Unleashed PPV - 7/30/06

[OrochiGeese]

OG-Joshi Unleashed PPV - Sunday, July 30th, 2006

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UNFT - NHB Fight: Alicia Gordon vs. Juli Krieger
UNVY - Visper Karr vs. Yoyo Banzai
UNDT - 2 out of 3 falls: Dizzy vs. Tigress Mask
UNNE - "No escape": Lana vs. Kim Cross
UNKJ - Jenny McLanahan vs. Kaori NiGHT
UNWT - WORLD TITLE: Holly vs. Jo Ryder vs. Haley Cannon (c)






*PPV caliber pyro goes off at the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena
as we see the two OG-Joshi commentators, Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro,
sitting at their commentary booth in a different position then
usual, much closer to the action. In fact, the entire arena
appears to have been restructured a bit as there is a large
10 sided cage in the middle of the room!*


Mr. Clyde: "Welcome to OG-Joshi Unleashed, the second
OG-Joshi only PPV ever. We have a packed card
for you tonight, fans. Six...

Mr. Figaro: "Count 'em!"

Mr. Clyde: "Six huge matches tonight with so much
on the line. Everything from respect
to the OG-Joshi World Championship
Title is at stake tonight."

Mr. Figaro: "And not as in "Patty Sirloin" steak
either, cause she's not up for grabs
except for maybe when..."

Mr. Clyde: "Are you looking to set a new record
for how quickly you can get a PPV
taken off the air RIGHT as it starts?"

Mr. Figaro: "No sir..."

Mr. Clyde: "Good. Now...you will all notice that
we are using a different arena setup then
usual. That is because, due to both
logistical and other reasons, we will
be having the No Holds Barred Fight
first tonight between Alicia Gordon
and Juli Krieger."

Mr. Figaro: "I understand the logistical reasons,
as its much easier to have set up
that cage before the show...but
what are the OTHER reasons?"

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia Gordon came to the PPV tonight
knowing Juli was going to be in the
same building as her for the first time
in months. She told General Celes
that she wanted Juli in the first match
and that she could not wait one more
second to get her hands on her."

Mr. Figaro: "Ahhh...a fired up Alicia Gordon!!"

Mr. Clyde: "As you all know..."

Mr. Figaro: "Unless you were upside-down in a
kangaroos pouch for 6 months..."

Mr. Clyde: "??"

Mr. Figaro "In which case, you have other troubles
then just catching up on OG-Joshi action!"

Mr. Clyde: "Six months ago, during an episode of
OG-Joshi Voltage, Juli Krieger went
on to intentionally injure Alicia
Gordon in a match. The severity
of the injury took place AFTER the
match had already ended, however.
Juli took it upon herself to hit
Alicia Gordon with the "Todestropfen",
a move that was later revealed to be
her finisher in OG-Joshi."

Mr. Figaro: "I believe "Todestropfen" means
"To Destroy Pfen" in German.
If you don't knoq, "Pfen" is
a magical pixie that haunted
the germanic tribes back in
the 1400's and was also thought
to have curative properties
for imps of level 5 power. It
is said that "to destroy phen"
will give the country back
its magical goats and berries."

*Mr. Clyde just stares dumbfounded at Mr. Figaro
as Mr. Figaro wears a satisfied smile.*

Mr. Figaro: "Looks like I'm the only one
that does my homework here!"

Mr. Clyde: "You really save your best
stuff for the PPV's, don't you?"

Mr. Figaro: "I can't shortchange my audience!
Not when they are PAYING for it!"

Mr. Clyde: "I get the feeling we'll ALL
be "paying for" what you will
have to say by the time this
night is over."

Mr. Figaro: "YOu'll get your moneys worth!"

Mr. Clyde: "Back to the match. Alicia Gordon
was sent to the hospital for
many months after Juli's attack
on her. Alicia had a broken neck
and assorted spinal injuries.
However, she used her willpower,
the support of her friends, fans,
and family, and refused to give
up on what she still believed
would be a promising career in
OG-Joshi professional wrestling.
She came back from her injuries
in record time and vowed revenge
on Juli Krieger. That revenge
would take the form of eliminating
Juli Krieger from OG-Joshi so that
the other wrestlers would never
have to experience the pain and
potential career ending injuries
that Juli had inflicted on Alicia."

Mr. Figaro: "YEAH!"

Mr. Clyde: "Juli Krieger brushed Alicia's
return aside and promised to do
the same thing to her if Alicia
challenged her again. Alicia was
not about to back down from her
mission and challenged Juli to
the first ever No Holds Barred
Orochigon CAGE fight for tonight.
Juli accepted and we are about
ready to witness what may be
the most brutal OG-Joshi match
we have ever seen. We know that
Alicia Gordon has been training
very hard with her Tae Kwon Do
sabonim to master her striking
and new grappling techniques.
But will her skills and intensity
be enough to take on a woman that
no one in OG-Joshi has seemed
to even HURT yet, Juli Krieger?"

Mr. Figaro: "Smart money says MAYBE!"

Mr. Clyde: "Juli Krieger is one of the biggest
and strongest Joshi wrestlers I have
ever seen. She could compete with the
OG-FPD men in terms of size and power.
But this is a new Alicia Gordon we have
seen for the last few months and I think
her intensity and skill may be just the
trick to hand Juli Krieger her first
loss here in OG-Joshi and get a measure
of revenge for the past attack."

Mr. Figaro: "Only one way to find out!! ROCK, PAPER,
SCISSORS!! WHat do you want Clyde?
Scissors cause you are THE NINJA!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I was thinking more along the lines of
watching their mat...no, FIGHT that
is about to happen now."

Mr. Figaro: "Ok, ok. I'm ready, Clyde! I'm ready
to see that delicious Alicia Gordon
take revenge on Juli! I'm rooting
for Alicia too, but I just hope she
is ready. I'd hate to see such a
good body have to be scraped off the
Orochigon cage floor!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'd hate to see such an intense and,
yet, well meaning wrestler be hurt
again. And it looks like we are about
to find out if that will be the case
right now as the match is about to
start. It appears Alicia Gordon is
sporting a new look for this fight."

Mr. Figaro: "Red - the color of PASSION! Of intensity!
Of LUST!! Alicia has the DESIRE tonight!
Oh baby! I'm all for Alicia!!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Juli appears to have added some mixed
martial arts gloves to her attire, so
she is certainly ready to strike with
Alicia Gordon. Whether that's a good
idea or not, we'll have to see now."



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Match #1: NHB Fight: Alicia Gordon vs. Juli Krieger






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Mr. Clyde: "Forty six seconds into the third round,
Alicia Gordon knocks Juli Krieger out
with a devestating Tiger Suplex following
her "Axelicious" Finisher, some nice
footwork, and a crucial counter to
Juli's attempted burning lariat."

Mr. Figaro: "She did it! Alicia Gordon did it!
She slayed the beast! Killed the dragon!
Alicia Gordon = new hero!"

Mr. Clyde: "I am proud of Alicia Gordon, she was
really focused out there, extremely intense,
and quite skilled. More so then we had
ever seen in the past. Her stand up striking
was excellent and I was very impressed with
her new grappling and takedown skills that
she had developed. It was also clear that
she has increased her body's tolerance
for physical pain. Juli had her in a bad
position towards the end of the match.
For Alicia to be able to absorb some
of Juli's strongest moves, that says
a lot for Alicia's conditioning and
physical recovery the last few months."

Mr. Figaro: "Alicia Gordon is now staring at the downed
Juli Krieger. She walks over to approach
her but our referee Kenshin stops
Alicia from getting any closer. I think
Alicia may want to finish the job here
but the referee and some more security
have come out to escort her out of
the cage. She holds her hands up in
the air and cheers and the crowd is
wildly applauding her. They were even
booing the ref and security when they
held her back from going over to Juli!"

Mr. Clyde: "Everyone knows what Alicia has gone
through and everyone knows how dangerous
Juli Krieger is. I can't blame Alicia
for surveying the situation to see the
condition Juli is in. We can't say
for sure that Alicia was going over to
"finish the job" either, we just don't
know that. And yet, I couldn't blame
her if that WAS her intention. But
right now, Juli Krieger looks to be
knocked out: it's a sight I never thought
we'd see in OG-Joshi. But Alicia Gordon
has done it and done it quite decisively
with her skill. Everyone in OG-Joshi
should take notice of Alicia's success
tonight, because I think it is just
the beginning of a renewed sense of
purpose and intensity here after her
first run was cut short due to Juli."

Mr. Figaro: "Alicia Gordon is BACK and is ready
to show just how good she truly is!
And tonight...well, she did just that!
Very impressive display, Alicia!"

Mr. Clyde: "I am in total agreement."



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[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "We have word that Kat Black is now
backstage. She has been searching
the arena the entire night actually,
ever since she arrived here. She is
determined to confront the masked poet
attacker who lacerated and injured both
Azumi Oonishi and Sandy Morton in the
past few months. Kat Black was present
during both those attacks as she had
been the opponent scheduled for each
of those women. Tonight Kat is here
to try to get to the bottom of this
situation and, at the same time I
must believe, prove her own innocence
in regards to those situations."


*Camera shows Kat Black stalking around backstage.*


Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, she's like a freakin NINJA back
there! You must be getting off to
this like I would be while watching Patty
Sirloin BBQ'ng me some burgers!"

Mr. Clyde: "I am excited to see Kat Black standing
up for herself and trying to find
and confront that masked woman. My
interest does not go further then
that. Though in the interest of full
disclosure, I do find Kat's in ring
skills and demeanor to be impressive."

*Mr. Figaro looks at the camera and smirks*


Mr. Figaro: "Folks, that's "NINJA talk" for "I
want to be her baby daddy."

Mr. Clyde: "Uh, Apparently Kat Black sees some
people backstage."


*Camera shows Kat Black approaching 4 young girls,
the same girls who are part of KENTA's fan club.*


Kat: "Have any of you girls seen...."

Keina: "OMG! KAT BLACK!! WE LOVE U
KAT BLACK!! WE ALWAYS WATCHED
U WRESTLE IN DRAGON ISLE JOSHI!"

Naomi: "CAN YOU PLZ LOVE KENTA WITH US!?"


Kat: "I was just looking for..."

Keina: "WE ARE THE KENTA! ARMY!! WE
WILL BE WRESTLING ON VOLTAGE
SOON IN HONOR OF KENTA!"

Naomi: "PLEASE TO MAKE SURE THAT MASKED
WOMAN DOESN'T ATTACK KENTA'S
BEAUTIFUL FACE, OK OK?"

KEINA: "WE BELIEVE IN YOU KAT BLACK!"

*The 4 girls attempt a group hug on Kat but she
quickly bails from the scene and continues walking
around backstage, apparently shaking off the oddness.*


Mr. Figaro: "I wonder if they'd accept me as
a substitute for Kat in that hug!"


Mr. Clyde: "I think the hug is open to anyone
who loves KENTA. Do YOU love Kenta?"

Mr. Figaro: "Uh..well, can I just SAY I love KENTA
to hug those 4 fangirls?"

Mr. Clyde: "I believe they are now referring to
themselves as the "KENTA! Army". That
girl Keina seems to be the leader
judging by the frequency, volume,
and speed in which she talks."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, if you think her voice is
loud and high pitched NOW...you
have no idea what I could do..."

Mr. Clyde: "I DO have an idea, and that is
why we are shifting the conversation.
In fact, during this whole interlude,
the OG-Joshi ring crew has removed
the Orochigon cage and replaced it
with the usual wrestling ring. So
it's time to discuss the next match."

Mr. Figaro: "Wait!!"

Mr. Clyde: "For..."

Mr. Figaro: "INTERVIEW TIME!"

Mr. Clyde: "...interview time? I don't see that..."

Mr. Figaro: "Last minute addition thanks to me!"

Mr. Clyde: "What...what did you do this time?"

Mr. Figaro: "I took the liberty in finding a special
interviewer for OG-Joshi! And she is
backstage with Visper Karr!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm almost afraid to witness this...


*Backstage again (In an area far away from where KENTA!
Army are still screaming), and a brunette woman in a dress suit
is standing by, mic in hand. Beside her is the reason this
promo exists; Visper Karr.*

[Brunette chick:] Jean Carter here, with Visper Karr,
just moments before your match on the "Unleashed" Pay-Per-View.
Now, Visper, at "Unleashed", you're going one-on-one against
Yoyo Banzai; are you nervous?

[Visper:] You're new here, right?

[Jean:] Well... yes...

[Visper:] Uh... huh. What was your name again?

[Jean:] Jean Carter.


*Visper cracks a smile.*

[Visper:] Yanno what? Wait right here.

*Visper goes off camera, Jean looks lost. She faces the
camera, mouths the words "I don't know," then looks back
just in time for Visper Karr to reappear, a red bandana
tied around her head.*

[Jean:] ...

[Visper:] ...

[Jean:] ...

[Visper:] Well? Ask your question.

[Jean:] Well, in just a few moments at "Unleashed",
you're going face-to-face with Yoyo Banzai; are you nervous, or antsy?

[Visper:] Well yanno somethin', Mean Jean, at "Unleashed"--

[Jean:] Wait.

[Visper:] ... What?

[Jean:] Why.. did you call me "mean"? Did I...
Did I say something wrong?

*Visper glances at the camera, and smirks.*

[Visper:] You're a bit new to pro wrestling, aren't ya?

[Jean:] Yeah...

[Visper:] Then I'll have someone else explain it to ya. Can I continue?

[Jean:] I... suppose...

[Visper:] Okay. Startin' over. Well, yanno somethin', Mean Jean!
At "Unleashed", I'm gonna be stepping into the ring with the
super freakin' crazed Yoyo Banzai! And let me tell ya somethin',
sister, when I "unleash" the finest legs in pro wrestling onto the he--

*The camera pans down, and Visper stops talking. She leans down
and looks at the cameraman.*

[Visper:] Hey, bruther. Up here.

*The camera pans back up, and Visper stands tall again.
Jean stands there, looking completely bewildered.*

[Visper:] Now, where was I? Oh, right. Lemmie tell ya somethin',
sister! When I "unleash" the finest legs in all pro wresting
onto the head of Yoyo Banzai, she's gonna wake up in an exam
room starin' at bright lights, thinkin' she's died and gone to heaven!
I'm gonna kick her in the face so hard, she's gonna be glad that
she's got that mask to hide the evidence! So, Yoyo Banzai!
Whachagunnado, sister, when Visper Karr gets her kicks... on you?!?

*Visper dramatically points to the camera, super-Hogan-serious
look on her face, Jean looks mortified, as if there's some sort
of joke going on that she just doesn't get. After a moment,
Visper walks off-screen , laughing, leaving Jean just standing there.*

[Jean:] Um... I think we need to start talking about a raise...


*We go back to the announcers as Mr. Figaro is hysterically laughing*

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh lighten up, Clyde! That was hilarious!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper seemed to go along with it, so I
won't get too mortified."

Mr. Figaro: "Let me welcome "Mean Jean" to the OG-Joshi
broadcaster family!"

Mr. Clyde: "Can we just start talking about the match."

Mr. Figaro: "You heard what visper said! She's gonna be
kicking Yoyo's face with the FINEST LEGS
IN THE WORLD!! In fact, one of Visper's legs
SINGLE HANDLEDY LIFTED UP ANDREA THE GIANT
20,000 feet in the air at..um, Emergemania
3 in front of one gazillion fans!! I was
there, Clyde, I was THERE!! Really, Clyde,
what more is there to say after what we
just heard from visper and the Mean one!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I believe we have more to convey."

Mr. Figaro: "FINE! The scrumptious Visper Karr is facing
off with YOYO BANZAIIIIIIIII!"

Mr. Clyde: "Do you get paid extra for "I's?"

Mr. Figaro: "IIIIIII should!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr is more then just a pretty
girl, she is also one of the fastest
rising Joshi stars in OG-Joshi and
all of women's wrestling. She is the
current McPro "Globally Honored Pants"
Champion as well as the last remaining
wrestler in the OG-Joshi #1 Contenders
Battle Royale back in May. Holly ended
up winning that match to get her Title
shot tonight, but she was tested very
strongly by Visper Karr who outlasted
some of OG-Joshi's best that night."

Mr. Figaro: "And the kicker...no pun intended as
Visper Karr has quite the kicking
reputation! But the kicker was that
Visper was INJURED the night of the
Battle Royale, seriously injured!
And yet she almost won it with that
injury!! Had she not been injured,
who knows what kind of fight she
would have given Holly!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr is a star on the rise
but so is Yoyo Banzai. Yoyo won
a big match against her rival Azumi
Oonishi at the OG-Joshi: Emergence
PPV and has been a strong force in
many tag team matches she has been
in. She recently was instrumental
in her team, with Kaori NiGHT,
in BEATING Visper Karr and Jenny
McLanahan on a recent Voltage. So
Yoyo does hold a tag team victory
over Visper Karr. And while Kaori
got the pin, it was equally due
to Yoyo's actions in that match."

Mr. Figaro: "But it is now time for them to go
one on one. And can the "Crazy F*ckin"
Yoyo Banzai, I love that nickname, go
up against the woman with kicks feared
enough to earn her the nickname in McPro,
"Visper Karr Cop"? Someone with THAT
name...damn...she gonna KTFO you!"

Mr. Clyde: "But Yoyo Banzai has proven to be a very
crafty competitor. She has gotten
her opponents off their games with
her mental tactics and shenanigans."

Mr. Figaro: "SHENANIGANS!"

Mr. Clyde: "The question here is whether or not
Yoyo's mind games have gotten to
Visper Karr. And you have to know
that each woman has in mind what
General Celes has said about each
of them. How both of them have risen
in the ranks of OG-Joshi at the same
pace, but that the winner of this
match will likely move onto very
big things quicker then the other
one will. Who ever wins this match
will be seen as taking a huge step
into the next level of competition
here in OG-Joshi. While the loser
will have to really strive hard
to get there and catch up."

Mr. Figaro: "Btw...Visper Karr is really really
freaking hot. It's kind of mind
boggling actually. However I
have to root for her to lose just
out of loyalty to Patty Sirloin!"

Mr. Clyde: "Your allegiance is noted, thank you.
Now let's get to this important match."


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Match #2: Visper Karr vs. Yoyo Banzai





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Mr. Figaro: "WOW...Visper Karr Cop has struck again!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr just knocked out Yoyo Banzai
with Visper's running face kick finisher."

Mr. Figaro: "That was a short but VERY intense match!"

Mr. Clyde: "In fact, earlier on in the match, it
appeared as if Yoyo Banzai would claim
victory. She had Visper reeling at one
point, even picking up a few 2.9 counts.
But that seemed to only MOTIVATE Visper
who turned the match completely around
to HER favor, before ending it with
that brutal knockout kick."

Mr. Figaro: "What was also interesting is the fact
that Yoyo did not really have the
mental advantage in this match."

Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr did not let Yoyo's mind
usua; games get to her. And
I think that might have been one
of the keys to victory for Visper.
Even when Yoyo was bringing a solid
attack, Visper stayed calm."

Mr. Figaro: "Even when Yoyo was headbutting Visper,
Visper stayed calm and looked for that
opening...hell, Visper didn't just look
for an opening, she MADE one with her
kicks, takedowns, and throws."

Mr. Clyde: "And Visper Karr picked up a very
convincing victory tonight with her
comeback and knockout. She did exactly
what she said she would do during her
earlier interview, kicked some face."

Mr. Figaro: "Wow, Clyde...at this rate, we should have
called the PPV, "OG-Joshi:Unconscious
after the last two matches!! Juli and
Yoyo Banzai got KTFO'd by two of the
most vicious kickers in OG-Joshi,
Alicia Gordon and Visper Karr!"

Mr. Clyde: "OG-Joshi has some excellent strikers,
there is no doubt about that. And
tonight has belonged to both of them
so far. We'll see who else can claim
this show as a major rising point in
their OG-Joshi careers."

Mr. Figaro: "With hot chicks like Visper coming
out to the ring and rolling around,
I've been steadily rising the whole night!"

Mr, Clyde: "At a rate equally in opposition to
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[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Figaro: "So... what now? Singing frogs? Dancing
miniature elephants? ROOT BEER FLOATS!?"

*Mr. Figaro looks wide-eyed in hopes for a root beer float.*

Mr. Clyde: "I believe it is now time for Azumi
Oonishi to come out and address her fans."

Mr. Figaro: "I don't know what Azumi has to do with
root beer, Clyde. That was your worst
transition EVER, in fact. You should
be ashamed of yourself!"

Mr. Clyde: "Oh, I feel plenty of shame all right.."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey, what do you know, it's Azumi's music"

Mr. Clyde: "That's what I was trying to say..."

Mr. Figaro: "So why did you bring up root beer floats?"

*Mr. Clyde pauses, looks at Figaro in disbelief, and
buries his head in his hands all "Kif Croker"-like.*


*"Boogie", Azumi Oonishi's music hits the speakers
as she makes her way out to the arena to a loud
chorus of cheers. Azumi comes to ringside and
takes a mic as she slowly comes into the center
of the ring. Her eyes are fixed on the mat and she
begins to talk with a soft voice*

[Azumi]: Hello everyone. I just wanted to thank you
all for supporting me and wishing me well during my
time off. You helped me get through this bad time.
Your support was very aprecciated. Thank you.

*She does a deep bow for a few seconds as the fans cheer*

Thank you. I feel that I am ready to return back to
the ring and face my competition once again. And as I
have said before, my main competition now is the
person who attacked me and took me out. I want to end
the attacks and meet this person face to face. The
only way that I can see to do this is to ask for
another attack for myself. I wll be ready now and
forever so it will be a fair fight, on fair terms.
Anything less is, of course, cowardly.

*she pauses and looks up, slowly surveying the audience*

I ask that this masked person please come out and
attack me, right now. This is the only way you will
be stopped. I want to reclaim myself and get back to
my old ways. The only way to do this is to get
through you. I will be looking for you until you pop
up. Always watching. Part of me wants to...to destroy
you and hurt you the same way you hurt me and others.
Is this the sort of challenge you want!?

*She pauses again and looks through the audience again
and at the entrance ramp. Then she looks down again,
closes her eyes, and screams:*

I promise that I will stop you!

*She drops the mic and rapidly walks back to the locker room*




Mr. Clyde: "Great to see her back, she has one of
the best attitudes in OG-Joshi and
is an excellent competitor. But it
appears that her challenge has fallen
on cowardly ears. That crowd jumper
apparently can only attack people
when their backs are turned or after
a long match. A fresh and motivated
Azumi is too much of a threat for
that masked poet, apparently."

Mr. Figaro: "Did you just say a "FRESH" Azumi!?
Geez, Clyde! You smelling her
clothes or something! Perv!"

Mr. Clyde: "The irony is too thick to even
cut with a ninja sword."

Mr. Figaro: "Stop talking about the thickness
of your ninja sword please, we
have a WRESTLING PPV to continue!"

Mr. Clyde: "Seriously now. I applaud Azumi
Oonishi for coming out here and
having the courage to say and
do what she did. I hope she
gets her hands on that crowd
jumper and teaches her a lesson."

Mr. Figaro: "Welcome back Azumi Oonishi!"

Mr. Clyde: "That's the spirit, Figaro."

Mr. Figaro: "Welcome back to my dreams, Azumi!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's get to the next match...now."

Mr. Figaro: "GO TEAM!"


Mr. Clyde: "Our next match is between Tigress Mask
and Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto and will be
a "two out of three" falls match."

Mr. Figaro: "Both of these women requested this match
out of mutual respect for each other's
abilities and a desire to learn from
each other as well."

Mr. Clyde: "They had teamed with each other for a
few matches to learn more about each
other. And while they did accomplish
that, they decided that wrestling
each other would be even more helpful
to that goal. Each of them have slightly
different reasons for their goals though."

Mr. Figaro: "Dizzy Cavuto lost her OG-Joshi Championship
last October at Venemous Ties to current
OG-Joshi World Champion, Haley Cannon.
That was the first time Dizzy ever faced
a wrestler with the mixed martial arts
submission skills that Haley had. While
Dizzy competed quite admirably under those
circumstances, eventually the lack of
experience facing an MMA style led to
Dizzy's downfall. Since then, Dizzy has
wanted to learn to fight that style so
she chose Tigress Mask who uses MMA."

Mr. Clyde: "I see. As for Tigress Mask, upon hearing
Dizzy's interest, she was more then happy
to wrestle with and against Dizzy. Dizzy's
accomplishments in OG-Joshi can not be
overstated enough. The first OG-Joshi
Champion, the Emergence:Revolution Tournament
co-winner, and the winner of the OG-Joshi
match at Evo.R. She has beaten some of
of the best in OG-Joshi and professional
Joshi wrestling as a whole. And yet she
is one of the most spirited, down to earth,
sportsmanlike wrestler we have here. General
Celes even refers to her as the heart and
soul of OG-Joshi. So it is clear why Tigress
Mask would want to wrestle her, learn from
her, and try to get a victory over her."

Mr. Figaro: "And with Tigress Mask's MMA submission
skills, she is in a unique position to
do so. She is also the winner of the
2005 Kaori NiGHT Invitational Tournament
so she is no stranger to success on the
big stage. But will she be able to beat
someone of the caliber and intensity
of Dizzy? Well, she'll have a few falls
to attempt to do so, that is for sure."

Mr. Clyde: "We will be bringing you fall by fall. After
the first one, we will discuss it and
then bring you the next one."

Mr. Figaro: "Geese didn't want to pay us for commentary
for this match unless we actually did it
after each fall. Oh, i shouldn't have said.."

Mr. Clyde: "Too late...you're in trouble now."

Mr. Figaro: "Sad Figaro" (makes frowning face)

Mr. Clyde: "Cut that out. Both wrestlers are now
coming to the ring. They are also
shaking hands, there is definitely
mutual respect there as well as
a kind of kinship after their tag
team victories. In fact, we should
mention just how well they worked as
a team. In addition to beating Yoyo
Banzai and Sandy Morton, they also
beat a very experienced tag team
of Kaori NiGHT and Tigress Mask.
That team has wrestled before very
often and, despite the fact they
have not been on the same page
recently, we can not downplay
Dizzy and Tigress's teamwork in
that victory. Nor can we downplay
the mutual respect gained from
their teamwork as we can see from
their display in the ring."

Mr. Figaro: "I can't downplay how much I'd love
to see them have more then JUST
mutual respect in the ring! Maybe
shake things other then just their
hands!! Woo-oo!"

Mr. Clyde: "It is time to get to the first fall."



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Mr. Clyde: "And Dizzy wins the first fall with a
rolling elbow. A move she does in
homage to her boyfriend..."


*Mr. Figaro grimaces*

Mr. Clyde: "Frog Jones."

Mr. Figaro: "Frog...f'n...Jones, that little amphibian sh.."

Mr. Clyde: "Dizzy was very impressive during this first
fall. She overwhelmed Tigress with her
quickness and strikes. Tigress did have
some success with her submissions during
this fall and I'm sure that, as the match
goes on and both women become more fatigued,
Tigress will rely on those submissions to
further wear down Dizzy. But Dizzy used
her energy well in this first fall and
captured it decisively with the rolling elbow."

Mr. Figaro: "My rolling elbow is BETTER then Frog's!
She should copy MINE!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, yes, we all know. But Dizzy did
just fine in that fall with her homage
to Frog's. Let's see how she does
in the next fall, and if Tigress Mask
can even the score."




Fall #2: Dizzy vs. Tigress Mask

[OrochiGeese]

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Mr. Clyde: "And what a different match that was."

Mr. Figaro: "I think Dizzy's arm might be broken or
hyperextended. After she finally tapped
out to Tigress Mask's Kimura reversal,
a beautiful manuever, Dizzy was rolling
on the ground clutching her arm. She
even rolled to the outside to check
on herself and see if she had feeling."

Mr. Clyde: "Tigress Mask just launched one of the
most devestating submission onslaughts
we have seen in OG-Joshi. She was
ruthless going after Dizzy's arm and
used a variety of different holds. By
the end of the match, you could see
that Dizzy was favoring that arm and
it was hanging there limp. It's quite
amazing Dizzy was still competing at
all at that point despite the pain."

Mr. Figaro: "At first I thought maybe Dizzy decided
to tap out to save her arm for the
third fall. But after seeing Dizzy
roll out of the ring in such pain,
it's very possible that arm is broken."

Mr. Clyde: "Tigress Mask deserves a lot of credit
for turning the match around like that.
Down one fall to Dizzy is not a good
place to be. But she had the patience
and wherewithall to mount a deliberate
offensive targetting Dizzy's arm. It
showed a lot of poise under pressure
for Tigress Mask and picking up a
submission win in one fall is certainly
very impressive for Tigress. As Dizzy
is resting on the outside trying to
get feeling back, Tigress Mask is
in her corner resting on the turnbuckle.
This is certainly a strenuous match
for both women. And though Tigress
was able to keep Dizzy grounded, that
takes a lot of energy to do so. We'll see
how well she can capitalize on Dizzy's
arm in the next...what the hell!?"

Mr. Figaro: "ITS HER! It's that crowd jumper!"


*As Dizzy is facing the ring, holding her arm in pain,
we see the masked poet crowd jumper, who had attacked
Azumi and Sandy, come into view. A few moments ago
she SLID OUT FROM UNDER THE RING. She attacks
Dizzy from behind with a lariat and tries to mount
Dizzy on the ground, but Dizzy rolls. Dizzy gets up
and attempts to fight back against the crowd jumper
but only has one working arm to do it.*

Mr. Clyde: "Someone get out here to help Dizzy!"


*Just then, Azumi Oonishi and Alicia Gordon both
run out to ringside just as the masked crowd
jumper trips Dizzy. She tries to put the sickle
assisted crossface on Dizzy and succeeds for only
about five seconds before Azumi and Alicia round
the ring. Tigress Mask hears the screams of Dizzy
and turns around and begins running towards the
outside as well. The masked woman releases the
crossface and jumps into the crowd and runs towards
the exit. Azumi and Alicia kneel on the ground
to help out Dizzy as more security and medical
personnel come out to help as well.*

Mr. Figaro: "Thank Odin for those two. They
just might have saved Dizzy's
career. And while Dizzy has
never teamed with either of them
before, it's real surprise that
they both came out to help her
after their own potentially
career ending attacks that they
suffered at the hands of Juli and
that masked crowd jumper."

Mr. Clyde: "We've heard what both Alicia and
Azumi have had to say about stopping
violent attacks such as these and
I think they got here before the
attack got especially serious."

Mr. Figaro: "They were absolutely necessary
to help. After all the damage
she took in those two falls,
especially the second one, Dizzy
could not fight back with her
limp arm. Who knows the damage
she would have sustained in that
cowardly attack by a crowd jumper
with a SICKLE. I hope Dizzy is ok."

Mr. Clyde: "Well I think Azumi and Alicia got
to her just at the right time
before any more real damage was done.
Tigress also helped run that pyscho
away as well. And now Tigress is on
the outside trying to help Dizzy."

*Just at that moment, Kat Black comes out from backstage
but is held back by all of the security that has run
to the scene. Kat is trying to get through but has
been escorted backstage despite her efforts.*

Mr. Figaro: "She's a bit late to the party this time."

Mr. Clyde: "Well we all saw that she had been
patrolling backstage all night looking
for that very crowd jumper. It's
understandable that she could not
make it out here right away."

Mr. Figaro: "But why DID she come out here anyway?
What exactly was she late for?
Saving Dizzy...or the original attack?"

Mr. Clyde: "Once again...we just don't know.
We can only guess."

Mr. Figaro: "You gotta have a heart to heart
with your girlfriend, Clyde..."

Mr. Clyde: "This isn't the time for that."


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that she wants to continue the match but the medics
and security officials are telling her she has to
go backstage to get checked. She is bleeding from
the sickle and her arm is totally limp. Tigress
Mask is going backstage with her along with Azumi
and Alicia who are helping Dizzy to get backstage.*



Mr. Figaro: "I...I don't even know what to say.
The crowd jumper has now injured
Dizzy and interrupted a PPV match."

Mr. Clyde: "This is the last straw. It is
past time to do something about this."

Mr. Figaro: "I just hope Dizzy is ok."

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[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "We will try to get an update soon on
Dizzy's condition. Obviously her match
with Tigress Mask had to be cut short
given the circumstances. We apologize
to you fans but this was not what anyone
wanted, especially not Dizzy or Tigress.
We just hope Dizzy did not sustain a
serious injury from that sickle crossface."

Mr. Figaro: "The only positive is that it was not on
for more then five seconds, if that. Dizzy's
arm was already injured from the second fall
in that match though, so even five seconds
on a weakened arm might be enough to do
serious long term damage."

Mr. Clyde: "I...I guess we'll have to wait and see..."

Mr. Figaro: "Maybe now would be a good time for a break."



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Mr. Clyde: "I'm getting a report now that Dizzy is back
in her locker room and is joined by General
Celes, Alicia Gordon, and Azumi Oonishi.
Alicia and Azumi are trying to comfort her
and are promising they'll take revenge
on that masked woman. General Celes and
the OG-Joshi medical team are checking on
Dizzy's arm. Tigress Mask is also pacing
about on the outside but has been let in."

Mr. Figaro: "Tigress certainly did a number on that
arm well before the crowd jumper did.
But Tigress was in a wrestling match
with Dizzy and Dizzy appears to have
no illwill towards her, nor should she."

Mr. Clyde: "We'll keep you all updated on Dizzy's
health throughout the night. But for
now, we have to continue with the show."

Mr. Figaro: "I see that there has been some increased
security around the ring after what we
have just seen. Should have been there
all along. Damn arena security guards."

Mr. Clyde: "Better late then never though. As we
still have 3 big matches left tonight
and we would not want them marred by
the kind of interference we just saw."

Mr. Figaro: "Now there will be no escape for any
interference thanks to the security!"

Mr. Clyde: "Oddly enough, in fact it is now time
for the "No Escape match."

Mr. Figaro: "I CAN TELL THE FUTURE!!!"

Mr. Clyde: "You can read the written outline of
the show that General Celes gave us."


*Mr. Figaro closes his eyes and puts his hands on his
head while in deep thought and meditation.*


Mr. Figaro: "I predict....HOTNESS!"


*Just that second, Kim Cross' music, "Fuel" hits and she
comes out to the arena to Mr. Figaro's approval*

Mr. Figaro: "Told ya! HOTNESS!! Goooooo Kim Cross!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kim Cross will be taking on Lana in
a "No Escape" match. That means no
submissions will be counted, no
tapping out will allow a wrestler
to escape the pain. This match can
only be won by pinfall or KNOCK OUT."

Mr. Figaro: "The "No Escape" rules were first
used in OG-FPD during the Dissonance
PPV in May. They are only to be used
in a situation where both competitors
want to tear each other apart. And
I that certainly applies here!"

Mr. Clyde: "These two certainly have a lot of
history here despite both being
relative newcomers. In the last few
months they each earned one victory
over the other in Voltage matches.
Each victory came by submission. Kim
used her Kim Crossface and Lana
used her Triangle choke/jujigatame
combination which she called the
"6 second magic." So we know
both women are quite versed in
submissions, but they will do
no good in winning THIS match."

Mr. Figaro: "But they will HELP soften each
other...mmm...softened iced
cream all over Kim Cross..."

*Mr. Figaro starts drooling*

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, submissions will help wear
down each woman for the eventual
victory. But they will each have
to rely on their other talents
to actually win the match. Kim
Cross has an excellent mixture
of takedowns, throws, and suplexes
while Lana excels in striking.
However each woman is also quite
adept at their opponents main
skills as well. Each are very
well roun...uh, complete."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim is well rounded all right,
just LOOK at those things! Can
you believe them! They are
practically calling out to me!"

Mr. Clyde: "Both Kim Cross and Lana have
made quite an impact on both
the OG-Joshi audience and us.
I am very impressed with the
success and skill they have each
shown so far. And while General
Celes put this match together,
under such deliberate rules,
in order to get a decisive
winner of this feud, I believe
that each woman has come out
looking extremely skilled
and dangerous in the ring."

Mr. Figaro: "Listen, I just need you to
publicly admit that Kim Cross
has the biggest pair of, um,
crosses that you have ever seen!"

Mr. Clyde: "I will do no such thing."

Mr. Figaro: "Kat won't mind, a little jealousy
always helps a relationship!"

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Unless Kat tries to assassinate
Kim Cross...i wouldn't like that.
DON'T LET KAT DO THAT, CLYDE!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'll send her a memo."

Mr. Figaro: "MAKE IT HIGH PRIORITY!"

Mr. Clyde: "Ahem...another interesting part
of this feud is the focus Lana
has put on bloodying Kim. Lana
specifically has said that she
will have to buy new gloves after
the mess she makes of Kim's face."

Mr. Figaro: "Which is nothing compared to
the mess I would make..."

Mr. Clyde: "That's it. Just for THAT comment,
you're on "Goose guarding" duty
after the PPV. No after party
for you. You went TOO far."

Mr. Figaro: "By "mess" I meant the "show
of respectful admiration."

Mr. Clyde: "On her face?"

Mr. Figaro: "All over it!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well I think Lana has a different
idea in mind. And Lana has shown
herself to be extremely violent
in that ring when she is focused.
Kim will have to watch out for
Lana's aggression and use her
own takedown skills to ground her."

Mr. Figaro: "I wish Kim would ground me, cause
i've been a really bad boy."

Mr. Clyde: "I think Goose is going to have
to ground you before this night
is up, let's just get to this
match before my lunch does a
"mystical ninja teleport" out
of my stomach through my mouth."

Mr. Figaro: "Ninja food can do that?"



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Mr. Figaro: "YES!! AND OH NO!! AND YES!!! AND
KIM's POOR FACE! BUT SHE WON! BUT.."

Mr. Clyde: "As Mr. Figaro is fumbling with
trying to say, this match had
mixed results for each woman.
On one hand, Kim Cross won the
match in about 16 minutes with
a very smooth German suplex pin."

Mr. Figaro: "On the other chest..uh, hand,
Lana busted Kim open! I hope Kim's
nose isn't broken!! OH NO!"

Mr. Clyde: "We should just be glad both women
are conscious after tonight's events."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim Cross won this match but Lana
also won a measure of success. She
wanted to bloody Kim's face and
she did just that."

Mr. Clyde: "She also took Kim to the limit,
or I should say they BOTH took
each other to the limit for the
third time in a row. But Kim Cross
definitely had enough to finish
this match and pin Lana's shoulders
to the canvas for the 3 count.
And yet, Lana certainly can walk
away from this match knowing she
was close to victory and did
bloody Kim like she said."

Mr. Figaro: "So they...they both won?"?

Mr. Clyde: "In a way, yes. But in another
way, Kim Cross won. And she
won her first ever OG-Joshi
PPV match and that's quite
an accomplishment for this
rising star named Kim Cross.
But we should not overlook
or under compliment Lana
for her performance here tonight.
She did what she said she would
do and brought the fight to
Kim throughout the match."

Mr. Figaro: "I...I can't take looking
at the blood!"


*Mr. Figaro jumps out of his chair and runs towards
the ring carrying a towel. He rolls into the ring
and hands the towel to a bloody but triumphant
Kim Cross. She takes the towel and nods to Figaro.
Rather then nod back, Figaro gives her a quick hug,
or more accurately, fondle, and raises her hand in
victory. Then he runs back to the commentary booth.*


Mr. Clyde: "Ever the objective professional."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey, we've had ENOUGH injuries
tonight, right!? I just wanted
to make sure her nose wasn't
broken and that she was ok!"

Mr. Clyde: "So you molested her?"

Mr. Figaro: "We all have our ways of achieving
transcendent knowledge, Clyde."

Mr. Clyde: "Yes....that I see we do."

Mr. Figaro: "Go Kim Cross!!!!"

Mr. Clyde: "And congratulations to Lana
on a very hard fought match
and doing what she came to do.
We will be looking out for her
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[OrochiGeese]

*General Celes comes out from backstage and joins the booth.*


Mr. Clyde: "General."

Celes: "Clyde, Figaro. I am out here to
give a report on Miss Cavuto.
The trainers are working on her
arm and we have found that she
has not suffered any internal
or major injuries. If it was
not for Azumi, Alicia, and
Tigress, I do not know what
grim prognosis I would be giving."

Mr. Figaro: "What about Kat? She got there
late but she attempted to..."

Celes: "It is not my policy to speculate.
We know Kat was looking for that
insane masked person all night,
but that is ALL we know. Right
now, I am out here to report on
Dizzy's condition. Her arm is
quite sore but it is not broken.
There are various bruises but
part of them are from the second
fall of her match with Tigress."

Mr. Clyde: "Understandable."

Celes: "And finally...I am out here to
convey a request Dizzy made of
me. She...she wants to continue
her match. She wants to have the
Third and deciding fall...tonight."

*Mr. Figaro's eyes widen and his mouth is agape*

Mr. Figaro: "After all she has been through!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Is..is she sure?"

Celes: "I would not have allowed it if
she was not sure. In fact, she
was MORE then sure, she was
insistent. I have never seen
as much passion in her...in
perhaps ANYBODY...then I saw
in her eyes tonight. She said
she came here to have a great
match with Tigress and to
entertain the fans. And that
NO ONE will stop her from
doing just that. I talked
with Tigress Mask and she
expressed concern for Dizzy's
condition but wanted to honor
her wishes and continue the
match. They are both getting
ready for the third fall.
But in order to let some
of the Dizzy's injuries heal,
the ones that were inflicted
by that masked person, I
have decided to let them
continue their match right
before the main event. So
the third fall will happen
after the next match."

Mr. Clyde: "Thank you for the news, Celes."

Celes: "I am going to go backstage again
now. As you can imagine, I have
a lot to continue sorting out."

Mr. Figaro: "Is Kim's nose broken by the way?"

Celes: "No, it isn't. But try to keep
your enthusiasm under control
when "checking" in the future,
we don't need a harrassment suit."

Mr. Figaro: "Yes'um."


*Celes pats Figaro and Clyde on the backs and goes backstage.*


Mr. Figaro: "Can you believe this?

Mr. Clyde: "I..."

Mr. Figaro: "Daniel Larusso is going to fight!"

Mr. Clyde: "Wh...what?"

Mr. Figaro: "I..i mean...Diane Cavuto is going to fight!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes...that is waht was said.."

Mr. Figaro: "There are some in the OG-Joshi audience that
consider Dizzy to the best around. In fact
they think that no one will ever be able
to keep her down, in wrestling competition!"

Mr. Clyde: "That's more like it. THIS is why General
Celes refers to DIzzy as the heart and
soul of OG-Joshi. After all Dizzy has
been through tonight, she still wants,
no, INSISTS to have the third fall."

Mr. Figaro: "Not even that crowd jumper can stop
Dizzy's spirit. Though we have to
also thank Azumi, Alicia, and even
Tigress Mask for stepping in to help."

Mr. Clyde: "Well, we will be seeing the third
fall of that exciting match after
this next one. So let us shift
our attention to...."

Mr. Figaro: "The HiGHliGHT of the NiGHT!"

Mr. Clyde: "Our next match features Kaori NiGHT
taking on Jenny McLanahan. This
match is unique in that the wrestlers
in match are going into the match as
close friends. While Dizzy and Tigress
Mask came into their match with a lot
of mutual respect, Kaori and Jenny
have been teammates and friends for
years now. And while they will be
squaring off right now, I would
imagine that their friendship will
continue despite what happens."

Mr. Figaro: "I don't know Clyde...those two
have been at each others throats
verbally. Like...MEOW! And I'm
not trying to get you thinking
about Kat Black when i say that!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny and Kaori have had a number
of disagreements recently. Kaori
feels as if Jenny is not living up
to her full potential in the ring,
and is frustrated that she has
not done so after all the chances
and opportunities she has gotten.
Many of them were given to Jenny
by Kaori herself. So Kaori has been
trying to motivate Jenny, but some
of that motivation has been seen
as insulting and annoying by Jenny."

Mr. Figaro: "Jenny has really lost her cool when
listening to Kaori's helpful advice."

Mr. Clyde: "While I agree that Kaori is TRYING
to help Jenny, some of that advice
has sounded hostile and insulting."

Mr. Figaro: "Taking Jenny's side, huh?"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm not taking sides here, I'm
just trying to explain why Jenny
would be upset about how Kaori
is trying to help her."

Mr. Figaro: "That's ok...you and Jenny probably
have a kinship based on your shared
love of ARM WORK!! WORK THAT ARM!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny McLanahan, like myself, is
an accomplished submission wrestler.
She utilizes many variations of
lucha based arm submissions."

Mr. Figaro: "But that's not all! She also is
very adept at suplexes. We saw
her beat Marie Reyes at FinaLAWLS
with a german suplex pin."

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny is also extremely quick,
deceivingly quick. She is great
at reversals and technical wrestling."

Mr. Figaro: "But as quick as she is, I would
think Kaori NiGHT has the speed
advantage here."

Mr. Clyde: "Don't confuse quickness with speed.
Kaori moves faster but Jenny is
very quick when it comes to counters
and reversals. Kaori is as well."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori is also an expert in kicks
an aerial manuevers. Her moves
are lightning fast and she
actually keeps her speed advantage
throughout the match due to how
she targets her opponents leg.
She has won many a match in OG-Joshi
with leg submissions and her focus
on the leg slows down her opponent."

Mr. Clyde: "Kaori NiGHT can beat you so many
different ways, but so can Jenny."

Mr. Figaro: "Jenny just need to do it more often."

Mr. Clyde: "And that is the sticking point here.
Kaori wants Jenny to have more
success and victories in OG-Joshi.
Jenny is looking for respect for
what she has already accomplished
as well as wanting to prove that
she is up there with the best in
OG-Joshi. A victory or good showing
tonight against Kaori NiGHT would
prove just what Jenny is capable of
and get her the respect she feels
she deserves. Kaori demands that
she earns it against her and every
one else in OG-Joshi."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori knows HOW to achieve success
because she has done just that.
So when she gives someone advice
on how to earn success, they should
listen. Kaori was the co-winner
of the Emergence: Revolution Tournament
and got within a fraction of beating
Dizzy at Evo.R in a match that many
believed was the HiGHLiGHT of that
entire show. Kaori also beat the
2005 KNIT winner, Tigress Mask at
the 2 Year anniversary show."

Mr. Clyde: "She then went on to team with Jenny
McLanahan in Jenny's OG-Joshi debut
match at Emergence. The two beat
Visper Karr and Tigress Mask."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori NiGHT is a superstar in NDP,
has had success in McPro, and has
been all over the world. She is
one of the top contenders to the
OG-Joshi World Championship."

Mr. Clyde: "This is what Jenny McLanahan is
up against. It is not an easy
task but if Jenny can stick to
her gameplan and use her emotions
to her advantage rather then get
frustrated, I think she has what
it takes to hang with Kaori in
that ring. As for victory, that
will have to be TAKEN by either
one of them, not just worked to."

Mr. Figaro: "Right you are Clyde! Kaori and
Jenny will have to grab victory
in this match and not expect
the other to just give up. Jenny
has to prove to Kaori that she
has what it takes. And Kaori
is going to be pushing Jenny
by going into the match full
steam ahead, as that's the
only way to really test what
Jenny McLanahan is made of."

Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time for the match."



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Mr. Clyde: "And what a match we have just seen.
Over 25 minutes of hotly contested
action and near falls. Both women
are exhausted and have much to
be proud of in this contest."

Mr. Figaro: "But Jenny McLanahan is the victor
after a beautiful reversal to
Kaori's "Regal Roll". And yes
she stole it from Regal, I
certainly can point that out!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny had a lightning quick
reversal to that move and turned
it into a pin. Kaori was either
too surprised or too worn down
to be able to kick out after
such a grueling match."

Mr. Figaro: "I can't believe the war these
two friends had. They never
let up and kept pushing the
intensity. Each one had their
momentum shifts throughout
and neither would be pinned
or tap out to moves that would
normally end a match. It took
a lightning quick reversal
to end the match, something
that Jenny was able to scout
in Kaori's moveset."

Mr. Clyde: "Each wrestler had their opponent's
moves scouted, and not surprisingly
given their friendship and long
term tag team partnership. But
it was not just knowledge that
kept this match going, it was
intensity and refusal to tap
out or stay down. And you
have to think that Jenny has
earned Kaori's respect from
this match, she had to have."

Mr. Figaro: "She didn't just beat her, she
came back from everything Kaori
threw at her over 25 minutes.
Every kick, submission, and
drop. Jenny weathered it all
and pushed back. Then she found
her opening and got the win."

Mr. Clyde: "I think Jenny showed Kaori what
she was made of as well as
everyone in OG-Joshi. From the
fans to the wrestlers to the
office of General Celes."

Mr. Figaro: "Jenny certainly impressed me
tonight. Hell, they BOTH did.
It's not often you see matches
fought with THAT much resilience
and endurance for 25 minutes!"

Mr. Clyde: "Not to mention skill and such
a fast pace throughout. They
both deserve accolades and
hopefully Jenny has proven
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[OrochiGeese]

*Commmercials air for the Joint McPro/FPN SUPERSHOW*


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Mr. Clyde: "And we are now awaiting the re-arrival
of Diane Cavuto and Tigress Mask."

Mr. Figaro: "I can't believe Dizzy is actually
going through with this!"

Mr. Clyde: "If it was anyone else OTHER then
Dizzy, I wouldn't believe it."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey! I have fighting spirit!"

Mr. Clyde: "You refused to train last Saturday
cause you had a splinter."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah! IN MY F'n EYE!!"

Mr. Clyde: "How the hell did that happen anyway?"

Mr. Figaro: "Kids, wear safety goggles when
creating wooden signs of your
favorite Patty Sirloin pose."

Mr. Clyde: "And thankfully here is Dizzy's
music again before we get a
chance to hear any more..."

*Dizzy comes to the ring and gets a thunderous applause from
the fans. Dizzy waves with her good hand but also looks
quite intense. The fans are chanting "Thank you" to Dizzy.*


Mr. Clyde: "They know what Dizzy is going through
just to be able to give them this
third fall, and they appreciate it.
We ALL appreciate it."

Mr. Figaro: "It also appears that Azumi Oonishi
and Alicia Gordon is coming down
to ringside after her. A good idea
after what we saw earlier. And
they are also receiving cheers."

Mr. Clyde: "For good reason."


*Tigress Mask comes to ringside and also is met with cheers.*


Mr. Figaro: "Its important to again note that
despite Tigress' heavy focus on
Dizzy's arm, she did nothing wrong
before. She came to wrestle in an
important match and she used her
submission strengths to her fair
advantage. In fact, Dizzy would
not have wanted Tigress to do
anything different in her match
because Dizzy WANTED to learn from
Tigress' MMA submission style."

Mr. Clyde: "And when things got serious, Tigress
also came to Dizzy's aid against that
crowd jumper. And all of that is not
lost on the intelligent fans of OG-Joshi.
They respect Tigress for what she does
in that ring and her demeanor outside of it."

Mr. Figaro: "I just hope Dizzy does not suffer any
kind of long term injuries by wrestling
again tonight in this third fall. But
if OG-Joshi trainers and General Celes
cleared her for action, she should be
medically safe to compete."

Mr. Clyde: "Keep in mind that both Dizzy and Tigress
are still tired from their earlier two
falls. Even though two matches have
gone on since then, Dizzy and Tigress
wrestled for a long time by the end of
that second fall. 12 minutes for the
first fall and 9 minutes for the second."

Mr. Figaro: "That's over 200 hours of wrestling act.."

Mr. Clyde: "They have wrestled a grueling 20 minutes
already. Dizzy's arm is still dangling
in somewhat limp fashion, although she
appears to have a bit more control over
it then she did before. Tigress Mask
looks exhausted after spending all
that time trying to ground Dizzy.
The break did help them both but these
are not two 100% fresh wrestlers, they
are tired after tonight's events."

Mr. Figaro: "Hell, so am I! I need some water or
something, my throat is all hurty!
I've been talking ALL NIGHT!"

Mr. Clyde: "Sure seems like that to me..."

Mr. Figaro: "Well your ninja voice technique..."

Mr. Clyde: "We call that "talking"...just like
you non ninja do."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm an underwear ninja, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "Before I tempt fate and ask what
the hell that is, I'm just going
to mandate a 20 second period of
cut out audio. By the time it is
over, the match will have begun
and your souls will have been
saved by not hearing Figaro's
explanation of what he just said."

*The audio cuts out as Mr. Figaro starts smiling and
talking. He wildly motions as he continues talking
as Clyde actually recoils from Figaro's explanation.*





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Mr. Clyde: "How...how on earth did Diane Cavuto
just go another 15 minutes?"

Mr. Figaro: "How did she resist Tigress Mask's
jujigatame at the very end!? We
saw Dizzy's arm hanging limp but
she would NOT tap out!"

Mr. Clyde: "And then she used her speed and
leg strength to catch Tigress
in a beautifully executed
Frankensteiner. Dizzy actually
was able to win this match
even with a badly hurt arm."

Mr. Figaro: "For both women to go another
15 minutes of competitive
action...after what they had
been through before, that says
a lot about their resiliency
and spirit. Tigress Mask gave
everything she could in these
three falls and came out looking
very impressive, even getting
a submission over Dizzy in the
second fall. But in the end,
it was Dizzy's heart and almost
inhuman determination that
won this match."

Mr. Clyde: "Tigress Mask was extremely
impressive in this match
tonight. She worked Dizzy
to the brink of victory,
but Dizzy held on. And that's
more due to Dizzy's determination
then any failure of Tigress."

Mr. Figaro: "Despite Dizzy's arm injury,
I think she was actually
HELPED to victory by the
crowd jumper. That is because
Dizzy's spirit became freaking
unbreakable after that attack.
Dizzy tapped after the second
fall, right? And yeah, part
of that decision might have
been strategy to keep her arm
somewhat healthy for the third
fall, I know that. But Dizzy
still is not one who takes the
easy way out. I have to believe
the second fall really was won
by Tigress. And yet, after all
the pain Dizzy was in during
this third match, after all
the continued targetting of
that arm...Dizzy did NOT tap
out for this third fall. After
her arm was in worse shape
then in that second fall, Dizzy
did not tap out. And I have to
believe she did it to send a
message to the crowd jumper,
to OG-Joshi, and to the WORLD.
That Dizzy's spirit can not be
broken. And if you try to do
so, she'll come back stronger
then you can even imagine."

Mr. Clyde: "That is the most insightful
thing you said all night."

Mr. Figaro: "Dizzy has boobies."

Mr. Clyde: "That was less insightful to
the order of multiple magnitudes."

Mr. Figaro: "And yet it's equally as true!"

Mr. Clyde: "What is also true is that these
two woman put on a hell of an
emotional story for us tonight.
And the fans are now giving them
BOTH a standing ovation. Dizzy
and Tigress Mask are shaking hands
with each other as well."

Mr. Figaro: "OG-Joshi spirit...right f'n there."

Mr. Clyde: "Again, well said."





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[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "And now...after a night of wrestling
and events that has already been one
of the most memorable nights of OG-Joshi,
we finally come to the main event."

Mr. Figaro: "The ICING on the delicious Joshi cake."

Mr. Clyde: "The coup de gras."

Mr. Figaro: "The three women "happy ending"...oh man..."

Mr. Clyde: "It is now time for the OG-Joshi World
Championship to be defended in a
Triple Threat Title match. This is
the second time in history the Title
will be decided in this type of match."

Mr. Figaro: "The first OG-Joshi Title match was the
first OG-Joshi match. The participants
were Holly, Dizzy, and Jo Ryder. That
night, during the Murderers Row PPV,
Dizzy emerged as the first Joshi Champion."

Mr. Clyde: "Tonight Haley Cannon comes into the PPV
as the OG-Joshi World Champion, having
defended her Title all around the world
and at OG-Joshi Emergence against Valeriyah
Belikov. Haley has beaten both Kaori NiGHT
and Dizzy in the past year as well. She
has been a dominant World Champion and
has the most dangerous submissions in all
of OG-Joshi. But she is also well versed
in throws, takedowns, and stand up work.
No one becomes OG-Joshi Champion if they
are a one-dimensional fighter. And we
have seen some throws and drops from
Haley Cannon that are equally cringeworthy
to her submissions. Not to mention some
excellent stand up striking skills. Haley
Cannon has proven effective her MMA
style can be in OG-Joshi and professional
wrestling. She has earned every bit of
respect that being champion comes with.


Mr. Figaro: "Haley Cannon is FEARLESS. I have never
seen her be the slightest bit intimidated
from ANY OG-Joshi wrestler or ANYONE.
She is an actual warrior and displays
the kind of ferocity in that ring that
leaves people frozen in fear."

Mr. Clyde: "But she is up against two women that
don't scare easily, themselves. Jo
Ryder does NOT get intimidated. She
is a the most experienced wrestler
out of all three in this match and
has had the longest career. She is
the best pure wrestler in OG-Joshi
and in all women's wrestling. Her
takedowns are practically flawless
and her suplexes are deadly. And
while her regular submissions are
very good, it is her signature
submissions that rival Haley Cannon's
in terms of effectiveness and pain. Jo
is also no stranger to championship gold as
she is a former M-DWF Women's Champion.
When OG-Joshi was first formed last year,
it was the immediate inclusion of Jo Ryder
that let audiences knew we intended on being
a serious Joshi professional wrestling fed.
It was Jo Ryder that gave OG-Joshi both
instant credibility and instant results
in that wrestling ring. And it is Jo Ryder
that is perhaps the most respected Joshi
wrestler in the last 5-10 years. Though
the co-holder of the "Queen of Professional
Wrestling" moniker, Kaori NiGHT might argue
with that. But no one can argue with how
storied and successful Jo's career is."

Mr. Figaro: "And the final competitor is Holly. Holly
is the most inexperienced out of the three
in terms of the length of her career. But
she is also the most dangerous in terms of
the lengths she will go to in and out of
the ring to attain her goals. A member of
the Orochi Army, she does not let things
such as "sportsmanship" get in the way
her success. She practices "Bitch-jitsu"
which is basically a combination of lethal
kicks and dirty tactics. She'll gouge your
eyes, kick your shins, rub her elbow in your
face. And as the final insult, she'll slam
your face to the ground or into her crotch.
And while her submissions are not quite as
fine tuned as Haley or Jo's, Holly's H-Lock
69 has won many a match. Furthermore, She is
the first and former McPro Globally
Honored Pants wearer and the biggest surprise
success story in Joshi wrestling for the last
two years. She went from being a barely
trained joke wrestler to one of the most
feared, dangerous, and effective wrestlers
today. In the last calendar year, she has
picked up wins all around the world against
the absolute BEST in Joshi wrestling such
as Jo Ryder, Dizzy, and Kaori NiGHT. This
will be Holly's first in ring encounter with
Haley Cannon, as will it be Jo's first
encounter with Haley as well. But Holly
and Jo are no strangers to each other."

Mr. Clyde: "This is not the place to give the history
between Holly and Jo Ryder. Their long term
issues dated back over 5 years and were very
personal in nature. They were also revealed
to the world by Holly and caused there to be
an intense hatred between the two based on
what happened and how Holly handled it. However,
most of their issues had been settled after
Holly defeated Jo Ryder at Venemous Ties.
Or so we thought...as Holly did not hesitate
to continue to berate Jo Ryder and repeatedly
announce to the world Holly's victory over her.
During this time. Jo Ryder had taken a hiatus
from professional wrestling due to a serious
medical situation. But Jo made a surprise return
at the Int.Des.R show and defeated Holly
who was not expecting to face Jo. This
angered Holly and also changed the status
of tonight's Championship match."

Mr. Figaro: "Two weeks before Jo's return, Holly was in
an eight woman Battle Royale for the #1
Contendership position to the OG-Joshi
World Title and a definite Title Shot
at this PPV. During the Battle Royale,
Holly was very impressive in lasting 35
minutes and winning the match. That
was the third big accomplishment in a row
for Holly as she had beaten Jo at Venemous
Ties and Dizzy at Emergence. So winning that
#1 Contendership was quite the further
achievement and left everyone with little
doubt that she was on a surge of momentum.
That was, of course, until Jo beat her
at Int.Des.R and General Celes declared
Jo the new #1 Contender by virtue of
that victory. However, Holly's Title shot
remained. A Three way dance was set up
for the title. And with the situation
finalized, all three women began to talk."

Mr. Clyde: "As was the usual case, Holly began by
using childish insults and methods to
berate both Jo and Haley. Holly used
sexually laced metaphors to go after
Jo as usual, and also came up with her
own fictional account of Haley's world
tour. An account that was more then a
little unflattering, though certainly
not lacking in creativity in facts."

Mr. Figaro: "Haley Cannon responded by calling Holly
out on her immature methods and demanding
that she focus on the match. Jo Ryder
responded by making Holly tap out during
a tag match at Voltage. Holly was made
to tap out to Jo's new signature move,
the "Eclipse Festival." Haley, Jo Ryder,
and General Celes all agreed that this
proved Holly had to take the match more
seriously and concentrate less on buffoonery."

Mr. Clyde: "But Holly had ideas of her own and took
offence to people questioning her methods
and motivation. She believes that people
always underestimate her just because she
enjoys laughing at her opponent's expense.
And because they laugh at her as a defense
mechanism to block out the reality of her
success and violence. It's easier for them
to just single out her silly, immature
actions rather then her successful and serious
ones. I can't help but agree with her about
that as OG also experiences the same thing.
So to Holly, even when she has beaten the best
in Joshi wrestling, she still feels she
doesn't get the respect she deserves."

Mr. Figaro: "The respect that will come if she wins the Title."

Mr. Clyde: "In the meantime, everyone realizes that
Holly getting angry about being disrespected
is somewhat hypocritical considering the
lack of respect she shows everyone else."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly isn't referring to general respect
though. Just like OrochiGeese, she doesn't
give a damn if people LIKE her or RESPECT
her outside the ring. She is just tired
of being seen as a joke inside the ring
and not being taken serious enough when
she has beaten the best in the last year."

Mr. Clyde: "But while what Holly says does resonate
with me, she has to make sure not to
overlook her competition here despite
their feelings about her. Holly has to
make sure she is ready for and respects Jo
and Haley in that ring. Holly beat Jo
at Venemous Ties but Jo beat her at
Int.Des.R and at the special "Two match
show" last September. Jo has gotten
more victories over Holly then Holly
has over Jo. And Holly and Jo have not
even faced Haley before. How will
they really prepare for her besides
watching tapes? Wrestling someone who
has those dangerous MMA moves might
be very daunting for Holly. Holly has
never been up against that style. Jo matches
up much better against Haley then Holly
does. And Haley matches up better against
Jo then Holly does. Holly has been very
successful in the last year but she is
still up against two wrestlers that
have styles that can pose her trouble."

Mr. Figaro: "Which is why the Triple Threat match
helps Holly. Cause she is a very
opportunistic person and wrestler.
Holly won't be impressed with Jo
and Haley rolling on the ground looking
for a submission. Holly will just axe
kick them BOTH. But at the same time,
Holly's emotions will put her at a
disadvantage, as will Jo's. Haley has
the advantage here in not having any
emotional baggage with these two. But
Jo Ryder has an advantage in that she
has experience with Holly while also
matching well up against Haley's style."

Mr. Clyde: " So really, all three women have advantages
over each other. Holly is underestimated,
vicious, and somewhat unpredictable as
to the extents she will go to achieve victory.
Jo has been in the ring with Holly so she
might be able to read her a bit better then
Haley, if not fully due to Holly's
unpredictability when things are at
their most heated. And Haley is capable
of breaking both her opponents limbs while
wrestling with less emotional scars and
baggage then the other two."

Mr. Figaro: "And you have to believe that Holly and Jo
will strike each other before they
strike Haley, even though she is the
champion. If Haley plays this by
siting back a bit.."

Mr. Clyde: "That's not her style. She doesn't
want to win by Holly and Jo beating
each other. Haley wants to win by
dominating them both. She wants to
be the one in control throughout
the match and be the undisputed
winner at the end. She WANTS this
match to test herself and to compete
with these two. She respects what
Jo and Holly can do and considers
them two of the best so she wants
to wrestle them. While there will
be a time in this match that each
wrestler may need to sit back for
a moment to catch their breath or
deal with potential injuries, Haley
will not be backing off intentionally
to let Jo and Holly do the damage to
each other. And that desire to compete
is what makes an admirable champion."

Mr. Figaro: "And the desire to compete from all three
women is what will make an exciting
Triple Threat Championship Match!"

Mr. Clyde: "And I do believe we are ready for
that very match now, as we present
our main event to you all."



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Mr. Figaro: "NEW CHAMPION!!! WE HAVE A NEW OG-Joshi
World Champion!! Holly, also known as
Robin Walker has WON the OG-Joshi Title!"

Mr. Clyde: "An incredible match and an even more
incredible showing of resiliency at
the end by Holly. How, after 25 minutes
in the ring with Haley and Jo, how Holly
was able to withstand Jo's "Eclipse
Festival"...I, i just can't believe it."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly took SO much punishment, so much
abuse in that match. She was suplexed
on her head, thrown on her back, she
had her arms and legs repeatedly wrenched.
And then she was somehow able to keep her
consciousness, not tap, and escape Jo's
"Eclipse Festival." And then, moments
later, Holly mustered up her last bit of
energy to hit Jo with Holly's "Losers Lunch"
faceplant finisher. And for all you history
buffs, Holly eliminated Jo Ryder with that
same move during the Triple Threat last year."

Mr. Clyde: "But this year Holly did it to win the OG-Joshi
World Championship. She finally did it. After
working so hard to hone her craft in the last
two years, tonight is the night Holly finally
won her first World Championship."

Mr. Figaro: "But how the hell did she manage to get out
of that "Eclipse Festival!?" !~

Mr. Clyde: "I think Holly told us already, actually.
She had mentioned it when she took everyone
to task for underestimating her. She said
that during the tag match where Jo tapped
her out, it was part of Holly's plan. That
Holly drew the move out of Jo so that she
could learn more about it and be prepared
for it when it counts most. However, I do
not think it was just that knowledge that
helped Holly. The knowledge of the move
and experience in it helped her escape it
but that was not until after it was cinched
in for a little while. It was Holly's
determination and passion that got her
to absorb the pain for long enough to
escape it. Her desire to become our Champion."

Mr. Figaro: "But the beginning of her reign marks the
end of Haley Cannon's. And note to those
crazy intraweb reporters, Jo Ryder did not
become the Champion by pinning Haley! Haley
did not lose the title officially until Holly
won the final fall in the match!"

Mr. Clyde: "But it WAS Jo Ryder that pinned Haley in
that match with a beautiful bridging german
suplex. Haley had taken a LOT of punishment
in the match as Jo and Holly seemed to be able
to put their issues aside long enough to also
focus on Haley. However, Haley did have control
of the match throughout many parts. In fact,
she was dominating it with her submissions and
throws at one point. The reasons I feel she
came up short in this match are twofold.
This was Haley's first EVER Triple Threat match
in OG-Joshi and possibly her career. While I
would give her the advantage in practically ANY
one on one match, even possibly against her
two opponents tonight, a triple threat match
is a different beast. And to be the OG-Joshi
World Champion, you have to be able to win
in these types of matches. The second reason
she lost was that she her advantages were
surprisingly nullified while her disadvantages
remained. She still did not have the experience
against Jo and Holly that they each had against
each other. And yet, Holly and Jo were able to
keep their emotions under control against each
other a lot better then we all expected. If
you were to ask anyone who Holly would be
gunning for mainly, they would say Jo Ryder.
And likely the same about Jo to Holly. But
both of them kept their attention more on
the overall match and the Title then each
other. And that meant that they were quite
cognizant of Haley as the champion and third
person in that match. She was given the
respect she deserves as the Champion at that
time, but that came with a lot of attention.
In fact, throughout the match, Holly and Jo
even attempted to work TOGETHER to take out
Haley. Certainly showed how much Haley was
a threat to them and how much they each
wanted to win that OG-Joshi World Title."

Mr. Figaro: "My eyes are STILL sore from rubbing them
so much!! I couldn't believe what I saw
when Holly and Jo actually tried to work
together against Haley. Or when Jo or Holly
would have Haley in a hold and the other
wouldn't interfere if they thought the
hold was strong enough. Jo watched Holly
put Haley in the H-Lock 69 and didn't break
it up! Holly watched Jo pin Haley and didn't
break it up. The OG-Joshi Title and beating
Haley was the first mission for both Holly
and Jo, and that shows just how much they
respected Haley as champion. So much that
it worked to Haley's disadvantage in a match.
But hey, Haley earned that respect and will
always be recognized as an excellent champion."

Mr. Clyde: "More then that though, as only the second
OG-Joshi Champion, she helped further
establish that Championship in the eyes
of the fans. OG-Joshi could not have had
a better first two champions then Dizzy
and Haley Cannon. Dizzy brought the Title
passion, spirit, and energy and then Haley
brought it more competitive fire and world
wide acceptance and respect. And don't
think for a second that those two are
not still in the Title hunt, especially
after both their performances tonight."

Mr. Figaro: "As for Jo Ryder, she actually pinned Haley
so she certainly had a measure of success
in this match, I'd say! In fact, Jo Ryder
was looking that she had the match won
for longer then either of the other two.
Jo eliminated Haley and had Holly at the
brink of elimination too. Not too shabby
for someone with only two matches under
her belt since her return after surgery."

Mr. Clyde: "Jo Ryder came within a hair of winning
The OG-Joshi World Title. And, I can't
help but think that the "Eclipse Festival"
could have taken out anyone else on the
roster at that point aside from Holly.
Not just because Holly scoped it out
and was so passionate to win the title,
but there just HAD to be some extra
resilience on Holly's part that made
her refuse to tap to Jo, of all people.
While Holly kept her emotions against
Jo under control enough to wrestle a
smart match, I think there was SOME
use of her anti-Jo emotions to help
her at the end. No one else on this
roster has that hatred towards Jo
and willingness to go through anything
to beat her. We've certainly seen that
from Holly all throughout last year."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly's long term mission to beat Jo
is not unlike her long term mission to
win the OG-Joshi Title. It took her
years to train and hone her craft in
addition to learning from past failures.
But in the end, Holly emerged victorious
after all that resiliency and desire."

Mr. Clyde: "And it looks like Holly is finally realizing
what has happened. After the referee counted
to three, both Jo and Holly were lying on the
mat for a while, catching their breath. Jo
finally walked to the back to a chorus of
cheers and "We still love you" chants from
the fans. But Holly took a bit longer to
get up, probably trying to fully recognize
what she has done. She is up now and is
looking around wide eyed. Some fans are
actually clapping for her, appreciating
her hard work in the match and leading up
to it. Other fans are booing her but she
is ignoring everyone. The referee comes
over and raises her hand in the air as
our ring announcer tentatively searches
the area for random moving boxes but then
announces Holly as the NEW OG-Joshi Champion."

Mr. Figaro: "Random boxes?"

Mr. Clyde: "Guess you didn't get that either..."


Mr. Figaro: "I am SO happy for Holly...she has worked
so hard for this title. And she has brought
it to Orochi Army!"

Mr. Clyde: "It's not like Orochi-O's doesn't already
OWN OG-Joshi and the title, but Holly is
the first wrestling representative of
Orochi Army to WIN the title. And I am
proud of Holly for winning the belt as
I am proud of all three women for putting
on what has likely been the best OG-Joshi
Main event ever."

Mr. Figaro: "I'd say the last 30 minutes, the match plus
our commentary, has been the MOST IMPORTANT
30 minutes in the HISTORY OF TIME AND SPACE!"

Mr. Clyde: "I see..."

Mr. Figaro: "Or just our commentary part...either way!"


Mr. Clyde: "And it appears that Holly has a visitor..."

Mr. Figaro: "Like an extra terrestrial?"

Mr. Clyde: "No...like orochiGeese."

Mr. Figaro: "He's not extra terrestrial, but he might
be from his own dimension! CHAOS DIMENSION!"

*Somewhere Shuma Gorath gets pissed off*


*But more importantly, OrochiGeese comes to the ring. He
grabs the OG-Joshi World Championship from the ring
announcer table and brings it with him into the ring.
He faces Holly and stares at her for a moment. Then
he smiles and puts the belt around her waist. The
two hug and OG raises Holly's hand high.*


Mr. Clyde: "Well, folks...this has been quite a night.
And that is quite a scene in the ring to
end the show on. Especially after all they
had been through in the past and how OG
helped push Holly to this point on her
own merits. When OrochiGeese stripped Holly
of power in OG-Joshi, he told her that she
had to prove to people that she could win
on her own. And that is exactly what she
has done in the last year and tonight. OG
always said that when she did so, and when
she won that Title on her own merits, that
he would be the first person to celebrate
it with her. And people can say what they
want about OG, he keeps his word."

Mr. Figaro: "Whether that means breaking someone's
neck or celebrating their biggest career
moment with their new World Title, OG
keeps his promises. And I'm hoping I can
trick him into promising to get me some
Patty and Kim-Kim cakes!"

Mr. Clyde: "We hope you all enjoyed OG-Joshi Unleashed.
And OG-Joshi will be coming to you in a
few weeks at the next Voltage. Where we
already have a lot of exciting things
planned for you to see. But for now, on
behalf of Mr. Figaro and myself, Mr. Clyde..."

Mr. Figaro: "RELEASE THE GOOSE!"

Mr. Clyde: "That wasn't what I was going to say..."

Mr. Figaro: "Sorry...PLEASE RELEASE THE GOOSE!"

Mr. Clyde: "Goodnight folks."



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