3 Year Anniversary PPV - 12/13/06

[OrochiGeese]

OG-FPD 3 Year Anniversary PPV: Tuesday, December 13th, 2006



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But check out the intro/humor stuff!



Y3SC - Steel Cage: Alicia Gordon vs. Juli Krieger
Y3KC - Kat Black vs. Crimson Mask
Y3VJ - Visper Karr vs. Jo Ryder
Y3TT - OG-Joshi Tag Titles: HAWT*Wing vs. Jenny McLanahan/Kaori NiGHT
Y3JT - OG-Joshi World Title: Haley Cannon vs. Holly (c)
Y3SM - "Survival" Elimination: Johnny Wang, Mr. Figaro, Samoa Joe
OrochiGeese vs. Nick Strife, Eddie Swan, Bak Fu, Twinky McLanahan


Entire PPV can be read HERE


OG-Joshi version of 3 Year Anniversary PPV + Main event!
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*Pyro and jalopeno poppers start igniting to signal the start
of the 3 Year OG-FPD Anniverary show Extravaganza!*


Mr. Clyde: "Hello everyone and welcome to one of the
biggest nights in OG-FPD and OG-Joshi history."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, this is probably the biggest night
EVER since man first downloaded internet por.."

Mr. Clyde: "We have eight matches for you as part of
tonight's card. 3 Titles will be on the
line and we will have two specialty matches.
A cage match as well as what will most certainly
be the most grueling main event we have ever
had: an 8 man elimination match. A match that
my colleague here will be a part of."

Mr. Figaro: "A match that, in my mind and in the hearts
of children EVERYWHERE, I have already won!"

Mr. Clyde: "And for my purposes, a match so important
that you have been summoned to the back by
your team captain, OrochiGeese. Yes, that
is right, folks, Mr. Figaro will not be with
us on commentary tonight as he will need to
discuss strategy and warm up with his team."

*Mr. Figaro gets a forlorn and surprised look in his eyes*

Mr. Figaro; "But...but..no one told me that until no-!"

Mr. Clyde: "Geese, Celes, and I made the decision a
few weeks ago and felt it best to tell you
tonight so we wouldn't have to deal with
complaints until the last minute. Honestly,
there is no way you will be able to call
seven matches in YOUR relaxed style tonight
and then go out to the ring to be the serious
warrior Geese needs and demands you to be."

Mr. Figaro: "See! You need me here, Clyde! There aren't
seven matches tonight, there are EIGHT!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm well aware of that, and even SAID it
before. But seeing as how YOU are in that
eigth match, you will be unable to do
commentary during it anyway."

Mr. Figaro: "Shows what you know! I could do commentary
during a match! Heck, I could rewrite the
encyclopedias of the world during a match!"

Mr. Clyde: "I shudder to think just WHAT you would
fill those books with...."

Mr. Figaro: "LOVE! As well as a telling of the most
HEINOUS story in history: Me being
taken off commentary for the night!
You need me Clyde, how else are we
gonna fill like 100kb of PPV time!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Since this is a special Anniversary
PPV and we have eight entire matches,
some of them which no doubt will be
quite comprehensive and long, OG and
Celes thought it best for me to speak
only of the most important things. If
we were to give this PPV the usual Voltage
treatment, we all would be here for a
few WEEKS watching matches and hearing us
talk. But for a night filled with eight
matches like the ones we have, we feel
it is best to let them do the talking."

Mr. Figaro: "Instead of me! That's outrageous!"

Mr. Clyde: "So along with not having you to bicker
with before the matches, I will also not
be commenting on the matches after we
see them. Tonight they will speak for them-"

Mr. Figaro: "NO! I WANT TO SPEAK FOR THEM! THINK OF
THE MATCHES! WHY WONT ANYONE THINK OF
THE MATCHES..AND CHILDREN!! They all
need me to be their representative!"

Mr. Clyde: "Figaro, you need ALL your energy for
your match tonight, and Geese demands
that you put all your attention on it
as well. As such, you need to be backstage
with your team. Since that is the case,
there is no way I will be having the usual
contentious banter, as there will be no
one to do it with, and I do not intend to
have conversations about chicken wings
with your chair or the vibrating Figaro
action figure...again on sale for holidays."

Mr. Figaro: "Ok, ok, since you worked that brilliant
product plug into your reasoning, I'll
let this slide. But you better believe
I'll be back in FULL form next year for
the first Voltage of 2007!"

Mr. Clyde: "Already scheduled for late January."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah!! Ok, Clyde, good luck pulling
the one-man commentary team!"

Mr. Clyde: "And good luck in your match, you will
definitely need it against those
four opponents. But I'm confident
that the Orochi Army will be victorious."


*Mr. Figaro raises his hands in preemptive victory
and begins jogging backstage to the Orochi Army lockerroom*



Mr. Clyde: "He took that better then I thought he
would. I think OG has told Figaro just
how important the 8 man main event is
for tonight and just how much Figaro is
needed for all of OG's objectives to be met."

Mr. Clyde: "Now that we have gotten past that order
of business relatively easily, it is time
to take it to the ring. As you can all
see (or imagine). a steel cage has been
setup in preparation for the match.
While, in my opinion, Alicia and Juli
deserved a higher place on the card
due to their year long fued, Celes
explained that this was a logistical
decision as it was easier to set up
the cage before the show: Much as we
did for their "No Holds Barred" FIGHT
back at Unleashed. To say that both
Alicia and Juli have been top stars
and attention grabbers in 2006 is
certainly an understatement and
once this feud-ending match is over,
I look forward to seeing just how far
up the ranks either or both these two go."

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia, Juli, and General Celes have
all stated that this fued ends tonight.
This fued has gone on every since early
this year and has consumed the entirety
of concentration of both women involved.
After 3 previous matches, two of which
that have been held once Juli's true
nature was shown, it is time for the
final statement for each woman to make.
The last two matches have been somewhat
inconclusive. Although each match had
a winner under the rules, neither woman
felt that their agenda had been fully
met. Alicia wanted to drive Juli out
of OG-Joshi and has not been able to
do that due to Juli's resiliency. Juli
has wanted to permanently injure Alicia
to send a message to the rest of OG-Joshi
but Alicia's fighting spirit has been
too strong and she keeps bouncing back.
Celes has given them both ample time and
matches for them to attain their objectives,
even letting them choose their own matches
to do it in. Alicia won in the NHB Fight
at Unleashed and Juli won in the "Last
Woman Standing" match during a recent
Voltage. But not only has Celes chosen
this match as the end of their rivalry,
but she has also taken the liberty, given
to her as OG-Joshi General, to name the
type of match and stipulations."

Mr. Clyde: "So this will be a cage match but will
be held under strict rules. Namely,
escaping from the cage will not be a
route to victory, only to humilation.
Celes believes, as I do, that the
purpose of a cage match is to keep two
heated rivals inside and afford them
no escape from each other. It is not
a test of climbing ability. The only
possible ways to win this match are
pinfall, submission, and knock out."

Mr. Clyde: "If someone DOES leave the cage, they
had better intend to return or they
will be seen as forfeiting the match.
While I don't expect either of these
women to run away, Celes wanted to
be clear about the rules."

Mr. Clyde: "These two know that this is their
final chance to advance their agendas
and will no doubt bring the fight
harder then ever thanks to that
final desperation and due to the
atmosphere of the cage. As for
who the cage favors, it is hard to
say. Alicia Gordon relies very heavily
on her speed and, as such, tends to
benefit from having more room to
work with. While she has never run
away from anyone, having room TO
run and gather momentum helps her
high flying lucha style. However, as
we saw at Unleashed when she fought
in the confines of the OrochiGon,
she can still utilize her striking
skills in closer quarters. As for
Juli, it doesn't appear to matter
what type of match or ring she is
in, if she gets a good hold of her
opponent, they are in trouble."

Mr. Clyde: "Also of note is the crowd factor.
OG-Joshi audiences have been very
supportive of Alicia Gordon since
her injury at the hands of Juli. And
they have not been very happy with
Juli's treatment of other OG-Joshi
wrestlers as well. Plus, with Alicia
Gordon as a very vocal member of
HAWT*Wing, the crowd knows just
how passionate Alicia is about
preserving a safe environment for
her and fellow wrestlers to compete
in. Furthermore, there are a few
specific members of the crowd that
are here in support of Alicia. LAWL's
own Marie Reyes has flown out here
to the Peter venkman Memorial Arena
in Westchester, NY to give morale
support to her best friend, Alicia.
She has also brought her and Alicia's
Tae Kwon Do sabonim here to view the
match. Their sabonim helped Alicia
prepare for the fight at Unleashed
and i'm sure he will be interested
in seeing the conclusion of this
great fued between Alicia and Juli."

Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time to get to this
match. Alicia and Juli are already
in the cage, the cage door has been
locked, and they are ready to go."



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Match #1: Steel Cage: Alicia Gordon vs. Juli Krieger




Mr. Clyde: "Both women deserve accolades for that match,
going that long against each other in that
barbaric environment, with their hatred,
is certainly no small feat."

[OrochiGeese]

(OG-FPD match #2 at this point)



Mr. Clyde: "It is now time to get to our next matc-"

*We hear running and heavy breathing as all of a sudden
we are rejoined by a smiling Mr. Figaro*

Mr. Clyde: "Just WHAT are you doing here?"

Mr. Figaro: "Oh come on...I had to gloat a LITTLE
bit! And besides, I can't lose the streak!"

Mr. Clyde: "Just WHAT "streak" would that be?"

Mr. Figaro: "You know what match is up next, right?"

Mr. Clyde: "Crimson Mask vs. Kat Bla- oh..."

*Mr. Figaro laughs jubilantly*

Mr. Figaro: "My streak of teasing you about Kat!"

Mr. Clyde: "Does Geese know you're out here?"

Mr. Figaro: "I promised him I'd try to cripple Nick
Strife if I could come out here for just
the introductions of Kat and Crimson!"

Mr. Clyde: "Seems fair....to Geese, at least."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh lil buddy, it wouldn't be an OG-Joshi
Kat Black match without me asking how
the happiest ninja couple in wrestling is!?"

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, how IS the happiest couple-"

Mr. Clyde: "Judge for yourself, Kat is making her
entrance now and doesn't appear to be
making eye contact with me or acknowledging
us at all. That's becaus-"

Mr. Figaro: "Cause she's a little ninja tease, isn't
she! Isn't she!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I wouldn't know...

Mr. Figaro: "And there you go! She always gives you
what you want, so now she's playing it
a bit hard to get so you can get more
excited! She's a master of seduction!"

Mr. Clyde: "Geese, if you hear me...I will GLADLY
decapitate and disembowel ANYONE you
want, if you can get Figaro backstage..."

Mr. Figaro: "No deal! Oh wow, Kat really has an
extra spring in her step tonight...
you two must have done some serious
"ninja magic" last night to produce
that kind of afterglow in her..."

Mr. Clyde: "Kat Black is extremely ready and
intense for this match. It is the
debut of Crimson Mask, that odd
crowd jumper-"

Mr. Figaro: "MYSTERIOUS!"

Mr. Clyde: "Celes promised us we wouldn't
have to say "mysterious crowd
jumper" again once we learned
the name of Crimson Mask."

Mr. Figaro: "EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS!"

Mr. Clyde: "No, not really...it was just an
unwieldy phrase out of necessity."

Mr. Figaro: "Unwieldy eh? Like your giant
ninja sword that Kat "sharpens"?"

Mr. Clyde: "Ugh...please. Be serious, this
is a very important match as we
can hopefully learn more about
the intentions of Crimson Mask
in OG-Joshi. We don't know why
she attacked people other then
that she seems to have some fixation
with blood and remaking the "beauty"
of the wrestlers in some other image."

Mr. Figaro: "If she goes for Kat's face, you
have permission to jump in that
ring and stop her, yanno!"

Mr. Clyde: "OG-Joshi, General Celes, and Orochi
Geese frown on ANYONE that disrupts
matches and attacks the combatants.
That is why Crimson Mask was such
a problem to begin with. Especially
considering she wasn't even a member
of the OG-Joshi roster. OG-Joshi frowns
even more heavily on members of the
crowd participating in the action when
they are not alligned with us. Crimson
Mask fits that exact description and
caused quite a problem for us this year.
That and hte fact she sent Azumi Oonishi
to the hospital and viciously attacked
many other wrestlers as well. I will
not be running in to interfere with
the action, and certainly not to
protect someone in a fictional
relationship that you created for me."

Mr. Figaro: "I gotta get you action SOME way,
Clyde! You're my boy! Geese is too
preoccupied with chaos to get his
friend some tang, so i gotta do it!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kat is in the ring now warming up and
it is time for Crimson Mask to make her
first entrance ever in an OG-Joshi wrestling
match. And it appears the lights in the
arena have severely darkened, leaving
only a red tint in which to see with."

Mr. Figaro: "This is getting creepy, Clyde.."



*Moonlight Sonata* (listen to it with the text intro!)

*Moonlight Sonata* plays as Crimson Mask slowly emerges
from the backstage onto the ramp. She begins hissing
at the crowd who are heavily booing her. She makes
her way to the announcers desk right near the ramp.*

Mr. Figaro: "Oh SNAP, Clyde! She's coming to tell
you she's gonna mess your honey up!"

Mr. Clyde: "Actually, she appears to be staring
at YOU, Figaro. And not in a good way."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, like I'd EVER hit that ass.
She ain't no Patty or Kim or Keina!"

*Crimson Mask sneers at Figaro and begins slowly walking up
the ramp to the ring. She occasionally turns her head to
look at some fans and watch as they quickly back up.*

Mr. Clyde: "This woman...this THING...is disturbed."

Mr. Figaro: "Got that right...she kinda gave me
the chills when she was staring right
at me. If she got any closer thought,
I would have totally had you attack her!"

Mr. Clyde: "OG will be glad to hear of your bravery."


*Crimson Mask finally makes her way to the first row of
the crowd. She surveys it and then continues walk..no,
she suddenly stops. Her head continues turning and she
spots a little girl. Crimson raises her head slightly
in a curious manner and the girl's mom pulls her away
from the barrier. Crimson laughs and walks to the ring.*

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, Crimson Mask is freaking
these people out, yo. We gonna
need some security I think."

Mr. Clyde: "Well, it's not gonna be you. As
the match is going to start soon
and you promised you'd go backstage
once it did. Seriously, you have
a very important mat-"

Mr. Figaro: "Ok, ok, I know! See ya later Clyde!
And fans, vote yes on proposition 45!"

Mr. Clyde: "What's tha-?"

Mr. Figaro: "Mandatory massages for OG-Joshi wrestlers!"

Mr. Clyde: "Go..."

*Mr. Figaro laughs, gives a thumbs up, and leaves to the back...again.


Mr. Clyde: "Well, this match is certainly going to be
interesting because we have no idea what
this Crimson Mask is capable of in the ring.
We know what a talented and quick wrestler
that Kat Black is, and she has been quite
successful in OG-Joshi and LAWL as of late.
But as for Crimson, we just know that she
utilizes a sickle assisted crossface move.
I doubt she'll be allowed to use that sickle
during an actual match. But who knows what
plans and tools she has in store for Kat."

Mr. Clyde: "Crimson has now made her way to the ring
and is slowly eyeing Kat. The two are
measuring each other up, not showing a
sign of emotion due to their masks and
body language. Kat Black is a master of
keeping her emotions undetectable in that
ring and Crimson Mask is anything but
predictable. These two are slowly circling
each other and I think we are ready to start
this match or fight or bloodbath that we
have in store for us. Let us now find out."



(Code: Y3KC )

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Match #3: Kat Black vs. Crimson Mask





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Mr. Clyde: "And Kat Black has done it! After 15
minutes of grueling action, Kat was
able to get the win with her "Blackout"
finisher in 15 minutes. Kat transitioned
into it masterfully by switching to
Crimson's back when she wasn't expecting it."

Mr. Clyde: "Kat had an uphill battle here because it
appeared that Crimson was able to bloody
Kat early on. I think Crimson was hiding
her sickle in her uniform and used it on
Kat in the beginning of the match. As
great as a wrestler Kat is, it was hard
for her to see Crimson and respond to her.
But Crimson became frustrated as the match
went on because, despite the advantage she
gave herself, Kat refused to be put away.
Kat rallied back and was able to win this
match. Kat's experience in the ring,
tenacity, spirit, and undeniable skill
got her this victory. A victory which
is probably her biggest one in OG-Joshi."

Mr. Clyde: "But it appears that Crimson Mask still
has some energy left and...oh no..."


*Crimson Mask furtively takes the sickle out of her
ring attire and slices Kat's mask with it. With her
mask frayed, Kat is unable to see and Crimson continues
to violently attack her and stomp her into the ground.
She then puts on the sickle-assisted Crossface*

Mr. Clyde: "The referee is trying to pry Crimson
off but she won't let go of Kat! Crimson
even just got up, kicked the ref out
of the ring, and has put the sickle on
again. And wait..here comes help from
the back...it's Angelica Hyde!"

*Angelica Hyde comes running down to the ring and rolls
into it. Crimson sees her and releases her hold on Kat.*

Mr. Clyde: "Angelica is a LAWL and OG-Joshi wrestler
and was invited backstage for the night
to watch the event."

*Angelica eyes the sickle in Crimson's right hand and
starts slowly pacing around her looking to kick it
out of her hand. But before Angelica has a chance,
Crimson quickly reaches into her left pocket with
her left hand and THROWS something into her eyes.*


Mr. Clyde: "That looks like some kind of powder
or salt. Definitely intended to blind
her opponents and it has done so to Angelica."


*Crimson hits a big uraken that sends Angelica into
the corner. She then starts hitting the defenseless
Angelica with "Saber Hammers" in the corner. Finally,
Crimson hisses and takes some more of her powder
and puts it...in her own mouth? The heck?*


Mr. Clyde: "Wait...is that...is that GUNPOWDER?"


*Crimson cocks her head back and then lets loose
with a HUGE flame that emanates from her mouth...
which narrowly misses Angelica because...*


Mr. Clyde: "Who the HELL is that!? Is that
ANOTHER member of the crowd who
just jumped the guard rail?"

*Right as Crimson was about to spit out that
huge ball of fire, a blond male from the audience,
wearing a silver shirt and blue jeans,
jumped over the guard rail and grabbed Angelica's
feet to drag her out of the ring. Crimson
looks on furiously and then goes back to Kat
who is slowly getting up. But the male rolls
into the ring and starts throwing kicks at
Crimson who finally bails out of the ring as
Angelica and Kat begin to regain their alertness.*


Mr. Clyde: "I...I think I've seen that guy
before, that's...that's Angelica
Hyde's BROTHER, Jason. I saw him
in the background during a spot
that Kat and Angelica filmed for
LAWL. I think he is a wrestler
too, but he is not affiliated
with OG-FPD or Joshi in any way."


*Jason helps Angelica and Kat to the back as
Crimson runs out of the ring and leaves through
the crowd. Kat's mask is torn but she appears
to be allright and Angelica has mostly recovered
from the assault and has regained her vision.*



Mr. Clyde: "I can't say I'm angry to see Crimson's
attack stopped, but I have a feeling
some others might not feel the same way.
OrochiGeese and General Celes feel very
strongly against members of the crowd
getting involved for any reason. But
I think it's safe to say that, tonight,
OG and Celes have a lot of other matters
on their mind. But I don't think we've
seen the last of this situation, especially
between Crimson Mask and Kat Black. And
considering that Crimson lost her match
tonight, even if she was successful in
getting some revenge in attacking Kat,
and that Angelica came to Kat's aid,
I doubt Crimson accomplished all her
goals. But what now for a woman who
isn't actually on the OG-Joshi roster?
We will have to hear from Celes about the
future of Crimson Mask in OG-Joshi. But
that will be for another night as we
still have many more matches to have."





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[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time to get to what
may be the best pure wrestling match
on this card. Angle vs. Regal would
have a shot at that honor but it appears
tonight will be more about brawling between
them then anything else. And even if they
were interested in putting on a wrestling
clinic, I think they'd have to be at their
best to give us a better match then Visper
Karr and Jo Ryder could give us."

Mr. Clyde: "Jo Ryder actually had a hand in training
visper Karr, along with Twinky McLanahan.
So there is plenty of in-ring familiarity
between Visper and Jo. But this match was
brought on by what happened in the ring
AND outside of the ring. During the OG-Joshi
Tag Team Tournament, Visper and Jo were
beaten by Haley Cannon and Valeriyah
Belikov. Haley made Jo tap out and, in
the process, broke her leg. However
what happened in that match was much deeper
then just the outcome, it was Jo's behavior
that caused a disagreement between her and
Visper. Visper felt that Jo was monopolizing
the match for their team and was not giving
Visper a chance to help out as much as she
should have. Jo admitted that she was focused
on trying to outwrestle two women that had
shared submission styles like Jo but said
it to justify her actions rather then to
apologize. Visper believed their team could
have won if Jo hadn't tried to personally
outwrestle both opponents, but rather, worked
as more of a team with Visper. And she
felt that Jo patronized her during that
match and after the match with her justification."

Mr. Clyde: "Visper was very unhappy that Jo cost her
the chance of competing for the coveted
OG-Joshi Tag Titles. And with Jo Ryder's
recent announcement that she would be
going on a "retirement tour", Visper wanted
a piece of Jo in the ring before Jo was
done for good. Due to the tag match and
their long past together, there is certainly
going to be a very strong emotional component
in this match. But unlike Angle and Regal,
Jo and Visper will attempt to outwrestle
each other and be the better competitor
within the rules. Visper will have to contend
with Jo's punishing suplexes, takedowns,
and submissions while Jo will have to weather
Visper's own wrestling ability laced with
her strikes that have knock out potential.
We all saw Visper KO Yoyo Banzai at Unleashed
with the "Running Face Kick" and know just
what a clean kick can do from Visper. But
we also know just how painful those Jo
Ryder suplexes and submissions are. Her
"Queen's Clutch", "Ryder Crossface", and
"Eclipse Festival" have led to and caused
many victories for Jo. Futhermore, both
woman are experts at getting the proper
leverage to execute non impact pinning
manuevers out of nowhere, or "flash pins."
And just when it seems that they have run
out of ways to beat each other, either one
of them can easily grab the other in a
punishing german suplex hold or, in Jo's
cases, multiple ones. Both of these two
have the tools to win any match against
any wrestler. Each even hold victories
within the last year against OG-Joshi
Champion Holly, though before she became
champion. Still, if you look at the
wrestlers these two have beaten, you
see a who's who in the wrestling world.


Mr. Clyde: "And tonight, they each have the chance
to beat each other. And we have the chance
to watch them compete to get that result.
So let us do exactly that right now."



(Code: Y3VJ )

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Match #4: Visper Karr vs. Jo Ryder





Mr. Clyde: "That has got to be one of the best
OG-Joshi matches of the entire year,
no doubt in my mind. Congratulations
to both Jo and Visper for competing
on such a high level and quite
possibly stealing the show tonight."


(OG-FPD match #5 at this point)



Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time for one of the most
anticipated matches of this show. This
match has been in the making ever since
this summer when the OG-Joshi Tag Team
Title Tournament was first announced.
Both of these teams had to beat two
other very qualified teams to make it
to the finals. Dizzy and Azumi, who are
collectively known as HAWT*Wing, had to
beat the teams of Kat Black/Angelica Hyde
and Haley Cannon/Valeriyah Belikov. Both
matches were very hard fought and gave
HAWT*Wing two very different tests in
terms of strategies to use. Kat/Angelica
were a team of very fast, high flyers
and strikers. Whereas Haley and Valeriyah
were a team of mat wrestling and submissions."

Mr. Clyde: "Kaori NiGHT and Jenny McLanahan are the
other team in this Finals match. They also
had to face two tough teams to get to this
point. First they faced the debuting Reed
Sisters, Melody and Harmony. Since it
was their debut, Kaori and Jenny did not
have a chance to scout them out and were
certainly challenged by their skills.
Then Kaori and Jenny faced off with a
very motivated Lana and Lisa Robinson,
two tough strikers that brought the fight
to them. As with HAWT*Wing, Kaori and
Jenny had to face two different styles
in their matches as well."

Mr. Clyde: "And now both teams must face each other
to decide who will be the first OG-Joshi
Tag Team Champions. And this matchup appears
quite even in both skill and even technique
to an extent. All four women are extremely
agile and are able to work a high flying
style. But each woman also has their own
characteristics. Jenny McLanahan is very
well versed in lucha libre submissions,
dubbed "twisty bread subs" by Mr. Figaro.
Jenny is excellent at weakening the arms
of her opponents and setting it up for
those submissions. Kaori NiGHT is probably
the best striker of these four in addition
to her blazing speed. Azumi Oonishi has
a number of high impact slams and is also
extremely good at running the ropes to
hit quick planchas. Dizzy may be the fastest
of these four, by a small margin, and
is probably the best all-around wrestler
here. She also possesses some of the most
difficult and impressive moves to pull
off, due to her Spin Cycle and Dizzyrana."

Mr. Clyde: "Dizzy also was the first OG-Joshi Champion
but is not the only women to hold gold.
Jenny McLanahan is a former C-CWA Women's
Champion. Kaori NiGHT is a two time C-CWA
Women's Champion, a former M-DWF Women's
Champion and a two time OJW Champion."

Mr. Clyde: "But tonight will most likely continue
telling the recurring story of this
tournament: That as good as a singles
wrestler as you are, it is how well
you work as a team that will attain
victory. We have seen a number of
strong singles wrestlers fall in this
tournament because their teamwork
was not as good as the teamwork of
the two teams in this finals match."

Mr. Clyde: "You look at these two teams and what
they have done in the last few rounds
and their teamwork shines through.
Jenny and Kaori have known each other
for years and have a very strong comfort
level and shared mind in that ring. And
despite the fact that Dizzy and Azumi have
just started teaming, they have amazing
chemistry together that makes it seem they
have been teaming for years. In fact, while
Azumi Oonishi may be the one women in this
match that doesn't have the singles accolades
like the others, she appears to be perhaps
the best tag team wrestler in the match.
She has contributed to the match in those
subtle ways that a quality tag team wrestler
can. Knowing when to get in the ring to help
her partner and collaborating on both double
team moves AND double team strategy. But can
her expertise along with Dizzy's skills be
able to counter that strong bond and will
that Jenny and Kaori have? Despite the fact
that Jenny and Kaori have indeed had some
differences in the last year, recent weeks
have shown that they are more dedicated then
ever to being on the same page and winning
these tag titles. But Azumi and Dizzy want
to win these Titles not just for the status
of being Champion, but also to help prove
HAWT*Wing's philosophy about OG-Joshi being
about noble in-ring competition."

Mr. Clyde: "So now it is time to find out who will be
the first OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions.
General Celes has set up this tournament
because of the stellar tag team competition
that OG-Joshi had put on. And she has been
very happy with how the competition has
increased thanks to setting up a goal for
being the best team. Now it is us to these
two teams to prove that they have what it
takes to raise their game even higher to
win the honor of being Tag Team Champions."





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Match #6: OG-Joshi Tag Team Title Tournament Finale


HAWT*Wing (Dizzy/Azumi) vs. Jenny McLanahan/Kaori NiGHT




Mr. Clyde: "And we go from one OG-Joshi Title match
to yet another. Though admittedly, that
last match will be a hard act to follow
for anyone and I'd like to congratulate
the new OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions."


(Haha, just cause I'm not doing *SPOILER* sections for every
match tonight doesn't mean I'm still giving the winner away
without you folks watching the match!! MWA HAHA AND SUCH!)

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "We turn now to the OG-Joshi World Title
match as Holly defends her Championship
against former World Champion, Haley Cannon."

Mr. Clyde: "This will be the third time they will face
each other in the ring. The first time
was at the Unleashed PPV back in July where
Holly beat Jo Ryder and Haley Cannon in
a Triple Threat match for the Title.
From there, they met in the Qualifying
round of the OG-Joshi Tag Team Title
Tournament. Holly's partner, picked by
General Celes, was Sandy Morton while
Haley chose her former rival Valeriyah
Belikov. While the teams were certainly
not evenly matched. Holly still did her
best. Unfortunately for her, so did Haley
and Valeriyah. And THEIR best resulted in
Holly's leg being broken in the match
by Haley's finisher, the Lancashire
Death Trap. Holly had to take time off
from the ring and rest her leg."

Mr. Clyde: "In fact, after these three months,
Holly's leg still hasn't healed to
the point she can say it's anywhere
near 100%. So Holly was assisted by
OrochiGeese, Mr. Figaro, and even me
in teaching her how to cope in the
ring with a hurt leg. The Holly we will
be seeing tonight will be fighting
quite differently then usual. As you
will see, she has both her legs in cast.
While Haley only broke her left leg, she
wanted to try to protect BOTH legs tonight
just in case Haley switches targets."

Mr. Clyde: "On account of her hurt leg and the
reduced flexibility she has due to
to her cast, she has practiced a style
that is less strenuous on her lower
body. You will see few if any attacks
using her left leg and she will be a
lot more conservative in her offensive
manuevers. She knows Haley is going to
still be able to get to her leg, but
we figured that the less Holly uses it
and tires it out, the better a chance
she'll have to fight Haley's submissions
and even try to avoid some of them."

Mr. Clyde: "But the truth is that Holly is going
into this match with some very bad odds.
Going into ANY match with Haley Cannon
is pretty much the equivalent of signing
onto a joint rehabilitation program.
Going into a match with Haley while injured
is pretty much the equivalent of signing
into a mental institution. But Holly has
never said she was fully sane, just that she
wants to be the best wrestler in OG-Joshi
and the world. If anything, a little Geese
inspired "chaos" in her brain might even
help her tonight. The fact is, Holly refused
to give up her OG-Joshi World Title despite
her injury and she wanted to prove she
was still the best...and get revenge on
Haley for originally hurting her."

Mr. Clyde: "Both women have specific strengths in
this match, or trends that may give
them the mental edge. Haley Cannon
has never lost a one on one match
in OG-Joshi. Never. She lost her
Title in a Triple Threat match, not
a regular one. And the only other
match she lost was a Tag team match
against Dizzy and Azumi, who you are
all quite familiar with from the
previous match. But Haley has won every
singles match she has been in."

Mr. Clyde: "And Holly wouldn't have this any other
way. Cause the one trend that Holly
has been on is that she continues
to defy the odds. When people said she
wasn't skilled or experienced enough,
or passionate enough about wrestling,
to beat Jo Ryder, they were proved
wrong. When they said she couldn't
win the OG-Joshi World Title, they
were proved wrong. Holly proved them
wrong by upping her game in every
circumstance. She has been doubted
her entire life and that very doubt
from others and the odds she is always
up against help drive her desire to win."

Mr. Clyde: "We saw how strong that desire was at
the end of the Unleashed triple threat
match when Jo Ryder had Holly in the
Eclipse Festival. After 30 minutes of
a grueling match, Holly was able to
withstand and break out of that move,
an act seen as shocking to everyone
else. Holly can take pain, but she
will have to take more then just that
tonight. As strong as the Eclipse
Festival is, it is not aimed at breaking
a bone, just in making their opponent
pass out from pain and lack of oxygen.
The majority of Haley Cannon's submissions
are aimed at breaking bones. ANd as Geese
says, you can not defy reality. If Holly's
leg breaks again, or if Haley manages to
break an arm, Holly will lose actual
use of that limb and the odds will get
even worse for her. Simply put, Holly's
passion alone won't save her in this
match, she will have to beat Haley before
Haley manages to tear Holly apart, limb
from limb. ANd to do so, Holly will need
to outwrestle Haley, which is a feat that
no one yet has been able to do. Haley does
not have it easy in this match either up
against someone like Holly who will take
ANY route to win, but Haley does have
the advantage here. Though we also must
remember that Holly has been able to
scout Haley better for this match better
then Haley has been able to scout Holly.
Haley does not know what Geese, Figaro,
and I prepared Holly to do in this match.
And with us giving her that edge of
surprise and strategy, the odds were
evened just a little bit."

Mr. Clyde: "But this match will be about more then
just trends, odds, and advantages, it
will be about who executes their plan
the best and who is able to adapt if
their plan is broken. And finally, it
will be about who can utilize the
strongest moves at the best times.
We are about to find out as the OG-Joshi
World Championship match is about to begin."




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Match #7: OG-Joshi World Championship Title Match


Haley Cannon vs. Holly (c)




Mr. Clyde: "An absolutely amazing display of
passion and skill from both women.
How each of them were able to hang
on at the end of that match is
a testament to their love for
wrestling and the OG-Joshi World Title."

[OrochiGeese]

(Special bonus match: OG-FPD match with e-fed characters. Heck, it's an amazing match, you guys gotta watch it! OG-Joshi site or not!)


Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time to get to the main
event of the evening. A match that is
a "first" in OG-FPD, an 8 man tag
elimination match that we are simply
calling "Survival."

Mr. Clyde: "At the previous Donnybrook PPV, we
saw a tag team match with Orochi Geese
teaming with ROH Champion Samoa Joe
to take on Bak Fu and "kinda still maybe
PW-W UWH Champion if that title still
kinda maybe exists, or so?" Twinky
McLanahan. He never DID get beaten
for that Title, after all."

Mr. Clyde: "That match was perhaps the most
physically taxing match we have
ever seen in OG-FPD. The two teams
tore into each other for over 30
minutes of pure physical onslaught."

Mr. Clyde: "But that wasn't enough...not for
those men, and not for us to give
you fans. As after Bak Fu and Twinky
emerged victorious in that epic match,
OrochiGeese still showed himself
to be unsatiated with violence. And
so, him and Twinky negotiated this
match, one even more brutal. Because
not only does it include the 4 men
from Donnybrook, but it adds on another
4. OrochiGeese and Samoa Joe will be
joined by McPro Cruiserweight Champion
Johnny Wang and one half of the FPN Tag
Champions, Mr. Figaro. Twinky and Bak
Fu will be joined by former two time
PW-W Grandmaster Champion Eddie SWan
and Twinky McLanahan's legacy student,
Nick Strife. Add those four men and
you add two more feuds. AS Mr. Figaro
and Eddie Swan have been fighting for
months, and Nick Strife and Johnny Wang
have been fighting for YEARS."

Mr. Clyde: "Then add in the stipulation of the
elimination rules. That means this
match could end up in any combination
of handicap match possibilities. All
four men on one team can proceed to
eviscerate the sole remaining member
of another. I know that is what Orochi
Geese is looking forward to doing to
either Twinky or Nick Strife. Or we
could have a match where each team
gradually loses a member and each team
desperately fights for that edge in
manpower. Or all four men could just
walk into that ring and KO each other
within 30 seconds. All of these outcomes
are possible in this match and with
these fierce wrestlers."


(Though it's safe to say the 30 second match doesn't happen, LOL)


*Mr. Clyde looks around*


Mr. Clyde: "Did you just hear something? Never mind."

Mr. Clyde: "OrochiGeese has taken it upon himself to
do more then just win the match, but he
wants to specifically injure Twinky and
Nick. OG's rivalry with Twinky has been
well documented and ranges from PW-W
to OG-FPD to McPro. But when Twinky
announced that Nick Strife would be
joining this team, and called Nick's
usage of Twinky's "Snack Road" philosophy
as his LEGACY, OrochiGeese smelled blood
in the water. If Geese can hurt Nick
Strife in this match, he can do more to
hurt Twinky McLanahan, a man who admitted
how important his legacy is, then OG
has ever done before to him. However,
with Nick Strife flanked by Bak Fu,
Eddie Swan, and Twinky, OG had better
leave the "legacy" mission to after
victory has been ensured for his team."

Mr. Clyde: "It is safe to say that OG is a target
himself due to his chaotic behavior
of the past. Twinky McLanahan pretty
much has standing justification to
bring the fight to OG on any occasion,
even a street corner near an old folks
home, due to the violent acts OG has
done to Twinky. Also, we can not forget
that Eddie Swan and OrochiGeese have had
a rivalry in the past as well. While OG
has helped Figaro train for Swan, Swan
still would love to have a good showing
against Geese, in addition to Figaro."

Mr. Clyde: "Then we have Nick Strife and Johnny Wang
who are currently at odds, as they have
been often in the past, over the McPro
Cruiserweight Title in McPro. Since Wang
is a member of the Orochi Army and Nick
is Twinky's student, their warfare has
been borrowed for this match as well."

Mr. Clyde: "Finally we have the meeting of two men
that shouldn't EVER meet if we value
the health of the world: Bak Fu and
Samoa Joe: The irresistable force vs
the immovable object. Pure will vs.
pure strength. At Donnybrook, Bak Fu
was able to defeat Samoa Joe...but
only after a moonsault foot stomp and
the "Last Breath"...both moves which
were preceded by a Frankensteiner to
the floor on Joe. Bak Fu threw everything
possible at Joe to get that victory,
but he DID get that victory as Joe
passed out from the Buffalo Sleeper.
Even after all of that abuse, Joe didn't
tap, but he eventually passed out. Joe
wants revenge and this match is a chance
to get it. Bak Fu wants to once again
prove his superiority and will have
this match to do so."

Mr. Clyde: "Last year, OG-FPD brought you one
of the best matches we ever had at
the Two Year Anniversary Voltage.
OrochiGeese fought Twinky McLanahan
to a 30 minute draw. But tonight,
tonight we bring you a match that
will push these two men, and SIX
more of the best wrestlers in the
world, to the furthest edge possible.
We now bring you...Survival."



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Match #8: SURVIVAL Match: 8 Man Elimination Tag

(This match video is split into three parts to
avoid having to download one file over 150mb.
Each video includes one of the "thirds" of the match)

Part 1: og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/PPV/3YearAnniversary/3YearSURVIVAL1of3.zip

Part 2: og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/PPV/3YearAnniversary/3YearSURVIVAL2of3.zip

Part 3: og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/PPV/3YearAnniversary/3YearSURVIVAL3of3.zip





Mr. Clyde: "There is nothing I can even attempt
to say that conveys the match we just
saw. It was brutal, borderline barbaric,
and all 8 men gave it their all for over
60 minutes of wrestling action."

Mr. Clyde: "We thank you for joining us on this
special night in OG-FPD history. Hopefully
you have enjoyed us for the last three
years of our existence, and will for many
more. We will be on holiday break until
late January when we will be coming to you
with the next Voltage. In the meantime.
you will be able to catch LAWL's LAWLIDAY
2006 show in mid January which will include
many stars from OG-Joshi. Thank you again
for watching and let the chaos be with you."



*Hope you enjoyed the show and thanks for supporting OG-FPD/Joshi!*

*Special thanks to McPro for providing wrestlers to the main
event and special thanks to everyone involved in OG-FPD and
OG-Joshi (and LAWL!) for making edits, RP'ing, and helping
to make these feds the #1 choice for Goose monsters everywhere!*

*Humor me now as I discuss high level string theory and the
effects of magnetism on the weak nucle... um, Thanks again!*