud with Sandy might be a bit
keyed in to what happened there after
the headbutt. It appears that Alicia's
will and anger is actually spurred by
occasional blows to the head, as we saw
when Alicia invited Sandy to hit her
over the head with a chair! This, in
turn, caused Alicia's anger to rekindle
and she basically smashed a chair down
Sandy's throat! Luckily, no chair was
involved tonight, but it sure seems that
Alicia's warrior side was...to the chagrin
of Jenny and Juli's face. And while Alicia
got the victory for her team, it certainly
appears that Azumi was none too happy with
the fierce, almost excessively violent,
mood Alicia got into and the painful effects
on Juli Tanaka. Not to mention the fact
that Alicia basically ignored Azumi at
the end of the match and wouldn't tag
out to her or even acknowledge her
advice on the outside of the ring!"

[MJC:] "Whoo! Lotta words!! I think you guys
all saw what happened anyway! It
should be interesting to see what
happens at this weekend's Voltage
when Alicia teams up with Dizzy
to face Jenny and Kaori NiGHT! Will
we see a replay of tonight or will
the extremely experienced J*NiGHT
team of Jenny and Kaori put a plan
together to beat the FIRST TIME
tag team pairing of Dizzy and Alicia?
We'll find all that out and more as
Voltage comes to you in just a few
short days. As for now, Amplitude has
been completed to the elder gods liking
and it is time for us to make the final
sacrif- uh...final words of the show!
And those words are uh.."Buy Orochi-O's
and tune in this weekend for Voltage!"

*Jean smiles, kicks her heel up, and then runs
out of the set in an anime-like fashion*



*Fin*