OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV - Part 2 - 2/16/08

[OrochiGeese]

PART 2 of the OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV




Part 1 can be found here and in blog form.



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Tonight's Card:

*Blue: Universal Battle League matches
*Red: OG-Joshi matches


3YII - *Intermission period*

3YTT - OG-Joshi Tag: J*NiGHT vs. HAWT*Wing (c)
3YU3 - Universal Championship: Match 1: Twinky vs. Jack Dod
3YJC - OG-Joshi World Title: Alicia Gordon vs. Holly (c)
3YTO - Thunder Strike vs. OrochiGeese



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*"Fields of Fantasy" plays on the loudspeakers as none other then General Celes walks to the ring with microphone in hand.*

[MJC:] "Wow. THAT was a quick intermission! Is she the ref for the next match?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Actually, I believe this is still part of intermission. General Celes has wanted to make an important announcement for months but has saved it for tonight."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Right NOW, tonight!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes, that WAS the implication, thank you."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Welcome!"


[Celes:] "Tonight we celebrate the OG-FPD 4 year anniversary but, also, OG-Joshi's 3 year mark. Over these years, we have amassed a very impressive roster. It has gotten to the point, however, that we must change things in order to accomodate everyone in a more convenient way. Amplitude was originally created for this purpose, but we did not go far enough. Tonight, we will."

[Celes:] "From now on, OG-Joshi will be split into two shows with two distinct rosters: Voltage and Amplitude. Wrestlers on both shows can compete for the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championship. But only Voltage will house the OG-Joshi World Championship. As the year progresses, we will be introducing an Amplitude Championship as well for wrestlers to shoot for as the pinnacle of that show. There will be more details about that when we get to the summer."

[Celes:] "Voltage will continue to be the home of the more established OG-Joshi wreslters. But with such an impressive influx of wrestlers over the last year, I found that some of our newer and most promising rookies were getting lost in the shuffle of just having one main show. Amplitude will be given to those wrestlers hungry to make an impact in OG-Joshi and a name for themselves. They will also be eligible to compete in PPV events. While there will be occasional crossover, I believe this split will help both shows stand out as well as the wrestlers themselves."

[Celes:] "And we in OG-Joshi are ready to give Amplitude and its wrestlers the attention it deserves."

*Celes points to the Orochi-Tron which comes to life with a SPIFFY logo*



[Celes:] "And yet another logo from our wonderful OG-Joshi tech team"

(aka Motosada, aka Logo Deity of the Beyond)




[Celes:] "You can find a tentative list for each roster on the OG-Joshi website. There are a few wrestlers that will be given a trial period as "floaters". These wrestlers are good candidates for either show and will be given the chance to see which one they fit into better. Furthermore, that list does not take into account tonight's..."uninvited appearances" of both Crimson Mask and Lori Cuozzo. But I will take care of that situation and ----"

*Celes' microphone cuts out just as we see Sergeant Drake Yoshida making his way down to the ring. Celes has a surprised but amused look on her face as Drake gets into the ring, holding his own microphone*

[Celes:] "Yes?"

[Drake:] "Hey! How did you get that microphone working again! I specifically told the crew in the back to-"

[Celes:] "Magic, I suppose." *Celes shrugs and smirks*

[Drake:] "No matter, if I can't get you to stop talking through technical means, then I'll just have to be a hero and win the crowd back from the point of boredom. Boredom YOU caused. But right now, all will be right, as I have a HUGE announcement to make."

[Celes:] "Are you volunteering to be on the Amplitude roster? Cause every show needs its share of unlovable losers."

[Drake:] "No! No more OG-Joshi! We're all sick of it! UBL is the superior promotion under the Orochi-O's corporate umbrella! And if you think your announcement was big, then mine is even bigger!"

[Celes:] "Bigger then splitting a promotion into two shows?"

[Drake:] "Bigger then ANYTHING OG-Joshi related!"

[Celes:] "Fine, let's hear it then. Is UBL adding yet another unnecessarily specialized league with confusing rules to serve OrochiGeese's next ridiculously circuitous plan? Let me guess, a league JUST for ambidextrous masked wrestlers who work the leg and won't be allowed to face each other in matches unless there's a full moon over at least one third of the selected home arenas?"

*Drake is seen trying to figure all that out....he considers it for a moment, appears to think its a good idea, then realizes its a joke and gets angry*

[Drake:] "NO!! In fact, this doesn't have to do with the league portion of UBL at all."

[Celes:] "Just the "Universal Battle" part? Let me guess, you're opening the dimensional gates? And I'm gonna have to stand here and convince you not to do it so in order to prevent a terrible evil? Should Clyde and Figaro help too? We have experience in "talking down" megalomaniacs, after all, though perhaps we have gotten rusty considering the state of affairs around here..."

[Drake:] "NO!! In case you don't realize it, UBL is more then just our leagues. We also specialize in our "Open Shows". Up until now, we have been very satisfied with how things have been run. We have offered dream matches like no other promotion. But after all the challenges and claims that Gene Starr has made over the past few months...I have realized that a new element needs to be entered into our Open shows. You see, Gene has claimed that HE is the UBL Champion. Obviously, either Jack Dod or Twinky will become the Universal Champion tonight. But that's not what Gene had in mind nor is it a title that can be regularly defended."

[Celes:] "Much like the OG-Joshi World Title for the last year due to Holly and Geese's scheming..." *Celes rolls her eyes*

[Drake:] "Quiet!! Now what I am going to say will shake UBL and the wrestling world to the core!! Starting in March, we will be having a 16 man tournament taking place on Open shows to crown the first OPEN Show Champion...or as we will be calling it, the "NEXUS Championship" Finally, UBL will have a regularly defended Championship so that wrestlers like Gene Starr will have to repeatedly prove their claims. There will be more details about this in the next month, especially at the February Open show! UBL fans, this is the dawning of a new era and one that will put the finishing touches of perfection on a promotion that dares to be the best in the world-"

[Celes:]: "Wonderful...a tournament and a league at the same time. I'm impressed, Drake...you gonna handle this all by yourself or is your mommy and daddy gonna help you with it like all your other past UBL endeavors?"

*Drake turns red in the face and aggressively approaches Celes*

[Drake:] "I've had it up to HERE with your insults!"


[MJC:] "Hey Clyde, should you and Figaro step in?"

[Mr. Figaro:] 'Haha, I think Celes will be fine there...i just hope Yoshida isn't as big an idiot as he seems like."

[MJC:] "Oh he is, believe me!"


[Celes:]: "And what do you intend to do about it?"

[Drake:] "Have OrochiGeese officially declare that UBL is the number one promotion and that OG-Joshi's luck is running out to be operating under the Oroc-"

[Celes:] "Yes, the Orochi-O's corporate umbrella, you said it before. Well, you know Drake, you must be quite threatened by OG-Joshi and I, seeing as how you were responsible for all our shows to be postponed last summer while your silly little league needed full attention. But I, on the other hand, could not give a damn how many tournaments, leagues, round robins, or games of checkers you want to run in UBL. The one piece of advice I DO have for you is this: I strongly recommend that you NEVER interrupt me again when I am in the middle of an OG-Joshi announcement ."

[Drake:] "Or what? I'll actually help your ratings and wake your fans up so that they will hear your lies!? And then they'll walk over to MY side of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena to witness the greatness of the UBL Battle Chamber!"

[Celes:] "I don't think we've had any such 'defections' tonight. In fact, the crowd is even bigger after the Visper/Haley match from earler."

[Drake:] "Please, it's probably just sympathy. All you have is a shoddy promotion with little girls barely able to wrestle-"

*Kick 'em when he's Down" plays and the OG-Joshi World Champion comes to the ring with a cocky look. She grabs Drake's mic*

[Celes:] "What an evening, I now get to spend it with my two favorite people in the world -"

[Holly:] "Shut it Celine, my beef isn't with you, it's with HIM."

*Drake has already procured another mic but Holly grabs him by the collar*

[Drake:] "I'm sorry, is there a problem, Miss Walker?"

[Holly:] "Damn right there is. Did you just call OG-Joshi a shoddy promotion? Did you just say we're a bunch of little girls and that we can't wrestle? Cause fuck, Yoshi...I'm the OG-Joshi World Champion and I take EXCEPTION to that."

*The fans actually begin cheering Holly pretty loudly*

[Holly:] "I worked my ass off to become the best wrestler in the world. I beat the best and they weren't anything to sneeze at...well, maybe Jo Ryder...though it wasn't sneezing that guys did on her, still...I'll be damned if I'm gonna hear guff from some little business school prick like you who never got into the ring. And I'm not gonna hear you shit all over the promotion that I built with my hard work. You see this?"

*Holly thrusts her belt into Drake's face as Celes looks on, amused.*

[Holly:] "This says I'm the best here. And I've BEEN the best here for a year and a half!! That MEANS something to me, cause I actually beat some half decent wrestlers here. Jo Ryder, Haley Cannon, heck, even good ole Dizzy. They might be chicken feed compared to me, but all I see coming out from UBL are pathetic, whiny, self-important poseurs and weirdos-"

[Drake:] "Let me stop you right there, Miss Walker. I'm sorry if I offended you, and you are certainly a great female wrestler but-"

[Holly:] "Yeah, i'm a chick, and I've been making men out of boys while you were sitting in your bedroom wanking to hentai after school. But *touches her chest* phenomenal breasts aside, you got something to say about my ABILITY in the ring?? You're saying I don't measure up to 'UBL standards'?"

*Drake is stammering but tries to calm down*

[Drake:] "Quite obviously, you can't possibly be suggesting that you or any female wrestler in OG-Joshi can match to one from UBL?"

[Celes:] "I actually think she has done MORE then suggest that."

[Holly:] "Damn right. Just cause Geese is cool with UBL getting all this attention doesn't mean that your guys are better in the ring then us. In fact, I bet some of us can even BEAT some of your UBL guys!"

[Drake:] "You can't be serious. Are you challenging us, Miss Walker?"

[Celes:] "I don't know if she is, but I am. It's time you learn some respect for me, OG-Joshi, and our fans."

[Drake:] "So one of my dominating UBL wrestlers against one of your pretty girls?"

[Celes:] "Both our rosters are here tonight, correct? So let's do it NOW."

*Drake looks taken aback but has a big smile on his face*

[Drake:] "I believe you referred to me earlier as a child before who needed his mommy. But sadly for you, tonight will be like taking candy from a baby when UBL faces OG-Joshi. But so as not to fall into the usual OG-Joshi pattern of predictable and boring matches, let's spice it up a bit. Make it actually exciting and competitive like UBL. How about you choose both your representative AND mine."

[Holly:] "First smart thing you said all night. Too bad it's gonna bite you in the ass, much like Naja Mask probably does in order to keep his job!"

*Holly quickly pushes an offended Drake back and then takes Celes by the hand into the far corner for a conference.*


[MJC:] "I seriously do NOT believe what I am hearing or seeing."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Celes and Holly agreeing on something!?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "More importantly, we're about to have an inter-promotional, intergender match and OG-Joshi gets to choose it. Say what you want about either Celes or Holly but both of them are extremely smart. Drake has just made a grave error. And while UBL is a great promotion, I think it is going to have trouble representing itself in this setting."

*Holly and Celes come back*

[Holly:] "Fact is, I have a World Title match tonight. So as much as I love OG-Joshi and want to defend it, there's no way I'm skipping out on the chance to defend my World title and embarrass Alicia Gordon at the same time. However-"

[Celes:] "However, you talk big, Yoshida. Let's see if you can back it up. Any wrestler from UBL, correct?"

[Drake:] "Anyone who has ever competed on a UBL show."

[Celes:] "Two words."

*Both Celes and Holly smile and Drake gets a bit uneasy but still looks confident*

[Holly:] "JAKOB FURIS."

*Drake might as well just been hit with a rocket launcher. He turns pale (pale as Furis, I might add) and begins pleading*

[Drake:] "No! You can't!! We'll be ruined if that's our representative!"

[Celes:] "If it makes you feel any better, we would have chosen Centurion had Geese not killed him."

[Holly:] "He...he killed him?"

[Celes:] "Or sent him to the hospital or something."

[Drake:] "But Furis isn't even an official-"

[Holly:] "Can it. Furis has made more appearances on Open shows then YOU have."

[Celes:] 'You said anyone that has competed on a UBL show. It's hard to call what Furis does "wrestling", but he has competed. That's your representative.

[Holly:] "Unless you want to crawl away with your tail in between your legs, Yoshi. But be sure to acknowledge us as superior if you do."

[Drake:] "Just stop, fine. Furis will compete for us. Come on...*Drake motions to the back*

*A few seconds later, Jakob Furis ambles his way to ringside, with a huge smile. He grabs a mic and gets into the ring*

[Furis:] "Ah-HA!! Jakob Furis has crashed the party of OG-FPD!"

[Holly:] "You were invited, you moron."

[Furis:] "No matter! I am here on the biggest night and vill vepresent UBL against you foul women!! I have never lost to any man, voman, or child-"

[Holly:] "You got your ass pinned in 5 seconds at TRIBULATION, I was there, I saw it. I laughed!"

[Furis:] "Uh...I vill vin my match tonight and be the new UBL Nexus Champion this year! I vill spread my vings and fly to the highest peak of professional vestling and I begin my ascent tonight!"

[Drake:] "Yes yes, very good. Now, who is the OG-Joshi representative?"

*Holly grins...but far more sadistically then she did before Furis was announced*

[Holly:] "Oh,. I believe she'll be here in the next few moments. It takes her a little while to get here due to her size. Cause Jakob Furis' opponent is the female blitzkrieg...the prussian pummeler. The most feared wrestler in OG-Joshi. Folks, I bring you the wonder of the germanic world: JULI KRIEGER!!"


OG-Joshi's representative enters!


*Drake Yoshida actually physically FAINTS. Holly is laughing her ass off and Celes seems a bit amused at Drake's reaction but is sporting enough to call for the medical staff to drag Drake away. It should also be noted that Furis has made about 5 attempts to leave the ring at this point, but security has stopped him. He is now trapped with the german behemoth: Juli Krieger.*

[Holly:] "Good luck, UBL, you're gonna need it!"

[Celes:] "I never thought I would want to watch the day that Juli Krieger demolishes someone but-"

[Holly:] "It's ok Celsius, I never thought I'd agree with you either. Yikes, I hope I didn't catch "tranny" from you or anything during a board meeting!! Nah...probably just something odd in the air tonight *smirks* Anyway, I'd love to watch this match but I have my own to prepare for. Ta-ta!"

*Holly passes Juli on her way out and whispers something to her, then pats her on the back. Juli then smiles widely at Celes, and gets into the ring to corner Furis.*

[Mr. Figaro:] "This is just an obscene matchup, I really have nothing to say."

[MJC:] "Vampire vs. huge german woman. Only in OG-FPD!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "One for the ages."


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[Mr. Clyde:] "Anyone surprised?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Nope."

[MJC:] "Nope."

Juli Krieger (O) [Todestrophen - 18:19] (X) Jakob Furis

[Mr. Clyde:] "It looks like they are now scraping Furis off the mat. So we'll need some more time until the next match begins."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I wonder why Furis didn't try to turn into a bat and fly away?"

[MJC:] "I'm pretty sure Krieger would have EATEN him then."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I do wonder what Holly whispered to Juli before the match."

[MJC:] "Juli sure gave Celes her best smile. A little alarming really."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Think of it like this, Celes basically just FED Juli Krieger. Much like a circus owner gives a big hunk of meat to the lion."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Celes just gave Juli her meal for the night. Wow, no, that came out wrong!!"

[MJC:] "Eewwww"


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[Mr. Clyde:] "I think we better transition back to more...athletic pursuits. As it is now time to discuss the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championship match. J*Night, Jenny McLanahan and Kaori NiGHT challenge the reigning champions, HAWT*Wing, Azumi Oonishi and Dizzy."

[MJC:] "HAWT*Wing won these very titles against these very opponents at the 3 year Anniversary PPV last year."

[Mr. Clyde:] "And they successfully defended them against another combination of J*Night, Juli Tanaka and Kaori, at the Limit.Break PPV in May. But Kaori and Jenny have both been a lot more aggressive these last few months in pursuing the title. Meanwhile, HAWT*Wing has had to deal with a lot of internal dissension between Dizzy and former member. Alicia Gordon."

[Mr. Figaro:] "AND rising gas prices! The cost of living expenses has skyrocketed. The job and housing markets are -"

[MJC:] "Thank you Alan Figarospan!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm more then just an incredible body, Jean. I'm a Renaissance Man!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah, the one that plays the role of town jester. Now if you're done acting stupid..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I've got more."

*Clyde sighs*

[Mr. Clyde:] "This match has four of the best in OG-Joshi. Dizzy is the first OG-Joshi Champion and many say the heart and soul of this fed. Azumi Oonishi has really risen to the occasion in this last year as a tag team specialist. Kaori NiGHT is the undisputed Queen of Professional Wrestling and arguably the best women's wrestler in the world and . And Jenny McLanahan isn't too far away from making that claim either. In fact, she is contending for the LAWL OMG Title at LAWLiday and came within a hair of defeating Holly at Limit.Break for the OG-Joshi World Title."

[MJC:] "And a lot of them have history with each other."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Jenny and Kaori are long time friends, and also playful rivals."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I'd love video proof of their 'playfullness', Clyde!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Jenny and Dizzy are also long time friends and rivals. And Dizzy and Kaori have a huge rivalry too as they both got to OG-Joshi in its formative months, have beaten many of the same opponents, have both been on the trail of winning the OG-Joshi Title, but have only faced each other a few times. Twice in tag competition and one singles encounter which was perhaps the best OG-Joshi match of 2006."

[Mr. Figaro:] "That being at Evo.R where Dizzy weathered a tremendous storm of offense by Kaori and then put her away with the Snack Wrapper. That was a huge victory in front of a larger then usual audience. Kaori respects Dizzy but she certainly would love to finally best her in a match, something she hasn't been able to do in OG-Joshi."

[MJC:] 'Meanwhile, Azumi Oonishi finds herself repeatedly on the losing end of singles matches against Kaori!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "They have faced each other two to three times in the last few years but Kaori always manages to put Azumi away decisively in singles matches. While it's true that Azumi's team has been victorious against Kaori's this last year, Azumi would really like to be the one to get victory and Kaori be the one she takes it from."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Also, Jenny McLanahan just lost a very close match against Dizzy at the final Voltage of 2007."

[MJC:] "We sure have layers and layers of rivalry!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "And cake! And hotness!"

[MJC:] "You know what THAT adds up to, right Figaro?!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "WOO! HOTCAKES!! WOOOOOOOO!!!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "So with that shouted like a mad man, let's get to the match and find out who will start off 2008 as the OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions."

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Match 7 - J*NiGHT vs. HAWT*Wing (c)



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[MJC:] "Too late! Azumi was too late!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "I always hope never to hear those two words from Kim..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Focus!"

[MJC:] "We have new OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Dizzy made a rare error. She assumed that Jenny McLanahan would be too tired to attempt to break up the pin from Dizzy's attempted post-rebound hurracarana. But Jenny really reached down to not only stop the pin, but to hit a devestating somersault legdrop onto the back of Dizzy's head. Then Kaori NiGHT, easily put the win away right in the middle of the ring. Azumi tried to break the pin up but she was just one split second too late."

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[Mr. Figaro:] "And Kaori finally got her win against Dizzy! The villagers of NiGHT rejoice! And take their tops off!"

[MJC:] "Doubtful. But J*NiGHT finally won those tag team championships they've coveted for a year and a half! Not only did they want a rematch from last year's show, but they had gone through that entire tag team tournament to reach that point. Well after a year and a half, they finally did it! You GO girls!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And they did it showing incredible teamwork throughout the entire match."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Gotta give HAWT*Wing credit too though, they looked great tonight but Dizzy's mistake, or underestimation of Jenny, really cost them."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Jenny came through at the end of that match, while Kaori quite admirably hung on during Dizzy's last series of moves. And now, the long journey of both Kaori and Jenny to hold a championship in OG-Joshi has been realized. I've always admired HAWT*Wing and their title run but I am excited to see J*NiGHT as our new champions as I believe they have a lot of momentum right now."

[MJC:] "Agreed, good job you two!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Thirded!! Massages for everyone! On the house!"

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[MJC:] "And I think we're ready for the next ma-"

*Drake Yoshida limps out to the Battle Chamber stage, looking rather ill but holding a mic*

Drake:] "I've HAD it with all the disrespect I've been shown tonight. And right now I'm gonna DO something about it."

Drake:] "Right now there is a man in the back who everyone feels sorry for. That man is Twinky McLanahan."

*The crowd boos Drake's words*

[Mr. Clyde:] "He's clearly delusional from his fainting spell before. No one anywhere, at any time, has ever PITIED Twinky McLanahan. Respected, yes. Some even idolized him. But no one pities him, not even tonight with his injury. And that's cause you can NEVER count him out of a fight."


Drake:] "Yeah, you all feel sorry for HIM just cause he got a little bump on his head in his match with Jack. So you people want me to show him mercy and schedule their match for last tonight just so he can have time to rest. To all of you, and especially him, I say NO."

[Mr. Clyde:] "I doubt Twinky asked for any such leniency or special favors."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I doubt he would, but is he conscious enough now to even be ABLE to!?"


Drake:] "Cause right now...after all the crap I've had to put up with throughout the 2007 league, and especially tonight, I'm getting even with SOMEONE. Twinky McLanahan showed me nothing but disrespect the entire league. He openly defied my orders and got in the way of our owner, OrochiGeese, every step of the way. So for that I ORDER him to come out and take part in the final fall of the Universal Championship Title match RIGHT NOW!"

*The crowd boos Drake again*

Drake:] "Boo all you want, cause tonight two of your heroes will fall. Twinky right now and Thunder Strike in the main event against Geese!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And we just confirmed the order of the final three matches tonight, as I know the OG-Joshi World Title match was scheduled to take place in between the final two UBL ones."

*Drake is suddenly taken surprise by a huge uproarious ovation. He first thinks its for him, and stupidly grins, but feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and jumps backwards when he sees Twinky standing right behind him, smiling. Twinky just shakes his head and pushes Drake out of his way as he walks to the ring.*

[Mr. Clyde:] "For a man that was just in two brutal matches and got knocked out by a metal band-assisted Dodsmack, he sure looks healthier then Drake Yoshida right now."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Yeah, we all know Twinky can miraculously get himself pumped for matches even against the greatest odds. But that doesn't mean the damage hasn't been done already. It's one thing to walk to the ring when the crowd is cheering you on, it's another thing to be in the third fall against your greatest rival when he has the health advantage and a whole bag of tricks up his sleeve."

[MJC:] "I hate to say it, but Figaro is onto something there."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Hopefully onto YOU after the show."

[MJC:] "I never!"

*Jack Dod them comes out to a huge reception of boos and people chanting: "shenaningans! shenanigans!" A chant which Jack joins in on as if they were cheering him on with it!! (Which, to his defense, some actually WERE. The equivalent of "I was chanting Boo-urns") This just upsets the crowd more, and makes Jack smile even wider. As he's halfway to the ring, Drake's mic kicks back in*

Drake:]: "Hold it just one second, Dod. Don't think you're in the clear either. This is also punishment for YOU. I knew how badly you wanted to be in main event spotlight to try to win that title. But you simply don't DESERVE that honor. The fact is, you have cheated this entire league!!! Worse then ANYONE in the UBL!! You found ways to cheat that even I couldn't imagine!! You gotta get it through your head...the UBL isn't your personal playground!! You have to play by MY rules!! This match demotion is just a warning for you. If you don't shape up in the next year during the Tag league and obey my authority, I'm personally going to boot you out of here!"

*Jack walks back to Drake and then does the fake "begging off" taunt...only to then poke him right in the eye and hit him with a DodSmack! The crowd is mixed in their reaction, but many of them cheer. Jack then turns his attention back to Twinky and runs to the ring. *

[Mr. Figaro:] "Bad night for Yoshida, eh, Clyde?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "All that matters now is that two of the greatest rivals in pro wrestling are about to face off yet again, in the final fall of a 3 match series, for the high honor of earning the Universal Championship of 2007. Folks, provided Twinky McLanahan has as much left as I think he does, i think we are all in for a phenomenal match."

*The referee, Kenshin, checks both Jack Dod and Twinky McLanahan thoroughly for any "international" objects and then starts the match*

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[MJC:] "WOW!! I think I got a little wet watching that!"

*Mr. Figaro almost falls out of his seat*

[Mr. Clyde:] "That was indeed an incredible match but that was mean of you to tease Mr. Figaro."

*MJC giggles but then gets some white stuff thrown on her face*

[MJC:] "No! I mean, I'm soaked! The fans are throwing their beverages to protest Jack Dod's victory and I just got plastered in the face with a frothy milkshake!"

*Mr. Figaro faints*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Well. Jack Dod gets a lot of flack for his behavior but we all saw tonight that when the man wants to straight up and wrestle, he is arguably the best in the world. And well, I suppose, he actually IS the best of the "Universe" now. He just took everything that Twinky just gave and perservered quite impressively. I can not believe that Jack was able to kick out of the Empryean Halo and fight out of the jujigatame."

[MJC:] "Then he immediately hit Twinky with that Dodsmack and it was IT."

Jack Dod [DodSmack - 17:35] (X) Twinky McLanahan


[Mr. Clyde:] "While I'm sure Twinky would not make excuses, we can't help but think that the previous KO took something out of his Halo lariat and the jujigatame attempt. In addition, it also probably added something to the Dodsmack in this match. Still, he pushed Jack to the limit and I thought Twinky would be able to reach deep down and pull out this victory. But Jack was too much for the weakened Twinky in that third fall."

[MJC:] "Of course. if it wasn't for Jack's cheating ways in the second fall..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Or his cheating ways throughout the entire league..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Soooo wettttt..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "But it has now been decided. Jack Dod, the former multi-time PW-W UWH Champion is now the 2007 Universal Champion of the UBL. He joins the ranks of such top wrestlers as OrochiGeese, Thunder Strike and Marauder."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Milky Jean Carter..."

[MJC:] "Eeew!" *Finally wipes the milkshake off her face and out of her hair*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Meanwhile, Twinky is getting a standing ovation by the crowd just for competing at this level. He looks a bit despondent but he is acknowledging the crowd's applause and nods back to them all as he walks to the locker room."

[MJC:] "It appears that Caleb Dod and...is that Ronnie, yes, it's Ronnie Dod too has jumped the rail and is celebrating with Jack Dod in the ring. They appear to be hocking products for fans in the front row!!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "I believe that they will be a faction in the Universal Battalion League this year."

[MJC:] "And they certainly have a lot of momentum given tonight's victory by Jack."

[Mr. Figaro:] "..blurgh....what...what happened?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Jack Dod won the Universal Championship, people threw beverages, and you passed out."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Did you revive me in time so i could gain my share of experience points!?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "....uhhh"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Damn it!! I'm not fighting that Intangir agai-"

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[Mr. Clyde:] "I'm getting word right now, from Celes backstage, that Azumi has reported that Dizzy has gone missing. I...don't quite know what to make of that but I'm hoping we can get a positive resolution of this issue."

[Mr. Figaro:] "She's probably just upset that she lost before, maybe she needs some air."

[Mr. Clyde:] "I certainly hope we can give you all a favorable update soon. It would be a blemish on this fine show, not to mention a very unfortunate situation, if something were to happen to her."

[MJC:] "You got THAT right. And this has really been quite a show. But we haven't yet heard from the man himself, OrochiGeese. Right now we have a cameraman in his lockerroom.."

[Mr. Clyde:] "But..I thought he wasn't allowing anyone to interview-"

*Suddenly, Holly's voice cuts in*

[Holly:] "Hi Clyde! You're right...he wasn't allowing anyone from the STAFF to interview him. But seeing as I am the best at EVERYTHING, I talked him into granting me an interview!! And here he is...the man, the myth, the whole whatchamachaos, OrochiGeese!"

*W see Geese hitting two punching bags, with Thunder Strike's face on it, held by Kyle Walker, who smiles at the camera*

[Geese:] "Let's make this quick."

[Holly:] "Question the first! Who do you think is the MVP of the PPV so far!? Holly 1 for interrupting Visper and Haley's match, Holly 2 for totally outsmarting your little errand-boy Yoshida, Holly 3 for having Furis destroyed and embarrassed or -"

[Geese:] "I get it, i get it. Admirable job throughout. But you still have the MOST important tasks at hand: surviving and destroying Alicia Gordon."

[Holly:] "Yes, yes, remember I told you a few months ago I had THAT taken care of? Well, literally right now...it's being taken care of."

[Geese:] "I fail to see how you interviewing me is giving you the power to defend yourself."

[Holly:] "Ha! What can I say? Just being in the same ROOM as you two warriors gives me strength!"

*OG smirks as Kyle mock flexes.*

[Geese:] "Do you have any REAL questions for me or is this just designed to get you on camera even more tonight?"

[Holly:] "You know me SO well. But seriously Geese...do you think it was a good idea to make a match where NO ONE can help you in case Thunder Strike cheats to get the upper hand and tries to end your career? Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!"

[Geese:] "I said from the start...tonight he and I finishes it. And we demand the environment to do so. No one on either side may do a thing to stop us. If they intervene, they will be thrown out of their respective fed. That goes for you too, I'm afraid, Holly. Even after you retain your World Championship, if you interfere in my match tonight...you will be forced to leave OG-Joshi for good. Same goes for Alicia or even General Celes and Sergeant Yoshida in UBL. There is a no tolerance policy and the New York City police circling the ring and the New York state athletic commission will enforce that policy unforgivingly. As for me, I do not fear any loss, i do not fear any injury...but I do slightly concern myself with the mental health of those who will watch the crippling decimation of Thunder Strike by my blood-soaked hands. I'd say THEY are the real victims here...but really, Thunder Strike is."*Geese smirks*

[Holly:] "Yep, sounds like you're ready!! Go get'em Geese!"

[Geese:] "I take it you're not too worried about my match, then?"

*Holly turns to Kyle*

[Holly:] "Hey Kai, can you give us a second?"

*Kyle nods and goes to another area of the room, doing his best to APPEAR as if he's not eavesdropping or looking on. Meanwhile, Holly gets extremely close to Geese and puts her hands on his shoulders.*

[Holly:] "Worried about your match, Geese. That depends. You worried about me in MY match...OR *Holly smiles* do you have total confidence in me?"

[Geese:] "Total, utter, and complete."

[Holly:] "Exactly. As I do with you. But Geese...take a little extra luck with you, ok?"

*Holly suddenly gives Geese a quick peck on the lips and runs out while shouting:*

[Holly:] "Don't make anything of that!! A little extra luck can't hurt!!"

*Geese stands there somewhat dumbfounded but then manages a smirk. And we go back to the arena where we see a wide-eyed MJC*

[MJC:] "OHMIGASH SHE KISSED HIM!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Relax...those two have a ...complicated relationship. Right Figaro"

*Mr. Figaro's eyes are in a similar state to MJC's*

[Mr. Figaro:] "OHMIGASH SHE KISSED HIM ON THE LIPS!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Ok, if we can all just get back to-"

[MJC:] "THEY LOVE EACH OTHER! AND ITS RIGHT NEAR VALENTINES DAY!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "I think that was just part of their friendship and concern for each other...as both of them have matches where their careers could potentially end tonight due to the anger of their opponents. Some would say, rightful anger, at that."

[Mr. Figaro:] "LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL!! Just like with you and Kat, and Kim and I! And MJC and my Vibrating Figaro doll!"

[MJC:] "..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Right now, we are ready for the OG-Joshi World Championship match between Alicia Gordon and Robin "Holly" Walker."

[MJC:] "You used her full name, this is serious!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes, indeed it is. This is not the time to give a full backstory of their rivalry as it simply is too much and too ugly to be able to tell it in detail. But allow me to sum it up. These two hate each other...and it all stems from Holly's appearance on a LAWL show, where she was embarrassed by Alicia and Marie Reyes. Holly then secretly recruited Juli Krieger and had her attack Alicia, putting her out of commission for months and getting dangerously close to ending her career and giving her long-lasting spinal injuries. Alicia came back, defeated Juli, only to find out that it was Holly behind the whole scheme all along. So this entire year, Alicia has tried to get revenge on her. No, that isn't even powerful enough. Alicia has HUNTED Holly, and tonight is the result of that hunt."

[Mr. Figaro:] "The most dangerous prey in the wild is MAN, Clyde."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Very good. Now, as we have said, the most prestigious championship in OG-Joshi is on the line in this match. But so are the careers and long term healths of both women. Alicia wants no less then to eliminate Holly from pro wrestling as both revenge for her actions and for preventative measures so that Holly never gets a chance to do to others what she had done to Alicia. Those aims, incidentally, are what caused Alicia to break with HAWT*Wing. Their primary goal was protecting wrestlers from attacks rather then Alicia's primary aim of eliminating wrestlers who regularly act violently. On the other side of this match, Holly wants to humiliate Alicia and put her out of pro wrestling as well, eliminating a thorn in her side."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly has been the OG-Joshi World Champion since August of 2006. She beat Haley Cannon and Jo Ryder in a triple threat match to win that title. And since winning it, she has defeated Haley Cannon, Keina, and Jenny McLanahan in title matches. But she has defeated the best in OG-Joshi throughout the years."

[MJC:] "Alicia is no slouch either!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "She's the current LAWL 1337 Champion and a former A/S/L Tag Champion there. She also proved that she can be a miracle worker in the ring, actually defeating...and pummeling, Juli Krieger in two matches out of three last year. Including a brutal mixed martial arts "NHB Fight" match and a steel cage at last year's Anniversary PPV. Not only did Alicia get into a steel cage with Juli Krieger, something that very few women OR men would have the guts to do, but she defeated her in that cage. Alicia Gordon is one of the top wrestlers in the world right now, and perhaps the most dangerous as well."

[Mr. Figaro:] "But Holly is the smartest, perhaps even smarter then Geese himself. Holly knows how to draw you in and then...WHAM, the trap closes in on you. Next thing you know, you're on some abandoned beach in Cabo and the locals are harvesting your organs!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "uh..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "And by that I mean, Holly makes her opponents so angry that they are in a blind rage...but it is Holly who can still see perfectly. The only one who has ever really gotten to her was Jo Ryder, due to their history. But no other wrestler has even had the mental edge on Holly. And while Alicia Gordon's intensity and violent proclamations did shake her a bit, Holly pulled herself together and apparently, by her own admissions earlier, came up with a plan."

[Mr. Clyde:] "If she even needs it. As good as Alicia is, Holly has proven herself to be the best here. Much like Jack Dod, Holly is reviled for her antics and mental warfare. But when you take all of that away, she has become a top fighter here as well. But most importantly...she simply does not lose matches without some epic effort by the other wrestler. Look at the past few years of matches she has been in and it reads as a list of "almost got her". Jenny came so close, Haley came so close, Keina...not so much. Many have been right near the cusp of beating Holly and Holly just KEEPS FIGHTING and ends up getting the victory after her opponents are shocked at her resiliency."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Agreed. And the way I see it, Alicia Gordon has only one way to win this match, and it's by knock out. Cause if you think Holly will ever tap out to Alicia, after all that's happened, forget it. Not to mention that Holly takes more pride in that OG-Joshi World Title then anything else in her life. It's true, you can ask her."

[Mr. Clyde:] "It is true. But it's not just the title on the line or the opportunity to end their opponent's careers, it's pride. And Alicia has that in spades. She would never tap to Holly. And neither Alicia nor Holly will attempt a flash pin here. They want to finish each other decisively. And I don't mean finish the MATCH, I mean each other's health. For Alicia, that means knocking Holly out completely. For Holly, that just might mean the same against Alicia."

[Mr. Figaro:] "This is gonna be brutal, Clyde!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And folks, I think we are finally ready for this match. You know, it was at the February 11th, 2007 Voltage when Holly told Alicia that she was behind Juli's attack on her. So Alicia has now experienced one full year of concentrated and stored up hatred against Holly and only had only a few opportunities to vent it. We are about to see it all come out, and witness Holly's best efforts to use it to her own advantage. Whose plan will win out? Whose improvisational tactics will work best?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Ryan Stiles."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Uh...let's get to the match!"

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*Silence from the commentary booth for at least 2 minutes. A look of shock from MJC.*


[Mr. Clyde:] "I...don't know what to say. The medical staff..they are rushing to the scene on the stage of the Battle Chamber where Dizzy is...this unlike anything we have ever seen before in OG-Joshi. Just, just its disrespectful to even describe her status. She's hurt bad, that's all we need to say."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Juli Krieger....she was at her most aggressive tonight ever. Not even when she attacked Alicia that first time did she do what she did tonight. Furis got off easy, is all I'm saying."

[MJC:] "Azumi and Alicia have both rushed to the scene but it really is too late. The medics are very very slowly moving Dizzy onto a stretcher and out of the arena."

[Mr. Clyde:] "This is THE worst attack ever perpertrated in OG-Joshi. Worse then a previous Juli attack, worse then a Crimson Mask attack, worse then anything witnessed here or in UBL. Or even in the old OG-FPD. Dizzy may have extensive spinal cord injuries. If she ever wrestles again, frankly, it will be a shock. I do believe this is the end of a great wrestler and a great young woman's career."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I sincerely hope she can walk again."

[MJC:] "Guys stop...this is too much. We need a break."


*We quickly cut to a LAWLiday 2007 Commercial. When we come back, the commentators are a bit more settled down and the medics have filed out.*


[Mr. Clyde:] "Holly got what she wanted. She made Alicia choose...and Alicia chose the right decision...just a little too late. Meanwhile, Holly retained her title after what was, if it's not too sick to say it, an excellent match between the two."

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[Mr. Figaro:] "Holly had this plan for months but wouldn't tell a soul beyond Juli and Sandy, not even Geese. If you all remember, Alicia sent Sandy to the injured list earlier this year, so no doubt Sandy enjoyed making her return and costing Alicia this match."

[Mr. Clyde:] "I am sure we'll hear the grisly details later from Holly, but my guess is that she had Juli blindside Dizzy backstage after she was already tired from her match. Holly said a few months ago that she wanted to see if Alicia had truly broken out of HAWT*Wing, or if it was just a trick by Alicia and Dizzy to give Holly a false sense of security. But I think what we saw says that Alicia really had broken away for the last few months. But then tonight, Alicia made the right choice, I just think we all wish she made it earlier."

[MJC:] "That was the crux of the HAWT*Wing vs. Alicia debate. Do you help those who are in need or do you take out the aggressors. Alicia was torn between those two objectives. She could have stayed in the ring and beaten Holly She could have done something to Holly to ensure that Holly would never be a threat again."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Honestly, I think Alicia HAD Holly defeated after the Axilicious. While it's true Holly miraculously kicked out, showing that same fight we had mentioned earlier, Alicia was ready to put the match away with a Tiger Suplex from behind...just when Sandy appeared."

[Mr. Figaro:] "And then Alicia had to choose. Could she beat Holly, take her title, and then end her career...or should she attempt to save Dizzy. The problem is, it took her too long to choose."

[MJC:] "WHAT!!? Are you nuts!? The problem is that the deck was stacked in Holly's favor all along. Do you believe for a SECOND that Juli and Sandy would have just stopped attacking Dizzy and left her alone if Alicia would have come to help her!? Just cause Sandy and Juli offered that bargain doesn't mean they were going to keep up her end of it! Anyone that does that to a fellow human being is not to be trusted!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Well...I dunno-"

[MJC:] "You may be friends with Holly, but we both know Juli is a bloodthirsty woman and Sandy is human slime. They would have done what they did to Dizzy even quicker had Alicia run to help her. Alicia had no way to get Dizzy out of this situation intact, at least not at this point."

[Mr. Clyde:] "I think Jean is correct. Though if I know Alicia, she will not feel so relieved that her decision was probably out of her hands, as Jean put it. Alicia may feel intense guilt over this night and the fact it took her so long to attempt to save Dizzy."

[Mr. Figaro:] "OR she may feel intense guilt for NOT eliminating Holly so as to stop a situation like that in the future. Did you think of THAT? If, as you said Jean, Holly had this stacked deck, and Alicia couldn't have saved Dizzy anyway...then wouldn't the best thing for Alicia's position be to have finished off Holly so something like this can never happen again?"

[MJC:] "ok, you have a point..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "I think...I think we should move on right now. We are getting reports that Dizzy is being worked on backstage, with maximum security. She is too hurt to even risk taking to the hospital and having her bump around too much in the ambulance. But the reporters are being sent out of the medic room, including Celes, who I believe is now attempting to 'find' Holly backstage."

[Mr. Figaro:] "This might get uglier yet..."


*The Orochi-Tron cuts to backstage where a furious General Celes finds Holly in the hallway.*

[Celes:] "Juli Krieger is suspended again, as is Sandy Morton. As for you, I will have your contract terminated after tonight, i don't care WHAT it takes."

[Holly:] "Wait? What did I do wrong?"

[Celes:] "Do I HONESTLY have to tell you?"

[Holly:] "I wanted to prove a point that no one...NO ONE gets in my way or tries to take me out. That I will do whatever is necessary. And through my actions, I proved it. Held on to this as well, *Holly holds her belt in Celes's face* unlike what YOU thought was going to happen"

[Celes:] "You did it all with absolutely no regard for Dizzy's safety...in spite of it, in fact! Just to prove a point to the world and satisfy a a personal grudge with Alicia and me!"

[Holly:] "Really, it seems as if what I did wasn't that out of the ordinary around here tonight."

[Celes:] "Excuse me?"

[Holly:] "Let's see....I used Juli Krieger to destroy someone in order to prove a point."

[Celes:] "Yes, you keep repeating it but you don't seem to grasp-"

[Holly:] "Oh, I'm the one that grasps the meaning just fine! You, on the other hand..."

*Holly begins twirling her hair and rolling her eyes*

[Celes:] "WHAT ALREADY!?"

[Holly:] "I dunno...it just seems like what I did was MORE then.a little similar to what YOU did during intermission tonight. You remember how you used Juli Krieger to destroy Furis...no regard for his safety, the whole shebang. Call me crazy Celes, but I think you authorized Juli Krieger for the same purposes of force as I did, to satisfy a personal grudge. In your case, the grudge was with Drake Yoshida. But you saw Furis just as I saw Dizzy...expendable fodder. Juli Krieger was the tool of destruction and they were the fodder to get destroyed just so WE could one-up and prove a point to our respective enemies, and the world..We're strong women, Celes, and we don't like when people get in our way. So we do whatever is necessary. Isn't that right?."

*Celes is silent*

[Holly:] "Why do you think we got along so well earlier tonight when we were arguing with Drake? Cause I predicted...I counted on ... your actions opening the floodgates for me to do what I did tonight without fear of reprisal from you. So right now, unless you are a total hypocrite, you have absolutely NO argument against me, cause you are just as guilty as I am. The same behavior that led to Dizzy being destroyed is the same kind that you proudly displayed as well. The only difference between us is that I won't lose sleep over this realization, I'll RELISH it."

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[MJC:] "Guys...we have one match left...let's...let's just get to it. I can't keep thinking about what happened to Dizzy and what Holly said was too much."

[Mr. Clyde:] "You are correct, especially as to the second part."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I suspect we'll have a meeting later, Clyde."

[Mr. Clyde:] "As do I."

[MJC:] "Come on! Let's talk about the main."

[Mr. Clyde:] "I understand your desire to move on, but I warn you that we may be moving on to a match with even more violence then what we just saw. However, whereas Dizzy was an innocent bystander, the next two wrestlers that may end up in the emergency room have purposely signed on expecting that possibility."

[Mr. Figaro:] "OrochiGeese and Thunder Strike."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Long time tag partners in the old UBL. Battalion Tag CHAMPIONS actually. Friendly rivals that also traded back the Universal Championship. But one Voltage after Holly revealed her plans as to Alicia's attack, OrochiGeese revealed plans that trumped it."

[Mr. Figaro:] "It turned out that Thunder Strike had returned to the United States to try to reason with OrochiGeese after his years of violence. The Geese that Thunder Strike knew was totally different then the one we have seen since 2005. The new one revelled in ending careers, in hurting people, in doing whatever it took to win...in sheer violent CHAOS."

[Mr. Clyde:] "But when Thunder Strike attempted to find him to rehabilitate him, he found himself unsuspectingly trapped in a net that Geese wove with Tommy Fiero. Geese gave Tommy Fiero, then the head of the Valiant Wrestling Alliance and currently it's Champion, mind control drugs to use to throw Thunder Strike off the trail and mentally trap him in the VWA. Tommy made Thunder Strike think that his participation in the Wrestle Wars movie plot was REAL, that there were some kind of alien invasion that Thunder Strike was fighting off. This was just a ploy to keep Thunder out of Geese's hair while he attended to his own matters."

[Mr. Figaro:] "But Thunder eventually found his way out of the VWA, once the movie was over and Tommy had no pressing activities to occupy him with, and into the UBL where he began what he originally sought to: face OrochiGeese and get him to change his ways. But all OrochiGeese did in response was reveal just how twisted he had become as he told how he had manipulated and drugged Thunder Strike."

[Mr. Clyde:] "And so, Thunder Strike began a quest to avenge himself and rid the wrestling world of Geese much like Alicia Gordon did against Holly. In fact, Thunder and Alicia even joined forces due to the similarity of the positions they were put in, though their alliance was also aided partially through their mutual friend, Jang Bae."

[Mr. Figaro:] "OrochiGeese put Thunder Strike in the Universal Champions League for 2007 along with Geese's other enemies. Geese hoped to play them against each other and have them eliminate each other rather then him having to do it all. But when it was clear that they began to band together against Geese, he had to take other measures. However, it became too late for him to realize just how strong an alliance his enemies had made, and it cost him a spot as potential league leader on the last official league show."

[Mr. Clyde:] "He then took it out on Thunder Strike in their singles match, and actually defeated him. Thunder Strike later said that he had harbored final hopes that Geese would meet him in the ring honorably as he once did. But a Raging Bolt and various other actions, proved to Thunder Strike that the old OrochiGeese, Bolt, had left for good.."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Then, in a mixed gender tag match between Geese and Holly against Thunder and Alicia, Geese absolutely obliterated Alicia with a top rope tombstone for the victory. But that wasn't it for that night...as Geese then attempted to hit her with an Chaos Infinity Hammer right after the tombstone. If the Hammer would have been utilized, her career would have been over: plain and simple. But luckily, General Celes stepped in and stopped the carnage. However, after what Geese attempted to do to Alicia, Thunder Strike's desire to eliminate Geese rose dangerously higher."

[Mr. Clyde:] "And so they made the match tonight. The rules are simple. Anything goes during and after the match. No one may interfere and a group of armed New York City Cops in full RIOT gear are now making their way out to surround the ring. If an ally of Geese or Thunder's tries to interfere, they will be stopped and then fired from whichever one of the Orochi-O's feds they belong to."

[Mr. Figaro:] "This is to allow each man to finish the other one off without any obstructions. Both Clyde and I have been warned to stay away and we realize the stakes. Holly and Celes do as well. And I believe Alicia and Jang Bae do. As does Jason Hyde, another ally of Thunder Strike's."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Jean...you still there?"

*MJC nods*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Ok, i think it is time to get to this."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Just one question, Clyde. Do you think what happened to Dizzy is going to further motivate Thunder Strike? I mean, Holly was responsible for it but her and Geese are close..."

[MJC:] "They kissed, yanno."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Osmoochi Geese!"

*MJC giggles a bit*

[Mr. Clyde:] "I think that we are truly in an atmosphere of war. And Dizzy was another casualty. But what Geese tried to do to Alicia in November...I think that's pretty much the strongest motivation Thunder Strike has to do what he promised to do...eliminate OrochiGeese for good."

[Mr. Figaro:] "The entire UBL, the entire Orochi-O's corporation may change in the next 30 minutes, and all we'll be able to do is WATCH."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes, but there are some things more important then just employment in wrestling promotions..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "You aren't...you aren't considering?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "I do what I must."

[MJC:] "I think after what we saw with Dizzy...that's the right attitude to have, Clyde."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Just keep your ear piece loud, Figaro. Celes may try to reach us during this."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Agreed."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Thunder Strike is about to come to the ring."

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[Mr. Clyde:] "And we are ready for the main event of our OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary show."


Match 10 - Thunder Strike vs. OrochiGeese

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[MJC:] "OMG! What a match! What a victory!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "In a somewhat shocking turn of events, Thunder Strike just pinned Geese cleanly with that Thunder Clap."

Thunder Strike (O) [Thunder Clap - 18:54] (X) OrochiGeese


[Mr. Figaro:] "That move is deadly, Clyde. It's not shocking that it put Geese out, just that Thunder Strike had the chance to use it after he kicked out of so many of Geese's specialties."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Kicked out of the Raging Bolt, fought out of Geese's submission attempts. Thunder Strike really showed a lot of endurance and resiliency, and a sense of opportunism when to finish the match...."

[Mr. Figaro:] "But even though the match is over, doesn't mean the encounter is. As I think...the worst is yet to come."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Thunder Strike is trying to catch his breath as Geese is still on the floor recovering from the Thunder Clap. He begins to kick at Geese's legs and then lands a big knee on the back of Geese's head. He then picks Geese up.."

[Mr. Figaro:] "BAM! Caco-pho-knee sends Geese reeling backwards and OVER THE ROPES, and Geese may have just been knocked out as that Thunder's knee landed right in between the eyes. Not to mention that Geese then landed hard on the outside!

[Mr. Clyde:] "Wait a minute, what's this?"

*We see Kyle Walker running down to ringside with a steel chain but he's quickly stopped by one of the cops. However, it takes more then one NYC cop to hold down Kyle Walker!! But two? Yeah, two will work. And they are able to restrain him and take him away backstage.*

[Mr. Figaro:] "Gutsy move by Kyle, not a surprise to see that spirit from him as he goes to help Geese but he may pay for it."

[MJC:] "Wait...no he won't! Kyle isn't actually on the UBL roster, guys!

[Mr. Figaro:] "Glad to hear you're still with us..."

[MJC:] "I just...needed to think a bit."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Thunder Strike took his attention off Geese to look at Kyle's attempts...but now he's looking back at Geese's fallen body on the outside. He's about to head outside when...wait, what in the HELL? Is that one of the cops!? Why is he going into the ring?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "That wasn't part of the plan, Clyde! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN!!"

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[Mr. Clyde:] "Both OrochiGeese and Thunder Strike are unconscious!! They're totally knocked out! Tommy Fiero ran for it through the crowd as soon as the other cops realized what was going on. But he sure had time to hit two Whammy Bars, one on each fallen opponent, then pose, and flee."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Tommy wanted revenge on Thunder Strike after Thunder Strike interfered in the Tommy vs. Geese match at VWA Unchained. Obviously, Tommy and Geese had problems which led to that very match but, since Thunder interfered, Tommy didn't get the revenge he wanted against Geese for sending the Brickton Curs to destroy VWA! But tonight he got that revenge...and what a way to do it...right after the main event when he KNEW Geese and Thunder Strike wanted to take each other out. He ruined both of their plans!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And Tommy feared no repercussions since he's not a member of the UBL roster. He just did as he pleased and avoided any physical retribution from the cops."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Not to mention he was clever enough to disguise himself AS a NYC cop until the time he was ready to strike. Generally, that disguise USUALLY wouldn't work given Tommy's mullet. But under the riot gear, no one could know!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "But now what? Both men are down...neither looks like they are going to get up anytime soon. We can't just keep this battle going. Someone has to come and get them."

[Mr. Figaro:] "But they wanted to finish each other off!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Unless they are having a dream where they are doing it, i don't think either will be in the proper shape any time soon. Not to mention-"

*Just then, a whole bunch of wrestlers come from the back and charge the ring*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Not to mention Geese and Thunder Strike are now sitting ducks."

[Mr. Figaro:] "But those aren't UBL wrestlers, who the hell..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Figaro...we better get in that ring...the wrestlers charging now are former OG-FPD wrestlers. They're here to get revenge on Geese for firing them last year. Let's go NOW."

*Clyde and Figaro jump out of their announcers booth and run down to the ring...totally able to evade the NYC city cops who are preoccupied with the OG-FPD wrestlers. Clyde lifts up Geese and puts him on Figaro's shoulders and instructs him where to go. Clyde is about to leave when he sees Thunder Strike lying there too...and picks him up as well to take him to the back."

[MJC:] "I'm not sure why he did that, folks, the OG-FPD wrestlers were actually friends with Thunder Strike. Then again, an unruly mob HAS no friends. Maybe Clyde just did it to ensure his safety...or to ensure that if BOTH men were taken out of the ring, this would effectively become a no-contest and so no one would be punished for interfering. In either case, those former OG-FPD wrestlers are fighting the riot cops in the middle of the ring...wait!!"

*Just then, like MOBS of UBL wrestlers come out! MOBS!! I'm talking EVERY f'n announced member of the Universal Battalion League!

[MJC:] "Almost all of the UBL Battalion teams have now cleared the ring of the OG-FPD wrestlers!! And now...they're turning their attention to each other. Dods against Fairbairns!! LRI against ARMADA! A big mushroom cloud of moon gas just rose up!! Folks...this is just too much. But the cops are now joined by Brickton Cur Security and the two forces are finally getting things settled. But wow...did you see those Battalion teams throw the OG-FPD wrestlers out like that!! On the OG-FPD PPV no less!"


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[MJC:] "Well uh...we hope you um, "enjoyed" this PPV. I don't know how anyone could after what happened to that poor girl, Dizzy. And I hope she's ok and that justice will be served by those who hurt her. In the meantime, I think I'm supposed to rattle off a whole schedule of the next OG-Joshi and UBL shows but...i really don't want to. This has been a tough night folks. And to be honest, I'm upset. Maybe it's unprofessional...I don't care, I tell it like it is. So here, just take a look at this piece of paper that I'll hold up. I'll see you all at the next show. Good night everyone!"

*MJC holds up a piece of paper to show the upcoming show schedule*

- LAWLiday 2007
- UBL February Open
- OG-Joshi Amplitude
- Universal Battalion League show (March)
- OG-Joshi Voltage


Thanks for checking out the show everyone, hope you can all join me next year for the OG-FPD 5th Anniversary show!! - OrochiGeese

[OrochiGeese]

Bumping this to top of Special Events thread to provide SOME measure of "most recent show"