3/18/07 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

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Match #1: Kat Black vs. DARKNESS! Diva

Match #2: Tigress Mask vs. Kim Cross

Match #3: Angelica Hyde vs. Crimson Mask

Match #4: Jenny McLanahan/Kaori NiGHT vs. Holly/Juli Krieger


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*Assorted multicolor pyro goes off as the camera pans around
the arena, making some of you poor motion-sensitive viewers ill!
What a way to start the show! It can only get BETTER from here!*



Mr. Clyde: "Welcome fans to another Voltage, the second
one of 2007. And this is a very special date.."

Mr. Figaro: "Damn right! BOTH of our honeys are in matches
tonight!! I'm hoping for some "Kimpaling"
action and I know you want to give Kat at
LEAST "9 lives" with your ninja love!"

Mr. Clyde: "No, I was referring to the fact that tonight
is the 2 year Anniversary of the Murderers
Row PPV, which was the OG-FPD show that
featured the first ever OG-Joshi match:
the excellent match between Jo Ryder,
Dizzy, and Holly that crowned Dizzy as our
first OG-Joshi Champion."

Mr. Figaro: "Wasn't that also the first night that
OrochiGeese finagled us into commentary!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes..yes it is. Today marks two years since
you began your downward spiral into insanity."

Mr. Figaro: "Woo!! Happy birthday to me!! When's cake time!?"

Mr. Clyde: "After the show...in your own apartment."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh, I get it...I'll be having some Kim cakes!"

Mr. Clyde: "If by "Kim cakes" you mean bruised-"

Mr. Figaro: "Hey now! I already had THAT at the last
show, no need to bring it up again!"

Mr. Clyde: "Sorry, sorry...have those uh, healed yet?"

Mr. Figaro: "Cure 3 took a bit longer then usual for
this ailment...but I used remedy as well."

Mr. Clyde: "Where's X-Zone when we need it..."

Mr. Figaro: "HA-HA! Very funny!! Only thing in the
"zone" tonight will be Kim and I!"

Mr. Clyde: "Tonight Kim has a lot more on her mind
then getting "blitzed" as she has a
very important match. Just one of four
matches signed for tonight. Kim Cross
will face off against Tigress Mask, Kat
Black will face off against DARKNESS!
Diva in a match just signed this week,
Angelica Hyde will face off against
Crimson Mask, and the main event for
tonight will be Jenny McLanahan teaming
with Kaori NiGHT to take on Juli Krieger
and the OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly."

Mr. Figaro: "Whee!! What a packed show! I hear that
General Celes also has an important
announcement to make tonight as well!"

Mr. Clyde: "And she will make that later on. But
we will now get to our first match of
the night. As Kat Bl-"

Mr. Figaro: "Aka Clyde's LOVE MUFFIN!"

Mr. Clyde: "Ninja don't HAVE love muffins..."

Mr. Figaro: "No, no! It makes sense! I have Kim
cakes and you have Kat muffins!"

Mr. Clyde: "How does THAT make any sense at all?
That is one of the most downright
confusing things you've ever said and
you CLEARLY didn't eat dinner before
the show as I told you too!"

Mr. Figaro: "I was in a rush..."

Mr. Clyde: "In any case, don't get crumbs on me
this time. Ninja dry cleaners are
expensive and you have a job to do
besides stuffing your face with wings."

*Mr. Figaro is protesting with a mouth full of hot wings,
no, not HAWT*Wing...the food kind...with the chicken.*


Mr. Clyde: "Maybe its better you eat, actually. That
just means you can talk less."

*More feeble protesting is heard as Figaro starts hiccuping*


Mr. Clyde: "Our FIRST match tonight involves Kat Black
taking on DARKNESS Diva. Diva actually
came to General Celes last week requesting
this match. As some of you will remember,
Kat Black defeated Diva in one of their
first matches in OG-Joshi. And ever since
Diva turned into "DARKNESS" Diva, she has
been trying to avenge her previous failing
efforts. Apparently she believes she is
now ready to face Kat Black. I am not so
sure that is the case as Kat has risen up
the ladder quite quickly due to some very
impressive victories against tough opponents
in both OG-Joshi and LAWL. Meanwhile, DARKNESS
Diva has merely languished while doing nothing
but blame others for her own failures. That is
not the way to be successful. We will see if
Diva brings a new motivation tonight to the match."

Mr. Figaro: "Cut Diva a break, I know you're obviously
biased towards your love kitten muffin..."

Mr. Clyde: "You really need to cut this out..."

Mr. Figaro: "DARKNESS Diva has gone through a lot of
soul searching ever since she turned uh,
"dark" and joined Yoyo Banzai."

Mr. Clyde: "Speaking of which, early medical reports
on Yoyo's condition after the last Voltage
are encouraging. She does not need surgery
for her neck, she just has to go through
rehab. She should be back in action by April."

Mr. Figaro: "And she has been directing Diva on what it
takes to be a winner. Diva seemed more
focused then usual in asking Celes for
the match. So we will see if she can
bring as much skill as she does determination
tonight. Poor girl though...she's up against
Kat who obviously wants to impress you
with her "competitiveness" so that you
two can both "explode your smoke bomb-"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's just get to the match..."



Match #1: Kat Black vs. DARKNESS Diva



Figaro's corner


Mr. Figaro: "Oh, you dog! You can't wait for Voltage
to be over so that you and Kat ca-"

*Mr. Clyde shoves a chicken wing into Figaro's mouth
to shut him up. He protests but then just shrugs his
shoulders and shoves more in as Clyde sighs.*





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Mr. Clyde: "And it looks like DARKNESS Diva still has
a while to go until she can compete on
the level of Kat Black. Kat put here away
quite handily at the end with the "Shadow Plunge"

*Mr. Figaro almost chokes laughing*

Mr. Clyde: "Are you ok?"

Mr. Figaro: "Uh...how can YOU say THAT name of her move
with a straight face!? Or uhh a mostly
calm expression on your masked ninja face!
Isn't the "Shadow Plunge" what you do to her?!"

Mr. Clyde: "...this spoiler section is done, thank you."

Mr. Figaor: "Oh don't be like THAT!! Be proud!! Take
the "Shadow Plunge!" I bet you get her
for the "3 count" after that, eh?"

Mr. Clyde: "Kat wins, Diva loses. Next."

Mr. Figaro: "How about the "Kat Cuddle?"

Mr. Clyde: "NEXT!"





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Mr. Figaro: "Fine fine, you're just way too pent up,
Clyde. You gotta loosen up and not be
so afraid to publicly exclaim your undying love
for Kat..and reveal some hot ninja loooove
positions for us all!! Like the "ASSassin!"

Mr. Clyde: "We have word backstage that "Mean" Jean
Carter has caught up with new OG-Joshi
wrestler, Eris Byrne. Let's go to them."




*Backstage, "Mean" Jean Carter is just approaching a purple haired
woman entering the building. As Jean gets starts talking, the woman
seems to take notice of her for the first time, getting a
vaguely annoyed look on her face.*


Jean: "Jean Carter here, backstage with--"

Woman: "Ugh... you again?"

Jean: "Erm... backstage with Eris Byrne, a newco--"

Eris: "Shut it. Didn't I tell you to get out of my face the
last time you bothered me?"

Jean: "W-well, you were on site at the last Voltage and we
wanted to hear what you talked to General Cel--"

*At this moment, Naomi comes dashing into the scene having spotted
Mean Jean, her voice fading in with a nice Doppler effect."*

Naomi: "HALLO MEAN JEAN! HAVE YOU SEEN KEINA! HILOMI SAID YOU
KNOW WHERE KEINA IS! PREASE TO TELL ME!"

*Eris looks at Naomi in surprise, taking a step away due to the
volume and speed of arrival.*

Eris: "And what the hell are you supposed to be..?"

Naomi: "HALLO! HOW LUDE OF ME! I AM NAOMI AND I ROVE KENTA!
DO YOU ROVE KENTA TOO?! WILL YOU ROVE KENTA WITH US?!
YOU MUST ROVE KENTA WITH US!!! HAVE YOU SE-"


*Eris catches Naomi mid-yell (not that hard, really) with a
slap across the face*

Eris: "Listen up, girly. You shut up and get out of my face,
or I'll beat your face in so bad this Kenta won't even
recognise you. Got it?"

*rather than waiting for an answer, Eris takes the opportunity
while "Mean" Jean is stunned to move on, muttering to herself
as she leaves. Naomi briefly starts to cry until Keina runs
into the scene and puts her hand on her shoulder to comfort her.*

Keina: "NOMI! ARE U OK!?"

Naomi: "...WAHHHH!"

Keina: "SHE DOESNT ROVE KENTA! WE MUST TEACH HER!"

Naomi: "HOW!?"

Keina: "LETS SEE GENERAL CERES AND ASK HER TO HELP!"

*Naomi perks up at this suggestion and the two of them
start running down the hallway while excitedly screaming
"CERES!" at the top of their lungs. Finally, they enter
Celes' office and are preemptively verbally addressed*


Celes: "Ok, I saw, I saw...let's just make this quick.
Naomi...do you want a match with Eris Byrne?"

Naomi: "WHO IS ELIS BLYNE!?"

Celes: *sighs* "Eris Byrne is the one that just slapped you."

Naomi: "OH!! YES!! I MUST TEACH HER TO LESPECT AND ROVE
KENTA LIKE WE DO!! PLEASE TO MAKE MATCH, CERES!"

Celes: "Allright, you get ready for it...preferably in
a place not within earshot of my office."

*Naomi and Keina run to Celes and hug her and then
run out of the office as Celes recovers from the ordeal.*



Mr. Clyde: "And it looks like we now have another
match for tonight. This should be quite
interesting as Eris may have caught Naomi
and KENTA! Army with a more motivated spirit
then ever before. We heard from them a few
weeks ago and they have actually said that
they intend to go UNDEFEATED in their matches
in order to have General Celes and OrochiGeese
reinstate their hero, KENTA. Their reasoning,
if you can use that word in the same sentence
as "KENTA! Army", is that KENTA is such a
great asset and motivator for OG-FPD that
just the thought of bringing him back can
lead them to victory in every match."

Mr. Figaro: "And Eris Byrne certainly gave Naomi some
EXTRA motivation to win this match. I
gotta say though, while I didn't like
watching Eris slapping and leaving a
mark on Naomi's soft, young skin...."

Mr. Clyde: "Yes? You were saying?"

Mr. Figaro: "Soft........."

Mr. Clyde: "SNAP OUT OF IT!"

Mr. Figaro: "I DO like seeing Eris' attitude of
taking control since she has debuted
on Voltage. She is not letting anyone
get in her way or waste her time. And
that's what you gotta do here when there
is so much competition to face to climb
the ladder. Eris is new and wants to prove
herself and I think she just created an
opportunity for herself to do it tonight."

Mr. Clyde: "There are ways to do that other then
slapping around innocent KENTA! Army
girls. Eris could have made a challenge
to her in a more civil way."

Mr. Figaro: "Yes, but this was more fun for her!"

Mr. Clyde: "Touche..."

Mr. Figaro: "So you think Naomi can beat this Eris?"

Mr. Clyde: "I saw Eris Byrne wrestle for the first time
at last weekend's Dragon Isle Show. And she
was quite impressive in her match."


joshi.dragonisle.org/shows/2007DTF/


Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, I'm totally sure you had your eyes
FIRMLY on Ninja Isle last weekend!! Meanwhile,
I saw Naomi on the internet last weekend..."

Mr. Clyde: "I HOPE you are referring to their website..."

Mr. Figaro: "Sure sure, this one, right?"


kentaarmy.orochios.com/


Mr. Clyde: "Yes...and ONLY that one, I hope."

Mr. Figaro: "Uh...sure! But I also saw that Ninja Isle
show and I think Eris is extremely talented.
But during the previous Voltage, we saw
what the usual docile KENTA! Army members
can do when highly motivated. Keina actually
pushed Holly to the limit for her Title
during last show's main event. Or if
not to the limit, at least WELL beyond
what Holly would have expected from Keina."

Mr. Clyde: "That is a good point. And we have seen Naomi
to have roughly equivalent skills to Keina,
so Eris may have to work very hard tonight
to secure a victory against a Naomi who
expects to stay undefeated for KENTA."

Mr. Figaro: "Does laying on a bed face up for more
then 3 seconds count as being "defeated?"

Mr. Clyde: "That sounds like a question that you
can ask the judge..."

Mr. Figaro: "Ok, I retract the question..."

Mr. Clyde: "Good move. And now it is time for the
impromptu match of the evening, Naomi
of KENTA! Army vs. the debuting Eris Byrne."




Match #2: Naomi vs. Eris Byrne




Figaro's corner


Mr. Figaro: "Naomi is gonna try to make Eris BURN with
KENTA love! Get it!? Get it!? Eris's last
name sounds like BURN!!"

Mr. Clyde: "A brilliant joke that works on all levels..."

Mr. Figaro: "Yes!"

Mr. Clyde: "...to struggling mental patients around the world."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey, an audience is an audience!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well played."







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Mr Clyde: "What a hard fought match from both women,
going over 20 minutes and bringing out
some of the more desperate moves of each.
But, in the end, it was newcomer Eris
Byrne who got the win with her Chaos Driver"

Mr. Figaro: "Wow...Geese is gonna take a liking to HER!"

Mr. Clyde: "With the performance we just saw, I'm sure he will."

Mr. Figaro: "But we can't sell sweet Naomi short either!"

Mr. Clyde: "I never saw Naomi fight harder then she
did in that match. And while her undefeated
streak wasn't actually started..."

Mr. Figaro: "Meaning it didn't end!! She still has it!"

Mr. Clyde: "While her streak
didn't start, she certainly
did show how KENTA inspired her. I never
thought we'd see a match like that come
out of calm, timid Naomi. She really wants
KENTA back and is prepared to make it happen."

Mr. Figaro: "But newcomer Eris Byrne was quite impressive
in weathering the KENTA! storm. She had
poise and used a number of impressive moves,
including her RavenStone finisher, during
the match. I am sure that move would have
won had the referee been a bit closer. I
can't blame McGuirk for wanting to check
out the girls from different angles though."

Mr. Clyde: "Both wrestlers have a lot to be proud of from
this match and I am looking forward to seeing
more in ring action from Eris. I am just hoping
she is a bit less impatient with other wrestlers
while meeting them outside the ring."

Mr. Figaro: "I told ya Clyde, Eris has a "take control"
attitude and you can't seperate her in ring
intensity from her out of ring impatience
with those that get in her way. And tonight
we started to see just how well rounded and
resilient she is in the ring. I like this chick!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure she'll be happy to hear it."






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[OrochiGeese]

*The Orochi-Tron turns on and we see General Celes
sitting at a desk waiting to address us.*


Celes: "Greetings. I have two short announcements to make.
First, as a matter of housekeeping, OG-Joshi has
switched to a new website. We encourage our fans to
keep up with it as any major announcements as well
as messages from your favorite, and not so favorite,
wrestlers as they are regularly added to the site."

ogjoshi.proboards55.com


Celes: "Secondly, due to the growth of the OG-Joshi roster,
we have decided to add a second show to focus
on some of the newer OG-Joshi talent. We will be
calling this new show "Amplitude" and it will
air starting March 25th. The matches will be taped
in front of an arena audience and will be presented
all together from the Orochi-O's studio. We have
already announced the matches for the March 25th and
future "Amplitudes", along with future Voltages, here:


ogjoshi.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=schedules


Celes: "OG-Joshi thanks you for tuning in to Voltage
and we hope you are enjoying the show."


*The Orochi Tron video fades and we go back to the announcers*



Mr. Figaro: "Hey! A new OG-Joshi show! More Joshi bodies!"

Mr. Clyde: "The first "Amplitudes" , looks to be an exciting
show too. You will certainly enjoy it, Figaro."

Mr. Figaro: "Damn right I will! More OG-Joshi!"

Mr. Clyde: "Not just that, but here are the matches:
Keina vs. Sandy Morton, the Reed Sisters
vs. Hiromi and Naomi...and Lisa Robinson
vs. *Clyde pauses* Patty Sirloin."

*Mr. Figaro almost falls out of his seat*

Mr. Figaro: "Patty!? My darling Patty is back!! Oh
thank Odin for "Amplitudes" ,!! Now OG-Joshi
is finally big enough to regularly handle the
massive delectableness of Patty Sirloin!"

Mr. Clyde: ""Amplitudes" should be a great chance for
new and existing OG-Joshi talent to
create opportunities to shine."

Mr. Figaro: "Patty will have some more exposure! Yum!"

Mr. Clyde: "But seeing as we are a few weeks away
from"Amplitudes" , and STILL have three
exciting matches left tonight, it will
do us well to get back to the show."

Mr. Figaro: "Who's next!? Please let it be..."

Mr. Clyde: "I suppose that after what you went
through last show, it's only fair
you get this enjoyment...so after
seeing Naomi and hearing about
Patty Sirloin, now you get to watch.."

Mr. Figaro: "KIMMMMMMM! KIM CROSS IS IN DA HIZZOUSE!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure that's not how SHE would put it..."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh believe me, I'm still trying to find
out how and where she would put..."

Mr. Clyde: "AHEM! Kim Cross will be squaring off
against her nemesis of the last few
months, Tigress Mask. These two
crossed paths for the first time last
year when Tigress was the guest on
Kim's "Truths and Assumpions Show."

Mr. Figaro: "There, Tigress had the GALL to get
angry at Kim for Kim's helpful advice!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kim insulted Tigress by telling her
that her career STALLED and that
Tigress was a loser. I think that
warranted Tigress' anger. At that
point, the two began fighting and
had to be seperated by security."

Mr. Figaro: "Tigress was crazy! Kim told me that
she feared for her clothing!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure she said that to YOU, of all people.."

Mr. Figaro: "But meanwhile, it was Kim and Yoyo's team
last show that beat Tigress and Lana! So
it looks like Kim is in good shape against
Tigress Mask and will beat her tonight!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kim's team might have won, but Tigress
looked extremely impressive against
both Kim and Yoyo. A singles match
against Tigress is certainly a different
story then last show, especially considering
it was Yoyo Banzai who got the win for their
team during that match, not Kim."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim was the leader of that team, CLEARLY.
She was shouting instructions to Yoyo,
WINNING instructions!"

Mr. Clyde: "Like?"

Mr. Figaro: "Like yelling: "WIN!" to Yoyo. And she did!
That makes Kim almost as good a coach
as OrochiGeese was to Johnny Wang a
few months ago...but Kim has a better rack."

Mr. Clyde: "I think we'd all be more comfortable not
even acknowledging the need for such a
comparison. But yes, she does."

Mr. Figaro: "Shhh, don't make Kat upset!"

Mr. Clyde: "I don't think she would be upset knowing
I agreed that Kim's ra...wait a second,
why the hell am I even answering this!"

Mr. Figaro: "Heehee!" *Figaro cracks up*

Mr. Clyde: "Getting back to more serious matters,
Tigress Mask is ready to show that she
is in for a motivated 2007 and can beat
Kim Cross. And she's certainly here to
punish Kim for alleging such offensive
things about Tigress during the T*A show."

Mr. Figaro: "Would you say Kat has a better rack then..."

Mr. Clyde: "Also of note tonight is that there is
someone special in the crowd. None other
then OG-Joshi wrestling legend Jo Ryder
is here tonight, with Eddie Swan, watching
the show. And I have heard rumors that
Jo is here to watch Kim Cross. As some
of you may have seen, Jo and Kim had a bit
of an unpleasant run-in with each other
at the LAWLiday 2007 show. Though THAT
was actually caused by Mr. Figaro needing to
jump Eddie Swan backstage, after Figaro
'saved' Kim Cross from the forces of LMAO."

Mr. Figaro: "I was her knight in shining armor, damnit!
And i also wanted to make sure she was
safe from that pissant Eddie Swan!! He
didn't belong there and he was a threat
to me, Kim, and the entire WORLD!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well, in any case, your quarreling with
Swan resulted in Kim and Jo chiding
each other about putting a stop to your
shenanigans. And the insults just got
more heated as Kim called Jo Ryder, and
I quote. "a bloody colonial" and an "old
lemon." Jo Ryder did not take to that well."

Mr. Figaro: "NO doubt! She got SERVED up a hot diss by Kim!"

Mr. Clyde: "That's almost as unintelligible as what Kim said..."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim and I have that bond!" *Figaro smiles longingly*

Mr. Clyde: "Jo displayed her usual poise in leaving before
the situation became physical between her and
Kim, but its clear that Kim rubbed her the
wrong way. So tonight Jo wants to see just what
the fuss is all about with Kim Cross."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim Cross is the fastest rising star EVER,
even faster then...then GUMBY!"

Mr. Clyde: "Hard to dispute such a researched claim..."

Mr. Figaro: "Jo Ryder better recognize that Kim Cross is
the new face of technical wrestling, suplexes,
and submissions in OG-Joshi. And she's gonna
prove it again tonight as she takes APART
Tigress Mask and soundly defeats her!"

Mr. Clyde: "If its submissions Kim displays, its
submissions she will have to fight off
from Tigress Mask. Tigress Mask is as,
if not more, dangerous on the ground then
Kim Cross. Or at least we will find out
who has the edge after their match."

Mr. Figaro: "Trust me...Kim is MUCH more skilled
on the ground...on the bottom...on top..."

Mr. Clyde: "Both women have their own unique talents
in addition to a shared focus on submissions.
Kim is an expert at suplexes and throws
along with being a highly competent striker.
Tigress Mask is an expert of a high
flying, fast paced wrestling style and also
relies on a variety of impressive kicks."

Mr. Figaro: "They each have a range of talents, no doubt."

Mr. Clyde: "Indeed, it was the first OG-Joshi Champion,
and current half of the Tag Team Champions,
Dizzy, who hand picked Tigress Mask as a
sparring partner and opponent to learn
about facing a submission heavy fighter.
Tigress is very highly respected in OG-Joshi
due to her abilities and accomplishments. She
was the winner of the Kaori NiGHT Invitational
Tournament in 2005 and remains a competitive
threat to anyone she gets in the ring with."

Mr. Figaro: "Well Kim Cross has been nothing BUT impressive
in her time in OG-Joshi. Beating Lana two
matches to one, culminating in an excellent
victory at the Unleashed PPV. Kim has
the kind of momentum that makes physics
get all hot with energy and excitement!"

Mr. Clyde: "I see..."

Mr. Figaro: "Chemistry too! ESPECIALLY biology though!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let us please get to the match and see
just what two of the best competitors have
to show us in the study of WRESTLING."

Mr. Figaro: "Can we learn some home economics afterwards?
Because I finished all my chicken wings
and want to make myself a souffle."

Mr. Clyde: "Unless we want a 5 alarm fire, I suggest
you just grab a bag of chips."

Mr. Figaro: "Ok, but chip souffles don't come out
as fluffy as other ones..."

Mr. Clyde: "Time to get to the match. NOW."




Match #3: Tigress Mask vs. Kim Cross



Figaro's corner


Mr. Figaro: "I'm gonna put my food away now cause
I need my hands free for this match."

Mr. Clyde: "Put your hands on the desk immediately
and keep them there at all times with
your lower extremities under the desk
and INSIDE your clothing. Failure to
follow those guidelines will result
in immediate ninja sword use."

Mr. Figaro: "A little late to use your 'ninja sword,'
don't you think? Kat's match was a while ago!"

Mr. Clyde: "*Sighs* The longer you joke
around, the longer it will take to see Kim."

Mr. Figaro: "Whoops!! Ok, I'm quiet!"








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Mr. Figaro: "KIMPALER DDT!! Kim Cross wins!! New Champion!"

Mr. Clyde: "No OG-Joshi Title was on the line..."

Mr. Figaro: "NEW CHAMPION OF THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE IN THE CROWD!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kim Cross won an impressive match against Tigress
Mask. At the end, Kim showed her resiliency by
getting up right in time as Tigress was running
towards her full steam. Tigress was able to stop herself
but did not have the total balance she needed to
fend off one of Kim's specialties, the Kimpaler DDT."

Mr. Figaro: "KIMPALER DDT! KIM WINS! WIN KIM! A VOTE FOR
KIM IS A VOTE FOR WIN!! KIM CROSS 2008!!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think it is important to mention that Kim's
victory here did not justify what she said to
Tigress Mask at the "T&A" show. All it did was
prove that Kim is to be considered a very
serious contender here in OG-Joshi, one who is
rising through the ranks quickly and skillfully.
Regardless of your hysterics, I am quite impressed
with Kim Cross' abilities and I do wonder what
Jo Ryder's reaction to this match has been,
given their past confrontation at LAWLiday."

Mr. Figaro: "If it's anything like my reaction, she'll need
a bunch of tissues..."

Mr. Clyde: "How the hell? Your hands were..."

Mr. Figaro: "FOR MY EYES!! I am so happy about
Kim's victory that my eyes are tearing
with pure joy and carnal desire!"

Mr. Clyde: "Fine...I'll get them for you. Just don't
stand up...for the next 20 minutes."

Mr. Figaro: "I'd knock the desk over..."






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*Mr. Clyde goes to get some tissues for Mr. Figaro. Meanwhile,
Kim Cross walks back up the entryway and manages to see Jo Ryder
in the crowd. She smirks at her, engages in a brief staredown,
then quickly "hmmphs", turns her nose up in the air, and leaves*


*We go to a quick commercial advertising the VWA promotion!*
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Mr. Figaro: "Mr. Clyde isn't back yet but I am getting word
that there is STUFF happening backstage that
we want to check out!! Usually Clyde makes
these calls and is a bit more specific but
MY EYES ARE MOIST THANKS TO KIM!! So just watch!"



*we go backstage, to a locker room. Angelica Hyde is
talking to her brother Jason*

Angelica: Stop worrying, bro. I'm gonna be fine.

Jason: I know, sis... just promise me you'll be on your toes. You know
you won't be 100% after that match you had with the Jiminez girls last
week. And you've seen what that masked weirdo did to her earlier
targets, and what she tried to do to Kat. And what she might have done
to you if I hadn't been there last time...

Angelica: I'm fine. Lyn's fine too, more or less... she's a bit banged
up and won't be able to come down to ringside with me, but she's not
too hurt. I can deal with Crimson Mask...

Jason: ... Fine, sis. I wasn't saying you should throw out the match,
you can still beat her. I'm just saying be careful so you won't get
cut, or burned... And if she pulls out a voodoo doll, you swipe it
before she gets the needles!

Angelica: *grins slightly* Yeah, yeah. I get it, bro...

Jason: Seriously though, sis. I got into enough trouble last time for
jumping that guardrail and saving your ass from being toasted. This
time I'll do it by the book and come down to the ring with you. How's
that sound? I'll be there, within the rules, and I'll watch your back
for when the Masked Marvel gets pissed at you for beating her and
brings out the cutlery set.

Angelica: Sounds good... OG was pretty furious about the whole 'crowd
jumping' thing, and annoying him further doesn't seem like a good idea.
It'll be good to have you in my corner, bro... but now you need to get
out of here so I can get warmed up for the match.

Jason: Okay... seeya, sis.

*Jason leaves the room, and we head back to ringside*




Mr. Figaro: "Angelica Hyde will be taking on Crimson Mask.
And as we noted earlier, this match is due to
what happened at the 3 Year Anniversary PPV."

Mr. Clyde: "Once Kat Black defeated Crimson Mask,
Crimson attacked her after the match but
Angelica Hyde rescued Kat. However, the
rescue fell somewhat short due to Crimson
blinding Angelica and assaulting her in
the corner. Crimson then attempted to hit
Angelica with what appeared to be a fireball,
emanating from her mouth-"

Mr. Figaro: "Unlike where Sandy Morton has the burning..."

Mr. Clyde: "But Angelica was saved from the fireball
by her brother Jason who had hopped the
railing and dragged her out of the ring
just in the nick of time. Jason had been
in the crowd as an audience member. And that
is the main reason Jason is here tonight, to
make sure that Crimson doesn't try to
attempt such a heinous act again."

Mr. Figaro: "Crimson is coming to the ring and again
we are "treated" to the same type of
chilling entrance that we saw before at
her previous match. She's paying specific
attention to anyone that flinches as she
walks by, which is practically everyone
with a SOUL. She's in the ring now and
here comes Angelica Hyde...accompanied
by her brother Jason. They're coming
down the ramp, have now reached ringside,
*Figaro looks at his watch (which has
a cartoon chocobo on it)* I'm just
waiting for...any second now-"

*The first note of "Seized by Fury" hits the speakers*

Mr. Figaro: "There it is!"


*An angry looking OrochiGeese storms down the ramp with
security guards flanking him. He has a microphone and
immediately points to Jason Hyde.*


OG: "Remove that man from the premises. I have
already warned him that he is not welcome
here. I don't care for his little tricks."

*Security shuffles over to Jason and grabs his arms
from behind. A few of the men form a wall between Jason
and Angelica. Once Jason is held, OG comes over and gets
right in his face with the microphone*

OG: "Boy...I don't think you realize who you
are dealing with. When I say someone
is not to come to this arena, You are NOT
to come to this arena!! It makes no f'n
difference if you are a paying member of
the audience or if you are attempting to
'second' a contracted wrestler. You interfered
in the biggest show in the history of OG-Joshi
and you are barred from here as a result. That
is MY proclamation and it is LAW here. If you
dare try a similar stunt again, I will be FAR
less kind. Had it not been for the fact that
General Celes respects your sister Angelica,
nothing would be keeping me from breaking both
your legs, ENSURING that you do not return here."

*OG softly slaps Jason on the face in a patronizing manner*

OG: "Do enjoy your final moments in the arena as
security gives you the "guided tour" to the exit."

*The security team drags Jason away as he mouths "Be careful"
to Angelica. OG laughs and goes backstage as well.*


Mr. Clyde: "Looks like we got our answer. And now
Angelica Hyde will be forced to go it
along against the woman I believe to be
the most violent force we have ever seen."

Mr. Figaro: "Angelica is a supremely talented wrestler
as is Kat Black. Kat was able to defeat
Crimson Mask but the key is SURVIVING her."

Mr. Clyde: "ANd Angelica will have added incentive to
defeat and immobilize her after what Crimson
tried to do to her last time they met. The
question is what will we see out of Crimson
THIS time. This is only her second official
match in OG-Joshi and her wrestling style is
still very much a mystery. The only constant
is her lust for violence and blood. A lust
that appears to give her a sense of victory
whether she wins or loses a match. That is
what makes her so dangerous. The "fight"
with Crimson isn't over until you are safely
out of the arena and...and until she's locked
up somewhere securely with padded walls."

Mr. Figaro: "And that's coming from someone who sits
next to me on a regular basis!"

Mr. Clyde: "It is no lie that General Celes respects
Angelica Hyde for her attitude and in
ring abilities. I do as well and hope
that she is victorious and safe against
Crimson Mask. But hope is no match for
reality so let us see what goes down."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh man...that was BEAUTIFUL, Clyde! I
love those "ninja lines" of yours!!
You should put that on a greeting card!"

Mr. Clyde: "Time for the match..."


Match #4: Angelica Hyde vs. Crimson Mask



Figaro's corner


Mr. Figaro: "So if hope is no match for reality,
is speculation a match for perception?"

Mr. Clyde: "Uh..."

Mr. Figaro: "Good, now that I have you trapped in
ninja philosophy, I LOVE YOU KIM!!!!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's just go with that and get to the match."








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Mr. Clyde: "Angelica Hyde wins a very hard fought match
after 18 minutes of fighting back against
Crimson's brutality. Finally Angelica lurs
Crimson Mask into the middle of the ring
and hits that "Halo Bomb" finisher of hers."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm tellin you Clyde, Crimson Mask didn't
even LOOK like she was interested in
winning, she just wanted to MAIM Angelica.
Especially after Angelica showed that she
wasn't going down for a loss either. I
think Crimson Mask just decided to start
punishing her with pure violence. I still
think General Celes should bar her from
competing here. I love a good aggressive
fighter, but Crimson goes well beyond that
motivation into violence for violence sake."

Mr. Clyde: "I tend to agree with you here and am glad
that Angelica Hyde is victorious. She has
been so impressive both in OG-Joshi and
in LAWL ever since she came back to the
states last year. And this was quit-"

Mr. Figaro: "OH NO!!"


*As Angelica is attempting to leave the ring, Crimson
Mask uses her remaining energy to hit a low dropkick to
the back of Angelica's knee. Angelica is knocked off her
feet and Crimson immediately pounces on her with punches,
MONGORIAN CHOPS, and elbows. She even takes out her
sickle and tries to rip Angelica's mask off but gets
frustrated as Angelica tries to fight her off. Finally
Crimson reaches into her pocket for a handful of something
and throws it in Angelica's eyes.*

Mr. Figaro: "She did it again! She threw that powder
into Angelica's eyes!! That...that same
powder Crimson Mask used to blow the
fireball! What kind of lunatic carries
gunpowder in their pocket! Porno, yes!
But gunpowder is just insane, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "Some wrestlers blind their opponents
with salt...but Crimson Mask wouldn't
settle for that cause she wants that
gunpowder for her fireballs."


*Crimson Mask picks Angelica up, who is struggling
to clear her eyes and fight back, and brings her into
the corner. Crimson hits her with a big lariat, leaving
Angelica prone. Crimson backs up and then-*


Mr. Figaro: "It's Clyde's hero!! Kat Black!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kat Black has just run down to ringside.
But will she make it in time?"

*Crimson Mask looks at her, laughs, and then blows
a fireball right in Angelica's face right as Kat
is sliding into the ring! Angelica goes down in a
heap of flames and smoke as Kat manages to first
dropkick Crimson out of the ring, and then runs over
to help Angelica put out the flames. Security runs
down (busy night for them) but Crimson jumps the
crowd barrier and manages to escape.*


Mr. Clyde: "Angelica is luckily protected somewhat
by her mask...which is why Crimson Mask
tried to rip it open, originally. But
there is no way that Angelica isn't still
hurt and shaken up by that fireball!! I
don't even know what would have happened
if Kat hadn't showed up. Angelica was
completely immobilized and would have
gotten even more so after that flame attack."

Mr. Figaro: "Kat is helping Angelica up...DAMN!
The front of Angelica's mask is
completely charred and brown. Some of
it is ripped too. I don't know how
much of that flame seared her flesh,
but she appears to be able to walk."

Mr. Clyde: "This is what we meant before. Just because
Angelica won the match doesn't mean she
walked away from the battle victorious.
She outwrestled Crimson Mask, but she
wasn't able to fight off the violence,
at least not alone. Kat Black just saved
her in ways that its best not to think of."

Mr. Figaro: "Something has to be done about Crimson Mask.
"As long as she's here, EVERYONE is at risk
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[OrochiGeese]

*The fans begin chanting in favor of Kat Black and Angelica
Hyde as Kat helps Angelica walk backstage. When the cheering
subsides, a few of them begin booing Crimson Mask. But then,
something odd happens. As some other fans start booing louder
then those booing Crimson Mask, and start booing OrochiGeese."


Mr. Figaro: "HEY! Stop that!! What the hell do they
think they're doing! Geese paid millions
of dollars to put on this show to entertain
them and THIS is how they respond!?
Ungrateful CHARLATANS they be!"

Mr. Clyde: "Do you always speak in pirate talk when
you're angry, or is this just a new thing?"

Mr. Figaro: "ARR!! Those fans make me mad! Stop booing Geese!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well...an argument could be made here that
Geese was indirectly responsible for what
we just saw. Clearly he is not a fan of
Crimson Mask, we know that he and General
Celes have still been working to control
her and figure out why she is as violent
as she is. But Geese throwing Jason out
of the arena...when he knew Angelica was
up against Crimson..."

Mr. Figaro: "Bah, it's not Geese's fault, Angelica
was able to BEAT Crimson after all.
It's not like she was helpless."

Mr. Clyde: "I'm not saying I blame Geese for what
we just saw. Just that others often do blame
him for ALL the repurcussions of his actions,
and see him as the devious mastermind behind
everything that goes wrong for them."

Mr. Figaro: "Geese gets blamed for way too much, Clyde.
Geese IS a brilliant man but that alone doesn't
mean he is interested in trying to cause
EVERY single result of everything he does.
You all have to remember something about
him. He doesn't bother with anyone who
isn't in his way. For every guy he
spikes through a table, there are like
hundreds of wrestlers and businessman that
he doesn't feel the need to affect. He
gets a bum rap, he really isn't that bad
a guy! Violent? Yes. Fueled by his own
visions of success? Yes. Fueled by chaos
to pursue his desires at any cost? Yes.
But the thing is that it's straight forward!
He always gives his enemies notice! If you
get in his way, you get crushed. There aren't
any surprises with him. It's just a matter of
how fast and violently he'll crush you! But
he lets you know from the start you're screwed,
and that, to me, makes him a stand-up guy!
I dare say he's the best guy in the world
and I'd invite him to my birthday party
at the bowling alley if they allowed me back!"

Mr. Clyde: "I told you not to THROW those balls at the pins..."



*The entire Voltage broadcast feed is suddenly interrupted by static.





*When the live feed is restored, we see a masked man in
camouflage gear standing in the middle of the ring.*


Mr. Figaro: "Oh bloody criminy! Not THAT guy again!! What is he
doing here!? I bet he's behind the feed interruption"

Mr. Clyde: "Brilliant deduction, Captain Long John Silverpants..."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, I don't know what this guy plans to do NOW,
cause he just put himself in the most vulnerable
position he could have. Last show, he ran out of
the arena, running for his very LIFE from his just
pursuer, OrochiGeese. Why did this guy run then
but yet now decides to stand calmly in the ring?"

Mr. Clyde: "I do not know the answer to that question, but
I am sure a certain someone backstage is coming
to find that out. Through any means necessary."

Mr. Figaro: "Damn...it's a busy night for Geese and security!
He just came down here 15 minutes ago to throw
Jason out! Now Geese has to deal with this guy!?"


*"Seized with Fury" hits the speakers as an angry OrochiGeese
comes storming to ringside. He grabs a microphone and steps
into the ring, where he then stands toe to toe with the camo man.*


OrochiGeese: "The only reason you have survived THIS long is
because I want to know your motives: And it is
doubtful that your vocal chords will work after
what I plan to do to you. I know you were
responsible for that "incident" last show..."

*CamoMan speaks into OG's microphone*

CamoMan: "The one where I outed your dishonesty to the fans?"

OG pulls his microphone back*


OrochiGeese: "The one where you ALTERED video tape to make
it SEEM I was lying! That is a litigable offence,
presenting me in a false light like that!"

*The crowd boos Geese*

OrochiGeese: "What I want to know is if you were the same
man responsible for other technical sabotage
for the last few months...and WHY!"

CamoMan: "You don't appear to enjoy having your past
put into the public light, huh, Bolt?"


*OG winces and then goes to grab Camo Man by the arm, but Camo
Man shakes Geese off and pushes him back. Looking even angrier
then before, OG begins charging the camo man...until camo man
quickly removes his camo mask...stopping OG dead in his tracks.
OG looks at the blonde man in total shock and amazement.*


OG: "YOU!? What are YOU doing here!? When did
you get back to the United States!?"


Mr. Clyde: "That...that guy looks familiar, I could have
sworn I've seen him before somewhere."


*The look of shock on OG's face is replaced by a confused smile.
He approaches the camo man and shakes his hand, though the
camo man does not do much to help out in that endeavour.*


OG: *Smiling* "I...can't believe YOU are behind this! NOW
I see this has all clearly been a practical
joke! A brilliant one at that! But why...
why didn't you just tell me you were back?
Hell, someone get my associate a microphone!"



Mr. Clyde: "It appears things have taken a docile turn."

Mr. Figaro: "I haven't seen OrochiGeese this jovial in a while."


*A ring side attendant passes a mic to CamoMan (don't worry,
I won't be calling him that for much longer, stay with me!).*


OG: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all
you to a long time ally of mine. This is...
Thunder Strike."


Mr. Figaro: "THUNDER STRIKE!? Wasn't HE a wrestler in the
Valiant Wrestling Alliance last summer?"

Mr. Clyde: "Technically, yes. But that was really just
part of the Wrestle Wars movie. I wasn't aware
that he and OrochiGeese knew each other. Come
to think of it, I'm not entirely sure that
OrochiGeese even SAW the Wrestle Wars movie.
So everything Thunder Strike did in the last
year is possibly totally unknown to Geese."



Thunder Strike: "Should I be honored or surprised that you
actually remember me, Geese?"

OG: "Oh please...*OG grins*, how could I forget
my long time FRIEND!? After all, we were
multitime Tag Champions with the Universal
Battle League and we fought alongside each
other for years! A better ally one can not have!"

Thunder Strike: "Then why are we are on different sides NOW?"

*OG looks confused and cracks a nervous smile*

OG: "What are you talking about? I hold no ill will
towards YOU! You know you could have contacted
me as soon as you came back to the states. Do
you need work? I'd be happy to set you up with
a high paying fluff job at Orochi-O's..."

Thunder: "Your power and influence has risen, there is no
doubt about that. I clearly remember that, before
you left Japan to join GWF, you vowed to me that
you would become a big shot in the United States."

OG: "Ahh, that was a while ago, was it not? Now it is
five years later and I am the multibillionaire
owner of two wrestling federations and a cereal
company. I have come a long way from the Universal
Battle League, just like I said I would."

Thunder: "And an even LONGER way from your noble days as Bolt."

*OG again looks confused and a bit stressed*


OG: "...what exactly are you getting at?"

Thunder: "Geese, I've seen what you have acquired."

*Thunder Strike points all over the arena and to Geese's expensive suit*

Thunder: "But I have also seen HOW you have earned it. You
have gone about it all in the wrong way. Ever
since you turned against the fans and fellow
wrestlers in late 2005, you began breaking every
rule that Bolt lived by. Bolt competed with hono-"

OG: "Oh you CAN'T be serious! You know as well as
I do what combat is all about. You used to be a
military special forces member! Are you telling
me that everything YOU have done was "with honor!?"

Thunder: "I have made my mistakes and paid for them. But
more importantly, I have LEARNED from them. And
you have gone down the wrong path for too long."

OG: "But you don't get to lecture me! And certainly
not until you have matched my achievements: Beating
the opponents I have, winning the respect I have!"

Thunder: "Respect? Who among the people in this arena
besides your own underlings actually RESPECT you?"

OG: "Even better then respect..people FEAR me. When I pass
by, they don't just walk in an opposite direction,
they RUN and pray for their meaningless lives!"

Thunder: "It doesn't take skill to earn someone's fear.
You simply became a megalomaniac that would
accomplish his goals through any means possible."

OG: "A megalomaniac just BELIEVES he is great when
no one else does! But I...I have PROOF of it!!
My actions have paid off in money AND gold!
Look no further then the Titles of Orochi Army!
Mr. Figaro is a two time tag champion, once
with Mr. Clyde and once with Johnny Wang. And my
best student, Holly, is the OG-Joshi World Champion
and the McPro Queen of Pants Champion simultaneously!!"

Thunder: "Yet she is no better then gutter trash and is
even more pathetic then you have become. She
started off as a whore and only improved herself
to the level of a CONNIVING slut. Her development
doesn't impress me or anyone else here. The depths
of her depravity were proven after what she did
to Alicia Gordon. Holly's actions indeed DO reflect
on her teacher, but in a way you should be ashamed of."

*OG looks at Thunder Strike in shock*

OG: "If anyone other then you uttered those words
to me, I would have snapped their neck by now.
I am being quite generous to you, but you
are needlessly testing my patience."

Thunder: "THAT is what I'm talking about! You refuse
to be questioned! You won't allow any
criticism of your methods or goals. You
won't even take responsibility when something
you do affects others in a way you didn't intend!"

OG: "All that matters is that MY goals are met."

Thunder: "Look at what happened with Jason and Angelica
Hyde! Your silly vendetta against Jason caused
his sister, an innocent, to get ravaged by
Crimson Mask after the match. THAT was the
final straw, Geese! That is why I decided to
show myself right now and not wait for another
show. I was fighting for the OG-FPD wrestlers
to get their jobs back but I could not wait
any longer to confront you. It's bad enough you
gave those men no notice to get new jobs,
jobs you took away for no reasons other then
GREED. But to do what you did to Jason and
Angelica. It was evil and hypocritical!"

OG: "Evil is relative...but I am not a hypocrite.
Check your premises as to my goals, you
will find that you have incorrectly assessed-"

Thunder: "You and your little General actually did
something RIGHT for a change in trying to
punish that Crimson Mask. NOT because she
was a crowd jumper...but because she was a
legitimate DANGER to the wrestlers."

OG: "She broke the rules of being an audience member.
You buy a ticket to watch the show, not BE in it.
You jump into the show from the crowd and-"

Thunder: "NO! It wasn't THAT which legitimately branded
her a danger, its WHAT she did to the wrestlers
once she jumped the rail. The fact that she
committed acts of violence. And yet Jason Hyde
was there to do the RIGHT thing at the 12/13 show
by coming to the defense of his sister and Kat Black.
For that, for "breaking the rules" you decide
to punish him!?! But he was saving the wrestler who
was there TO PUNISH Crimson Mask for breaking the
rules and actually endangering people! Jason
did the right thing!! And yet you took it as
such a personal offence that HE came to Kat's
and Angelica's aid! WHY? Were you annoyed because
you were too incompetent to actually stop Crimson
Mask yourself!? With your millions of dollars
in security guards!? They couldn't do the job
of ONE Jason Hyde! Is THAT why you decided to
punish him tonight, and his sister by extension?"

OG: "He broke my rules so he was not allowed in
the arena tonight. No further explanation
is necessary or accurate. As for Angelica,
it was a poor choice on her part to rely
on someone that I had already EXPLICITLY
banned from my arenas. I did nothing tonight
which I did not already warn them of in the past."

Thunder: "So it was worth it to you to sacrifice Angelica's
health...the health of an innocent contracted
OG-Joshi wrestler...just to punish Jason?"

OG: "Wrestlers and fans in my arenas follow MY rules.
If THAT is the cost of enforcing them, so be it."

Thunder: "The Bolt of old did not justify his means by
his ends. That's not how you or I worked."

OG: "It's clear then that YOU haven't evolved at all.
But luckily for me, Bolt died a long time ago."

Thunder: "And it is truly a shame. Cause Bolt would
have been the FIRST one to try to stop the
type of danger that you have become."

OG: "And he would have failed because he was too
weak. But just who DO you suggest should stop
me? Who do you suggest COULD stop me? Say
what you want of my "ethics", but you know
full well that they get the job done. I know
what I have to do to succeed and it WORKS."

Thunder: "But you aren't invincible Geese. And I'm here
to finally stop you. I can no longer allow you
to act the way you have acted for the last
few years. I owe it to Bolt, and to the values
we once shared, to stop you in your present
condition. This can go on no longer. You
are a danger to everyone around you."

*OG grins*

OG: "You're damn right, I'm a danger! But only
to those I WANT to be a danger to! So I ask
you, how do you intend to stop me, then?"

Thunder: "I first hoped I'd be able to reason with you, but
it appears it is too late. I will have to use
other means...ones I wish I did not have to."


*A look of deep thought comes across OG*


OG: "So, just how long have you been back in the states?"

Thunder: "Hardly a time for small talk now, don't you think?"

OG: "And you should know I absolutely abhor small talk.
But you are on my show, answer my damn question."

Thunder: "Approximately 9 to 10 months if you must know."


*OG starts grinning again*


OG: "And...despite feeling that I was indeed a danger, you
apparently saw it fit to take SUCH time to approach me?
What were you waiting for? And are you willing to take
the 'responsibility' for everything that I have done
since the time you arrived until now!?!" *OG laughs*

Thunder: "Believe it or not, you're not the center of the universe,
Geese. There were other problems I had to attend to. Ones
that side tracked me as soon as I arrived here intending
to discuss this with you. I had planned to do this last
summer but was called into active duty to deal with issues
that were more pressing and dangerous then even you."

OG: "Now now, you KNOW that's a ridiculous statement. Of COURSE
I am the center of the universe! Just like i was the center
of the Universal Battle League!! A multiple time Universal
Champion!! And I've only become even MORE powerful and
dangerous since those days. So I ask you, what could
possibly be more important then ME!?" *OG smirks*

Thunder: "You have no idea what I was up against for the last.
year. I helped save the WORLD itself on a grand scale."

OG: "Your overinflated sense of duty has always sickened me.
I fail to see what could be SO important that...


*Suddenly OG's smirk turns to a look of surprised concern as he looks
to the side and sees some activity coming from the crowd*


OG: "What...what the hell is THAT!? Look over there!"


*Thunder strike quickly turns around to see a f'n ROBOT
jumping out of the crowd and approaching the ring*
A F'n ROBOT HAS JUMPED FROM THE CROWD, PEOPLE!


Thunder: "A Lunabot!? HERE!? It...it couldn't be?!"

OG: "I don't know WHAT the hell that thing is but I
have no tolerance for crowd jumpers: metallic or not.
Security! Dispense of that robotic abomination!!"

*A bunch of security guards try to restrain the...the Lunabot?
But the Lunabot shakes them all off easily and approaches the ring.*


Mr. Figaro: "What in blazes is going on here, Clyde?!"

Mr. Clyde: "This gets stranger by the second..."


Thunder: "Lunabots are killer robots! Tell your men to
stand back, I know how to take these things out..."

*OG's serious face suddenly turns back into a smile*

OG: "So do I, old friend...so do I"

*Thunder Strike looks quizzically at Geese*


OG: "You say its a robot? Well its not a robot
unless it DANCES like a robot, don't you think?"

Thunder: "Geese, you're picking the WRONG time to start
acting funny. This is serious, you have no idea..."


*OG snaps his fingers and suddenly the 'Lunabot' starts
doing the "robot" dance to the utter shock of Thunder Strike
...and the partial amusement and confusion of the fans. To
hammer home the point, "robot dance" music begins playing
for a few seconds as OG begins laughing and pointing at it.*


Thunder: "What...is this? What have you done to it!?"

OG: "I merely suggested an alternate choice for
it besides killing. I would think that you,
of all people, would appreciate that idea,
considering the lecture you just gave me!"

Thunder: "But..Geese...how, how did you control that thing?
Are you..are you working for ECLIPSE now? Are you
their newest member!? I thought they were done..."

OG: "What in the hell are you talking about? Killer
robots? ECLIPSE? Have you allowed the military
to test drugs on you? You are clearly not well."

*OG begins laughing as Thunder Strike's face goes from confusion to anger*


Thunder: "It's you! YOU'RE the next one that seeks to
summon the Grand Pumudo! I can't believe I
didn't see this sooner. You have the money
to help ECLIPSE out and the lust for power!
And they would benefit from your resources!"

*OG has a smirk on his face as he shakes his head in disgust*

OG: "You really have gone mad, haven't you? What the HELL
is a 'pumudo' and why would I want to summon one? I
work alone and serve no one but me. Nor do I need
any "Grand Pumudo" helping me."


Mr. Clyde: "Grand Pumodo is a legend in VWA and the professional
wrestling world. He would be a strong ally for
Orochi Geese, but I'm not so sure Geese would
want to be subservient to him as others are."



Thunder: "Then how the hell did you stop and control that
Lunabot if you aren't working for ECLIPSE!?"


*OG begins laughing dismissively at Thunder Strike*


Thunder: "ECLIPSE and the Lunabots are no laughing matter!
The Valiant Underground unit stopped their plans
last year but there are still scattered forces!
And ANY remnants of ECLIPSE are dangerous:
Especially if they summon Pumudo! He is a fearsome
warrior and many brave soliders have lost their
lives fighting for their freedom against him!"

OG: "How unfortunate for them, perhaps they should
have fought harder? Failures are failures, no
matter how "noble" their cause is."

TS: "They fought their hardest, damnit!! Great men
like Tommy Fiero who fought by my side against
ECLIPSE! He made the ultimate sacrifice to take
Pumudo down...he gave his very LIFE to the mission!"


*The crowd starts rumbling as murmurs of "Fiero's dead?" are heard*


Mr. Clyde: "It appears the crowd is a bit surprised that this
Thunder Strike thinks Tommy Fiero is dead. According
to my schedule of other wrestling promotions, VWA
just ran a show last weekend...Tommy Fiero was present."




OG: "Tommy Fiero, huh? Sounds like quite a hero...*OG smirks*"

Thunder: "A man like you wouldn't be able to comprehend his valor."


*OG's grin begins to widen as a crazed look in his eyes begins to form*


OG: "Well then, Fiero fan, if you feel THAT way,
why don't we now give him a HERO'S WELCOME!?"


*OG points to the Orochi-Tron which suddenly turns on. We see
a paused screen showing 2 men, Captain Kickass...and Tommy Fiero.

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "Hey...isn't that Tommy Fiero and VWA's Captain Kickass?"

Mr. Figaro: "And what does Captain Kickass have to do with all this?
Wasn't he friends with Thunder Strike in Wrestle Wars?


*Thunder Strike stares blankly at the Orochi-Tron in utter shock
as he silently mouths "T...Tommy?" Geese's starts maniacally laughing.
Thunder Strike is absolutely frozen in confusion.*


OG: "So, let's see what your good friends have to say?
Or would you like to stare at your "fallen" hero for
some more? I must say that worshipping Tommy Fiero is
a strange hobby. But I guess he can be a good "soldier"
for the "right cause" as you are about to find out!"


*The video is still paused but we see that Tommy Fiero and Captain
Kickass are on a beach. They are kicking back in lounge chairs, with
coconut shell drinks in their hands, and are wearing garish swimwear.
Cap has a stars and stripes boxer brief speedo (but still wearing full
camoflauge paint) and Tommy wears a more modest pair of 50's styled trunks,
with an extra large sombrero topped on his head which compensates for the
bland choice of swimwear. His nose has a liberal amount of zinc caked on it
and he is also wearing sunglasses that are about two sizes too big. A coconut
bikini top-wearing cabana girl stands behind both men, waving a palm frond
slowly, as a miserable smile is wearing thin on her face...*


Fiero: Whoo! Yeah!

*Tommy waves vigorously while Cap points directly at the camera, a bizarre
parody of the old Uncle Sam Wants You WW2 propoganda posters)*


Fiero: They just don't make lava like they used to, eh Cap?

Kickass: Sir, no Sir!

Fiero: You'll have to excuse the good "Captain" people; the whole
military thing has kind of gone to his head.

Kickass: (Shoots a sidelong glance at Tommy) Hey, there's something to
be said for the discipline one achieves while in a military
training regimen.

Fiero: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's made you an even more totally awesome
wrestler but don't get too carried away with it. I mean, I'd hate
to see you wind up like our "good buddy" Thunder Strike!

Kickass: You mean lost in a reality that doesn't even exist?

Fiero: Well, that too, but I was more referring to the constant phone
calls to your cellphone about wanting to go out hunting "rogue Lunabots."

Kickass: I thought we weren't going to talk about that; it's embarrassing.

Fiero: Change your number!

Kickass: I did. I don't know how he does it but he keeps getting my new
one whenever I change it.

Fiero: (Laughing) Somebody's got a stalker!!

Kickass: Great, you get the porn stars and I get the brainwashed retard
on a mission to save the world.

Fiero: (Laughs, finishes his drink and then holds the emptied coconut
high in the air, shaking it impatiently back and forth) Good
times, man, good times ...

Kickass: Why are we on camera again? I didn't think promotional crap for
the movie was going to start until next week.

Fiero: Well, you know Geese. He's got this big thing in store for his
old friend Thunder Strike and wanted us to lay out how we mind
fucked him.

Kickass: When is he doing this?

(A fetching waitress shimmies over to take Tommy's order. He whispers
"Another, but in a mango this time" before slapping her on the ass and
sending her away)

Fiero: Shit man, like March or something.

Kickass: It's September.

Fiero: (Laughs) I told you, it's Geese! Who cares, we already shot the
"footage" and it was one hell of a practical joke. Who knows where
we'll be six months from now, you know?

Kickass: Yep, hey, did you send that waitress away without asking if I
wanted something? Fucker ...

Fiero: She'll be back, so why not just sit back and wait while watching
some special deleted scenes from my movie: "Wrestle Wars"!

Kickass: Why that sounds like a splendid idea!

Fiero: Indeed it does! (Points to the camera and we fade into a new scene
...)


*(The setting: A shoebox diorama made to look like the inside of a bar.
Tommy Fiero's face, dwarfing the "set", can be partially seen off to the
right, blowing cigarette smoke into the diorama to help with that smokey
atmosphere. Fiero then lowers two official "Wrestle Wars" action figures
into the "set" and our scene begins!)*

Thunder: (Tommy as the voice, highpitched and very effiminate. He
simulates talking by rocking the action figure back and forth) Hey
Cap, thanks for meeting me here. It's been a long time.

Kickass: (Again, Tommy as the voice, but now gruff and tough guy like)
Hey no problem Thunder. Anything for an old army buddy. So,
whatcha been up to?

Thunder: Well, I'm back in the U.S. and I'm hot on the trail of my
friend Bolt!

Kickass: Is he in danger or something?

Thunder: Only from himself! I'm afraid if I don't stop him he'll do
something (whispers) DANGEROUS. He's hungry for power you see, and
a more ambitious man I've never met!

Kickass: Oh my! Well that doesn't sound good at all!

Thunder: It's not! Look Cap, I know you're connected with the military
...

(Camera pans up slightly to see Tommy roll his eyes)

Kickass: Are you ... you can't be asking me to abuse the privileges I've
been given with my post in the Armed Services!

Thunder: (Tommy extends the arm of Thunder Action Figure so that it's
hand rests on Cap Action Figure's shoulder) Oh no, I'd never
do that, Cap ...

Kickass: Well what is it then old friend?

Thunder: Just keep an eye out, okay? With our trained eyes on his
actions there won't be a thing that will slip past us!

Kickass: You got that right! (Tommy makes the action figures "fist
bump") Hey, is that Batman?

Thunder: (Tommy turns the action figure around) Where?

Kickass: (Tommy moves the action figure's arm so that it appears as if
he is dropping something in his drink) Right over there, I
could swear I saw Batman!

Thunder: I still don't see him!

(Tommy dips his head into the camera)

Fiero: Given the limitations of the scene I should explain that Kickass
just "slipped a mickey" into Thunder's drink. The fizzing sound I
will be making is to help create this illusion ....

(Tommy takes his head back off camera and begins making "fizzing" sounds)

Kickass: Ohhh man, my mistake, it was just some guy in a trenchcoat.
Here, finish your drink!

Thunder: Okay good buddy ... (Tommy makes the action figure drink)

(Several moments later)

Thunder: Ohhhhh, I feel funny ...

Kickass: Wow, that one went right to your head, eh buddy? Here, let's go
outside and get some fresh air, there is something I want to
talk to you about ...

(Cut back to the beach!!)

Fiero: Based on actual events, we never wound up shooting that scene
because as stupid as Strike is he still would have probably ...

Kickass: Maybe.

Fiero: Okay, maybe, but still .. anyways, he MAYBE would have put
together the fact that Cap slipped a powerful mind control drug into
his drink, the first of many more to come, as per orders of Orochi Geese.

Kickass: Who paid us to mind fuck his old buddy over the course of the
next six months or so.

Fiero: Because he's evil.

Kickass: Right.

Fiero: As you will hear in this next deleted scene, a telephone call
with Geese that we recorded but never did any filming for. Okay,
let's hear it!

(Points at camera and we begin to hear the phone call)

Voice of Fiero: Yeah?

Voice of Geese: (Actually it's Tommy again, this time all blowhardy and
arrogant) Blar, blar, blar CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS I AM THE OVERLORD!!

Fiero: Yeah?

Geese: (Exaggerated sinister laughing) I trust our PLAN goes well? The
plan that I have concocted oh so carefully for so long even I
forget, which is quite a feat given THAT I am a mastermind, the
most powerful cereal MAGNATE in the history of mankind, he who
shall walk while others shall tremble, OROCHI GEESE BLAR BLAR
BLAR CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS!!!

Fiero: Yup, everything's going fine ...

Geese: As I knew it would, for I would not entrust such an important
mission to a mere underling, NO! I pick my weapons as carefully as I
select flavors for my newest CEREAL, months of painstaking
research that a mere mortal could never possibly understand. For
a war cannot be fought with INFERIOR weaponry and even though I am
blessed WITH weapons unlike any other that walks upon this earth it
was necessary for me to seek out another, one who thinks in the DARK
as I do, one who could act as a third ARM ....

(While Geese rambles Fiero on the beach motions for the audio to be fast
forwarded, which leads to the sound of ... audio being fast forwarded)

Geese: and THIS is why you shall succeed! Continue as you are doing,
break the WILL of Thunder Strike by making him loyal to your
friend Captain Kickass, WITHOUT FAIL. THEN, when the time is RIPE
I want you to spring the trap, USE his loyalty to make him
believe in your fantasy so that when the time comes for him to
challenge ME I can expose his reality as lies, falsehoods! It will
CRUSH his spirit far more than I ever could his body, render him a
shapeless HUSK for me to DOMINATE, for me to mold into what I choose!
MUA HA HA BLAR BLAR BLAR CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS!!!!!

Fiero: Sure, you bet.

(The audio of the phone call cuts out and Tommy is nudging Kickass in the
arm to wake him up)

Kickass: Hmmmmphhhh, what?

Fiero: Wake up!

Kickass: Is it over?

Fiero: Yup! So, you can kind of see why we cut that scene loose. I mean,
love Geese and all but the guy can get a bit wordy if you know
what I mean ...

Kickass: Tell me about it, man, for weeks that dude would call me,
feeding me with little things to do to Thunder Strike on the movie
set ... you should see my cell phone bills!

Fiero: I'll give the guy credit, he had the utmost faith in our
abilities. He provided the mind control drugs and kind of let us work
our magic, but he did have a nasty little micro managing habit that
could get a little annoying ...

Kickass: Just a bit ...

Fiero: Well, we've got one more deleted scene, this one actually filmed
with real actors and stuff! By this point Thunder had been
ingesting these little mind control drugs for several months, so he
was pretty much putty in our hands. He thought Cap was his best
friend in the whole world and, by this point in time, we could
suggest just about anything to him and he'd believe it. See for yourself!

(Cut to a playground in Anywhere Town, USA. Captain Kickass and Thunder
Strike are each seated on a pair of swings, Cap slowly rocking back and
forth while Strike looks up at the sky)

Strike: This Geese ... is this what has become of Bolt?

Kickass: It would appear so ...

Strike: (To no one in particular) Why have you strayed so far?

Kickass: (Stops swinging and looks directly at Thunder) You can't let
this consume you, friend. Remember what happened last night, the
anger you let bubble forth on those college kids.

Strike: (His face tightens and he looks down quickly at the ground) They
never stood a chance ....

Kickass: I know ...

Strike: How many more must fall before my rage, before I finally settle
the score with Bolt?

Kickass: You must let it go ...

Strike: (Head snaps at Cap) Don't you understand, I can't! He grows
stronger by the day, every moment that I do nothing he expands his
empire ... you don't know what he is capable of!

Kickass: Oh, I do Thunder ... but to seethe like this, the very
innocents you wish to protect will fall before you like wheat
before the scythe. You cannot fight them all ...

Strike: I must find a way ...

(A lull in the conversation takes place and then, after several minutes of
this, Kickass slaps Thunder on the shoulder repeatedly while pointing off to
the distance at nothing in particular)

Kickass: Thunder ... is that, that group of boys, aren't they wearing
the same house letters of the lads you thrashed last night?

(There are no boys, there is nothing but trees in the park)

Strike: I believe so, Cap. But, what are they doing here?

Kickass: You don't think they are back to avenge their brethern, do you?

Strike: They wouldn't dare ...

Kickass: Do you see where your anger has led you? When will it stop,
when will you reign it in?

Strike: My lord, what have I wrought ....

(Cap and Strike leap from their swings and engage thin air. It's not a bad
pantomime but still pretty ridiculous to any one that doesn't know any
better. Actually, it's pretty fucking retarded any way you look at it. The
"fight" ends swiftly and both men stand back to back, fists raised to ward
off any other "attackers".)

Strike: Cowards, cowards all.

Kickass: They were just fighting for their tribe, Thunder. We would have
done the same at their age.

Strike: True ...

Kickass: (Turning to face Thunder) Look, I have to leave tomorrow, back
on assignment. I hope that I was able to help you sort through
some things but ...

Strike: You've been a good friend, Cap ...

Kickass: I just, I need to ask a favor. Things may get dark in the
coming months, I can't say why or how, but I need to know I can
count on you, that you will stay away from Bolt until your help is
no longer needed. There is something big going down, something that
far eclipses any old rivalry.

Strike: Of course, anything ...

Kickass: I know I ask a lot, but you have to remain vigilant. Don't let
revenge rule your emotions, you're too good for that Thunder.

Strike: You have my word ...

(They clasp hands in a military style handshake and the scene cuts
back to the beach)

Fiero: (Wiping a tear from his eye) Man, it was SO hard to cut that
scene! Cap was just acting his ASS off there!

Kickass: Yeah, I was pretty good there huh?

Fiero: I truly believe, no bullshit here good buddy, that even if
Thunder hadn't been pumped full of drugs there you would have charmed
his ass off! That scene alone should get you an Oscar!

Kickass: Awwww, c'mon ....

Fiero: No, I mean it! The imaginary fighting, the hearfelt brotherly
bonding, you really nailed it! I'm going to have to find room for it
on the DVD.

Kickass: Wow, I would really appreciate it. Kind of proud of that one.

Fiero: You totally should be. See, that right there, that scene, really
sets the stage for what we were able to do with Thunder for the
rest of the production. I mean, everyone else just saw stuntmen in
bad robot costumes but Thunder actually believed they were Lunabots!

Kickass: Oh yeah, hell, we didn't even need a stuntman for him, he'd
just dive on in and give us great takes, every time!

Fiero: I mean, yeah, behind his back we laughed our asses off at the
goof, still do, but I gotta admit he made more than a few scenes work
with his enthusiasm.

Kickass: Hard to find a better actor than one who doesn't think he's
acting!

Fiero: You got that right! Well I think that about wraps up our little
segment here. Hopefully you got what you wanted Geese and that the
little trap you are going to pull on our mutual friend works to your
satisfaction in ... when was it again?

Kickass: Uhhh, March?

Fiero: Good God man that's like SEVEN months from now!

Kickass: (Shrugs shoulders) What are ya gonna do? It's Geese!

Fiero: (Laughs, waving) Later!




*The video stops as the crowd is utterly silent. No boos are
heard, just SILENCE. After a few minutes, some audience members
get up and quietly leave the arena in utter disgust while others
are just stuck in their seats in shock. The look on OrochiGeese's
face is more boastful, proud, and vile then we have EVER seen it.
Thunder Strike's face is completely devoid of emotion. He looks
at Geese, and then quickly looks away from revulsion.*


Thunder: "How could.."

OG: "Wondering WHY, Thunder Strike? Wondering why
I went to these lengths with them to control
you? Wondering why I'd trust such an important
and involved project to Tommy Fiero? Cause I
KNEW you were back in the United States last
year. I knew it the entire time! So I asked
my little friend, Tommy, to take care of you!
I had too much to do, to much to accomplish to
deal with your crap! Orochi Army had titles
to win and I had to help them! We had to
take over McPro, and I had to lead them!
I had no time for your pitiful display of
"justice" or "morals" or WEAKNESS. I had
no time to even manage your "detention" so
I got Fiero to do it for me. Amazingly, he
was able to accomplish it without fail."

Thunder: "How did..."

OG: "How did I KNOW that you were coming? Easy.
Remember that conversation you had with
the UBL front office last year? You said
you wanted to take a leave of abscence in
order to come here and "bring me back to
my senses". One of them immediately leaked
the information to me afterwards, and were
paid well in return. I've known about your
little plan before you even left Japan!!"

Thunder: "....you're gonna pay."

OG: "Oh please...you think THIS very scenario
wasn't thought of as well? Why do you
think I made your "heroes" Fiero and Kickass
record a message to you like that!? I've
had that video waiting for you for months!
Cause I KNEW you would be coming here!
I intended you to come here! It would
have been a shame to go through that whole
plan and not have THIS closure to it! You
see...even when you were released from
"duty" by Captain Kickass, I still had
you under my control. All those Voltage
"feed interruptions" were ALLOWED by me.
Your hacking skills are nothing compared
to my security. I own a billion dollar
cereal corporation with the best computer
technical people in the world. We LET you think
you were hacking in to our feed. Take a look!"


*OG points to the Orochi-Tron again as we see the same
exact feed interruptions that we saw interspersed over the
last few months, including the old video of Bolt vs. Naja that
seemingly freaked out OrochiGeese so much when he first saw it.
This time OG laughed as he saw it after feigning outrage.
When the Orochi-Tron video ends, we see that a bunch
of Voltage security guards have surrounded the ring.*


OG: "From the moment you got on a plane last year
to come here and confront me, I have been
five steps ahead of you. And don't think
that advantage ends now. I STILL hold all
the cards here. In fact, every potential
action that you think of in your mind is
now being second-guessed by you. You wonder
if I already planted it in your head by my plan.
No action of yours is truly independent of my
arrangements. I completely control you."

Thunder: "This isn't over."

OG: "Of course it isn't! Not until I say it is!
And I still have some more fun to have at your
expense. But seeing as I also have a Voltage
to continue, I think it is best that Act 2
of my little puppet show ends now. These
men surrounding the ring will see to it
that you get the "support" you need after
having such a hard night. Won't you, men?"


*The security guards nod and get into the ring. They advance
towards Thunder Strike but he takes the first two of them
out with a kick flurry. OG sighs and rolls his eyes at
the security team as another two of them get sweeped. Finally,
OG hits a uraken (Spinning back fist) that lands right on
the back of the head of Thunder Strike, knocking him off
balance to be easily taken down by four members of the security
team. They cuff him and start dragging him out of the arena.
As he's leaving, he wildly shakes his head disapprovingly at OG,
who just laughs back at him. The crowd is on their feet
booing OG at this point, and are throwing garbage at him.
But he just smiles and throws some of the items right back.
Finally, he begins walking backstage. As he approaches the
Orochi-Tron, he points to it and immediately we see static
come back onto it, causing him to laugh. He then makes a
throat-cutting gesture and the static stops. He finally
goes backstage as the crowd's booing reaches a fevered pitch.*



Mr. Figaro: "C..Clyde?"

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Remember what I said before about Geese? I...
I think I was wrong. He isn't always straight
forward, after all. This...this was..I can't
even believe he did this. He scouted out and
indirectly took over this man's life for MONTHS...
just to punish him and stop him from interfering in
OG's plans. No direct violence, just total
manipulation. I didn't know he was capable of
this. Just wow...total control over a man's life,
and this isn't over. Who knows what else OG has
in store for Thunder Strike if he tries to come
back!? Or what his next step is regardless of
what Thunder Strike does! OG seems to be enjoying
this, I'm not sure he wants it over with so soon!"

Mr. Clyde: "This is a dangerous situation for everyone involved.
What OG has done...what he has authorized others to
do to Thunder Strike...it can make a man very
vengeful. I hope that OG does have the amount of
control he says he does, otherwise this could end
up even more violent then the Alicia Gordon situation
we saw last show with Holly. Holly underestimated
Alicia...is OG underestimating Thunder Strike?"

Mr. Figaro: "I think WE underestimated OG...and that's a
scary, scary thought. Underestimating a man
who has crippled some and almost killed a
man during a match. But I just never thought
he was capable of this...I never even imagined
something like this COULD happen to anyone!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think we better take a commercial break now,
we all need some time to sort this out. And
the fans look like they are about to riot."



*Uh...commercial break time? Yeah, year long stories
unfolding in front of your eyes demand commercial break*

[OrochiGeese]

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Mr. Clyde: "We're back and...we better just get on
with the show. I...I don't believe what
we just saw either but we still have a
main event to get to. Figaro...?"

Mr. Figaro: "I...I just need to think about all this.
Geese really outdid himself here, I'm
a bit taken back. The crowd is still
tense, we better send a Goose out there
or something to get them back on track."

Mr. Clyde: "I've heard backstage reports that Goose
has been crying all throughout the break.
Apparently GOOSE was disturbed as well."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, we gotta do something..."


*Kick em when he's Down" hits the speakers as OG-Joshi
World Champion comes to the stage, accompanied by her new
ally, Juli Krieger. Holly motions Juli to the ring and
then quickly runs up to the announcers booth. She is
grinning from ear to ear and grabs a microphone*


Holly: "GEESE! You magnificent bastard!! That was
THE most beautiful thing I have EVER SEEN!!
I thought that little Thunder Strike bitch
was gonna cry his eyes out!! Oh I LOVED it!
Why didn't you tell me you had all that in you!?
Imagine the fun we could have had with Jo Ry-"

*Holly looks to the side and sees Jo Ryder still in the audience,
smirking at her and tapping her foot. Holly gives a fake smile and wave.*

Holly: "On second thought, Jo wasn't worth your
resources!! She's ALREADY drunk and taken
advantage of constantly! But now that Geese
has gotten everyone's attention, behold what the
OG-Joshi World Champion has in store for you
all!! Geese wasn't the ONLY one to pull off
a major surprise to start 2007!! And now,
a month after I revealed my partnership
with Juli Krieger, and our role in the severe
beating of Alicia Gordon, watch us wipe out those
two little pests: Jenny McLoserhan and
Moo-Cowry NiGHT...the woman of 1001 folds!
We'll teach them to get in the way of our
fun with KENTA! Army at the last Voltage!"

*Holly laughs and walks in stride down the ramp with her
OG-Joshi World Title. She gets in the ring and jaws with the
fans, fans who are still angry from what we saw earlier.*


Mr. Clyde: "Looks like we know Holly's feelings on the
matter of Geese and Thunder Strike. Can't
say I'm too surprised after what Holly did
to Alicia Gordon. Geese trained Holly in
more ways then just in-ring strategies."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly's plan to take revenge on Alicia Gordon
spanned an entire year and culminated in the
attempted public humiliation of Alicia at the
previous Voltage when Holly told Alicia of the
plan. But Holly's plan went awry when it appeared
that Alicia's spirit wasn't broken and she
immediately attacked Holly with a rage we
never saw from her. Then, Holly's business for
that night wasn't over as she defended her
Title in a hard fought match against Keina.
And if there were any doubts that Holly was,
in fact, in total cahoots with Juli Krieger,
those doubts were extinguished when they both
began beating the LOVE out of KENTA! Army.."

Mr. Clyde: "That is until Jenny McLanahan and Kaori NiGHT
came to the rescue of KENTA! Army and ran off
both Holly and Juli. That led to General Celes
making a tag match for tonight. Jenny and Kaori were
finalists in the OG-Joshi Tag Team Title Tourney
and were on many occasions just a split second
away from claiming those titles at the 3 Year
Anniversary Show. So they are extremely talented
tag team wrestlers...with a lot of experience
together. While we know that Holly and Juli were.."

Mr. Figaro: "IN CAHOOTS!! Say CAHOOTS!"

Mr. Clyde: "Were allies behind the scenes, we really do
not know what kind of experience they have
in the ring together. I would imagine that
the edge in tag team wrestling goes to the
team of Jenny and Kaori. But Holly IS the
OG-Joshi World Champion and Juli Krieger
is a force of pure destruction. The last
time we saw Holly in a tag team match, it
was with Sandy Morton as her partner."

Mr. Figaro: "Comparing Sandy Morton to Juli Krieger is
like comparing a toenail to a Magitek suit."

Mr. Clyde: "No one has any idea what you just said but
I still think the comparison came across."

Mr. Figaro: "How about a toenail to a Gigas?"

Mr. Clyde: "Odd but I guess appropriate."

Mr. Figaro: "Basically, Holly won't have to carry the
whole team this time, she has a very
capable and powerful teammate."

Mr. Clyde: "I still believe that the edge in tag
team wrestling goes to Jenny and Kaori,
but Holly and Juli can still disrupt
their rhythm and do a lot of damage if
they isolate either of their opponents.
Juli has been known to be able to knock
out wrestlers with her "Todestrophen"
finisher, as has Holly with her "Loser's
Lunch" and "Muff Driver" specialties."

Mr. Figaro: "And then we have to keep in mind the
motivations. Holly and Juli want to
punish Jenny and Kaori for intetfering
in their business last show. When Holly
is running on revenge and spite, she can
be a tough force to stop...add Juli Krieger
to that force, and it may be unstoppable."

Mr. Clyde: "But Jenny and Kaori also have something
to prove. Beating a team as powerful and
consisting of such high ranking wrestlers
would certainly get them back to immediate
contention for the OG-Joshi Tag Titles.
But Jenny McLanahan has also expressed
interest, in the form of a direct challenge,
to Holly for her OG-Joshi World Title.
And while Holly seemed to ignore her after
she made that challenge, Jenny showed that
she wasn't kidding when she took the fight
to Holly at the last show to save KENTA Army."

Mr. Figaro: "A strong display now by Jenny against Holly,
and Juli, would certainly convince General
Celes to grant Jenny a title shot. Of course,
there is also considerations of the issue
between Alicia and Holly as well. And then
add to that the Tag Title aspirations of
Jenny and Kaori. Wow! I'm sure General Celes
will be watching this match quite closely!"

Mr. Clyde: "So will the audience as I am sure they have
been looking forward to this match ever since
the brawl between both teams at the prior Voltage.
So let us get to the match now and save any
more talk about ramnifications for afterwards."




Match #5: Jenny McLanahan/Kaori NiGHT vs. Holly/Juli Krieger




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Mr. Figaro: "Do you think Jenny can get any of her twisty-bread
submissions on Juli Krieger!?"

Mr. Clyde: "That actually is a good question. Juli is such
a mass of power that it will be harder for Jenny
to manuever then usual. But Jenny is a multi-faceted
wrestler, she has more weapons then just submissions."

Mr. Figaro: "Like a great set of-"

Mr. Clyde: "Aerial and striking moves...well said."

Mr. Figaro: "But I didn't sa-"

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Mr. Clyde: "Now THAT's a perfect example of tag team wrestling."

Mr. Figaro: "What a victory by Jenny and Kaori!! What an ending!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny was able to distract the LAND MASS of Juli
Krieger long enough for Kaori NiGHT to recover and
get into position. As soon as Juli turned around,
Kaori showed an impressive amount of strength in
finishing Juli off with an IR for the win."

Mr. Figaro: "Gotta love that Industrial Revolution..."

Mr. Clyde: "This match came down to tag team wrestling mastery
and that is just one of the reasons Jenny and Kaori
were victorious. Because even when it came down to one
on one action, I think they matched up very well
against Holly and Juli. There definitely were
switches of momentum and plenty of periods of
dominance by the OG-Joshi World Champion and
her new ally, but Jenny and Kaori competed just
fine against them both. Of note is that neither
Jenny nor Kaori has ever competed in any match,
in any federation against Juli Krieger until now.
Both women were familiar with Holly through their
wars with her in McPro, PW-W, and NDP. But this
is the first time either of them got in the ring
with the behemoth known as Juli and I think they
showed why they are two of the best Joshi wrestlers
in the world due to how they quickly adapted to face her."

Mr. Figaro: "I gotta agree with that...and not just cause you
are kicking me to do so!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm not kicking you.."

Mr. Figaro: "MOUSE!"

Mr. Clyde: "NOW I'm kicking you..."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori was matched up against Juli for much of
the uh...match...and was very successful in
relying on her striking. Perhaps she had been
watching how Alicia had defeated Juli in the
past, but we know striking is a very fundamental
part of Kaori's arsenal too. Jenny also did very
well in her encounters against Holly."

Mr. Clyde: "I think General Celes may be thinking about
giving a Title shot or shots soon to the victors."

Mr. Figaro: "And I think Holly is just realizing that now..."




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*Holly blindsides Kaori NiGHT, which brings Jenny into
the ring. Juli begins brawling as well and the four wrestlers
are right back where they started but with no referee control!


Mr. Clyde: "This is obviously far from over, but I really
don't know what Holly has to gain from this
situation due to the obviously fatigued condition
of her and especially Juli Krieger. Holly may
be better served to get out of there and take
this fight back up on another occasion unless..."

Mr. Figaro: "Unless she has something up her sleeve? Like..
*Mr. Figaro looks to the side* say, a
certain TRAINEE of hers coming down to cause
some trouble!? It's Sandy Morton, bah gawd!"


*Sandy Morton runs down to the ring, doing her best not
to stumble, and grabs a chair. She slides the chair into
the ring...only to have the chair intercepted by Jenny
and then kicked out by Kaori into Sandy's face. But that
failed attem...um, BRILLIANT DISTRACTION, gives Juli and
Holly enough time to get the advantage in the ring until...*


Mr. Clyde: "It's HAWT*WING!! HAWT*Wing is running
out onto the stage! The OG-Joshi Tag
Champions Azumi Oonishi and Dizzy Cavuto
along with...uh oh...Alicia Gordon!"

Mr. Figaro: "Holly is FUNKED!! Can I say that!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes but I hope you never do again."


*HAWT*Wing*runs*down...sorry...HAWT*Wing runs down to
the ring and begins brawling with Holly and Juli. Holly
gets her best "deer in headlights" look as Alicia Gordon
does an apron to inside dropkick onto her head...OUCH."

Mr. Figaro: "OUCH."


*Alicia motions to Juli as Dizzy and Azumi double
dropkick Juli out of the ring and follows her outside.
Meanwhile, Sandy Morton is trying to get into the ring
but Kaori NiGHT hits a sliding dropkick that sends her
out of the ring while kicking Sandy's face...again.*

Mr. Clyde: "Holly is in the ring with both Jenny and Alicia!"


*Holly tries to run from Alicia but Jenny holds her
away from the ropes as Alicia approaches with a crazy
look in her eyes. She begins kicking Holly in the stomach,
ribs, face, head, everything as Jenny holds her.. Finally,
Holly falls off balance into the corner. Alicia goes to
continue the attack but Jenny holds her back and then
begins to chop Holly as Alicia watches. After a few chops,
Alicia pulls Jenny back and begins kicking Holly in the corner.*


Mr. Figaro: "This is one competition that doesn't bode
well for Holly! And both of Holly's allies,
Juli and Sandy, are being held at bay outside
by the Tag Team Champions and Kaori Night!"

Mr. Clyde: "Last show we saw Azumi and Kaori wrestle
against each other but here it appears that
they are on the same side in helping to
fight against Holly allies."


*Jenny and Alicia begin grabbing at Holly (no, not that way),
trying to get their own hold of her as the other tries to
do the same. Finally, Holly ends up in the middle and resembles
a pinball as she gets bounced back and forth between Jenny's
chops and Alicia's elbows. Having lost patience in competing
for the right to solely attack Holly, Alicia finally connects with
a spinning 360 roundhouse kick...sending Holly right down to the mat.
Alicia then mounts Holly and begins throwing vicious elbows to the
face, as blood starts to flow from Holly's nose. Jenny tries to
pull Alicia off Holly and is screaming at her to calm down.*


Mr. Clyde: "Jenny must realize Alicia's anger at Holly,
but she doesn't share it to the same extent.
I'm sure she enjoyed beating Holly up a bit
but this is probably going too far in Jenny's eyes."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde...you've got it all wrong. Don't you see?
If Alicia MAIMS Holly, that means that Jenny
won't be able to get a TITLE shot at her anytime
soon. Jenny isn't concerned with Alicia's
motives, she just wants to make sure there's
something left of Holly to beat for the Title!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think that's a possible source of motivation,
but after seeing how Jenny saved KENTA Army,
I'm also willing to believe that Jenny doesn't
want a similar fate to befall even her enemy,
Holly. As Alicia is RELENTLESS here..."

*Jenny finally manages to pull Alicia off, which is not
met too kindly by her. Alicia shoves Jenny, but Jenny shoves
her back. They are getting in each other's faces as Alicia
points down to Holly and then to her...visibly demonstrating
that "Holly is her bitch" after what happened between them. As
this is occurring, HAWT*Wing and Kaori notice and roll into
the ring to break Alicia and Jenny up and pull them to
different sides of the ring. This gives Holly some time
to roll out of the ring to where Juli and Sandy escort
her up the the stage area. Holly's face is a bloody mess.*


Mr. Figaro: "Alicia got a measure of revenge against
Holly tonight, but it also ran her afoul
of Jenny, and allowed Holly to escape. We
knew that both women were looking to get
a piece of Holly for their own reasons,
but tonight is the first time those reasons
both assisted and then got in the way of
each woman's mission. We know HAWT*Wing
and J*Night may have some lingering
rivalry due to the 3 year Anniversary
Finals, but I think they did the right
thing now by pulling Alicia and Jenny apart."

Mr. Clyde: "It was HAWT*Wing who came to Jenny and
Kaori's aid as well when Holly and Juli
got the upper hand in the brawl. But
I sense that each member of HAWT*Wing,
had different motivations, or at least
Alicia had different ones from the Tag
Champs. I think Alicia would have stormed
the ring no matter who Holly was fighting,
whereas the Tag Champs wanted to make sure
that the HAWT*Wing agenda was met in
protecting the sanctity of competition
by disallowing violent post-match attacks."

Mr. Figaro: "In any case...it looks like all this
action got someone's attention."


*We see General Celes standing right at the entrance
ramp as she surveys the situation. Holly is still being
helped up the ramp and glares at Celes who smirks back
at her. Celes reaches out to touch Holly's face and then
holds up her finger (with Holly's blood on it) right
to Holly's eyes in utter shock. Celes smiles and points
to Alicia. Then, as she looks back at Holly. she shrugs
her shoulder in false resignation as if to say: "What did
you expect?" Holly is finally taken backstage as Celes stares
at the wrestlers in the ring, then her eyes open wide as
if she just got an idea. She nods her head up and down
slowly and smiles, then walks backstage again.*


Mr. Figaro: "She's a mysterious one, that Celes!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well folks, order has finally been restored
and it looks like we have quite an interesting
rivalry on our hands between Alicia and Jenny:
who are still being held back by their respective
friends and tag partners. I just wonder what
General Celes' idea is and how it will effect
all the women that we just saw in that brawl."

Mr. Figaro: "But that will have to wait for another time
as we've gone like 8 hours over our broadcast
limits!! OG-Joshi will see you next week for
our first AMPLITUDE[/i][/i] And then
We'll see you in three weeks for the next Voltage!"

Mr. Clyde: "Join us then to see the first match of the
"Best of 7 series" between former McPro
Queen of Pants Champion Visper Karr and
former OG-Joshi World Champion, Haley Cannon.
Along with other matches that should be
announced in the coming week on the new
OG-Joshi website. Thank you for joining
us and we'll see you all soon."


*The show ends on the final shot of Jenny McLanahan
and Alicia Gordon having a stare down.*



*Fin*